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Headhunters
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Soos discovers a secret room filled with wax figures. Uncle Stan used to display them at his attraction, but after they stopped generating revenue, he hid them away in this room. Mabel creates a wax replica of Stan, but someone chops off its head. The Pines twins launch an investigation.
- 00:00:03,099 --> 00:00:06,011 I'm afraid your services won't be required here, sir!
- 00:00:06,651 --> 00:00:08,539 My men have examined the evidence,
- 00:00:08,604 --> 00:00:10,922 and this is obviously an accident.
- 00:00:11,404 --> 00:00:12,604 Accident, constable?
- 00:00:12,805 --> 00:00:13,572 Or is it...
- 00:00:14,639 --> 00:00:15,739 Murder?
- 00:00:15,866 --> 00:00:17,082 What?
- 00:00:17,178 --> 00:00:20,136 Duck-tective will return after these messages.
- 00:00:21,305 --> 00:00:23,066 That duck is a genius.
- 00:00:23,162 --> 00:00:25,594 Eh. It's easier to find clues when you're that close to the ground.
- 00:00:25,851 --> 00:00:28,602 Are you saying you could outwit Duck-tective?
- 00:00:28,698 --> 00:00:31,417 Mabel, I have very keen powers of observation.
- 00:00:31,513 --> 00:00:33,405 For example, just by smelling your breath,
- 00:00:33,466 --> 00:00:35,323 I can tell that you have been eating...
- 00:00:36,188 --> 00:00:38,483 ...an entire tube of toothpaste?
- 00:00:38,940 --> 00:00:40,636 It was so sparkly.
- 00:00:40,701 --> 00:00:42,972 Hey, dudes. You'll never guess what I found!
- 00:00:43,129 --> 00:00:44,315 -Buried treasure! -Buried...
- 00:00:44,572 --> 00:00:46,651 Hey, I was gonna say that!
- 00:00:47,165 --> 00:00:48,185 So I was cleaning up
- 00:00:48,251 --> 00:00:51,036 when I found this secret door hidden behind the wallpaper.
- 00:00:51,162 --> 00:00:53,755 It's crazy-bonkers creepy!
- 00:00:57,308 --> 00:00:59,997 Whoa! It's a secret wax museum.
- 00:01:00,154 --> 00:01:01,850 They're so life-like!
- 00:01:02,076 --> 00:01:03,388 -Except for that one. -Hello!
- 00:01:04,857 --> 00:01:07,355 It's just me, your Grunkle Stan!
- 00:01:48,187 --> 00:01:50,492 Behold the Gravity Falls Wax Museum.
- 00:01:50,588 --> 00:01:52,667 It was one of our most popular attractions,
- 00:01:52,794 --> 00:01:54,202 before I forgot all about it.
- 00:01:54,267 --> 00:01:57,114 I got 'em all! Genghis Khan, Sherlock Holmes,
- 00:01:57,209 --> 00:01:59,737 some kinda, I don't know, goblin man.
- 00:02:00,468 --> 00:02:01,978 Is anyone else getting the creeps here?
- 00:02:02,074 --> 00:02:05,146 And now, for my personal favorite, Wax Abraham Lincoln!
- 00:02:05,212 --> 00:02:09,754 Right over... Oh, no, come on! Who left the blinds open?
- 00:02:09,984 --> 00:02:12,896 Wax John Wilkes Booth, I'm looking in your direction!
- 00:02:13,461 --> 00:02:15,485 How do you fix a wax figure?
- 00:02:15,995 --> 00:02:19,325 Cheer up, Grunkle Stan! Where's that smile?
- 00:02:19,386 --> 00:02:20,794 -Meh. -Bep bop boop.
- 00:02:20,859 --> 00:02:21,818 Ow.
- 00:02:22,141 --> 00:02:23,418 Don't worry, Grunkle Stan,
- 00:02:23,483 --> 00:02:26,172 I'll make you a new wax figure from all this old wax!
- 00:02:26,395 --> 00:02:28,570 You really think you could make one of these puppies?
- 00:02:28,731 --> 00:02:31,386 Grunkle Stan, I'm an arts and crafts master.
- 00:02:31,451 --> 00:02:33,883 Why do you think I always have this glue gun stuck to my arm?
- 00:02:35,387 --> 00:02:36,795 I like your gumption, kid!
- 00:02:36,987 --> 00:02:38,970 I don't know what that word means, but thank you!
- 00:02:40,604 --> 00:02:41,477 Dipper!
- 00:02:42,043 --> 00:02:43,930 What do you think of my wax figure idea?
- 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:47,517 She's part fairy princess and part horse fairy princess.
- 00:02:48,058 --> 00:02:50,820 Maybe you should carve something from real life.
- 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:53,210 Like a waffle with big arms!
- 00:02:53,563 --> 00:02:57,564 Okay. Or, you know, something else. Like someone in your family.
- 00:02:57,629 --> 00:03:00,027 Kids, have you seen my pants?
- 00:03:01,949 --> 00:03:05,083 Oh, Muse, you work in mysterious ways!
- 00:03:05,213 --> 00:03:06,909 Why's your sister talking to the ceiling?
- 00:03:20,059 --> 00:03:23,067 I think it needs more glitter.
- 00:03:23,163 --> 00:03:24,140 Agreed.
- 00:03:25,821 --> 00:03:27,739 I found my pants, but now I'm missing my...
- 00:03:30,747 --> 00:03:31,867 What do you think?
- 00:03:32,220 --> 00:03:35,515 I think the wax museum's back in business!
- 00:03:43,099 --> 00:03:45,370 I can't believe this many people showed up!
- 00:03:45,435 --> 00:03:48,316 I know, right? Your uncle probably bribed 'em or something.
- 00:03:48,378 --> 00:03:49,371 He bribed me!
- 00:03:55,260 --> 00:03:58,010 You all know me, folks, town darlin', Mr. Mystery.
- 00:03:58,141 --> 00:04:00,124 Please, ladies, control yourselves.
- 00:04:02,395 --> 00:04:05,211 As you know, I always bring the people of this fair town
- 00:04:05,307 --> 00:04:06,523 novelties and befuddlements,
- 00:04:06,588 --> 00:04:08,859 the likes of which the world has never known.
- 00:04:09,085 --> 00:04:10,650 But enough about me.
- 00:04:10,781 --> 00:04:13,309 Behold, me!
- 00:04:15,388 --> 00:04:17,402 Ye-ah! Ye-ye-ye-ye-ye-ah!
- 00:04:20,763 --> 00:04:23,356 And now a word from our own Mabelangelo.
- 00:04:23,421 --> 00:04:24,476 It's Mabel.
- 00:04:24,541 --> 00:04:26,202 Thank you for coming!
- 00:04:26,267 --> 00:04:28,987 I made this sculpture with my own two hands!
- 00:04:29,179 --> 00:04:33,146 It's covered in my blood, sweat, tears, and other fluids.
- 00:04:33,337 --> 00:04:34,619 -Ugh! -Ewww!
- 00:04:35,325 --> 00:04:39,165 Heh heh. Yeah. I will now take questions. You there!
- 00:04:39,226 --> 00:04:41,179 Old Man McGucket, local kook.
- 00:04:41,244 --> 00:04:43,803 Are the wax figures alive, and follow up question,
- 00:04:43,898 --> 00:04:45,947 can I survive the Wax Man uprising?
- 00:04:46,012 --> 00:04:48,602 Um... Yes! Next question.
- 00:04:48,667 --> 00:04:50,780 Toby Determined, Gravity Falls Gossiper.
- 00:04:50,876 --> 00:04:53,884 Do you really think this constitutes a wonder of the world?
- 00:04:54,106 --> 00:04:56,124 Your microphone's a turkey baster, Toby.
- 00:04:56,186 --> 00:04:58,330 -It certainly is. -Next question!
- 00:04:58,587 --> 00:05:01,019 Shandra Jimenez, a real reporter.
- 00:05:01,115 --> 00:05:04,284 Your fliers promised free pizza with admission to this event.
- 00:05:04,380 --> 00:05:05,339 Is this true?
- 00:05:05,531 --> 00:05:07,514 -That's what I heard. -Come on!
- 00:05:07,579 --> 00:05:08,795 -Unbelievable! -What a rip-off.
- 00:05:08,860 --> 00:05:10,234 Pizza? I want my pizza.
- 00:05:10,364 --> 00:05:13,053 That was a typo. Goodnight, everyone!
- 00:05:20,284 --> 00:05:21,562 In your face!
- 00:05:21,788 --> 00:05:23,100 I'm not coming back here.
- 00:05:23,549 --> 00:05:24,700 I think that went well.
- 00:05:27,197 --> 00:05:29,660 Hot pumpkin pie! Look at all this cash!
- 00:05:29,756 --> 00:05:31,003 I owe it all to one person.
- 00:05:31,770 --> 00:05:32,794 This guy!
- 00:05:33,178 --> 00:05:34,363 Oh!
- 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:35,771 Yeah, you too, you little gremlin.
- 00:05:35,867 --> 00:05:36,860 Now you kids wash up.
- 00:05:37,052 --> 00:05:39,707 We got another long day of fleecing rubes tomorrow. Go! Go!
- 00:05:40,572 --> 00:05:41,507 Kids.
- 00:05:41,821 --> 00:05:46,171 Well, Duck-tective, it seems you've really quacked the case.
- 00:05:46,890 --> 00:05:48,257 Don't patronize me.
- 00:05:49,946 --> 00:05:52,443 Stupid duck. Well, I'm gonna use the john.
- 00:05:52,861 --> 00:05:53,851 You need anything?
- 00:05:55,869 --> 00:05:58,331 I love this guy! Don't you go nowhere.
- 00:06:06,909 --> 00:06:08,540 Dipper, you wanna do a toothbrush race?
- 00:06:08,635 --> 00:06:12,284 -Okay. -No, no, no!
- 00:06:12,986 --> 00:06:16,058 Wax Stan, he's been murdered!
- 00:06:26,044 --> 00:06:27,452 I get up to use the john, right?
- 00:06:27,548 --> 00:06:30,363 And when I come back, blammo! He's headless!
- 00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:33,693 My expert handcrafting, besmirched.
- 00:06:33,755 --> 00:06:35,834 Besmirched!
- 00:06:35,899 --> 00:06:37,276 Who would do something like this?
- 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:39,325 What's your opinion, Sheriff Blubs?
- 00:06:39,739 --> 00:06:42,843 Look, we'd love to help you folks, but let's face the facts.
- 00:06:42,908 --> 00:06:45,018 This case is unsolvable.
- 00:06:45,117 --> 00:06:46,076 -What? -What?
- 00:06:46,138 --> 00:06:47,803 You take that back, Sheriff Blubs!
- 00:06:47,868 --> 00:06:50,396 You're kidding, right? There must be evidence, motives.
- 00:06:50,461 --> 00:06:51,739 You know, I could help, if you want.
- 00:06:51,804 --> 00:06:55,226 He's really good. He figured out who was eating our tin cans!
- 00:06:55,421 --> 00:06:57,274 All signs pointed to the goat.
- 00:06:57,339 --> 00:07:00,443 Yeah, yeah, let the boy help. He's got a little brain up in his head.
- 00:07:00,700 --> 00:07:02,714 Whoo! Would you look at what we got here!
- 00:07:02,906 --> 00:07:05,211 City Boy thinks he's gonna solve a mystery
- 00:07:05,276 --> 00:07:07,770 with his fancy computer phone.
- 00:07:07,866 --> 00:07:10,524 City Boy! City Boy!
- 00:07:10,586 --> 00:07:12,346 You are adorable!
- 00:07:12,442 --> 00:07:14,138 Adorable?
- 00:07:14,813 --> 00:07:16,060 He's adorable!
- 00:07:16,282 --> 00:07:19,900 Look, PJs, how about you leave the investigating to the grownups,
- 00:07:19,996 --> 00:07:20,955 okay?
- 00:07:21,051 --> 00:07:22,589 Attention all units. Steve is going to fit
- 00:07:22,650 --> 00:07:24,123 an entire cantaloupe in his mouth.
- 00:07:24,189 --> 00:07:25,562 Repeat, an entire cantaloupe.
- 00:07:25,627 --> 00:07:26,939 It's a 23-16!
- 00:07:27,035 --> 00:07:27,994 Let's move.
- 00:07:29,628 --> 00:07:32,605 That's it! Mabel, you and me are going to find the jerk who did this
- 00:07:32,701 --> 00:07:33,917 and get back that head!
- 00:07:34,044 --> 00:07:36,253 Then we'll see who's adorable.
- 00:07:37,788 --> 00:07:39,898 Aww! You sneeze like a kitten.
- 00:07:41,501 --> 00:07:44,540 Wax Stan has lost his head, and it's up to us to find it.
- 00:07:46,845 --> 00:07:49,469 There were a lot of unhappy customers at the unveiling.
- 00:07:49,530 --> 00:07:51,613 The murderer could have been anyone!
- 00:07:52,028 --> 00:07:53,819 Gasp! Even us!
- 00:07:54,042 --> 00:07:55,933 In this town, anything is possible.
- 00:07:56,029 --> 00:07:59,098 Ghosts, zombies... Could be months before we find our first clue.
- 00:07:59,163 --> 00:08:00,701 Hey, look! A clue!
- 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:03,068 Footprints in the shag carpet.
- 00:08:03,164 --> 00:08:05,596 That's weird. They've got a hole in them.
- 00:08:05,788 --> 00:08:07,580 And they're leading to...
- 00:08:10,875 --> 00:08:12,060 So what do you think?
- 00:08:12,156 --> 00:08:14,139 In my opinion? This is an ax.
- 00:08:14,362 --> 00:08:17,212 Wait a minute. The lumberjack!
- 00:08:17,373 --> 00:08:18,428 -Of course! -Of course!
- 00:08:18,781 --> 00:08:19,997 In your face!
- 00:08:20,316 --> 00:08:22,909 He was furious when he didn't get that free pizza.
- 00:08:23,005 --> 00:08:25,690 Furious enough for murder!
- 00:08:25,820 --> 00:08:26,875 You mean Manly Dan?
- 00:08:26,971 --> 00:08:29,530 Yeah, he hangs out at this crazy intense biker joint downtown.
- 00:08:29,626 --> 00:08:31,356 Then that's where we're going.
- 00:08:31,421 --> 00:08:34,076 Dude, this is awesome. You two are, like, the Mystery Twins.
- 00:08:34,268 --> 00:08:35,227 Don't call us that.
- 00:08:38,300 --> 00:08:40,091 Hey, give me a hand with this coffin, will you?
- 00:08:40,413 --> 00:08:42,427 I'm doing a memorial service for Wax Stan.
- 00:08:42,554 --> 00:08:44,315 Something small but classy.
- 00:08:45,914 --> 00:08:48,316 Sorry, Grunkle Stan, but we've got a big break in the case.
- 00:08:48,381 --> 00:08:49,405 Break in the case!
- 00:08:49,467 --> 00:08:52,378 We're heading into town right now to interrogate the murderer.
- 00:08:52,509 --> 00:08:53,876 We have an ax!
- 00:08:55,037 --> 00:08:56,218 That seems like the kind of thing
- 00:08:56,283 --> 00:08:58,109 a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing.
- 00:08:58,685 --> 00:09:01,370 Good thing I'm an uncle. Avenge me, kids!
- 00:09:01,435 --> 00:09:03,741 Avenge me!
- 00:09:10,362 --> 00:09:11,900 This is the place.
- 00:09:14,141 --> 00:09:15,802 Got the fake IDs?
- 00:09:16,669 --> 00:09:18,299 Here goes nothing.
- 00:09:19,546 --> 00:09:21,629 Sorry, but we don't serve miners.
- 00:09:22,139 --> 00:09:24,123 Dag-nabbit!
- 00:09:25,787 --> 00:09:27,644 We're here to interrogate Manly Dan the lumberjack
- 00:09:27,709 --> 00:09:28,925 for the murder of Wax Stan.
- 00:09:29,340 --> 00:09:30,364 Deedle-eedle-eet.
- 00:09:31,676 --> 00:09:32,635 Works for me.
- 00:09:32,827 --> 00:09:34,331 -Hey, get out of here! -Hey, come here, you!
- 00:09:34,396 --> 00:09:35,995 He hit me!
- 00:09:40,445 --> 00:09:41,404 My leg! Please!
- 00:09:44,796 --> 00:09:45,981 He's resting.
- 00:09:46,077 --> 00:09:48,317 All right, let's just try to blend in, okay?
- 00:09:48,379 --> 00:09:49,948 You got it, Dippingsauce!
- 00:09:50,845 --> 00:09:53,181 Hey there, fellow restaurant patron!
- 00:09:53,243 --> 00:09:54,202 Bap!
- 00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:00,923 Manly Dan! Just the guy I wanted to see.
- 00:10:01,019 --> 00:10:02,078 Where were you last night?
- 00:10:02,139 --> 00:10:03,420 Punchin' the clock.
- 00:10:03,516 --> 00:10:06,332 -You were at work? -No, I was punching that clock!
- 00:10:07,229 --> 00:10:09,788 10 p.m., the time of the murder.
- 00:10:09,980 --> 00:10:12,477 So, I guess you've never seen this before?
- 00:10:12,826 --> 00:10:14,683 -Listen, little girl... -Actually, I'm...
- 00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:17,787 I wouldn't pick my teeth with that ax. It's left-handed.
- 00:10:17,852 --> 00:10:21,082 I only use my right hand. The manly hand!
- 00:10:21,627 --> 00:10:24,442 Get him, get him!
- 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:26,970 Left-handed.
- 00:10:27,162 --> 00:10:29,660 Three, four, five, six.
- 00:10:29,755 --> 00:10:32,667 Oh! Your wife is gonna be beautiful!
- 00:10:33,232 --> 00:10:33,757 Yes!
- 00:10:33,818 --> 00:10:35,901 Mabel, big break in the case.
- 00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:37,819 But will she love me?
- 00:10:38,045 --> 00:10:39,453 It's a left-handed ax.
- 00:10:39,580 --> 00:10:42,365 These are all our suspects. Manly Dan is right-handed.
- 00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:45,211 That means all we gotta do is find our left-handed suspect,
- 00:10:45,338 --> 00:10:46,523 and we've got our killer!
- 00:10:46,589 --> 00:10:49,500 Oh, man! We are on fire today!
- 00:10:51,226 --> 00:10:52,922 Let's find that murderer!
- 00:11:24,015 --> 00:11:26,462 Mabel! There's only one person left on this list.
- 00:11:26,558 --> 00:11:28,410 Of course! It all adds up!
- 00:11:32,189 --> 00:11:33,628 You kids better be right about this,
- 00:11:33,754 --> 00:11:35,227 or you'll never hear the end of it.
- 00:11:35,388 --> 00:11:37,245 The evidence is irrefutable.
- 00:11:37,306 --> 00:11:38,906 It's so irrefutable.
- 00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:40,989 I'm gonna get to use my nightstick!
- 00:11:41,085 --> 00:11:42,363 You ready? You ready, little fella'?
- 00:11:42,554 --> 00:11:43,805 -Whoo! Whoo! -Whoo! Whoo!
- 00:11:44,380 --> 00:11:46,429 On three. One, two...
- 00:11:47,069 --> 00:11:48,220 Nobody move! This is a raid!
- 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:51,005 What is this? Some kind of raid?
- 00:11:52,666 --> 00:11:54,972 Toby Determined, you're under arrest for the murder
- 00:11:55,068 --> 00:11:57,020 of the wax body of Grunkle Stan!
- 00:11:57,147 --> 00:11:59,261 You have the right to remain impressed
- 00:11:59,387 --> 00:12:01,532 with our awesome detective work.
- 00:12:01,946 --> 00:12:04,796 Gobbling goose feathers! I don't understand!
- 00:12:04,988 --> 00:12:06,492 Then allow me to explain.
- 00:12:06,714 --> 00:12:09,116 You were hoping that Grunkle Stan's new attraction
- 00:12:09,181 --> 00:12:12,285 would be the story that saved your failing newspaper.
- 00:12:12,507 --> 00:12:13,658 But when the show was a flop,
- 00:12:13,723 --> 00:12:16,347 you decided to go out and make your own headline.
- 00:12:17,755 --> 00:12:18,940 But you were sloppy!
- 00:12:19,036 --> 00:12:21,403 And all the clues pointed to a shabby-shoed reporter
- 00:12:21,534 --> 00:12:23,356 who was caught left-handed.
- 00:12:23,421 --> 00:12:26,298 Toby Determined, you're yesterday's news.
- 00:12:27,226 --> 00:12:32,413 Boy, your little knees must be sore from jumping to conclusions!
- 00:12:32,474 --> 00:12:33,660 Ha-cha-cha!
- 00:12:33,725 --> 00:12:35,773 I had nothing to do with that murder.
- 00:12:35,835 --> 00:12:37,722 I knew it! Wait, what did you say? Nothing?
- 00:12:37,818 --> 00:12:39,034 -He said nothing. -What? Could you repeat...
- 00:12:39,099 --> 00:12:41,309 Then where were you the night of the break-in?
- 00:12:41,531 --> 00:12:42,491 Um...
- 00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:46,077 Finally, we can be alone,
- 00:12:46,173 --> 00:12:50,236 cardboard cut-out of female news reporter, Shandra Jimenez!
- 00:12:52,284 --> 00:12:53,470 -Ew! -Yuck!
- 00:12:53,757 --> 00:12:55,069 Time-stamp confirms it.
- 00:12:55,131 --> 00:12:57,755 Toby, you're off the hook, you freak of nature.
- 00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:58,779 Hurray!
- 00:12:58,940 --> 00:13:01,629 But it has to be him! Check the ax for fingerprints!
- 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,092 No prints at all.
- 00:13:04,541 --> 00:13:05,596 No prints?
- 00:13:05,661 --> 00:13:07,387 I got a headline for you.
- 00:13:07,452 --> 00:13:09,789 "City kids waste everyone's time!"
- 00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:16,828 Boy, I'd be pretty embarrassed if I was you two!
- 00:13:23,196 --> 00:13:27,581 Kids, Soos, lifeless wax figures, thank you all for coming.
- 00:13:28,989 --> 00:13:30,558 Some people might say it's wrong
- 00:13:30,619 --> 00:13:32,890 for a man to love a wax replica of himself.
- 00:13:32,990 --> 00:13:33,949 They're wrong!
- 00:13:34,045 --> 00:13:35,034 Easy, Soos.
- 00:13:35,130 --> 00:13:38,525 Wax Stan, I hope you're picking pockets in wax heaven.
- 00:13:39,036 --> 00:13:41,403 I'm sorry, I've got glitter in my eye!
- 00:13:42,068 --> 00:13:42,794 Dude!
- 00:13:43,959 --> 00:13:45,438 Those cops were right about me.
- 00:13:45,626 --> 00:13:48,860 Dipper, we've come so far. We can't give up now!
- 00:13:49,435 --> 00:13:53,851 But I considered everything, the weapon, the motive, the clues...
- 00:13:55,546 --> 00:13:57,979 Wax Stan's shoe has a hole in it.
- 00:13:58,044 --> 00:13:59,482 All the wax guys have that.
- 00:13:59,548 --> 00:14:02,590 It's where the pole-thingy attaches to their stand-dealies.
- 00:14:03,004 --> 00:14:07,132 Wait a minute! What has holes in its shoes and no fingerprints?
- 00:14:07,389 --> 00:14:09,372 Mabel! The murderers are...
- 00:14:09,499 --> 00:14:11,996 Standing right behind you?
- 00:14:14,877 --> 00:14:18,970 Wax Sherlock Holmes! Wax Shakespeare! Wax Coolio?
- 00:14:19,070 --> 00:14:20,029 Wassup, Holmes?
- 00:14:21,245 --> 00:14:22,461 Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh.
- 00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:25,917 Congratulations, my two amateur sleuths.
- 00:14:25,979 --> 00:14:30,363 You've unburied the truth. And now we're going to bury you!
- 00:14:34,077 --> 00:14:38,941 Bravo, Dipper Pines! You've discovered our little secret.
- 00:14:39,098 --> 00:14:42,908 Applaud, everyone! Applaud sarcastically.
- 00:14:43,069 --> 00:14:46,525 No, that sounds too sincere. Slow clap. There we go.
- 00:14:46,621 --> 00:14:47,803 Nice and condescending.
- 00:14:47,964 --> 00:14:50,461 But how is this possible? You're made of wax!
- 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,510 Are you magic?
- 00:14:52,606 --> 00:14:56,315 Are we magic? She wants to know if we're magic.
- 00:14:57,243 --> 00:14:58,364 We're cursed!
- 00:14:58,429 --> 00:15:00,381 Cursed! Cursed!
- 00:15:00,477 --> 00:15:03,642 Cursed to come to life whenever the moon is waxing!
- 00:15:03,707 --> 00:15:07,613 Your uncle bought us many years ago at a garage sale.
- 00:15:07,709 --> 00:15:09,661 A haunted garage sale, son!
- 00:15:12,603 --> 00:15:15,676 I must warn you, these statues come at a terrible price.
- 00:15:15,868 --> 00:15:16,862 Twenty dollars?
- 00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:18,300 I'll just take 'em when you're not looking.
- 00:15:18,461 --> 00:15:20,283 -What? -I said I was gonna rob you.
- 00:15:20,475 --> 00:15:24,028 And so the Mystery Shack wax collection was born.
- 00:15:24,154 --> 00:15:26,843 By day, we would be the playthings of man.
- 00:15:27,070 --> 00:15:29,885 But when your uncle went to sleep, we would rule the night!
- 00:15:29,947 --> 00:15:32,030 -Hey, I told you to stop that. -Make me!
- 00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:35,805 Huh?
- 00:15:37,723 --> 00:15:40,381 It was a charmed life for us cursed beings.
- 00:15:43,323 --> 00:15:46,653 That is, until your uncle closed up shop.
- 00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:04,092 We've been waiting ten years to get our revenge on Stan for locking us away.
- 00:16:07,580 --> 00:16:09,563 But we got the wrong guy.
- 00:16:12,317 --> 00:16:15,517 So you were trying to murder Grunkle Stan for real?
- 00:16:15,582 --> 00:16:19,034 You were right all along, Dipper. Wax people are creepy!
- 00:16:19,230 --> 00:16:20,220 Enough!
- 00:16:20,316 --> 00:16:24,186 Now that you know our secret, you must die!
- 00:16:27,965 --> 00:16:29,403 What do we do? What do we do?
- 00:16:29,469 --> 00:16:30,554 I don't know...
- 00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:40,444 That's it! We can melt them with hotty, melty things!
- 00:16:42,301 --> 00:16:44,698 Anyone move, and we'll melt you into candles!
- 00:16:44,798 --> 00:16:46,237 Decorative candles!
- 00:16:46,302 --> 00:16:49,501 You really think you can defeat us?
- 00:16:49,597 --> 00:16:51,611 -I don't know. I'm not really sure. -It's worth a shot I guess.
- 00:16:51,676 --> 00:16:53,790 So be it. Attack!
- 00:16:54,876 --> 00:16:55,996 Aaah!
- 00:16:57,085 --> 00:16:58,332 Uhh! Aaah!
- 00:17:02,909 --> 00:17:05,149 Interview this, Larry King!
- 00:17:05,245 --> 00:17:07,451 My neck! My beautiful neck!
- 00:17:07,516 --> 00:17:09,660 -Aah! -Joke's on you, Groucho!
- 00:17:09,756 --> 00:17:11,900 I've heard about a cutting remark, but this is ridiculous!
- 00:17:11,996 --> 00:17:13,627 Why is there nothing in my hand?
- 00:17:17,789 --> 00:17:21,307 Ha! Genghis Khan, you fell harder than the...
- 00:17:21,629 --> 00:17:24,702 I don't know, Jin Dynasty? Yeah. All right.
- 00:17:26,397 --> 00:17:27,548 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
- 00:17:28,446 --> 00:17:29,436 What's up with that?
- 00:17:29,501 --> 00:17:30,843 Dipper, watch out!
- 00:17:32,957 --> 00:17:35,036 All right, let's get this taken care of.
- 00:17:37,726 --> 00:17:38,750 Catch!
- 00:17:45,310 --> 00:17:46,269 Uh... Uh...
- 00:17:46,395 --> 00:17:48,509 Once your family is out of the way,
- 00:17:48,636 --> 00:17:50,749 we'll rule the night once again!
- 00:17:52,219 --> 00:17:53,514 Don't count on it!
- 00:17:55,069 --> 00:17:56,987 Come back here, you brat!
- 00:18:06,397 --> 00:18:08,541 You really think you can outwit me, boy?
- 00:18:08,733 --> 00:18:13,053 I'm Sherlock bleeding Holmes! Have you seen my magnifying glass?
- 00:18:13,245 --> 00:18:14,334 It's enormous!
- 00:18:26,556 --> 00:18:28,074 Any last words?
- 00:18:28,827 --> 00:18:29,790 Um...
- 00:18:30,139 --> 00:18:31,516 You got any sunscreen?
- 00:18:31,581 --> 00:18:33,147 Got any... What?
- 00:18:36,189 --> 00:18:38,717 -No. -You know, letting me lead you outside,
- 00:18:38,782 --> 00:18:40,286 probably not your sharpest decision.
- 00:18:40,347 --> 00:18:43,197 Outsmarted by a child in short pants?
- 00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:45,372 No!
- 00:18:45,534 --> 00:18:47,739 Fiddlesticks! Humbugs!
- 00:18:47,996 --> 00:18:51,579 It's a total kerfuffle! What a hullabaloo...
- 00:18:51,902 --> 00:18:53,405 Case closed!
- 00:18:56,670 --> 00:18:58,109 You sneeze like a kitten.
- 00:18:58,204 --> 00:19:03,038 Those policemen were right, you're adorable. Adorable!
- 00:19:03,675 --> 00:19:04,734 Ew.
- 00:19:05,179 --> 00:19:09,886 Though our group be cleft in twain, man of wax shall rise again!
- 00:19:09,947 --> 00:19:11,900 -You know any limericks? -Uh...
- 00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:14,811 There once was a dude from Kentucky...
- 00:19:14,876 --> 00:19:15,835 -Nope! -Aah!
- 00:19:16,062 --> 00:19:17,627 Dipper! You're okay!
- 00:19:17,692 --> 00:19:19,837 You solved the mystery after all.
- 00:19:19,932 --> 00:19:22,012 I couldn't have done it without my sidekick.
- 00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:24,348 No offense, Dipper, but you're the sidekick.
- 00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:26,653 What? Says who? Are people saying that? Have you heard that?
- 00:19:27,098 --> 00:19:30,302 Hot Belgian waffles! What happened to my parlor?
- 00:19:31,195 --> 00:19:32,795 Your wax figures turned out to be evil,
- 00:19:32,926 --> 00:19:34,556 so we fought them to the death!
- 00:19:34,621 --> 00:19:35,933 I decapitated Larry King.
- 00:19:37,378 --> 00:19:39,198 You kids and your imaginations.
- 00:19:39,259 --> 00:19:41,534 On the bright side, though, look what we found.
- 00:19:42,109 --> 00:19:45,086 My head! I missed this guy!
- 00:19:45,213 --> 00:19:46,237 You done good, kids!
- 00:19:46,398 --> 00:19:48,508 All right, line up for some affectionate noogy-ing!
- 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:49,820 I'm not so sure about that.
- 00:19:49,885 --> 00:19:51,389 Is there any other alternative?
- 00:19:52,636 --> 00:19:53,595 Noogie, noogie, noogie.
- 00:19:55,547 --> 00:19:56,798 Solved the case yet, boy?
- 00:19:56,894 --> 00:19:59,069 I'm so confident you're gonna say "no,"
- 00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:02,525 that I'm gonna take a long, slow sip from my cup of coffee.
- 00:20:04,862 --> 00:20:06,108 Actually, the answer is yes!
- 00:20:12,123 --> 00:20:13,915 -It burns! It burns! -My eyes! Drive! Drive!
- 00:20:17,018 --> 00:20:18,844 They got scalded!
- 00:20:19,163 --> 00:20:21,438 So, did you get rid of all of the wax figures?
- 00:20:21,499 --> 00:20:23,900 I am 99% sure that I did!
- 00:20:23,996 --> 00:20:25,243 Good enough for me!
- 00:20:31,515 --> 00:20:32,509 Huh?
- 00:20:32,635 --> 00:20:34,876 So, you're a rat. Tell me about that.
- 00:20:35,102 --> 00:20:36,637 Hey, get back here!
- 00:20:37,534 --> 00:20:38,555 I'm hopping!
- 00:20:38,716 --> 00:20:41,884 I'm hopping after a rat that stole my ear.
- 00:20:42,786 --> 00:20:43,580 Hmm.
- 00:20:43,645 --> 00:20:45,629 Hey, Dipper, what do you think is better?
- 00:20:45,694 --> 00:20:47,952 Sequins, or llama hair?
- 00:20:48,701 --> 00:20:53,147 The llama hair. Llamas are nature's greatest warriors.
- 00:20:55,357 --> 00:20:56,443 Thanks, Dipper!
- 00:00:01,662 --> 00:00:02,462 «ХИЖИНА ЧУДЕС»
- 00:00:03,099 --> 00:00:06,011 <i>Боюсь, что ваши услуги не понадобятся, сэр!</i>
- 00:00:06,651 --> 00:00:08,539 <i>Мои люди изучили улики, и это</i>
- 00:00:08,604 --> 00:00:10,922 <i>совершенно точно несчастный случай.</i>
- 00:00:11,646 --> 00:00:12,846 <i>Несчастный случай, констебль?</i>
- 00:00:12,870 --> 00:00:13,670 <i>Или это...</i>
- 00:00:14,494 --> 00:00:15,465 <i>Убийство?!</i>
- 00:00:15,866 --> 00:00:17,082 <i>Что?!</i>
- 00:00:17,178 --> 00:00:20,136 <i>Утка-тив вернётся после новостей.</i>
- 00:00:21,305 --> 00:00:23,066 Эта утка просто гений!
- 00:00:23,162 --> 00:00:25,594 А! Легко брать след, когда ты так близко к земле.
- 00:00:25,851 --> 00:00:28,602 То есть ты хочешь сказать, ты умнее утка-тива?!
- 00:00:28,698 --> 00:00:31,417 Мэйбл, у меня хорошие аналитические способности!
- 00:00:31,513 --> 00:00:33,405 Вот, например, по запаху из твоего рта
- 00:00:33,466 --> 00:00:35,323 я могу сказать, что ты съела…
- 00:00:36,188 --> 00:00:38,483 целый тюбик мятной зубной пасты?!
- 00:00:38,940 --> 00:00:40,636 В ней были такие блестяшки!
- 00:00:40,701 --> 00:00:42,972 Ребята! Не угадаете, что я нашёл!
- 00:00:43,129 --> 00:00:44,315 -Сокровища! -Сокро...
- 00:00:44,572 --> 00:00:46,651 Ха-ха! Я первая хотела сказать!
- 00:00:47,165 --> 00:00:48,185 Я тут прибирал и нашёл
- 00:00:48,251 --> 00:00:51,036 потайную дверь, спрятанную прямо за обоями!
- 00:00:51,162 --> 00:00:53,755 За ней очень-очень жутко!
- 00:00:57,308 --> 00:00:59,997 Ух ты! Тайный музей восковых фигур!
- 00:01:00,154 --> 00:01:01,850 Все фигуры как живые!
- 00:01:02,076 --> 00:01:03,388 -А вот этот не похож. -Здорово!
- 00:01:04,857 --> 00:01:07,355 Да это ж я, ваш дядя Стэн!
- 00:01:26,269 --> 00:01:28,969 ДИППЕР
- 00:01:30,576 --> 00:01:31,976 МЭЙБЛ
- 00:01:33,086 --> 00:01:34,286 СТЭН
- 00:01:44,601 --> 00:01:46,301 ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ
- 00:01:48,187 --> 00:01:50,492 Это наш городской музей восковых фигур!
- 00:01:50,588 --> 00:01:52,667 Раньше он был очень популярным!
- 00:01:52,794 --> 00:01:54,202 Пока я о нём не забыл.
- 00:01:54,267 --> 00:01:57,114 Здесь есть все! Чингиз Хан, и Шерлок Холмс,
- 00:01:57,209 --> 00:01:59,737 и какой-то, не знаю, Гоблин что ль.
- 00:02:00,468 --> 00:02:01,978 Они не кажутся вам жуткими?
- 00:02:02,074 --> 00:02:05,146 Познакомьтесь с моим любимцем Авраамом Линкольном,
- 00:02:05,212 --> 00:02:09,754 который... О, нет! За что?! Кто не закрыл жалюзи?
- 00:02:09,984 --> 00:02:12,896 Восковой Джон Бут – убийца воскового президента?!
- 00:02:13,461 --> 00:02:15,485 Как же его теперь починить?!
- 00:02:15,995 --> 00:02:19,325 Не расстраивайся, дядя! Ну же, где твоя улыбка?
- 00:02:19,386 --> 00:02:20,794 -Эх. -Би, ба, буп.
- 00:02:20,859 --> 00:02:21,818 Ау!
- 00:02:22,141 --> 00:02:23,418 Не переживай, дядя Стэн,
- 00:02:23,483 --> 00:02:26,172 я сделаю новую фигуру из старого воска!
- 00:02:26,395 --> 00:02:28,570 Думаешь, сможешь сделать такую фигуру?!
- 00:02:28,731 --> 00:02:31,386 Дядя Стэн, вообще-то, я мастер на все руки!
- 00:02:31,451 --> 00:02:33,883 Поэтому ко мне всегда приклеен клеевой пистолет!
- 00:02:35,387 --> 00:02:36,795 Отличная смекалка!
- 00:02:36,987 --> 00:02:38,970 Не знаю, что это за слово, но спасибо!
- 00:02:40,604 --> 00:02:41,477 Диппер!
- 00:02:42,043 --> 00:02:43,930 Как тебе идея восковой фигуры?
- 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:48,017 Наполовину принцесса, а наполовину лошадь-принцесса.
- 00:02:48,058 --> 00:02:50,820 Может, лучше сделать что-то из реальной жизни.
- 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:53,210 Например, вафлю с огромными руками!
- 00:02:53,563 --> 00:02:57,564 Да, знаешь, а лучше кого-нибудь ещё! Кого-нибудь из родственников.
- 00:02:57,629 --> 00:03:00,027 Дети! Штаны мои не видели?
- 00:03:01,949 --> 00:03:05,083 О, муза, воистину неисповедимы пути твои!
- 00:03:05,213 --> 00:03:06,909 Чего это она говорит с потолком?
- 00:03:20,059 --> 00:03:23,067 Осталось только добавить немного блеска.
- 00:03:23,163 --> 00:03:24,140 Согласен.
- 00:03:25,821 --> 00:03:27,739 Штаны я нашёл, но теперь потерял...
- 00:03:30,747 --> 00:03:31,867 Что скажешь, дядя?
- 00:03:32,220 --> 00:03:35,515 Скажу, что музей восковых фигур снова открыт!
- 00:03:35,973 --> 00:03:38,373 МУЗЕЙ ВОСКОВЫХ ФИГУР СНОВА ОТКРЫТ
- 00:03:41,408 --> 00:03:43,008 ВОСЬМОЕ ЧУДО СВЕТА ИЗВЕСТЕН ВО ВСЁМ МИРЕ
- 00:03:43,099 --> 00:03:45,370 Даже не верится, что приехало столько людей!
- 00:03:45,435 --> 00:03:48,316 Да, мне тоже! Их наверно ваш дядя подкупил.
- 00:03:48,378 --> 00:03:49,371 Меня подкупил.
- 00:03:55,260 --> 00:03:58,010 Все вы меня знаете! Красавчик и мистер Тайна!
- 00:03:58,141 --> 00:04:00,124 Прошу, дамы держите себя в руках!
- 00:04:02,395 --> 00:04:05,211 Как вы знаете я всегда приношу в наш город
- 00:04:05,307 --> 00:04:06,523 всякие новинки и чудеса,
- 00:04:06,588 --> 00:04:08,859 которых не видели нигде в мире!
- 00:04:09,085 --> 00:04:10,650 Но хватит обо мне!
- 00:04:10,781 --> 00:04:13,309 Полюбуйтесь мной!
- 00:04:20,763 --> 00:04:23,356 Предоставим слово нашей Мэйбеланджело.
- 00:04:23,421 --> 00:04:24,476 Можно, просто Мэйбл!
- 00:04:24,541 --> 00:04:26,202 Спасибо, что пришли!
- 00:04:26,267 --> 00:04:28,987 Я сделала эту скульптуру двумя своими руками!
- 00:04:29,179 --> 00:04:33,146 В ней слились мои кровь, пот, слёзы и другие жидкости.
- 00:04:35,325 --> 00:04:39,165 Хе-хе. Да. Теперь, пожалуйста, вопросы! Вы первый.
- 00:04:39,226 --> 00:04:41,179 Старик Макгаккет, местный чудак!
- 00:04:41,244 --> 00:04:43,803 Восковые фигуры живые? И ещё вопрос:
- 00:04:43,898 --> 00:04:45,947 я переживу бунт восковых людей?
- 00:04:46,012 --> 00:04:48,602 А-ам... Да! Следующий вопрос.
- 00:04:48,667 --> 00:04:50,780 Тоби Решительный, «Сплетник Гравити Фолз».
- 00:04:50,876 --> 00:04:53,884 Вы правда считаете, что это еще одно чудо света?
- 00:04:54,106 --> 00:04:56,124 Твой микрофон – это клизма, Тоби!
- 00:04:56,186 --> 00:04:58,330 -Так вот оно что! -Следующий вопрос!
- 00:04:58,587 --> 00:05:01,019 Шандра Хименес, настоящий журналист!
- 00:05:01,115 --> 00:05:04,284 Вы обещали всем пиццу за посещение мероприятия.
- 00:05:04,380 --> 00:05:05,339 Это правда?
- 00:05:05,531 --> 00:05:07,514 БЕСПЛАТНАЯ ПИЦЦА ЗА ПЛАТУ ЗА ВХОД НА ОТКРЫТИЕ
- 00:05:07,579 --> 00:05:08,795 -Пиццу! -Обдираловка!
- 00:05:08,860 --> 00:05:10,234 Пиццу, дайте пиццу!
- 00:05:10,364 --> 00:05:13,053 Вас кто-то обманул! Всем до свиданья!
- 00:05:14,453 --> 00:05:15,220 ПЛАТА ЗА ВХОД
- 00:05:17,235 --> 00:05:18,002 БЕСПЛАТНАЯ ПИЦЦА
- 00:05:20,284 --> 00:05:21,562 Получай!
- 00:05:21,788 --> 00:05:23,100 Мы сюда не вернёмся.
- 00:05:23,549 --> 00:05:24,700 Ну, вот, всё прошло отлично!
- 00:05:27,197 --> 00:05:29,660 Вот это да! Смотри сколько денег!
- 00:05:29,756 --> 00:05:31,003 И всё благодаря ему!
- 00:05:31,770 --> 00:05:32,794 Мне!
- 00:05:33,178 --> 00:05:34,363 Оу!
- 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:35,771 Да, и тебе, милый гремлин!
- 00:05:35,867 --> 00:05:36,860 Умывайтесь и спать!
- 00:05:37,052 --> 00:05:39,707 Завтра будем стричь деньги с балбесов! Пошёл, пошёл!
- 00:05:40,572 --> 00:05:41,507 Дети.
- 00:05:41,821 --> 00:05:46,171 <i>Ну, что ж, утка-тив похоже, что вы «крякнули» дело!</i>
- 00:05:46,695 --> 00:05:47,895 <i>Не надо опекать меня!</i>
- 00:05:49,946 --> 00:05:52,443 Глупая утка! Пойду, схожу в туалет!
- 00:05:52,861 --> 00:05:53,851 Чего-нибудь хочешь?
- 00:05:55,869 --> 00:05:58,331 Обожаю парня! Никуда не уходи.
- 00:06:06,909 --> 00:06:08,540 Диппер, давай чистить наперегонки!
- 00:06:08,635 --> 00:06:12,284 -Давай. -Нет! Нет! Не-е-ет!
- 00:06:12,986 --> 00:06:16,058 Восковой Стэн! Его, его, убили!
- 00:06:26,044 --> 00:06:27,452 Ну, и я пошёл в туалет!
- 00:06:27,548 --> 00:06:30,363 Вернулся – а здесь бабум! Он без головы!
- 00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:33,693 Плод моего труда был осквернён!
- 00:06:33,755 --> 00:06:35,834 Осквернён!
- 00:06:35,899 --> 00:06:37,276 Кто мог такое сделать?!
- 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:39,325 Что скажете, шериф Блабс?
- 00:06:39,739 --> 00:06:42,843 Короче, мы бы и рады вам помочь, но факт есть факт.
- 00:06:42,908 --> 00:06:45,018 Это дело неразрешимо!
- 00:06:45,117 --> 00:06:46,076 -Что? -Что?
- 00:06:46,138 --> 00:06:47,803 Вы пошутили, шериф Блабс?
- 00:06:47,868 --> 00:06:50,396 Вы что, шериф?! А как же улики, мотив?
- 00:06:50,461 --> 00:06:51,739 Если хотите, могу помочь.
- 00:06:51,804 --> 00:06:55,226 Он очень умный! Он выяснил, кто ел из нашей мусорки!
- 00:06:55,421 --> 00:06:57,274 Улики указывали на козу!
- 00:06:57,339 --> 00:07:00,443 Да, пусть мальчик поможет! У него мозги на месте!
- 00:07:00,700 --> 00:07:02,714 У, вы только гляньте на него!
- 00:07:02,906 --> 00:07:05,211 Городской мальчик думает, что раскроет дело
- 00:07:05,276 --> 00:07:07,770 со своим компьютерным телефоном!
- 00:07:07,866 --> 00:07:10,524 Городской! Городской!
- 00:07:10,586 --> 00:07:12,346 Ну, какой же ты лапочка!
- 00:07:12,442 --> 00:07:14,138 Я – лапочка?!
- 00:07:14,813 --> 00:07:16,060 Ага, лапочка.
- 00:07:16,282 --> 00:07:19,900 Так, пижамки, лучше оставьте следствие взрослым дядям,
- 00:07:19,996 --> 00:07:20,955 хорошо?
- 00:07:21,051 --> 00:07:22,589 Всем экипажам! Стив засовывает
- 00:07:22,650 --> 00:07:24,123 в рот целую дыню!
- 00:07:24,189 --> 00:07:25,562 Повторяю, целую дыню!
- 00:07:25,627 --> 00:07:26,939 Это 23-16!
- 00:07:27,035 --> 00:07:27,994 Мы выезжаем.
- 00:07:29,628 --> 00:07:32,605 Ах так?! Мэйбл, мы с тобой найдём гада, который это сделал
- 00:07:32,701 --> 00:07:33,917 и вернём голову!
- 00:07:34,044 --> 00:07:36,253 Тогда посмотрим, кто тут лапочка.
- 00:07:37,788 --> 00:07:39,898 О, ты чихаешь, как котёнок!
- 00:07:41,501 --> 00:07:44,540 Восковой Стэн потерял голову, и мы должны её найти!
- 00:07:45,471 --> 00:07:46,720 МЕСТО ПРЕСТУПЛЕНИЯ НЕ ЗАХОДИТЬ
- 00:07:46,764 --> 00:07:47,220 ПОДОЗРЕВАЕМЫЕ
- 00:07:47,245 --> 00:07:49,469 На открытии было много недовольных людей!
- 00:07:49,530 --> 00:07:51,613 Убийцей мог стать кто угодно из них.
- 00:07:52,028 --> 00:07:53,819 Да! И даже мы!
- 00:07:54,042 --> 00:07:55,933 В нашем городе возможно что угодно!
- 00:07:56,029 --> 00:07:59,098 Духи, зомби... Искать улики нам придётся долго!
- 00:07:59,163 --> 00:08:00,701 Посмотри! Улика!
- 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:03,068 Следы на ворсе ковра!
- 00:08:03,164 --> 00:08:05,596 Какие странные! В них дырка!
- 00:08:05,788 --> 00:08:07,580 И ведут они…
- 00:08:10,875 --> 00:08:12,060 Ну, что думаешь?
- 00:08:12,156 --> 00:08:14,139 Я думаю, что это топор.
- 00:08:14,362 --> 00:08:17,212 Погодите-ка. Дровосек Дэн!
- 00:08:17,373 --> 00:08:18,428 -Ну, конечно! -Ну, конечно!
- 00:08:18,781 --> 00:08:19,997 Получа-а-ай!
- 00:08:20,316 --> 00:08:22,909 Он был в ярости, когда не получил свою пиццу!
- 00:08:23,005 --> 00:08:25,690 Достаточный мотив для убийства!
- 00:08:25,820 --> 00:08:26,875 А я знаю, где он!
- 00:08:26,971 --> 00:08:29,530 Он зависает в клубе байкеров в центре города.
- 00:08:29,626 --> 00:08:31,356 Значит, мы едем туда.
- 00:08:31,421 --> 00:08:34,076 Вот это круто! Вы типа двойняшки-детективы!
- 00:08:34,268 --> 00:08:35,227 Не зови нас так.
- 00:08:38,300 --> 00:08:40,091 Ну-ка, детки, помогите вытащить гроб!
- 00:08:40,413 --> 00:08:42,427 Хочу похоронить воскового Стэна!
- 00:08:42,554 --> 00:08:44,315 Скромненько, но со вкусом!
- 00:08:45,914 --> 00:08:48,316 Прости, дядя Стэн, но у нас большой прорыв по делу.
- 00:08:48,381 --> 00:08:49,405 Просто гигантский прорыв!
- 00:08:49,467 --> 00:08:52,378 И сейчас мы едем в город, чтоб допросить убийцу!
- 00:08:52,509 --> 00:08:53,876 Мы нашли топор!
- 00:08:55,037 --> 00:08:56,218 Ответственный взрослый
- 00:08:56,283 --> 00:08:58,109 запретил бы детям играть с топором!
- 00:08:58,685 --> 00:09:01,370 Хорошо, что я не такой! Отомстите за меня!
- 00:09:01,435 --> 00:09:03,741 Отомстите!
- 00:09:04,643 --> 00:09:05,443 ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ
- 00:09:10,362 --> 00:09:11,900 Вот мы и на месте!
- 00:09:12,339 --> 00:09:13,716 ПЕРЕЛОМ ЧЕРЕПА
- 00:09:14,141 --> 00:09:15,802 Поддельные документы!
- 00:09:16,669 --> 00:09:18,299 Всё, назад пути нет!
- 00:09:18,614 --> 00:09:19,521 ЛОБ ПОДБОРОДОК
- 00:09:19,546 --> 00:09:21,629 Простите маленьких не обслуживаем.
- 00:09:22,139 --> 00:09:24,123 А, чтоб тебя!
- 00:09:25,787 --> 00:09:27,644 Мы хотим допросить Дровосека Дэна
- 00:09:27,709 --> 00:09:28,925 про убийство воскового Стэна!
- 00:09:28,950 --> 00:09:31,139 СЭР ДИППИНГСОУС, ВОЗРАСТ: 45 ЛЕДИ МЭЙБЛТОН, ВОЗРАСТ: 21
- 00:09:31,676 --> 00:09:32,635 Проходите.
- 00:09:40,445 --> 00:09:41,404 Что слышал! Вот тебе!
- 00:09:44,796 --> 00:09:45,981 Смотри, этот отдыхает.
- 00:09:46,077 --> 00:09:48,317 Так, Мэйбл, мы должны смешаться с толпой!
- 00:09:48,379 --> 00:09:49,948 Запросто, дружище!
- 00:09:50,845 --> 00:09:53,181 Привет, такой же посетитель, как я!
- 00:09:53,243 --> 00:09:54,202 Бдыщь!
- 00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:00,923 Дровосек Дэн! Ты-то мне как раз и нужен!
- 00:10:01,019 --> 00:10:02,078 Где ты был вчера вечером?
- 00:10:02,139 --> 00:10:03,420 Отбивал часы!
- 00:10:03,516 --> 00:10:06,332 -То есть, работал? -Нет! Я отбивал вон те часы!
- 00:10:07,229 --> 00:10:09,788 На них десять! Это время убийства!
- 00:10:09,980 --> 00:10:12,477 Хорошо, скажи, ты когда-нибудь видел этот топор?
- 00:10:12,826 --> 00:10:14,683 -Слушай, девочка! -Нет, вообще-то, я...
- 00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:17,787 Я б им даже в зубах не поковырял! Он для левшей, ясно?!
- 00:10:17,852 --> 00:10:21,082 А я пользуюсь только правой! Мужской рукой!
- 00:10:21,627 --> 00:10:24,442 Боже! Бей! Бей его, бей!
- 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:26,970 Для левшей, значит?!
- 00:10:27,162 --> 00:10:29,660 Три, четыре, пять, шесть.
- 00:10:29,755 --> 00:10:32,667 У вас будет очень красивая жена!
- 00:10:33,232 --> 00:10:33,757 Класс!
- 00:10:33,818 --> 00:10:35,901 Мэйбл, новый прорыв в деле!
- 00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:37,819 Но будет ли она любить меня?
- 00:10:38,045 --> 00:10:39,453 Этот топор для левшей!
- 00:10:39,580 --> 00:10:42,365 Вот список подозреваемых. Дровосек Дэн – правша.
- 00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:45,211 Нам с тобой осталось только найти левшу,
- 00:10:45,338 --> 00:10:46,523 и дело будет раскрыто!
- 00:10:46,589 --> 00:10:49,500 Круто! Сегодня мы в ударе, братишка!
- 00:10:51,226 --> 00:10:52,922 Давай найдём убийцу!
- 00:10:53,837 --> 00:10:54,704 ПОДОЗРЕВАЕМЫЕ
- 00:11:24,015 --> 00:11:26,462 Мэйбл! В списке остался всего один человек!
- 00:11:26,558 --> 00:11:28,410 Конечно! Всё сходится!
- 00:11:28,695 --> 00:11:29,928 «СПЛЕТНИК ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ» ВАКАНСИЙ НЕТ
- 00:11:32,189 --> 00:11:33,628 Надеюсь, вы не ошибаетесь,
- 00:11:33,754 --> 00:11:35,227 иначе несдобровать.
- 00:11:35,388 --> 00:11:37,245 Доказательства неопровержимы.
- 00:11:37,306 --> 00:11:38,906 Совершенно неопровержимы!
- 00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:40,989 Наконец-то, я пущу в ход дубинку!
- 00:11:41,085 --> 00:11:42,363 Ну, что? Все готовы?
- 00:11:44,380 --> 00:11:46,429 На счёт три! Раз два...
- 00:11:47,069 --> 00:11:48,220 Лежать! Это облава!
- 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:51,005 Это что? Какая-то облава?!
- 00:11:52,666 --> 00:11:54,972 Тоби Решительный, ты арестован за убийство
- 00:11:55,068 --> 00:11:57,020 воскового тела дяди Стэна!
- 00:11:57,147 --> 00:11:59,261 У тебя есть право впечатлиться
- 00:11:59,387 --> 00:12:01,532 нашей впечатляющей работой!
- 00:12:01,946 --> 00:12:04,796 Вот ведь, ёлки-иголки! Я не понимаю!
- 00:12:04,988 --> 00:12:06,492 Позволь, я объясню!
- 00:12:06,714 --> 00:12:09,116 Ты надеялся, что во время открытия сможешь сделать репортаж,
- 00:12:09,181 --> 00:12:12,285 который спасёт твою газету!
- 00:12:12,507 --> 00:12:13,658 После провала мероприятия,
- 00:12:13,723 --> 00:12:16,347 ты решил организовать другую сенсацию!
- 00:12:17,755 --> 00:12:18,940 Но остались следы,
- 00:12:19,036 --> 00:12:21,403 которые привели нас к журналисту в дырявых ботинках,
- 00:12:21,534 --> 00:12:23,356 пишущему левой рукой.
- 00:12:23,421 --> 00:12:26,298 Тоби Решительный, ты навсегда остался в прошлом!
- 00:12:27,226 --> 00:12:32,413 А не слишком ли вы, детишки, спешите со своими выводами?!
- 00:12:32,474 --> 00:12:33,660 Ха-ча-ча!
- 00:12:33,725 --> 00:12:35,773 Я не причастен к этому убийству!
- 00:12:35,835 --> 00:12:37,722 Я так и зна...
- 00:12:37,818 --> 00:12:39,034 -Он сказал, что непричастен? -Что-что?! Как непричастен?!
- 00:12:39,099 --> 00:12:41,309 Говори тогда, где ты был в ночь убийства?
- 00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:46,077 Ну, наконец-то, мы одни,
- 00:12:46,173 --> 00:12:50,236 картонная копия знаменитой журналистки Шандры Хименес!
- 00:12:52,284 --> 00:12:53,470 -Фу! -Фу!
- 00:12:53,757 --> 00:12:55,069 Да, у тебя есть алиби!
- 00:12:55,131 --> 00:12:57,755 Тоби, ты не виновен, старый извращенец!
- 00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:58,779 Ура!
- 00:12:58,940 --> 00:13:01,629 Но это точно он! Поищите отпечатки!
- 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,092 Отпечатков нет, сынок!
- 00:13:04,541 --> 00:13:05,596 Нет отпечатков?!
- 00:13:05,661 --> 00:13:07,387 Я придумал хороший заголовок!
- 00:13:07,452 --> 00:13:09,789 «Городские дети тратят время взрослых!»
- 00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:16,828 Да уж, на вашем месте мне было бы очень-очень стыдно!
- 00:13:23,196 --> 00:13:27,581 Дети, Зус, восковые фигуры! Спасибо, что пришли.
- 00:13:28,989 --> 00:13:30,558 Кто-то скажет, что человек не должен
- 00:13:30,619 --> 00:13:32,890 любить восковую копию себя.
- 00:13:32,990 --> 00:13:33,949 Не правильно!
- 00:13:34,045 --> 00:13:35,034 Тише, Зус!
- 00:13:35,130 --> 00:13:38,525 Восковой Стэн, я надеюсь, ты сейчас в восковом раю!
- 00:13:39,036 --> 00:13:41,403 Простите, что-то в глаз попало.
- 00:13:42,068 --> 00:13:42,794 О горе!
- 00:13:43,959 --> 00:13:45,438 Да, полицейские были правы.
- 00:13:45,626 --> 00:13:48,860 Диппер, мы так далеко зашли, что уже нет другого пути!
- 00:13:49,435 --> 00:13:53,851 Но ведь я, кажется, всё учёл! Оружие, возможный мотив, всякие улики!
- 00:13:55,546 --> 00:13:57,979 В туфле воскового Стэна тоже дырка!
- 00:13:58,044 --> 00:13:59,482 Как и у всех восковых фигур!
- 00:13:59,548 --> 00:14:02,590 Так их прикрепляют к полу при помощи особого стержня.
- 00:14:03,004 --> 00:14:07,132 Погоди-ка! У кого есть дырки в туфлях и нет отпечатков пальцев?!
- 00:14:07,389 --> 00:14:09,372 Мэйбл! Убийцы, они...
- 00:14:09,499 --> 00:14:11,996 Стоят прямо за вами!
- 00:14:14,877 --> 00:14:18,970 Шерлок Холмс! И Шекспир! И рэпер Кулио?!
- 00:14:19,070 --> 00:14:20,029 Здаров, брат.
- 00:14:21,245 --> 00:14:22,461 О Боже, о боже!
- 00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:25,917 Поздравляю, мои юные коллеги!
- 00:14:25,979 --> 00:14:30,363 Вы откопали правду! Ну, а теперь мы должны будем закопать вас!
- 00:14:34,077 --> 00:14:38,941 Молодец, Диппер Пайнс! Ты смог открыть наш маленький секрет!
- 00:14:39,098 --> 00:14:42,908 Похлопайте ему! Похлопайте с сарказмом!
- 00:14:43,069 --> 00:14:46,525 Нет, это слишком искренне – помедленней! Именно так!
- 00:14:46,621 --> 00:14:47,803 Медленно и со смыслом.
- 00:14:47,964 --> 00:14:50,461 Но разве так бывает?! Вы же из воска!
- 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,510 Значит, вы волшебные?
- 00:14:52,606 --> 00:14:56,315 Волшебные?! Она спрашивает волшебные ли мы!
- 00:14:57,243 --> 00:14:58,364 Мы прокляты!
- 00:14:58,429 --> 00:15:00,381 Прокляты! Прокляты!
- 00:15:00,477 --> 00:15:03,642 Прокляты оживать каждый раз, когда луна восковеет!
- 00:15:03,707 --> 00:15:07,613 Ваш дядя купил нас много лет назад на распродаже.
- 00:15:07,709 --> 00:15:09,661 На проклятой распродаже!
- 00:15:12,603 --> 00:15:15,676 Предупреждаю, фигуры обойдутся вам дорого.
- 00:15:15,868 --> 00:15:16,862 Двадцать долларов?!
- 00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:18,300 Заберу их, когда ты отвернёшься.
- 00:15:18,461 --> 00:15:20,283 -Что?! -Говорю, я тебя ограблю!
- 00:15:20,475 --> 00:15:24,028 Так и возник «Восковой музей хижины чудес»!
- 00:15:24,154 --> 00:15:26,843 Днём мы были игрушками людей,
- 00:15:27,070 --> 00:15:29,885 но, когда ваш дядя засыпал, мы оживали.
- 00:15:29,947 --> 00:15:32,030 -Эй, я кому сказал: прекрати. -Заставь меня.
- 00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:35,805 А?
- 00:15:37,723 --> 00:15:40,381 Шикарная жизнь для проклятых существ!
- 00:15:40,751 --> 00:15:42,218 ПЛАТА ЗА ВХОД
- 00:15:43,323 --> 00:15:46,653 Но потом ваш дядя Стэн прикрыл эту лавочку.
- 00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:04,092 Мы десять лет ждали, чтобы отомстить Стэну за то, что он нас запер!
- 00:16:07,580 --> 00:16:09,563 Но, оказалось, убили не того!
- 00:16:12,317 --> 00:16:15,517 То есть, на самом деле вы хотели убить нашего дядю Стэна?!
- 00:16:15,582 --> 00:16:19,034 Ты был прав, Диппер! Эти восковые люди действительно жуткие!
- 00:16:19,230 --> 00:16:20,220 Хватит!
- 00:16:20,316 --> 00:16:24,186 Раз вы узнали наш секрет, теперь вы должны умереть!
- 00:16:27,965 --> 00:16:29,403 Что же делать? Что же делать?!
- 00:16:29,469 --> 00:16:30,554 Не знаю!
- 00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:40,444 Точно! Их можно плавить всякими горячими штуками!
- 00:16:42,301 --> 00:16:44,698 Шевельнётесь – и мы переплавим вас на свечки!
- 00:16:44,798 --> 00:16:46,237 Да, на декоративные!
- 00:16:46,302 --> 00:16:49,501 И вы думаете, что сможете победить?!
- 00:16:49,597 --> 00:16:51,611 -Вообще-то, я, на самом деле, не уверен. -Ну, хотя бы попробуем.
- 00:16:51,676 --> 00:16:53,790 Да будет так! Вперёд!
- 00:17:02,909 --> 00:17:05,149 Вот тебе интервью, Ларри Кинг!
- 00:17:05,245 --> 00:17:07,451 Шея! Моя прекрасная шея!
- 00:17:07,716 --> 00:17:09,660 Вот тебе шутка, Граучо!
- 00:17:09,956 --> 00:17:11,900 Не думал, что шутки бывают такими острыми!
- 00:17:11,996 --> 00:17:13,627 А что это за капельки на пальцах?
- 00:17:17,789 --> 00:17:21,307 Ха, Чингиз Хан! Ты пролетел, как...
- 00:17:21,629 --> 00:17:24,702 Ну не знаю, как династия Цзынь? Ха! Да. Сойдёт!
- 00:17:26,397 --> 00:17:27,548 Ай, ай, ай, ай, ай!
- 00:17:28,446 --> 00:17:29,436 Чё за дела?!
- 00:17:29,501 --> 00:17:30,843 Диппер, осторожно!
- 00:17:32,957 --> 00:17:35,036 Ну, всё! Пора с вами заканчивать!
- 00:17:37,726 --> 00:17:38,750 Лови!
- 00:17:46,395 --> 00:17:48,509 Когда мы покончим со всеми вами,
- 00:17:48,636 --> 00:17:50,749 то снова будем править ночью!
- 00:17:52,219 --> 00:17:53,514 И не мечтай!
- 00:17:55,069 --> 00:17:56,987 А ну вернись, сорванец!
- 00:18:06,397 --> 00:18:08,541 Ты думаешь, что сможешь перехитрить меня?!
- 00:18:08,733 --> 00:18:13,053 Я Шерлок, чёрт возьми, Холмс! Ты видел какая у меня лупа?!
- 00:18:13,245 --> 00:18:14,334 Она огромная!
- 00:18:26,556 --> 00:18:28,074 Последние слова?
- 00:18:28,827 --> 00:18:29,790 А-а,
- 00:18:30,139 --> 00:18:31,516 есть крем от загара?
- 00:18:31,581 --> 00:18:32,747 Крем от...
- 00:18:32,771 --> 00:18:33,771 Что?
- 00:18:36,189 --> 00:18:38,717 -Нет. -Дать выманить себя наружу –
- 00:18:38,782 --> 00:18:40,286 это не самое умное решение.
- 00:18:40,347 --> 00:18:43,197 Меня обхитрил какой-то мальчишка в шортах?!
- 00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:45,372 Нет!
- 00:18:45,534 --> 00:18:47,739 Это вздор! Чепуха!
- 00:18:47,996 --> 00:18:51,579 Это полная ерунда! Какой позор!
- 00:18:51,902 --> 00:18:53,405 Дело закрыто!
- 00:18:56,670 --> 00:18:58,109 Ты чихаешь, как котёнок!
- 00:18:58,204 --> 00:19:03,038 Полицейские были правы, ты лапочка!
- 00:19:03,675 --> 00:19:04,734 Фу.
- 00:19:05,179 --> 00:19:09,886 Пусть отряд и был разгромлен, дух наш восковой не сломлен!
- 00:19:09,947 --> 00:19:11,900 -А вы лимерики знаете? -А-а...
- 00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:14,811 Жил когда-то в Кентукки один паренёк.
- 00:19:14,876 --> 00:19:15,835 Нет!
- 00:19:16,062 --> 00:19:17,627 Диппер! Ты живой!
- 00:19:17,692 --> 00:19:19,837 И ты справился с этим сложным делом!
- 00:19:19,932 --> 00:19:22,012 Но я не смог бы без такой помощницы!
- 00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:24,348 Без обид, Диппер, но это ты помощник.
- 00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:26,653 Что? Кто сказал? Это люди говорят? Ты слышала?
- 00:19:27,098 --> 00:19:30,302 Горячий блин на спину! Что стряслось с гостиной?!
- 00:19:31,195 --> 00:19:32,795 Восковые фигуры оказались злыми,
- 00:19:32,926 --> 00:19:34,556 и мы их всех убили!
- 00:19:34,621 --> 00:19:35,933 Я обезглавил Ларри Кинга.
- 00:19:37,378 --> 00:19:39,198 Ха-ха! Ну и воображение у вас!
- 00:19:39,259 --> 00:19:41,534 Зато смотри, дядя, что мы отыскали!
- 00:19:42,109 --> 00:19:45,086 Моя голова! Ха-ха. Я скучал по ней!
- 00:19:45,213 --> 00:19:46,237 Молодцы, дети!
- 00:19:46,398 --> 00:19:48,508 Сейчас я буду вас как следует поощрять!
- 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:49,820 А может не надо?
- 00:19:49,885 --> 00:19:51,389 Чего-то мне не хочется, дядя.
- 00:19:52,636 --> 00:19:53,595 Вот вам, вот вам, вот вам!
- 00:19:55,547 --> 00:19:56,798 Ну, раскрыли дело?
- 00:19:56,894 --> 00:19:59,069 Не сомневаюсь, что вы скажете «нет»!
- 00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:02,525 Поэтому я буду просто медленно пить свой утренний кофе.
- 00:20:04,862 --> 00:20:06,108 Вообще-то, наш ответ – да!
- 00:20:12,123 --> 00:20:13,915 -Жжётся! Жжётся! -Глаза! Глаза!
- 00:20:17,018 --> 00:20:18,844 Вот, два идиота!
- 00:20:19,163 --> 00:20:21,438 Ты расплавила все восковые фигуры?
- 00:20:21,499 --> 00:20:23,900 Уверена на 99 процентов!
- 00:20:23,996 --> 00:20:25,243 Этого достаточно!
- 00:20:31,515 --> 00:20:32,509 А? Ха!
- 00:20:32,635 --> 00:20:34,876 Итак, ты крыса! Расскажи, каково это?
- 00:20:35,102 --> 00:20:36,637 Эй! А ну, вернись!
- 00:20:37,534 --> 00:20:38,555 Я прыгаю!
- 00:20:38,716 --> 00:20:41,884 Прыгаю за крысой, укравшей моё ухо!
- 00:20:42,786 --> 00:20:43,580 Хм.
- 00:20:43,645 --> 00:20:45,629 Слушай, Диппер, что, по-твоему, лучше –
- 00:20:45,694 --> 00:20:47,952 синтетика, или шерсть ламы?
- 00:20:48,701 --> 00:20:53,147 Шерсть ламы, конечно. Потому что ламы – самые лучшие бойцы в природе!
- 00:20:55,357 --> 00:20:56,443 Спасибо, Диппер!