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Странногеддон, часть 1: Апокалипсис
Weirdmageddon. Part 1
Сезон: 02Серия: 18
Описание
Действие эпизода является продолжением эпизода «Диппер и Мэйбл против будущего». Билл Шифр наконец-то попадает в наше измерение и трансформируется в самое могущественное и самое страшное существо, чтобы начать конец света. Диппер с Фордом пытаются победить его, но перед ними встаёт Гидеон.
Субтитры
- 00:00:02,791 --> 00:00:03,937 Oh, it's happening!
- 00:00:04,080 --> 00:00:06,453 It's finally, finally happening.
- 00:00:08,284 --> 00:00:11,706 Physical form? Don't mind if I do!
- 00:00:14,222 --> 00:00:16,071 Oh! What just happened?
- 00:00:16,940 --> 00:00:19,057 Oh! Oh, man. This is bad.
- 00:00:21,876 --> 00:00:25,634 This is real bad. Guys, we've got a situation.
- 00:00:29,470 --> 00:00:30,151 What?
- 00:00:30,817 --> 00:00:31,848 What?
- 00:00:33,980 --> 00:00:36,373 All right, listen up, you one-life-spanned,
- 00:00:36,462 --> 00:00:38,897 three-dimensional, five-sensed skin puppets.
- 00:00:39,022 --> 00:00:41,020 For a trillion years, I've been trapped
- 00:00:41,070 --> 00:00:42,506 in my own decaying dimension,
- 00:00:42,622 --> 00:00:45,084 waiting for a new universe to call my own.
- 00:00:45,208 --> 00:00:47,013 Name's Bill, but you can call me
- 00:00:47,075 --> 00:00:49,386 your new lord and master for all eternity.
- 00:00:52,540 --> 00:00:54,951 Now meet the gang of interdimensional criminals
- 00:00:55,013 --> 00:00:56,888 and nightmares I call my friends.
- 00:00:57,236 --> 00:00:59,155 <i>8 Ball, Kryptos,</i>
- 00:00:59,911 --> 00:01:01,980 <i>The Being Whose Name Must Never Be Said.</i>
- 00:01:02,435 --> 00:01:04,791 Ah, what the heck. It's Zanthar.
- 00:01:04,888 --> 00:01:07,137 <i>Then of course, there's also Teeth, Keyhole, Hectorgon,</i>
- 00:01:07,226 --> 00:01:09,710 <i>Amorphous Shape, Aronica Pacifier and these guys.</i>
- 00:01:09,740 --> 00:01:11,777 This is our town now, boys!
- 00:01:14,817 --> 00:01:17,813 Now see here, you unholy triangle fella.
- 00:01:17,964 --> 00:01:22,284 As mayor, I strongly urge you to get... get on outta here.
- 00:01:22,373 --> 00:01:24,880 Yeah. Things with one eye are weird.
- 00:01:25,020 --> 00:01:26,400 We don't like out-of-towners.
- 00:01:26,533 --> 00:01:28,910 We punch what we don't understand.
- 00:01:29,137 --> 00:01:31,262 I would just like to say that as a rich capitalist,
- 00:01:31,324 --> 00:01:32,960 I welcome your tyrannical rule.
- 00:01:33,013 --> 00:01:35,920 Perhaps I can be one of your, uh, horsemen of the apocalypse.
- 00:01:35,964 --> 00:01:37,540 -Dad! -Not now, sweetie.
- 00:01:37,608 --> 00:01:38,619 The grownups are talking.
- 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:40,968 Oh, wow, that's a great offer. How about instead,
- 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:43,377 I shuffle the functions of every hole in your face?
- 00:01:51,351 --> 00:01:54,035 Durland! My precious Deputy Durland!
- 00:01:54,728 --> 00:01:56,906 It's time we do a little redecorating.
- 00:01:56,977 --> 00:01:59,573 I could really use a castle of some kind.
- 00:02:02,460 --> 00:02:05,280 And how about some bubbles of pure madness?
- 00:02:08,471 --> 00:02:10,062 This party never stops.
- 00:02:10,190 --> 00:02:12,826 <i>Time is dead, and meaning has no meaning.</i>
- 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:16,631 Existence is upside down, and I reign supreme.
- 00:02:16,897 --> 00:02:20,160 Welcome, one and all, to Weirdmageddon.
- 00:03:01,004 --> 00:03:02,750 <i>So this is how the world ends.</i>
- 00:03:02,897 --> 00:03:05,626 Not with a bang, but with a... cuckoo.
- 00:03:05,724 --> 00:03:07,022 Weirdmageddon.
- 00:03:11,288 --> 00:03:13,946 <i>-Move it, stretch! -Hey, we're scampering here.</i>
- 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:17,724 The rift is shattered. Bill's world is spilling into ours.
- 00:03:17,777 --> 00:03:19,884 Every minute, his powers grow stronger.
- 00:03:20,127 --> 00:03:22,877 Mabel... the rift must have cracked inside her backpack.
- 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:25,120 She must be in danger! I have to go find her!
- 00:03:25,271 --> 00:03:26,720 Mabel. Come in, Mabel.
- 00:03:26,826 --> 00:03:29,484 -Mabel! -Dipper, listen to me.
- 00:03:29,573 --> 00:03:32,568 We can find your sister soon, but first, we have to stop Bill.
- 00:03:32,666 --> 00:03:34,862 If we can blast him back through the rip he came out of,
- 00:03:34,951 --> 00:03:36,444 we just might be able to stop him
- 00:03:36,515 --> 00:03:38,968 before his weirdness spreads across the entire globe.
- 00:03:39,137 --> 00:03:41,644 Are you sure defeating Bill is even possible?
- 00:03:41,742 --> 00:03:44,419 No, I'm not sure. But being a hero means
- 00:03:44,420 --> 00:03:46,426 fighting back even when it seems impossible.
- 00:03:46,693 --> 00:03:49,884 -Will you follow me? -To the ends of the Earth.
- 00:03:50,071 --> 00:03:51,875 Good, because that's where we're heading.
- 00:03:52,390 --> 00:03:54,204 You also might want to step inside.
- 00:03:54,853 --> 00:03:57,190 Weirdness wave!
- 00:04:05,386 --> 00:04:08,870 Ah! Abuelita, a tidal wave of madness just went over us.
- 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:10,933 <i>Oh, Soos, such an imagination.</i>
- 00:04:11,093 --> 00:04:13,768 Ah! You turned into a chair!
- 00:04:13,875 --> 00:04:15,395 Why don't you have a seat and relax?
- 00:04:15,528 --> 00:04:17,640 But what about you, and my friends?
- 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:20,070 I'll be fine. You go help the others.
- 00:04:20,248 --> 00:04:24,070 When the universe is broken, only one handyman can fix it.
- 00:04:24,462 --> 00:04:26,737 Mwah. I'm coming for you, friends.
- 00:04:26,968 --> 00:04:28,720 Time for a nap.
- 00:04:30,666 --> 00:04:32,862 Hey! That's it, goat.
- 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:35,590 It's time I threw you off this property for good!
- 00:04:40,231 --> 00:04:43,190 On second thought, I'm gonna run like a coward now.
- 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:50,408 Freedom, freedom!
- 00:04:52,524 --> 00:04:54,968 Okay, inmates, it's time to review your finger paintings.
- 00:04:55,377 --> 00:04:57,111 Good. Nice.
- 00:04:58,860 --> 00:05:00,871 Gideon, does this look like someone who's ready
- 00:05:00,924 --> 00:05:04,080 -to re-enter society? -Gideon's unappreciated in his time.
- 00:05:04,204 --> 00:05:05,964 Oh, Ghost Eyes, you're making me blush.
- 00:05:06,035 --> 00:05:08,213 Gideon makes prison life worth living.
- 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:10,231 <i>Gideon, Gideon...</i>
- 00:05:24,766 --> 00:05:27,437 Oh, my, Bill came through.
- 00:05:28,195 --> 00:05:30,150 <i>Ready to cause some havoc, boys?</i>
- 00:05:37,528 --> 00:05:39,546 Ah, my quantum destabilizer.
- 00:05:39,635 --> 00:05:41,635 I've been waiting a long time to use this.
- 00:05:41,750 --> 00:05:44,088 We're only gonna have one chance to take this shot.
- 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:50,231 <i>Steady. Steady. And...</i>
- 00:05:52,737 --> 00:05:54,230 I'm alive now.
- 00:05:57,626 --> 00:05:58,280 Oh, no!
- 00:06:01,726 --> 00:06:03,086 Well, well, well.
- 00:06:03,110 --> 00:06:06,177 And here I thought today couldn't get any better.
- 00:06:10,097 --> 00:06:11,368 Great-uncle Ford!
- 00:06:12,231 --> 00:06:13,982 Dipper, take my journals.
- 00:06:16,150 --> 00:06:19,137 Listen. I know of one other way to defeat Bill. It's...
- 00:06:20,070 --> 00:06:21,875 Oh, no, Dipper, run! Get down!
- 00:06:22,071 --> 00:06:23,909 Good old Six Fingers.
- 00:06:23,910 --> 00:06:28,284 I've been waiting an eternity to have a chat face to face.
- 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:32,346 Everyone, this Armageddon wouldn't be possible
- 00:06:32,417 --> 00:06:33,786 without help from our friend here.
- 00:06:33,893 --> 00:06:35,608 Give him a six-fingered hand.
- 00:06:36,850 --> 00:06:38,168 <i>This brainiac is the one</i>
- 00:06:38,260 --> 00:06:40,160 <i>who built the portal in the first place.</i>
- 00:06:40,666 --> 00:06:44,017 Don't look so sour, Fordsie. It's not too late to join me.
- 00:06:44,142 --> 00:06:47,128 With that extra finger, you'd fit right in with my freaks.
- 00:06:47,838 --> 00:06:51,757 I'll die before I join you! I know your weakness, Bill.
- 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:53,520 Oh, yeah? And I know a riddle.
- 00:06:53,564 --> 00:06:56,408 -Why did the old man do this? -This?
- 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:02,835 Because I needed a new back scratcher.
- 00:07:08,417 --> 00:07:09,830 <i>That's enough!</i>
- 00:07:10,168 --> 00:07:14,631 -Hand over my uncle, or else! -Now isn't this...
- 00:07:14,853 --> 00:07:16,595 interesting?
- 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:19,368 My old puppet is back for an encore.
- 00:07:19,466 --> 00:07:21,226 You think you can stop me?
- 00:07:21,368 --> 00:07:23,589 Go ahead, Pine Tree, show me what you got.
- 00:07:23,590 --> 00:07:26,417 I... Uh...
- 00:07:26,478 --> 00:07:28,285 "I, um, I..." Do it, kid.
- 00:07:28,319 --> 00:07:30,786 Do some brilliant thing that takes me down right now.
- 00:07:30,820 --> 00:07:33,724 What do you got, Pine Tree? Everyone's waiting. Do it!
- 00:07:33,795 --> 00:07:35,750 Bill!!
- 00:07:42,968 --> 00:07:45,955 That's right. Don't be a hero, kid.
- 00:07:46,035 --> 00:07:48,613 This is what happens to heroes in my world.
- 00:07:51,795 --> 00:07:55,528 -No! The journals! -Not much of a threat now, are you?
- 00:07:55,804 --> 00:07:58,675 Now can anyone remind me why we came here?
- 00:07:58,790 --> 00:08:00,435 To get weird!
- 00:08:00,657 --> 00:08:03,120 That's right. VIP party at the Fearamid.
- 00:08:03,226 --> 00:08:05,022 Oh, and 8 Ball, Teeth, you've earned a treat.
- 00:08:05,102 --> 00:08:06,773 -Have the kid for a snack. -Huh?
- 00:08:08,737 --> 00:08:11,430 Hench maniacs, roll out!
- 00:08:14,250 --> 00:08:15,850 Let's get out of here, Bill.
- 00:08:27,653 --> 00:08:30,275 So you wanna eat him or something?
- 00:08:30,346 --> 00:08:32,008 Oh, definitely. Let's eat him.
- 00:08:38,328 --> 00:08:41,075 <i>We're day three in this strange cataclysmic event</i>
- 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:42,737 <i>which some are calling Weirdmageddon,</i>
- 00:08:42,791 --> 00:08:44,090 <i>or the Odd-pocalypse.</i>
- 00:08:44,382 --> 00:08:46,773 <i>Weather today calls for black clouds, blood rain,</i>
- 00:08:46,835 --> 00:08:49,928 <i>and frequent showers of eyeball bats turning people into stone.</i>
- 00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:53,182 <i>I'm Shondra Jiminez, and I ate a rat for dinner.</i>
- 00:08:54,622 --> 00:08:55,920 Mabel, it's me.
- 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:57,591 So far, I've eluded capture,
- 00:08:57,635 --> 00:09:00,302 but I haven't been able to find you or Stan anywhere.
- 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:02,613 I don't know if you can hear me, but wherever you are,
- 00:09:02,693 --> 00:09:04,862 whatever happens, I'm going to find you.
- 00:09:08,257 --> 00:09:10,488 The mall! Maybe they're hiding in there.
- 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:20,773 <i>-Oh, no. -Hey. Hey, you.</i>
- 00:09:20,933 --> 00:09:22,124 <i>Hey, I wanna talk to you.</i>
- 00:09:22,311 --> 00:09:24,480 I wanna talk to you about going inside my mouth.
- 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:26,320 I think you wanna get in here.
- 00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:28,657 Hey, you! Hey, I'm talkin' to you, man!
- 00:09:28,791 --> 00:09:30,675 <i>You don't have to make a big deal outta this.</i>
- 00:09:30,746 --> 00:09:32,542 <i>Hello. Hello!</i>
- 00:09:32,951 --> 00:09:34,773 <i>Why are you just ignoring me?</i>
- 00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:38,622 <i>That's seriously rude to just ignore someone like that.</i>
- 00:09:43,591 --> 00:09:45,973 Stan! Mabel!
- 00:09:48,151 --> 00:09:50,124 Maybe at least I can get something to eat.
- 00:09:50,862 --> 00:09:52,986 The last nachos on Earth.
- 00:09:53,813 --> 00:09:57,040 -Help! The nachos tricked me! -Dipper?
- 00:09:57,306 --> 00:09:58,888 Wendy? Oh, no.
- 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:01,333 You've been transformed into some sort of tree monster.
- 00:10:01,502 --> 00:10:03,111 It's just camouflage.
- 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:05,315 My dad made me and my brothers do apocalypse training
- 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:06,711 every year instead of Christmas.
- 00:10:06,764 --> 00:10:08,835 Guess it's sort of cool their paranoia paid off.
- 00:10:10,373 --> 00:10:13,111 Nice! Bat meat. Let me get that for you.
- 00:10:14,755 --> 00:10:16,728 Wendy, I'm so glad to find you.
- 00:10:17,288 --> 00:10:19,057 I thought everyone I knew was gone.
- 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:22,186 Hey, hey, it's okay. We have each other now.
- 00:10:22,826 --> 00:10:25,448 And Toby Determined, who I accidentally mistook for a monster.
- 00:10:25,715 --> 00:10:28,871 This just in: This arrow in my shoulder.
- 00:10:29,155 --> 00:10:30,826 We shouldn't stay out in the open for too long.
- 00:10:30,924 --> 00:10:32,000 Let me show you my hideout.
- 00:10:38,106 --> 00:10:40,488 We were playing Truth Or Dare in the cemetery when it happened.
- 00:10:40,782 --> 00:10:43,804 The eyeballs froze Nate, Lee, Tambry and Thompson.
- 00:10:45,173 --> 00:10:47,982 Robbie almost got away, but had to pause to take a selfie.
- 00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:48,986 What about you?
- 00:10:49,155 --> 00:10:51,351 I was in a fight with Mabel when it happened.
- 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:54,410 Uncle Ford asked to be his apprentice after the summer was over.
- 00:10:54,808 --> 00:10:56,755 But that would mean I wouldn't go back home.
- 00:10:56,968 --> 00:10:59,182 It would mean growing up without Mabel.
- 00:10:59,342 --> 00:11:01,955 -Oh, dude. -Mabel didn't take it well,
- 00:11:02,097 --> 00:11:03,813 and she ran off into the forest.
- 00:11:03,893 --> 00:11:05,880 She couldn't even look me in the eye.
- 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:10,124 Come on, let's get some fresh air. Toby, you watch the camp.
- 00:11:10,220 --> 00:11:14,551 Don't call me Toby anymore. Call me Bodacious T.
- 00:11:14,791 --> 00:11:16,355 No one will ever call you that.
- 00:11:21,413 --> 00:11:23,288 End of the world. Man.
- 00:11:23,528 --> 00:11:26,408 Those death metal album covers got it shockingly right.
- 00:11:26,666 --> 00:11:28,888 You know, I used to think I could get out of anything.
- 00:11:29,048 --> 00:11:31,386 But this? The journals are destroyed,
- 00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:34,488 Ford is captured, and I can't find my family anywhere.
- 00:11:34,693 --> 00:11:37,493 Bill said it himself. There's no room for heroes out here.
- 00:11:38,177 --> 00:11:41,120 -We lost. -Look, dude, it's not over yet.
- 00:11:41,262 --> 00:11:42,844 You've beaten Bill twice before.
- 00:11:42,915 --> 00:11:46,195 -Why is this time any different? -'Cause then, I had Mabel.
- 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,017 Then you need to get Mabel back.
- 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:50,728 Look, this summer, I've seen some amazing things,
- 00:11:50,817 --> 00:11:53,128 but nothing as amazing as you and your sister.
- 00:11:53,253 --> 00:11:54,560 <i>I don't know if it's dumb luck,</i>
- 00:11:54,693 --> 00:11:56,560 <i>or Yin and Yang or whatever,</i>
- 00:11:56,746 --> 00:11:58,222 but when you two work together,
- 00:11:58,266 --> 00:12:00,426 there's nothing you two can't accomplish.
- 00:12:00,515 --> 00:12:04,008 You just need to make up and team up, and save the universe.
- 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:05,431 But how will I ever find her?
- 00:12:10,711 --> 00:12:12,860 <i>The shooting star from Mabel's sweater!</i>
- 00:12:13,484 --> 00:12:16,942 -She's in there. I know it. -Whoa, is that like twin ESP?
- 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:19,271 No, we don't have that. But we do have this thing
- 00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:21,600 where our allergies totally act up at the same time.
- 00:12:23,582 --> 00:12:25,226 Mabel needs us.
- 00:12:26,773 --> 00:12:29,031 How are we gonna get out there without being caught?
- 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:30,600 I have an idea.
- 00:12:38,684 --> 00:12:41,475 <i>Spin that person, spin that person.</i>
- 00:12:41,617 --> 00:12:43,342 <i>Spin that person.</i>
- 00:12:47,893 --> 00:12:49,111 Go nuts, guys.
- 00:12:49,191 --> 00:12:52,062 When we're done partying, I unveil phase two.
- 00:12:52,426 --> 00:12:54,275 <i>Open up. This is the police.</i>
- 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:55,662 <i>Time police.</i>
- 00:12:56,284 --> 00:12:59,057 Just play it cool. Ditch the time punch. Let me do the talking.
- 00:13:02,151 --> 00:13:05,499 Bill Cipher, you are in violation of the rules of Spacetime,
- 00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:07,600 and possessing the body of a time officer.
- 00:13:07,733 --> 00:13:10,110 My body is a temple. How dare you?
- 00:13:10,302 --> 00:13:14,142 -Hear this, Cipher... -Ugh, Time Baby.
- 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:16,497 If your rip in this dimension continues,
- 00:13:16,631 --> 00:13:19,057 it could destroy the very fabric of existence.
- 00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:21,982 Surrender now or face my tantrum.
- 00:13:22,417 --> 00:13:26,177 Oh, no, a tantrum. Whatever will I do about that?
- 00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:27,630 How about this?!
- 00:13:31,751 --> 00:13:32,888 Aw, snap!
- 00:13:33,004 --> 00:13:34,924 He just killed Time Baby.
- 00:13:37,662 --> 00:13:39,820 Oh, man, this has gone from bad to worse.
- 00:13:39,870 --> 00:13:41,528 I gotta get out of Time Dodge.
- 00:13:43,164 --> 00:13:45,893 Boss, the Pine Tree kid got away before we could eat him.
- 00:13:45,982 --> 00:13:48,204 Are you worried he might try to cause some trouble?
- 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:50,460 Yeah, trouble with Mabel's bubble?
- 00:13:50,675 --> 00:13:54,746 Ha! I'm not worried. I've got someone on the case.
- 00:14:00,190 --> 00:14:04,346 The abandoned auto mart. Free cars, ripe for the hot wiring.
- 00:14:04,542 --> 00:14:06,453 We have found our ride to Mabel.
- 00:14:06,871 --> 00:14:10,115 Wonder if they have a tank. I always wanted to drive a tank.
- 00:14:10,435 --> 00:14:12,506 I can't believe this place is just abandoned.
- 00:14:13,013 --> 00:14:16,960 Oh, an air freshener. Finally, I'll smell like a person.
- 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:19,180 Stealy, stealy. Ah!
- 00:14:19,653 --> 00:14:22,551 Huh, it's gonna take more than one dart to keep me...
- 00:14:24,940 --> 00:14:26,220 Oh, no. Tony!
- 00:14:26,270 --> 00:14:28,702 Was it Tony? I can never remember his name.
- 00:14:32,860 --> 00:14:36,764 Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a pair of ground walkers.
- 00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:40,240 Ha ha, "ground walkers." Ain't got no wheels.
- 00:14:42,106 --> 00:14:43,786 Listen, discount auto warriors.
- 00:14:43,902 --> 00:14:45,662 We just wanna make it to that bubble out East.
- 00:14:45,733 --> 00:14:47,400 We have no quarrel with you.
- 00:14:47,555 --> 00:14:51,573 <i>Oh, but that's where you're wrong. Hands where I can see 'em.</i>
- 00:14:51,964 --> 00:14:54,426 <i>Y'all fellers ain't goin' nowhere.</i>
- 00:14:54,515 --> 00:14:58,186 -Y'all? -Fellers? Wait. Gideon?
- 00:14:58,240 --> 00:14:59,560 <i>That's Sheriff Gideon.</i>
- 00:14:59,610 --> 00:15:03,893 Under the authority of Bill Cipher, I place you two under arrest.
- 00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:06,810 Oh, hi, Wendy. Have we formally met?
- 00:15:10,850 --> 00:15:14,400 Ooh-wee. Look who the apocalypse dragged in.
- 00:15:14,568 --> 00:15:17,768 Y'all are in a 12-piece bucket of deep fried trouble now.
- 00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:19,377 Ghost Eyes, spittoon.
- 00:15:20,666 --> 00:15:23,573 -Ugh. It's Gideon. -And he's gotten folksier.
- 00:15:23,777 --> 00:15:26,791 My old pal Bill figured you might try to rescue Mabel,
- 00:15:27,004 --> 00:15:30,044 so he appointed me master of these wastelands,
- 00:15:30,168 --> 00:15:31,810 and keeper of the bubble.
- 00:15:32,017 --> 00:15:34,080 My sweet, precious Mabel's trapped inside,
- 00:15:34,186 --> 00:15:36,480 and I have the only key wrapped around my...
- 00:15:36,871 --> 00:15:38,337 well, I wouldn't call it a neck exactly.
- 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,257 Wrapped around this little pocket of fat under my head.
- 00:15:40,391 --> 00:15:42,659 Gideon, you have no right to keep her in there!
- 00:15:42,660 --> 00:15:44,790 Bill explained it to me nice and simple.
- 00:15:44,950 --> 00:15:47,555 She was always destined to be mine, and now that
- 00:15:47,653 --> 00:15:49,570 <i>I have her in a cage, she'll learn to love me.</i>
- 00:15:49,768 --> 00:15:51,875 <i>I have an eternity to wait.</i>
- 00:15:52,026 --> 00:15:55,697 Ghost Eyes, ready to escort our friends to Bill's dungeon?
- 00:15:56,186 --> 00:15:58,791 -No. Hey! -This isn't gonna work, Gideon.
- 00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:00,506 Oh? And why's that?
- 00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:02,400 Because after I break Ghost Eyes' arm,
- 00:16:02,488 --> 00:16:03,955 and steal that key from your neck,
- 00:16:04,008 --> 00:16:05,582 I'm gonna wear your butt on my foot
- 00:16:05,662 --> 00:16:07,173 like a rhinestone slipper.
- 00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:10,977 And what makes you think you can do all that?
- 00:16:11,075 --> 00:16:13,155 'Cause I'm a flippin' Corduroy!
- 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:19,902 Ghost Eyes, my hench angel.
- 00:16:22,346 --> 00:16:23,410 Get back!
- 00:16:23,964 --> 00:16:26,850 Get back, or I will drop-kick him, I swear.
- 00:16:27,333 --> 00:16:29,484 You'll never get away with this, you hear me?
- 00:16:29,715 --> 00:16:31,928 Guess what? We already did.
- 00:16:33,582 --> 00:16:36,017 Wendy, you're the coolest person I know.
- 00:16:36,097 --> 00:16:37,840 I know, dude. Tell me about it later.
- 00:16:40,370 --> 00:16:41,511 After them!
- 00:16:43,226 --> 00:16:45,600 -You want your baby seat? -Yes, please.
- 00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:50,010 We are not letting them get Mabel.
- 00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:52,770 <i>Discount Auto Mart warriors, roll out!</i>
- 00:17:00,890 --> 00:17:03,410 Okay, all we have to do is outrace Gideon's henchmen,
- 00:17:03,460 --> 00:17:05,724 unlock the bubble, save Mabel, save the world.
- 00:17:06,450 --> 00:17:08,515 Quick question: did you ever get your driver's license?
- 00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:10,613 Definitely not. Arm!
- 00:17:19,048 --> 00:17:21,137 -I can't let 'em free Mabel. -Remind me why you're
- 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,253 keeping your girlfriend in a prison bubble again.
- 00:17:23,306 --> 00:17:26,053 Have we, the prisoners, become the wardens?
- 00:17:26,106 --> 00:17:28,097 She loves me! She just doesn't know it yet.
- 00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:31,546 -Now quit the philosophy. -Sorry. It was my major.
- 00:17:34,577 --> 00:17:36,755 Ha! Weirdness bubble blockin' the path.
- 00:17:36,951 --> 00:17:38,986 Ooh-wee! We got 'em now.
- 00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:40,770 Watch it. Go around that bubble field.
- 00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:43,280 No way around. Hold on! We're goin' through.
- 00:17:43,351 --> 00:17:44,610 What's even in there?
- 00:17:58,808 --> 00:17:59,840 That was horrible.
- 00:17:59,902 --> 00:18:02,355 Here comes another one, dude. Brace yourself!
- 00:18:22,764 --> 00:18:25,697 Wendy, we're almost there. We just have to make that jump.
- 00:18:26,586 --> 00:18:29,075 Total lack of driver's training, don't fail me now.
- 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:51,810 So close.
- 00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:55,626 Mabel... I'm... almost there.
- 00:19:00,817 --> 00:19:02,369 Hey, Dipper. How's it hangin'?
- 00:19:02,370 --> 00:19:04,370 -Soos! -Uh. Soos?
- 00:19:04,420 --> 00:19:06,410 Handyman of the apocalypse, at your service.
- 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,657 Soos, how'd you... where'd you...
- 00:19:08,782 --> 00:19:10,970 I've been wandering the plains like a desperado,
- 00:19:11,010 --> 00:19:11,724 helping strangers.
- 00:19:11,795 --> 00:19:13,840 I guess there are some folk songs about me now.
- 00:19:14,050 --> 00:19:15,253 Let me see what the damage is here.
- 00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:18,951 -The good news is, your arm is okay. -So what's the bad news?
- 00:19:18,986 --> 00:19:20,791 Bad news is, we're surrounded, dudes.
- 00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:25,786 Ooh-wee! I daresay you almost had
- 00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:27,137 a jump on me there for a second.
- 00:19:27,191 --> 00:19:29,569 But this ain't your Gravity Falls anymore.
- 00:19:29,570 --> 00:19:31,250 Out here, I win.
- 00:19:36,930 --> 00:19:38,951 Bill's hench bats will be here any minute
- 00:19:39,057 --> 00:19:41,920 to retrieve y'all. Mabel's mine now!
- 00:19:45,422 --> 00:19:48,044 -Is she? -Well, yeah. I have her trapped.
- 00:19:48,204 --> 00:19:49,724 Ergo, Mabel is mine.
- 00:19:49,928 --> 00:19:52,826 Gideon, listen to me. If I've learned anything this summer,
- 00:19:52,888 --> 00:19:55,137 it's that you can't force someone to love you.
- 00:19:57,155 --> 00:20:00,497 The best you can do is strive to be someone worthy of loving.
- 00:20:00,613 --> 00:20:03,982 Oh, I'm worthy of lovin'. These prisoners love me.
- 00:20:05,075 --> 00:20:07,440 But Mabel doesn't, because you're selfish.
- 00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:08,897 But you can change!
- 00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:10,773 Bill thinks there's no heroes in this world,
- 00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:14,410 <i>but if we work together and fight back, we can defeat him.</i>
- 00:20:14,648 --> 00:20:16,186 You wanna be Mabel's hero?
- 00:20:16,266 --> 00:20:18,862 Stand up to Bill and let us save her!
- 00:20:19,050 --> 00:20:19,991 That's crazy.
- 00:20:20,133 --> 00:20:22,209 You know what Bill would do to me if that happens?
- 00:20:22,210 --> 00:20:24,577 -You scared of Bill? -No, I just...
- 00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:26,711 It's a complicated situation.
- 00:20:26,930 --> 00:20:30,689 Look inside, Gideon. If all this is for Mabel,
- 00:20:30,690 --> 00:20:33,493 then ask yourself what Mabel would want you to do.
- 00:20:40,170 --> 00:20:44,129 -Dipper, will you tell her what I did? -Of course.
- 00:20:44,130 --> 00:20:45,937 I hope you're right about this.
- 00:20:47,010 --> 00:20:48,311 Guys, new plan!
- 00:20:48,364 --> 00:20:50,186 Bill's minions are gonna be on us in seconds.
- 00:20:50,284 --> 00:20:53,226 But I'm not gonna let that dumb triangle be the warden of me.
- 00:20:53,297 --> 00:20:55,610 Y'all ready for a good, old-fashioned prison brawl?
- 00:20:55,650 --> 00:20:58,524 -We're behind you for life, brother. -Fighting children is boring.
- 00:20:58,613 --> 00:21:00,515 Fighting a chaos god sounds fun.
- 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:03,733 Let's do this! Henchmen, roll out!
- 00:21:09,315 --> 00:21:11,850 Whew! And I thought I was gonna have to throw down.
- 00:21:13,422 --> 00:21:14,702 Okay. Remember, guys,
- 00:21:14,835 --> 00:21:17,102 this is a prison bubble designed by Bill.
- 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,377 We've gotta prepare ourselves for what we find in here.
- 00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:21,330 Whatever it is, we'll do it together.
- 00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:23,093 -For Mabel. -For Mabel.
- 00:21:23,610 --> 00:21:24,524 For Mabel.
- 00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,351 Anybody wanna get in my mouth?
- 00:21:39,555 --> 00:21:40,986 I'm a big, I'm a big.
- 00:21:41,075 --> 00:21:43,013 I'm a big, hungry monster here.
- 00:21:43,066 --> 00:21:44,719 I would really appreciate it
- 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:45,546 if someone...
- 00:21:45,608 --> 00:21:46,426 You, ma'am, you, ma'am,
- 00:21:46,497 --> 00:21:48,417 how would you like to get in my...
- 00:21:48,853 --> 00:21:51,740 Anybod... Hello! Hey, sir, sir.
- 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:54,610 Ugh, false alarm. It's just a bird.
- 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:55,651 Not one person.
- 00:21:55,750 --> 00:21:58,204 Not one person is got in my mouth.
- 00:21:58,444 --> 00:22:00,648 I don't care anymore, I just...
- 00:22:01,751 --> 00:22:03,342 I'd call my mother.
- 00:00:02,791 --> 00:00:03,937 Наконец-то!
- 00:00:04,080 --> 00:00:06,453 Наконец-то это произошло!
- 00:00:08,284 --> 00:00:11,706 Реальная плоть? Никто не возражает?!
- 00:00:14,222 --> 00:00:16,071 О! Что случилось?
- 00:00:16,940 --> 00:00:19,057 Ой, господи, плохо дело!
- 00:00:21,876 --> 00:00:25,634 На самом деле плохо! Парни, тут чрезвычайная ситуация!
- 00:00:29,470 --> 00:00:30,151 Что?
- 00:00:30,817 --> 00:00:31,848 Чё?
- 00:00:33,980 --> 00:00:36,373 Слушайте, вы, одножизненные,
- 00:00:36,462 --> 00:00:38,897 трех-размерные, пяти-чувственные обтянутые кожей людишки.
- 00:00:39,022 --> 00:00:41,020 Триллион лет я был заперт
- 00:00:41,070 --> 00:00:42,506 в своем гниющем измерении
- 00:00:42,622 --> 00:00:45,084 и ждал, когда смогу присвоить себе новую вселенную.
- 00:00:45,208 --> 00:00:47,013 Меня зовут Билл, но вы можете звать меня
- 00:00:47,075 --> 00:00:49,386 новым вечным повелителем.
- 00:00:52,540 --> 00:00:54,951 А теперь встречайте моих друзей – преступников
- 00:00:55,013 --> 00:00:56,888 и мерзавцев всех мастей:
- 00:00:57,236 --> 00:00:59,155 Восьмерка. Криптос.
- 00:00:59,911 --> 00:01:01,980 Тот, чьё имя нельзя называть!
- 00:01:02,435 --> 00:01:04,791 Да наплевать! Это Зантар.
- 00:01:04,888 --> 00:01:07,137 А также Зубы, Замочник, Шестигран, Аморфик,
- 00:01:07,226 --> 00:01:09,710 Пираньята, Тихушник и Эти Парни!
- 00:01:09,740 --> 00:01:11,777 Теперь это наш город, ребята!
- 00:01:14,817 --> 00:01:17,813 Вот что я скажу, мерзкий дьявольский треугольник!
- 00:01:17,964 --> 00:01:22,284 Как мэр, я требую чтобы вы убрались отсюда!
- 00:01:22,373 --> 00:01:24,880 Да! Одноглазые мне не нравятся.
- 00:01:25,020 --> 00:01:26,400 Мы не любим иногородних.
- 00:01:26,533 --> 00:01:28,910 А не таких, как мы, мы дубасим!
- 00:01:29,137 --> 00:01:31,262 Ну, а я, будучи богатым капиталистом,
- 00:01:31,324 --> 00:01:32,960 приветствую вашу тиранию!
- 00:01:33,013 --> 00:01:35,920 Возьмите меня одним из ваших всадников апокалипсиса?
- 00:01:35,964 --> 00:01:37,540 -Пап! -Помолчи, милая,
- 00:01:37,608 --> 00:01:38,619 взрослые говорят.
- 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:40,240 Отличное предложение!
- 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:43,370 А вот встречное – поменять местами отверстия на твоём лице.
- 00:01:51,350 --> 00:01:54,500 Дурланд! Мой бесценный помощник Дурланд! Нет!
- 00:01:54,728 --> 00:01:56,906 Пора сделать перестановочку!
- 00:01:56,977 --> 00:01:59,573 Мне нужен какой-нибудь завалящий замок!
- 00:02:02,460 --> 00:02:05,280 А теперь, пузыри истинного безумия.
- 00:02:08,471 --> 00:02:10,062 Это вечеринка без конца!
- 00:02:10,190 --> 00:02:12,826 Времени нет, здравый смысл испарился!
- 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:16,631 Всё сущее встало с ног на голову, и теперь я тут главный!
- 00:02:16,897 --> 00:02:20,160 Добро пожаловать в Странногеддон!
- 00:02:41,484 --> 00:02:44,584 ВОСЬМЁРКА
- 00:02:44,608 --> 00:02:45,708 ЗУБЫ
- 00:02:45,732 --> 00:02:46,832 ЗАМОЧНИК
- 00:02:46,856 --> 00:02:48,156 ШЕСТИГРАН
- 00:02:57,280 --> 00:02:59,050 ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ
- 00:03:01,004 --> 00:03:02,750 Вот значит, как заканчивается свет!
- 00:03:02,897 --> 00:03:05,626 Не большим взрывом, а просто... ку-ку...
- 00:03:05,724 --> 00:03:07,022 Это – Странногеддон.
- 00:03:11,288 --> 00:03:13,946 -С дороги, дылда! -Мы, всё-таки, тут убегаем!
- 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:15,910 Сфера разбита!
- 00:03:16,010 --> 00:03:19,880 С каждой минутой Билл становится всё сильнее, и его мир проникает в наш!
- 00:03:20,127 --> 00:03:22,877 Мэйбл! Наверное, сфера разбилась у неё в рюкзаке!
- 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:25,120 Ей грозит опасность! Надо её найти!
- 00:03:25,271 --> 00:03:26,720 Мэйбл! Ответь, Мэйбл!
- 00:03:26,826 --> 00:03:29,484 -Мэйбл! -Диппер! Послушай!
- 00:03:29,573 --> 00:03:32,568 Твою сестру мы найдём позже, сейчас нужно остановить Билла!
- 00:03:32,666 --> 00:03:34,862 Если загоним его туда, откуда он пришёл
- 00:03:34,951 --> 00:03:36,444 тогда, возможно, нам удастся остановить
- 00:03:36,515 --> 00:03:38,968 безумие, поглощающее нашу планету.
- 00:03:39,137 --> 00:03:41,644 Дядя, а ты уверен, что Билла, вообще, можно победить?
- 00:03:41,742 --> 00:03:44,419 Нет! Я не уверен. Но герои продолжают
- 00:03:44,420 --> 00:03:46,426 сражаться, даже если кажется, что шансов нет!
- 00:03:46,693 --> 00:03:49,884 -Ты пойдешь со мной? -Хоть на самый край света!
- 00:03:50,071 --> 00:03:51,875 Хорошо! Туда мы и отправимся!
- 00:03:52,390 --> 00:03:54,204 А сейчас лучше зайти внутрь дома.
- 00:03:54,853 --> 00:03:57,190 Волна безумия!
- 00:04:05,386 --> 00:04:08,870 Бабулита! Над нами только что прошла волна безумия.
- 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:10,933 О, Зус, какое воображение!
- 00:04:11,093 --> 00:04:13,768 Бабуля, ты стала креслом!
- 00:04:13,875 --> 00:04:15,395 Ну так присядь и расслабься!
- 00:04:15,528 --> 00:04:17,640 Но как быть с тобой и с друзьями?
- 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:20,070 За меня не волнуйся! Помогай друзьям!
- 00:04:20,248 --> 00:04:24,070 Если вселенная сломалась, только один человек может её починить!
- 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,730 Я бегу на помощь, ребята!
- 00:04:26,968 --> 00:04:28,720 Можно и вздремнуть.
- 00:04:30,666 --> 00:04:32,862 Отстань! Всё, козёл!
- 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:35,590 Щас ты вылетишь отсюда, как пробка из бутылки!
- 00:04:40,231 --> 00:04:43,190 Хотя, если подумать, наверное, я уползу, как трус!
- 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:50,408 Свобода, свобода, бить!
- 00:04:51,730 --> 00:04:52,530 ТЮРЬМА
- 00:04:52,590 --> 00:04:54,960 Теперь мы посмотрим на ваши рисунки!
- 00:04:55,377 --> 00:04:57,111 Хорошо. Мило.
- 00:04:58,860 --> 00:05:01,940 Гидеон, хочешь сказать, что ты готов вернуться в общество?
- 00:05:02,060 --> 00:05:04,080 Просто Гидеон опередил своё время!
- 00:05:04,204 --> 00:05:05,964 Ой, Мертвый глаз, ты меня засмущал.
- 00:05:06,035 --> 00:05:08,213 Благодаря Гидеону в тюряге можно жить.
- 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:10,231 Гидеон! Гидеон!
- 00:05:24,766 --> 00:05:27,437 Надо же! У Билла получилось!
- 00:05:28,195 --> 00:05:30,150 Ну, что, устроим тут хаос?
- 00:05:37,528 --> 00:05:39,546 Мой квантовый дистабилизатор!
- 00:05:39,635 --> 00:05:41,635 Давно хотел его опробовать!
- 00:05:41,750 --> 00:05:44,088 У нас будет только одна попытка выстрелить!
- 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:50,231 Аккуратненько, аккуратненько и...
- 00:05:52,737 --> 00:05:54,230 А я теперь живой!
- 00:05:57,626 --> 00:05:58,280 О, нет!
- 00:06:01,726 --> 00:06:03,086 Так, так, так,
- 00:06:03,110 --> 00:06:06,177 а я уж думал, приятных сюрпризов не будет!
- 00:06:10,097 --> 00:06:11,368 Дедушка Форд!
- 00:06:12,231 --> 00:06:13,982 Диппер, возьми дневники!
- 00:06:16,150 --> 00:06:19,137 Слушай: есть еще один способ победить Билла. Это...
- 00:06:20,070 --> 00:06:21,875 О, боже! Диппер, быстро беги вниз!
- 00:06:22,071 --> 00:06:23,909 Старина Шестопал!
- 00:06:23,910 --> 00:06:28,284 Я ждал целую вечность, чтобы с тобой поболтать.
- 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:33,830 Народ! Этим Армагеддоном мы обязаны нашему другу!
- 00:06:33,893 --> 00:06:35,608 Аплодисменты Шестопалу!
- 00:06:36,850 --> 00:06:40,230 Дело в том, что портал построил именно этот мудрила!
- 00:06:40,666 --> 00:06:44,017 Ты чего такой кислый, Форди? Ты еще можешь присоединиться.
- 00:06:44,142 --> 00:06:47,128 С лишними пальцами ты впишешься в банду.
- 00:06:47,838 --> 00:06:51,757 Ни за что, уж лучше я умру! Я знаю, в чём твоя слабость, Билл!
- 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:53,520 Да ну? А я знаю загадку!
- 00:06:53,564 --> 00:06:56,408 -Зачем старик скрючил пальцы? -Так?
- 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:02,835 Затем, что мне нужна чесалка для спины!
- 00:07:08,417 --> 00:07:09,830 Ну, всё, хватит!
- 00:07:10,168 --> 00:07:14,631 -Отпусти моего дядю! А не то... -Ой, ты смотри как
- 00:07:14,853 --> 00:07:16,595 интересно!
- 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:19,368 Моя носочная кукла вышла на бис.
- 00:07:19,466 --> 00:07:21,226 Ты решил бросить мне вызов?
- 00:07:21,368 --> 00:07:23,589 Ну, давай, ёлка, покажи, на что способен.
- 00:07:23,590 --> 00:07:26,317 Я... я...
- 00:07:26,410 --> 00:07:27,350 ЕСЛИ ОН МАТЕРИАЛИЗУЕТСЯ, ВСЁ КОНЧЕНО!
- 00:07:27,410 --> 00:07:28,280 Ни бэ, ни мэ, да? Давай!
- 00:07:28,319 --> 00:07:30,786 Сбацай что-нибудь!
- 00:07:30,820 --> 00:07:33,724 Ну, что ты можешь, ёлка? Мы все ждём. Давай!
- 00:07:33,795 --> 00:07:35,750 Билл!
- 00:07:42,968 --> 00:07:45,955 Вот так! Брось геройствовать!
- 00:07:46,035 --> 00:07:48,613 Вот, что случается с героями в моём мире.
- 00:07:51,795 --> 00:07:55,528 -Нет! Дневники! -Теперь нечем мне угрожать, да?
- 00:07:55,804 --> 00:07:58,675 А ну-ка, напомните мне, зачем мы здесь?
- 00:07:58,790 --> 00:08:00,435 Чтобы отжигать!
- 00:08:00,657 --> 00:08:03,120 Именно! Вечеринка в Страхо-рамиде!
- 00:08:03,226 --> 00:08:05,022 Восьмерка, Зубы, награждаю.
- 00:08:05,102 --> 00:08:06,773 Можете съесть мальчишку.
- 00:08:08,737 --> 00:08:11,430 Маньяко-монстры, погнали!
- 00:08:14,250 --> 00:08:16,230 Поехали отсюда, Билл.
- 00:08:27,653 --> 00:08:30,275 Ну, как? Сожрём его или еще что?
- 00:08:30,346 --> 00:08:32,008 Однозначно! Давай сожрем.
- 00:08:38,328 --> 00:08:41,075 Итак, идёт третий день странного катаклизма,
- 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:42,737 который называют Странногеддон
- 00:08:42,791 --> 00:08:44,090 или Безумнопокалипсис.
- 00:08:44,382 --> 00:08:46,773 И о погоде. Ожидаются черные облака, кровавый дождь,
- 00:08:46,835 --> 00:08:49,928 местами с летучими глазами, обращающими людей в камень.
- 00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:53,182 Я – Шандра Хименес, и на ужин я съела крысу.
- 00:08:54,622 --> 00:08:55,920 Мэйбл, это я, приём!
- 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:57,591 Пока что я еще живой,
- 00:08:57,635 --> 00:09:00,302 но никак не могу найти ни тебя, ни дядю Стэна, никого!
- 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:02,613 Не знаю, слышишь ли ты меня, просто знай,
- 00:09:02,693 --> 00:09:04,862 что бы ни случилось, я всё равно тебя найду!
- 00:09:08,257 --> 00:09:10,488 Магазин! Может, они там прячутся.
- 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:20,773 -О, нет! -Эй, эй, ты!
- 00:09:20,933 --> 00:09:22,124 Слышь, надо поговорить.
- 00:09:22,311 --> 00:09:24,480 Мне нужно, чтобы ты залез ко мне в рот!
- 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:26,320 Ты, ты же и сам этого хочешь!
- 00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:28,657 Паренёк, я с тобой разговариваю!
- 00:09:28,791 --> 00:09:30,675 Не надо только истерику устраивать!
- 00:09:30,746 --> 00:09:32,542 Алё! Алё!
- 00:09:32,951 --> 00:09:34,773 Ты не слышишь меня что ли?!
- 00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:38,622 Невежливо делать вид, что не слышишь, когда с тобой говорят.
- 00:09:43,591 --> 00:09:45,973 Стэн! Мэйбл!
- 00:09:48,151 --> 00:09:50,124 О, ну, наконец-то, хоть что-то поем!
- 00:09:50,862 --> 00:09:52,986 Это последние начос на земле.
- 00:09:53,813 --> 00:09:57,040 -Помогите! Меня поймали начос! -Диппер?
- 00:09:57,306 --> 00:09:58,888 Венди? О, боже!
- 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:01,333 Тебя превратили в древесное чудовище?!
- 00:10:01,502 --> 00:10:03,111 Ха, нет, это камуфляж!
- 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:05,315 Мой папа устраивал нам тренировки конца света
- 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:06,711 на каждое Рождество!
- 00:10:06,764 --> 00:10:08,835 Круто, что его паранойя была не напрасна!
- 00:10:10,373 --> 00:10:13,111 Есть! Мышиное мясо! Я тебя освобожу.
- 00:10:14,755 --> 00:10:16,728 Венди, как я рад, что нашел тебя!
- 00:10:17,288 --> 00:10:19,057 Я думал, что все наши погибли.
- 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:22,186 Дип, Дип, успокойся! Теперь мы с тобой вдвоем!
- 00:10:22,826 --> 00:10:25,448 Плюс Тоби Решительный, я приняла его за чудовище.
- 00:10:25,715 --> 00:10:28,871 Свежие новости: у меня в руке торчит стрела!
- 00:10:29,155 --> 00:10:30,826 Нельзя стоять на открытом месте!
- 00:10:30,924 --> 00:10:32,000 Идёмте в убежище.
- 00:10:32,250 --> 00:10:34,260 НЕ ВХОДИТЬ
- 00:10:38,106 --> 00:10:40,488 Когда это случилось, мы тусовались на кладбище!
- 00:10:40,782 --> 00:10:43,804 Глаза заморозили Нейта, Ли, Тэмбри и Томпсона!
- 00:10:45,173 --> 00:10:47,982 Робби почти спасся, но решил щёлкнуть селфи!
- 00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:48,986 А у тебя что?
- 00:10:49,155 --> 00:10:51,351 А я, как раз, в это время ссорился с Мэйбл!
- 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:54,410 Просто, дедушка Форд предложил мне стать его учеником.
- 00:10:54,808 --> 00:10:56,755 Это значило, что я не поеду домой,
- 00:10:56,968 --> 00:10:59,182 а ещё то, что мы с Мэйбл расстаёмся!
- 00:10:59,342 --> 00:11:01,955 -О, ничё себе. -Ну, и, естественно, Мэйбл расстроилась
- 00:11:02,097 --> 00:11:03,813 и убежала в лес!
- 00:11:03,893 --> 00:11:05,880 Она даже не посмотрела на меня.
- 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:10,124 Пошли! Давай прогуляемся! Тоби, за главного.
- 00:11:10,220 --> 00:11:14,551 Не называйте меня Тоби! Отныне я – «Отъявленный Ти»!
- 00:11:14,791 --> 00:11:16,355 Никто не будет тебя так звать!
- 00:11:21,413 --> 00:11:23,288 Конец света! Ужас.
- 00:11:23,528 --> 00:11:26,408 Один в один ожившие иллюстрации с дисков Дэт-метал!
- 00:11:26,660 --> 00:11:28,990 Раньше я думал, что справлюсь с чем угодно,
- 00:11:29,048 --> 00:11:31,386 но это… Все дневники сгорели,
- 00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:34,488 Форд захвачен, и я не могу найти своих родных!
- 00:11:34,693 --> 00:11:37,493 Всё, как сказал Билл: геройство больше тут не поможет!
- 00:11:38,177 --> 00:11:41,120 -Всё кончено. -Слышь, друг, ничего не кончено!
- 00:11:41,262 --> 00:11:42,844 Ты уже дважды побеждал Билла.
- 00:11:42,915 --> 00:11:46,195 -Что изменилось на этот раз?! -Тогда со мной была Мэйбл.
- 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,017 Ну, так, значит, нужно её вернуть!
- 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:50,728 Знаешь, летом было много всего потрясного,
- 00:11:50,817 --> 00:11:53,128 но самыми потрясными были вы с сестрой!
- 00:11:53,253 --> 00:11:54,560 Не знаю, что это: удача,
- 00:11:54,693 --> 00:11:56,560 инь-ян, или еще что-нибудь,
- 00:11:56,746 --> 00:11:58,222 но когда вы с ней вместе,
- 00:11:58,266 --> 00:12:00,426 для вас нет ничего невозможного!
- 00:12:00,515 --> 00:12:04,008 Просто, помиритесь, объединитесь и спасите нашу вселенную.
- 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:05,431 Да, но как же я её найду?
- 00:12:10,711 --> 00:12:12,860 Это комета со свитера Мэйбл!
- 00:12:13,484 --> 00:12:16,942 -Она внутри, я уверен! -У вас, типа, телепатическая связь?
- 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:19,271 Такой связи у нас нет! Но зато у нас с ней
- 00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:21,600 всегда одновременно бывает аллергия!
- 00:12:23,582 --> 00:12:25,226 Мы нужны Мэйбл!
- 00:12:26,773 --> 00:12:29,031 Как пробраться туда, чтоб нас не поймали?
- 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:30,600 Есть одна идейка!
- 00:12:38,684 --> 00:12:41,475 Крутись, крутись, крутись.
- 00:12:41,617 --> 00:12:43,342 Крутись.
- 00:12:47,893 --> 00:12:49,111 Отрывайтесь!
- 00:12:49,191 --> 00:12:52,062 Сразу после нашей вечерухи запускаю второй этап!
- 00:12:52,426 --> 00:12:54,275 Откройте. Это полиция.
- 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:55,662 Полиция времени!
- 00:12:56,284 --> 00:12:59,057 Да расслабьтесь! Сейчас разберемся. Говорить буду я.
- 00:13:02,151 --> 00:13:05,499 Билл Шифр, вы нарушили правила пространства и времени,
- 00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:07,600 и похитили тело нашего сотрудника.
- 00:13:07,733 --> 00:13:10,110 Моё тело – священный храм! Как ты посмел!
- 00:13:10,302 --> 00:13:14,142 -Слушай меня, Шифр. -Дитя времени.
- 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:16,497 Если разрыв в измерении увеличится,
- 00:13:16,631 --> 00:13:19,057 будет уничтожена сама ткань мироздания!
- 00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:21,982 Сдавайся сейчас же, иначе испытаешь мой гнев.
- 00:13:22,417 --> 00:13:26,177 О, нет. Твой гнев! Что же мне, бедненькому, делать?
- 00:13:26,220 --> 00:13:28,730 А вот что! Бум!
- 00:13:31,751 --> 00:13:32,888 Обалдеть!
- 00:13:33,004 --> 00:13:34,924 Он прикончил Дитя Времени!
- 00:13:35,150 --> 00:13:36,920 Да!
- 00:13:37,662 --> 00:13:39,820 О, нет! Всё стало еще хуже!
- 00:13:39,870 --> 00:13:41,528 Пожалуй, пора уносить ноги.
- 00:13:43,164 --> 00:13:45,893 Босс, мальчишка с ёлкой сбежал – мы его не съели!
- 00:13:45,982 --> 00:13:48,204 Не боишься, что от него будут проблемы?
- 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:50,460 Типа, откроет пузырь с девчонкой.
- 00:13:50,675 --> 00:13:54,746 Ха! Да ерунда! Я уже подключил специалиста.
- 00:14:00,190 --> 00:14:04,346 Заброшенный авторынок! Тачки угоняй, сколько хочешь!
- 00:14:04,542 --> 00:14:06,453 Доедем до Мэйбл в два счета!
- 00:14:06,871 --> 00:14:10,115 А танки тут есть? Всегда хотела погонять на танке!
- 00:14:10,435 --> 00:14:12,506 Не может быть, чтобы тут никого не было.
- 00:14:13,013 --> 00:14:16,960 Ой, освежитель воздуха! Наконец буду пахнуть как человек!
- 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:19,180 Иди-ка сюда! Ха!
- 00:14:19,653 --> 00:14:22,551 Один снотворный дротик не помешает мне спереть...
- 00:14:24,940 --> 00:14:26,220 О, нет! Тони!
- 00:14:26,270 --> 00:14:28,702 Он же ведь Тони? Вечно забываю его имя!
- 00:14:32,860 --> 00:14:36,764 Так-так, а у нас тут походу два пеших пехотинца.
- 00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:40,240 Пешая пехота! Они, ваще, без колёс!
- 00:14:42,106 --> 00:14:43,786 Слушайте, бойцы подержанных тачек!
- 00:14:43,902 --> 00:14:45,662 Мы хотим доехать до большого пузыря!
- 00:14:45,733 --> 00:14:47,400 Мы вам не соперники!
- 00:14:47,555 --> 00:14:51,573 Да ладно, что вы говолите! А ну, поднимите луки!
- 00:14:51,964 --> 00:14:54,426 Никуда вы отсюда не уедете!
- 00:14:54,515 --> 00:14:58,186 -«Луки»?! -«Говолите»?! Это же… Гидеон?!
- 00:14:58,240 --> 00:14:59,560 Шериф Гидеон!
- 00:14:59,610 --> 00:15:03,893 По распоряжению Билла Шифра, вы оба будете арестованы!
- 00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:06,810 Привет, Венди! А мы с тобой знакомы?
- 00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:14,500 Кого занесло апокалипсисом!
- 00:15:14,568 --> 00:15:17,768 Вы попали, ребятки, и попали по полной программе!
- 00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:19,377 Мертвый глаз! Плевалку!
- 00:15:20,666 --> 00:15:23,573 -Ах, это Гидеон! -И у него теперь компашка.
- 00:15:23,777 --> 00:15:26,791 Мой друг Билл предвидел, что вы пойдете спасать Мэйбл!
- 00:15:27,004 --> 00:15:30,044 И он назначил меня Повелителем Пустоши
- 00:15:30,168 --> 00:15:31,810 и Хранителем Пузыря!
- 00:15:32,017 --> 00:15:34,080 В нем та, в кого я влюблён по уши,
- 00:15:34,186 --> 00:15:36,480 а ключик только у меня! Висит у меня на...
- 00:15:36,871 --> 00:15:38,337 Ну, это не совсем шея,
- 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,257 это такая пухлая подушечка ниже головы.
- 00:15:40,391 --> 00:15:42,659 Гидеон, ты не имеешь права её там держать!
- 00:15:42,660 --> 00:15:44,790 Билл мне всё очень хорошо объяснил!
- 00:15:44,950 --> 00:15:47,100 Нам с ней суждено быть вместе!
- 00:15:47,230 --> 00:15:49,570 Бежать ей некуда, и она меня полюбит!
- 00:15:49,768 --> 00:15:51,875 Ведь я могу ждать бесконечно!
- 00:15:52,026 --> 00:15:55,697 Мертвый глаз! Не отведешь ли ты наших друзей в подземелье Билла?
- 00:15:56,186 --> 00:15:58,791 -Отпусти! Эй! -Ничего не выйдет, Гидеон.
- 00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:00,506 Вот как?! Почему же это?
- 00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:02,400 Потому что я сломаю ему руку,
- 00:16:02,488 --> 00:16:03,955 сорву у тебя ключ с шеи
- 00:16:04,008 --> 00:16:05,582 и хорошенько тебя выпорю,
- 00:16:05,662 --> 00:16:07,173 как ты этого заслуживаешь!
- 00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:10,977 С чего ты взяла, что у тебя получится?
- 00:16:11,075 --> 00:16:13,155 С того, что я рыжая из рода Кордурой!
- 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:19,902 Мертвый глаз! Мой тюремный ангел!
- 00:16:22,346 --> 00:16:23,410 А ну назад!
- 00:16:23,964 --> 00:16:26,850 Назад! А не то, клянусь, я его жёстко уроню!
- 00:16:27,333 --> 00:16:29,484 Никуда вы не денетесь, вас схватят!
- 00:16:29,715 --> 00:16:31,928 Да что ты?! Мы уже делись!
- 00:16:33,582 --> 00:16:36,017 Венди, ты крутейшая из всех, кого я знаю.
- 00:16:36,097 --> 00:16:37,840 Я в курсе! Но радоваться рано.
- 00:16:40,370 --> 00:16:41,511 Догнать их!
- 00:16:43,226 --> 00:16:45,600 -В детское кресло сядешь? -Да, конечно!
- 00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:50,010 Не подпускать их близко к Мэйбл!
- 00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:52,770 Бойцы Подержанных Тачек, погнали!
- 00:17:00,890 --> 00:17:03,410 Итак, нужно обогнать громил Гидеона,
- 00:17:03,460 --> 00:17:05,724 открыть пузырь, спасти Мэйбл и спасти мир!
- 00:17:06,450 --> 00:17:08,515 Один вопрос: а у тебя, вообще, права-то есть?
- 00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:10,613 Ну, конечно, нет! Рука!
- 00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:19,039 Объезжай!
- 00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:20,420 Их нельзя подпускать к Мэйбл!
- 00:17:20,460 --> 00:17:23,250 Я забыл, а зачем ты держишь свою подружку в пузыре?
- 00:17:23,306 --> 00:17:26,053 Заключенные становятся тюремщиками?
- 00:17:26,106 --> 00:17:28,097 Она меня любит! Но не знает об этом!
- 00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:31,546 -Кончай философствовать. -Прости! Это моё первое высшее.
- 00:17:34,577 --> 00:17:36,755 Ха! Путь блокируют пузыри безумия!
- 00:17:37,851 --> 00:17:39,086 Вот они и попались!
- 00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:40,770 Венди, объезжай поле с пузырями!
- 00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:43,280 Там нет дороги! Держись, едем напрямик!
- 00:17:43,351 --> 00:17:44,610 Что внутри пузырей?
- 00:17:50,650 --> 00:17:53,590 Что-то захотелось заморить червячка.
- 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:55,620 Клюй червей! Лети на юг! Строй гнездо!
- 00:17:58,808 --> 00:17:59,840 Кошмар какой-то!
- 00:17:59,902 --> 00:18:02,355 Впереди ещё один! Держись!
- 00:18:16,110 --> 00:18:17,450 А-а-а!
- 00:18:22,764 --> 00:18:25,697 Венди, мы почти на месте! Осталось перепрыгнуть каньон.
- 00:18:26,586 --> 00:18:29,075 Отсутствие водительского опыта – не подведи меня!
- 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:51,810 Почти рядом.
- 00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:55,626 Мэйбл, я почти рядом.
- 00:19:00,817 --> 00:19:02,369 Здорово, Диппер. Ну, чё как?
- 00:19:02,370 --> 00:19:04,370 -Зус! -Зус?!
- 00:19:04,420 --> 00:19:06,410 Теперь я Ремонтник Апокалипсиса.
- 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,657 Зус, дружище, но как ты... где ты...
- 00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:11,720 Да я тут тусовался напоследок, народу помогал!
- 00:19:11,795 --> 00:19:13,840 Обо мне уже даже песни слагают!
- 00:19:14,050 --> 00:19:15,253 Посмотрим, что тут сломалось!
- 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:17,949 Что ж, хорошая новость: с рукой всё в порядке.
- 00:19:17,950 --> 00:19:18,985 А какая плохая?
- 00:19:18,986 --> 00:19:20,791 Плохая, чувак, что мы окружены.
- 00:19:24,340 --> 00:19:25,786 Должен признать,
- 00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:27,137 вы меня почти что победили!
- 00:19:27,191 --> 00:19:29,569 Но это уже не прежний Гравити Фолз!
- 00:19:29,570 --> 00:19:31,250 Теперь тут я побеждаю!
- 00:19:36,930 --> 00:19:40,020 Очень скоро вас уничтожат летучие глаза Билла!
- 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,920 И Мэйбл моя навечно!
- 00:19:45,422 --> 00:19:48,044 -Ты уверен? -Ну да. Ключ-то у меня!
- 00:19:48,204 --> 00:19:49,724 А значит Мэйбл – моя!
- 00:19:49,928 --> 00:19:52,826 Послушай меня, Гидеон! Этим летом я узнал
- 00:19:52,888 --> 00:19:55,137 одну очень важную вещь: что насильно мил не будешь!
- 00:19:57,155 --> 00:20:00,497 Можно только постараться и сделать всё, чтобы заслужить любовь.
- 00:20:00,613 --> 00:20:03,982 А я заслуживаю любви! Заключённые меня любят!
- 00:20:05,075 --> 00:20:07,440 А Мэйбл не любит! Потому что ты эгоист!
- 00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:08,897 Но ты можешь измениться!
- 00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:10,773 Билл считает, что в нашем мире нет героев,
- 00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:14,410 но если мы объединимся, то сможем его победить!
- 00:20:14,648 --> 00:20:16,186 Хочешь стать героем для Мэйбл?
- 00:20:16,266 --> 00:20:18,862 Тогда дай отпор Биллу и помоги её спасти!
- 00:20:19,050 --> 00:20:19,991 С ума сошел?!
- 00:20:20,133 --> 00:20:22,209 Ты хоть представляешь, что Билл со мной сделает?
- 00:20:22,210 --> 00:20:24,577 -Ты чё, боишься Билла? -Что ты, просто
- 00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:26,711 ситуация уж больно непростая.
- 00:20:26,930 --> 00:20:30,689 Загляни в своё сердце, Гидеон! Если всё это ради Мэйбл,
- 00:20:30,690 --> 00:20:33,493 подумай, о чем она сама тебя попросила бы?
- 00:20:40,170 --> 00:20:42,979 Диппер? А ты ей расскажешь, что я сделал?
- 00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:44,129 Э, конечно.
- 00:20:44,130 --> 00:20:45,937 Надеюсь, что ты не забудешь.
- 00:20:47,010 --> 00:20:48,311 Парни, новый план:
- 00:20:48,364 --> 00:20:50,186 сейчас прилетят шестерки Билла,
- 00:20:50,284 --> 00:20:53,226 но поганый треугольник не смеет нами командовать!
- 00:20:53,297 --> 00:20:55,610 Устроим им тюремное неповиновение?
- 00:20:55,650 --> 00:20:58,524 -Мы с тобой навеки, братишка. -С детьми воевать скучно.
- 00:20:58,613 --> 00:21:00,515 А вот с исчадиями ада – самое оно!
- 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:03,733 Погнали! Братва, вперед!
- 00:21:09,315 --> 00:21:11,850 Фух! А я уж было думал, придется им навалять.
- 00:21:13,422 --> 00:21:14,702 Так, не забывайте:
- 00:21:14,835 --> 00:21:17,102 это пузырь-ловушка, созданная Биллом!
- 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,377 Будьте готовы к любым неожиданностям!
- 00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:21,330 Что бы ни было, вместе мы – сила!
- 00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:23,093 -Ради Мэйбл! -Ради Мэйбл.
- 00:21:23,610 --> 00:21:24,524 Ради Мэйбл!
- 00:21:34,570 --> 00:21:37,380 Продолжение следует...
- 00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,351 Никто не хочет залезть ко мне в рот?
- 00:21:39,555 --> 00:21:40,986 Я большой монс...
- 00:21:41,075 --> 00:21:43,013 Большой и очень голодный монстр!
- 00:21:43,066 --> 00:21:44,719 Я был бы крайне признателен,
- 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:45,546 если бы кто-то...
- 00:21:45,608 --> 00:21:46,426 Вот вы, мэм!
- 00:21:46,497 --> 00:21:48,417 Вы, мэм, не хотели бы залезть мне...
- 00:21:48,853 --> 00:21:51,740 Ну, кто-нибудь! Алё! Эй-эй, сэр, сэр!
- 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:54,610 Нет, обознался! Это птичка.
- 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:55,651 Ни один человек
- 00:21:55,750 --> 00:21:58,204 не согласился залезть ко мне в рот!
- 00:21:58,444 --> 00:22:00,648 Просто безобразие! Это просто…
- 00:22:01,751 --> 00:22:03,342 Пойду, позвоню мамуле.
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