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Подземелья, подземелья и ещё подземелья
Dungeons, Dungeons, & More Dungeons
Сезон: 02Серия: 13
Описание
Диппер покупает настольную игру «Подземелья, подземелья и ещё больше подземелий» и играет в неё со своим дядушкой Фордом, но кубик под названием «бесконечногранник» оживляет персонажей из игры. Примечание: В серии «Магазинчик страшилок» показана головоломка под названием «Богзнаетсколькогранник».
Субтитры
- 00:00:04,550 --> 00:00:06,250 I just ate a bag of cheese boodles
- 00:00:06,270 --> 00:00:07,980 without using my hands.
- 00:00:07,990 --> 00:00:11,610 Lazy Tuesday, you are delivering in a big way.
- 00:00:11,620 --> 00:00:14,360 Yeah, it's nice to finally have a day
- 00:00:14,370 --> 00:00:18,220 where nothing interesting happens whatsoever.
- 00:00:22,300 --> 00:00:23,600 Everyone get down!
- 00:00:23,610 --> 00:00:25,670 Don't let it taste human flesh.
- 00:00:27,690 --> 00:00:29,230 -What is it? -Can we keep it?
- 00:00:29,250 --> 00:00:31,180 Kill it, kill it!
- 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:37,990 Patience.
- 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:41,370 Gotcha!
- 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:47,460 Great. Now get it outta here.
- 00:00:47,480 --> 00:00:49,740 Smells like if death could barf.
- 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:51,340 Grunkle Ford, need any help with that?
- 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:53,700 I've read all about these creatures in your journal,
- 00:00:53,710 --> 00:00:55,610 -and I think I... -No!
- 00:00:55,620 --> 00:00:57,530 I'm sorry, Dipper.
- 00:00:57,540 --> 00:00:59,170 On the dark, weird road I travel,
- 00:00:59,180 --> 00:01:01,390 I'm afraid you cannot follow.
- 00:01:02,340 --> 00:01:04,110 Well, call me for dinner.
- 00:01:07,260 --> 00:01:10,200 Maybe next time then? Or not.
- 00:01:10,220 --> 00:01:11,920 Or never.
- 00:01:11,940 --> 00:01:15,130 Oh, Dipper, don't take it so hard.
- 00:01:15,140 --> 00:01:16,570 No, do take it hard.
- 00:01:16,580 --> 00:01:17,800 Take it hard and serious.
- 00:01:17,810 --> 00:01:20,160 My brother is a dangerous know-it-all
- 00:01:20,170 --> 00:01:21,920 and the stuff he's messing with is even worse.
- 00:01:21,930 --> 00:01:24,390 Do yourself a favor and stay away from him, you hear me?
- 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:26,310 But Grunkle Stan, all summer long,
- 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:28,230 I've wanted to know who the author of the journal was.
- 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:29,910 Now the guy lives in our basement,
- 00:01:29,930 --> 00:01:31,510 and I can't even talk to him.
- 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:33,540 Don't worry about what's on the basement.
- 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:35,900 -You belong up here with me and Mabel. -Yeah!
- 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:39,870 Besides, the season finale of<i>Duck-tectiveis Friday.</i>
- 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:42,230 That's all the mystery you need this week.
- 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:44,540 Come on, quack with us, Dipper.
- 00:01:44,550 --> 00:01:45,500 Quack, quack, quack.
- 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:47,420 Yeah. Quack, quack, quack.
- 00:01:54,540 --> 00:01:56,860 Quack, quack, quack!
- 00:01:56,870 --> 00:01:58,790 Why isn't he quacking?
- 00:02:37,950 --> 00:02:39,500 Dear Mom and Dad,
- 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:40,980 we've been in Gravity Falls for a few months,
- 00:02:40,990 --> 00:02:42,100 and so much has happened.
- 00:02:42,110 --> 00:02:43,810 Just yesterday, gravity reversed itself,
- 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:45,930 almost destroyed the universe,
- 00:02:45,950 --> 00:02:48,730 and totally wrecking the whole town.
- 00:02:48,740 --> 00:02:50,370 <i>They say it was an earthquake,</i>
- 00:02:50,380 --> 00:02:51,970 <i>but you know what I think?</i>
- 00:02:51,990 --> 00:02:53,610 <i>I think I'm gonna have to start serving</i>
- 00:02:53,620 --> 00:02:55,250 <i>pineapple right-side up cake.</i>
- 00:02:55,260 --> 00:02:57,960 Am I right?
- 00:02:57,980 --> 00:02:59,440 <i>Am I right?</i>
- 00:02:59,460 --> 00:03:02,240 <i>Let the rebuilding of the town begin.</i>
- 00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:04,200 <i>Wrecking ball, start wrecking things.</i>
- 00:03:06,410 --> 00:03:08,120 The coolest part of the summer
- 00:03:08,130 --> 00:03:10,040 was Grunkle Stan's twin brother
- 00:03:10,050 --> 00:03:11,830 came out of this portal thingy.
- 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:13,990 Now we have two grunkles for the price of one.
- 00:03:14,010 --> 00:03:16,630 And they are adorable together.
- 00:03:16,640 --> 00:03:18,310 "We love each other so much!"
- 00:03:20,050 --> 00:03:21,790 Mabel, you'll never guess what I found
- 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:22,870 at the store today.
- 00:03:22,890 --> 00:03:24,670 Dogs. Dogs with hats!
- 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:28,140 No. It's my favorite fantasy-talking, level-counting,
- 00:03:28,150 --> 00:03:30,940 statistics and graph-paper involving game of all time:
- 00:03:30,950 --> 00:03:33,500 Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons!
- 00:03:33,510 --> 00:03:34,860 You wanna play it with me?
- 00:03:34,870 --> 00:03:37,420 Well, I do like uniforms,
- 00:03:37,430 --> 00:03:39,170 and that hot elf looks promising.
- 00:03:39,190 --> 00:03:41,370 -How do you play? -The rules are simple.
- 00:03:41,390 --> 00:03:43,490 First, you roll a 38-sided die
- 00:03:43,500 --> 00:03:45,170 to determine the level of each player's
- 00:03:45,190 --> 00:03:46,730 statistical analysis power orb.
- 00:03:46,740 --> 00:03:49,010 These orbs relate directly to the amount of power quadrants
- 00:03:49,030 --> 00:03:50,770 that your tem has dominion over,
- 00:03:50,780 --> 00:03:52,120 which is inverse to the anti-quadrants
- 00:03:52,130 --> 00:03:53,690 in your quadrant satchel.
- 00:03:53,700 --> 00:03:55,240 And then we ride unicorns?
- 00:03:55,260 --> 00:03:56,920 Yes!
- 00:03:56,930 --> 00:03:57,910 And no.
- 00:03:59,290 --> 00:04:02,080 First, we make a graph.
- 00:04:02,090 --> 00:04:05,000 This is like Homework the Game.
- 00:04:05,010 --> 00:04:07,470 Come on, Mabel. I need at least two people to play.
- 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:09,960 Oh, wow, would you look at that?
- 00:04:09,970 --> 00:04:12,910 Two people.
- 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,950 Hey, Soos, up for a little game of D & D & More D?
- 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:17,470 Sorry, Dipper, I don't go in for
- 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:19,390 that pen-and-paper kinda stuff.
- 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:20,900 -I'm more of an FCLORP-er. -A what?
- 00:04:20,910 --> 00:04:22,710 FCLORP.
- 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:24,740 Foam & Cardboard Legitimate Outdoor Role Playing.
- 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:26,900 It is where a passionate brethren of craftsmen
- 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:29,140 bring their dreams to magical reality.
- 00:04:29,150 --> 00:04:31,450 Let yon priestess go, Elf Mage.
- 00:04:31,470 --> 00:04:33,500 Never, Paladin Radmaster.
- 00:04:33,510 --> 00:04:36,120 Fireball, fireball, fireball.
- 00:04:37,220 --> 00:04:38,530 I'm a fortress.
- 00:04:38,540 --> 00:04:40,730 Well, thanks anyways, Soos.
- 00:04:40,740 --> 00:04:43,610 Say, is this that game that's mostly math and writing
- 00:04:43,620 --> 00:04:45,690 and isn't anything like the picture on the box?
- 00:04:45,700 --> 00:04:48,410 Yes, it is! You wanna play with me, Grunkle Stan?
- 00:04:48,420 --> 00:04:52,320 Ha! Look, kid, I prefer to do my dice rolling in Vegas.
- 00:04:52,340 --> 00:04:54,240 Besides, only a game designed by nerds
- 00:04:54,260 --> 00:04:56,840 would have "Charisma" as a fantasy power.
- 00:04:56,850 --> 00:04:58,520 Check this out.
- 00:04:58,530 --> 00:05:00,200 "When facing yon adversaries,
- 00:05:00,210 --> 00:05:03,030 shield thyself under an elfan buttress."
- 00:05:03,050 --> 00:05:05,030 Ha ha, say it again.
- 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:06,950 Buttress.
- 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:08,870 Hey, laugh all you want.
- 00:05:08,890 --> 00:05:11,060 You guys just aren't smart enough to understand it.
- 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:14,180 Sorry, dude, but it is kinda nerdy.
- 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:16,540 Well, I'm off to lay siege to a goblin fortress.
- 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:18,180 To my grandma's backyard!
- 00:05:21,070 --> 00:05:23,260 Oh, nice, you rolled a 17.
- 00:05:23,270 --> 00:05:26,130 And this is sad.
- 00:05:26,140 --> 00:05:28,460 Maybe I should start obsessing over Wendy again.
- 00:05:28,470 --> 00:05:30,890 Hey, give it back.
- 00:05:30,900 --> 00:05:33,570 Come on, Gompers. Let go.
- 00:05:33,590 --> 00:05:35,750 Oh, man, my 38-sided die!
- 00:05:53,290 --> 00:05:54,910 Dipper, stop!
- 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:56,390 Great-uncle Ford.
- 00:05:56,410 --> 00:05:58,750 What did I say about coming down here?
- 00:05:58,770 --> 00:06:01,950 My work is far too dangerous for a single living soul
- 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:04,270 to spend even one second...
- 00:06:04,290 --> 00:06:06,350 Wait. Is that a 38-sided die
- 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:08,750 from Dungeons, Dungeons, And More Dungeons?
- 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:11,220 Yeah. You know that game?
- 00:06:11,230 --> 00:06:14,260 With pen and paper, shield and sword...
- 00:06:14,270 --> 00:06:17,460 ...our quest shall be our sweet reward!
- 00:06:19,030 --> 00:06:22,730 This is my favorite game in the whole multi-verse.
- 00:06:22,740 --> 00:06:24,210 I can't believe they still make it.
- 00:06:24,230 --> 00:06:26,220 They do, and I've been looking all day
- 00:06:26,230 --> 00:06:27,530 for someone to play with me.
- 00:06:27,540 --> 00:06:30,810 My boy, do you know what this means?
- 00:06:30,820 --> 00:06:34,240 We must stop everything I've been working on at once,
- 00:06:34,260 --> 00:06:35,990 and play!
- 00:06:40,580 --> 00:06:41,950 That's going to leave a mark.
- 00:06:44,810 --> 00:06:46,440 Okay, I think we've got everything we need to watch
- 00:06:46,450 --> 00:06:48,040 the season finale of <i>Duck-tectivetomorrow.</i>
- 00:06:48,050 --> 00:06:49,670 I even made mouth ramps
- 00:06:49,690 --> 00:06:51,510 so we can pour food into our mouths
- 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:53,430 without taking our eyes off the screen.
- 00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:57,510 And I recreated the main character
- 00:06:57,530 --> 00:06:59,260 out of spare taxidermy parts.
- 00:06:59,280 --> 00:07:01,100 Quack, quack, I'm the duck detective.
- 00:07:01,110 --> 00:07:02,870 Who stole my bread loaf?
- 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:05,790 That is so messed up.
- 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,260 Dipper would love that.
- 00:07:07,270 --> 00:07:08,780 Yeah, where is the little squirt anyway?
- 00:07:08,790 --> 00:07:10,720 I haven't seen him all afternoon.
- 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:14,530 All right, you enter the chamber.
- 00:07:14,550 --> 00:07:17,100 Princess Unattainabelle beckons you.
- 00:07:17,110 --> 00:07:19,180 But wait, it's a trap.
- 00:07:19,190 --> 00:07:23,170 An illusion cast by Probabilitor the Annoying.
- 00:07:23,180 --> 00:07:24,490 You know his weakness, right?
- 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:26,410 Prime statistical anomalies over 37
- 00:07:26,420 --> 00:07:29,090 but not exceeding 51.
- 00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:31,250 Yes! In your face,
- 00:07:31,260 --> 00:07:33,760 you cardboard wizard.
- 00:07:33,780 --> 00:07:35,640 Hmm, the old boy looks a bit different
- 00:07:35,650 --> 00:07:37,200 than he did back in my day.
- 00:07:37,210 --> 00:07:39,200 Yeah, they change the art every few years.
- 00:07:39,210 --> 00:07:40,920 Thankfully, you missed the period
- 00:07:40,940 --> 00:07:43,480 when the creators of the game tried to make it "cooler."
- 00:07:43,490 --> 00:07:46,130 Man, this game is boring.
- 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:50,190 You dare challenge Probabilitizzle?
- 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:57,500 <i>...updated for the nine double-deuce!</i>
- 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:59,900 <i>-Available wherever dope games are sold. -Peace!</i>
- 00:07:59,920 --> 00:08:02,980 Must've been dark times, those '90s.
- 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:06,620 Sounds like a good time to be stuck between dimensions.
- 00:08:06,630 --> 00:08:09,780 Great-uncle Ford, I've been meaning to ask you.
- 00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:12,020 Where were you before you came out of that machine,
- 00:08:12,030 --> 00:08:13,490 and what have you been doing down here?
- 00:08:13,500 --> 00:08:15,210 Are you working on something behind that curtain?
- 00:08:15,230 --> 00:08:17,330 Dipper, it's best if you and the family
- 00:08:17,340 --> 00:08:19,770 stay away from that subject.
- 00:08:19,780 --> 00:08:22,440 Honestly, I'm not sure any of you could handle the real answer.
- 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:24,280 -But I could handle it. -Ah!
- 00:08:24,290 --> 00:08:26,090 But I can show you a little something
- 00:08:26,100 --> 00:08:27,420 I brought back with me.
- 00:08:30,250 --> 00:08:32,560 An infinity-sided die.
- 00:08:34,610 --> 00:08:37,600 That's so cool... and impossible.
- 00:08:37,610 --> 00:08:40,280 These things are outlawed in 9,000 dimensions.
- 00:08:40,290 --> 00:08:43,310 Wanna know why? Look at those symbols.
- 00:08:43,330 --> 00:08:46,230 Infinite sides means infinite outcomes.
- 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:48,670 If I rolled it, anything could happen.
- 00:08:48,680 --> 00:08:50,460 Our faces could melt into jelly.
- 00:08:50,470 --> 00:08:52,070 The world could turn into an egg.
- 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:54,300 Or you could just roll an eight. Who knows?
- 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:57,940 That's why I have to keep it in this protective cheap plastic case.
- 00:08:57,960 --> 00:08:59,740 Now, back to the game.
- 00:08:59,750 --> 00:09:01,600 You've got Probabilitor on the ropes.
- 00:09:05,820 --> 00:09:07,410 Oh, man.
- 00:09:07,420 --> 00:09:10,610 Then if I drag it here, and then a plus-three...
- 00:09:10,620 --> 00:09:12,570 Dipper, are you gonna go to sleep?
- 00:09:12,590 --> 00:09:14,570 You've been saying dork words for hours.
- 00:09:14,580 --> 00:09:17,320 Sorry, Mabel. I gotta finish this dungeon.
- 00:09:17,330 --> 00:09:19,240 It's gonna totally stump Great-uncle Ford tomorrow.
- 00:09:19,250 --> 00:09:21,160 I can't wait to see the look on his face.
- 00:09:21,170 --> 00:09:25,000 You're, uh, spending a lot of time with old Fordsie lately, huh?
- 00:09:25,010 --> 00:09:26,800 You have no idea.
- 00:09:26,810 --> 00:09:28,390 I knew the author must be cool,
- 00:09:28,410 --> 00:09:29,790 but he's better than I imagined.
- 00:09:29,820 --> 00:09:31,710 And he doesn't make fun of me all the time,
- 00:09:31,730 --> 00:09:33,480 the way you and Grunkle Stan do.
- 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:35,550 Give him time.
- 00:09:35,560 --> 00:09:37,710 Hi-oh!
- 00:09:37,730 --> 00:09:39,410 Ah, you got me.
- 00:09:40,610 --> 00:09:43,290 You got me.
- 00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:47,060 Thanks for coming over to watch tonight's
- 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:49,020 <i>Duck-tective</i> finale, Grenda.
- 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:52,580 Of course. I'm so invested in the life of these characters.
- 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:54,540 Hey, hey, look at you.
- 00:09:54,550 --> 00:09:56,300 Someone's all dressed up.
- 00:09:56,310 --> 00:09:57,610 It's a big night.
- 00:09:57,630 --> 00:09:59,660 I think we all remember where we were
- 00:09:59,670 --> 00:10:01,450 when we learned Duck-tective was shot.
- 00:10:03,150 --> 00:10:05,320 Viewing positions, everyone!
- 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:10,800 Ahh! Graph paper. Kill it, kill it!
- 00:10:10,820 --> 00:10:13,570 Dipper, could you maybe move this to another room?
- 00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:14,880 No dice.
- 00:10:14,900 --> 00:10:16,450 We ran out of room in the basement
- 00:10:16,460 --> 00:10:17,760 and we're going for a world record.
- 00:10:17,770 --> 00:10:19,440 Now dice!
- 00:10:19,460 --> 00:10:20,880 Thirty-two.
- 00:10:20,900 --> 00:10:24,230 -Yes! 7,000 points damage. -You got me.
- 00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:26,150 Why with this?
- 00:10:26,170 --> 00:10:27,960 Wanna break a record, Ford?
- 00:10:27,970 --> 00:10:30,230 You already got it for world's nerdiest old man.
- 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:32,870 Hey, at least I'm not all keyed up to watch a kids' show.
- 00:10:32,890 --> 00:10:34,870 I'll have you know that Duck-tective
- 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:37,390 has a big mystery element, and a lot of humor
- 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:38,860 that goes over kids' heads.
- 00:10:38,870 --> 00:10:40,500 I don't get a lot of it,
- 00:10:40,510 --> 00:10:42,380 but I like animals in human situation.
- 00:10:42,390 --> 00:10:44,320 Grunkle Stan, it starts in a few minutes.
- 00:10:46,030 --> 00:10:48,860 Move that and pay the price.
- 00:10:48,870 --> 00:10:51,330 Oh, what, 50 magical dwarf dollars?
- 00:10:51,350 --> 00:10:53,770 Don't mock our fantastical monetary system.
- 00:10:53,790 --> 00:10:55,610 I'll mock all I want. It's my TV room.
- 00:10:55,620 --> 00:10:57,090 It's my house! You...
- 00:10:57,110 --> 00:11:00,090 Listen, Stanley, did it ever occur to you
- 00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:02,850 that if you joined us, you might actually have fun?
- 00:11:02,860 --> 00:11:04,410 What? Now you listen to me.
- 00:11:04,420 --> 00:11:06,610 As long as I live, I will never...
- 00:11:06,620 --> 00:11:07,970 -Grunkle Stan, wait. -Ever.
- 00:11:07,980 --> 00:11:10,170 -Stanley! -Play your smarty-pants nerd game.
- 00:11:10,180 --> 00:11:11,620 No!
- 00:11:18,530 --> 00:11:22,470 Mortals of Dimension 46 Apostrophe Backflash.
- 00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:23,970 Kneel before me and...
- 00:11:25,970 --> 00:11:28,630 Snivel.
- 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:30,630 I am Probabilitor,
- 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:33,390 the greatest wizard in all mathology,
- 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:35,460 give or take an error of 0.4.
- 00:11:35,470 --> 00:11:37,140 Is this normal?
- 00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:39,700 Have you come to send us on the quest of a lifetime,
- 00:11:39,710 --> 00:11:41,220 because we're the smartest players you've ever met?
- 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:44,370 You are the smartest players I've ever met.
- 00:11:44,390 --> 00:11:46,140 That's why I'm going to eat your brains,
- 00:11:46,150 --> 00:11:47,540 to gain your intelligence.
- 00:11:47,550 --> 00:11:48,820 It's what I do.
- 00:11:48,830 --> 00:11:51,210 -It's his thing. -What?!
- 00:11:51,220 --> 00:11:53,450 Seize them!
- 00:11:53,470 --> 00:11:56,130 Your math is no match for my gun, you idiot.
- 00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:57,470 Math ray!
- 00:11:59,660 --> 00:12:01,670 I'm not here to play games.
- 00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:06,670 Now to the forest for the ultimate game.
- 00:12:10,770 --> 00:12:13,830 So the room's free now.
- 00:12:13,850 --> 00:12:15,710 Who wants to watch Duck-tective?
- 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:18,650 Nobody? More couch for Grenda.
- 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:23,430 Oh, no. That crazy wizard is gonna eat
- 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:26,710 our brother's brain. We have to stop him.
- 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:29,180 Maybe let him get a couple of bites in Ford's brain first.
- 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:31,180 Even things out, smartness-wise.
- 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:33,900 -Grunkle Stan! -All right, all right.
- 00:12:33,910 --> 00:12:35,300 I guess if we have no other choice,
- 00:12:35,310 --> 00:12:37,300 we'll go on a...
- 00:12:37,310 --> 00:12:38,940 epic wizard quest.
- 00:12:38,950 --> 00:12:41,680 Everyone grab a weapon.
- 00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:46,720 Nice.
- 00:12:49,180 --> 00:12:50,930 We're coming for you, Dipper.
- 00:12:50,940 --> 00:12:52,210 And Great-uncle Ford.
- 00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:53,650 And possibly that hot elf,
- 00:12:53,660 --> 00:12:55,350 if he's got anything to do with this.
- 00:13:02,060 --> 00:13:03,760 With each brain I eat,
- 00:13:03,780 --> 00:13:06,590 I shall increase my enchant-elligence.
- 00:13:06,610 --> 00:13:07,960 If my hands were free,
- 00:13:07,970 --> 00:13:10,120 I'd break every part of your face.
- 00:13:10,130 --> 00:13:11,390 The time has come.
- 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:14,270 Hot elf, ready the brain-cooking pot.
- 00:13:14,290 --> 00:13:16,700 Uh, yes, Probabilitor.
- 00:13:27,710 --> 00:13:29,620 We must be getting close.
- 00:13:29,630 --> 00:13:31,460 These fairy bites are getting more frequent.
- 00:13:31,470 --> 00:13:33,560 Hey, look, listen.
- 00:13:35,110 --> 00:13:37,860 Halt! You interlopers are trespassing
- 00:13:37,870 --> 00:13:40,300 on the ancient forest of Probabilitor the wizard.
- 00:13:40,310 --> 00:13:41,850 If ye wish to pass,
- 00:13:41,870 --> 00:13:45,130 first ye must complete seven unworldly quests,
- 00:13:45,140 --> 00:13:47,860 each more difficult than the last.
- 00:13:49,540 --> 00:13:51,680 Is he... dead?
- 00:13:51,690 --> 00:13:54,240 He's magic, sweetie. I'm sure he's fine.
- 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,960 There's no cops in the forest.
- 00:13:55,970 --> 00:13:58,520 We take this to our graves.
- 00:14:00,330 --> 00:14:02,270 -What do we do, what do we do? -Stop thinking, Dipper.
- 00:14:02,290 --> 00:14:04,150 The more wrinkled your brain gets,
- 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:05,680 the more he'll wanna eat it.
- 00:14:05,690 --> 00:14:07,990 And now, a little math problem.
- 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,870 When I subtract your brain from your skull,
- 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:14,700 add salt and divide your family, what's the remainder?
- 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:16,620 Your butt!
- 00:14:16,630 --> 00:14:19,660 What? My butt isn't part of this particular equation.
- 00:14:21,350 --> 00:14:23,780 Drat! How did you make it past my one guard?
- 00:14:23,790 --> 00:14:25,260 Very well.
- 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:29,090 There's only one way your family can save you.
- 00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:31,660 You must defeat me
- 00:14:31,670 --> 00:14:34,330 in Dungeons, Dungeons, And More Dungeons,
- 00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:36,600 real life edition!
- 00:14:39,710 --> 00:14:41,560 What? Oh, come on.
- 00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:44,480 I choose my characters versus...
- 00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:48,040 Yours.
- 00:14:48,060 --> 00:14:50,000 Oh, my ears.
- 00:14:50,020 --> 00:14:51,680 They're so pointy.
- 00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:53,240 There better be something protective
- 00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:55,750 under this tunic. Oh, no, there isn't.
- 00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,670 Seriously?
- 00:14:57,690 --> 00:14:59,590 Can't we just, like, arm wrestle or something?
- 00:14:59,610 --> 00:15:01,670 Come on, this game is a lot of fun.
- 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:03,670 I had my mom pack me a lunch.
- 00:15:03,690 --> 00:15:06,310 Ew, apple slices? I'll eat you last.
- 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:09,830 Just make with the rules, ugly.
- 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:11,820 The game is a battle royale.
- 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:13,220 We help our characters by casting spells
- 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,140 determined by rolls of the dice.
- 00:15:15,150 --> 00:15:18,020 If you win, I go back to my own dimension.
- 00:15:18,030 --> 00:15:21,700 But if I win, I eat their brains.
- 00:15:21,710 --> 00:15:22,940 Hey, I'm not sure this is such a good...
- 00:15:22,950 --> 00:15:24,730 -Deal! -Oh, boy.
- 00:15:24,740 --> 00:15:27,630 Let the game begin!
- 00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:31,760 Attack!
- 00:15:36,270 --> 00:15:38,090 What do we do? What are our moves?
- 00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:40,080 There are no moves. You make them up.
- 00:15:40,090 --> 00:15:41,440 What? Really?
- 00:15:41,450 --> 00:15:43,400 Yes. I tried to tell you.
- 00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:46,840 This game involves math, but also risk and imagination.
- 00:15:46,860 --> 00:15:49,040 -Risk! -Imagination?!
- 00:15:49,050 --> 00:15:51,900 Grunkle Stan, make something up. It's just like lying.
- 00:15:53,210 --> 00:15:54,750 I cast... uh...
- 00:15:55,730 --> 00:15:58,010 Shield of shielding.
- 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:02,150 Ha! We're doin' it.
- 00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:05,130 Shield of shielding reversal spell.
- 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:10,170 I cast giggle time bouncy boots.
- 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,610 Fat flame-y sword.
- 00:16:15,630 --> 00:16:17,950 Super-hot flame-y sword!
- 00:16:23,790 --> 00:16:26,130 Drat you. You'll never outrun my...
- 00:16:26,140 --> 00:16:30,870 Ogre-nado. It is what it sounds like.
- 00:16:34,140 --> 00:16:37,270 I cast Centaur-taur! Yah!
- 00:16:42,650 --> 00:16:45,860 Mabel, I am so confused and so proud right now.
- 00:17:07,390 --> 00:17:08,850 Ha ha ha, yes!
- 00:17:08,870 --> 00:17:11,210 I was saving the worst for last.
- 00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:12,850 Oh, no.
- 00:17:12,860 --> 00:17:14,170 The impossi-beast.
- 00:17:14,190 --> 00:17:16,010 Hey, I thought they banned this character.
- 00:17:16,020 --> 00:17:18,330 Think again. I'm playing the controversial
- 00:17:18,340 --> 00:17:20,830 1991-1992 edition.
- 00:17:22,180 --> 00:17:23,690 I'll think of some weapons.
- 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,400 You don't understand.
- 00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:26,760 This is the most powerful monster in the game.
- 00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:29,440 He can only be defeated by rolling a perfect 38.
- 00:17:29,450 --> 00:17:30,680 But the odds of that are...
- 00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:33,280 Hey, long odds are what you want
- 00:17:33,290 --> 00:17:35,120 when you're a world-class gambler.
- 00:17:35,130 --> 00:17:37,360 All right, Stan, you can do this.
- 00:17:37,380 --> 00:17:39,240 Papa needs a new pair of...
- 00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:40,900 twins!
- 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:49,990 No!!
- 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,740 Sorry, nerd wizard.
- 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:55,340 All of your smarts are no match for dumb luck.
- 00:17:55,350 --> 00:17:57,130 I cast Death Muffins!
- 00:18:03,990 --> 00:18:05,520 Yes!
- 00:18:06,950 --> 00:18:08,290 Ha ha ha!
- 00:18:08,310 --> 00:18:10,210 The game is, like, over.
- 00:18:10,230 --> 00:18:11,930 Excelsi-whatever.
- 00:18:11,950 --> 00:18:14,810 No! I'm returning to my own realm.
- 00:18:14,830 --> 00:18:17,410 I'm turning into pure math.
- 00:18:17,420 --> 00:18:21,030 What are the odds?!
- 00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:24,880 Grunkle Stan, that was amazing.
- 00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:26,370 How did you know that you would win?
- 00:18:26,380 --> 00:18:28,710 Hey, a gambler never reveals his secrets.
- 00:18:30,620 --> 00:18:33,840 Man, that was fun for ages eight to 80.
- 00:18:33,850 --> 00:18:36,590 Or a million or however old you guys are.
- 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:39,950 You know, I'm sorry for making fun of your game, kiddo.
- 00:18:39,970 --> 00:18:41,910 Sure, it might be too nerdy for me,
- 00:18:41,930 --> 00:18:43,670 but it's just the right amount of nerdy
- 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:45,230 for you and my brother.
- 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:47,070 And if you two wanna hang out sometimes,
- 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:48,230 I won't get in your way.
- 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:49,740 Actually, after all that,
- 00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:51,620 I could use a little mindless fun.
- 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:54,900 Guys, we can watch the second showing of<i>Duck-tective.</i>
- 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:56,480 It's not too late.
- 00:19:03,390 --> 00:19:05,700 <i>I just don't understand who shot you.</i>
- 00:19:05,710 --> 00:19:08,170 <i>The only person clever enough to defeat Duck-tective</i>
- 00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:10,190 <i>is... Duck-tective.</i>
- 00:19:19,540 --> 00:19:21,800 He had a twin brother all along?
- 00:19:21,810 --> 00:19:24,110 That's the big twist we were waiting for?
- 00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:25,280 What a rip-off.
- 00:19:25,300 --> 00:19:26,860 I predicted that, like, a year ago.
- 00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:33,670 This will be here if you ever need it.
- 00:19:33,690 --> 00:19:37,100 Really? Even though I got us into the whole game-playing mess?
- 00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:39,110 Ah, we both got carried away.
- 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:42,780 I guess we'd both gone for a while without a friend.
- 00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:45,050 Dipper, can I tell you something?
- 00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:47,500 You asked me earlier
- 00:19:47,510 --> 00:19:49,110 what I was working on.
- 00:19:49,110 --> 00:19:50,580 Well...
- 00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:52,860 I dismantled the portal.
- 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:55,140 An inter-dimensional gateway is too dangerous
- 00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:56,540 for the world it feeds into.
- 00:19:56,550 --> 00:19:59,250 That's why I was mad at Stan for using it.
- 00:19:59,260 --> 00:20:01,050 He saved me, but as I feared,
- 00:20:01,070 --> 00:20:04,210 the instability of the machine created this.
- 00:20:04,220 --> 00:20:05,930 An inter-dimensional rift.
- 00:20:05,940 --> 00:20:07,610 I've contained it for now,
- 00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:09,440 but it's incredibly dangerous.
- 00:20:09,460 --> 00:20:11,450 Dipper, I don't want you to tell anyone about this.
- 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,240 Not Stan, not even your sister.
- 00:20:13,260 --> 00:20:16,360 -Do you understand? -Oh, of course.
- 00:20:16,370 --> 00:20:19,240 In my time, I've made many powerful enemies.
- 00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:22,000 But I trust you with this secret.
- 00:20:22,010 --> 00:20:24,030 Now get yourself to bed.
- 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:26,320 I have much research to do.
- 00:20:26,330 --> 00:20:27,870 Good night, Great-uncle Ford.
- 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:29,490 Good night, Dipper.
- 00:20:42,230 --> 00:20:44,540 Guys, do you ever think maybe we're doin' this
- 00:20:44,550 --> 00:20:46,540 'cause our lives aren't special enough?
- 00:20:46,550 --> 00:20:48,770 That we use fantasy as an escape to avoid
- 00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:49,970 the self-improvement we all need?
- 00:20:49,990 --> 00:20:51,330 That maybe we should just go out
- 00:20:51,340 --> 00:20:52,810 and grow with people?
- 00:20:52,820 --> 00:20:55,690 Fortresses can't speak.
- 00:20:55,710 --> 00:20:57,630 I'm a fortress.
- 00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:02,050 Does anyone wanna rescue him?
- 00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:04,490 -Ah, I'm tired. -I'm good.
- 00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:06,240 Long day.
- 00:00:04,550 --> 00:00:06,250 Я съела целый пакет крекеров,
- 00:00:06,270 --> 00:00:07,980 не используя руки!
- 00:00:07,990 --> 00:00:11,610 Ленивый вторник – это просто потрясающая штука!
- 00:00:11,620 --> 00:00:14,360 Да, приятно провести хотя бы один день,
- 00:00:14,370 --> 00:00:18,220 чтобы не случилось ничего интересного.
- 00:00:22,300 --> 00:00:23,600 Всем пригнуться!
- 00:00:23,610 --> 00:00:25,670 Он не должен отведать плоти!
- 00:00:27,690 --> 00:00:29,230 -А что это? -Можно его оставить?
- 00:00:29,250 --> 00:00:31,180 Убей его, убей его!
- 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:37,990 Спокойно!
- 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:41,370 И попался!
- 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:47,460 Супер, убери его отсюда!
- 00:00:47,480 --> 00:00:49,740 Воняет, словно кого-то вырвало.
- 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:51,340 Дедушка Форд! Может, тебе помочь?
- 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:53,700 Я прочитал об этих штуках в твоем дневнике
- 00:00:53,710 --> 00:00:55,610 -и, кажется, я знаю, как... -Нет!
- 00:00:55,620 --> 00:00:57,530 Извини, Диппер!
- 00:00:57,540 --> 00:00:59,170 Этот темный и странный путь – только мой,
- 00:00:59,180 --> 00:01:01,390 и тебе, сынок, нельзя со мной!
- 00:01:02,340 --> 00:01:04,110 Что ж, позовите на ужин!
- 00:01:07,260 --> 00:01:10,200 Тогда может в другой раз? Или нет?
- 00:01:10,220 --> 00:01:11,920 Или никогда?
- 00:01:11,940 --> 00:01:15,130 Ну же, Диппер! Не надо расстраиваться.
- 00:01:15,140 --> 00:01:16,570 Нет уж, расстраивайся!
- 00:01:16,580 --> 00:01:17,800 И давай по максимуму!
- 00:01:17,810 --> 00:01:20,160 Мой брат – опасный всезнайка,
- 00:01:20,170 --> 00:01:21,920 а его занятия – ещё опаснее!
- 00:01:21,930 --> 00:01:24,390 Так что, лучше, пожалей себя и держись от него подальше!
- 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:26,310 Да, но, дядя Стэн, я всё лето
- 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:28,230 пытался разыскать автора этого дневника!
- 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:29,910 И вот он живёт у нас в подвале,
- 00:01:29,930 --> 00:01:31,510 но с ним даже поговорить нельзя!
- 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:33,540 Ой, да наплюй ты на этот подвал!
- 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:35,900 -Твоё место наверху – со мной и Мэйбл! -Да!
- 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:39,870 К тому же, в пятницу будет финал сезона «Уткатива»!
- 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:42,230 Так что тайн и загадок всем хватит!
- 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:44,540 Давай, крякай с нами, Диппер!
- 00:01:44,550 --> 00:01:45,500 Кряк, кряк, кряк...
- 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:47,420 Ха, да! Кряк, кряк...
- 00:01:54,540 --> 00:01:56,860 Кряк, кряк, кряк.
- 00:01:56,870 --> 00:01:58,790 Дядя, почему он не крякает?
- 00:02:15,314 --> 00:02:17,914 ДИППЕР
- 00:02:19,338 --> 00:02:20,738 МЭЙБЛ
- 00:02:21,862 --> 00:02:23,262 СТЭН
- 00:02:33,486 --> 00:02:35,486 ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ
- 00:02:37,950 --> 00:02:39,500 «Дорогие мама и папа,
- 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:40,980 мы уже пару месяцев в Гравити Фолз
- 00:02:40,990 --> 00:02:42,100 и здесь масса всего интересного!
- 00:02:42,110 --> 00:02:43,810 Например, вчера из-за проблем с гравитацией
- 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:45,930 чуть не исчезла вся вселенная,
- 00:02:45,950 --> 00:02:48,730 и городок очень сильно пострадал!»
- 00:02:48,740 --> 00:02:50,370 <i>Говорят, землетрясение,</i>
- 00:02:50,380 --> 00:02:51,970 <i>но сказать, что я думаю?</i>
- 00:02:51,990 --> 00:02:53,610 <i>Я думаю, что теперь буду подавать</i>
- 00:02:53,620 --> 00:02:55,250 <i>ананасовый пирог начинкой вниз!</i>
- 00:02:55,260 --> 00:02:57,960 <i>Я права?</i>
- 00:02:57,980 --> 00:02:59,440 <i>Ну, я же права?</i>
- 00:02:59,460 --> 00:03:02,240 <i>Начинаем восстановление города!</i>
- 00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:04,200 <i>Разрушитель, давай разрушай!</i>
- 00:03:06,410 --> 00:03:08,120 «Но самое крутое событие лета –
- 00:03:08,130 --> 00:03:10,040 это брат-близнец дяди Стэна,
- 00:03:10,050 --> 00:03:11,830 вернувшийся через портал!
- 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:13,990 Два дедунчатых дяди по цене одного!
- 00:03:14,010 --> 00:03:16,630 И они просто обожают друг друга»!
- 00:03:16,640 --> 00:03:18,310 Мы сильно друг друга любим!
- 00:03:20,050 --> 00:03:21,790 Мэйбл! Не поверишь, что я нашел
- 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:22,870 сегодня в магазине!
- 00:03:22,890 --> 00:03:24,670 Щенят! Щенят в шляпах!
- 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:28,140 Нет! Я нашел свою любимую, требующую
- 00:03:28,150 --> 00:03:30,940 точного анализа и статистики, фантазийную игру всех времен!
- 00:03:30,950 --> 00:03:33,500 «Подземелья, подземелья и еще подземелья!»
- 00:03:33,510 --> 00:03:34,860 Хочешь со мной поиграть?
- 00:03:34,870 --> 00:03:37,420 Ну, знаешь, я люблю единорогов!
- 00:03:37,430 --> 00:03:39,170 И этот эльф очень симпатичный!
- 00:03:39,190 --> 00:03:41,370 -А как играть? -Правила простейшие!
- 00:03:41,390 --> 00:03:43,490 Бросьте кость с 38 гранями
- 00:03:43,500 --> 00:03:45,170 и определите уровень
- 00:03:45,190 --> 00:03:46,730 статистического анализа энерго-сферы!
- 00:03:46,740 --> 00:03:49,010 Сила сферы зависит от количества квадрантов,
- 00:03:49,030 --> 00:03:50,770 которыми владеет ваша команда,
- 00:03:50,780 --> 00:03:52,120 и противоположно анти-квадрантам
- 00:03:52,130 --> 00:03:53,690 в вашем хранилище».
- 00:03:53,700 --> 00:03:55,240 А там летают на единорогах?
- 00:03:55,260 --> 00:03:56,920 Да!
- 00:03:56,930 --> 00:03:57,910 То есть нет!
- 00:03:59,290 --> 00:04:02,080 Сперва, нужно сделать расчет.
- 00:04:02,090 --> 00:04:05,000 Лучше делать уроки, чем в это играть?!
- 00:04:05,010 --> 00:04:07,470 Да ладно, чтобы играть, нужны, хотя бы, двое.
- 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:09,960 Ой, надо же! Ты только посмотри!
- 00:04:09,970 --> 00:04:12,910 Вот вас и двое!
- 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,950 Привет, Зуc! Поиграем в игру «Пэ, пэ и еще пэ»?
- 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:17,470 Извини, Диппер, я не очень
- 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:19,390 люблю такие игры!
- 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:20,900 -Я ведь фанат ДРИУПКи. -Чего?
- 00:04:20,910 --> 00:04:22,710 ДРИУПКи!
- 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:24,740 Допустимой Ролевой Игры на Улице с Пенопластом и Картоном!
- 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:26,900 Это игра для фанатов фэнтэзийных книг!
- 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:29,140 Мы воплощаем свои мечты в реальность!
- 00:04:29,150 --> 00:04:31,450 А ну, отпусти священную деву, эльф!
- 00:04:31,470 --> 00:04:33,500 И не подумаю, Добрый Палладин!
- 00:04:33,510 --> 00:04:36,120 Файербол! Файербол! Файербол!
- 00:04:37,220 --> 00:04:38,530 Я – крепостная башня!
- 00:04:38,540 --> 00:04:40,730 Ладно, всё равно, спасибо, Зуc.
- 00:04:40,740 --> 00:04:43,610 Ишь ты! Это та игра, где только писанина и математика
- 00:04:43,620 --> 00:04:45,690 и ничего общего с обложкой?
- 00:04:45,700 --> 00:04:48,410 Да, именно! А ты не хочешь со мной поиграть?
- 00:04:48,420 --> 00:04:52,320 Ха! Слышь, парень, кости предпочитаю бросать в Вегасе!
- 00:04:52,340 --> 00:04:54,240 И потом, только в игре для всяких ботаников
- 00:04:54,260 --> 00:04:56,840 «харизма» считается волшебной силой!
- 00:04:56,850 --> 00:04:58,520 Зацените!
- 00:04:58,530 --> 00:05:00,200 «Встретившись со своим противником,
- 00:05:00,210 --> 00:05:03,030 защитите себя простым Задником Эльфа».
- 00:05:03,050 --> 00:05:05,030 Ха-ха! Скажи еще раз.
- 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:06,950 Задник!
- 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:08,870 Можете смеяться!
- 00:05:08,890 --> 00:05:11,060 Просто, для этой игры вам не хватает ума!
- 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:14,180 Извини, чувак, игра, правда, ботанская!
- 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:16,540 Ладно, пошел брать в осаду Крепость Гоблина!
- 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:18,180 К бабуле на лужайку!
- 00:05:21,070 --> 00:05:23,260 Отлично! Ты выбросил 17!
- 00:05:23,270 --> 00:05:26,130 Да, это печально!
- 00:05:26,140 --> 00:05:28,460 Может, лучше стоит снова начать страдать из-за Венди!
- 00:05:28,470 --> 00:05:30,890 Эй, а ну, отдай!
- 00:05:30,900 --> 00:05:33,570 Ну, козел, отдай, говорю!
- 00:05:33,590 --> 00:05:35,750 Ой, моя кость с 38 гранями!
- 00:05:53,290 --> 00:05:54,910 Диппер, стой!
- 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:56,390 Дедушка Форд!
- 00:05:56,410 --> 00:05:58,750 Кто тебе разрешил сюда спуститься?!
- 00:05:58,770 --> 00:06:01,950 Моя работа слишком опасна, чтобы хоть одна живая душа
- 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:04,270 хоть секунду находилась вблизи...
- 00:06:04,290 --> 00:06:06,350 Это 38-гранная кость
- 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:08,750 из «Подземелий, подземелий и ещё подземелий»?
- 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:11,220 Да! Ты знаешь эту игру?
- 00:06:11,230 --> 00:06:14,260 «Вместе с пером, бумагой, щитом и мечом...
- 00:06:14,270 --> 00:06:17,460 мы до самого конца эту игру пройдём!»
- 00:06:19,030 --> 00:06:22,730 Моя любимейшая игра во всей мультивселенной!
- 00:06:22,740 --> 00:06:24,210 Надо же, её до сих пор выпускают?!
- 00:06:24,230 --> 00:06:26,220 Еще бы! И я целый день ищу того,
- 00:06:26,230 --> 00:06:27,530 кто со мной сыграет.
- 00:06:27,540 --> 00:06:30,810 Мальчик мой, ты понимаешь, что это значит?
- 00:06:30,820 --> 00:06:34,240 Мне придется бросить сразу всё, чем я занимался,
- 00:06:34,260 --> 00:06:35,990 и сыграть!
- 00:06:40,580 --> 00:06:41,950 Теперь останется шрам.
- 00:06:43,110 --> 00:06:45,440 Итак, у нас есть всё, что нужно, чтобы завтра посмотреть
- 00:06:45,450 --> 00:06:47,740 последнюю серию «Уткатива»!
- 00:06:48,050 --> 00:06:49,670 Это едальная подавалка,
- 00:06:49,690 --> 00:06:51,510 чтобы есть и ни на секунду
- 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:53,430 не отрывать глаз от экрана!
- 00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:57,510 А я создал главного героя
- 00:06:57,530 --> 00:06:59,260 из остатков различных чучел!
- 00:06:59,280 --> 00:07:01,100 Кряк, кряк. Я – детектив Уткатив!
- 00:07:01,110 --> 00:07:02,870 Кто украл мой хлеб?
- 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:05,290 Какая странная штука.
- 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,260 Дипперу она понравится!
- 00:07:07,270 --> 00:07:08,780 Да! Кстати, где этот бездельник?
- 00:07:08,790 --> 00:07:10,720 Целый день его не видел.
- 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:14,530 Хорошо! Ты входишь в палаты,
- 00:07:14,550 --> 00:07:17,100 принцесса Недотрога тебя зовёт!
- 00:07:17,110 --> 00:07:19,180 Но стой, это ловушка!
- 00:07:19,190 --> 00:07:23,170 Это иллюзия, созданная Вероятником Мерзейшим!
- 00:07:23,180 --> 00:07:24,490 Ты знаешь его слабость?
- 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:26,410 Первичные аномалии статистики между 37
- 00:07:26,420 --> 00:07:29,090 и 51.
- 00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:31,250 Да! Ты проиграл,
- 00:07:31,260 --> 00:07:33,760 картонный ты чародей!
- 00:07:33,780 --> 00:07:35,640 Да! Старик только какой-то не такой,
- 00:07:35,650 --> 00:07:37,200 как был в моей юности.
- 00:07:37,210 --> 00:07:39,200 Они каждые пару лет меняют дизайн!
- 00:07:39,210 --> 00:07:40,920 Скажи спасибо, ты не застал то время,
- 00:07:40,940 --> 00:07:43,480 когда его пытались сделать «круче».
- 00:07:43,490 --> 00:07:46,130 Эта игра такая тупая!
- 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:50,190 Рискнули бросить вызов Вероятнику?
- 00:07:50,190 --> 00:07:52,190 <i>Я поверну кепарь И брошу кость</i>
- 00:07:52,190 --> 00:07:54,190 <i>Не суйся к чародею Потому что он жулит</i>
- 00:07:54,190 --> 00:07:55,480 Цифровые подземелья и всё такое!
- 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:57,500 Новые игральные кости!
- 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:59,900 -Ищите, типа, во всех магазинах! -Мир!
- 00:07:59,920 --> 00:08:02,980 Да, 90-е были тёмными временами!
- 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:06,620 Ужас! Похоже, я вовремя застрял между измерениями.
- 00:08:06,630 --> 00:08:09,780 Дедушка Форд, я давно уже хотел спросить,
- 00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:12,020 где ты был до того, как появился здесь?
- 00:08:12,030 --> 00:08:13,490 И что ты делал там, где был?
- 00:08:13,500 --> 00:08:15,210 За этой шторой – то, над чем ты работаешь?
- 00:08:15,230 --> 00:08:17,330 Диппер, тебе и всем остальным
- 00:08:17,340 --> 00:08:19,770 лучше не касаться этой темы!
- 00:08:19,780 --> 00:08:22,440 Честно говоря, не знаю, готовы ли вы узнать ответ.
- 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:24,280 -Но, лично я – готов! -Нет!
- 00:08:24,290 --> 00:08:26,090 Зато я могу показать кое-что,
- 00:08:26,100 --> 00:08:27,420 что я принёс оттуда!
- 00:08:30,250 --> 00:08:32,560 Кость с бесконечными гранями.
- 00:08:34,610 --> 00:08:37,600 Какая крутая штука! И невероятная!
- 00:08:37,610 --> 00:08:40,280 Эти штуки запрещены в девяти тысячах измерений!
- 00:08:40,290 --> 00:08:43,310 А почему, знаешь?! Посмотри на символы:
- 00:08:43,330 --> 00:08:46,230 бесконечные грани – бесконечный результат!
- 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:48,670 Если её бросить, всё может случиться!
- 00:08:48,680 --> 00:08:50,460 Вдруг мы превратимся в желе?
- 00:08:50,470 --> 00:08:52,070 Или мир превратится в яйцо?
- 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:54,300 Или просто выпадет восемь! Кто знает?!
- 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:57,940 И поэтому я держу её в этом дешевом пластиковом кейсе!
- 00:08:57,960 --> 00:08:59,740 А теперь играем дальше!
- 00:08:59,750 --> 00:09:01,600 Ты почти победил Вероятника!
- 00:09:05,820 --> 00:09:07,410 Ха-ха, а если так?
- 00:09:07,420 --> 00:09:10,610 Тогда, будь у меня тут дракон и ещё три огненных...
- 00:09:10,620 --> 00:09:12,570 Диппер, ты спать собираешься?
- 00:09:12,590 --> 00:09:14,570 Ты несколько часов какую-то чушь бубнишь.
- 00:09:14,580 --> 00:09:17,320 Прости, но я должен закончить подземелье!
- 00:09:17,330 --> 00:09:19,240 Тогда завтра дедушка Форд обалдеет.
- 00:09:19,250 --> 00:09:21,160 Представляю выражение его лица!
- 00:09:21,170 --> 00:09:25,000 А ты что-то много времени стал проводить с дедом Фордом!
- 00:09:25,010 --> 00:09:26,800 И всё равно этого мало!
- 00:09:26,810 --> 00:09:28,390 Я понимал, что автор крутой,
- 00:09:28,410 --> 00:09:29,790 но он даже круче, чем я представлял!
- 00:09:29,820 --> 00:09:31,710 И ещё он не смеётся надо мной всю дорогу,
- 00:09:31,730 --> 00:09:33,480 как вы с дядей Стэном.
- 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:35,550 Еще не вечер!
- 00:09:35,560 --> 00:09:37,710 Хэй!
- 00:09:37,730 --> 00:09:39,410 Да, вообще, ты прав!
- 00:09:40,610 --> 00:09:43,290 Абсолютно прав!
- 00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:47,060 Спасибо, что пришла на просмотр
- 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:49,020 заключительной серии «Уткатива».
- 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:52,580 Пожалуйста! Я так переживаю за судьбы этих персонажей.
- 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:54,540 Хэй-хэй, ну, надо же!
- 00:09:54,550 --> 00:09:56,300 Приоделся, как на праздник.
- 00:09:56,310 --> 00:09:57,610 Важный вечер!
- 00:09:57,630 --> 00:09:59,660 Мы все помним, что с нами было,
- 00:09:59,670 --> 00:10:01,450 когда Уткатива ранили.
- 00:10:03,150 --> 00:10:05,320 Все на смотровую позицию!
- 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:10,800 Миллиметровка! Убить её! Убить!
- 00:10:10,820 --> 00:10:13,570 Диппер, а вы не могли бы перебраться в другое место?
- 00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:14,880 Увы, нет!
- 00:10:14,900 --> 00:10:16,450 В подвале уже места нет,
- 00:10:16,460 --> 00:10:17,760 а мы идём на мировой рекорд!
- 00:10:17,770 --> 00:10:19,440 Итак, бросаю!
- 00:10:19,460 --> 00:10:20,880 32.
- 00:10:20,900 --> 00:10:24,230 -Да! Семь тысяч пунктов повреждения! -Ты меня побил.
- 00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:26,150 Опять двадцать пять!
- 00:10:26,170 --> 00:10:27,960 Хочешь побить рекорд, Форд?!
- 00:10:27,970 --> 00:10:30,230 Уже побил, став старейшим ботаником.
- 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:32,870 Но я, хотя бы, не тащусь от просмотра детских шоу.
- 00:10:32,890 --> 00:10:34,870 В шоу про Уткатива присутствует
- 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:37,390 важный элемент тайны, а еще там юмор,
- 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:38,860 который дети не понимают.
- 00:10:38,870 --> 00:10:40,500 Да, я не понимаю,
- 00:10:40,510 --> 00:10:42,380 но я люблю, когда животные говорят.
- 00:10:42,390 --> 00:10:44,320 Дядя Стэн, серия вот-вот начнется!
- 00:10:46,030 --> 00:10:48,860 Стоп, или заплатишь свою цену.
- 00:10:48,870 --> 00:10:51,330 Какую?! 50 магических баксов?!
- 00:10:51,350 --> 00:10:53,770 Не издевайся над игровой монетарной системой!
- 00:10:53,790 --> 00:10:55,610 Буду издеваться – это моя комната!
- 00:10:55,620 --> 00:10:57,090 А это мой дом, ты...
- 00:10:57,110 --> 00:11:00,090 Слушай, Стэнли, ты не думал,
- 00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:02,850 что, присоединившись к нам, можешь получить удовольствие?
- 00:11:02,860 --> 00:11:04,410 Что?! Послушай-ка меня:
- 00:11:04,420 --> 00:11:06,610 пока я жив, я никогда...
- 00:11:06,620 --> 00:11:07,970 -Дядя Стэн, стой! -Никогда...
- 00:11:07,980 --> 00:11:10,170 -Стэнли! -...не буду играть в ботанские игры!
- 00:11:10,180 --> 00:11:11,620 Нет!
- 00:11:18,530 --> 00:11:22,470 Смертные из измерения «Сорок-шесть Апостроф-Обратный Слэш»!
- 00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:23,970 Быстро на колени!
- 00:11:25,970 --> 00:11:28,630 Молитесь!
- 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:30,630 Я – Великий Вероятник,
- 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:33,390 величайший волшебник в Матемаландии,
- 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:35,460 максимальная погрешность: 0,4.
- 00:11:35,470 --> 00:11:37,140 А это нормально?
- 00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:39,700 Ты пришел, чтобы устроить нам приключение,
- 00:11:39,710 --> 00:11:41,220 потому что мы умнейшие игроки?
- 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:44,370 О, вы точно умнейшие игроки в этом мире!
- 00:11:44,390 --> 00:11:46,140 И я сожру ваши мозги
- 00:11:46,150 --> 00:11:47,540 и присвою интеллект!
- 00:11:47,550 --> 00:11:48,820 Обычай у меня такой.
- 00:11:48,830 --> 00:11:51,210 -Обычай такой. -Что?
- 00:11:51,220 --> 00:11:53,450 Схватить их!
- 00:11:53,470 --> 00:11:56,130 Всю твою математику побьёт мой пистолет.
- 00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:57,470 Матема-Луч!
- 00:11:59,660 --> 00:12:01,670 Я пришел не в игры играть!
- 00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:06,670 А теперь устроим пирушку в лесу!
- 00:12:10,770 --> 00:12:13,830 Ну что, комната свободна!
- 00:12:13,850 --> 00:12:15,710 Кто будет смотреть «Уткатива»?
- 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:18,650 Что, никто? Тогда Гренда – на диване!
- 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:23,430 Какой ужас! Злой волшебник хочет съесть
- 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:26,710 мозги моего брата! Нужно его остановить!
- 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:29,180 А может, пусть отъест у Форда чуточку мозгов!
- 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:31,180 Чтоб немного его упростить!
- 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:33,900 -Дядя Стэн! -Ну, ладно, ладно!
- 00:12:33,910 --> 00:12:35,300 Если вариантов нет,
- 00:12:35,310 --> 00:12:37,300 отправляемся...
- 00:12:37,310 --> 00:12:38,940 в эпический суперквест.
- 00:12:38,950 --> 00:12:41,680 Все должны вооружиться.
- 00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:46,720 Круть!
- 00:12:49,180 --> 00:12:50,930 Мы спасём тебя, Диппер
- 00:12:50,940 --> 00:12:52,210 и Дедушка Форд!
- 00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:53,650 И симпатичного эльфа!
- 00:12:53,660 --> 00:12:55,350 Это если никто не возражает!
- 00:13:02,060 --> 00:13:03,760 Чем больше мозгов я ем,
- 00:13:03,780 --> 00:13:06,590 тем сильнее становится мой чаро-интеллект!
- 00:13:06,610 --> 00:13:07,960 Будь у меня свободны руки,
- 00:13:07,970 --> 00:13:10,120 я бы тебе по морде надавал.
- 00:13:10,130 --> 00:13:11,390 Время пришло!
- 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:14,270 Эй, Эльф, готовь котелок для варки мозгов!
- 00:13:14,290 --> 00:13:16,700 Да, Великий Вероятник.
- 00:13:27,710 --> 00:13:29,620 Кажись, совсем рядом!
- 00:13:29,630 --> 00:13:31,460 Эти феи кусаются всё чаще.
- 00:13:31,470 --> 00:13:33,560 Странник! Стой! Послушай!
- 00:13:35,110 --> 00:13:37,860 Стоять! Вы незаконно вторгаетесь
- 00:13:37,870 --> 00:13:40,300 в лес, принадлежащий Чародею Вероятнику!
- 00:13:40,310 --> 00:13:41,850 Чтобы пройти дальше,
- 00:13:41,870 --> 00:13:45,130 нужно выполнить семь тяжелейших заданий,
- 00:13:45,140 --> 00:13:47,860 каждое намного труднее, чем преды...
- 00:13:49,540 --> 00:13:51,680 Он что дохлый?
- 00:13:51,690 --> 00:13:54,240 Он волшебный, детка! Всё с ним в порядке!
- 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,960 В этом лесу копов нет!
- 00:13:55,970 --> 00:13:58,520 Молчим до конца дней.
- 00:14:00,330 --> 00:14:02,270 -Что делать будем? Что делать будем? -Хватит думать, Диппер!
- 00:14:02,290 --> 00:14:04,150 Чем больше извилин,
- 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:05,680 тем аппетитнее твой мозг!
- 00:14:05,690 --> 00:14:07,990 А вот вам математическая задачка:
- 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,870 когда я вычту ваши мозги из черепушек,
- 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:14,700 посолю и разделю вашу семью, что будет в остатке?
- 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:16,620 Твой зад!
- 00:14:16,630 --> 00:14:19,660 Что?! Мой зад не является частью этого уравнения!
- 00:14:21,350 --> 00:14:23,780 Черт! Как вы преодолели моего охранника?
- 00:14:23,790 --> 00:14:25,260 Что ж, ладно!
- 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:29,090 Существует лишь один способ вашим родным спасти вас:
- 00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:31,660 вы должны победить меня.
- 00:14:31,670 --> 00:14:34,330 В «Подземельях, подземельях, и еще подземельях!»
- 00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:36,600 Спецвыпуск «Реальная жизнь»!
- 00:14:39,710 --> 00:14:41,560 Что?! Да ладно тебе!
- 00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:44,480 Выставляю своих героев против...
- 00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:48,040 ваших.
- 00:14:48,060 --> 00:14:50,000 Ой! Мои уши!
- 00:14:50,020 --> 00:14:51,680 Они заостренные!
- 00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:53,240 Я надеюсь, под этой туникой
- 00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:55,750 есть защита! О нет, защиты нет!
- 00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,670 Ты серьёзно?
- 00:14:57,690 --> 00:14:59,590 Могли бы просто побороться на руках!
- 00:14:59,610 --> 00:15:01,670 Да ладно, игра очень интересная!
- 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:03,670 А мамуля дала мне завтрак!
- 00:15:03,690 --> 00:15:06,310 Фу, кусочки яблок? Это будет на десерт.
- 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:09,830 А, ладно, диктуй правила!
- 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:11,820 Наши герои дерутся насмерть!
- 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:13,220 Мы им помогаем своей магией!
- 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,140 А какой – определяет кость!
- 00:15:15,150 --> 00:15:18,020 Победите – я вернусь в своё измерение!
- 00:15:18,030 --> 00:15:21,700 А проиграете – я съем их мозги.
- 00:15:21,710 --> 00:15:22,940 Эй, по-моему, это не самая лучшая...
- 00:15:22,950 --> 00:15:24,730 -Лады! -О, боже.
- 00:15:24,740 --> 00:15:27,630 Да начнется схватка!
- 00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:31,760 В атаку!
- 00:15:36,270 --> 00:15:38,090 Что нам делать? Как нам ходить?
- 00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:40,080 Ходов здесь нет! Их придумывают!
- 00:15:40,090 --> 00:15:41,440 Что?! Правда?
- 00:15:41,450 --> 00:15:43,400 Да, я хотел объяснить!
- 00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:46,840 В игре есть математика, а еще риск и воображение!
- 00:15:46,860 --> 00:15:49,040 -Риск? -И воображение?
- 00:15:49,050 --> 00:15:51,900 Дядя, придумай что-нибудь! Это то же самое, что врать!
- 00:15:53,210 --> 00:15:54,750 Заклинаю...
- 00:15:55,730 --> 00:15:58,010 щит из щитов.
- 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:02,150 Ха! Получается!
- 00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:05,130 Кастую заклинание, отменяющее щит!
- 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:10,170 Заклинание суперпрыгающих ботинок!
- 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,610 Огненный меч-резанец!
- 00:16:15,630 --> 00:16:17,950 Суперогненный меч-резанец!
- 00:16:23,790 --> 00:16:26,130 Чтоб вас! Но вам не одолеть мой...
- 00:16:26,140 --> 00:16:30,870 огро-торнадо! Поняли, почему он так называется?
- 00:16:34,140 --> 00:16:37,270 Кастую суперкентавра! Да!
- 00:16:42,650 --> 00:16:45,860 Мэйбл, я не понимаю, что это, но я тобой горжусь!
- 00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:51,884 -Вперёд! -Давайте, давайте!
- 00:17:07,390 --> 00:17:08,850 Ха-ха, да!
- 00:17:08,870 --> 00:17:11,210 Я припас самое убойное под конец.
- 00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:12,850 О, нет!
- 00:17:12,860 --> 00:17:14,170 Небывалозверь!
- 00:17:14,190 --> 00:17:16,010 Но этого персонажа забанили!
- 00:17:16,020 --> 00:17:18,330 Как бы не так! Я играю в вариант игры
- 00:17:18,340 --> 00:17:20,830 1991-1992 года!
- 00:17:22,180 --> 00:17:23,690 Сейчас я придумаю оружие!
- 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,400 Ты не понимаешь!
- 00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:26,760 Это самый могучий монстр в игре!
- 00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:29,440 Победишь, только, если выбросишь 38!
- 00:17:29,450 --> 00:17:30,680 Но шанс такого броска...
- 00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:33,280 Сделать такой бросок – да с полпинка!
- 00:17:33,290 --> 00:17:35,120 Если, конечно, ты игрок со стажем!
- 00:17:35,130 --> 00:17:37,360 Так, Стэн, постарайся!
- 00:17:37,380 --> 00:17:39,240 Папуле нужна новая пара...
- 00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:40,900 близнецов!
- 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:49,990 Нет!
- 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,740 Что, чародей-ботаник,
- 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:55,340 весь твой ум бессилен против чистой удачи.
- 00:17:55,350 --> 00:17:57,130 Кастую кексы смерти!
- 00:18:03,990 --> 00:18:05,520 Да!
- 00:18:08,310 --> 00:18:10,210 Короче, игра окончена!
- 00:18:10,230 --> 00:18:11,930 Типа, Эксельсиор.
- 00:18:11,950 --> 00:18:14,810 Не хочу! Я не хочу в свой мир!
- 00:18:14,830 --> 00:18:17,410 Превращаюсь в чистую математику!
- 00:18:17,420 --> 00:18:21,030 Какова вероятность?
- 00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:24,880 Дядя Стэн, это потрясающе!
- 00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:26,370 Но откуда ты знал, что победишь?
- 00:18:26,380 --> 00:18:28,710 Хэй, игроки не выдают свои секреты.
- 00:18:30,620 --> 00:18:33,840 Класс! Игра и правда от 8 до 80!
- 00:18:33,850 --> 00:18:36,590 Или сколько вам там, дедули, лет, я даже не знаю.
- 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:39,950 Знаешь, прости, что издевался над твоей игрой!
- 00:18:39,970 --> 00:18:41,910 Да, для меня она слегка заумна,
- 00:18:41,930 --> 00:18:43,670 но для тебя и моего брата
- 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:45,230 она – то, что надо!
- 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:47,070 Короче, если захотите потусоваться,
- 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:48,230 я вам мешать не буду.
- 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:49,740 Вообще, после такого
- 00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:51,620 можно просто тупо повеселиться.
- 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:54,900 Ребята! Мы успеем посмотреть финал «Уткатива»!
- 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:56,480 Ещё не поздно!
- 00:19:00,165 --> 00:19:02,165 <i>Я отправляюсь в пруд на небесах.</i>
- 00:19:03,390 --> 00:19:05,700 <i>Не могу понять, кто в тебя стрелял!</i>
- 00:19:05,710 --> 00:19:08,170 <i>Ведь победить Уткатива не может никто, кроме...</i>
- 00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:10,190 <i>Уткатива!</i>
- 00:19:13,414 --> 00:19:15,414 <i>Время доделать начатое...</i>
- 00:19:15,438 --> 00:19:16,638 <i>Брат-близнец!</i>
- 00:19:16,662 --> 00:19:18,662 <i>(Перепуганный кряк)</i>
- 00:19:19,540 --> 00:19:21,800 У него изначально был брат-близнец?!
- 00:19:21,810 --> 00:19:24,110 И эту «невероятную» развязку мы все ждали?!
- 00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:25,280 Чушь какая-то!
- 00:19:25,300 --> 00:19:26,860 Я год назад это предсказывал.
- 00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:33,670 Она будет здесь, если вдруг понадобится.
- 00:19:33,690 --> 00:19:37,100 Правда?! Несмотря на то, что я виноват в этом игровом кошмаре?
- 00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:39,110 Мы оба немного заигрались!
- 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:42,780 Видимо, просто, слегка соскучились по общению!
- 00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:45,050 Диппер, тебе можно доверить секрет?
- 00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:47,500 Ты хотел знать,
- 00:19:47,510 --> 00:19:49,110 над чем я работаю!
- 00:19:49,110 --> 00:19:50,580 Смотри,
- 00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:52,860 я разобрал портал Стэна!
- 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:55,140 Проход между измерениями опасен
- 00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:56,540 для мира, в который он ведёт!
- 00:19:56,550 --> 00:19:59,250 Поэтому я рассердился, что его включили!
- 00:19:59,260 --> 00:20:01,050 Да, я спасся, но смотри:
- 00:20:01,070 --> 00:20:04,210 нестабильность системы создала это!
- 00:20:04,220 --> 00:20:05,930 Трещину между измерениями!
- 00:20:05,940 --> 00:20:07,610 Пока я её сдерживаю,
- 00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:09,440 но она очень опасна!
- 00:20:09,460 --> 00:20:11,450 Диппер, прошу, никому об этом не говори:
- 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,240 ни Стэну, ни сестренке!
- 00:20:13,260 --> 00:20:16,360 -Ты меня понял? -О, конечно!
- 00:20:16,370 --> 00:20:19,240 В своё время у меня было много сильных врагов,
- 00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:22,000 но тебе я могу доверять!
- 00:20:22,010 --> 00:20:24,030 Ну, а теперь иди-ка спать,
- 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:26,320 у меня еще куча работы.
- 00:20:26,330 --> 00:20:27,870 Доброй ночи, дядя Форд.
- 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:29,490 Доброй ночи, Диппер.
- 00:20:42,230 --> 00:20:44,540 Ребят, а вы никогда не думали, что мы занимаемся
- 00:20:44,550 --> 00:20:46,540 всем этим от скуки?
- 00:20:46,550 --> 00:20:48,770 Мы уходим в мир фантазий, чтобы избежать
- 00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:49,970 работы над собой в реальном мире!
- 00:20:49,990 --> 00:20:51,330 Может пора выйти в реальный мир
- 00:20:51,340 --> 00:20:52,810 и просто повзрослеть?
- 00:20:52,820 --> 00:20:55,690 Крепости не разговаривают!
- 00:20:55,710 --> 00:20:57,630 Да, я – крепость!
- 00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:02,050 Есть желающие его спасти?
- 00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:04,490 -Да нет, вроде! -Я устал!
- 00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:05,740 Целый день...
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