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Странногеддон, часть 3: Вернуть себе город
Weirdmageddon. Part 3: Take Back The Falls
Сезон: 02Серия: 20
Описание
Странногеддон продолжается. Билл заключил Форда в наручники и объявил, что освободит его только при условии того, что Форд впустит его в своё сознание. В это же время Стэн собрал в Хижине Чудес большинство монстров и аномалий из 1 сезона, освобождённых Биллом, и объявил себя главой самопровозглашённого государства на территории Хижины, как единственного места, на которое не действует магия Шифра.
Субтитры
- 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:06,460 Wait.
- 00:00:06,490 --> 00:00:07,990 <i>Grunkle Stan!</i>
- 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:10,990 Kids! I can't believe it!
- 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:12,760 I thought I lost you two.
- 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:14,940 -Ahh! -Mr. Pines, it's really you!
- 00:00:14,970 --> 00:00:17,550 I've been hugging strangers to practice for this moment.
- 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:19,240 We missed you, you old codger.
- 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:21,940 I've missed you knuckleheads too.
- 00:00:22,030 --> 00:00:23,040 It's good to have you back.
- 00:00:23,130 --> 00:00:25,890 So... what's everyone doing here?
- 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:28,410 Yeah, there's, like, monsters and gnomes.
- 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:30,660 And is Pacifica wearing a potato sack?
- 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:33,200 Hey! Even in a sack I still look better than you.
- 00:00:33,210 --> 00:00:35,570 It's... It's a long story.
- 00:00:35,670 --> 00:00:37,180 Hey, is anyone gonna feed me?
- 00:00:37,210 --> 00:00:40,540 Larry King's disembodied wax head wants num-nums.
- 00:00:40,670 --> 00:00:42,700 We're trying to ration our food, remember?
- 00:00:42,760 --> 00:00:46,350 -Mmm... mmm... -Uhh, it's happening again!
- 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:48,370 <i>Hey, everyone!</i>
- 00:00:49,510 --> 00:00:50,840 Eye bat!
- 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:53,280 Evasive maneuvers!
- 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:55,950 -Shh! Keep it down! -Get the lights!
- 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,340 Welcome to what's left of normal around here...
- 00:01:25,670 --> 00:01:26,680 home base.
- 00:01:28,810 --> 00:01:29,720 Ow!
- 00:01:29,780 --> 00:01:30,750 We have...
- 00:01:30,750 --> 00:01:33,040 Several injuries
- 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:33,850 -Ooh! -Ow!
- 00:01:33,950 --> 00:01:35,100 My liver, girl!
- 00:01:36,310 --> 00:01:37,540 Rumble McSkirmish?
- 00:01:37,620 --> 00:01:39,990 Do not be afraid. Weirdmaggedon has taught me
- 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:44,020 there are some battles I cannot win. I am now Humble McSkirmish.
- 00:01:44,850 --> 00:01:46,930 Grunkle Stan, how'd this all happen?
- 00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:48,680 So I was hammering signs out back
- 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:50,770 when the sky started vomiting nightmares.
- 00:01:50,820 --> 00:01:52,510 I listen to a lot of AM radio,
- 00:01:52,570 --> 00:01:55,310 so I knew what this meant... the end of the world.
- 00:01:56,740 --> 00:01:58,900 <i>What I didn't expect was what happened next.</i>
- 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:08,600 <i>Turns out whatever you and my brother</i>
- 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:10,870 <i>did to the Shack with your unicorn voodoo</i>
- 00:02:10,950 --> 00:02:13,470 <i>made the crazy place invincible to weirdness.</i>
- 00:02:17,310 --> 00:02:19,260 Of course... the unicorn spell!
- 00:02:19,300 --> 00:02:22,340 That's why this is the only place Bill's magic can't touch.
- 00:02:22,370 --> 00:02:24,520 That's when Possum Breath over here shows up
- 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:26,980 leading a bunch of injured stragglers through the forest.
- 00:02:27,010 --> 00:02:28,420 They needed a place to stay,
- 00:02:28,530 --> 00:02:32,060 and since the Mayor got captured, I elected myself de facto chief.
- 00:02:32,100 --> 00:02:35,520 The plan's to stay in here and eat brown meat until we run out.
- 00:02:35,550 --> 00:02:38,970 -Then I vote we eat the gnomes. -Hey, I'm short, not deaf!
- 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:41,410 Shh! Shh! Stress will make you chewy.
- 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:44,320 Grunkle Stan, we can't all just hide inside the Shack.
- 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:46,140 There's a town in need of saving!
- 00:02:46,180 --> 00:02:49,220 Me and Ford tried to do it, but he got captured by Bill.
- 00:02:49,250 --> 00:02:52,450 Serves that jerk right! My brother's had some stupid plans,
- 00:02:52,530 --> 00:02:56,000 but going up against an all-powerful space demon was his worst one yet.
- 00:02:56,350 --> 00:02:58,880 Trust me, we have everything we need right here.
- 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:02,460 It's not the Ritz, but at least the monsters inside know how to massage.
- 00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:05,550 -You know Shiatsu? -Yes, I've taken some classes.
- 00:03:05,630 --> 00:03:07,720 So, you're really just gonna let Bill win?
- 00:03:07,810 --> 00:03:09,640 Look, kiddo. We got a good deal here.
- 00:03:09,780 --> 00:03:12,800 Besides, I'm sure wherever the rest of the townsfolk are,
- 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:13,830 they're fine.
- 00:03:15,390 --> 00:03:16,590 <i>This is Shandra Jimenez</i>
- 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:18,700 <i>reporting live from the inside of Bill's castle.</i>
- 00:03:18,750 --> 00:03:20,320 <i>Here for the first time are images of</i>
- 00:03:20,330 --> 00:03:21,910 <i>what's happened to the captured townsfolk.</i>
- 00:03:22,100 --> 00:03:23,730 <i>Viewers are advised to look away</i>
- 00:03:23,780 --> 00:03:25,040 <i>if they don't want to see their friends</i>
- 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:27,400 <i>turned into a twisted throne of human agony.</i>
- 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:30,270 -Mom and Dad? -My family!
- 00:03:30,310 --> 00:03:31,420 Deputy Durland!
- 00:03:31,460 --> 00:03:34,050 <i>Is there no one who will save the people of this town?</i>
- 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:35,350 <i>I'm Shandra Jimenez,</i>
- 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:37,920 <i>and I'm being turned into stone by a flying eyeball.</i>
- 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:44,540 Oh, no. My parents are bad,
- 00:03:44,580 --> 00:03:47,120 but even they don't deserve to be turned to stone.
- 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:51,460 Curse you, Bill! Why must you take everything we love?!
- 00:03:53,860 --> 00:03:56,300 Guys, don't you see? Our friends need us,
- 00:03:56,330 --> 00:03:58,600 but we only save them if we fight back!
- 00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:01,820 Mabel is right. Bill wants us to run and hide.
- 00:04:01,860 --> 00:04:03,780 He wants us to think he's invincible.
- 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:05,630 But Ford told me before he was captured
- 00:04:05,670 --> 00:04:07,960 that he knows Bill's secret weakness.
- 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:12,810 -Weakness? -Now, if we band together,
- 00:04:12,940 --> 00:04:16,350 <i>if we combine all of our strength, our smarts,</i>
- 00:04:16,390 --> 00:04:20,500 <i>-our... whatever Toby has... -Aureus rashes!</i>
- 00:04:20,570 --> 00:04:22,670 ...then we just might be able to rescue Ford,
- 00:04:22,790 --> 00:04:26,140 learn Bill's weakness, and save Gravity Falls!
- 00:04:28,900 --> 00:04:30,360 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
- 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:32,510 Have you all forgotten who's in charge here?
- 00:04:32,550 --> 00:04:34,460 Besides, we're only safe inside!
- 00:04:34,530 --> 00:04:36,810 It's not like we can take the Mystery Shack to Bill.
- 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:38,430 Wha... Whoa!
- 00:04:38,470 --> 00:04:41,370 Holy hootenanny! Flapjack and fiddlebanjos!
- 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:43,070 Sorry. Sorry. Got a little excited.
- 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:45,860 What I meant to say is,
- 00:04:45,890 --> 00:04:48,770 I think I figured out a way to fight Bill and rescue Ford.
- 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:50,680 But we're all gonna have to work together!
- 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:53,880 Now... if you just...
- 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:58,810 <i>Don't worry, Ford. We're coming for you!</i>
- 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:05,250 Let me go! You insane three-sided...
- 00:05:06,110 --> 00:05:07,810 Wha... What is this place?
- 00:05:10,030 --> 00:05:12,440 <i>We'll meet again</i>
- 00:05:12,530 --> 00:05:15,170 <i>Don't know where, don't know when</i>
- 00:05:15,270 --> 00:05:20,510 <i>Oh, I know we'll meet again some sunny day</i>
- 00:05:20,550 --> 00:05:21,600 Wh... Where am I?
- 00:05:21,630 --> 00:05:23,490 <i>You're in the penthouse suite, kid!</i>
- 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:25,690 <i>The tip of the pyramid! Have a drink.</i>
- 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:27,460 <i>Make yourself comfortable.</i>
- 00:05:27,550 --> 00:05:31,050 <i>You know that couch is made from living human skin?</i>
- 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:35,220 Quit the games, Cipher!
- 00:05:35,310 --> 00:05:37,860 If I'm still alive, you must want something from me.
- 00:05:37,890 --> 00:05:41,490 <i>Ah, sharp as ever, Fordsy. As you may have noticed...</i>
- 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:44,480 <i>I've recently had a multi-dimensional makeover!</i>
- 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:46,580 <i>I control space and matter,</i>
- 00:05:46,700 --> 00:05:48,750 <i>and now that that dumb baby's out of the way,</i>
- 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:50,030 <i>time itself!</i>
- 00:05:50,110 --> 00:05:52,380 <i>-But I wasn't always this way. -Oof!</i>
- 00:05:52,420 --> 00:05:54,220 <i>You think those chains are tight?</i>
- 00:05:54,270 --> 00:05:56,440 <i>Imagine living in the second dimension...</i>
- 00:05:56,540 --> 00:05:59,310 <i>flat minds in a flat world with flat dreams.</i>
- 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:03,010 <i>I liberated my dimension, Stanford, and I'm here to liberate yours.</i>
- 00:06:03,180 --> 00:06:05,620 <i>There's just one hitch. As it turns out,</i>
- 00:06:05,670 --> 00:06:09,110 <i>my weirdness can't escape the magical confines of this town!</i>
- 00:06:09,210 --> 00:06:11,420 <i>There's something keeping me in.</i>
- 00:06:11,460 --> 00:06:15,610 Incredible! Gravity Falls' Natural Law of Weirdness Magnetism.
- 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:17,220 I studied this years ago!
- 00:06:17,250 --> 00:06:19,910 <i>-And did you find a way to undo it? -Of course!</i>
- 00:06:19,940 --> 00:06:22,210 There's a simple equation that could collapse the barrier.
- 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:23,440 But I'd never tell you!
- 00:06:23,700 --> 00:06:26,670 <i>Listen, Ford, if you just tell me that equation,</i>
- 00:06:26,740 --> 00:06:29,010 <i>finally your dimension will be free!</i>
- 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:32,700 <i>Anything will be possible!</i>
- 00:06:37,790 --> 00:06:40,790 <i>I'll remake a fun world... a better world!</i>
- 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:45,200 <i>A party that never ends with a host that never dies!</i>
- 00:06:45,410 --> 00:06:48,060 <i>No more restrictions! No more laws!</i>
- 00:06:48,100 --> 00:06:50,850 <i>You'd be one of us. All-powerful!</i>
- 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:53,290 <i>Greater than anything you've imagined!</i>
- 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:55,490 <i>And all I need is your help.</i>
- 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:57,410 You're insane if you think I'll help you.
- 00:06:57,440 --> 00:07:00,370 <i>Ha ha ha! I'm insane either way, brainiac!</i>
- 00:07:00,410 --> 00:07:02,600 <i>But have it your way. I'll just fish around</i>
- 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:05,130 <i>and get that equation directly out of your mind!</i>
- 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:08,220 Not so fast! You know the rules, Bill.
- 00:07:09,990 --> 00:07:12,330 You may be able to haunt my dreams, but you can't
- 00:07:12,420 --> 00:07:15,410 enter my mind unless I shake your hand and let you in.
- 00:07:16,430 --> 00:07:19,990 <i>You're making this so much harder than it needs to be.</i>
- 00:07:20,180 --> 00:07:22,190 <i>Everyone has a weakness, tough guy!</i>
- 00:07:22,230 --> 00:07:26,180 <i>I'll make you talk! It's only a matter of time.</i>
- 00:07:31,990 --> 00:07:35,830 All right. I've made some thingamadiculous robomajigs in my day,
- 00:07:36,030 --> 00:07:38,640 but this is the first one that won't be used for evil!
- 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:41,450 <i>Whoa! These blueprints are incredible, McGucket.</i>
- 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:43,440 <i>This is your most amazing invention yet.</i>
- 00:07:43,660 --> 00:07:47,460 Question: Does it have any gun-swords? I watch a lot of anime and, uh,
- 00:07:47,540 --> 00:07:49,870 trust me, you're gonna want some gun-swords.
- 00:07:49,950 --> 00:07:51,640 What's an "anime"?
- 00:07:51,690 --> 00:07:54,720 -We have much to discuss. -Discuss, nothing!
- 00:07:54,890 --> 00:07:57,530 These scribbles are a bunch of cockamamie balderdash!
- 00:07:57,710 --> 00:07:58,900 Excuse my French.
- 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:02,000 And where would you even find a bunch
- 00:08:02,010 --> 00:08:03,540 of idiots crazy enough to build it?
- 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:06,490 Grunkle Stan, you're lookin' at those idiots.
- 00:08:07,660 --> 00:08:08,950 Idiots!
- 00:08:17,410 --> 00:08:19,310 Whoa... What... What are you...
- 00:08:19,430 --> 00:08:21,590 Hey... Hey, now. Hey! Don't touch that.
- 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:22,620 Hey...
- 00:08:27,810 --> 00:08:29,520 Uhh! Uhh!
- 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:55,000 Thanks for these apocalypse sweaters, Mabel.
- 00:08:55,070 --> 00:08:57,100 The end of the world has never been so comfortable.
- 00:08:57,140 --> 00:08:58,040 <i>Mm-hmm!</i>
- 00:09:00,610 --> 00:09:04,870 Uhh! Fine, I'll wear it. But I'm not gonna like it.
- 00:09:05,020 --> 00:09:07,780 Admit it. This is the best day of the end of the world.
- 00:09:07,870 --> 00:09:09,730 I think we actually have a chance to beat Bill
- 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:11,010 and win back our future.
- 00:09:11,100 --> 00:09:13,260 Yeah. Getting to actually live to see our
- 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:16,680 13th birthday party is the only birthday present I want right now.
- 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:19,820 Hey, if we're lucky enough to get there, I guarantee this whole
- 00:09:19,930 --> 00:09:22,640 town is gonna throw you the best birthday party you've ever seen.
- 00:09:23,060 --> 00:09:24,060 Thanks, Soos.
- 00:09:24,460 --> 00:09:26,430 Hey, has anyone seen Grunkle Stan?
- 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:28,340 This whole plan is bonkers.
- 00:09:28,430 --> 00:09:30,490 But of course, no one asked the Chief what he thinks.
- 00:09:30,620 --> 00:09:33,910 -After all I've done for everyone! -Schmebulock.
- 00:09:34,070 --> 00:09:37,070 Yeah, exactly... it's a total load of schmebulock.
- 00:09:37,100 --> 00:09:41,840 Is something wrong, Grunkle Stan? You're acting grunklier than usual.
- 00:09:41,870 --> 00:09:45,560 It's this darn plan to save my brother. If you didn't notice, I already
- 00:09:45,570 --> 00:09:48,120 saved him once from that portal, and he never thanked me!
- 00:09:48,250 --> 00:09:50,950 He causes the end of the world, and somehow it's still always
- 00:09:51,110 --> 00:09:53,750 "Stan's the screw-up, Ford's the hero."
- 00:09:53,890 --> 00:09:55,670 Well, maybe people think he's a hero
- 00:09:55,780 --> 00:09:58,060 because he didn't want to hide in the Mystery Shack!
- 00:09:58,090 --> 00:10:01,100 Well, maybe if he hid in the Mystery Shack he wouldn't have been captured!
- 00:10:01,130 --> 00:10:04,490 Guys! Guys! Trust me, tomorrow's gonna be great!
- 00:10:04,630 --> 00:10:07,080 -I believe in us. -Help! Leader Mabel!
- 00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:09,420 I keep accidentally flexing through my sweater!
- 00:10:09,770 --> 00:10:11,720 It happened again!
- 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:15,610 Those weird cow-monsters are delightful! Coming!
- 00:10:21,150 --> 00:10:22,530 All right, fellas!
- 00:10:22,770 --> 00:10:25,960 Let's hope this turns out better than my other inventions!
- 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:29,000 Everybody ready? Dipper, now!
- 00:10:39,210 --> 00:10:41,310 <i>Huh?! Whoa!</i>
- 00:10:48,990 --> 00:10:51,790 Forgive me, boy. Your hyper-flammable merchandise
- 00:10:51,820 --> 00:10:53,710 is the only thing keeping me goin'.
- 00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:56,720 What in blazes?!
- 00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:02,210 <i>No! No! Nooo!</i>
- 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,670 <i>Ready to talk now?</i>
- 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:09,780 I won't. I won't let you into my mind!
- 00:11:09,980 --> 00:11:13,020 <i>What do you think, pals? Another 500 volts?</i>
- 00:11:13,070 --> 00:11:14,540 <i>Hey, do you hear that?</i>
- 00:11:20,030 --> 00:11:22,180 <i>What?! I just fixed that door!</i>
- 00:11:32,010 --> 00:11:34,870 It's the Shacktron, dude!
- 00:11:35,020 --> 00:11:38,110 They made the house into a robot. Fascinating!
- 00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:42,310 <i>So the mortals are trying to fight back, huh? Adorable!</i>
- 00:11:42,700 --> 00:11:48,200 <i>Henchmaniacs, you know what to do! Take them out!</i>
- 00:11:57,070 --> 00:11:58,890 This was a bad idea.
- 00:12:01,180 --> 00:12:04,180 <i>Uh, hey, dudes. Is this thing on?</i>
- 00:12:04,220 --> 00:12:05,950 <i>Tes...</i>
- 00:12:05,980 --> 00:12:08,430 <i>Heh. Uh, I just wanted you monster dudes</i>
- 00:12:08,570 --> 00:12:11,610 <i>to hand over Ford, or we'll have to, like, fight and junk?</i>
- 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:13,910 <i>Hey, you're a little cutie.</i>
- 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:17,340 I have butchered millions on countless moons!
- 00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:19,630 Whoa. I liked you better before you talked.
- 00:12:19,690 --> 00:12:21,540 Real... real bring-down, this guy.
- 00:12:21,620 --> 00:12:22,920 Attack!
- 00:12:23,230 --> 00:12:24,810 All right, dudes!
- 00:12:25,210 --> 00:12:27,310 Everyone! Like we planned!
- 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:29,880 Three, two, one. Go!
- 00:12:41,350 --> 00:12:43,240 Ha ha ha! Good pig.
- 00:12:46,660 --> 00:12:48,380 Get 'em, Gobblewonker!
- 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:51,480 Hyah! Hyah!
- 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:53,610 Oh, no, you don't!
- 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:04,300 Everyone! Incoming!
- 00:13:05,370 --> 00:13:07,510 Does this thing have an escape hatch?
- 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:18,110 Everybody! Maximum power!
- 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,520 And... now!
- 00:13:30,370 --> 00:13:33,820 <i>Guys, seriously? You had, like, one job to do here.</i>
- 00:13:33,930 --> 00:13:35,870 Bravo, Dipper and Mabel!
- 00:13:35,990 --> 00:13:39,270 <i>Well, would ya look at that? Those kids really care about you.</i>
- 00:13:39,350 --> 00:13:41,140 <i>And you care about them.</i>
- 00:13:41,260 --> 00:13:42,520 <i>Don't you?</i>
- 00:13:42,740 --> 00:13:44,620 What are you... Oh. Oh, no.
- 00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:47,280 <i>Perhaps torturing those kids will make you talk!</i>
- 00:13:47,380 --> 00:13:49,660 No. No! Not the kids! You ca...
- 00:13:50,820 --> 00:13:52,780 <i>Lets get this over with.</i>
- 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:07,390 <i>What the... No! No! No! No! No!</i>
- 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,450 Attack!
- 00:14:16,340 --> 00:14:18,550 <i>My eye! Do you have any idea</i>
- 00:14:18,580 --> 00:14:20,220 <i>how long it takes to regenerate that?</i>
- 00:14:20,430 --> 00:14:22,380 We've got him distracted! Now's our chance!
- 00:14:22,460 --> 00:14:24,610 Rescue team, move out!
- 00:14:32,740 --> 00:14:35,100 OK, everyone! We get in, rescue Ford,
- 00:14:35,180 --> 00:14:37,080 get out, save the world. Piece of cake.
- 00:14:37,190 --> 00:14:40,030 Just so we're clear, if I die, I'm suing all of you.
- 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:42,690 Hey, on second thought, maybe we could come up with a plan
- 00:14:42,770 --> 00:14:44,710 that doesn't involve us plummeting to our certain death.
- 00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:46,220 -Now! -Ahh!
- 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:54,590 -Oh, man, oh, man... -Whoo-hoo!
- 00:15:14,910 --> 00:15:17,290 <i>Oh, man. It looks even worse up close.</i>
- 00:15:23,060 --> 00:15:24,820 <i>I found Great-uncle Ford!</i>
- 00:15:25,210 --> 00:15:28,180 He's golden! But not in the good way!
- 00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:30,780 Great. Grab him and let's get out of here.
- 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:33,610 -But how are we going to unfreeze them? -I know!
- 00:15:38,330 --> 00:15:40,790 Gideon! What happened to you?
- 00:15:40,850 --> 00:15:42,880 Bill captured me. He's been forcing me
- 00:15:42,990 --> 00:15:45,800 to do cute dances in this cage for all eternity.
- 00:15:46,020 --> 00:15:48,540 I'm so tired of being cute!
- 00:15:48,930 --> 00:15:50,300 How do we undo this?
- 00:15:50,330 --> 00:15:52,890 Mayor Tyler. He's the load-bearing human.
- 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:55,120 Pull him out, and the whole thing goes down.
- 00:16:02,940 --> 00:16:05,830 Ah. My mouth tastes like nightmares!
- 00:16:06,990 --> 00:16:10,080 I think I'm dark and tortured for reals now.
- 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:12,920 This experience will forever scar Tad Strange.
- 00:16:13,290 --> 00:16:15,520 No more sailor suits!
- 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:19,190 -Wendy! -Guys!
- 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:22,580 -Mom! Dad! -Durland!
- 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:26,210 My Blubs!
- 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:29,450 Don't you ever scare me like that again!
- 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,290 Kids! Ah, you did it!
- 00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:38,660 I knew I could count on you two.
- 00:16:39,340 --> 00:16:42,600 Fiddldeford! I... I haven't seen you since we parted ways.
- 00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:44,100 You must hate me.
- 00:16:45,060 --> 00:16:49,230 I've tried forgettin'. Maybe I should try forgiving.
- 00:16:49,450 --> 00:16:53,350 -Come here, old friend. -Hey, good to see you too, bro.
- 00:16:53,450 --> 00:16:54,690 Now let's get out of here, huh?
- 00:16:54,790 --> 00:16:57,120 Listen, Uncle Ford, we don't have a lot of time.
- 00:16:57,270 --> 00:16:59,100 Remember how you told me right before you were frozen
- 00:16:59,150 --> 00:17:00,480 that you knew Bill's weakness?
- 00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:04,060 -Yeah, a secret way to defeat him? -I... I do!
- 00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:06,600 Now, does anyone have a pen? Pencil? Anything?
- 00:17:07,370 --> 00:17:08,100 Ah.
- 00:17:09,350 --> 00:17:10,440 Perfect!
- 00:17:12,420 --> 00:17:14,210 Uh, we've got Bill outside,
- 00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:16,290 but I don't know how long we can keep him occupied.
- 00:17:16,340 --> 00:17:18,050 Yes, yes. Good, good.
- 00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:21,030 Drawing a circle on the floor. Well, he's lost his mind.
- 00:17:21,060 --> 00:17:24,610 My mind is fine. And there is a way to beat him... with this!
- 00:17:26,790 --> 00:17:29,130 The world's most confusing game of hopscotch?
- 00:17:29,350 --> 00:17:30,690 No, a prophecy.
- 00:17:30,730 --> 00:17:33,490 Although it would be a pretty fun game of hopscotch.
- 00:17:33,540 --> 00:17:36,440 <i>Many years ago, I found ten symbols in a cave.</i>
- 00:17:36,450 --> 00:17:39,480 <i>Some I recognized then. Some I only recognize now.</i>
- 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:43,360 <i>The native people of Gravity Falls prophesized that these symbols</i>
- 00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:45,880 <i>could create a force strong enough to vanquish Bill.</i>
- 00:17:46,270 --> 00:17:48,170 <i>With Bill defeated, his weirdness would be</i>
- 00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:50,110 <i>reversed and the town could be saved.</i>
- 00:17:50,660 --> 00:17:52,790 This whole time I thought it was just superstition.
- 00:17:52,950 --> 00:17:56,600 But seeing you all here now I finally understand that it's destiny!
- 00:17:56,780 --> 00:17:58,790 <i>Dipper, the pine tree.</i>
- 00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:01,280 <i>Mabel, the shooting star.</i>
- 00:18:01,850 --> 00:18:05,090 The question mark. This one's unsolvable.
- 00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:07,010 That one's easy.
- 00:18:07,330 --> 00:18:09,830 You've been rockin' that dumb hoodie since the seventh grade.
- 00:18:09,860 --> 00:18:12,410 Whoa. Destiny hoodie!
- 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:14,930 The tent of telepathy sign! That must be Gideon.
- 00:18:15,020 --> 00:18:17,440 Whoo! An excuse to stand next to Mabel!
- 00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:20,830 -Don't turn this into a big deal. -Oh, I won't.
- 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:22,470 <i>I will.</i>
- 00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:28,630 <i>What the...</i>
- 00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:31,450 <i>Hey, Achilles!</i>
- 00:18:32,460 --> 00:18:34,470 <i>Nice work with the heel!</i>
- 00:18:36,290 --> 00:18:37,610 <i>Fore!</i>
- 00:18:41,540 --> 00:18:44,750 Hold hands, everyone! This is a mystical human energy circuit.
- 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,970 Ice? Who's Ice?
- 00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:48,880 They symbol's needn't all be literal, Dipper.
- 00:18:48,940 --> 00:18:51,400 It just has to be someone cool in the face of danger.
- 00:18:51,590 --> 00:18:53,490 <i>Wendy! Wendy!</i>
- 00:18:53,530 --> 00:18:55,170 Shut up, you guys.
- 00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:58,960 Much like the spectacles need to be someone scholarly.
- 00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:02,500 -Heh heh! -This is freaky.
- 00:19:02,790 --> 00:19:04,640 <i>Now hold hands, everyone.</i>
- 00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:06,610 Ew! I'm not touching that.
- 00:19:06,660 --> 00:19:08,750 Do it, sweetie. Do the one thing no one in our
- 00:19:08,790 --> 00:19:12,090 family has ever done... touch the hillbilly.
- 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:24,610 Great-uncle Ford, I think it's working!
- 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:26,820 Yes, this is it!
- 00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:29,350 The rest of you get out! It's too dangerous!
- 00:19:31,260 --> 00:19:33,120 We just need one more person...
- 00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:37,860 Stanley! Stanley, get over here! You're the only one left.
- 00:19:37,950 --> 00:19:40,000 You realize this is a bunch of hogwash, right?
- 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:43,150 You really think some caveman graffiti is gonna stop that monster?
- 00:19:43,220 --> 00:19:45,140 Dang it, old man, now's not the time!
- 00:19:45,210 --> 00:19:45,720 Come on!
- 00:19:45,780 --> 00:19:47,280 What are you doing? You're gonna ruin this!
- 00:19:47,340 --> 00:19:49,960 I've never held hands this long, and I very uncomfortable!
- 00:19:50,090 --> 00:19:52,020 Whoa. Hey, I'm not the enemy here, people.
- 00:19:52,110 --> 00:19:54,760 Don't forget who literally created the end of the world.
- 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:58,280 I'm sorry, Stanley. I know. Just help me fix it! Please!
- 00:19:58,310 --> 00:20:01,220 Fine. Just do one thing. Say "thank you."
- 00:20:01,370 --> 00:20:03,110 -What? -I spent thirty years
- 00:20:03,140 --> 00:20:04,900 trying to bring you back into this dimension,
- 00:20:04,930 --> 00:20:06,790 and you still haven't thanked me!
- 00:20:06,820 --> 00:20:10,070 You want me to shake your hand? Say "thank you"!
- 00:20:10,660 --> 00:20:13,620 -Fine. Thank you. -Now, see?
- 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:16,460 Between me and him, I'm not always the bad twin.
- 00:20:16,790 --> 00:20:18,340 Between "him and me."
- 00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:21,280 Grammar, Stanley.
- 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:24,450 I'll "Grammar, Stanley" you, you stuck-up son-of-a...
- 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:25,520 Don't jeopardize this, you idiot!
- 00:20:25,610 --> 00:20:27,340 <i>-Everything's on the line! -Stop it!</i>
- 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:30,970 Join hands!
- 00:20:31,810 --> 00:20:33,830 <i>Oh, no, it's Bill!</i>
- 00:20:33,860 --> 00:20:36,690 <i>Right? Isn't that what you're all thinking?</i>
- 00:20:36,740 --> 00:20:40,060 <i>Hey, Gideon, why aren't you dancing? Chop chop, huh?</i>
- 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:06,460 Стоп...
- 00:00:06,490 --> 00:00:07,990 Дядя Стэн!
- 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:10,990 Дети! Глазам своим не верю!
- 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:12,760 Я уж думал вы погибли.
- 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:14,940 Мистер Пайнс, это вы! Неужели?!
- 00:00:14,970 --> 00:00:17,550 Для такого момента я и тренировал обнимашки.
- 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:19,240 Как же мы скучали, старый ворчун!
- 00:00:19,470 --> 00:00:21,940 Ха-ха, я тоже по вам соскучился.
- 00:00:22,030 --> 00:00:23,040 Хорошо, что вы с нами.
- 00:00:23,130 --> 00:00:26,400 А чё, вы тут, типа делаете?
- 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:28,410 Да, тут и монстры, и гномы,
- 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:30,660 и даже Пасифика в мешке от картошки.
- 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:33,200 Я даже в мешке выгляжу лучше тебя.
- 00:00:33,210 --> 00:00:35,570 Это очень долгая история.
- 00:00:35,670 --> 00:00:37,180 А меня никто не покормит?!
- 00:00:37,210 --> 00:00:40,540 Восковая голова Ларри Кинга хочет ням-ням.
- 00:00:40,670 --> 00:00:42,700 Ты забыл что ли: мы экономим еду.
- 00:00:43,980 --> 00:00:46,350 Опять он за своё!
- 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:48,370 Эй, народ!
- 00:00:49,510 --> 00:00:50,840 Летучий глаз!
- 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:53,280 Обходной манёвр!
- 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:55,950 -Шшш! Всем затихнуть! -Потушите свет!
- 00:01:15,830 --> 00:01:17,560 ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ
- 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,340 Это последнее убежище нормальности.
- 00:01:25,670 --> 00:01:26,680 Наша база.
- 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:29,600 Ай!
- 00:01:29,780 --> 00:01:30,710 У нас…
- 00:01:30,710 --> 00:01:32,710 …только пара ран!
- 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:33,850 Ой! Ай!
- 00:01:33,950 --> 00:01:35,100 Ай, мне печень отбили!
- 00:01:36,310 --> 00:01:37,540 Рамбл Макскёрмиш?
- 00:01:37,620 --> 00:01:39,990 Не бойся меня. Странногеддон научил меня,
- 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:44,020 что победа возможна не всегда. Теперь я сломлен внутри.
- 00:01:44,850 --> 00:01:46,930 Дядя Стэн, но как всё так вышло?
- 00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:48,680 Я прибивал таблички на улице,
- 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:50,770 и тут с неба посыпались кошмары.
- 00:01:50,820 --> 00:01:52,510 Я слушаю АМ-диапазон,
- 00:01:52,570 --> 00:01:55,310 так что сразу всё понял: настал конец света.
- 00:01:56,740 --> 00:01:58,900 Но того, что было потом, я не ожидал.
- 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:08,600 Оказалось, что защита, которую вы с моим заумным братцем
- 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:13,330 сделали из волос единорога, и правда, защищала от безумия.
- 00:02:17,310 --> 00:02:19,260 Конечно. Заклятие единорога!
- 00:02:19,300 --> 00:02:22,340 Так вот почему Билл не может захватить это место.
- 00:02:22,370 --> 00:02:24,520 И тогда сюда пришли все, кто был испуган,
- 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:26,980 ранен и бродил в поисках убежища.
- 00:02:27,010 --> 00:02:28,420 И они его здесь нашли!
- 00:02:28,530 --> 00:02:32,060 А поскольку мэр попал в плен, я выбрал себя на место главного.
- 00:02:32,100 --> 00:02:35,520 Будем сидеть здесь и жрать тушенку, пока не кончится.
- 00:02:35,550 --> 00:02:38,970 -А потом начнём жрать гномов. -Слышь, я мелкий, но не глухой!
- 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:41,410 Шшш-шш! От нервов мясо жестче.
- 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:44,320 Дядя Стэн, нельзя просто так сидеть в «Хижине»!
- 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:46,140 Мы обязаны спасти город!
- 00:02:46,180 --> 00:02:49,220 Мы с Фордом уже начали, но тут его схватил Билл.
- 00:02:49,250 --> 00:02:52,450 Так и надо умнику! Мой брат всегда был недоумком,
- 00:02:52,530 --> 00:02:56,000 но сражаться с могущественным космическим демоном – это вообще!
- 00:02:56,350 --> 00:02:58,880 Поверь, Диппер, у нас тут есть всё, что надо!
- 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:02,460 Не «Риц», конечно, но зато местные монстры делают массаж.
- 00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:05,550 -А можешь, шиацу? -Да, я посещал курсы.
- 00:03:05,630 --> 00:03:07,720 Так значит, тебе на плевать, что Билл победит?
- 00:03:07,810 --> 00:03:09,640 Малёк, слушай, я уже всё объяснил.
- 00:03:09,780 --> 00:03:13,660 К тому же, я уверен, у остальных жителей города всё в порядке.
- 00:03:15,390 --> 00:03:16,590 <i>Я Шандра Хименес,</i>
- 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:18,700 <i>и я веду прямой репортаж из замка Билла.</i>
- 00:03:18,750 --> 00:03:20,320 <i>Мы впервые покажем,</i>
- 00:03:20,330 --> 00:03:21,910 <i>что случилось с пойманными горожанами.</i>
- 00:03:22,100 --> 00:03:25,010 <i>Особо впечатлительным лучше не смотреть на своих близких,</i>
- 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:27,400 <i>ставших троном людского страдания.</i>
- 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:30,270 -Там мама и папа! -Отец и братья!
- 00:03:30,310 --> 00:03:31,420 Мой помощник Дурланд!
- 00:03:31,460 --> 00:03:34,050 <i>Неужели никто не спасёт жителей города?!</i>
- 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:35,350 <i>С вами Шандра Хименес,</i>
- 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:37,920 <i>и летучий глаз превращает меня в каменное...</i>
- 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:44,540 Какой ужас! Родители у меня не очень,
- 00:03:44,580 --> 00:03:47,120 но они не заслужили быть обращенными в камень.
- 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:51,460 Будь ты неладен! Ты отнимаешь у нас самое дорогое!
- 00:03:53,860 --> 00:03:56,300 Разве вы не видите? Мы должны их спасти,
- 00:03:56,330 --> 00:03:58,600 но для этого нужно сражаться с Биллом!
- 00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:01,820 Мэйбл права: Билл хочет нас всех запугать,
- 00:04:01,860 --> 00:04:03,780 чтобы его считали неуязвимым,
- 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:05,630 но дедушка Форд успел мне сказать,
- 00:04:05,670 --> 00:04:07,960 что знает тайную слабость Билла.
- 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:12,810 -Тайную слабость? -А значит, если мы объединимся
- 00:04:12,940 --> 00:04:16,350 соберем в один кулак все силы, весь разум
- 00:04:16,390 --> 00:04:20,500 -всё... то, что есть у Тоби. -Сыпь, покрытая волосами!
- 00:04:20,570 --> 00:04:22,670 Тогда мы сможем освободить Форда,
- 00:04:22,790 --> 00:04:26,140 узнать тайную слабость Билла и спасти Гравити Фолз!
- 00:04:28,900 --> 00:04:30,360 Тихо, тихо, тихо!
- 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:32,510 Вы чё, забыли, кто тут главный?!
- 00:04:32,550 --> 00:04:34,460 Защита только тут внутри!
- 00:04:34,530 --> 00:04:36,810 Нельзя же притащить к Биллу всю «Хижину».
- 00:04:38,470 --> 00:04:41,370 Рыбьи головешки! Осьминожьи ноги мне в рот!
- 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:43,070 Простите, это я от радости.
- 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:45,860 Я только хотел сказать,
- 00:04:45,890 --> 00:04:48,770 что придумал, как победить Билла и спасти Форда.
- 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:50,680 Но только нужно работать сообща.
- 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:56,180 Итак! Надо взять… а потом другой... а потом нужно, просто, подойти и…
- 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:58,810 Не бойся, дедушка Форд, мы тебя спасём.
- 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:05,250 Отпусти меня сумасшедший треугольник!
- 00:05:06,110 --> 00:05:07,810 Где это я?
- 00:05:10,030 --> 00:05:12,440 <i>Вновь встретимся</i>
- 00:05:12,530 --> 00:05:15,170 <i>Но не знаю когда</i>
- 00:05:15,270 --> 00:05:20,510 <i>О, я знаю, что Мы встретимся ещё</i>
- 00:05:20,550 --> 00:05:21,600 Где это я?
- 00:05:21,630 --> 00:05:23,490 Ты в люксе пентхауса, малыш,
- 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:25,690 наверху пирамиды. Выпей!
- 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:27,460 Чувствуй себя, как дома.
- 00:05:27,550 --> 00:05:31,050 Кстати, этот диван – из человеческой кожи.
- 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:35,220 Хватит уже игр, Шифр!
- 00:05:35,310 --> 00:05:37,860 Раз я ещё жив, значит, тебе что-то нужно.
- 00:05:37,890 --> 00:05:41,490 Ум острый, как всегда, Фордик. Как ты заметил,
- 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:44,480 я недавно сделался очень-очень многомерным!
- 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:46,580 Я управляю пространством, материей
- 00:05:46,700 --> 00:05:49,870 и самим временем, после того, как уничтожил тупое Дитя!
- 00:05:50,110 --> 00:05:52,010 Но так было не всегда.
- 00:05:52,420 --> 00:05:54,220 Думаешь, твоя цепь коротка?!
- 00:05:54,270 --> 00:05:56,440 Представь жизнь в двумерном мире.
- 00:05:56,540 --> 00:05:59,310 Плоские умы, плоский мир, плоские мечты!
- 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:03,010 Я освободил своё измерение и прибыл, освободить твоё.
- 00:06:03,180 --> 00:06:05,620 Есть лишь одна проблемка: мои силы,
- 00:06:05,670 --> 00:06:09,110 по какой-то причине, не могут вырваться за границы города.
- 00:06:09,210 --> 00:06:11,420 Что-то удерживает меня здесь.
- 00:06:11,460 --> 00:06:15,610 Невероятно, это Природный Магнетизм Аномалий Гравити Фолз.
- 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:17,220 Как раз его я изучал!
- 00:06:17,250 --> 00:06:19,910 -Ты нашел способ его преодолеть? -Конечно!
- 00:06:19,940 --> 00:06:22,210 Простое уравнение, уничтожающее барьер.
- 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:23,440 Но тебе я не скажу.
- 00:06:23,700 --> 00:06:26,670 Слушай, Форд: если дашь мне уравнение,
- 00:06:26,740 --> 00:06:29,010 твоё измерение будет свободно.
- 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:32,700 Всё станет возможным.
- 00:06:37,790 --> 00:06:40,790 Я создам прикольный мир! Лучший мир!
- 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:45,200 Тут всегда будет веселье, не надо будет умирать,
- 00:06:45,410 --> 00:06:48,060 не будет ни ограничений, ни законов!
- 00:06:48,100 --> 00:06:50,850 Ты будешь, как мы! Таким могущественным,
- 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:53,290 что даже представить сложно!
- 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:55,490 И всё это за небольшую помощь.
- 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:57,410 Ты безумен, если рассчитываешь на меня.
- 00:06:57,440 --> 00:07:00,370 Ха-ха-ха! Я безумен и без этого, умник.
- 00:07:00,410 --> 00:07:02,600 Но будь по-твоему! Я проникну
- 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:05,130 в твой разум и вытащу из него уравнение.
- 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:08,220 Не торопись! Ты знаешь правила, Билл.
- 00:07:09,990 --> 00:07:12,330 Ты можешь проникать в мои сны, но ты не можешь
- 00:07:12,420 --> 00:07:15,410 пробраться в мой разум, не получив моего согласия.
- 00:07:16,430 --> 00:07:19,990 Ах, ну, почему ты так любишь вечно всё усложнять?!
- 00:07:20,180 --> 00:07:22,190 У всех есть слабые места!
- 00:07:22,230 --> 00:07:26,180 Я заставлю тебя говорить, это лишь вопрос времени.
- 00:07:31,990 --> 00:07:35,830 Итак, в своё время я наделал кучу роботизированных штук!
- 00:07:36,030 --> 00:07:38,640 Это первая, которая будет использована не во зло.
- 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:41,450 Ого! У вас потрясные чертежи, МакГакет.
- 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:43,440 Это самое суперское изобретение!
- 00:07:43,660 --> 00:07:47,460 Вопрос: а бластеры у него есть? Я поклонник анимэ,
- 00:07:47,540 --> 00:07:49,870 поверьте, боевой бластер необходим.
- 00:07:49,950 --> 00:07:51,640 А что такое это анимэ?
- 00:07:51,690 --> 00:07:54,720 -Нам многое придётся обсудить. -Что тут обсуждать?!
- 00:07:54,890 --> 00:07:57,530 Да, вся эта ерунда яйца выеденного не стоит.
- 00:07:57,710 --> 00:07:58,780 Простите за французский.
- 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:00,790 Это был никакой не французский.
- 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:02,340 И где вы найдёте столько идиотов,
- 00:08:02,350 --> 00:08:03,590 чтобы это построить?
- 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:06,490 Дядя Стэн, все эти идиоты – перед тобой.
- 00:08:07,660 --> 00:08:08,950 Идиоты!
- 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:13,640 СВАЛКА САМОЕ ДНИЩЕ
- 00:08:17,410 --> 00:08:19,310 Ох. Что... Да какого...
- 00:08:19,430 --> 00:08:21,590 Эй-эй, стой! Нет-нет, только не это!
- 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:22,880 Эй! Ай!
- 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:50,540 ВЕРНЁМ СЕБЕ ГОРОД
- 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:55,000 Спасибо за апокалипсвитера, Мэйбл!
- 00:08:55,070 --> 00:08:57,100 Конец света стал невероятно уютным.
- 00:08:57,140 --> 00:08:58,040 Угу!
- 00:09:00,610 --> 00:09:04,870 Ох, ладно, надену! Но он мне не нравится.
- 00:09:05,020 --> 00:09:07,780 Признайте, это лучший день после начала конца!
- 00:09:07,870 --> 00:09:11,060 У нас наконец появился шанс отбить у Билла наше будущее.
- 00:09:11,100 --> 00:09:13,260 Да, дожить до празднования нашего
- 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:16,680 13-го дня рождения – это лучший подарок, о котором я мечтаю.
- 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:19,820 Дип, если вы всё исправите, гарантирую,
- 00:09:19,930 --> 00:09:22,640 город закатит вам такую вечеринку, что вы обалдеете!
- 00:09:23,060 --> 00:09:24,060 Спасибо, Зус.
- 00:09:24,460 --> 00:09:26,430 Скажите, а кто-нибудь видел дядю Стэна?
- 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:28,340 Этот план полная чушь!
- 00:09:28,430 --> 00:09:30,490 А главного, вообще, никто не спросил.
- 00:09:30,620 --> 00:09:33,910 -После всего, что я для них сделал! -Шмебьюлок.
- 00:09:34,070 --> 00:09:37,070 Да, вот именно. Это полнейший шмебьюлок!
- 00:09:37,100 --> 00:09:41,840 Что-то случилось, дядя Стэн? Ты что-то даже ворчливей, чем обычно.
- 00:09:41,870 --> 00:09:44,930 Это всё из-за вашего дурацкого плана. Если помните,
- 00:09:44,970 --> 00:09:48,120 я брата уже спасал, из портала, и где благодарность?
- 00:09:48,250 --> 00:09:50,950 Он вызвал конец света, но всё, как обычно:
- 00:09:51,110 --> 00:09:53,750 Стэн – неудачник, а Форд – наш герой.
- 00:09:53,890 --> 00:09:55,670 Ну, может быть, все считают его героем,
- 00:09:55,780 --> 00:09:58,060 потому что он не отсиживался в «Хижине».
- 00:09:58,090 --> 00:10:01,100 А может, посиди он чуток в «Хижине», его бы не взяли в плен!
- 00:10:01,130 --> 00:10:04,490 Ребята! Ребята! Поверьте, завтра будет супер круто.
- 00:10:04,630 --> 00:10:07,080 -Я верю в наш успех. -На помощь, Мэйбл!
- 00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:09,420 У меня почему-то мышцы через свитер выпирают.
- 00:10:09,770 --> 00:10:11,720 Ну, вот оно опять!
- 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:15,610 Эти быковатые монстры такие смешные. Иду!
- 00:10:21,150 --> 00:10:22,530 Ну, всё, друзья.
- 00:10:22,770 --> 00:10:25,960 Надеюсь, что это изобретение окажется успешнее, других.
- 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:29,000 Ребята, все готовы? Диппер, давай!
- 00:10:48,990 --> 00:10:49,940 Прости меня, сынок!
- 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:53,710 Твои сувенирные куклы так славно горят, а мне надо выжить!
- 00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:56,720 А это что такое?
- 00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:02,210 Нет! Нет. Нет...
- 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,670 Будешь говорить?
- 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:09,780 Не буду, и не позволю войти в мой разум.
- 00:11:09,980 --> 00:11:13,020 Ну, что думаете: еще 500 вольт?
- 00:11:13,070 --> 00:11:14,540 Вы это слышите?
- 00:11:20,030 --> 00:11:22,180 Что?! Я только починил дверь!
- 00:11:32,010 --> 00:11:34,870 Это наша «Хижина-дрон», чувак!
- 00:11:35,020 --> 00:11:38,110 Они превратили дом в робота! Потрясающе!
- 00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:42,310 Значит смертные решили дать отпор? Чудненько!
- 00:11:42,700 --> 00:11:48,200 Соратники, вы знаете, что делать! Уничтожить их.
- 00:11:57,070 --> 00:11:58,890 Дурацкая была идея.
- 00:12:01,180 --> 00:12:04,180 О, привет, чуваки! А это работает?
- 00:12:04,220 --> 00:12:05,950 Проверка.
- 00:12:05,980 --> 00:12:08,430 Я, типа, хотел сказать,
- 00:12:08,570 --> 00:12:11,610 что, либо вы отдаёте Форда, либо мы вас побьём.
- 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:13,910 Ха-ха, эй, малыш, ты прикольный.
- 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:17,340 Я убил миллионы на бессчетных планетах.
- 00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:19,630 Ого! Ты был лучше, пока не заговорил!
- 00:12:19,690 --> 00:12:21,540 Одной фразой всё испортил.
- 00:12:21,620 --> 00:12:22,920 Вперед!
- 00:12:23,230 --> 00:12:24,810 Готовьсь, чуваки.
- 00:12:25,210 --> 00:12:27,310 Внимание, действуем по плану!
- 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:29,880 Три, два, один, вперед!
- 00:12:41,350 --> 00:12:43,240 Ха-ха-ха, ты умничка.
- 00:12:46,660 --> 00:12:48,380 Жри их живьём, Живогрыз!
- 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:53,610 Куда ты собрался?!
- 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:04,300 Народ, внимание!
- 00:13:05,370 --> 00:13:07,510 А тут есть запасной выход?
- 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:18,110 Мальчики, энергию на максимум!
- 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,520 И пошёл!
- 00:13:30,370 --> 00:13:33,820 Вы что, издеваетесь?! От вас требовалось лишь одно!
- 00:13:33,930 --> 00:13:35,870 Молодцы, Диппер и Мэйбл.
- 00:13:35,990 --> 00:13:39,270 Ой, ну, надо же! Малявки тебя, типа, любят.
- 00:13:39,350 --> 00:13:42,310 А ты, типа, любишь их верно?
- 00:13:42,740 --> 00:13:44,620 Ты что заду... О, о, нет!
- 00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:47,280 Может, ты заговоришь, если прижать их?
- 00:13:47,380 --> 00:13:49,660 Нет, нет! Не трогай детей, гадё...
- 00:13:50,820 --> 00:13:52,780 Что ж, займёмся делом.
- 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:07,390 Какого... Нет! Нет, нет, нет!
- 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,450 Удар!
- 00:14:16,340 --> 00:14:20,310 Мой глаз! Знаете, сколько времени уйдет на регенерацию?
- 00:14:20,430 --> 00:14:22,380 Мы его ослепили! Это наш шанс!
- 00:14:22,460 --> 00:14:24,610 Группа спасения! Выступаем!
- 00:14:32,740 --> 00:14:35,100 Итак, команда, мы входим, берём Форда,
- 00:14:35,180 --> 00:14:37,080 уходим и спасаем мир. Легко.
- 00:14:37,190 --> 00:14:40,030 Предупреждаю, если я умру, я вас всех засужу.
- 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:42,690 А я тут подумал: может разработаем план,
- 00:14:42,770 --> 00:14:44,710 который не обязательно кончается нашей смертью?
- 00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:45,350 Вперед!
- 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:54,590 -О, боже. О, боже! -Ву-ху!
- 00:15:14,910 --> 00:15:17,290 Вблизи выглядит еще ужасней.
- 00:15:23,060 --> 00:15:24,820 Я нашла дедушку Форда!
- 00:15:25,210 --> 00:15:28,180 Он золотой. Но только в плохом смысле.
- 00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:30,780 Супер! Бери его и сматываемся.
- 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:33,610 -Но как же нам их расколдовать? -Я знаю!
- 00:15:38,330 --> 00:15:40,790 Гидеон, что с тобой случилось?
- 00:15:40,850 --> 00:15:42,880 Билл поймал меня, и теперь я должен
- 00:15:42,990 --> 00:15:45,800 всю оставшуюся вечность танцевать в клетке.
- 00:15:46,020 --> 00:15:48,540 Я так устал быть милашкой.
- 00:15:48,930 --> 00:15:50,300 Как расколдовать людей?
- 00:15:50,330 --> 00:15:52,890 Мэр Тайлер. На нём всё держится.
- 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:55,120 Вытащите его, и трон рухнет.
- 00:16:02,940 --> 00:16:05,830 Во рту – словно, кошки кошмарились.
- 00:16:06,990 --> 00:16:10,080 О да, это была, типа, реальная депрессуха.
- 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:12,920 Этот опыт сильно травмировал и Слегка Таво!
- 00:16:13,290 --> 00:16:15,520 Мне надоел этот костюм!
- 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:19,190 -Венди! -Ребята!
- 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:22,580 -Мам! Пап! -Дурланд!
- 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:26,210 Мой Блабсик!
- 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:29,450 Никогда больше не смей так меня пугать.
- 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,290 Дети! Получилось!
- 00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:38,660 Я в вас и не сомневался! Ха-ха!
- 00:16:39,340 --> 00:16:42,600 Фидлфорд, мы не виделись с тех пор, как поссорились.
- 00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:44,100 Ты, наверное, злишься.
- 00:16:45,060 --> 00:16:49,230 Я старался забыть. Но лучше я попробую простить.
- 00:16:49,450 --> 00:16:53,350 -Иди сюда, дружище. -Я тоже рад тебя видеть, очень!
- 00:16:53,450 --> 00:16:54,690 А теперь мотаем отсюда.
- 00:16:54,790 --> 00:16:57,120 Послушай, дядя Форд: у нас мало времени.
- 00:16:57,270 --> 00:16:59,100 Перед тем, как тебя захватили, ты сказал,
- 00:16:59,150 --> 00:17:00,480 что знаешь слабое место Билла.
- 00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:04,060 -Да, секрет, который его победит! -Да, я знаю.
- 00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:06,600 У кого из вас есть ручка или карандаш?
- 00:17:07,370 --> 00:17:08,100 А!
- 00:17:09,350 --> 00:17:10,440 Супер!
- 00:17:12,420 --> 00:17:14,210 Там снаружи летает Билл,
- 00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:16,290 и я не знаю, как долго удастся его отвлекать!
- 00:17:16,340 --> 00:17:18,050 Да-да. Супер-супер!
- 00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:21,030 Он тут рисует кружки! Всё: точно свихнулся.
- 00:17:21,060 --> 00:17:24,610 Я в своём уме. И мы победим Билла вот этим!
- 00:17:26,790 --> 00:17:29,130 Это что, игра в классики на новый лад?
- 00:17:29,350 --> 00:17:30,690 Нет. Пророчество.
- 00:17:30,730 --> 00:17:33,490 Хотя, можно и в классики, наверное, сыграть.
- 00:17:33,540 --> 00:17:36,440 Много лет назад в пещере я нашел 10 символов.
- 00:17:36,450 --> 00:17:39,480 Некоторые я узнал сразу, другие – лишь сейчас.
- 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:43,360 Древние, жившие в Гравити Фолз, предвидели, что эти символы
- 00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:45,880 создадут силу, способную уничтожить Билла.
- 00:17:46,270 --> 00:17:49,920 Тогда безумие прекратится, и город будет спасен.
- 00:17:50,660 --> 00:17:52,790 Всё это время я считал это суеверием,
- 00:17:52,950 --> 00:17:56,600 но увидев вас всех здесь, я вдруг понял, что всё это значит.
- 00:17:56,780 --> 00:17:58,790 Диппер, ты – ёлка.
- 00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:01,280 Мэйбл, ты – комета.
- 00:18:01,850 --> 00:18:05,090 Вопросительный знак! И кто бы это мог быть?
- 00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:07,010 Это легкотня!
- 00:18:07,330 --> 00:18:09,830 Ты тусишь в этой толстовке с седьмого класса.
- 00:18:09,860 --> 00:18:12,410 Ого, толстовка судьбы!
- 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:14,930 А это – знак телепатии! Наверное, это Гидеон?
- 00:18:15,020 --> 00:18:17,440 Вух! И местечко прямо рядом с Мэйбл!
- 00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:20,830 -Не вздумай раздувать из мухи слона. -Я не буду.
- 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:22,470 Нет, я буду!
- 00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:28,630 Что за...
- 00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:31,450 Эй, Ахиллес!
- 00:18:32,460 --> 00:18:34,470 Я нашёл твою пятку!
- 00:18:36,290 --> 00:18:37,610 Гол!
- 00:18:41,540 --> 00:18:44,750 Возьмитесь за руки! Замкнем мистический круг энергии.
- 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,970 Лёд?! А кто лёд?
- 00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:48,880 Не все символы буквальны.
- 00:18:48,940 --> 00:18:51,400 Возможно, это тот, кто хладнокровен перед лицом опасности!
- 00:18:51,590 --> 00:18:53,490 Венди! Венди!
- 00:18:53,530 --> 00:18:55,170 Да ну вас, тоже мне.
- 00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:58,960 А очки – это кто-то, кто связан с наукой.
- 00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:02,500 Очень странно.
- 00:19:02,790 --> 00:19:04,640 Беритесь за руки!
- 00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:06,610 Фу! Я к нему не притронусь!
- 00:19:06,660 --> 00:19:08,750 Дотронься! Сделай то, на что никто из нас
- 00:19:08,790 --> 00:19:12,090 не решится. Потрогай бездомного!
- 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:24,610 Дедушка Форд, получается!
- 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:26,820 Да, получается!
- 00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:29,350 Остальные, бегите! Тут опасно.
- 00:19:31,260 --> 00:19:33,120 Нам нужен еще один человек.
- 00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:37,860 Стэнли! Стэн, иди сюда. Только тебя не хватает!
- 00:19:37,950 --> 00:19:40,000 Да это же всё несусветная чушь!
- 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:43,150 Как наскальные рисунки остановят космического демона?
- 00:19:43,220 --> 00:19:45,140 Старый маразматик, сейчас не время!
- 00:19:45,210 --> 00:19:45,720 Давайте!
- 00:19:45,780 --> 00:19:47,280 Что вы творите?! Вы всё портите.
- 00:19:47,340 --> 00:19:49,960 Я долго не выдержу, меня тошнит от прикосновений!
- 00:19:50,090 --> 00:19:52,020 Эй-эй, нет, ваш враг не я, народ.
- 00:19:52,110 --> 00:19:54,760 Не забывайте, кто устроил тут конец света!
- 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:58,280 Прости, Стэнли, ты прав, но помоги мне всё исправить.
- 00:19:58,310 --> 00:20:01,220 Только при одном условии! Скажи «спасибо».
- 00:20:01,370 --> 00:20:03,110 -Что? -Я 30 лет
- 00:20:03,140 --> 00:20:04,900 бился над тем, чтобы спасти тебя,
- 00:20:04,930 --> 00:20:06,790 а ты даже не поблагодарил!
- 00:20:06,820 --> 00:20:10,070 Хочешь, чтоб я встал в круг, скажи «Спасибо».
- 00:20:10,660 --> 00:20:13,620 -Ладно. Спасибо. -А, видели?!
- 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:16,460 Строго между нас, злой близнец – не всегда я.
- 00:20:16,790 --> 00:20:18,340 Правильно «между нами».
- 00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:21,280 Падежи, Стэнли.
- 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:24,450 Ах, «падежи, Стэнли». Ты, меня достал уже, зануда.
- 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:25,520 Что ты творишь, идиот?
- 00:20:25,610 --> 00:20:27,340 -Ты всех погубишь! -Дяди! Хватит!
- 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:30,970 Возьмитесь за руки!
- 00:20:31,810 --> 00:20:33,830 «О нет! Это Билл!»
- 00:20:33,860 --> 00:20:36,690 Да? Вы именно так подумали?
- 00:20:36,740 --> 00:20:40,060 Гидеон, а чего это не танцуем? Давай! Пляши!
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