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Дорожные приключения Гравити Фолз

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Дядушка Стэн берёт детей с собой в дорожное путешествие, чтобы подорвать деятельность других ловушек для туристов.

Субтитры

00:00:01,900 --> 00:00:05,730 Nice. And don't forget bug spray.
00:00:05,750 --> 00:00:08,370 It's perfect for spraying in the face of hitchhikers.
00:00:08,390 --> 00:00:10,090 Whoa! An RV, camping gear.
00:00:10,110 --> 00:00:12,210 Are you running from the law again?
00:00:12,230 --> 00:00:15,080 Dude, it's the ultimate Oregon road trip adventure.
00:00:15,100 --> 00:00:17,200 More like revenge trip.
00:00:17,210 --> 00:00:20,040 Every year, my tourist trap competitors prank the Mystery Shack.
00:00:20,050 --> 00:00:23,000 Last year, those hooligans duct taped Soos to the ceiling.
00:00:23,010 --> 00:00:24,360 That was a fun 78 hours.
00:00:24,370 --> 00:00:26,720 Well, no more.
00:00:26,730 --> 00:00:29,230 This year, we're visiting every tourist trap along the Redwood Highway,
00:00:29,250 --> 00:00:31,630 and I'm gonna prank back every single one.
00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:32,990 Bow-wow.
00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,150 Time to let the Road Dawgs bark.
00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:37,460 That is us. We are the Road Dawgs.
00:00:37,480 --> 00:00:39,550 Thanks for letting me bring Candy and Grenda along
00:00:39,570 --> 00:00:41,220 for our road trip, Grunkle Stan.
00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:42,590 The more, the merrier.
00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:45,060 Just sign these non-disclosure agreements.
00:00:45,070 --> 00:00:47,060 None of your parents are lawyers, right?
00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:49,020 What do you say, dude? You comin'?
00:00:49,030 --> 00:00:51,820 I already went to the trouble of packing all your stuff.
00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:53,820 Even the stuff you kept in that secret box under the bed.
00:00:53,830 --> 00:00:56,810 Whoa! What the...
00:00:56,830 --> 00:00:58,490 What's that?
00:00:58,510 --> 00:01:00,130 Uh, nothing.
00:01:00,140 --> 00:01:02,490 Just Wendy stuff, from old times.
00:01:03,860 --> 00:01:06,650 Bro, I thought you were finally past all this.
00:01:06,670 --> 00:01:08,080 I know, I know.
00:01:08,110 --> 00:01:09,730 I know she's not interested,
00:01:09,730 --> 00:01:11,160 and I know it's over,
00:01:11,170 --> 00:01:13,840 but how do you just turn off the way you feel about someone?
00:01:13,850 --> 00:01:16,330 Two words, Dipper. Move on.
00:01:16,340 --> 00:01:18,640 Yeah, dude, and a road trip's the perfect place
00:01:18,650 --> 00:01:20,300 to meet new people.
00:02:12,250 --> 00:02:13,680 Man, RV's are amazing.
00:02:13,690 --> 00:02:15,680 I can't believe we're sitting at a table
00:02:15,690 --> 00:02:17,320 in a moving vehicle.
00:02:17,330 --> 00:02:20,030 Ooh! Informational travel pamphlets.
00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:22,910 I want to read them all and gain their travel knowledge.
00:02:22,920 --> 00:02:25,790 Kid, those useless pamphlets have never helped a single person.
00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:28,510 The only wrinkly old travel guide you'll need is me.
00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:29,700 Now look alive.
00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:31,620 We're coming up on an attraction
00:02:31,640 --> 00:02:34,250 run by the most black-hearted proprietor in all of Oregon.
00:02:36,950 --> 00:02:38,860 Don't let the face fool you.
00:02:38,870 --> 00:02:40,180 This woman lit my car on fire
00:02:40,190 --> 00:02:42,100 on two non-consecutive occasions.
00:02:42,110 --> 00:02:43,700 Whoa!
00:02:43,710 --> 00:02:45,540 I'm going in, girls.
00:02:45,550 --> 00:02:47,480 Whaaaa!
00:02:50,740 --> 00:02:52,570 Okay, like Soos said,
00:02:52,580 --> 00:02:54,530 meet new people.
00:02:56,100 --> 00:02:58,850 So, uh, come here often?
00:02:58,860 --> 00:03:00,320 No. I'm a tourist.
00:03:00,330 --> 00:03:02,320 Ha ha, you're funny... and cute.
00:03:02,340 --> 00:03:04,080 I mean, not cute.
00:03:04,090 --> 00:03:06,080 I mean, you're not not cute.
00:03:06,090 --> 00:03:07,720 Whew, let me start over.
00:03:07,730 --> 00:03:09,460 My name is Dopper.
00:03:12,210 --> 00:03:13,920 Dipper, hop to.
00:03:13,930 --> 00:03:16,370 <i>This ball of yarn ain't gonna prank itself.</i>
00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:24,300 Something on your mind, kiddo?
00:03:24,310 --> 00:03:26,790 Thinkin' about Miss Cold Shoulder over there, huh?
00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:28,710 Ah, so embarrassed.
00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:31,300 Look, earlier this summer, I ruined my chances with Wendy.
00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:33,820 Yeah. Chances.
00:03:33,830 --> 00:03:37,220 And I wanna move on, but I'm terrible at talking to girls.
00:03:37,230 --> 00:03:38,930 The moment I open my mouth around them,
00:03:38,950 --> 00:03:40,890 I unravel like... like...
00:03:40,910 --> 00:03:43,770 well, I can't think of a perfect metaphor, but you get the gist.
00:03:43,790 --> 00:03:45,370 At this rate, I'm gonna grow up
00:03:45,380 --> 00:03:48,210 to be a sad loner like Toby Determined.
00:03:48,220 --> 00:03:51,010 Whoa, never say that about yourself.
00:03:51,020 --> 00:03:53,080 Lucky for you, I'm an expert on women.
00:03:53,090 --> 00:03:54,610 Listen to me, kid.
00:03:54,620 --> 00:03:56,200 When it comes to girls, always be confident,
00:03:56,220 --> 00:03:57,880 and be funny, but not too funny.
00:03:57,900 --> 00:04:00,640 And be kind of annoying, but in a loveable way.
00:04:00,650 --> 00:04:03,190 I don't know, Grunkle Stan. This sounds kinda jerky.
00:04:03,210 --> 00:04:06,200 Hey, "jerky" is just a term non-jerks use
00:04:06,210 --> 00:04:08,190 to bad-mouth innocent jerks.
00:04:08,210 --> 00:04:11,070 Confidence, comedy, some third word starting with a "C."
00:04:11,090 --> 00:04:13,790 The three C's of the Stan Pines Dating Technique.
00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:16,110 At the next tourist trap, try out my advice
00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:17,270 on the first girl you see.
00:04:17,280 --> 00:04:19,980 Cool. Grunkle Stan, thanks.
00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,750 Hey, I'm full of good ideas.
00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:23,060 Speakin' of which,
00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:24,760 everyone, now!
00:04:31,470 --> 00:04:34,520 Why, you gol-darned son of a no-good!
00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:40,070 I'll get you, Stan Pines!
00:04:43,780 --> 00:04:45,840 Ah, Upside-down Town.
00:04:45,850 --> 00:04:47,170 The nausea capital of the state.
00:04:47,180 --> 00:04:49,720 Whatever you do, don't use the bathrooms.
00:04:49,740 --> 00:04:51,880 Road Dawgs!
00:04:57,860 --> 00:04:59,540 -Whoa! -So weird.
00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,830 All right, kid, this is it.
00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:11,740 <i>Be confident.</i>
00:05:11,770 --> 00:05:13,420 Hi. I'm Dipper.
00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:14,950 Crazy place, right?
00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:17,020 Oh, hi. I'm Emma Sue.
00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:18,590 If you pretend we're right-side up,
00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:20,820 it looks like everyone's hair is standing on end.
00:05:20,830 --> 00:05:22,420 Huh, yeah. Weird, right?
00:05:22,430 --> 00:05:24,140 Pretend you're screaming.
00:05:24,150 --> 00:05:26,170 Okay. You gotta take a picture of me, though.
00:05:27,830 --> 00:05:29,620 Let's see... whoa!
00:05:29,630 --> 00:05:31,060 Ho ho, just kidding.
00:05:31,070 --> 00:05:32,930 You are the worst.
00:05:32,950 --> 00:05:34,050 You bet I am.
00:05:34,070 --> 00:05:35,650 I'm bad, Emma.
00:05:35,660 --> 00:05:36,760 Kind of a jerk.
00:05:36,780 --> 00:05:38,330 Emma, come on. We have to get to Canada
00:05:38,340 --> 00:05:39,600 before your mother gives birth.
00:05:39,620 --> 00:05:41,480 It's a long story.
00:05:41,490 --> 00:05:43,440 Maybe you could tell me sometime.
00:05:43,460 --> 00:05:45,080 Here's my email address.
00:05:45,100 --> 00:05:47,100 Write me and I'll tell you all about it.
00:05:48,330 --> 00:05:50,190 A girl gave me her email,
00:05:50,210 --> 00:05:51,680 and it wasn't out of pity.
00:05:51,690 --> 00:05:53,800 Ha ha, yes!
00:05:53,810 --> 00:05:55,870 Ugh! I'm okay.
00:05:55,880 --> 00:05:57,310 I'm better than okay.
00:05:57,330 --> 00:05:59,350 Mabel, hi. There's my Grenda.
00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:00,670 Candy, looking great, looking great.
00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:03,670 Is that a new pair of glasses? Very shiny.
00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:05,470 Whoo!
00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:07,550 Maybe it's the blood pooling in my head,
00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:09,630 but Dipper seems different.
00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:12,860 Yes, good different.
00:06:12,870 --> 00:06:14,240 Now, Soos.
00:06:22,070 --> 00:06:24,020 Not too upside-down now.
00:06:24,030 --> 00:06:26,970 What a lovely normal home.
00:06:26,980 --> 00:06:29,110 Stan Pines!
00:06:30,980 --> 00:06:32,530 I can't believe it worked.
00:06:32,540 --> 00:06:34,240 What do I do now? Do I email her?
00:06:34,250 --> 00:06:36,160 No, no, you practice.
00:06:36,170 --> 00:06:38,360 The more girls you talk to, the better you get at it.
00:06:38,380 --> 00:06:41,080 Grunkle Stan, these tips are priceless.
00:06:41,090 --> 00:06:43,660 And that's just the tip of the advice-berg.
00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:03,690 -Everyone on board? -Probably.
00:07:06,870 --> 00:07:08,660 Guys? Hello?
00:07:08,670 --> 00:07:10,380 Anyone?
00:07:10,390 --> 00:07:12,120 They'll come back for me.
00:07:13,510 --> 00:07:15,940 So then I said to the bouncer,
00:07:15,950 --> 00:07:17,780 "Where's your ID, ugly?"
00:07:17,790 --> 00:07:19,330 That's where I got this scar.
00:07:19,340 --> 00:07:21,610 Grunkle Stan, I gotta say,
00:07:21,620 --> 00:07:23,170 this was one of the best days ever.
00:07:23,180 --> 00:07:25,690 Look!
00:07:25,700 --> 00:07:27,760 That's the Stan Pines method, kid.
00:07:27,780 --> 00:07:28,920 Works every time.
00:07:28,930 --> 00:07:31,410 I'm just a little worried, though.
00:07:31,420 --> 00:07:34,360 I mean, is it bad to flirt with this many girls at once?
00:07:34,370 --> 00:07:36,240 I'm just trying to get over Wendy.
00:07:36,250 --> 00:07:37,960 I don't wanna hurt anyone's feelings.
00:07:37,970 --> 00:07:39,400 Please. That's the best part
00:07:39,410 --> 00:07:40,760 of flirting on a road trip.
00:07:40,770 --> 00:07:42,630 You're not gonna see any of these gals again.
00:07:42,650 --> 00:07:44,400 To moving on.
00:07:47,690 --> 00:07:49,230 Okay, it's time for...
00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:51,230 Truth or dare or don't!
00:07:51,250 --> 00:07:53,350 I choose don't.
00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:55,060 You always choose don't.
00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:56,740 Fine. Uh... truth.
00:07:56,750 --> 00:08:00,540 Do you like someone?
00:08:00,550 --> 00:08:04,700 Uh-oh. Someone's blushing.
00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:06,700 Okay, maybe just a little.
00:08:06,710 --> 00:08:08,900 I don't know for sure. It just started.
00:08:08,910 --> 00:08:10,690 Tell us, tell us!
00:08:10,710 --> 00:08:12,850 Okay. It begins with a "D,"
00:08:12,870 --> 00:08:14,580 and ends with an "ipper."
00:08:14,590 --> 00:08:17,050 -No. -Yes.
00:08:18,590 --> 00:08:21,760 Ready, Grenda? Three, two, one.
00:08:24,570 --> 00:08:26,990 Man, coyotes sound a lot worse than I remember.
00:08:29,860 --> 00:08:32,360 Candy, Candy, all my life dreams are coming true right now.
00:08:32,370 --> 00:08:34,720 My brother, my best friend.
00:08:34,730 --> 00:08:36,070 I can't breathe!
00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:38,950 I'm so excited, I can't breathe!
00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:40,720 I never really noticed him before,
00:08:40,730 --> 00:08:42,750 but he seems deeper lately,
00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:44,830 less sweaty and more charming.
00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:46,630 But how do I approach him?
00:08:46,650 --> 00:08:49,470 Don't even worry about that, Can-Can.
00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:51,090 Mabel's got a plan.
00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,160 Mabel's got a plan.
00:08:56,760 --> 00:08:58,860 All right, campers, we got another day
00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:00,380 of breakin' laws and breakin' hearts.
00:09:00,390 --> 00:09:02,490 Everything up until now has been a walk in the park
00:09:02,510 --> 00:09:04,020 compared to our next attraction.
00:09:04,030 --> 00:09:06,420 Is it a walk in the world's biggest park?
00:09:06,430 --> 00:09:08,340 Sort of. There she is, kids.
00:09:08,350 --> 00:09:10,240 Mystery Mountain.
00:09:11,630 --> 00:09:13,890 Five times the size of the Mystery Shack,
00:09:13,900 --> 00:09:16,360 and what's worse, she has real attractions.
00:09:16,380 --> 00:09:18,250 Oh, I have read about this place.
00:09:18,260 --> 00:09:21,120 It has sky tram, and a mummy museum,
00:09:21,130 --> 00:09:24,800 and sightings of half-human, half-spider creatures.
00:09:24,820 --> 00:09:27,430 Even their made-up legends are better than ours.
00:09:27,450 --> 00:09:29,940 Today, the mountain falls.
00:09:31,490 --> 00:09:33,630 Question: the backseat makes me carsick.
00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:35,440 Can I sit up front today?
00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:37,670 Also a question: I'm the size of two people.
00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:39,710 Can I have a whole seat to myself?
00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:41,150 I don't know. Sure.
00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:42,290 Ooh, change-up!
00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:46,470 Wait, that means it'll be just me and...
00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:48,260 Candy Chu. Sixth grade.
00:09:48,280 --> 00:09:49,960 Oh! Hey.
00:09:54,750 --> 00:09:56,620 You're sitting close.
00:09:58,580 --> 00:10:00,860 So Dipper, I was wondering,
00:10:00,870 --> 00:10:02,740 would you maybe want to walk around
00:10:02,750 --> 00:10:04,850 the Mystery Mountain with me today?
00:10:04,870 --> 00:10:06,290 Sure. I mean...
00:10:06,310 --> 00:10:07,810 wasn't that already the plan?
00:10:07,820 --> 00:10:09,850 I mean, just us.
00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:12,030 You and me. Candy and Dipper.
00:10:19,370 --> 00:10:21,280 All right, Road Dawgs, I got five bucks
00:10:21,290 --> 00:10:23,640 for whoever can tip the big blue ox.
00:10:23,650 --> 00:10:25,190 Go, go, go.
00:10:25,210 --> 00:10:27,000 I will see you in there.
00:10:28,570 --> 00:10:30,670 Hey, what's with the mopey mug, kid?
00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:32,750 Stan, you gotta help me.
00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:34,510 Everything you taught me worked too well.
00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:36,310 I think Candy just asked me out on a date.
00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:38,860 Hey, look at this little champion.
00:10:38,870 --> 00:10:40,470 What? No. I mean...
00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:42,700 Candy's great, she's sweet, and she's smart,
00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:45,500 but I never thought of her like that.
00:10:45,510 --> 00:10:47,340 This is all moving way too fast.
00:10:48,910 --> 00:10:51,020 Okay, I just need to be honest with her,
00:10:51,030 --> 00:10:53,450 and tell her I'm not ready for all this.
00:10:53,470 --> 00:10:56,260 Don't you see what's happening here?
00:10:56,270 --> 00:10:58,090 That's your dumb obsession with Wendy gettin' in the way
00:10:58,110 --> 00:11:00,570 of your future. If you wanna move on,
00:11:00,580 --> 00:11:02,770 you gotta say yes to whatever comes your way.
00:11:02,780 --> 00:11:04,710 Speaking of which...
00:11:06,690 --> 00:11:08,490 But I don't wanna lead her on.
00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:10,560 Uh-uh-uh, watch and learn.
00:11:10,580 --> 00:11:13,280 Whoa, I seem to have lost my number.
00:11:13,290 --> 00:11:15,080 Can I borrow yours?
00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:17,240 You are a riot.
00:11:17,250 --> 00:11:19,190 What brings you here?
00:11:19,210 --> 00:11:22,270 We don't normally get men this handsome round these parts.
00:11:22,290 --> 00:11:24,950 Well, Darlene,
00:11:24,970 --> 00:11:28,110 between you and me, what I'm doin' here is a little secret.
00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:31,270 Oh, you seem like a man with secrets.
00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:34,220 Ugh!
00:11:34,230 --> 00:11:35,790 You know, I'm going on a break.
00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:38,820 You wanna take the sky tram up to Widow's Peak?
00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:43,140 Take my advice or don't, but clearly, I know what I'm doing.
00:11:43,150 --> 00:11:45,070 Oh, fancy.
00:11:51,940 --> 00:11:54,020 Oh, I can't believe this is happening.
00:11:54,030 --> 00:11:55,680 A real date.
00:11:55,700 --> 00:11:57,530 I wonder what they'll name the baby.
00:11:57,540 --> 00:11:58,970 If I had a baby, I would name it
00:11:58,990 --> 00:12:01,880 Grenda 2: The Sequel.
00:12:01,900 --> 00:12:04,390 You would make such a good mother.
00:12:06,020 --> 00:12:08,000 This place is so enchanting.
00:12:08,010 --> 00:12:09,320 Sort of confused by the phrase
00:12:09,340 --> 00:12:11,030 "new mummies daily" though.
00:12:11,050 --> 00:12:12,400 I mean, how does that even work?
00:12:12,420 --> 00:12:14,590 This mountain's full of mysteries.
00:12:14,610 --> 00:12:17,670 Like why is my head falling on your shoulder?
00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:19,390 Beeoop.
00:12:19,410 --> 00:12:21,590 Uh, yep, this is what I want.
00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:23,940 This is all part of the plan and stuff.
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,420 Oh, Dipper, hey.
00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,260 Corn maze girl.
00:12:27,270 --> 00:12:29,350 I was wondering when you'd call.
00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:31,100 Dipper, who is this?
00:12:31,110 --> 00:12:32,540 Nobody. I mean, uh... somebody, but...
00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:34,420 Dipper!
00:12:34,430 --> 00:12:36,780 I didn't recognize you right-side up.
00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:38,780 You'll never guess where my mom gave birth.
00:12:38,790 --> 00:12:40,380 Hey, who are these girls?
00:12:40,390 --> 00:12:42,300 Dipper, why haven't you called?
00:12:42,310 --> 00:12:44,570 Did our romantic log ride mean nothing to you?
00:12:44,590 --> 00:12:46,130 I can't believe it.
00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:47,890 You agreed to go on a date with me,
00:12:47,910 --> 00:12:49,810 and you are seeing all these other girls?
00:12:49,830 --> 00:12:52,050 Well, answer us. Which one of us do you like?
00:12:52,060 --> 00:12:54,120 I... I like all of you.
00:12:54,130 --> 00:12:55,530 I mean, I don't like any of you.
00:12:55,540 --> 00:12:57,000 I mean...
00:12:57,020 --> 00:12:58,600 I was trying to learn how to talk to girls.
00:12:59,940 --> 00:13:01,800 -Unbelievable. -So gross.
00:13:01,810 --> 00:13:03,320 What a jerk.
00:13:03,330 --> 00:13:06,590 Dipper Pines, I thought you were a nice guy,
00:13:06,610 --> 00:13:08,580 but I guess you only care about yourself.
00:13:10,250 --> 00:13:12,750 Uh, Candy, wait.
00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:14,470 I messed everything up.
00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:17,150 I gotta find Stan. He'll know what to do.
00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:19,100 Oh, are you sure you wanna go
00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:21,590 this deep into the forest?
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:22,830 It's so scary.
00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:24,100 Don't worry, toots.
00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:26,740 That spider people stuff is just an urban legend.
00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:28,660 I can't believe people fall for it.
00:13:28,670 --> 00:13:30,260 You're so brave.
00:13:30,270 --> 00:13:32,380 What can I say? I'm a real catch.
00:13:32,390 --> 00:13:34,020 Yes.
00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:35,820 The catch of the day.
00:13:35,830 --> 00:13:38,380 Uh, I think your contacts fell out.
00:13:41,390 --> 00:13:44,330 Uh, have you seen an old guy around here?
00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:46,390 Big ears, orange nose, a real know-it-all.
00:13:48,220 --> 00:13:50,480 Uh-uh-uh. Flame retardant raccoon says,
00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:52,720 don't hug forest fires.
00:13:55,060 --> 00:13:57,600 Stan, where are you? I need your advice.
00:13:57,610 --> 00:14:00,040 Grunkle Stan?
00:14:00,050 --> 00:14:01,920 <i>Hey, buddy boy.</i>
00:14:01,930 --> 00:14:04,040 <i>Remember how we were talkin' about my technique?</i>
00:14:04,050 --> 00:14:06,590 <i>Well, sometimes it leads to unexpected consequences.</i>
00:14:06,610 --> 00:14:08,430 Yeah, you can say that again. Where are you?
00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:10,190 <i>The good news is, I've solved the mystery</i>
00:14:10,210 --> 00:14:11,630 <i>of where Oregon's mummies come from.</i>
00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:12,790 <i>The bad news is,</i>
00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,870 I'm about to become one.
00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:17,580 Turns out Darlene is one of those spider people.
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,520 But beyond that, the date's been okay.
00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:24,660 Wait, wait, wait. Darlene's a spider person?
00:14:24,670 --> 00:14:26,250 How is that possible?
00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:27,690 I don't know.
00:14:27,710 --> 00:14:29,300 One minute, we're having a perfect date,
00:14:29,310 --> 00:14:31,380 and the next minute, she's growing extra legs
00:14:31,390 --> 00:14:33,540 and encasing me in webbing. Women, right?
00:14:33,550 --> 00:14:35,370 You couldn't tell she was a spider?!
00:14:35,390 --> 00:14:37,370 I was blinded by flattery.
00:14:37,380 --> 00:14:39,650 Also this acid she spit in my face.
00:14:39,660 --> 00:14:41,210 I'm up the mountain at Widow's Peak.
00:14:41,220 --> 00:14:43,500 All right, I'm gonna find you. Stay put!
00:14:44,980 --> 00:14:47,080 You got it.
00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:50,030 Uh-uh. Trying to escape?
00:14:51,180 --> 00:14:52,960 You tricked me.
00:14:52,970 --> 00:14:55,510 I'm 80% certain you don't really love me at all.
00:14:55,530 --> 00:14:58,070 Ha! Men will fall for anything.
00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:00,200 "You're so funny. Great story.
00:15:00,210 --> 00:15:03,000 I love a man with shoulder hair."
00:15:03,010 --> 00:15:05,910 You... you didn't mean it about my shoulder hair?
00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:07,980 Tell me, Stan, before I transformed,
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,340 who'd you think was in charge?
00:15:10,350 --> 00:15:14,180 You, with your cheesy lines and fake confidence?
00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:16,500 I'm the master pick-up artist here.
00:15:16,510 --> 00:15:18,020 Sorry, toots.
00:15:18,030 --> 00:15:20,970 This time, you're getting used for your body,
00:15:20,990 --> 00:15:23,660 which, to my weird species, is food.
00:15:23,670 --> 00:15:26,520 Allow me to slip into something more horrifying.
00:15:30,140 --> 00:15:32,050 I wonder what beverage pairs well
00:15:32,060 --> 00:15:34,330 with a vintage 70-something-year-old man.
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,280 Be right back.
00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:39,770 Come on, Dipper, where are you?
00:15:39,780 --> 00:15:41,850 I feel like such a fool.
00:15:41,860 --> 00:15:44,600 I should have known to guard my heart in a cage of ice.
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:48,360 There, there. Let my calming voice soothe you.
00:15:48,370 --> 00:15:49,670 It is helping.
00:15:49,690 --> 00:15:51,440 Girls, there you are.
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:54,360 -Betrayer! -Oh, you. What do you want?
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:57,680 -I need your help. -With what, some sick jealousy trip?
00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:59,990 -Yes, sing it, Candy! -Testify!
00:16:00,010 --> 00:16:02,070 Look, I'm so sorry about everything,
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:03,430 but Stan's in trouble.
00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:04,990 You can totally kill me later,
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,500 but right now, he needs us.
00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:08,320 I'll explain on the way.
00:16:15,070 --> 00:16:17,420 Please. I don't know if you're really up there or not,
00:16:17,430 --> 00:16:20,500 but if you are, please save me, Paul Bunyan.
00:16:20,510 --> 00:16:22,210 Mr. Pines!
00:16:22,220 --> 00:16:24,000 Whoa, did that really work?
00:16:27,390 --> 00:16:29,950 Quick, before the rest of the venom sets in.
00:16:31,890 --> 00:16:34,190 No! Where are you?
00:16:35,730 --> 00:16:37,720 The sky tram, everybody on.
00:16:37,740 --> 00:16:39,280 I have a plan.
00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:41,960 -Ha ha, yeah! -Perfect.
00:16:41,980 --> 00:16:44,180 Ride like the wind, sky tram.
00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:48,190 Welcome to Trambience,
00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:50,110 <i>the world's lowest treetop tram ride.</i>
00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:53,590 <i>Enjoy the sights at 0.1 miles per hour.</i>
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:55,310 Move, move, move!
00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:57,540 Can't this thing go any faster?
00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:59,720 <i>No, it can't. This is Trambience.</i>
00:17:08,870 --> 00:17:11,060 <i>Enjoying the view? Take a picture.</i>
00:17:16,510 --> 00:17:17,810 We're doomed!
00:17:17,820 --> 00:17:19,110 We're all gonna die!
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,370 Listen carefully.
00:17:22,380 --> 00:17:24,880 This sky tram has an emergency drop switch.
00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:27,760 Below us is Oregon's largest Paul Bunyan statue.
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:31,560 And Old Reliable goes off in five, four...
00:17:31,570 --> 00:17:33,320 Candy, wait! Don't pull that lever.
00:17:33,340 --> 00:17:34,640 Kid, are you crazy?
00:17:34,650 --> 00:17:36,180 Now!
00:17:56,310 --> 00:17:59,660 My only weakness, a giant boot.
00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:02,060 A giant newspaper or a giant cup
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,530 would also have been pretty bad.
00:18:05,030 --> 00:18:07,220 <i>Thank you for riding Trambience sky tram.</i>
00:18:07,230 --> 00:18:09,730 <i>Tell your friends it was a boring, boring ride.</i>
00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:11,300 Kid, that was ingenious!
00:18:11,310 --> 00:18:12,690 How'd you know that would work?
00:18:12,710 --> 00:18:15,850 Useless travel pamphlets.
00:18:15,860 --> 00:18:18,070 Stanley.
00:18:19,660 --> 00:18:22,200 I'm sorry. I don't know what came over me.
00:18:22,210 --> 00:18:24,280 You'll let me out, right?
00:18:24,290 --> 00:18:25,920 What? After all that?
00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:28,000 Seriously, do I look like an amnesiac?
00:18:28,020 --> 00:18:31,790 You're so funny.
00:18:31,810 --> 00:18:34,040 Have you ever considered becoming a comedian?
00:18:34,050 --> 00:18:36,590 You know, I actually have.
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,990 Comedy is too subtle these days.
00:18:39,010 --> 00:18:41,390 My style involves more over-sized props.
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,670 -Let me get you out... -No!
00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:45,230 Oh, yeah, right.
00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:48,140 You win this round, Stan, but mark my words.
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,390 As long as there's men like you out there,
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,270 with their dumb one-liners,
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,780 and pick-up moves, I'll never run out of prey.
00:18:54,790 --> 00:18:57,840 Get in the car, get in the car!
00:19:13,060 --> 00:19:15,920 All right, kid, I gotta admit something.
00:19:15,930 --> 00:19:17,840 I'm no expert on women.
00:19:17,850 --> 00:19:19,760 Truth is, I've been divorced once,
00:19:19,770 --> 00:19:21,480 and slapped more times than I can remember.
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:23,200 Confidence can buy you a lot,
00:19:23,210 --> 00:19:24,720 but at the end of the day,
00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:26,710 pick-up artists tend to get our heads bitten off.
00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:28,520 When it comes to women, I'm a failure.
00:19:28,530 --> 00:19:31,100 Hey, we're both failures.
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:35,110 You know, even if your dating tips were bad,
00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:37,950 I actually haven't thought about Wendy all day.
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:39,900 Plus, you did teach me to be more confident.
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:41,820 I guess I just need to learn to use
00:19:41,830 --> 00:19:43,760 that power for good.
00:19:45,670 --> 00:19:48,560 Hey, I found a pamphlet I don't think you've read yet.
00:19:53,350 --> 00:19:54,660 It's okay, Dipper.
00:19:54,670 --> 00:19:57,650 The open road makes people do crazy things.
00:19:57,670 --> 00:20:00,490 Plus, after seeing you flee the spider like a baby,
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,330 I kinda lost interest.
00:20:02,340 --> 00:20:04,870 Yep, yep. I deserve that.
00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:10,250 I still feel a little bad
00:20:10,260 --> 00:20:11,560 about wrecking those tourist traps.
00:20:11,570 --> 00:20:13,480 Ah, come on. Everyone loves my pranks.
00:20:13,490 --> 00:20:15,400 And the best part is, I never have to face
00:20:15,410 --> 00:20:17,340 any consequences... Sweet lord!
00:20:18,890 --> 00:20:20,660 Ah, come on!
00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:27,270 That's what you get. That's what you get!
00:20:30,050 --> 00:20:31,710 I don't understand.
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:33,990 I completely don't deserve this.
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,150 Oh, man, are we gonna have to help clean this up?
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:38,380 Nah, I'm sure Soos will take care of it.
00:20:38,390 --> 00:20:40,320 Where is Soos anyway?
00:20:44,630 --> 00:20:47,460 Okay, Soos, remember what your grandma taught you.
00:20:47,470 --> 00:20:49,780 When you get lost, stay exactly where you are,
00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:52,200 and don't move.
00:20:55,750 --> 00:20:58,150 Don't move.
00:21:03,580 --> 00:21:06,150 You know, I would make a really good scarecrow.

00:00:00,800 --> 00:00:01,900 ОСТОРОЖНО ЧЕРНОБУРКА ЗА РУЛЁМ
00:00:01,900 --> 00:00:05,730 Классно! И не забудь спрей от комаров!
00:00:05,750 --> 00:00:08,370 Будем пшикать им в голосующих на дороге.
00:00:08,390 --> 00:00:10,090 Дом на колёсах? «Всё для кемпинга»?
00:00:10,110 --> 00:00:12,210 Ты снова бежишь от закона?
00:00:12,230 --> 00:00:15,080 Чувак, это лучшее дорожное приключение в Орегоне!
00:00:15,100 --> 00:00:17,200 Скорее поездка мести!
00:00:17,210 --> 00:00:20,040 Каждый год конкуренты мудрят в моей «Хижине чудес»!
00:00:20,050 --> 00:00:23,000 Год назад Зуса примотали скотчем к потолку.
00:00:23,010 --> 00:00:24,360 Целых 78 часов смеха.
00:00:24,370 --> 00:00:26,720 Но этому конец!
00:00:26,730 --> 00:00:29,230 Мы посетим все туристические места на шоссе Редвуд,
00:00:29,250 --> 00:00:31,630 и я поприкалываюсь в каждом из них.
00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:32,990 Гав-гав!
00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,150 Дикие псы дорог готовы, в дорогу!
00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:37,460 Это про нас! Мы – дикие псы дорог.
00:00:37,480 --> 00:00:39,550 Большое спасибо, что разрешил взять в поездку
00:00:39,570 --> 00:00:41,220 Кенди и Гренду, дядя Стэн.
00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:42,590 Чем больше – тем веселей!
00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:45,060 Вот договор, что претензий у вас нет!
00:00:45,070 --> 00:00:47,060 Ваши родители, вроде, не юристы?
00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:49,020 Ну, что, чувачок? Ты едешь?
00:00:49,030 --> 00:00:51,820 К тому же, я уже упаковала твои вещи!
00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:53,820 Даже секретные из коробки под кроватью!
00:00:53,830 --> 00:00:56,810 Ой! Это еще...
00:00:56,830 --> 00:00:58,490 что такое?
00:00:58,510 --> 00:01:00,130 Ничего.
00:01:00,140 --> 00:01:02,490 Просто тут всё про Венди из прошлого.
00:01:03,860 --> 00:01:06,650 Я-то думала, ты уже выкинул её из головы.
00:01:06,670 --> 00:01:08,080 Да знаю, знаю!
00:01:08,110 --> 00:01:09,730 Она меня не любит,
00:01:09,730 --> 00:01:11,160 и у нас с ней всё кончено,
00:01:11,170 --> 00:01:13,840 но как отключить своё сердце, когда кого-то любишь?
00:01:13,850 --> 00:01:16,330 Два слова, Диппер: «за», «бей»!
00:01:16,340 --> 00:01:18,640 Да, чувак! А поездка – лучшее средство
00:01:18,650 --> 00:01:20,300 для новых знакомств.
00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,500 ОТКРОЙ СЕБЯ ЗАНОВО В ДОРОГЕ
00:01:45,024 --> 00:01:48,224 ДИППЕР
00:01:49,348 --> 00:01:50,748 МЭЙБЛ
00:01:51,872 --> 00:01:53,072 СТЭН
00:02:03,496 --> 00:02:05,496 ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ
00:02:12,250 --> 00:02:13,680 Ехать в трейлере – это супер!
00:02:13,690 --> 00:02:15,680 С ума сойти – сидим за столом
00:02:15,690 --> 00:02:17,320 в движущемся фургоне!
00:02:17,330 --> 00:02:20,030 Как много информационных брошюр!
00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:22,910 Прочитаю их все и как будто везде побываю!
00:02:22,920 --> 00:02:25,790 Детка, эти бесполезные штуки еще никому не помогли!
00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:28,510 Вам нужен лишь один путеводитель – я!
00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:29,700 Глядите в оба!
00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:31,620 Мы подъезжаем к туристическому
00:02:31,640 --> 00:02:34,250 центру самой жестокой владелицы в Орегоне.
00:02:34,250 --> 00:02:36,000 МЕДОВАЯ БАБУЛЯ И ЕЁ ОГРОМНЫЙ КЛУБОК
00:02:36,950 --> 00:02:38,860 Не ведитесь на её внешность!
00:02:38,870 --> 00:02:40,180 Эта женщина подожгла
00:02:40,190 --> 00:02:42,100 мою машину целых два раза.
00:02:42,110 --> 00:02:43,700 Ого!
00:02:43,710 --> 00:02:45,540 Я лезу внутрь, девочки!
00:02:50,740 --> 00:02:52,570 Ну, ладно, как сказал Зус,
00:02:52,580 --> 00:02:54,530 «новые знакомства».
00:02:56,100 --> 00:02:58,850 Привет, часто здесь бываешь?
00:02:58,860 --> 00:03:00,320 Нет, я туристка.
00:03:00,330 --> 00:03:02,320 Ты забавная и милая!
00:03:02,340 --> 00:03:04,080 То есть не милая!
00:03:04,090 --> 00:03:06,080 То есть ты не «не милая»!
00:03:06,090 --> 00:03:07,720 Фух! Начну-ка заново!
00:03:07,730 --> 00:03:09,460 Меня зовут Доппер!
00:03:12,210 --> 00:03:13,920 Диппер, быстрее!
00:03:13,930 --> 00:03:16,370 Этот дурацкий клубок сам себя не размотает.
00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:24,300 Малыш, что с тобой такое?
00:03:24,310 --> 00:03:26,790 Переживаешь из-за воображалы с мороженым?
00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:28,710 Мне так стыдно!
00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:31,300 А до этого я уже погубил все свои шансы с Венди.
00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:33,820 Да, шансы.
00:03:33,830 --> 00:03:37,220 Я хочу её забыть, но не могу разговаривать с девочками!
00:03:37,230 --> 00:03:38,930 Стоит мне открыть рот в их присутствии,
00:03:38,950 --> 00:03:40,890 я разматываюсь, как...
00:03:40,910 --> 00:03:43,770 Что-то никак не найду метафору, но ты меня понял!
00:03:43,790 --> 00:03:45,370 Я наверное стану таким же
00:03:45,380 --> 00:03:48,210 печальным одиночкой, как Тоби Решительный.
00:03:48,220 --> 00:03:51,010 Ого! Никогда не говори так про себя!
00:03:51,020 --> 00:03:53,080 Тебе повезло, я эксперт по женщинам!
00:03:53,090 --> 00:03:54,610 Послушай меня:
00:03:54,620 --> 00:03:56,200 с девчонками излучай уверенность
00:03:56,220 --> 00:03:57,880 и будь весел! Но не слишком весел!
00:03:57,900 --> 00:04:00,640 И слегка раздражай, но как бы с любовью.
00:04:00,650 --> 00:04:03,190 Ну, даже не знаю, дядя Стэн, как-то это грубовато.
00:04:03,210 --> 00:04:06,200 Парень! «Грубиянами» невинных грубиянов
00:04:06,210 --> 00:04:08,190 называют только завистники!
00:04:08,210 --> 00:04:11,070 Уверенность, улыбка и еще что-то на букву «У»!
00:04:11,090 --> 00:04:13,790 Три столпа науки свиданий Стэна Пайнса!
00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:16,110 На следующей остановке опробуй на первой же
00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:17,270 попавшейся девчонке.
00:04:17,280 --> 00:04:19,980 Круто! Дядя Стэн, спасибо.
00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,750 Да я кладезь отличных идей!
00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:23,060 Но мы отвлеклись!
00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:24,760 Детишки, едем!
00:04:31,470 --> 00:04:34,520 Ах ты паршивец, попадись ты мне!
00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,300 САМЫЕ БОЛЬШИЕ ВЯЗАЛЬНЫЕ СПИЦЫ
00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:39,070 Я тебя поймаю, Стэн Пайнс!
00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:41,070 ЭТО НЕ ГАЛЛЮЦИНАЦИЯ ДОМ ВВЕРХ ДНОМ ЧЕРЕЗ 30 МИЛЬ
00:04:43,780 --> 00:04:45,840 Дом вверх дном,
00:04:45,850 --> 00:04:47,170 тошнотная столица штата!
00:04:47,180 --> 00:04:49,720 Ни в коем случае не ходите в туалет.
00:04:49,740 --> 00:04:51,880 Псы дорог!
00:04:57,860 --> 00:04:59,540 -О! Ничего себе! -Так странно!
00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,830 Давай, парень, вот оно!
00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:11,740 Уверенность!
00:05:11,770 --> 00:05:13,420 Привет, я – Диппер!
00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:14,950 Безумное место, да?
00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:17,020 О, привет, я – Эмма Сью!
00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:18,590 Попробуй представить, что мы не вверх ногами,
00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:20,820 тогда у всех волосы стоят дыбом.
00:05:20,830 --> 00:05:22,420 Ха, да, странно, верно?
00:05:22,430 --> 00:05:24,140 Притворись, что кричишь!
00:05:24,150 --> 00:05:26,170 Ладно! Только тогда ты меня сфоткай!
00:05:27,830 --> 00:05:29,620 Так, посмотрим... Ой!
00:05:29,630 --> 00:05:31,060 Хо-хо! Да я пошутил!
00:05:31,070 --> 00:05:32,930 Ну ты и зараза!
00:05:32,950 --> 00:05:34,050 Это точно!
00:05:34,070 --> 00:05:35,650 Я плохой, Эмма!
00:05:35,660 --> 00:05:36,760 Я, типа, грубиян.
00:05:36,780 --> 00:05:38,330 Эмма, уезжаем! Нужно успеть в Канаду,
00:05:38,340 --> 00:05:39,600 пока мама не родила.
00:05:39,620 --> 00:05:41,480 Это долгая история.
00:05:41,490 --> 00:05:43,440 Ну так, может, как-нибудь расскажешь.
00:05:43,460 --> 00:05:45,080 Вот адрес моего мыла!
00:05:45,100 --> 00:05:47,100 Напиши, и я всё расскажу.
00:05:48,330 --> 00:05:50,190 Девочка дала мне своё мыло,
00:05:50,210 --> 00:05:51,680 и совсем не из жалости.
00:05:51,690 --> 00:05:53,800 Да!
00:05:53,810 --> 00:05:55,870 Всё нормально!
00:05:55,880 --> 00:05:57,310 И даже лучше!
00:05:57,330 --> 00:05:59,350 Мэйбл, привет! А вот и моя Гренда!
00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:00,670 Кенди, отлично выглядишь.
00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:03,670 Новые очки купила? Так блестят!
00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:07,550 Может, кровь к голове прилила,
00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:09,630 но Диппер какой-то другой!
00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:12,860 Да! Он другой.
00:06:12,870 --> 00:06:14,240 Давай, Зус!
00:06:22,070 --> 00:06:24,020 Ну вот, теперь вверх крышей!
00:06:24,030 --> 00:06:26,970 Какой нормальный, милый домик.
00:06:26,980 --> 00:06:29,110 Стэн Пайнс!
00:06:30,980 --> 00:06:32,530 Надо же, сработало!
00:06:32,540 --> 00:06:34,240 И что теперь мне делать? Написать ей?
00:06:34,250 --> 00:06:36,160 Нет, нет, нет. Тренируйся!
00:06:36,170 --> 00:06:38,360 Чем больше общаешься, тем больше опыта.
00:06:38,380 --> 00:06:41,080 Дядя Стэн, твои советы просто бесценны.
00:06:41,090 --> 00:06:43,660 И это только верхушка Стэн-айсберга!
00:06:43,660 --> 00:06:44,660 СТРАНА БРЕВНА
00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,200 КУКУРУЗНЫЙ ЛАБИРИНТ
00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:55,300 КУКУРУЗНЫЕ ВРЕДИТЕЛИ
00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:03,690 -Все на борту? -Наверно!
00:07:06,870 --> 00:07:08,660 Ребята? Ау?
00:07:08,670 --> 00:07:10,380 Кто-нибудь?
00:07:10,390 --> 00:07:12,120 Значит, позже заберут.
00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:14,400 ПАРКОВКА «СЕПТИЧЕСКИЙ ХРЕБЕТ»
00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:15,940 И тут я говорю вышибале:
00:07:15,950 --> 00:07:17,780 «Где твой документ, страшила?»
00:07:17,790 --> 00:07:19,330 Так я заработал этот шрам!
00:07:19,340 --> 00:07:21,610 Ха-ха, дядя Стэн, знаешь,
00:07:21,620 --> 00:07:23,170 сегодня был лучший день в моей жизни!
00:07:23,180 --> 00:07:25,690 Глянь!
00:07:25,700 --> 00:07:27,760 Это метод Стэна Пайнса, парень!
00:07:27,780 --> 00:07:28,920 Проколов не бывает.
00:07:28,930 --> 00:07:31,410 И всё же кое-что меня тревожит!
00:07:31,420 --> 00:07:34,360 Разве хорошо флиртовать со столькими девчонками?
00:07:34,370 --> 00:07:36,240 Да, я пытаюсь забыть Венди,
00:07:36,250 --> 00:07:37,960 но я не хочу, чтобы кто-то страдал.
00:07:37,970 --> 00:07:39,400 Да, ладно! В этом соль
00:07:39,410 --> 00:07:40,760 флирта в путешествиях!
00:07:40,770 --> 00:07:42,630 Этих девчонок ты больше не увидишь!
00:07:42,650 --> 00:07:44,400 За новую жизнь!
00:07:47,690 --> 00:07:49,230 Так, пора сыграть
00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:51,230 в «Правду, риск или нет»!
00:07:51,250 --> 00:07:53,350 Я выбираю «нет»!
00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:55,060 А, вечно ты выбираешь «нет».
00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:56,740 Ладно. «Правда»!
00:07:56,750 --> 00:08:00,540 Тебе кто-нибудь сейчас нравится, а?
00:08:00,550 --> 00:08:04,700 Ой! Кое-кто покраснел!
00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:06,700 Ладно, но совсем чуть-чуть!
00:08:06,710 --> 00:08:08,900 Я еще не знаю. Всё только началось.
00:08:08,910 --> 00:08:10,690 Расскажи! Расскажи!
00:08:10,710 --> 00:08:12,850 Ладно, начинается на «д»,
00:08:12,870 --> 00:08:14,580 а заканчивается на «иппер».
00:08:14,590 --> 00:08:17,050 -Нет! -Да!
00:08:18,590 --> 00:08:21,760 Готова, Гренда? Три, два, один...
00:08:24,570 --> 00:08:26,990 Да, койоты стали визжать громче, чем раньше.
00:08:29,860 --> 00:08:32,360 Кенди! Кенди! Сбываются все мои заветные мечты:
00:08:32,370 --> 00:08:34,720 мой брат, моя лучшая подруга.
00:08:34,730 --> 00:08:36,070 Я задыхаюсь!
00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:38,950 От волнения я задыхаюсь!
00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:40,720 Раньше я его не замечала,
00:08:40,730 --> 00:08:42,750 но он вдруг изменился!
00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:44,830 Не такой потный и более симпатичный!
00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:46,630 Но как к нему подойти?
00:08:46,650 --> 00:08:49,470 Об этом даже не волнуйся, Кен-Кен!
00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:51,090 У Мэйбл уже есть план!
00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,160 У Мэйбл уже есть план.
00:08:56,760 --> 00:08:58,860 Итак, туристы! Новый день
00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:00,380 для пакостей и разбивания сердец!
00:09:00,390 --> 00:09:02,490 Всё, что было – легкая прогулка в парке
00:09:02,510 --> 00:09:04,020 в сравнении с тем, что нам предстоит.
00:09:04,030 --> 00:09:06,420 Прогулка в самом большом в мире парке?
00:09:06,430 --> 00:09:08,340 Типа! Вот она, дети!
00:09:08,350 --> 00:09:10,240 «Загадочная гора»!
00:09:11,630 --> 00:09:13,890 В пять раз больше «Хижины чудес»,
00:09:13,900 --> 00:09:16,360 и, что еще хуже, тут всё настоящее!
00:09:16,380 --> 00:09:18,250 О, я читала про это место!
00:09:18,260 --> 00:09:21,120 Здесь есть фуникулер! И музей мумий!
00:09:21,130 --> 00:09:24,800 И еще здесь обитает получеловек-полупаук!
00:09:24,820 --> 00:09:27,430 И у них даже легенды лучше, чем наши!
00:09:27,450 --> 00:09:29,940 Сегодня гора падёт.
00:09:31,490 --> 00:09:33,630 Вопрос: тошнит на заднем сиденье!
00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:35,440 Можно пересесть вперед?
00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:37,670 И еще вопрос: я занимаю места на двоих!
00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:39,710 Можно мне сидеть одной?
00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:41,150 Ну, не знаю. Валяйте.
00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:42,290 Пересадка!
00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:46,470 Погоди, но тогда я буду сидеть рядом с...
00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:48,260 Кенди Чу! Шестой класс!
00:09:48,280 --> 00:09:49,960 Ой! Привет!
00:09:54,750 --> 00:09:56,620 Ты придвинулась!
00:09:58,580 --> 00:10:00,860 Слушай, Диппер, вопрос:
00:10:00,870 --> 00:10:02,740 а ты не хотел бы сегодня прогуляться со мной
00:10:02,750 --> 00:10:04,850 вокруг «Загадочной горы»?
00:10:04,870 --> 00:10:06,290 Ну, да, вроде,
00:10:06,310 --> 00:10:07,810 так и было задумано, нет?
00:10:07,820 --> 00:10:09,850 Да нет, только мы:
00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:12,030 ты и я, Кенди и Диппер.
00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,000 ЗАГАДОЧНАЯ ГОРА МУЗЕЙ МУМИЙ
00:10:19,370 --> 00:10:21,280 Ну, что, псы дорог: пять баксов тому,
00:10:21,290 --> 00:10:23,640 кто даст прикурить синему буйволу!
00:10:23,650 --> 00:10:25,190 Пошли, пошли, пошли!
00:10:25,210 --> 00:10:27,000 Увидимся внутри!
00:10:28,570 --> 00:10:30,670 Эй, ты чего это такой смурной?
00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:32,750 Дядя, помоги мне!
00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:34,510 Твой метод сработал слишком хорошо!
00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:36,310 Кенди позвала меня на свидание!
00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:38,860 Отлично! Кто тут настоящий чемпион?
00:10:38,870 --> 00:10:40,470 Что? Нет! Я... то есть...
00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:42,700 Кенди – милая, она симпатичная, умная,
00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:45,500 но я не думал о ней в таком ключе!
00:10:45,510 --> 00:10:47,340 Всё происходит слишком быстро!
00:10:48,910 --> 00:10:51,020 Ладно, нужно просто быть с ней честным
00:10:51,030 --> 00:10:53,450 и сказать, что я не готов к этому.
00:10:53,470 --> 00:10:56,260 Ты не понял, что происходит?
00:10:56,270 --> 00:10:58,090 Твоя одержимость Венди мешает твоему
00:10:58,110 --> 00:11:00,570 будущему! Ты должен научиться принимать то,
00:11:00,580 --> 00:11:02,770 что преподносит судьба!
00:11:02,780 --> 00:11:04,710 И кстати, о судьбе...
00:11:06,690 --> 00:11:08,490 Я не хочу морочить ей голову.
00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:10,560 Смотри и учись!
00:11:10,580 --> 00:11:13,280 Ого, я, кажись, потерял номерок!
00:11:13,290 --> 00:11:15,080 Можете одолжить ваш?
00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:17,240 Вы такой смешной мужчина!
00:11:17,250 --> 00:11:19,190 Откуда вы?
00:11:19,210 --> 00:11:22,270 У нас тут не часто встретишь таких симпатичных мужчин.
00:11:22,290 --> 00:11:24,950 Ну, Дарлин,
00:11:24,970 --> 00:11:28,110 только между нами: я здесь по секретному делу.
00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:31,270 Я сразу поняла, что в вас есть загадка.
00:11:34,230 --> 00:11:35,790 У меня скоро будет перерыв.
00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:38,820 Не хотите отправиться на фуникулере на «Вдовий пик»?
00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:43,140 Можешь не слушать моих советов, но они работают!
00:11:43,150 --> 00:11:45,070 Вау, как мило!
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,100 ГОРОД МУМИЙ, США
00:11:51,940 --> 00:11:54,020 Ну, надо же, это случилось!
00:11:54,030 --> 00:11:55,680 У них свидание!
00:11:55,700 --> 00:11:57,530 Как они назовут первого ребенка?
00:11:57,540 --> 00:11:58,970 Когда у меня будет дочь, я назову её
00:11:58,990 --> 00:12:01,880 «Гренда-2: Возвращение».
00:12:01,900 --> 00:12:04,390 Из тебя получится очень хорошая мать.
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,020 НОВЫЕ МУМИИ ЕЖЕДНЕВНО!
00:12:06,020 --> 00:12:08,000 О, это место так завораживает.
00:12:08,010 --> 00:12:09,320 А меня смущает фраза
00:12:09,340 --> 00:12:11,030 «новые мумии ежедневно».
00:12:11,050 --> 00:12:12,400 Не понятно, как это возможно.
00:12:12,420 --> 00:12:14,590 Эта гора полна загадок!
00:12:14,610 --> 00:12:17,670 Например, почему моя голова падает тебе на плечо?
00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:19,390 Би-юп!
00:12:19,410 --> 00:12:21,590 Да! Очень вовремя!
00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:23,940 Всё так и было задумано, и вообще...
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,420 Ой, Диппер, привет!
00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,260 Ах, девочка из лабиринта!
00:12:27,270 --> 00:12:29,350 Хотела узнать, когда позвонишь?
00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:31,100 Диппер, а кто это?
00:12:31,110 --> 00:12:32,540 Никто! То есть... кто-то, но...
00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:34,420 Диппер!
00:12:34,430 --> 00:12:36,780 Я тебя не узнала вверх головой!
00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:38,780 Угадай, где мама в итоге родила?
00:12:38,790 --> 00:12:40,380 А что это за девочки?
00:12:40,390 --> 00:12:42,300 Диппер, а почему ты не звонишь?
00:12:42,310 --> 00:12:44,570 Значит, то бревно ничего для тебя не значит?
00:12:44,590 --> 00:12:46,130 С ума сойти!
00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:47,890 Ты согласился пойти на свидание со мной,
00:12:47,910 --> 00:12:49,810 встречаясь со всеми ними?
00:12:49,830 --> 00:12:52,050 Ну-ка, отвечай: кто из нас тебе нравится?
00:12:52,060 --> 00:12:54,120 Вы... вы все мне нравитесь!
00:12:54,130 --> 00:12:55,530 То есть никто не нравится!
00:12:55,540 --> 00:12:57,000 То есть...
00:12:57,020 --> 00:12:58,600 Я просто учился разговаривать с девочками.
00:12:59,940 --> 00:13:01,800 -Немыслимо! -Кошмар!
00:13:01,810 --> 00:13:03,320 Обычный придурок!
00:13:03,330 --> 00:13:06,590 Диппер Пайнс, я думала, ты хороший мальчик,
00:13:06,610 --> 00:13:08,580 но, к сожалению, ты думаешь только о себе.
00:13:10,250 --> 00:13:12,750 Кенди, стой!
00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:14,470 Ох, кажется, я всё испортил!
00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:16,550 Мне нужен Стэн! Он разберётся!
00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:19,100 Ой, ковбой! А ты точно хочешь зайти
00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:21,590 так далеко в лес?
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:22,830 Здесь так страшно!
00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:24,100 Тихо, крошка.
00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:26,740 Люди-пауки – это лишь городская легенда!
00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:28,660 А всякие «лопухи» в это верят!
00:13:28,670 --> 00:13:30,260 Ты такой смелый.
00:13:30,270 --> 00:13:32,380 Что сказать: я супердобыча.
00:13:32,390 --> 00:13:34,020 Да!
00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:35,820 Добыча дня.
00:13:35,830 --> 00:13:38,380 Кажись, у тебя линзы выпали!
00:13:41,390 --> 00:13:44,330 Вы тут старика не видели?
00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:46,390 Большие уши, красный нос, любит поболтать.
00:13:48,220 --> 00:13:50,480 Енот-хранитель леса предупреждает:
00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:52,720 тушите свои костры.
00:13:55,060 --> 00:13:57,600 Дядя Стэн, где же ты? Мне нужен совет!
00:13:58,610 --> 00:14:00,040 Дядя Стэн?
00:14:00,050 --> 00:14:01,920 <i>Привет, внучок!</i>
00:14:01,930 --> 00:14:04,040 <i>Помнишь, мы говорили про мой метод?</i>
00:14:04,050 --> 00:14:06,590 <i>Иногда он ведет к непредвиденным последствиям.</i>
00:14:06,610 --> 00:14:08,430 Это ты точно сказал. Дядя, а где ты?
00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:10,190 <i>Радует то, что я выяснил,</i>
00:14:10,210 --> 00:14:11,630 <i>откуда берутся мумии в Орегоне.</i>
00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:12,790 <i>Но плохо то,</i>
00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,870 что я сам стану ею!
00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:17,580 Прикинь, эта Дарлин оказалась бабой-пауком!
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,520 Но в остальном свиданка нормальная!
00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:24,660 Стоп-стоп-стоп! Дарлин оказалась человеком-пауком?
00:14:24,670 --> 00:14:26,250 Но, дядя, как это возможно?
00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:27,690 Я не знаю!
00:14:27,710 --> 00:14:29,300 Мы с ней разговаривали
00:14:29,310 --> 00:14:31,380 и вдруг у неё выросли лишние ноги
00:14:31,390 --> 00:14:33,540 она закатала меня в паутину! Эти мне женщины!
00:14:33,550 --> 00:14:35,370 Но как ты не понял, что она паук?
00:14:35,390 --> 00:14:37,370 Она ослепила меня лестью!
00:14:37,380 --> 00:14:39,650 И еще ядом в глаза плюнула!
00:14:39,660 --> 00:14:41,210 Я на горе, на «Вдовьем пике».
00:14:41,220 --> 00:14:43,500 Ясно, я тебя найду. Стой на месте!
00:14:44,980 --> 00:14:47,080 Как скажешь.
00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:50,030 Что, пытаешься сбежать?
00:14:51,180 --> 00:14:52,960 Ты меня обманула!
00:14:52,970 --> 00:14:55,510 И я почти уверен, что ты меня вообще не любила!
00:14:55,530 --> 00:14:58,070 Ха! Вы мужики на всё клюёте!
00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:00,200 «Какой ты смешной!», «Классная история!»,
00:15:00,210 --> 00:15:03,000 «Обожаю мужчин с волосатыми плечами!»
00:15:03,010 --> 00:15:05,910 То есть тебе не нравятся мои волосатые плечи?
00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:07,980 Скажи-ка, Стэн, пока я еще не совсем паук,
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,340 кто был главным?
00:15:10,350 --> 00:15:14,180 Ты?! Сыпал банальностями и изображал уверенность в себе!
00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:16,500 Это я тут главная съемщица!
00:15:16,510 --> 00:15:18,020 Прости, крошка!
00:15:18,030 --> 00:15:20,970 На этот раз я буду наслаждаться твоим телом!
00:15:20,990 --> 00:15:23,660 Человеческие тела – моя еда!
00:15:23,670 --> 00:15:26,520 Что ж, перейдём к неприятной для тебя части!
00:15:30,140 --> 00:15:32,050 Интересно, какой напиток подойдет
00:15:32,060 --> 00:15:34,330 к винтажному 70-летнему старикану?
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,280 Я сейчас вернусь.
00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:39,370 Давай, Диппер, ну, где же ты?
00:15:39,780 --> 00:15:41,850 Почему я такая дура?!
00:15:41,860 --> 00:15:44,600 Нужно было держать своё сердце в клетке изо льда.
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:48,360 Ну, хватит, хватит! Я утешу тебя своим громким голосом!
00:15:48,370 --> 00:15:49,670 Уже стало легче.
00:15:49,690 --> 00:15:51,440 Девочки! Вот вы где!
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:54,360 -Ты – предатель! -Это ты? Что тебе нужно?
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:57,680 -Нужна помощь. -Какая? Сыграть в любовный треугольник?
00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:59,990 -Да, ты молодчина, Кенди! -Так его!
00:16:00,010 --> 00:16:02,070 Слушайте, пожалуйста, простите меня за всё,
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:03,430 но дядя Стэн в беде!
00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:04,990 Убить меня можете позже,
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,500 а сейчас мы нужны ему!
00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:08,320 Объясню по дороге!
00:16:15,070 --> 00:16:17,420 Прошу! Не знаю, существуешь ли ты,
00:16:17,430 --> 00:16:20,500 но если существуешь, прошу, спаси меня, Поль Баньян.
00:16:20,510 --> 00:16:22,210 Мистер Пайнс!
00:16:22,220 --> 00:16:24,000 Быстро сработало!
00:16:27,390 --> 00:16:29,950 Быстрее! Пока весь яд еще в меня не впитался!
00:16:31,890 --> 00:16:34,190 Нет! Куда ты побежал?
00:16:35,730 --> 00:16:37,720 Фуникулер! Скорее к нему!
00:16:37,740 --> 00:16:39,280 У меня есть план!
00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:41,960 -Ха-ха! Да! -Супер!
00:16:41,980 --> 00:16:44,180 Гони словно ветер, вагончик!
00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:48,190 <i>Добро пожаловать на самый</i>
00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:50,110 <i>медленный в мире фуникулер.</i>
00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:53,590 <i>Насладитесь видами на скорости 160 метров в час.</i>
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:55,310 Пошёл, пошёл, пошёл, давай!
00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:57,540 А эта штука может быстрее?
00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:59,720 <i>Не может! Наслаждайтесь!</i>
00:17:08,870 --> 00:17:11,060 <i>Нравится пейзаж? Сделайте снимок!</i>
00:17:16,510 --> 00:17:17,810 Мы обречены!
00:17:17,820 --> 00:17:19,110 Мы все умрем!
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,370 Слушайте меня!
00:17:22,380 --> 00:17:24,880 На этом фуникулере есть рычаг аварийного сброса!
00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:27,760 А внизу крупнейшая статуя Поля Баньяна в Орегоне!
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:31,560 И этот вагончик полетит вниз через пять, четыре...
00:17:31,570 --> 00:17:33,320 Кенди, стой! Не надо дергать рычаг!
00:17:33,340 --> 00:17:34,640 Детка, ты что, рехнулась?
00:17:34,650 --> 00:17:36,180 Полетели!
00:17:56,310 --> 00:17:59,660 Моя единственная слабость – гигантские ботинки!
00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:02,060 Гигантские газета и кружка –
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,530 тоже, кстати, не очень приятно.
00:18:05,030 --> 00:18:07,220 <i>Спасибо, что прокатились на нашем фуникулере.</i>
00:18:07,230 --> 00:18:09,730 <i>Расскажите друзьям, как было скучно.</i>
00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:11,300 Детка, это было гениально!
00:18:11,310 --> 00:18:12,690 Но откуда ты это знала?
00:18:12,710 --> 00:18:15,850 Бесполезные туристические брошюры.
00:18:15,860 --> 00:18:18,070 Стэни!
00:18:19,660 --> 00:18:22,200 Ну, прости. Не знаю, что на меня нашло!
00:18:22,210 --> 00:18:24,280 Ты же мне поможешь, да?
00:18:24,290 --> 00:18:25,920 Что?! После такого?!
00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:28,000 Я что, по-твоему, похож на идиота?
00:18:28,020 --> 00:18:31,790 Ты такой забавный!
00:18:31,810 --> 00:18:34,040 Никогда не думал о том, чтобы стать комиком?
00:18:34,050 --> 00:18:36,590 Ну, если честно, думал!
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,990 Ведь в наши дни комедия в упадке!
00:18:39,010 --> 00:18:41,390 Я бы использовал реквизит покрупнее!
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,670 -Давай-ка я тебе помогу... -Нет!
00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:45,230 Точно! Да!
00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:48,140 В этот раз ты победил! Но помяни моё слово:
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,390 пока на свете есть мужики, вроде тебя,
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,270 с вашими банальными
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,780 подходами к девушкам, я без добычи не останусь!
00:18:54,790 --> 00:18:57,840 Все в машину! В машину!
00:19:13,060 --> 00:19:15,920 Ладно, парень, хорошо, признаю:
00:19:15,930 --> 00:19:17,840 я не эксперт по женщинам!
00:19:17,850 --> 00:19:19,760 У меня в прошлом один развод,
00:19:19,770 --> 00:19:21,480 и пощечин я получал очень много!
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:23,200 Уверенность – важная штука,
00:19:23,210 --> 00:19:24,720 но в конечном итоге
00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:26,710 мастера съёма могут потерять голову!
00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:28,520 Я неудачник в вопросах женщин!
00:19:28,530 --> 00:19:31,100 Дядя, мы оба неудачники!
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:35,110 Но знаешь, пусть даже твои советы были плохи,
00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:37,950 но я ни разу за целый день не подумал про Венди!
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:39,900 А еще ты научил меня уверенности!
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:41,320 Только нужно научиться правильно
00:19:41,330 --> 00:19:42,360 ей пользоваться!
00:19:45,670 --> 00:19:48,460 Кэнди, я нашел брошюру, которую ты не читала.
00:19:48,460 --> 00:19:49,560 ПОПЫТКА НЕУДАЧНИКА ИЗВИНИТЬСЯ
00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:51,560 ИЗВИНИ! ТЫ – КЛАССНАЯ!
00:19:53,350 --> 00:19:54,660 Я не обижаюсь, Диппер!
00:19:54,670 --> 00:19:57,650 В пути люди совершают безумные поступки!
00:19:57,670 --> 00:20:00,490 И к тому же, когда ты сбежал от паука, как девчонка,
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,330 я потеряла к тебе интерес.
00:20:02,340 --> 00:20:04,870 Да! Да! Так мне и надо.
00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:10,250 Стыдно, что мы
00:20:10,260 --> 00:20:11,560 разрушили туристические центры.
00:20:11,570 --> 00:20:13,480 Мои приколы все обожают!
00:20:13,490 --> 00:20:15,400 И самое главное, что никогда не бывает
00:20:15,410 --> 00:20:17,340 никаких послед... Господи!
00:20:18,890 --> 00:20:20,660 Да что ж это такое!
00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:27,270 Нравится?! Тебе нравится?!
00:20:30,050 --> 00:20:31,710 Чёт я не понял!
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:33,990 А за что именно мне всё это досталось?
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,150 Ну вот, нам придется это чистить?
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:38,380 Да не, Зус сам со всем разберется!
00:20:38,390 --> 00:20:40,320 Да, к слову о Зусе, а где Зус?
00:20:44,630 --> 00:20:47,460 Так, Зус, вспомни, чему учила бабулита!
00:20:47,470 --> 00:20:49,780 Потерялся – стой на одном месте
00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:52,200 и жди помощи!
00:20:55,750 --> 00:20:58,150 Нельзя двигаться!
00:21:03,580 --> 00:21:06,150 А из меня вышло бы классное пугало.

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