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Стэн — кандидат в мэры
The Stanchurian Candidate
Сезон: 02Серия: 14
Описание
Когда дядушка Стэн решает баллотироваться в мэры, Дипперу и Мэйбл приходится заняться превращением своего незадачливого дядушки в настоящего кандидата.
Субтитры
- 00:00:02,110 --> 00:00:03,530 All right, Stan.
- 00:00:03,540 --> 00:00:06,340 Another day, another random body pain.
- 00:00:06,350 --> 00:00:09,090 Here we go.
- 00:00:09,110 --> 00:00:11,370 Uhh!
- 00:00:11,380 --> 00:00:12,450 Dear Stan,
- 00:00:12,460 --> 00:00:13,680 <i>I needed something to carry milk in,</i>
- 00:00:13,700 --> 00:00:16,280 <i>so I used your slippers. Love, Mabel.</i>
- 00:00:16,300 --> 00:00:17,570 Uhh!
- 00:00:22,580 --> 00:00:23,980 Ahh.
- 00:00:27,250 --> 00:00:28,880 Dear Stan, I took these
- 00:00:28,890 --> 00:00:30,870 <i>to build a planetarium suit for Soos.</i>
- 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:32,670 <i>Sorry! Dipper.</i>
- 00:00:32,690 --> 00:00:34,010 Uhh!
- 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:37,870 Whoa, let's not take this line.
- 00:00:37,890 --> 00:00:39,580 There's an old person in it. Pshht!
- 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:41,220 Yeah, he's probably gonna pay with,
- 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:43,380 like, pennies and war bonds.
- 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:44,990 Hey! For your information,
- 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,740 I was gonna shoplift most of this!
- 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:48,900 Security!
- 00:00:48,910 --> 00:00:50,840 Hahh! Smoke bomb!
- 00:00:53,190 --> 00:00:54,720 Aw, seriously?
- 00:00:57,740 --> 00:00:59,650 Ahh. Rough start to a day,
- 00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:01,090 but it's all gonna be worth it
- 00:01:01,100 --> 00:01:03,290 when I fix that light bulb.
- 00:01:03,310 --> 00:01:05,170 And we're done.
- 00:01:06,540 --> 00:01:08,080 Does everyone see this?
- 00:01:08,100 --> 00:01:10,170 <i>Thisis what a hero</i> looks like right here.
- 00:01:10,180 --> 00:01:12,090 I thought we were out of light bulbs.
- 00:01:12,100 --> 00:01:14,360 Oh, we were. So I invented my own.
- 00:01:14,380 --> 00:01:15,760 It will last a thousand years,
- 00:01:15,770 --> 00:01:17,840 and the light it emits makes your skin softer.
- 00:01:17,850 --> 00:01:21,040 Never have I known such softness.
- 00:01:21,060 --> 00:01:22,260 Anyway, where were you?
- 00:01:25,290 --> 00:01:28,230 Well, TV, at least you appreciate me. Give me the good news.
- 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:31,030 This just in: The mayor is dead.
- 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:33,100 What?! Whoa! What's goin' on?
- 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:34,910 <i>Raised by bears in the wilderness,</i>
- 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:36,860 <i>Mayor Eustace "Huckabone" Befufftlefumpter</i>
- 00:01:36,870 --> 00:01:38,780 <i>was best known for raising the water tower,</i>
- 00:01:38,790 --> 00:01:40,460 <i>possibly starting World War I,</i>
- 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:42,620 <i>and putting town menace Gideon Gleeful behind bars... </i>
- 00:01:42,630 --> 00:01:45,500 <i>in actual adult prison.</i>
- 00:01:45,510 --> 00:01:47,820 <i>A memorial statue is already being carved</i>
- 00:01:47,830 --> 00:01:50,290 <i>in the deceased mayor's honor.</i>
- 00:01:52,220 --> 00:01:55,530 <i>I'm sorry. It's just been so long since we've had real news.</i>
- 00:01:55,540 --> 00:01:57,580 <i>I'm just so happy!</i>
- 00:01:57,590 --> 00:01:59,610 <i>There will be a Town Hall meeting this afternoon</i>
- 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:01,010 <i>to discuss replacing him.</i>
- 00:02:01,020 --> 00:02:02,170 New mayor, huh?
- 00:02:02,180 --> 00:02:05,120 Wonder who it could be...
- 00:02:22,010 --> 00:02:24,470 All right, order, everyone!
- 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:26,390 Calm down, now.
- 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:29,790 We're here to choose a mayor for the first time in almost a century.
- 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:32,430 According to the town charter,
- 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:35,820 a worthy candidate is defined as anyone who can cast a shadow,
- 00:02:35,830 --> 00:02:38,570 count to ten, and throw their hat into the provided ring.
- 00:02:40,990 --> 00:02:44,620 Well, now, I do believe I fulfill all the requirements.
- 00:02:44,630 --> 00:02:46,740 Wait. Bud Gleeful? He looks good,
- 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:48,850 considering we threw his son in jail.
- 00:02:48,870 --> 00:02:50,130 That was a good day.
- 00:02:50,140 --> 00:02:51,930 Now, folks, I know our family's had
- 00:02:51,950 --> 00:02:54,120 its fair share of whoopsie-daisies in the past,
- 00:02:54,140 --> 00:02:57,000 but I'd like to make up for it by formally announcing
- 00:02:57,020 --> 00:02:59,640 my candidacy for the mayor of Gravity Falls!
- 00:02:59,660 --> 00:03:01,000 Any questions?
- 00:03:01,010 --> 00:03:04,320 Yes. Are you still in contact with Little Gideon?
- 00:03:04,330 --> 00:03:06,080 That's a great question!
- 00:03:06,090 --> 00:03:08,480 I'm giving you fifty percent off a used car.
- 00:03:08,500 --> 00:03:11,830 Fifty percent? <i>Fifty percent?!</i>
- 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:14,080 In fact, everyone look under your seats.
- 00:03:14,090 --> 00:03:15,750 You get half off a used car,
- 00:03:15,770 --> 00:03:18,270 <i>youget half off</i> a used car... Better than cash!
- 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:22,420 Wow! A colorful piece of paper! He's got<i>myvote.</i>
- 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:24,100 Guys, I've got a really bad feeling
- 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:25,830 about Bud Gleeful as mayor.
- 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:27,460 I don't know, dude, it's not like we have
- 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:29,180 a lot of good mayor options.
- 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:31,020 Everyone in this town is a tad strange,
- 00:03:31,030 --> 00:03:33,060 except, ironically, Tad Strange.
- 00:03:33,070 --> 00:03:36,660 Hi, guys. Tad's the name, and being normal's my game.
- 00:03:36,670 --> 00:03:37,730 Loving you, Tad!
- 00:03:37,740 --> 00:03:39,210 And I love bread.
- 00:03:39,230 --> 00:03:41,330 It's a shame Ford isn't here.
- 00:03:41,350 --> 00:03:42,530 He'd run<i>andwin</i>
- 00:03:42,540 --> 00:03:45,370 <i>andbe a great mayor.</i>
- 00:03:45,380 --> 00:03:46,930 So, since everyone's happy,
- 00:03:46,940 --> 00:03:48,290 I'll just take the oath of office now,
- 00:03:48,300 --> 00:03:50,210 sound good? Gavel up.
- 00:03:50,220 --> 00:03:52,250 Hold it right there, Bud!
- 00:03:52,260 --> 00:03:54,280 I'm taking you on!
- 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:56,530 Stanford? No offense,
- 00:03:56,540 --> 00:03:58,640 but you're just some two-bit carnival barker,
- 00:03:58,660 --> 00:04:01,000 and your head is more ears than face!
- 00:04:01,020 --> 00:04:06,120 Oh, yeah? Well, your face is more fat than...not fat!
- 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:08,800 Oh, snap.
- 00:04:08,810 --> 00:04:09,960 What do you say, folks?
- 00:04:09,970 --> 00:04:11,640 Are we just gonna let Bud win?
- 00:04:11,650 --> 00:04:13,230 How about a<i>realelection?</i>
- 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:14,830 Get in there, hat!
- 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:20,270 Well, looks like we got some competition here, folks.
- 00:04:20,280 --> 00:04:22,100 Which I'm fine with, totally fine with.
- 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:25,460 I was gonna let bygones be bygones, Stan,
- 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:27,620 but you just made a powerful enemy.
- 00:04:27,630 --> 00:04:29,660 I'll win either way, and when I do,
- 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:32,430 you might not like the Gravity Falls you wake up in.
- 00:04:34,470 --> 00:04:38,690 Election! Election! Election!
- 00:04:38,710 --> 00:04:40,530 Hee hee hee hee!
- 00:04:40,540 --> 00:04:42,590 Let the madness begin!
- 00:04:45,060 --> 00:04:47,370 Grunkle Stan, what are you doing?!
- 00:04:47,380 --> 00:04:48,570 Running for mayor.
- 00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:50,290 Did I... Did I not make that clear?
- 00:04:50,300 --> 00:04:52,890 Grunkle Stan, it's not that we think you can't do it,
- 00:04:52,900 --> 00:04:54,480 it's just... No, no, it's okay, Mabel.
- 00:04:54,490 --> 00:04:56,430 We don't think you can do it.
- 00:04:56,460 --> 00:04:59,310 Look, kids, the mayor kicking the bucket got me thinking.
- 00:04:59,330 --> 00:05:01,710 I'm an old man and I'm not getting any younger.
- 00:05:01,730 --> 00:05:04,680 My dumb brother's research is probably gonna make him famous,
- 00:05:04,690 --> 00:05:06,710 and what do I have to show for my life?
- 00:05:06,730 --> 00:05:09,070 Do I really want "crooked grifter" on my tombstone?
- 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:11,110 How about "crooked mayor"?
- 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:13,180 Psst. Mabel, let's talk.
- 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:15,140 I know Stan isn't the best candidate...
- 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:17,520 heck, he's committing voter fraud right now...
- 00:05:18,910 --> 00:05:20,860 but Bud's definitely up to something,
- 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:22,420 and we're the only ones who can stop him.
- 00:05:22,430 --> 00:05:23,660 You're right, Dipper.
- 00:05:23,670 --> 00:05:26,170 Besides, Stan has a<i>kindof charisma.</i>
- 00:05:26,190 --> 00:05:28,400 How hard could getting him elected be?
- 00:05:31,860 --> 00:05:33,770 Spread the word, pig.
- 00:05:33,780 --> 00:05:36,240 All right, everybody, eyes up here.
- 00:05:37,340 --> 00:05:38,850 Okay, Gravity Falls elections
- 00:05:38,870 --> 00:05:40,210 are based on two events:
- 00:05:40,220 --> 00:05:43,730 the Wednesday Stump Speech, held on an actual stump,
- 00:05:43,740 --> 00:05:46,280 and the Friday Debate, wherein townsfolk throw bird seed
- 00:05:46,290 --> 00:05:48,160 at the candidate they like most.
- 00:05:48,170 --> 00:05:50,600 At the end, they release a Freedom Eagle,
- 00:05:50,620 --> 00:05:52,720 who will fly to the candidate covered in more seed
- 00:05:52,730 --> 00:05:54,990 and bestow a birdly kiss upon him,
- 00:05:55,010 --> 00:05:57,790 anointing him mayor.
- 00:05:57,800 --> 00:05:59,870 I couldn't make this up if I wanted to.
- 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:01,830 Okay, Grunkle Stan,
- 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:04,030 are you ready for your first radio interview?
- 00:06:04,050 --> 00:06:05,540 I got my mouth, don't I?
- 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:08,340 Okay, you're on with the candidate.
- 00:06:08,350 --> 00:06:09,780 You're listening to Falls Radio,
- 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:12,140 <i>24-hour news and bear rampage alerts.</i>
- 00:06:12,150 --> 00:06:14,820 <i>And now, here's the-T Man!</i>
- 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:16,020 Hello.
- 00:06:16,030 --> 00:06:17,940 <i>Candidate Stan, first question:</i>
- 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:20,810 <i>How do you feel about the American flag?</i>
- 00:06:20,820 --> 00:06:22,340 Eh. I can take it or leave it.
- 00:06:22,350 --> 00:06:24,570 <i>Too many stripes. Next question?</i>
- 00:06:24,590 --> 00:06:26,570 I don't know about that.
- 00:06:26,580 --> 00:06:29,450 <i>What would you do to help educate our kids?</i>
- 00:06:29,470 --> 00:06:31,370 Heh! Simple. Put 'em on an island
- 00:06:31,380 --> 00:06:32,730 and make 'em fight for dominance.
- 00:06:32,740 --> 00:06:34,650 Also teach kids swears.
- 00:06:34,660 --> 00:06:37,080 <i>That'll bring 'em into the real world.</i>
- 00:06:37,090 --> 00:06:40,000 <i>What would you do about the crime in Gravity Falls?</i>
- 00:06:40,010 --> 00:06:41,920 Wait. Do you mean crime in general,
- 00:06:41,940 --> 00:06:44,400 or just the specific crimes committed by m...
- 00:06:44,410 --> 00:06:46,880 Okay, interview's over.
- 00:06:46,890 --> 00:06:48,480 Candy, what's the damage?
- 00:06:48,490 --> 00:06:50,440 Your approval rating started at zero.
- 00:06:50,450 --> 00:06:52,390 Now it's a number lower than zero.
- 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:53,630 You're meme-ing fast,
- 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:55,390 and none of them are good.
- 00:06:55,410 --> 00:06:58,300 Look, Grunkle Stan, people are like smell markers,
- 00:06:58,320 --> 00:07:00,140 and you're black licorice.
- 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:01,380 It's not that you're unsniffable,
- 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:04,150 you just need to learn when to keep the cap on.
- 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:07,820 From now on, maybe you should just read our prepared remarks.
- 00:07:07,830 --> 00:07:09,740 Heh heh! Sorry, kids.
- 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:11,940 I only say words that come out of my brain.
- 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:14,530 If my head says, "That lady's got an ugly baby,"
- 00:07:14,550 --> 00:07:17,840 my mouth says, "Whoa, lady! You got one ugly baby!"
- 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:22,130 And he's insisting on speaking his mind!
- 00:07:22,140 --> 00:07:24,130 So this<i>isan emergency.</i>
- 00:07:24,140 --> 00:07:25,930 The Stump Speech is in a couple of days,
- 00:07:25,940 --> 00:07:28,920 and if he continues like this, we'll lose to Bud for sure.
- 00:07:28,930 --> 00:07:30,840 Hmm. It's a shame there isn't some device
- 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:32,960 that would allow you to control someone else.
- 00:07:32,970 --> 00:07:34,400 Oh, wait. Of course.
- 00:07:34,410 --> 00:07:35,640 Yes. There is.
- 00:07:35,650 --> 00:07:37,480 A long time ago I designed a prototype
- 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:38,920 for Ronald Reagan's masters.
- 00:07:38,930 --> 00:07:40,280 Just get Stan to wear this,
- 00:07:40,290 --> 00:07:43,040 and you can make him a literal talking head.
- 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:45,270 Whoa! This is amazing!
- 00:07:45,290 --> 00:07:47,190 And ethically ambiguous!
- 00:07:47,210 --> 00:07:49,070 As long as you wear the matching one,
- 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:51,030 he'll say and do whatever you want him to.
- 00:07:51,050 --> 00:07:52,310 Thank you, Great Uncle Ford!
- 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:55,010 Yes, yes. Use it responsibly and all.
- 00:07:57,600 --> 00:07:59,750 Whoa, thanks for the slammin' tie, dudes.
- 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:02,060 These stripes are so slimming.
- 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:05,380 You really think this mind control tie is gonna work?
- 00:08:05,390 --> 00:08:07,120 Flip the switch and test it out.
- 00:08:08,830 --> 00:08:10,100 Whoa!
- 00:08:10,110 --> 00:08:12,260 Oh-oh-oh, I'm a dancing dude,
- 00:08:12,270 --> 00:08:15,540 I got the fancy moves and a bad attitude.
- 00:08:15,550 --> 00:08:17,610 Ohh!
- 00:08:17,630 --> 00:08:19,800 Ha! That's amazing!
- 00:08:19,830 --> 00:08:22,010 Guys! Something weird just happened.
- 00:08:22,020 --> 00:08:23,490 I'm really freaked out!
- 00:08:23,500 --> 00:08:27,360 I am Soos-tron. Watch me eat this pinecone.
- 00:08:27,370 --> 00:08:29,360 Mind control is<i>awesome!</i>
- 00:08:29,370 --> 00:08:31,040 Oh, my gosh!
- 00:08:31,060 --> 00:08:34,300 My life just flashed before my eyes! Ohh!
- 00:08:35,410 --> 00:08:37,550 Education? Git it!
- 00:08:37,570 --> 00:08:39,520 Prosperity? Git it!
- 00:08:39,530 --> 00:08:41,710 A Gravity Falls we can be proud of?
- 00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:43,010 Git<i>it!!!</i>
- 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:46,790 Do I really have to wear this thing?
- 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:48,710 It looks like a flag threw up on me.
- 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:51,310 Grunkle Stan, just trust your lucky tie.
- 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:53,540 And now, Stanford Pines!
- 00:08:53,550 --> 00:08:56,070 You're on, Grunkle Stan!
- 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:59,100 Okay, we'll only jump in if he starts doing badly.
- 00:08:59,110 --> 00:09:01,050 Hiya there! Stan Pines here.
- 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:03,890 Let's get real. Do you think the women of Gravity Falls
- 00:09:03,910 --> 00:09:05,700 wear too much makeup?
- 00:09:05,710 --> 00:09:07,530 Jump in! Jump in!
- 00:09:07,550 --> 00:09:10,170 Uhh! Uh, what I<i>meantto say was,</i>
- 00:09:10,190 --> 00:09:11,930 you ladies all look great.
- 00:09:11,940 --> 00:09:13,610 And have you done something with your hair?
- 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:16,010 Girl, you are workin' it!
- 00:09:16,020 --> 00:09:19,760 That is exactly what I needed to hear right now!
- 00:09:19,780 --> 00:09:21,770 Whew! I'm Stan Pines.
- 00:09:21,780 --> 00:09:24,560 You may know me as that guy who accidentally let all those bees loose
- 00:09:24,580 --> 00:09:26,580 in that elementary school a few years back.
- 00:09:28,530 --> 00:09:29,830 But I believe in things.
- 00:09:29,850 --> 00:09:31,360 America. Freedom.
- 00:09:31,370 --> 00:09:32,560 Ameri-Freedom.
- 00:09:32,570 --> 00:09:35,230 Good. He's saying all the right things.
- 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:36,750 Like my opponent pointed out,
- 00:09:36,770 --> 00:09:38,390 I may not have a pretty face,
- 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:40,350 but if you want a candidate that will listen to you,
- 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:43,670 well, I'm proud to be<i>allears.</i>
- 00:09:45,150 --> 00:09:48,020 Now watch me break it<i>down!</i>
- 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:53,940 Uhh!
- 00:09:59,230 --> 00:10:01,580 Grunkle Stan, that was amazing!
- 00:10:01,590 --> 00:10:03,530 Yeah! How'd you do it, Mr. Pines?
- 00:10:03,540 --> 00:10:04,850 Uh, I don't know.
- 00:10:04,870 --> 00:10:06,970 I just opened my mouth and spoke from the heart.
- 00:10:06,990 --> 00:10:08,920 Or gut. Or something.
- 00:10:08,940 --> 00:10:10,120 What is that sound?
- 00:10:10,140 --> 00:10:12,520 Why are people jamming their hands together?
- 00:10:12,540 --> 00:10:13,920 It's applause!
- 00:10:13,930 --> 00:10:16,480 Grunkle Stan, they love you!
- 00:10:16,490 --> 00:10:18,960 They...<i>loveme?</i>
- 00:10:18,980 --> 00:10:21,620 Stan! Stan! Stan!
- 00:10:22,930 --> 00:10:25,880 There he is! Mr. Pines, can we get a picture?
- 00:10:25,890 --> 00:10:28,070 Yes we Stan!
- 00:10:38,870 --> 00:10:40,300 Doggone it!
- 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:42,700 Gosh heck huckleberry honeysuckle darn it!
- 00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:44,620 Excuse my language. I'm so sorry.
- 00:10:44,630 --> 00:10:46,820 Oh, this is bad. This is<i>realbad.</i>
- 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:49,340 I need to speak with my campaign manager.
- 00:10:49,350 --> 00:10:52,290 Please excuse me for a moment.
- 00:10:52,300 --> 00:10:54,820 Look, I'm sorry about all this.
- 00:10:54,830 --> 00:10:57,090 This is a minor setback, but we'll win,
- 00:10:57,100 --> 00:10:58,570 I'm sure of it.
- 00:10:58,590 --> 00:11:00,650 Minor setback?
- 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,570 Minor setback?!
- 00:11:02,580 --> 00:11:04,650 You listen, Daddy, and you listen good.
- 00:11:04,660 --> 00:11:05,720 Prison is a nightmare!
- 00:11:05,730 --> 00:11:07,720 I eat the same slop every day!
- 00:11:07,740 --> 00:11:09,970 They have no hair products in here!
- 00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:13,480 I can't sleep because my cellmate took my pillow for a wife!
- 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:15,720 You think I've been having fun in here?!
- 00:11:15,730 --> 00:11:19,230 Hey, best friend! Don't be late for Friendship Bracelet class!
- 00:11:19,250 --> 00:11:22,680 I have fingerpainting at the same time!
- 00:11:22,690 --> 00:11:24,910 The mayor dying's my one ticket out of here,
- 00:11:24,930 --> 00:11:26,830 which is why you're gonna win this election,
- 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:29,270 pardon me out of prison, and we're not gonna let the Pines
- 00:11:29,290 --> 00:11:31,620 get in my way again!
- 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:33,150 But... but you don't understand.
- 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:36,140 He's going great in the polls. It's almost like magic.
- 00:11:36,150 --> 00:11:38,620 Magic, you say.
- 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:41,540 Well, maybe it's time we fight fire with fire.
- 00:11:41,550 --> 00:11:43,620 I been saving this for a long time,
- 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:45,740 waiting for the right moment.
- 00:11:45,750 --> 00:11:47,930 Boy, now, we discussed this.
- 00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:49,570 No more spooky spells.
- 00:11:49,580 --> 00:11:51,090 Well, Daddy,
- 00:11:51,110 --> 00:11:54,650 maybe you just need to have more of an open mind.
- 00:11:59,060 --> 00:12:01,530 No, boy, not that!
- 00:12:01,540 --> 00:12:03,480 Anything but that!
- 00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:06,180 Aaaaah!!!
- 00:12:09,130 --> 00:12:10,980 Ooh, it's him!
- 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:15,750 Lookin' good, mayor candidate.
- 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:17,950 Hooeey! It's the guy I'm gonna vote for!
- 00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:20,710 Lookin' A-OK, Stanford, A-OK.
- 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:23,430 Tad, that means so much coming from you.
- 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:24,950 Hey-O!
- 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:26,780 Stan!
- 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:28,420 Now just the ladies.
- 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:29,550 Stan!
- 00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:31,100 Now just the ladies my age.
- 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:32,260 Stan!
- 00:12:32,270 --> 00:12:33,330 Woof! Never mind.
- 00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:37,820 On the house, Mr. Big Shot.
- 00:12:37,830 --> 00:12:39,580 Now,<i>thisI could get used to.</i>
- 00:12:39,590 --> 00:12:41,170 Grunkle Stan, what's with the outfit?
- 00:12:41,190 --> 00:12:42,610 You're missing your lucky tie.
- 00:12:42,620 --> 00:12:43,650 Power tie. Gotta wear it.
- 00:12:43,670 --> 00:12:45,490 Come on, have you seen the polls?
- 00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:47,490 I could debate naked and I'd still win.
- 00:12:47,510 --> 00:12:49,330 Huh. Come to think of it...
- 00:12:49,340 --> 00:12:51,170 Ha ha. Seriously, though,
- 00:12:51,180 --> 00:12:53,400 we need you to wear that suit and tie.
- 00:12:53,420 --> 00:12:55,320 Suit and tie. Gotta wear it.
- 00:12:55,340 --> 00:12:58,200 Uhh! Why do you kids have to constantly tell me what to do?
- 00:12:58,220 --> 00:13:00,690 Everyone in this town is finally showing me respect...
- 00:13:00,700 --> 00:13:02,560 maybe you kids should, too.
- 00:13:02,580 --> 00:13:05,640 Grunkle Stan, we'd respect you if you took things more seriously.
- 00:13:05,650 --> 00:13:07,200 I am taking this seriously!
- 00:13:07,210 --> 00:13:08,510 If you haven't noticed,
- 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:09,640 everything's that's come out of this golden mouth
- 00:13:09,650 --> 00:13:12,150 has put us on top, with or without your dumb advice!
- 00:13:12,170 --> 00:13:14,120 Dumb advice?! Yeah!
- 00:13:14,130 --> 00:13:16,190 Dumb advice. Dang it, Stan!
- 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:18,910 Every one of those speeches we were controlling you!
- 00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:20,510 Dipper! What?!
- 00:13:20,530 --> 00:13:23,470 This tie is a mind control device invented by Ford.
- 00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:25,890 If it wasn't for this tie, you'd be losing!
- 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:29,620 Well, you can tell that know-it-all Ford
- 00:13:29,630 --> 00:13:32,530 that he can keep his fancy light bulbs and magic ties.
- 00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:34,980 I'm gonna win this debate on my own, without any of you!
- 00:13:34,990 --> 00:13:36,640 Stan, wait! You can't!
- 00:13:38,550 --> 00:13:40,050 Oh, this is bad.
- 00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:42,850 If we want to beat Bud, we need another candidate, fast.
- 00:13:42,870 --> 00:13:44,370 What we need is a blank slate,
- 00:13:44,380 --> 00:13:46,050 someone totally suggestible,
- 00:13:46,060 --> 00:13:49,080 an empty piece of clay we can mold to our whims.
- 00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:50,410 Hey, a little help, dudes?
- 00:13:50,420 --> 00:13:52,530 I accidentally got my head stuck in my shirt sleeve.
- 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:55,020 I guess this is my life now.
- 00:13:56,980 --> 00:13:59,360 Seed here! Support your favorite candidate
- 00:13:59,370 --> 00:14:01,750 by throwing election seed!
- 00:14:01,770 --> 00:14:03,470 Welcome, all, to the final debate
- 00:14:03,490 --> 00:14:05,390 in what's sure to be, on a cosmic scale,
- 00:14:05,410 --> 00:14:07,510 a forgettable blip in human history.
- 00:14:07,530 --> 00:14:10,670 And here come the three more popular candidates!
- 00:14:10,690 --> 00:14:13,030 Oh! Hello there, Stanford.
- 00:14:13,050 --> 00:14:16,550 Long time no see. Hee hee. Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- 00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:19,500 Don't you "tee-hee" me. I'll debate you into the ground!
- 00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:23,660 Oh, but I have a widdle twick up my sweevie-weeves.
- 00:14:23,670 --> 00:14:26,220 You're making me very uncomfortable right now.
- 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:27,980 But what's this?
- 00:14:27,990 --> 00:14:30,570 One new candidate has entered the race!
- 00:14:30,590 --> 00:14:32,120 Wait a minute.<i>What?!</i>
- 00:14:34,860 --> 00:14:36,570 Those backstabbing...
- 00:14:36,590 --> 00:14:38,930 Let the debate begin!
- 00:14:38,950 --> 00:14:40,370 First question:
- 00:14:40,390 --> 00:14:42,520 What's your position on axes?
- 00:14:42,530 --> 00:14:45,090 Wait. I mean...taxes.
- 00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:46,800 Easy. Taxes are the worst.
- 00:14:46,810 --> 00:14:48,680 I propose we stimulate the economy
- 00:14:48,690 --> 00:14:51,160 by waging wars on neighboring cities.
- 00:14:51,170 --> 00:14:53,110 We have the cannons.
- 00:14:53,140 --> 00:14:55,360 Boo!
- 00:14:55,370 --> 00:14:56,910 What? Uh...
- 00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:58,790 I don't know much about taxes,
- 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:01,320 but I can promise you a kitten in every pot.
- 00:15:01,330 --> 00:15:02,670 That doesn't make sense, Mabel.
- 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:05,550 <i>Youdon't make sense, Dipper!</i>
- 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:09,140 Fwends. Fwends. Can't you see what's happening on this stage?
- 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:11,820 These politicians are dancing around the issues.
- 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:16,100 Well,<i>Icansing round the issues!</i>
- 00:15:16,110 --> 00:15:18,980 Crime is bad, crime is so, so bad
- 00:15:18,990 --> 00:15:21,020 Vote for Bud and it ain't gonna be no crime
- 00:15:21,030 --> 00:15:22,830 Crime's bad. Vote for Bud
- 00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:26,440 You may now throw your birdseed.
- 00:15:28,580 --> 00:15:31,010 And now a quick intermission.
- 00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:32,530 We're getting eaten alive back there.
- 00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:35,610 Since when has Bud been creepily adorable?
- 00:15:35,620 --> 00:15:38,160 I don't know! It doesn't make sense!
- 00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:41,040 He's almost acting just like...like...
- 00:15:41,050 --> 00:15:43,310 Widdle old me.
- 00:15:45,090 --> 00:15:47,960 Aha! Hello there! Long time no see.
- 00:15:47,970 --> 00:15:49,560 Except in my revenge fantasies
- 00:15:49,570 --> 00:15:51,350 where I see you on an hourly basis.
- 00:15:51,370 --> 00:15:53,920 Gideon! I knew you were somehow behind this!
- 00:15:53,930 --> 00:15:55,390 You've been controlling Bud!
- 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,680 And it seems<i>you've</i> been controlling Stanford!
- 00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:59,270 I have to hand it to both y'all.
- 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:01,910 You've gotten much eviler since I last saw ya.
- 00:16:01,930 --> 00:16:03,100 Daddy.
- 00:16:05,950 --> 00:16:07,930 Let go of us!
- 00:16:13,510 --> 00:16:16,610 Behold your grand view of the debate!
- 00:16:16,630 --> 00:16:18,300 Once I win this election,
- 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,940 I'll finally rule this backwoods town!
- 00:16:20,950 --> 00:16:23,850 You'll never get away with this, you creepy little dork!
- 00:16:23,860 --> 00:16:27,450 Oh, I'd be happy to spare you, Mabel... if you agree to be mine.
- 00:16:27,460 --> 00:16:30,170 I even made you this wedding dress in crafts class.
- 00:16:30,180 --> 00:16:31,880 Don't ask what it's made of.
- 00:16:31,890 --> 00:16:34,170 Ew! I'd rather die, you creep!
- 00:16:34,180 --> 00:16:37,360 Fine! Have it your way. Once I win,
- 00:16:37,370 --> 00:16:39,360 they'll hit the plunger for the fireworks display,
- 00:16:39,380 --> 00:16:41,080 finishing the mountain's construction,
- 00:16:41,090 --> 00:16:42,800 trapping you all inside.
- 00:16:42,810 --> 00:16:44,760 I've been trapped behind concrete all summer...
- 00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:46,950 now see how<i>youlike it!</i>
- 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:50,110 Say hello to the next mayor of Gravity Falls, kids!
- 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,270 And that is why, um,
- 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,820 the Statue of Liberty is our hottest landmark.
- 00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:58,150 Boo!!!!
- 00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:00,270 Awright, I lied. She's kind of mannish.
- 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,580 What do you want from me?
- 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:07,890 Ahh. You're dying out there, Stan.
- 00:17:09,030 --> 00:17:11,140 Kids, you were right all along.
- 00:17:11,150 --> 00:17:13,130 I shoulda listened to you when I had the chance.
- 00:17:13,140 --> 00:17:15,380 Help! Help us! What the... ?!
- 00:17:15,390 --> 00:17:17,280 We're tied to a bunch of fireworks!
- 00:17:25,100 --> 00:17:26,110 Kids!
- 00:17:27,420 --> 00:17:28,480 Aah! Aaah!
- 00:17:28,490 --> 00:17:30,250 Listen, everybody,
- 00:17:30,260 --> 00:17:31,360 this debate is over.
- 00:17:31,370 --> 00:17:33,120 I gotta go save my family!
- 00:17:33,130 --> 00:17:35,680 No, those... those are just some demolition dummies.
- 00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:36,760 Nothin' to see here.
- 00:17:36,770 --> 00:17:38,880 Can it, Gleeful!
- 00:17:38,890 --> 00:17:40,270 Heeyahhh!
- 00:17:40,290 --> 00:17:42,190 In a shocking turn of events,
- 00:17:42,210 --> 00:17:44,790 Stan Pines has run to the aid of two children
- 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:46,950 who appear to be in danger.
- 00:17:46,970 --> 00:17:49,270 And the crowd is loving it!
- 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:52,150 No! Stop it! Thank you, but stop it!
- 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:54,250 Get back, you terror birds!
- 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:58,160 Heeyahh!
- 00:18:04,390 --> 00:18:06,170 Grunkle Stan!
- 00:18:06,190 --> 00:18:09,180 Kids! Look, I'm sorry I was being stubborn.
- 00:18:09,190 --> 00:18:12,610 I guess being the town's hero wasn't enough... I wanted to be yours, too.
- 00:18:12,620 --> 00:18:16,170 We're sorry, Grunkle Stan. We should have supported you, win or lose.
- 00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:17,770 Probably lose.
- 00:18:17,780 --> 00:18:19,340 I can still drop you, you know.
- 00:18:26,050 --> 00:18:29,880 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not again!
- 00:18:29,890 --> 00:18:32,640 Time to take care of you once and for all!
- 00:18:32,650 --> 00:18:34,630 Oh no! We have to get out of here!
- 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:36,350 Kids, if I die,
- 00:18:36,370 --> 00:18:38,860 make sure I get a bigger tombstone than Ford.
- 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:54,130 No! No!
- 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:56,740 Aaaaaah!
- 00:19:15,460 --> 00:19:20,400 Mayor Pines! Mayor Pines! Mayor Pines!
- 00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:22,880 Well, I guess we know who won.
- 00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:24,240 This just in:
- 00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,470 Stanford Pines loses.
- 00:19:26,490 --> 00:19:27,510 What?!
- 00:19:27,530 --> 00:19:30,240 Despite winning an overwhelming 95% of the vote,
- 00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:32,270 election officials had to disqualify him
- 00:19:32,290 --> 00:19:34,670 due to discovery of an extensive criminal record.
- 00:19:34,690 --> 00:19:35,830 Oh boy.
- 00:19:35,850 --> 00:19:37,310 Stan, what did you do?
- 00:19:37,330 --> 00:19:38,910 What<i>didn'tI do? </i>
- 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:40,180 Crimes include shoplifting,
- 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,750 teaching bears to drive,
- 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:44,700 a new crime he invented called "burgle-bezzlement,"
- 00:19:44,710 --> 00:19:46,660 first-degree llamacide...
- 00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:48,540 That llama knew too much.
- 00:19:48,550 --> 00:19:49,940 Due to this shocking development,
- 00:19:49,950 --> 00:19:52,060 it would appear the mayorship passes to
- 00:19:52,070 --> 00:19:54,660 the only candidate who actually filled our their paperwork,
- 00:19:54,670 --> 00:19:57,960 local enthusiasm enthusiast Tyler Cutebiker.
- 00:20:01,140 --> 00:20:02,850 Got it.
- 00:20:02,860 --> 00:20:04,530 We will dedicate the rest of this broadcast
- 00:20:04,540 --> 00:20:06,490 to listing Stan's crimes.
- 00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:09,880 First-degree thermometer theft, pug trafficking...
- 00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:12,080 Whoo! At least they didn't list any of the bad ones.
- 00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:14,440 On an unrelated topic, I have a lot of cheap pugs,
- 00:20:14,450 --> 00:20:16,160 and I need to move them fast.
- 00:20:16,180 --> 00:20:17,640 I'm sorry, Stan.
- 00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,990 I actually think you as mayor would have been fun.
- 00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:21,480 Maybe it's for the best.
- 00:20:21,490 --> 00:20:23,070 I got close the dream, though, kids.
- 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:24,990 Hey, I knit you something.
- 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,500 It's not official, but I think it fits.
- 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:32,430 Grunkle Stan, are you<i>crying?</i>
- 00:20:32,450 --> 00:20:34,620 I got campaign confetti in my eyes.
- 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:37,460 Come on, kids, want to go vandalize Mayor Tyler's mansion?
- 00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:40,230 Hey hey! Vandalism! Yay!!!
- 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:43,820 I'm sorry the election thing didn't work out for you, bro.
- 00:20:43,830 --> 00:20:45,140 If it makes you feel any better,
- 00:20:45,150 --> 00:20:46,900 we're gonna throw a riot tonight.
- 00:20:46,910 --> 00:20:49,380 Does someone want to throw a riot?
- 00:20:49,390 --> 00:20:51,870 Thanks, Ghost Eyes, I'm just not in the mood.
- 00:20:53,780 --> 00:20:56,830 This poster is the only thing keeping me going.
- 00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:04,510 I'm finally ready to make a deal.
- 00:00:02,110 --> 00:00:03,530 Ну, вот, Стэн!
- 00:00:03,540 --> 00:00:06,340 Новый день и новая боль в новом месте!
- 00:00:06,350 --> 00:00:09,090 Поехали!
- 00:00:11,380 --> 00:00:12,450 Дядя Стэн,
- 00:00:12,460 --> 00:00:13,680 мне нужна была тара для молока,
- 00:00:13,700 --> 00:00:16,280 и я взяла твои шлепанцы. С любовью, Мэйбл.
- 00:00:27,250 --> 00:00:28,880 Дядя Стэн, я взял лампочки
- 00:00:28,890 --> 00:00:30,870 для костюма Зуса!
- 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:32,670 Извини! Диппер.
- 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:37,870 Йоу, давайте в другую кассу.
- 00:00:37,890 --> 00:00:39,580 Со стариком мы застрянем.
- 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:41,220 Ха! Да, будет расплачиваться
- 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:43,380 деньгами времён Второй мировой.
- 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:44,990 Чтобы вы знали:
- 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,740 я вообще собирался всё это спереть.
- 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:48,200 Охрана, сюда!
- 00:00:48,910 --> 00:00:50,840 Ха! Дымовая бомба!
- 00:00:53,190 --> 00:00:54,720 Вы что, издеваетесь?!
- 00:00:57,740 --> 00:00:59,650 Тяжелое начало дня!
- 00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:01,090 Но всё окупится,
- 00:01:01,100 --> 00:01:03,290 как только я вверну лампочку.
- 00:01:03,310 --> 00:01:05,170 И готово!
- 00:01:06,540 --> 00:01:08,080 Мальчики, вы видели?
- 00:01:08,100 --> 00:01:10,170 Вот, как выглядит настоящий герой!
- 00:01:10,180 --> 00:01:12,090 У нас же кончились лампочки.
- 00:01:12,100 --> 00:01:14,360 Да, кончились! Тогда я изобрел свою!
- 00:01:14,380 --> 00:01:15,760 Просветит целую тысячу лет,
- 00:01:15,770 --> 00:01:17,840 а её свет делает кожу мягче!
- 00:01:17,850 --> 00:01:21,040 О такой мягкости я и не мечтал!
- 00:01:21,060 --> 00:01:22,260 А ты где пропадал?
- 00:01:25,290 --> 00:01:28,230 Телевизор, хотя бы ты меня ценишь! Дай хорошую новость.
- 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:31,030 <i>Печальное известие! Наш мэр скончался!</i>
- 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:33,100 -Что?! -Ой, дядя, что случилось?
- 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:34,910 <i>Вскормленный медведями в лесу,</i>
- 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:36,860 <i>мэр Юстас Хакабон Бифаффтелфамптер</i>
- 00:01:36,870 --> 00:01:38,780 <i>известен тем, что построил водонапорную башню,</i>
- 00:01:38,790 --> 00:01:40,460 <i>возможно, начал Первую мировую</i>
- 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:42,620 <i>и посадил мошенника Гидеона Глифула</i>
- 00:01:42,630 --> 00:01:45,500 <i>в тюрьму для взрослых!</i>
- 00:01:45,510 --> 00:01:47,820 <i>В настоящий момент уже ведутся работы</i>
- 00:01:47,830 --> 00:01:50,290 <i>по созданию памятника покойному мэру!</i>
- 00:01:52,220 --> 00:01:55,530 <i>Простите! Просто у нас так давно не было новостей!</i>
- 00:01:55,540 --> 00:01:57,580 <i>И я так счастлива.</i>
- 00:01:57,590 --> 00:01:59,610 <i>Сегодня состоится общегородское собрание</i>
- 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:01,010 <i>по выборам мэра.</i>
- 00:02:01,020 --> 00:02:02,170 Выборы мэра?!
- 00:02:02,180 --> 00:02:05,120 Интересно, кто победит?
- 00:02:09,244 --> 00:02:10,644 ДИППЕР
- 00:02:10,668 --> 00:02:12,068 МЭЙБЛ
- 00:02:12,092 --> 00:02:13,292 СТЭН
- 00:02:17,616 --> 00:02:19,216 ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ
- 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:21,800 СОБРАНИЕ ПО ВЫБОРАМ МЭРА
- 00:02:22,010 --> 00:02:24,470 Внимание, тише, тише, говорю!
- 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:26,390 Успокойтесь уже!
- 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:29,790 Мы собрались здесь, чтобы выбрать мэра впервые за 100 лет!
- 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:32,430 Согласно уставу города:
- 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:35,820 «Кандидатом может быть любой, кто отбрасывает тень,
- 00:02:35,830 --> 00:02:38,570 считает до десяти и может кинуть шляпу в кольцо».
- 00:02:40,990 --> 00:02:44,620 Ну что ж, я полагаю, что удовлетворяю всем требованиям.
- 00:02:44,630 --> 00:02:46,740 -Что?! Это Бад Глифул? -Да, он!
- 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:48,850 Мы его сына в тюрьму засадили.
- 00:02:48,870 --> 00:02:50,130 Славный был денёк!
- 00:02:50,140 --> 00:02:51,930 Итак, друзья, я признаю, что моя семья
- 00:02:51,950 --> 00:02:54,120 в прошлом наломала дров, но теперь я хочу
- 00:02:54,140 --> 00:02:57,000 загладить свою вину и исполнить гражданский долг,
- 00:02:57,020 --> 00:02:59,640 выдвинув себя на пост мэра Гравити Фолз!
- 00:02:59,660 --> 00:03:01,000 Вопросы есть?
- 00:03:01,010 --> 00:03:04,320 Да! Поддерживаете ли вы связь с малышом Гидеоном?
- 00:03:04,330 --> 00:03:06,080 Очень хороший вопрос!
- 00:03:06,090 --> 00:03:08,480 Даю вам 50% скидки на машину!
- 00:03:08,500 --> 00:03:11,830 50%? 50%!
- 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:14,080 Все, посмотрите под своими сиденьями!
- 00:03:14,090 --> 00:03:15,750 Даю 50% скидки вам.
- 00:03:15,770 --> 00:03:18,270 -И 50% – вам! -Лучше налички.
- 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:22,420 Вот это да! Цветастая бумажка! Я за него голосую!
- 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:24,100 Мне не нравится сама мысль о том,
- 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:25,830 что Бад Глифул станет мэром.
- 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:27,460 Не знаю, чувак! Кажись, выбор у нас тут
- 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:29,180 не очень большой!
- 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:31,020 У нас же тут все «слегка того»!
- 00:03:31,030 --> 00:03:33,060 Кроме, как ни странно, Слегка Таво.
- 00:03:33,070 --> 00:03:36,660 Привет! Я – Слегок Таво, и я совершенно нормален.
- 00:03:36,670 --> 00:03:37,730 Люблю тебя, Слегок!
- 00:03:37,740 --> 00:03:39,210 А я – хлеба кусок.
- 00:03:39,230 --> 00:03:41,330 Жаль, что тут нет Форда!
- 00:03:41,350 --> 00:03:42,530 Вот он бы победил!
- 00:03:42,540 --> 00:03:44,570 И был бы крутым мэром!
- 00:03:45,380 --> 00:03:46,930 Что ж, раз все довольны,
- 00:03:46,940 --> 00:03:48,290 я, пожалуй, дам клятву мэра
- 00:03:48,300 --> 00:03:50,210 и стукну молотком.
- 00:03:50,220 --> 00:03:52,250 Не надо так спешить, Бад!
- 00:03:52,260 --> 00:03:54,280 Я тебе бросаю вызов!
- 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:56,530 Стэнфорд?! Только без обид,
- 00:03:56,540 --> 00:03:58,640 но ты всего лишь дешёвый развлекатель толпы!
- 00:03:58,660 --> 00:04:01,000 А уши у тебя, почти как у слона!
- 00:04:01,020 --> 00:04:06,120 Вот как?! А у тебя физиономия жирная, как у жирдяя!
- 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:08,800 Я за него!
- 00:04:08,810 --> 00:04:09,960 Что скажете, люди?
- 00:04:09,970 --> 00:04:11,640 Просто отдадим пост мэра?!
- 00:04:11,650 --> 00:04:13,230 Даёшь настоящие выборы!
- 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:14,830 Я тоже баллотируюсь!
- 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:20,270 Ты смотри, похоже, у нас назревает соревнование,
- 00:04:20,280 --> 00:04:22,100 чему, впрочем, я очень рад, очень рад!
- 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:25,460 Я уж было хотел забыть прошлые обиды, Стэн,
- 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:27,620 но знай: ты нажил себе сильного врага!
- 00:04:27,630 --> 00:04:29,660 Я стану мэром! И когда стану,
- 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:32,430 тебе будет очень неуютно в Гравити Фолз.
- 00:04:34,470 --> 00:04:38,690 Выборы! Выборы! Выборы!
- 00:04:40,540 --> 00:04:42,590 И пусть начнется безумие!
- 00:04:45,060 --> 00:04:47,370 Дядя Стэн, что такое ты делаешь?
- 00:04:47,380 --> 00:04:48,570 Баллотируюсь!
- 00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:50,290 Или я неясно выразился?
- 00:04:50,300 --> 00:04:52,890 Дядя Стэн, мы, конечно, верим, что ты сможешь,
- 00:04:52,900 --> 00:04:54,480 -просто... -Нет, нет, не надо, Мэйбл!
- 00:04:54,490 --> 00:04:56,430 Мы не верим, что ты сможешь.
- 00:04:56,460 --> 00:04:59,310 Детишки, после кончины мэра я задумался:
- 00:04:59,330 --> 00:05:01,710 я – старик и моложе, увы, не буду!
- 00:05:01,730 --> 00:05:04,680 Исследования моего братца сделают его знаменитым,
- 00:05:04,690 --> 00:05:06,710 а чего я добился в жизни?!
- 00:05:06,730 --> 00:05:09,070 Что напишут на моей могиле: «мелкий жулик»?
- 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:11,110 Лучше ведь: «жулик-мэр»!
- 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:13,180 Псс, Мэйбл! Разговор!
- 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:15,140 Стэн, конечно, не лучший кандидат!
- 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:17,520 А сейчас он вообще совершает вброс.
- 00:05:18,910 --> 00:05:20,860 Но Бад замышляет недоброе,
- 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:22,420 и только мы можем ему помешать.
- 00:05:22,430 --> 00:05:23,660 Согласна, Диппер!
- 00:05:23,670 --> 00:05:26,170 К тому же, у Стэна есть своя харизма!
- 00:05:26,190 --> 00:05:28,400 За него будет несложно агитировать.
- 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:32,850 СВИНЬИ ЗА ПАЙНСА!
- 00:05:32,850 --> 00:05:34,000 Работай, свинка!
- 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,240 Итак, прошу внимания!
- 00:05:37,340 --> 00:05:38,850 Выборы в Гравити Фолз
- 00:05:38,870 --> 00:05:40,210 зиждутся на двух моментах:
- 00:05:40,220 --> 00:05:43,730 «Пенёчная речь в среду», которую произносят на пне,
- 00:05:43,740 --> 00:05:46,280 и «Пятничные дебаты», на которых горожане бросают пшено
- 00:05:46,290 --> 00:05:48,160 в полюбившегося кандидата!
- 00:05:48,170 --> 00:05:50,600 В конце выпускают «Орла свободы»,
- 00:05:50,620 --> 00:05:52,720 который летит к кандидату, на котором больше пшена,
- 00:05:52,730 --> 00:05:54,990 и оставляет на нем «Орлиный поцелуй»,
- 00:05:55,010 --> 00:05:57,790 тем самым провозглашая его мэром!
- 00:05:57,800 --> 00:05:59,870 Такую чушь нарочно не придумаешь!
- 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:01,830 Итак, Дядя Стэн,
- 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:04,030 ты готов к первому радиоинтервью?
- 00:06:04,050 --> 00:06:05,540 Рот у меня с собой всегда!
- 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:08,340 Я передаю трубку кандидату.
- 00:06:08,350 --> 00:06:09,780 <i>В эфире «Радио Фолз».</i>
- 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:12,140 <i>Новости круглосуточно и предупреждения о медведях.</i>
- 00:06:12,150 --> 00:06:14,820 <i>А теперь с вами ди-джей Ти-мэн!</i>
- 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:16,020 <i>Привет всем!</i>
- 00:06:16,030 --> 00:06:17,940 <i>Кандидат Стэн, первый вопрос.</i>
- 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:20,810 <i>Что вы чувствуете к американскому флагу?</i>
- 00:06:20,820 --> 00:06:22,340 <i>Да ничего не чувствую.</i>
- 00:06:22,350 --> 00:06:24,570 <i>Слишком полосатый! Следующий вопрос.</i>
- 00:06:24,590 --> 00:06:26,570 Что-то он мне не нравится.
- 00:06:26,580 --> 00:06:29,450 <i>Как вы улучшите образование детей?</i>
- 00:06:29,470 --> 00:06:31,370 Хех! Детей? Отправлю их на остров,
- 00:06:31,380 --> 00:06:32,730 пусть борются за власть!
- 00:06:32,740 --> 00:06:34,650 <i>А еще научу браниться,</i>
- 00:06:34,660 --> 00:06:37,080 <i>чтобы познали реальный мир.</i>
- 00:06:37,090 --> 00:06:40,000 <i>А что вы думаете о преступности в нашем городе?</i>
- 00:06:40,010 --> 00:06:41,920 Вы говорите о преступности вообще
- 00:06:41,940 --> 00:06:44,400 или о преступлениях, что совершил я...
- 00:06:45,610 --> 00:06:46,880 Интервью окончено!
- 00:06:46,890 --> 00:06:48,480 Кенди, каков ущерб?
- 00:06:48,490 --> 00:06:50,440 Поддержка была на уровне ноль,
- 00:06:50,450 --> 00:06:52,390 а теперь она на порядок ниже.
- 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:53,630 Вашу речь растащили на мемы!
- 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:55,390 НАУЧИТЕ ДЕТЕЙ БРАНИТЬСЯ!
- 00:06:55,410 --> 00:06:58,300 Знаешь, дядя Стэн, люди – как маркеры с запахом!
- 00:06:58,320 --> 00:07:00,140 А ты – чёрная лакрица!
- 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:01,380 Запах резковат, но терпим,
- 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:04,150 только надо не забывать вовремя надевать колпачок.
- 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:07,820 Вот, прочитай наши предложения на тему твоих выступлений.
- 00:07:07,830 --> 00:07:09,740 Хе-хе! Извините!
- 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:11,940 Я всегда говорю то, что думаю!
- 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:14,530 Если я думаю «у дамочки страшный ребенок»,
- 00:07:14,550 --> 00:07:17,840 тут же говорю: «Ой, дамочка, какой у вас страшный малыш!»
- 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:22,130 И еще он хочет говорить то, что думает!
- 00:07:22,140 --> 00:07:24,130 Значит, дело и правда срочное.
- 00:07:24,140 --> 00:07:25,930 «Пенёчная речь» через два дня,
- 00:07:25,940 --> 00:07:28,920 и если он продолжит в том же духе, он точно продует Баду!
- 00:07:28,930 --> 00:07:30,840 Хм, жаль, нет такого устройства,
- 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:32,960 которое контролировало бы чужой мозг!
- 00:07:32,970 --> 00:07:34,400 Ой, подожди! Как нет?!
- 00:07:34,410 --> 00:07:35,640 Есть!
- 00:07:35,650 --> 00:07:37,480 Давным-давно я создал прототип
- 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:38,920 для хозяев Рональда Рейгана!
- 00:07:38,930 --> 00:07:40,280 Пусть Стэн его наденет,
- 00:07:40,290 --> 00:07:43,040 и он станет в прямом смысле говорящей головой!
- 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:45,270 Это так классно!
- 00:07:45,290 --> 00:07:47,190 И совершенно неэтично!
- 00:07:47,210 --> 00:07:49,070 А пока на тебе чёрный,
- 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:51,030 он скажет и сделает, что захочешь.
- 00:07:51,050 --> 00:07:52,310 Спасибо, дядя Форд!
- 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:55,010 Помни об ответственности и всё такое.
- 00:07:57,600 --> 00:07:59,750 Ого, спасибо за галстучек, чуваки!
- 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:02,060 А эти полоски так стройнят!
- 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:05,380 Думаешь, это устройство контроля над сознанием сработает?
- 00:08:05,390 --> 00:08:07,120 Надевай галстук и проверим.
- 00:08:10,110 --> 00:08:12,260 О-о-о, я танцую!
- 00:08:12,270 --> 00:08:15,540 Руками двигаю! Глазами хлопаю!
- 00:08:17,630 --> 00:08:19,800 Диппер, это отпад!
- 00:08:19,830 --> 00:08:22,010 Ребята, со мной что-то странное!
- 00:08:22,020 --> 00:08:23,490 Мне реально страшно!
- 00:08:23,500 --> 00:08:27,360 Я – Зус-Трон. Смотри, как я ем шишку.
- 00:08:27,370 --> 00:08:29,360 Контролировать мозги – так круто!
- 00:08:29,370 --> 00:08:31,040 Господи!
- 00:08:31,060 --> 00:08:34,300 Вся жизнь пронеслась перед глазами!
- 00:08:34,300 --> 00:08:35,410 ПЕНЁЧНАЯ РЕЧЬ
- 00:08:35,410 --> 00:08:37,550 Образование? Даёшь!
- 00:08:37,570 --> 00:08:39,520 Процветание? Даёшь!
- 00:08:39,530 --> 00:08:41,710 Гравити Фолз, которым гордишься?
- 00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:43,010 Даёшь!
- 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:46,790 Хех, а это обязательно?
- 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:48,710 Как будто меня стошнило флагом!
- 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:51,310 Дядя, доверься счастливому галстуку!
- 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:53,540 А теперь – Стэнфорд Пайнс!
- 00:08:53,550 --> 00:08:56,070 Иди, Дядя Стэн!
- 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:59,100 Ладно, но только если дела пойдут плохо.
- 00:08:59,110 --> 00:09:01,050 Всем приветик! С вами Стэн Пайнс!
- 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:03,890 Теперь «по-чесноку»: почему женщины Гравити Фолз
- 00:09:03,910 --> 00:09:05,700 так наштукатурены.
- 00:09:05,710 --> 00:09:07,530 Включай! Включай!
- 00:09:07,550 --> 00:09:10,170 Э, я скажу по-другому:
- 00:09:10,190 --> 00:09:11,930 наши дамы – прекрасны!
- 00:09:11,940 --> 00:09:13,610 Вы что-то сделали с волосами?
- 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:16,010 Девочки, это просто отпад!
- 00:09:16,020 --> 00:09:19,760 Это именно то, что я хотела услышать.
- 00:09:19,780 --> 00:09:21,770 Я – Стэн Пайнс.
- 00:09:21,780 --> 00:09:24,560 Вы помните, это я пару лет назад выпустил рой пчел
- 00:09:24,580 --> 00:09:26,580 на территории начальной школы!
- 00:09:28,530 --> 00:09:29,830 Но я верю в идеалы:
- 00:09:29,850 --> 00:09:31,360 в Америку, в свободу.
- 00:09:31,370 --> 00:09:32,560 В Америбоду.
- 00:09:32,570 --> 00:09:35,230 Слышите?! Он говорит правильные вещи!
- 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:36,750 Мой оппонент недавно сказал,
- 00:09:36,770 --> 00:09:38,390 что я не очень-то красив!
- 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:40,350 Но если нужен тот, кто будет вас слушать,
- 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:43,670 где ещё вы найдёте такие уши?
- 00:09:45,150 --> 00:09:48,020 Народ, а теперь я для вас станцую!
- 00:09:59,230 --> 00:10:01,580 Дядя Стэн, ты потрясающий!
- 00:10:01,590 --> 00:10:03,530 Как вам это удалось, мистер Пайнс?
- 00:10:03,540 --> 00:10:04,850 Э, я не знаю!
- 00:10:04,870 --> 00:10:06,970 Я открыл рот и говорил от сердца!
- 00:10:06,990 --> 00:10:08,920 То есть нутром или печёнкой!
- 00:10:08,940 --> 00:10:10,120 А что это за шум?
- 00:10:10,140 --> 00:10:12,520 Зачем эти люди бьют ладонью о ладонь?
- 00:10:12,540 --> 00:10:13,920 Аплодисменты!
- 00:10:13,930 --> 00:10:16,480 Дядя Стэн, они тебя любят!
- 00:10:16,490 --> 00:10:18,960 Они меня любят?
- 00:10:18,980 --> 00:10:21,620 Стэн! Стэн! Стэн!
- 00:10:22,930 --> 00:10:25,880 А вот и он! Мистер Пайнс, можно вас щелкнуть?
- 00:10:25,890 --> 00:10:28,070 Все мы – Стэн!
- 00:10:33,470 --> 00:10:34,570 «Стэн – мужик!» – заявил местный лесоруб
- 00:10:34,570 --> 00:10:35,770 Стэна поддержали пенсионеры!
- 00:10:35,770 --> 00:10:36,870 Стэн заручился поддержкой бобров
- 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:38,870 Аутсайдер становится лидером!
- 00:10:38,870 --> 00:10:39,870 Вот проклятье!
- 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:42,700 Ядрёные головешки, чтоб вам было пусто!
- 00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:44,620 Э, извините за грубую лексику!
- 00:10:44,630 --> 00:10:46,820 О, всё плохо! Всё очень плохо!
- 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:49,340 Нужно поговорить с главой избирательной кампании.
- 00:10:49,350 --> 00:10:52,290 Я быстро!
- 00:10:52,300 --> 00:10:54,820 Мне жаль, что всё так происходит.
- 00:10:54,830 --> 00:10:57,090 Немного не везёт, но мы победим!
- 00:10:57,100 --> 00:10:58,570 Я в этом уверен.
- 00:10:58,590 --> 00:11:00,650 Немного не везет?
- 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,570 Немного не везет?!
- 00:11:02,580 --> 00:11:04,650 Ну-ка послушай внимательно, папа!
- 00:11:04,660 --> 00:11:05,720 Сидеть в тюрьме – это кошмар!
- 00:11:05,730 --> 00:11:07,720 Каждый день ем одно и то же!
- 00:11:07,740 --> 00:11:09,970 И нет никаких лосьонов для волос!
- 00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:13,480 И я не сплю, потому что сокамерник отнял у меня подушку!
- 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:15,720 Может, ты думаешь, что я тут развлекаюсь?
- 00:11:15,730 --> 00:11:19,230 -Привет, дружище! -Приходи на кружок плетения фенечек!
- 00:11:19,250 --> 00:11:22,680 У меня в то же самое время кружок рисования!
- 00:11:22,690 --> 00:11:24,910 Смерть мэра – шанс выбраться отсюда!
- 00:11:24,930 --> 00:11:26,830 И ты обязан выиграть эти выборы,
- 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:29,270 помиловать меня и не позволить Пайнсам
- 00:11:29,290 --> 00:11:31,620 снова спутать нам карты!
- 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:33,150 Но ты не понимаешь!
- 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:36,140 Он просто отлично выступает! Это какое-то чудо!
- 00:11:36,150 --> 00:11:38,620 Значит, чудо, говоришь?
- 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:41,540 Что ж, может, пора выбить клин клином!
- 00:11:41,550 --> 00:11:43,620 Я храню это уже очень давно!
- 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:45,740 Жду нужного момента.
- 00:11:45,750 --> 00:11:47,930 Сын, мы это уже обсуждали!
- 00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:49,570 Больше никаких заклятий.
- 00:11:49,580 --> 00:11:51,090 Знаешь, папочка,
- 00:11:51,110 --> 00:11:54,650 возможно, тебе просто не хватает широты взгляда!
- 00:11:59,060 --> 00:12:01,530 Сынок, нет!
- 00:12:01,540 --> 00:12:03,480 Нет, не надо!
- 00:12:07,104 --> 00:12:08,704 ДЕНЬ ВЫБОРОВ
- 00:12:09,130 --> 00:12:10,980 Это он.
- 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:15,750 Хорошо выглядите, кандидат!
- 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:17,950 Ух, ты! За него я буду голосовать!
- 00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:20,710 Вы молодец, Стэнфорд! Вы молодец!
- 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:23,430 Таво, ваша оценка для меня очень важна!
- 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:24,950 Хэй-хоу!
- 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:26,780 Стэн!
- 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:28,420 А теперь только дамочки!
- 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:29,550 Стэн!
- 00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:31,100 Теперь только дамы моих лет!
- 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:32,260 Стэн!
- 00:12:32,270 --> 00:12:33,330 Стоп, был не прав!
- 00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:37,820 Вам бесплатно, большой человек!
- 00:12:37,830 --> 00:12:39,580 А к этому легко привыкнуть!
- 00:12:39,590 --> 00:12:41,170 Что это за новый прикид?
- 00:12:41,190 --> 00:12:42,610 А твой счастливый галстук?
- 00:12:42,620 --> 00:12:43,650 В нем сила. Надо надеть.
- 00:12:43,670 --> 00:12:45,490 Да ладно. Видели опрос?
- 00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:47,490 Я выиграю, даже если выйду голым!
- 00:12:47,510 --> 00:12:49,330 Ха! Интересная идея!
- 00:12:49,340 --> 00:12:51,170 Ха-ха! Нет, серьёзно, надень, пожалуйста,
- 00:12:51,180 --> 00:12:53,400 свой костюмчик и галстучек, дядя Стэн.
- 00:12:53,420 --> 00:12:55,320 Костюм и галстук! Надеть!
- 00:12:55,340 --> 00:12:58,200 Вечно вы говорите мне, что нужно делать!
- 00:12:58,220 --> 00:13:00,690 Меня наконец-то в городе зауважали!
- 00:13:00,700 --> 00:13:02,560 И вам тоже следует!
- 00:13:02,580 --> 00:13:05,640 Мы бы проявили уважение, если бы ты был посерьезнее.
- 00:13:05,650 --> 00:13:07,200 Я очень серьезен!
- 00:13:07,210 --> 00:13:08,510 И кстати,
- 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:09,640 всё, что я говорю,
- 00:13:09,650 --> 00:13:12,150 приближает нас к победе! И без ваших тупых советов!
- 00:13:12,170 --> 00:13:14,120 -Тупых советов? -Да!
- 00:13:14,130 --> 00:13:16,190 -Тупых советов. -Дядя Стэн!
- 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:18,910 Во время твоих речей мы тебя контролировали!
- 00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:20,510 -Диппер! -Что?
- 00:13:20,530 --> 00:13:23,470 Это устройство контроля мозга дяди Форда!
- 00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:25,890 Если бы не оно, ты бы проигрывал.
- 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:29,620 Скажите всезнайке Форду,
- 00:13:29,630 --> 00:13:32,530 пусть заберёт свои лампочки и чудо-галстуки!
- 00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:34,980 Я сам выиграю эти дебаты. Без вашей помощи!
- 00:13:34,990 --> 00:13:36,640 Дядя Стэн! Погоди! Нет!
- 00:13:38,550 --> 00:13:40,050 Да, дело плохо!
- 00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:42,850 Если хотим одолеть Бада, срочно нужен другой кандидат.
- 00:13:42,870 --> 00:13:44,370 И нам нужен чистый лист!
- 00:13:44,380 --> 00:13:46,050 Абсолютно податливый!
- 00:13:46,060 --> 00:13:49,080 Кусок сырой глины, из которой мы вылепим победу.
- 00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:50,410 Чуваки, помогите!
- 00:13:50,420 --> 00:13:52,530 Застрял головой в рукаве свитера!
- 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,800 Неужели теперь так жить?!
- 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,800 ФИНАЛЬНЫЕ ДЕБАТЫ
- 00:13:56,980 --> 00:13:59,360 Кому пшено? Поддержите своего кандидата,
- 00:13:59,370 --> 00:14:01,750 бросая в него пшено!
- 00:14:01,770 --> 00:14:03,470 Добро пожаловать на финальные дебаты,
- 00:14:03,490 --> 00:14:05,390 которые в масштабах вселенной –
- 00:14:05,410 --> 00:14:07,510 просто клякса в истории человечества!
- 00:14:07,530 --> 00:14:10,670 И вот трое самых популярных кандидатов.
- 00:14:10,690 --> 00:14:13,030 О, приветствую тебя, Стэнфорд.
- 00:14:13,050 --> 00:14:16,550 Сколько лет, сколько зим! Хи-хи!
- 00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:19,500 Хватит тут хихикать! Я тебя по трибуне размажу!
- 00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:23,660 О! Но у меня в лукавчике плиплятана козылная калта.
- 00:14:23,670 --> 00:14:26,220 От того, как ты это сказал, мне стало неловко.
- 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:27,980 Но что это?!
- 00:14:27,990 --> 00:14:30,570 На сцене появляется еще один – новый кандидат.
- 00:14:30,590 --> 00:14:32,120 Погодите! Что?!
- 00:14:34,860 --> 00:14:36,570 Ну, предатели!
- 00:14:36,590 --> 00:14:38,930 Мы начинаем дебаты.
- 00:14:38,950 --> 00:14:40,370 Первый вопрос!
- 00:14:40,390 --> 00:14:42,520 Что вы думаете о топорах?
- 00:14:42,530 --> 00:14:45,090 Ой, в смысле о налогах?
- 00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:46,800 Налоги? Это полная жесть!
- 00:14:46,810 --> 00:14:48,680 Предлагаю стимулировать экономику,
- 00:14:48,690 --> 00:14:51,160 начав войну с соседними городами!
- 00:14:51,170 --> 00:14:53,110 У нас есть много пушек!
- 00:14:53,140 --> 00:14:55,360 Фу...
- 00:14:55,370 --> 00:14:56,910 Что? Э...
- 00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:58,790 Про налоги я не знаю,
- 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:01,320 но зато обещаю по котёнку в каждый дом!
- 00:15:01,330 --> 00:15:02,670 Но это чушь, Мэйбл!
- 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:05,550 Сам ты чушь, Диппер.
- 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:09,140 Длузья, длузья! Видите, что здесь плоисходит?
- 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:11,820 Эти политики лицемелят и выклучиваются!
- 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:16,100 А я могу спеть вам честную песню!
- 00:15:16,110 --> 00:15:18,980 <i>Всё так плохо! Всё очень-очень плохо!</i>
- 00:15:18,990 --> 00:15:21,020 <i>Плоголосуй и будет холосо!</i>
- 00:15:21,030 --> 00:15:22,830 <i>За меня! Я – Бад!</i>
- 00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:26,440 Теперь вы можете бросать пшено!
- 00:15:28,580 --> 00:15:31,010 А теперь небольшой перерыв.
- 00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:32,530 Нас там просто съели заживо!
- 00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:35,610 И откуда у Бада эта манера сюсюкать?
- 00:15:35,620 --> 00:15:38,160 Я не понимаю! Что-то здесь не так!
- 00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:41,040 Он ведёт себя почти как...
- 00:15:41,050 --> 00:15:43,310 <i>Ваш старый приятель.</i>
- 00:15:45,090 --> 00:15:47,960 <i>Ха-ха! Приветик! Давно не виделись!</i>
- 00:15:47,970 --> 00:15:49,560 <i>Хотя нет, в мечтах о мести</i>
- 00:15:49,570 --> 00:15:51,350 <i>я видел вас почти ежечасно.</i>
- 00:15:51,370 --> 00:15:53,920 Гидеон! Так и знал, что ты тут замешан!
- 00:15:53,930 --> 00:15:55,390 Ты контролировал отца!
- 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,680 <i>Ну, а вы контролировали Стэнфорда!</i>
- 00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:59,270 <i>Должен отдать вам должное:</i>
- 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:01,910 <i>за это время вы стали намного подлее!</i>
- 00:16:01,930 --> 00:16:03,100 <i>Папа!</i>
- 00:16:05,950 --> 00:16:07,930 Отпусти нас!
- 00:16:13,510 --> 00:16:16,610 <i>Узрите, отсюда отличный вид на дебаты!</i>
- 00:16:16,630 --> 00:16:18,300 <i>Когда я выиграю выборы,</i>
- 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,940 <i>я приберу к рукам этот жалкий город!</i>
- 00:16:20,950 --> 00:16:23,850 Тебе всё это с рук не сойдёт, мерзкое отродье!
- 00:16:23,860 --> 00:16:27,450 <i>Буду рад предложить тебе свою руку! Надеюсь, на согласие!</i>
- 00:16:27,460 --> 00:16:30,170 <i>В кружке шитья я сшил подвенечное платье!</i>
- 00:16:30,180 --> 00:16:31,880 <i>Не спрашивай, из чего оно.</i>
- 00:16:31,890 --> 00:16:34,170 Фу! Да я лучше умру, придурок.
- 00:16:34,180 --> 00:16:37,360 <i>Ладно! Как пожелаешь! Когда я выиграю,</i>
- 00:16:37,370 --> 00:16:39,360 <i>этим рычагом запустят салют.</i>
- 00:16:39,380 --> 00:16:41,080 <i>Тогда эту пещеру завалит,</i>
- 00:16:41,090 --> 00:16:42,800 <i>и вы окажетесь в ловушке!</i>
- 00:16:42,810 --> 00:16:44,760 <i>Я всё лето провел в каменном мешке.</i>
- 00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:46,950 <i>А вы проведёте всю жизнь!</i>
- 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:50,110 <i>Детки, поприветствуйте нового мэра Гравити Фолз!</i>
- 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,270 И поэтому, э...
- 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,820 Статуя свободы – главная достопримечательность.
- 00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:00,270 По-моему, она мужеподобна!
- 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,580 Что вас не устраивает?
- 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:07,490 Эх, всё летит к чертям, Стэн!
- 00:17:07,514 --> 00:17:08,729 ТВОЯ РЕЧЬ
- 00:17:09,030 --> 00:17:11,140 А дети-то были правы!
- 00:17:11,150 --> 00:17:13,130 Очень жаль, что я их не слушал.
- 00:17:13,140 --> 00:17:15,380 -На помощь! Помогите! -Что это?
- 00:17:15,390 --> 00:17:17,280 Мы привязаны к фейерверкам!
- 00:17:25,100 --> 00:17:26,110 Дети!
- 00:17:28,490 --> 00:17:30,250 Короче, народ!
- 00:17:30,260 --> 00:17:31,360 Дебаты окончены!
- 00:17:31,370 --> 00:17:33,120 Мне нужно спасать внуков.
- 00:17:33,130 --> 00:17:35,680 Нет, это просто манекены!
- 00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:36,760 Не стоит волноваться!
- 00:17:36,770 --> 00:17:38,880 Заткнись, Глифул!
- 00:17:40,290 --> 00:17:42,190 Драматическое развитие ситуации!
- 00:17:42,210 --> 00:17:44,790 Стэн Пайнс бежит спасать двух детей,
- 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:46,950 попавших в беду!
- 00:17:46,970 --> 00:17:49,270 И народу это нравится!
- 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:52,150 Прекратите! Спасибо, но хватит!
- 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:54,250 Отстаньте, глупые птицы!
- 00:18:04,390 --> 00:18:06,170 Дядя Стэн!
- 00:18:06,190 --> 00:18:09,180 Дети! Простите, что был таким упрямым!
- 00:18:09,190 --> 00:18:12,610 Быть героем города не достаточно! Я хотел быть вашим героем.
- 00:18:12,620 --> 00:18:16,170 И ты прости нас, дядя! Нужно было поддержать тебя, по-любому.
- 00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:17,770 Он бы точно проиграл.
- 00:18:17,780 --> 00:18:19,340 Я ведь могу и отпустить!
- 00:18:26,050 --> 00:18:29,880 Нет! Нет! Нет! Опять!
- 00:18:29,890 --> 00:18:32,640 Я о вас позабочусь раз и навсегда!
- 00:18:32,650 --> 00:18:34,630 О, нет! Нужно сматываться!
- 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:36,350 Дети, если я умру,
- 00:18:36,370 --> 00:18:38,860 пусть моё надгробие будет больше, чем у Форда.
- 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:54,130 Нет! Нет!
- 00:18:57,654 --> 00:18:59,654 ОРЁЛ, ВЫБИРАЮЩИЙ МЭРА
- 00:19:15,460 --> 00:19:20,400 Наш мэр – Пайнс! Наш мэр – Пайнс! Наш мэр – Пайнс!
- 00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:22,880 Ну, вот мы и узнали, кто победил.
- 00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:24,240 <i>Срочная новость.</i>
- 00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,470 <i>Стэнфорд Пайнс проигрывает.</i>
- 00:19:26,490 --> 00:19:27,510 Что?
- 00:19:27,530 --> 00:19:30,240 <i>Несмотря на отданные ему 95% голосов,</i>
- 00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:32,270 <i>изберком аннулировал результаты</i>
- 00:19:32,290 --> 00:19:34,670 <i>из-за яркого криминального прошлого кандидата.</i>
- 00:19:34,690 --> 00:19:35,830 Да что ж такое!
- 00:19:35,850 --> 00:19:37,310 Дядя Стэн, а что ты натворил?
- 00:19:37,330 --> 00:19:38,910 Чего я не натворил!
- 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:40,180 <i>Он воровал в магазинах,</i>
- 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,750 <i>учил бобров водить</i>
- 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:44,700 <i>и изобрёл новые виды преступлений: злостный стёб,</i>
- 00:19:44,710 --> 00:19:46,660 <i>ламо-убийство первой степени.</i>
- 00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:48,540 Та лама много знала!
- 00:19:48,550 --> 00:19:49,940 <i>В связи с этими новостями</i>
- 00:19:49,950 --> 00:19:52,060 <i>должность мэра переходит</i>
- 00:19:52,070 --> 00:19:54,660 <i>к единственному кандидату, верно заполнившему документы:</i>
- 00:19:54,670 --> 00:19:57,960 <i>к энтузиасту энтузиазма Тайлеру Кьютбайкеру.</i>
- 00:20:01,140 --> 00:20:02,850 <i>Даёшь!</i>
- 00:20:02,860 --> 00:20:04,530 <i>Далее в нашей программе перечисление</i>
- 00:20:04,540 --> 00:20:06,490 <i>преступлений Стэна Пайнса!</i>
- 00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:09,880 <i>Кража термометра первой степени, торговля мопсами...</i>
- 00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:12,080 Это они еще серьёзные не вскрыли!
- 00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:14,440 Да, и кстати говоря, у меня есть дешевые мопсы,
- 00:20:14,450 --> 00:20:16,160 и надо их продать.
- 00:20:16,180 --> 00:20:17,640 Сочувствую, дядя Стэн!
- 00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,990 Я считаю, что ты был бы хорошим мэром.
- 00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:21,480 Может, это и к лучшему!
- 00:20:21,490 --> 00:20:23,070 Но я был близок к мечте.
- 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:24,990 Я тебе кое-что связала!
- 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,500 Конечно, не лента мэра, зато твой размер.
- 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,500 НАШ ГЕРОЙ
- 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:32,430 Дядя Стэн, ты, что ли, плачешь?
- 00:20:32,450 --> 00:20:34,620 Это конфетти в глаз попала!
- 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:37,460 Пошли, дети! Совершим вандализм в поместье мэра?
- 00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:40,230 -Ура! -Вандализм!
- 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:43,820 Сочувствую, что фишка с выборами не прокатила!
- 00:20:43,830 --> 00:20:45,140 Если тебя это утешит,
- 00:20:45,150 --> 00:20:46,900 сегодня ночью буза!
- 00:20:46,910 --> 00:20:49,380 Кто хочет побузить, а?
- 00:20:49,390 --> 00:20:51,870 Спасибо, Мертвый глаз, я не в настроении!
- 00:20:53,780 --> 00:20:56,830 Лишь благодаря этому постеру я ещё держусь!
- 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,000 ДЕРЖИСЬ ЗА ВЕТКУ ИЛИ УМРИ, ДЕТКА!
- 00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:04,510 Я, наконец, готов заключить договор.
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