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Рассказ о двух Стэнах

A Tale of Two Stans

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Описание

Загнанный в угол под Хижиной Чудес дядюшка Стэн наконец расскажет всю правду Дипперу и Мэйбл о своём прошлом, о своём брате Стэнфорде и о вселенском портале.

Субтитры

00:00:02,630 --> 00:00:04,900 -Wait up. -Yeah, you should keep up.
00:00:04,910 --> 00:00:06,630 I can keep up.
00:00:07,990 --> 00:00:09,570 Whoa!
00:00:09,580 --> 00:00:10,600 Neato!
00:00:10,620 --> 00:00:13,480 Mysterious, boarded-up cave.
00:00:13,500 --> 00:00:15,560 It might be filled with lost prehistoric life forms.
00:00:15,580 --> 00:00:17,890 Or Mesoamerican gold.
00:00:17,900 --> 00:00:19,290 Uh, ladies first.
00:00:23,980 --> 00:00:27,160 Ha ha! Good thing you've got your smarts, Poindexter.
00:00:27,170 --> 00:00:28,720 I've got the other thing.
00:00:28,730 --> 00:00:31,420 What is it called? Oh, right, punching.
00:00:32,690 --> 00:00:35,320 Cool. Splinters.
00:00:35,330 --> 00:00:37,790 Whoa! It's so creepy in here.
00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:39,070 Hey, don't worry, bro.
00:00:39,090 --> 00:00:41,220 Wherever we go, we go together.
00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:43,970 Don't forget to leave our names so they know who owns the place.
00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:49,760 Pines, Pines, Pines, Pines.
00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:33,950 Finally, after all these long years of waiting,
00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:35,530 you're actually here.
00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:39,350 Brother!
00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:41,780 Ow! What the heck was that for?
00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:44,380 This was an insanely risky move,
00:01:44,390 --> 00:01:46,020 restarting the portal.
00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:47,620 Didn't you read my warnings?
00:01:47,630 --> 00:01:49,180 Warnings, schmarnings.
00:01:49,190 --> 00:01:51,250 How's about maybe a thanks for saving you
00:01:51,260 --> 00:01:52,410 from what appears to be, I don't know,
00:01:52,420 --> 00:01:55,290 some kinda sci-fi sideburn dimension.
00:01:55,300 --> 00:01:57,490 Thank you? You really think I'm gonna thank you
00:01:57,510 --> 00:01:59,490 after what you did 30 years ago?
00:01:59,500 --> 00:02:00,770 What I did?
00:02:00,780 --> 00:02:02,390 Why, you ungrateful...
00:02:04,410 --> 00:02:06,600 Don't expect me to go easy on you
00:02:06,610 --> 00:02:09,480 just because you're family.
00:02:09,500 --> 00:02:10,920 Hey, hi. Mabel here.
00:02:10,940 --> 00:02:12,360 Quick question.
00:02:12,370 --> 00:02:14,120 What the heck is going on here?
00:02:14,130 --> 00:02:17,190 Stan, you didn't tell me there were children down here.
00:02:17,210 --> 00:02:20,030 And some sort of large, hairless gopher.
00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:21,630 Ha ha, I get that a lot.
00:02:21,640 --> 00:02:23,510 They're your family, Poindexter.
00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:24,990 Shermy's grandkids.
00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,910 I have a niece, and a nephew?
00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:30,430 Greetings. Do kids still say greetings?
00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:33,180 I haven't been in this dimension for a really long time.
00:02:33,190 --> 00:02:35,230 Whoa, six-fingered handshake.
00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:37,300 It's a full finger friendlier than normal.
00:02:37,310 --> 00:02:39,620 Ha ha, I like this kid. She's weird.
00:02:39,630 --> 00:02:41,700 I... I can't believe it.
00:02:41,710 --> 00:02:44,010 You're the author of the journals.
00:02:44,020 --> 00:02:45,930 You've read my journals?
00:02:45,940 --> 00:02:47,770 I haven't just read them.
00:02:47,790 --> 00:02:49,290 I've lived them.
00:02:49,310 --> 00:02:50,970 I've been waiting for so long to meet you.
00:02:50,990 --> 00:02:53,010 I don't know what to say. I have so many questions.
00:02:55,310 --> 00:02:57,050 I think I'm gonna throw up.
00:02:57,060 --> 00:02:58,440 No, no, false alarm.
00:02:58,460 --> 00:03:00,490 Just gotta ride it out.
00:03:00,500 --> 00:03:02,810 Listen, there'll be time for introductions later.
00:03:02,820 --> 00:03:04,280 But first, tell me, Stan.
00:03:04,290 --> 00:03:06,080 Are there any security breaches?
00:03:06,090 --> 00:03:08,360 Does anyone else know about this portal?
00:03:08,370 --> 00:03:09,990 No. Just us.
00:03:10,010 --> 00:03:11,720 Also, maybe the entire U.S. government.
00:03:11,730 --> 00:03:13,070 The what?!
00:03:13,090 --> 00:03:14,840 <i>Fan out. We're not going anywhere</i>
00:03:14,850 --> 00:03:17,870 <i>till we find Stan Pines and those kids.</i>
00:03:17,890 --> 00:03:19,630 Okay. It's all right.
00:03:19,640 --> 00:03:21,870 We've got a while before they find this room.
00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:24,300 We just need to lay low and think of a plan.
00:03:24,310 --> 00:03:27,180 It looks like we're stuck down here for a while.
00:03:27,190 --> 00:03:29,980 Who wants to tell us their entire mysterious backstory?
00:03:29,990 --> 00:03:33,180 Yes, I have some questions about all this myself, Stanley.
00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:34,860 Stanley?
00:03:34,870 --> 00:03:36,770 But your name is Stanford.
00:03:36,790 --> 00:03:38,730 Wait, you took my name?
00:03:38,750 --> 00:03:40,650 What have you been doing all these years, you knucklehead?
00:03:40,670 --> 00:03:42,530 Yeah, Grunkle Stan, no more lies.
00:03:42,540 --> 00:03:44,010 You owe us some answers.
00:03:44,030 --> 00:03:45,410 What's the deal with this portal?
00:03:45,420 --> 00:03:46,690 Why did you keep this a secret?
00:03:46,700 --> 00:03:48,770 And what happened between you and your brother?
00:03:48,790 --> 00:03:51,530 I'm hoping all this aligns exactly with my fan-fic, Stan.
00:03:51,540 --> 00:03:53,930 If not, I will be very disappointed.
00:03:53,940 --> 00:03:55,240 Okay. Okay, okay.
00:03:55,260 --> 00:03:56,960 I know I have a lot of explaining to do.
00:03:56,980 --> 00:03:59,480 It all started a lifetime ago.
00:03:59,490 --> 00:04:01,720 <i>1960-something.</i>
00:04:01,730 --> 00:04:04,200 <i>Glass Shard Beach, New Jersey.</i>
00:04:04,210 --> 00:04:06,750 <i>I lived with my ma and pa in the Lead Paint district</i>
00:04:06,770 --> 00:04:08,040 <i>above the family pawn shop.</i>
00:04:08,050 --> 00:04:09,830 <i>Dad was a strict man.</i>
00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:11,880 <i>Tough as a cinder block, and not easily impressed.</i>
00:04:11,890 --> 00:04:13,390 I'm not impressed.
00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:15,150 <i>Mom was a pathological liar,</i>
00:04:15,170 --> 00:04:17,030 <i>which served her well as a phone psychic.</i>
00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:18,980 That'll be 99 cents an hour.
00:04:18,990 --> 00:04:20,590 No, you're overpriced.
00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:22,270 Yeah, I predicted you were gonna hang up.
00:04:22,280 --> 00:04:24,350 <i>And then, there was my nerdy twin brother Stanford.</i>
00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:26,660 <i>As if his abnormally high IQ wasn't enough,</i>
00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:28,420 <i>he also had a rare birth defect...</i>
00:04:28,430 --> 00:04:29,980 <i>six fingers on each hand,</i>
00:04:29,990 --> 00:04:31,450 <i>which might've explained his obsession</i>
00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:34,330 <i>with sci-fi mystery weirdness.</i>
00:04:34,340 --> 00:04:37,730 <i>As for me, I had what Mom liked to call personality.</i>
00:04:37,750 --> 00:04:41,010 <i>But as different as we were,</i>
00:04:41,020 --> 00:04:42,970 <i>we were the perfect team,</i>
00:04:42,980 --> 00:04:44,570 <i>and every day, we'd wander the beach,</i>
00:04:44,580 --> 00:04:46,010 <i>looking for adventure.</i>
00:04:46,020 --> 00:04:47,780 Whoa!
00:04:50,900 --> 00:04:52,960 A shipwrecked sailboat.
00:04:52,970 --> 00:04:54,520 Possibly haunted by pirate ghosts.
00:04:54,540 --> 00:04:56,600 This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.
00:04:56,610 --> 00:04:58,830 And I once saw a dead rat floating in a bucket.
00:04:58,850 --> 00:05:01,520 Ew. What's wrong with you?
00:05:01,530 --> 00:05:04,070 Huh. You know what this thing's missing?
00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:05,670 Flags.
00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:08,310 Kings of New Jersey, kings of New Jersey,
00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:10,050 kings of New Jersey!
00:05:12,710 --> 00:05:15,910 I dub thee the<i>Stan O' War.</i>
00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:17,500 Ow! What the heck?
00:05:17,510 --> 00:05:19,460 Well, well, if it ain't the loser twins.
00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:22,340 Nice boat. You get it at the dump?
00:05:24,150 --> 00:05:26,580 You would know, Crampelter. Get lost!
00:05:26,590 --> 00:05:28,250 Listen, dorks, and listen good.
00:05:28,270 --> 00:05:30,050 You're a six-fingered freak,
00:05:30,070 --> 00:05:32,850 and you're just a dumber, sweatier version of him.
00:05:32,860 --> 00:05:34,530 And you're lucky you have each other,
00:05:34,550 --> 00:05:36,690 because neither of you will ever make any friends.
00:05:38,620 --> 00:05:40,540 Dorks and losers.
00:05:41,980 --> 00:05:44,640 Hey, don't let those idiots get to you.
00:05:44,660 --> 00:05:46,280 But I am a freak.
00:05:46,290 --> 00:05:48,360 I just wonder if there's anywhere in the world
00:05:48,370 --> 00:05:50,190 where weirdos like me fit in.
00:05:50,210 --> 00:05:52,920 Hey, chin up, buddy. Look.
00:05:52,930 --> 00:05:54,910 One of these days, you and me are gonna
00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:56,440 sail away from this dumb town.
00:05:56,450 --> 00:05:58,510 We'll hunt for treasure, get all the girls,
00:05:58,530 --> 00:06:01,630 and be an unstoppable team of adventurers.
00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:03,150 You really mean it?
00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:05,050 -High six? -High six.
00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:07,950 <i>Those were the good times.</i>
00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:09,780 <i>Those bullies may have been right about us</i>
00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:12,180 <i>not making many friends, but when push comes to shove,</i>
00:06:12,190 --> 00:06:13,890 <i>you only really need one.</i>
00:06:18,830 --> 00:06:21,180 <i>Ford's brain seemed to get more impressive every year.</i>
00:06:21,190 --> 00:06:23,340 <i>So did our pet project.</i>
00:06:23,350 --> 00:06:25,890 <i>Sure, I got in more than my fair share of trouble,</i>
00:06:25,910 --> 00:06:27,690 <i>but when your brother's the smartest kid in school,</i>
00:06:27,700 --> 00:06:29,550 <i>you've always got a leg up on the competition.</i>
00:06:31,540 --> 00:06:35,920 <i>The future was looking bright for both of us,</i>
00:06:35,940 --> 00:06:38,360 <i>till one day.</i>
00:06:38,380 --> 00:06:40,570 Pines twins to the principal's office.
00:06:40,580 --> 00:06:42,490 <i>Pines twins to the principal's office.</i>
00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:44,520 Ah, great. What is it this time?
00:06:44,530 --> 00:06:46,260 Not you. Him.
00:06:53,090 --> 00:06:54,790 Now, Mr. Pines, I'd like to speak with you
00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:56,310 very frankly, if I may.
00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:58,710 Very frankly is the only way I speak.
00:06:58,730 --> 00:07:00,070 You have two sons.
00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:02,060 One of them is incredibly gifted.
00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:04,060 The other one is standing outside this room, and his name's Stanley.
00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:06,100 What are you saying?
00:07:06,110 --> 00:07:08,860 I'm saying your son Stanford is a genius!
00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:10,700 All of his teachers are going bananas
00:07:10,710 --> 00:07:12,620 over his science fair experiment.
00:07:12,630 --> 00:07:14,260 You ever heard of West Coast Tech?
00:07:14,270 --> 00:07:15,860 Best college in the country.
00:07:15,870 --> 00:07:17,410 Their graduates turn science fiction
00:07:17,420 --> 00:07:18,610 into science fact.
00:07:18,630 --> 00:07:20,930 The admissions team is visiting tomorrow
00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:22,690 to check out Stanford's experiment.
00:07:22,710 --> 00:07:24,570 Your son may be a future millionaire, Mr. Pines.
00:07:24,580 --> 00:07:26,850 I'm impressed.
00:07:26,860 --> 00:07:29,290 What about our little free spirit Stanley?
00:07:29,300 --> 00:07:30,840 That clown? At this rate,
00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:32,760 he'll be lucky to graduate high school.
00:07:32,780 --> 00:07:35,560 Look, there's a saltwater taffy store on the dock,
00:07:35,570 --> 00:07:38,040 and somebody's gotta get paid to scrape the barnacles off of it.
00:07:38,060 --> 00:07:41,390 Stanford's going places, but hey, look on the bright side.
00:07:41,410 --> 00:07:44,440 At least you'll have one son here in New Jersey forever.
00:07:44,450 --> 00:07:46,190 Joke's on them if they think
00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:47,790 you wanna go to some stuffy college
00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:49,310 on the other side of the country.
00:07:49,330 --> 00:07:51,630 Once we get the<i>Stan O' Warcomplete,</i>
00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:52,940 it's gonna be beaches, babes,
00:07:52,970 --> 00:07:54,820 and international treasure hunting for us.
00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:58,030 Look, Stan, I can't pass up a chance like this.
00:07:58,040 --> 00:07:59,700 This school has cutting-edge programs
00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:01,870 and multi-dimensional paradigm theory.
00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:04,420 Be-boop. I am a nerd robot.
00:08:04,430 --> 00:08:06,260 That's you. That's what you sound like.
00:08:06,270 --> 00:08:08,250 Ah, well,
00:08:08,270 --> 00:08:11,370 if the college board isn't impressed with my experiment tomorrow,
00:08:11,390 --> 00:08:13,330 then okay, I'll do the treasure hunting thing.
00:08:13,350 --> 00:08:14,770 And if they are?
00:08:14,790 --> 00:08:16,930 Well, then I guess you better come visit me
00:08:16,950 --> 00:08:19,150 on the other side of the country.
00:08:21,700 --> 00:08:24,730 <i>Without Ford, I was just half of a dynamic duo.</i>
00:08:24,740 --> 00:08:27,050 <i>I couldn't make it out there without him.</i>
00:08:27,060 --> 00:08:28,680 <i>And now, thanks to that dumb college,</i>
00:08:28,700 --> 00:08:31,300 <i>I was gonna lose my brother forever.</i>
00:08:35,130 --> 00:08:37,750 This is all your fault, you dumb machine!
00:08:37,770 --> 00:08:39,890 Oh, no. No, no, no. What did I do?
00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,110 There. All right.
00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:45,700 Good as new. Probably.
00:08:50,470 --> 00:08:52,380 All right, kid, show us what you got.
00:08:52,390 --> 00:08:54,340 Okay. Well, what would you say
00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:56,340 if I told you the future of technology
00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:58,180 was beneath this sheet?
00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:00,060 I'd say we wasted a car trip.
00:09:00,070 --> 00:09:01,980 What?
00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,300 But it was stable yesterday.
00:09:04,310 --> 00:09:06,180 A fuse must've blown or something.
00:09:06,190 --> 00:09:08,450 Kid, a perpetual motion machine has one job...
00:09:08,470 --> 00:09:10,250 to not stop.
00:09:10,260 --> 00:09:12,650 I don't think you're West Coast Tech material.
00:09:12,660 --> 00:09:14,450 No, wait. Don't go!
00:09:14,460 --> 00:09:16,190 I worked so hard.
00:09:20,620 --> 00:09:22,760 One paddle paddle paddle, two paddle paddle.
00:09:22,770 --> 00:09:24,640 Man, that Jackie O. What a fox.
00:09:24,650 --> 00:09:26,200 Hey, what's the word, sixer?
00:09:26,220 --> 00:09:27,880 Can you explain what this was doing
00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:29,790 next to my broken project?
00:09:29,810 --> 00:09:32,430 Okay. I might've accidentally been...
00:09:32,450 --> 00:09:34,150 horsing around.
00:09:34,170 --> 00:09:35,990 This was no accident, Stan. You did this.
00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,830 You did this because you couldn't handle me
00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:39,070 going to college on my own.
00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:40,670 Look, it was a mistake.
00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:42,230 Although, if you think about it,
00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:43,830 maybe there's a silver lining.
00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:45,660 Huh? Treasure hunting?
00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:47,230 Are you kidding me?
00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:48,980 Why would I wanna do anything with the person
00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,300 who sabotaged my entire future?
00:09:51,310 --> 00:09:54,020 You did what, you knucklehead?
00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:57,410 Stanley, what's going on in here?
00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,380 Wait, no. I can explain. It was a mistake.
00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:01,010 You ignoramus.
00:10:01,030 --> 00:10:03,370 Your brother was gonna be our ticket outta this dump.
00:10:03,390 --> 00:10:05,330 All you ever do is lie and cheat,
00:10:05,350 --> 00:10:07,530 and ride on your brother's coattails.
00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:09,640 Well, this time, you cost our family
00:10:09,660 --> 00:10:11,210 potential millions.
00:10:11,220 --> 00:10:13,130 And until you make us a fortune,
00:10:13,140 --> 00:10:14,880 you're not welcome in this household.
00:10:14,890 --> 00:10:17,790 What?! Stanford, tell him he's being crazy.
00:10:21,490 --> 00:10:23,280 Stanford? Don't leave me hanging.
00:10:23,300 --> 00:10:25,260 High six?
00:10:27,250 --> 00:10:29,640 Fine! I can make it on my own.
00:10:29,650 --> 00:10:31,550 I don't need you, I don't need anyone.
00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:33,110 I'll make millions, and you'll rue the day
00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:35,470 you turned your back on me.
00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:37,430 <i>Thanks to one dumb mistake, I had no brother,</i>
00:10:37,450 --> 00:10:39,550 <i>no home, no nothing.</i>
00:10:39,550 --> 00:10:41,410 <i>But I had a plan to fix everything.</i>
00:10:44,270 --> 00:10:46,860 Oh, this story's so sad.
00:10:46,870 --> 00:10:49,660 I know what you two little broken teacups need.
00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:51,570 To hug it out.
00:10:51,590 --> 00:10:53,450 Hug it out.
00:10:53,470 --> 00:10:56,130 Hug train comin' in the station.
00:10:56,140 --> 00:10:59,010 Hugapalooza 2000!
00:10:59,020 --> 00:11:00,450 Kid, will you knock that off?
00:11:00,470 --> 00:11:02,850 I'm trying to tell my life story here.
00:11:02,860 --> 00:11:05,410 <i>I had decided I wasn't gonna show my face at home</i>
00:11:05,420 --> 00:11:07,570 <i>till I proved I could make something of myself.</i>
00:11:07,580 --> 00:11:09,520 <i>Unfortunately, the treasure hunting business</i>
00:11:09,530 --> 00:11:11,200 <i>was slow going.</i>
00:11:11,210 --> 00:11:14,320 <i>Apparently, gold is some kind of rare metal.</i>
00:11:14,330 --> 00:11:16,480 <i>Luckily, I struck another kind of gold.</i>
00:11:16,490 --> 00:11:18,640 <i>In sales.</i>
00:11:18,650 --> 00:11:20,110 Hi there. I'm Stan Pines
00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:21,590 of Stanco Enterprises.
00:11:21,610 --> 00:11:24,910 Are you sick of this always happening to you?
00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:27,350 Then you need the chamois of the future.
00:11:27,370 --> 00:11:29,830 Made with the same material astronauts use
00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:32,310 to clean up cranberry stains on the moon.
00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:33,540 That's the Sham Total.
00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:36,180 It's a total sham.
00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:37,860 <i>I had made my mark, all right.</i>
00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:39,420 <i>Unfortunately, so did the chamois.</i>
00:11:39,430 --> 00:11:42,020 <i>Apparently, the cheap dye I used to color them</i>
00:11:42,030 --> 00:11:43,820 <i>only made stains worse.</i>
00:11:43,830 --> 00:11:45,810 <i>Customers weren't crazy about that.</i>
00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,140 <i>Luckily, they were chasing me </i>
00:11:47,150 --> 00:11:49,000 <i>with Stanco-brand pitchforks.</i>
00:11:50,150 --> 00:11:51,730 Suckers!
00:11:51,740 --> 00:11:53,850 <i>I was officially banned from New Jersey.</i>
00:11:53,860 --> 00:11:55,730 <i>But with a quick name change,</i>
00:11:55,740 --> 00:11:57,370 <i>Steve Pinington was ready to take on Pennsylvania.</i>
00:11:57,380 --> 00:11:59,170 Hi. I'm Steve Pinington.
00:11:59,180 --> 00:12:01,360 Are you sick of bandages that are hard to remove?
00:12:01,380 --> 00:12:03,040 Then what you need is the Rip Off.
00:12:03,060 --> 00:12:05,000 The Rip Off won't give you rashes.
00:12:05,020 --> 00:12:07,120 I repeat, it won't give you rashes.
00:12:07,140 --> 00:12:09,220 <i>It gave you rashes.</i>
00:12:12,010 --> 00:12:13,830 <i>I traveled the whole country,</i>
00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:15,200 <i>sometimes outside of it,</i>
00:12:15,210 --> 00:12:16,990 <i>always one step ahead of the law,</i>
00:12:17,010 --> 00:12:20,550 <i>looking for something that would be my big break.</i>
00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:23,710 Whoa. So that explains all the fake ID's.
00:12:23,730 --> 00:12:25,350 But wait, what about you?
00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:27,260 Did you end up going to your dream school?
00:12:27,270 --> 00:12:28,460 Not exactly.
00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:30,140 All right, I know Backupsmore
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:32,060 wasn't anyone's first choice,
00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:33,500 but what we lack in prestige
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:36,380 we make up for in mostly bug-free dorms.
00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:38,090 I'm sure your families are proud.
00:12:38,110 --> 00:12:40,690 More or less.
00:12:40,700 --> 00:12:43,370 <i>In a place like that, I had to work twice as hard.</i>
00:12:43,390 --> 00:12:45,010 <i>Luckily, that's what I do best.</i>
00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:46,930 <i>I went from undergrad to PhD</i>
00:12:46,950 --> 00:12:48,530 <i>three years ahead of schedule,</i>
00:12:48,540 --> 00:12:50,090 <i>wrote a thesis that was nationally ranked,</i>
00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:51,730 <i>and was awarded an enormous grant</i>
00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:53,330 <i>for my own scientific research.</i>
00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:55,080 <i>But what to study?</i>
00:12:55,090 --> 00:12:56,520 <i>My whole life, I'd been teased</i>
00:12:56,540 --> 00:12:58,000 <i>for my six fingers.</i>
00:12:58,020 --> 00:13:00,720 <i>But that got me thinking about anomalies.</i>
00:13:00,730 --> 00:13:03,120 <i>Things that were odd, unusual,</i>
00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:04,680 <i>statistically improbable.</i>
00:13:04,690 --> 00:13:06,520 <i>And according to my investigations,</i>
00:13:06,530 --> 00:13:09,360 <i>there was one place with a higher concentration</i>
00:13:09,370 --> 00:13:11,430 <i>of these things than anywhere else.</i>
00:13:11,450 --> 00:13:14,510 <i>A small lumber town in Roadkill County, Oregon.</i>
00:13:14,530 --> 00:13:16,210 <i>Gravity Falls.</i>
00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:20,910 <i>Meanwhile, your old Uncle Stan was doing great.</i>
00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:22,590 <i>I'd come up with</i>
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,620 <i>a sophisticated new business strategy.</i>
00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:27,660 Come on. Owl, owl...
00:13:27,670 --> 00:13:29,540 Football player with an omelet?!
00:13:29,550 --> 00:13:31,330 Gah!
00:13:32,630 --> 00:13:34,860 <i>I was in great shape, living on my own,</i>
00:13:34,870 --> 00:13:38,080 <i>and the best part was, I didn't need help from nobody.</i>
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,310 <i>Hello. This is Stanford Pines.</i>
00:13:47,580 --> 00:13:50,800 <i>I was heading out on my own, as well.</i>
00:13:50,820 --> 00:13:52,880 <i>I set to work using my grant money</i>
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:55,850 <i>to investigate the strange properties of this town.</i>
00:13:55,860 --> 00:13:57,540 <i>But what would I find here?</i>
00:14:00,690 --> 00:14:04,150 <i>Bingo. I began to investigate at once.</i>
00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:07,050 <i>I knew I'd have to record my findings.</i>
00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:14,740 <i>I began to keep a journal.</i>
00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:18,910 The journals!
00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:20,820 Sorry, sorry.
00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:23,140 Got excited there
00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:24,940 about the journals. Keep talking.
00:14:24,950 --> 00:14:27,340 I began to keep a journal.
00:14:28,870 --> 00:14:30,460 I'm going to ignore that.
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:32,540 <i>There were anomalies everywhere.</i>
00:14:32,550 --> 00:14:34,880 <i>And the more I looked, the more I saw.</i>
00:14:49,060 --> 00:14:50,240 Fascinating.
00:14:50,260 --> 00:14:52,080 What did you say your name was?
00:14:52,090 --> 00:14:54,360 Shmebulock... senior.
00:14:54,370 --> 00:14:56,910 <i>It was finally a place where I felt at home,</i>
00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:59,240 <i>but something nagged at me.</i>
00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:00,750 <i>Where did it all come from?</i>
00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:02,070 <i>It seemed to me the answer must lie</i>
00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:03,670 <i>outside of our world,</i>
00:15:03,690 --> 00:15:06,070 <i>a dimension of weirdness leaking into ours.</i>
00:15:06,090 --> 00:15:08,420 <i>I realized the only way to understand Gravity Falls</i>
00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:10,580 <i>would be to build a gateway, a portal</i>
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,590 <i>to the source of its weirdness.</i>
00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:14,180 <i>But I couldn't make it alone.</i>
00:15:14,190 --> 00:15:16,100 <i>I decided to call up my old college buddy,</i>
00:15:16,110 --> 00:15:17,500 <i>Fiddleford McGucket,</i>
00:15:17,510 --> 00:15:19,380 <i>a young but brilliant mechanic</i>
00:15:19,390 --> 00:15:20,970 <i>who was wasting his talent</i>
00:15:20,990 --> 00:15:22,500 <i>trying to make personal computers</i>
00:15:22,510 --> 00:15:23,770 <i>in some garage in Palo Alto.</i>
00:15:25,630 --> 00:15:26,980 Hello. Fiddleford Computermajigs.
00:15:26,990 --> 00:15:28,570 You say you're trying to build
00:15:28,580 --> 00:15:30,490 a trans-universal poly-dimensional meta vortex?
00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:32,410 Well, that's mathematically feasible,
00:15:32,420 --> 00:15:34,330 I reckon.
00:15:34,340 --> 00:15:37,480 <i>Many long nights were spent perfecting the machine.</i>
00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:39,200 <i>It would be the crowning achievement</i>
00:15:39,220 --> 00:15:41,760 <i>of my studies, an answer to the source</i>
00:15:41,780 --> 00:15:43,560 <i>of this town's anomalies.</i>
00:15:43,570 --> 00:15:45,390 Get out, get out, get out!
00:15:47,610 --> 00:15:49,540 <i>The time had come to test it.</i>
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,470 Ready? And...
00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:55,780 What?
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:02,610 I got you, buddy.
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:09,100 What is it? Is it working?
00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:10,540 What did you see?
00:16:13,670 --> 00:16:15,020 Fiddleford?
00:16:15,030 --> 00:16:17,020 When Gravity Falls and earth becomes sky,
00:16:17,030 --> 00:16:19,060 fear the beast with just one eye.
00:16:19,070 --> 00:16:20,450 Fiddleford, get a hold of yourself.
00:16:20,470 --> 00:16:22,250 You're not making any sense.
00:16:22,260 --> 00:16:23,650 This machine is dangerous.
00:16:23,660 --> 00:16:25,250 You'll bring about the end of the world with this.
00:16:25,270 --> 00:16:27,090 Destroy it before it destroys us all!
00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:29,370 I can't destroy this. It's my life's work.
00:16:29,380 --> 00:16:31,960 I fear we've unleashed a great danger on the world.
00:16:31,980 --> 00:16:34,760 One I'd just as soon forget. I quit.
00:16:34,770 --> 00:16:37,400 Fine. I'll do it without you.
00:16:37,420 --> 00:16:39,170 I don't need you, I don't need anyone.
00:16:41,490 --> 00:16:44,830 What? Who said that?
00:16:44,850 --> 00:16:47,080 <i>I was in over my head,</i>
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:48,870 <i>and feared I was losing my sanity.</i>
00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:51,180 <i>I needed help. Someone I could trust.</i>
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:55,940 Just give me a few more days, Rico.
00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:58,610 I'll pay your goons back, I swear.
00:17:16,790 --> 00:17:19,370 You haven't seen your brother in over ten years.
00:17:19,390 --> 00:17:21,790 It's okay. He's family. He won't bite.
00:17:23,380 --> 00:17:26,030 Who is it? Have you come to steal my eyes?
00:17:27,460 --> 00:17:28,760 Well, I can always count on you
00:17:28,780 --> 00:17:30,140 for a warm welcome.
00:17:34,260 --> 00:17:37,600 Stanley, did anyone follow you, anyone at all?
00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:39,900 Hello to you, too, pal.
00:17:41,530 --> 00:17:43,830 Hey, what is this?
00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:46,390 Sorry. I just had to make sure you weren't...
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:47,740 uh, it's nothing.
00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:49,590 Come in, come in.
00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:52,910 Are you gonna explain what's going on here?
00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:54,860 You're acting like Mom after her tenth cup of coffee.
00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:56,540 Listen, there isn't much time.
00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:58,220 I've made huge mistakes,
00:17:58,230 --> 00:17:59,990 and I don't know who I can trust anymore.
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:03,020 Hey, easy there. Let's talk this through, okay?
00:18:03,030 --> 00:18:05,580 I have something to show you.
00:18:05,590 --> 00:18:07,420 Something you won't believe.
00:18:07,430 --> 00:18:08,810 I've been around the world, okay?
00:18:08,830 --> 00:18:12,050 Whatever it is, I'll understand.
00:18:12,060 --> 00:18:14,690 There is nothing about this I understand.
00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:16,730 It's a trans-universal gateway,
00:18:16,740 --> 00:18:19,210 a punched hole through a weak spot in our dimension.
00:18:19,220 --> 00:18:22,280 I created it to unlock the mysteries of the universe.
00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:24,040 But it could just as easily be harnessed
00:18:24,050 --> 00:18:25,920 for terrible destruction.
00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:27,840 That's why I shut it down and hid my journals
00:18:27,850 --> 00:18:29,480 which explain how to operate it.
00:18:29,490 --> 00:18:31,200 There's only one journal left.
00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:35,040 You are the only person I can trust to take it.
00:18:35,050 --> 00:18:36,590 I have something to ask of you.
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,640 Remember our plans to sail around the world
00:18:38,650 --> 00:18:40,470 on a boat?
00:18:40,490 --> 00:18:42,350 Take this book, get on a boat,
00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:44,430 and sail as far away as you can.
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:45,940 To the edge of the earth.
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:48,560 Bury it where no one can find it.
00:18:50,030 --> 00:18:51,660 That's it?
00:18:51,670 --> 00:18:53,860 You finally wanna see me after ten years,
00:18:53,870 --> 00:18:56,620 and it's to tell me to get as far away from you as possible?
00:18:56,630 --> 00:18:58,690 Stanley, you don't understand what I'm up against.
00:18:58,710 --> 00:19:00,500 What I've been through.
00:19:00,510 --> 00:19:02,100 No, no, you don't understand what I've been through.
00:19:02,110 --> 00:19:04,300 I've been to prison in three different countries.
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,970 I once had to chew my way out of the trunk of a car.
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,330 You think you've got problems?
00:19:08,350 --> 00:19:10,450 I've got a mullet, Stanford.
00:19:10,470 --> 00:19:12,570 Meanwhile, where have you been?
00:19:12,590 --> 00:19:14,650 Living it up in your fancy house in the woods,
00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:16,680 selfishly hoarding your college money,
00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:18,360 because you only care about yourself.
00:19:18,380 --> 00:19:20,400 I'm selfish? I'm selfish?
00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:22,040 Stanley, how can you say that
00:19:22,050 --> 00:19:24,160 after costing me my dream school?
00:19:24,170 --> 00:19:26,600 I'm giving you a chance to do the first worthwhile thing in your life,
00:19:26,610 --> 00:19:28,150 and you won't even listen.
00:19:28,170 --> 00:19:29,680 Well, listen to this.
00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:31,270 You want me to get rid of this book?
00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:32,950 Fine, I'll get rid of it right now.
00:19:32,970 --> 00:19:34,150 No! You don't understand.
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:36,070 You said you wanted me to have it,
00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:38,010 -so I'll do what I want with it. -My research!
00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:42,850 Stanley, give it back.
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:47,210 You want it back, you're gonna have to try harder than that.
00:19:49,510 --> 00:19:51,220 You left me behind, you jerk.
00:19:51,230 --> 00:19:53,060 It was supposed to be us forever.
00:19:53,070 --> 00:19:55,600 -You ruined my life. -You ruined your own life.
00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:00,410 Stanley. Oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry.
00:20:00,420 --> 00:20:01,800 Are you all right?
00:20:06,780 --> 00:20:08,440 Some brother you turned out to be.
00:20:08,460 --> 00:20:11,410 You care more about your dumb mysteries than your family.
00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:13,480 Then you can have 'em.
00:20:13,490 --> 00:20:15,970 Whoa, whoa, hey. What's going on?
00:20:15,980 --> 00:20:18,400 -Hey, Stanford... -Stanley, help me.
00:20:18,410 --> 00:20:20,360 -What do I do? -Stanley!
00:20:20,370 --> 00:20:22,720 Stanley, do something!
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:28,620 Stanford?
00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:32,700 Stanford, come back. I didn't mean it.
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,500 I just got him back.
00:20:36,510 --> 00:20:38,660 I can't lose him again.
00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:39,750 Come on!
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:42,260 Stanford!
00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:44,180 <i>I lost him.</i>
00:20:44,190 --> 00:20:46,300 <i>I didn't know if he was dead or alive</i>
00:20:46,310 --> 00:20:48,010 <i>in some distant galaxy,</i>
00:20:48,030 --> 00:20:49,730 <i>but I knew his journal must have the answer</i>
00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:51,870 <i>to getting him back... somehow.</i>
00:20:57,670 --> 00:20:59,590 <i>I didn't get much sleep that night.</i>
00:21:01,300 --> 00:21:03,560 <i>Or the night after that.</i>
00:21:03,580 --> 00:21:07,200 <i>I tried for weeks to turn that dumb machine back on.</i>
00:21:07,210 --> 00:21:08,640 <i>But without the other two journals,</i>
00:21:08,660 --> 00:21:10,720 <i>it was hopeless.</i>
00:21:10,730 --> 00:21:12,480 <i>Finally, I ran out of food.</i>
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:14,890 <i>I had no choice but to go into town.</i>
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:19,120 Just the bread then, stranger?
00:21:19,130 --> 00:21:20,900 That'll be 99 cents.
00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:25,350 Hey, that's no stranger.
00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:27,550 That must be the mysterious science guy
00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:29,470 that lives in the woods.
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:31,990 No, no, you got the wrong guy.
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,020 I've heard strange stories about that old shack.
00:21:35,030 --> 00:21:38,620 Yeah, mysterious lights and spooky experiments.
00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:40,660 Gosh, I'd pay anything
00:21:40,670 --> 00:21:43,380 to see what kind of shenanigans you get up to in there.
00:21:43,390 --> 00:21:46,010 Me, too. Do you ever give tours?
00:21:46,020 --> 00:21:48,470 No, really, I...
00:21:51,020 --> 00:21:52,970 Yes, I do give tours.
00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:55,090 Ten... no, no, 15 bucks a person.
00:21:58,780 --> 00:22:00,960 So what did you say your name was,
00:22:00,980 --> 00:22:02,960 you man of mystery?
00:22:02,980 --> 00:22:04,760 Oh, Stan... ford.
00:22:04,780 --> 00:22:07,500 Stanford Pines.
00:22:09,490 --> 00:22:10,880 Step right up, folks,
00:22:10,890 --> 00:22:13,670 to a world of enchantment or whatever.
00:22:13,690 --> 00:22:17,150 Behold the nerdy science box.
00:22:18,210 --> 00:22:20,180 Ah! My eye!
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,910 Uh, I can assure you, that is in no way permanent.
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:26,140 I paid $15 for this?
00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:29,860 Uh, you're lucky you weren't part of the last tour group.
00:22:29,870 --> 00:22:32,580 They never made it out alive.
00:22:32,590 --> 00:22:34,500 Right?
00:22:37,390 --> 00:22:38,850 Funny.
00:22:38,870 --> 00:22:40,530 <i>So I came up with a plan.</i>
00:22:40,550 --> 00:22:42,170 <i>I couldn't leave my brother's house</i>
00:22:42,190 --> 00:22:43,940 <i>until I figured out how to save him.</i>
00:22:43,950 --> 00:22:45,600 <i>But I needed to pay his mortgage somehow.</i>
00:22:50,220 --> 00:22:51,840 <i>For once in my life,</i>
00:22:51,860 --> 00:22:53,850 <i>people were actually buying what I was selling.</i>
00:22:53,860 --> 00:22:55,680 <i>And so, the Murder Hut was born.</i>
00:22:55,700 --> 00:22:57,520 <i>Later renamed the Mystery Shack.</i>
00:22:57,530 --> 00:23:00,240 <i>Finally, I'd found something I was good at.</i>
00:23:00,250 --> 00:23:02,720 <i>For once, being a liar and a cheat paid off.</i>
00:23:02,730 --> 00:23:05,040 <i>The old me was dead.</i>
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:07,550 <i>And I faked a car crash to prove it.</i>
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:10,810 <i>By day, I was Stanford Pines, Mr. Mystery.</i>
00:23:12,890 --> 00:23:14,710 <i>But by night, I was down in the basement,</i>
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:16,720 <i>trying to bring the real Stanford back.</i>
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,020 <i>I couldn't risk anyone learning the truth</i>
00:23:20,030 --> 00:23:21,500 <i>and sabotaging my mission.</i>
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,270 So I lied to everyone.
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:24,950 The town, my family, your parents.
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:26,660 Even you kids.
00:23:26,670 --> 00:23:30,060 So all this time, you were just trying to save your brother.
00:23:30,070 --> 00:23:33,010 Grunkle Stan, I'm so sorry I didn't believe you.
00:23:33,020 --> 00:23:34,410 That's okay, kid.
00:23:34,420 --> 00:23:36,770 I probably wouldn't have believed me either.
00:23:36,780 --> 00:23:38,450 I heard talking. It was coming from downstairs.
00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:40,690 We're too late. The agents are coming for us.
00:23:40,700 --> 00:23:42,130 What'll we do?
00:23:42,150 --> 00:23:44,520 Oh, man, I was so spellbound by your dramatic tale,
00:23:44,540 --> 00:23:45,850 I forgot all about those dudes.
00:23:45,860 --> 00:23:47,880 Wait. Forget. That's it.
00:23:47,900 --> 00:23:51,880 I think I know a way we might be able to defeat those agents.
00:23:51,890 --> 00:23:53,440 Of course.
00:23:53,460 --> 00:23:55,000 I don't know how you got a hold of one of these,
00:23:55,010 --> 00:23:56,880 but this is perfect.
00:23:56,890 --> 00:24:00,060 I can just amplify the signal to a radio headset frequency.
00:24:01,850 --> 00:24:04,230 There. Now everyone, plug your ears!
00:24:04,250 --> 00:24:06,310 Get down now!
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:07,990 Sir, looks like there's a hidden door
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,390 behind the vending machines.
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:11,950 Excellent. Get me Washington on line one.
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:14,910 I've been practicing making sounds of excitement for this very occasion.
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:16,840 Hey, do you hear that?
00:24:25,780 --> 00:24:28,650 What? Where am I?
00:24:28,660 --> 00:24:32,490 Why am I standing in some sort of goofy, fun knick-knack house?
00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:34,290 Stand down, gentlemen.
00:24:34,300 --> 00:24:36,610 I've been sent with the latest intel from Washington.
00:24:36,620 --> 00:24:38,040 According to this very real report,
00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:40,090 the power surges in Gravity Falls
00:24:40,100 --> 00:24:41,690 were actually due to radiation
00:24:41,700 --> 00:24:43,520 from an unreported meteor shower.
00:24:43,540 --> 00:24:45,640 A total embarrassment for your whole department.
00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:47,920 Luckily, I'm here to take this mess off your hands.
00:24:47,930 --> 00:24:50,200 I'll need all of your floppy disks,
00:24:50,210 --> 00:24:52,960 and, uh, eight tracks. Right?
00:24:52,970 --> 00:24:57,560 Uh, everything about this case is contained on this drive.
00:24:57,570 --> 00:24:59,920 Well, what are you waiting for? A kiss on the cheek?
00:24:59,930 --> 00:25:02,110 Get outta here before I have your butts court-martialed.
00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:04,990 Uh, yes, sir. Apologies, sir.
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,020 False alarm, everyone.
00:25:07,030 --> 00:25:08,960 Whoa.
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:21,410 Great-uncle Stanford, that was amazing.
00:25:21,430 --> 00:25:23,460 Let's not go crazy. It was serviceable.
00:25:23,470 --> 00:25:25,100 Ha ha, thank you, kids.
00:25:25,110 --> 00:25:26,570 But please, call me Ford.
00:25:26,580 --> 00:25:29,090 Sure. Thanks, great-uncle Ford.
00:25:29,100 --> 00:25:31,010 So, uh, would you mind if I asked you
00:25:31,020 --> 00:25:32,330 a couple million questions about Gravity Falls?
00:25:32,340 --> 00:25:34,840 Um, well, I, uh...
00:25:34,850 --> 00:25:36,610 All right, kids, it's been a long day.
00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:38,680 Me and my brother have a lot to talk about.
00:25:38,690 --> 00:25:40,600 -Why don't you hit the hay, huh? -But it's the author.
00:25:40,610 --> 00:25:42,200 I've been waiting so long to ask questions about...
00:25:42,210 --> 00:25:45,100 I said, hit the hay!
00:25:47,170 --> 00:25:49,950 I'll just let myself out.
00:25:52,010 --> 00:25:53,910 Wendy, I've got something amazing to tell you.
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,650 Clear the next 14 hours.
00:25:56,930 --> 00:25:57,940 Look at us.
00:25:57,960 --> 00:25:59,860 When did we become old men?
00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:01,670 You look like Dad.
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:04,580 Don't say that.
00:26:04,590 --> 00:26:06,940 Okay, Stanley, here's the deal.
00:26:06,950 --> 00:26:09,580 You can stay here for the summer to watch the kids.
00:26:09,590 --> 00:26:11,300 I'll stay down in the basement
00:26:11,310 --> 00:26:13,210 and try to contain any remaining damage.
00:26:13,230 --> 00:26:14,780 When the summer's over,
00:26:14,790 --> 00:26:16,290 you give me my house back,
00:26:16,300 --> 00:26:18,010 you give me my name back,
00:26:18,020 --> 00:26:19,780 and this Mystery Shack junk is over forever.
00:26:19,790 --> 00:26:21,490 You got it?
00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:22,910 You really aren't gonna thank me, are you?
00:26:24,660 --> 00:26:26,640 Fine. On one condition.
00:26:26,660 --> 00:26:28,010 Stay away from the kids.
00:26:28,020 --> 00:26:29,600 I don't want them in danger.
00:26:29,620 --> 00:26:31,440 'Cause as far as I'm concerned,
00:26:31,450 --> 00:26:34,340 they're the only family I have left.
00:26:39,330 --> 00:26:41,240 Did you hear what they said?
00:26:41,250 --> 00:26:43,030 I think Uncle Ford said they're gonna buy us
00:26:43,050 --> 00:26:44,910 puppies made of ice cream.
00:26:44,930 --> 00:26:46,550 Might be wishful thinking, though.
00:26:46,570 --> 00:26:48,190 I don't know if this is good or bad.
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:50,350 I wanted to meet the author, but...
00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:53,430 Yeah. I liked the way things were here before.
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:55,350 Just us and Stan,
00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:57,340 and the occasional goblin monster.
00:26:57,350 --> 00:26:59,660 I'm sure they'll work things out.
00:26:59,670 --> 00:27:01,540 Dipper, you don't think we'll turn out
00:27:01,550 --> 00:27:03,260 like Stan and Ford, do you?
00:27:03,270 --> 00:27:05,090 What do you mean?
00:27:05,110 --> 00:27:07,890 I mean, they used to be best friends,
00:27:07,910 --> 00:27:10,380 but then, they got all stupid.
00:27:10,390 --> 00:27:12,690 Can you promise me you won't get stupid?
00:27:12,700 --> 00:27:14,610 Not stupider than you, dum-dum.
00:27:14,620 --> 00:27:17,490 Good night, stupid.
00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:19,270 Good night, stupid.
00:27:23,580 --> 00:27:25,970 Okay, so it turns out the second Stan,
00:27:25,980 --> 00:27:27,760 <i>the Stan that we know,</i>
00:27:27,770 --> 00:27:29,330 <i>was actually Stanley,</i>
00:27:29,340 --> 00:27:31,800 <i>but the first Stan was Stanford,</i>
00:27:31,810 --> 00:27:33,160 <i>but we didn't know </i>
00:27:33,170 --> 00:27:35,030 <i>until Stanford came out of the portal,</i>
00:27:35,050 --> 00:27:36,670 <i>which was built by Stanford,</i>
00:27:36,690 --> 00:27:38,920 <i>but then Stanley pretending to be Stanford,</i>
00:27:38,930 --> 00:27:41,430 <i>he did the portal 'cause he's Stan,</i>
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:42,550 <i>but he's not Stan.</i>
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:44,350 Soos, it's 3:00 in the morning.
00:27:44,370 --> 00:27:46,110 <i>Okay, okay, I understand.</i>
00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:48,180 <i>Anyway, act two, Stan started...</i>
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:49,530 Aaaah!

00:00:02,630 --> 00:00:04,900 -Подожди! -Давай догоняй.
00:00:04,910 --> 00:00:06,630 Ну и догоню!
00:00:07,990 --> 00:00:09,570 Ух ты!
00:00:09,580 --> 00:00:10,600 Круто!
00:00:10,620 --> 00:00:13,480 Закрытая, секретная пещера!
00:00:13,500 --> 00:00:15,560 Там могут быть доисторические животные
00:00:15,580 --> 00:00:17,890 или ацтекское золото!
00:00:17,900 --> 00:00:19,290 Девочки вперед!
00:00:23,980 --> 00:00:27,160 Ха-ха! Ты думаешь, что ты у нас типа «умный», ботаник!
00:00:27,170 --> 00:00:28,720 А у меня есть другое!
00:00:28,730 --> 00:00:31,420 Как называется? Точняк! Сила!
00:00:32,690 --> 00:00:35,320 Крутяк! Занозы!
00:00:35,330 --> 00:00:37,790 Вот это да! Здесь довольно страшно!
00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:39,070 Спокойно, брат.
00:00:39,090 --> 00:00:41,220 В любое место мы пойдем вместе!
00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:43,970 Напиши наши имена, чтоб все знали, чья пещера.
00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,700 СТЭНЛИ И СТЭНФОРД ПАЙНСЫ
00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:49,760 Пайнсы! Пайнсы! Пайнсы!
00:01:05,984 --> 00:01:09,084 ДИППЕР
00:01:10,208 --> 00:01:11,808 МЭЙБЛ
00:01:12,932 --> 00:01:14,332 СТЭН
00:01:24,656 --> 00:01:26,656 ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ
00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:33,950 Наконец! После стольких долгих лет
00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:35,530 ты вернулся сюда!
00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:39,350 Брат мой!
00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:41,780 За что ты мне сейчас врезал?
00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:44,380 Рискованно и абсолютно глупо было
00:01:44,390 --> 00:01:46,020 снова включать портал!
00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:47,620 Ты не читал инструкции?
00:01:47,630 --> 00:01:49,180 Кому они нужны?!
00:01:49,190 --> 00:01:51,250 Лучше бы поблагодарил за то, что я тебя спас
00:01:51,260 --> 00:01:52,410 из этого, как оно там называется,
00:01:52,420 --> 00:01:55,290 другого измерения.
00:01:55,300 --> 00:01:57,490 Благодарить?! То есть за то, что ты сделал
00:01:57,510 --> 00:01:59,490 30 лет назад, я должен сказать «спасибо»?
00:01:59,500 --> 00:02:00,770 Что я сделал?!
00:02:00,780 --> 00:02:02,390 Ах ты, неблагодарный.
00:02:04,410 --> 00:02:06,600 Не жди, что я буду поддаваться
00:02:06,610 --> 00:02:09,480 из-за того, что мы братья.
00:02:09,500 --> 00:02:10,920 Стоп, здрасти! Меня зовут Мэйбл!
00:02:10,940 --> 00:02:12,360 Хочу спросить!
00:02:12,370 --> 00:02:14,120 Что за ерунда здесь происходит?!
00:02:14,130 --> 00:02:17,190 Стэн, почему ты не сказал, что тут есть дети
00:02:17,210 --> 00:02:20,030 и какой-то большой лысый суслик.
00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:21,630 Мне не привыкать!
00:02:21,640 --> 00:02:23,510 Это наша родня, ботаник –
00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:24,990 внучатые племянники!
00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,910 Я... значит, у меня есть внуки?!
00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:30,430 Здраська! Дети еще говорят «здраська»?
00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:33,180 Я очень давно не был в этом измерении.
00:02:33,190 --> 00:02:35,230 Ого! У вас целых шесть пальцев!
00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:37,300 Рукопожатие на целый палец крепче.
00:02:37,310 --> 00:02:39,620 Ха-ха! Ты мне нравишься! Чудачка!
00:02:39,630 --> 00:02:41,700 Я не могу поверить!
00:02:41,710 --> 00:02:44,010 Вы – тот самый автор дневников!
00:02:44,020 --> 00:02:45,930 Ты читал дневники?
00:02:45,940 --> 00:02:47,770 Да я не просто их читал!
00:02:47,790 --> 00:02:49,290 Я их изучал!
00:02:49,310 --> 00:02:50,970 Я давно хотел с вами встретиться.
00:02:50,990 --> 00:02:53,010 Не знаю, что сказать. Столько вопросов.
00:02:54,910 --> 00:02:56,650 Меня сейчас стошнит!
00:02:57,060 --> 00:02:58,440 Нет-нет, пронесло!
00:02:58,460 --> 00:03:00,490 Надо потерпеть!
00:03:00,500 --> 00:03:02,810 Так! Дети, знакомиться мы будем позже!
00:03:02,820 --> 00:03:04,280 Сначала скажи, Стэн:
00:03:04,290 --> 00:03:06,080 ты нигде не засветился?
00:03:06,090 --> 00:03:08,360 Или кто-то ещё знает о портале?
00:03:08,370 --> 00:03:09,990 Только мы знаем!
00:03:10,010 --> 00:03:11,720 Ну, и правительство Соединённых Штатов.
00:03:11,730 --> 00:03:13,070 Кто-кто?!
00:03:13,090 --> 00:03:14,840 <i>Так, бойцы! Всем искать,</i>
00:03:14,850 --> 00:03:17,870 <i>пока не найдете Стэна Пайнса и двух детей!</i>
00:03:17,890 --> 00:03:19,630 Ладно, ничего!
00:03:19,640 --> 00:03:21,870 Какое-то время они нас не найдут!
00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:24,300 Нам нужно затаиться и придумать хороший план.
00:03:24,310 --> 00:03:27,180 Получается, мы тут надолго застряли!
00:03:27,190 --> 00:03:29,980 Может, расскажете уже вашу загадочную историю?
00:03:29,990 --> 00:03:33,180 Да, у меня, кстати, тоже накопились вопросы, Стэнли.
00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:34,860 Стэнли?
00:03:34,870 --> 00:03:36,770 Но тебя же зовут Стэнфорд!
00:03:36,790 --> 00:03:38,730 Ты присвоил моё имя?
00:03:38,750 --> 00:03:40,650 Ты чем тут вообще занимался, глупец?
00:03:40,670 --> 00:03:42,530 Да, дядя Стэн, хватит уже врать!
00:03:42,540 --> 00:03:44,010 Нам нужны ответы!
00:03:44,030 --> 00:03:45,410 Откуда здесь взялся портал?
00:03:45,420 --> 00:03:46,690 И почему ты это скрывал?
00:03:46,700 --> 00:03:48,770 И что за история вышла у тебя с братом?
00:03:48,790 --> 00:03:51,530 Надеюсь, она полностью совпадет с моим фанфиком!
00:03:51,540 --> 00:03:53,930 Если нет, я буду разочарован.
00:03:53,940 --> 00:03:55,240 Ладно-ладно-ладно!
00:03:55,260 --> 00:03:56,960 Сейчас я вам всё объясню!
00:03:56,980 --> 00:03:59,480 История началась лет 50 назад!
00:03:59,490 --> 00:04:01,720 В 60-е.
00:04:01,730 --> 00:04:04,200 На «Пляже битых стекол» в Нью-Джерси!
00:04:04,210 --> 00:04:06,750 У родителей был небольшой ломбард.
00:04:06,770 --> 00:04:08,040 Мы жили прямо над ним.
00:04:08,050 --> 00:04:09,830 Отец был человеком жестким,
00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:11,880 его сложно было впечатлить.
00:04:11,890 --> 00:04:13,390 Я не впечатлен.
00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:15,150 Мать – патологическая врунья,
00:04:15,170 --> 00:04:17,030 подрабатывала телефонным оракулом.
00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:18,980 Да, 99 центов в час!
00:04:18,990 --> 00:04:20,590 У самих высокие цены!
00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:22,270 Я предвидела, что вы откажетесь!
00:04:22,280 --> 00:04:24,350 А еще у меня был ботаник брат-близнец, Стэнфорд.
00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:26,660 Он был невыносимо умен,
00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:28,420 и у него был генетический дефект:
00:04:28,430 --> 00:04:29,980 шесть пальцев на каждой руке,
00:04:29,990 --> 00:04:31,450 что объясняло его одержимость
00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:34,330 научной фантастикой!
00:04:34,340 --> 00:04:37,730 Ну а я, как говорила мама, у меня был характер.
00:04:37,750 --> 00:04:41,010 Но хоть мы были разными,
00:04:41,020 --> 00:04:42,970 мы были командой.
00:04:42,980 --> 00:04:44,570 И каждый день мы исследовали пляж
00:04:44,580 --> 00:04:46,010 в поисках приключений.
00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:48,280 Ого!
00:04:50,900 --> 00:04:52,960 Обломки кораблекрушения!
00:04:52,970 --> 00:04:54,520 А что если там – призраки пиратов?!
00:04:54,540 --> 00:04:56,600 Ничего круче я не видел!
00:04:56,610 --> 00:04:58,830 А я видел дохлую крысу в помойном ведре.
00:04:58,850 --> 00:05:01,520 Фу! Нашел, с чем сравнивать!
00:05:01,530 --> 00:05:04,070 Хмм. Знаешь, чего тут не хватает?
00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:05,370 Флага!
00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:08,310 Короли Нью-Джерси! Короли Нью-Джерси!
00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:10,050 Короли Нью-Джерси!
00:05:12,710 --> 00:05:15,910 Нарекаю тебя «Боевой Стэн»!
00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:17,500 Ау! Это что такое?
00:05:17,510 --> 00:05:19,460 Так-так, это же братья-неудачники!
00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:22,340 Что за хлам?! Нашли в помойке?
00:05:24,150 --> 00:05:26,580 Тебе виднее, Крэмпелтер. Иди отсюда!
00:05:26,590 --> 00:05:28,250 Вот что я скажу, неудачники!
00:05:28,270 --> 00:05:30,050 Ты – урод с шестью пальцами,
00:05:30,070 --> 00:05:32,850 а ты – его копия только сильнее воняешь!
00:05:32,860 --> 00:05:34,530 Вам повезло, что вас двое,
00:05:34,550 --> 00:05:36,690 потому что с вами никто не будет дружить!
00:05:38,620 --> 00:05:40,540 Полные неудачники!
00:05:41,980 --> 00:05:44,640 Брат! Не обращай внимания на идиотов.
00:05:44,660 --> 00:05:46,280 Но я ведь правда урод!
00:05:46,290 --> 00:05:48,360 Интересно, есть ли в мире место,
00:05:48,370 --> 00:05:50,190 где людей, вроде меня, не дразнят?
00:05:50,210 --> 00:05:52,920 Ну же! Не вешай нос! Слушай!
00:05:52,930 --> 00:05:54,910 Однажды мы с тобой уплывем
00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:56,440 из этого тупого городишки!
00:05:56,450 --> 00:05:58,510 Найдем сокровища, разных красоток,
00:05:58,530 --> 00:06:01,630 и у нас будет куча потрясных приключений.
00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:03,150 Ты это серьёзно?
00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:05,050 -Дай шесть. -Держи шесть!
00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:07,950 Старые добрые времена.
00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:09,780 С друзьями у нас, и правда,
00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:12,180 была напряженка, но друга хватит и одного,
00:06:12,190 --> 00:06:13,890 если он настоящий!
00:06:18,830 --> 00:06:21,180 С каждым годом Форд становился всё умнее,
00:06:21,190 --> 00:06:23,340 а наша мечта всё реальнее!
00:06:23,350 --> 00:06:25,890 У меня с учебой было не очень,
00:06:25,910 --> 00:06:27,690 но когда твой брат – самый умный в школе,
00:06:27,700 --> 00:06:29,550 это даёт некоторые преимущества.
00:06:29,550 --> 00:06:30,600 НАУЧНАЯ ВЫСТАВКА В НЬЮ-ДЖЕРСИ!
00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:31,540 ВЕЧНЫЙ ДВИГАТЕЛЬ
00:06:31,540 --> 00:06:35,920 Казалось, что у нас всё идёт лучше некуда!
00:06:35,940 --> 00:06:38,360 И вдруг однажды...
00:06:38,380 --> 00:06:40,370 <i>Близнецы Пайнс – к директору!</i>
00:06:40,580 --> 00:06:42,490 <i>Близнецы Пайнс – к директору!</i>
00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:44,520 Отлично, что ещё случилось?
00:06:44,530 --> 00:06:46,260 Ты подожди! Он!
00:06:53,090 --> 00:06:54,790 Что ж, мистер Пайнс, вы позволите говорить
00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:56,310 с вами откровенно?
00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:58,710 Я со всеми только так разговариваю.
00:06:58,730 --> 00:07:00,070 У вас близнецы!
00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:02,060 Один – невероятно одаренный,
00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:04,060 другой – сидит в коридоре, и его зовут Стэнли.
00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:06,100 Я не понимаю!
00:07:06,110 --> 00:07:08,860 Я сказал, что ваш сын Стэнфорд – гений!
00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:10,700 Все учителя просто в восторге
00:07:10,710 --> 00:07:12,620 от его научного проекта!
00:07:12,630 --> 00:07:14,260 Вот: Западный Технологический!
00:07:14,270 --> 00:07:15,860 Лучший университет в стране.
00:07:15,870 --> 00:07:17,410 Его выпускники претворяют фантастику
00:07:17,420 --> 00:07:18,610 в жизнь!
00:07:18,630 --> 00:07:20,930 Завтра его представители
00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:22,690 приедут посмотреть проект Стэнфорда!
00:07:22,710 --> 00:07:24,570 Ваш сын может стать миллионером, мистер Пайнс.
00:07:24,580 --> 00:07:26,850 Я впечатлен.
00:07:26,860 --> 00:07:29,290 А как же наш свободолюбивый Стэнли?
00:07:29,300 --> 00:07:30,840 Этот клоун? Повезет,
00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:32,760 если он, вообще, закончит школу!
00:07:32,780 --> 00:07:35,560 Знаете, в порту есть много разных заведений,
00:07:35,570 --> 00:07:38,040 кто-то же должен мыть там иногда полы!
00:07:38,060 --> 00:07:41,390 Стэнфорд уедет учиться! Но зато один ваш сын
00:07:41,410 --> 00:07:44,440 всегда будет оставаться с вами здесь, в Нью-Джерси.
00:07:44,450 --> 00:07:46,190 Ха! Они думают,
00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:47,790 что ты поедешь учиться
00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:49,310 в какой-то дурацкий университет!
00:07:49,330 --> 00:07:51,630 Вот закончим «Боевого Стэна»
00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:52,940 и нас ждут красотки
00:07:52,970 --> 00:07:54,820 и поиски затонувших сокровищ!
00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:58,030 Знаешь, Стэн, я не могу упустить такой шанс!
00:07:58,040 --> 00:07:59,700 У них сильная программа
00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:01,870 по интересующей меня теории мультиизмерений!
00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:04,420 Бип-буп, я – робот-ботаник!
00:08:04,430 --> 00:08:06,260 Это ты! Ты так говоришь.
00:08:06,270 --> 00:08:08,250 Ладно!
00:08:08,270 --> 00:08:11,370 Если завтра их не впечатлит мой проект на научной выставке,
00:08:11,390 --> 00:08:13,330 тогда вперёд, на поиск сокровищ!
00:08:13,350 --> 00:08:14,770 А если впечатлит?
00:08:14,790 --> 00:08:16,930 Ну, тогда приедешь ко мне в гости
00:08:16,950 --> 00:08:19,150 в дурацкий университет.
00:08:21,700 --> 00:08:24,730 Без Форда я был бесполезной половиной дуэта.
00:08:24,740 --> 00:08:27,050 Я не мог достроить корабль.
00:08:27,060 --> 00:08:28,680 А из-за этого университета
00:08:28,700 --> 00:08:31,300 я мог потерять брата навсегда!
00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:36,050 Всё из-за тебя, дурацкая машина!
00:08:37,770 --> 00:08:39,890 О нет! Нет, нет! Что я наделал?!
00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,110 Вот! Нормально!
00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:45,700 Работает! Наверное!
00:08:50,470 --> 00:08:52,380 Так, мальчик, показывай проект.
00:08:52,390 --> 00:08:54,340 Конечно! Да! Представьте,
00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:56,340 что за этой тканью находится
00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:58,180 будущее всех технологий!
00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:00,060 Думаю, мы зря приехали.
00:09:00,070 --> 00:09:01,980 Что?!
00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,300 Но ещё вчера всё работала!
00:09:04,310 --> 00:09:06,180 Наверное, сгорел какой-то предохранитель!
00:09:06,190 --> 00:09:08,450 Вечный двигатель хорош тем,
00:09:08,470 --> 00:09:10,250 что не останавливается! Никогда!
00:09:10,260 --> 00:09:12,650 Ты не подходишь нашему университету.
00:09:12,660 --> 00:09:14,450 Стойте! Подождите!
00:09:14,460 --> 00:09:16,190 Я же столько работал!
00:09:20,620 --> 00:09:22,760 Раз, два, три, четыре, пять, шесть, семь!
00:09:22,770 --> 00:09:24,640 Джеки Онасис – красотка!
00:09:24,650 --> 00:09:26,200 Эй, как дела, шестопал?
00:09:26,220 --> 00:09:27,880 Как этот пакет оказался рядом
00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:29,790 с моим сломанным проектом?
00:09:29,810 --> 00:09:32,430 Спокойно! Ну, я проходил мимо и
00:09:32,450 --> 00:09:34,150 как бы, нечаянно...
00:09:34,170 --> 00:09:35,990 Это было не нечаянно! Нарочно!
00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,830 Ты нарочно сломал, чтобы я
00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:39,070 не уехал в университет!
00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:40,670 Говорю же, нечаянно!
00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:42,230 Хотя, если подумать,
00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:43,830 может, это к лучшему?
00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:45,660 А? Поиски сокровищ?
00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:47,230 Ты что, издеваешься?!
00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:48,980 Ты, правда, думаешь, что я отправлюсь в путешествие
00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,300 с тем, кто загубил моё будущее?
00:09:51,310 --> 00:09:54,020 Что-что ты натворил, Стэн?
00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:57,410 Стэнли, что тут у вас происходит?
00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,380 Подожди, пап, я всё объясню, я не нарочно!
00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:01,010 Ты – глупец, Стэн!
00:10:01,030 --> 00:10:03,370 Твой брат мог вытащить нас из этой дыры!
00:10:03,390 --> 00:10:05,330 Ты всю жизнь только врал
00:10:05,350 --> 00:10:07,530 и списывал у брата!
00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:09,640 А теперь фактически украл у своей семьи
00:10:09,660 --> 00:10:11,210 миллионы!
00:10:11,220 --> 00:10:13,130 Пока не вернешь эти деньги,
00:10:13,140 --> 00:10:14,880 чтобы глаза мои тебя не видели!
00:10:14,890 --> 00:10:17,790 Что?! Стэнфорд, скажи, что это бред!
00:10:21,490 --> 00:10:23,280 Стэнфорд? Не бросай меня!
00:10:23,300 --> 00:10:25,260 Шестопал!
00:10:27,250 --> 00:10:29,640 Ладно! Я и без вас справлюсь!
00:10:29,650 --> 00:10:31,550 Подумаешь! Мне никто не нужен!
00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:33,110 Я заработаю миллионы, и вы пожалеете,
00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:35,470 что выгнали меня!
00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:37,430 Из-за роковой случайности я лишился
00:10:37,450 --> 00:10:39,550 семьи и дома!
00:10:39,550 --> 00:10:41,410 Но я знал, как всё исправить.
00:10:44,270 --> 00:10:46,860 Ах! Какая грустная история!
00:10:46,870 --> 00:10:49,660 А я знаю, что вам обоим нужно прямо сейчас!
00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:51,570 Обнимашечки!
00:10:51,590 --> 00:10:53,450 Обнимашки!
00:10:53,470 --> 00:10:56,130 Поезд объятий подходит к станции!
00:10:56,140 --> 00:10:59,010 Суперобнимашки-2000!
00:10:59,020 --> 00:11:00,450 Прекрати сейчас же!
00:11:00,470 --> 00:11:02,850 Я пытаюсь рассказать вам свою историю!
00:11:02,860 --> 00:11:05,410 И я решил, что не вернусь,
00:11:05,420 --> 00:11:07,570 пока не докажу себе и им, что я чего-то стою в жизни.
00:11:07,580 --> 00:11:09,520 К сожалению, с поиском сокровищ дело шло
00:11:09,530 --> 00:11:11,200 не очень!
00:11:11,210 --> 00:11:14,320 Видимо, золото и правда редкий металл!
00:11:14,330 --> 00:11:16,480 Но я нашел золотую жилу...
00:11:16,490 --> 00:11:18,640 в сфере продаж!
00:11:18,650 --> 00:11:20,110 Привет, я – Стэн Пайнс
00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:21,590 из «Стэн-Ко Энтерпрайзиз»!
00:11:21,610 --> 00:11:24,910 Надоело, что с вами это происходит?
00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:27,350 Тогда покупайте «Странную тряпку»!
00:11:27,370 --> 00:11:29,830 Именно такими тряпками астронавты
00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:32,310 оттирают пятна сока на Луне!
00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:33,540 Ничего странного!
00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:36,180 Это же «Странные тряпки»!
00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:37,860 Я оставил след в этом бизнесе!
00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:39,420 К сожалению, мой товар – тоже.
00:11:39,430 --> 00:11:42,020 Дешевая краска, которой я красил тряпки,
00:11:42,030 --> 00:11:43,820 усугубляла пятна!
00:11:43,830 --> 00:11:45,810 Покупателям это не понравилось.
00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,140 К счастью, гоняли они меня
00:11:47,150 --> 00:11:49,000 вилами от компании «Стэн-Ко».
00:11:50,150 --> 00:11:51,730 Выкусите!
00:11:51,740 --> 00:11:53,850 Мне запретили въезд в Нью-Джерси.
00:11:53,860 --> 00:11:55,730 Но я слегка изменил имя
00:11:55,740 --> 00:11:57,370 и отправился в Пенсильванию!
00:11:57,380 --> 00:11:59,170 Привет, я – Стив Пайнингтон!
00:11:59,180 --> 00:12:01,360 Устали от несрывающихся пластырей?
00:12:01,380 --> 00:12:03,040 Тогда покупайте «Оторву»!
00:12:03,060 --> 00:12:05,000 Оторвется безболезненно, гарантирую,
00:12:05,020 --> 00:12:07,120 больно никому не будет!
00:12:07,140 --> 00:12:08,220 БОЛЬНО НЕ БУДЕТ!
00:12:08,220 --> 00:12:09,220 Больно было.
00:12:12,010 --> 00:12:13,830 Я объехал всю страну
00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:15,200 и некоторые прилегающие!
00:12:15,210 --> 00:12:16,990 Всегда был на шаг впереди закона
00:12:17,010 --> 00:12:20,550 и в поисках своей золотой жилы!
00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:23,710 Ясно! Вот, откуда те поддельные документы.
00:12:23,730 --> 00:12:25,350 Погодите, а как же вы?
00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:27,260 Вы поступили в университет мечты?
00:12:27,270 --> 00:12:28,460 Ну, не совсем.
00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:30,140 Знаю, вы не сразу выбрали
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:32,060 Университет Дырарвард,
00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:33,500 но нашу непрестижность
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:36,380 мы компенсируем почти отсутствием клопов в общаге!
00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:38,090 Уверен, ваши родители это оценят!
00:12:38,110 --> 00:12:40,690 Так или иначе.
00:12:40,700 --> 00:12:43,370 В этом университете пришлось работать вдвое усерднее.
00:12:43,390 --> 00:12:45,010 К счастью, это я умел.
00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:46,930 Докторскую защитил
00:12:46,950 --> 00:12:48,530 на три года раньше,
00:12:48,540 --> 00:12:50,090 она получила национальное признание,
00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:51,730 и мне дали огромный грант
00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:53,330 на научные исследования!
00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:55,080 Но что исследовать?
00:12:55,090 --> 00:12:56,520 Всю жизнь меня дразнили
00:12:56,540 --> 00:12:58,000 за шестипалость,
00:12:58,020 --> 00:13:00,720 и тогда я задумался об аномалиях!
00:13:00,730 --> 00:13:03,120 О вещах странных, необычных,
00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:04,680 статистически невероятных.
00:13:04,690 --> 00:13:06,520 Мои исследования показали,
00:13:06,530 --> 00:13:09,360 что было место, где концентрация подобных аномалий
00:13:09,370 --> 00:13:11,430 была выше, чем где бы то ни было еще!
00:13:11,450 --> 00:13:14,510 Городок лесорубов в Бездорожном округе штата Орегон –
00:13:14,530 --> 00:13:16,210 Гравити Фолз.
00:13:16,210 --> 00:13:18,000 ШТАТЫ, В КОТОРЫЕ МНЕ ЗАПРЕЩЁН ВЪЕЗД
00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:20,910 Тем временем, ваш дядя Стэн жил не тужил.
00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:22,590 Придумал новую
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:23,620 потрясную бизнес-стратегию.
00:13:23,620 --> 00:13:24,640 СОТРИ И ВЫИГРАЙ!
00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:27,660 Ну же! Сова, сова,
00:13:27,670 --> 00:13:29,140 футболист с омлетом?!
00:13:29,150 --> 00:13:30,230 Чёрт!
00:13:32,630 --> 00:13:34,860 Всё было супер! Я был сам себе хозяин,
00:13:34,870 --> 00:13:38,080 и главное – мне не нужна была помощь.
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,310 <i>Стэнфорд Пайнс слушает.</i>
00:13:47,580 --> 00:13:48,800 Я тоже путешествовал один.
00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:50,200 ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ «ТУТ НЕ НА ЧТО СМОТРЕТЬ»
00:13:50,820 --> 00:13:52,880 На деньги от гранта я решил
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:55,850 исследовать странности этого городка.
00:13:55,860 --> 00:13:57,540 Что же я тут обнаружу?
00:14:00,690 --> 00:14:04,150 Вот оно! Я сразу начал работу!
00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:07,050 Научные данные надо фиксировать!
00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:14,740 Я начал вести дневник.
00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:18,310 Дневники!
00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:20,820 Это, извините, просто...
00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:23,140 я обрадовался
00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:24,940 из-за дневников! Вы продолжайте!
00:14:24,950 --> 00:14:27,340 Итак, я начал вести дневник.
00:14:28,870 --> 00:14:30,460 Не буду обращать внимания!
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:32,540 Аномалии были везде!
00:14:32,550 --> 00:14:34,880 И чем больше я искал, тем больше их было.
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,200 ЛЕТУЧИЕ ГЛАЗЫШИ
00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:48,000 ПАРЯЩАЯ СКАЛА! В ПРИРОДЕ НЕ БЫВАЕТ!
00:14:49,060 --> 00:14:50,240 Замечательно!
00:14:50,260 --> 00:14:52,080 Как, говорите, вас зовут?
00:14:52,090 --> 00:14:54,360 Шмебьюлок! Старший.
00:14:54,370 --> 00:14:56,910 Здесь я впервые почувствовал себя дома.
00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:59,240 Но что-то не давало мне покоя.
00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:00,750 Откуда всё это здесь?
00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:02,070 Казалось, ответ лежит
00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:03,670 за пределами нашего мира.
00:15:03,690 --> 00:15:06,070 В другом измерении, просочившемся в наше!
00:15:06,090 --> 00:15:08,420 Я решил, что понять аномалии Гравити Фолз
00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:10,580 можно, лишь построив портал,
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,590 ведущий к источнику этих аномалий.
00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:14,180 Но один я не мог его создать!
00:15:14,190 --> 00:15:16,100 И я пригласил моего однокурсника,
00:15:16,110 --> 00:15:17,500 Фидлфорда МакГакета,
00:15:17,510 --> 00:15:19,380 молодого, гениального механика,
00:15:19,390 --> 00:15:20,970 прожигавшего свой талант
00:15:20,990 --> 00:15:22,500 в попытках создать персональный компьютер
00:15:22,510 --> 00:15:23,770 в гараже в Пало Альто.
00:15:25,630 --> 00:15:26,980 Алло? Фидлфорд Компьютер-мэджикс!
00:15:26,990 --> 00:15:28,570 Построить межгалактический
00:15:28,580 --> 00:15:30,490 мультиизмеренческий метапортал?
00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:32,410 С точки зрения математики – можно,
00:15:32,420 --> 00:15:34,330 мне кажется!
00:15:34,340 --> 00:15:37,480 Много бессонных ночей ушло на постройку!
00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:39,200 Портал должен был стать
00:15:39,220 --> 00:15:41,760 моим главным достижением в поиске источника
00:15:41,780 --> 00:15:43,560 городских аномалий.
00:15:43,570 --> 00:15:45,390 Давай, давай, давай!
00:15:47,610 --> 00:15:49,540 Пришел час его испытать!
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,470 Готов? И...
00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:55,780 Нет!
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:02,610 Я тебя держу!
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:09,100 Что там? Получилось?
00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:10,540 Что ты там видел?
00:16:13,670 --> 00:16:15,020 Фидлфорд?
00:16:15,030 --> 00:16:17,020 Когда в Гравити небом станет земля,
00:16:17,030 --> 00:16:19,060 бойся одноглазого зверья.
00:16:19,070 --> 00:16:20,450 Фидлфорд, приди в себя!
00:16:20,470 --> 00:16:22,250 Я не понимаю ни слова!
00:16:22,260 --> 00:16:23,650 Эта машина опасна!
00:16:23,660 --> 00:16:25,250 Из-за неё наступит конец света!
00:16:25,270 --> 00:16:27,090 Её нужно немедленно уничтожить!
00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:29,370 Нет, я не могу! Это работа всей жизни!
00:16:29,380 --> 00:16:31,960 Мы подвергли наш мир огромной опасности!
00:16:31,980 --> 00:16:34,760 Но какой именно, я забыл! Я ухожу!
00:16:34,770 --> 00:16:37,400 Иди! И без тебя справлюсь!
00:16:37,420 --> 00:16:39,170 Ну, и подумаешь! Мне никто не нужен!
00:16:41,490 --> 00:16:44,830 Что? Кто это сказал?
00:16:44,850 --> 00:16:47,080 Я совсем потерял покой
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:48,870 и боялся потерять разум.
00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:51,180 Мне нужен был кто-то, кому я мог доверять.
00:16:51,180 --> 00:16:52,380 «СТЭН-КО» НАМ МОЖНО ДОВЕРЯТЬ!
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,940 Дай мне еще пару дней, Рико!
00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:58,610 Я всё тебе заплачу, обещаю!
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,000 ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,800 ПОЖАЛУЙСТА, ПРИЕЗЖАЙ. ФОРД
00:17:16,790 --> 00:17:19,370 Ты не видел его больше 10 лет!
00:17:19,390 --> 00:17:21,790 И что?! Он же брат! Он не укусит.
00:17:23,380 --> 00:17:26,030 Кто там? Ты пришёл украсть мои глаза?
00:17:27,460 --> 00:17:28,760 Я не сомневался, что приём
00:17:28,780 --> 00:17:30,140 будет теплым.
00:17:34,260 --> 00:17:37,600 Стэнли, за тобой не было хвоста? Ты не заметил?
00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:39,900 И тебе «здравствуй», братишка!
00:17:41,530 --> 00:17:43,830 А! Хорош! Да что происходит?!
00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:46,390 Прости, просто хотел проверить, что ты не...
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:47,740 ничего!
00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:49,590 Входи, входи.
00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:52,910 Ты мне объяснишь, что происходит?
00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:54,860 Ты, как мама после 10 чашек кофе.
00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:56,540 Стэнли, времени мало!
00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:58,220 Я совершил ошибку
00:17:58,230 --> 00:17:59,990 и уже не знаю, кому могу доверять.
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:03,020 Слышь, успокойся! Давай поговорим об этом!
00:18:03,030 --> 00:18:05,580 Лучше я кое-что покажу!
00:18:05,590 --> 00:18:07,420 Но ты глазам не поверишь!
00:18:07,430 --> 00:18:08,810 Братишка, я весь мир объехал!
00:18:08,830 --> 00:18:12,050 Я что угодно смогу понять!
00:18:12,060 --> 00:18:14,690 Знаешь, чё-то я ничего не могу понять!
00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:16,730 Межизмеренческий портал!
00:18:16,740 --> 00:18:19,210 Это дыра в слабой точке нашего измерения!
00:18:19,220 --> 00:18:22,280 Я создал его, чтобы раскрыть тайны вселенной!
00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:24,040 Но портал можно использовать во зло
00:18:24,050 --> 00:18:25,920 и разрушить весь наш мир!
00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:27,840 Я его отключил, а принцип работы
00:18:27,850 --> 00:18:29,480 зашифровал в дневниках!
00:18:29,490 --> 00:18:31,200 Остальные я спрятал,
00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:35,040 а этот могу доверить единственному человеку!
00:18:35,050 --> 00:18:36,590 И я тебя кое о чём попрошу!
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,640 Помнишь наши планы, о путешествии
00:18:38,650 --> 00:18:40,470 под парусом?
00:18:40,490 --> 00:18:42,350 Возьми книгу, выйди в море
00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:44,430 и уплыви как можно дальше!
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:45,940 На край света!
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:48,560 И спрячь там, где никто не найдет!
00:18:50,030 --> 00:18:51,660 И это всё?!
00:18:51,670 --> 00:18:53,860 Впервые за 10 лет ты вспомнил о брате,
00:18:53,870 --> 00:18:56,620 и лишь для того, чтобы я уплыл от тебя как можно дальше?!
00:18:56,630 --> 00:18:58,690 Ты не понимаешь, с чем я столкнулся!
00:18:58,710 --> 00:19:00,500 Через что я прошел!
00:19:00,510 --> 00:19:02,100 Это ты не понимаешь, через что я прошел!
00:19:02,110 --> 00:19:04,300 Я отсидел в тюрьме в трех странах!
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,970 Я несколько раз сбегал из багажника машины!
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,330 Думаешь, у тебя проблемы?!
00:19:08,350 --> 00:19:10,450 У меня стрижка-маллет, Стэнфорд!
00:19:10,470 --> 00:19:12,570 А где ты был всё это время?
00:19:12,590 --> 00:19:14,650 Жил припеваючи в своей лачуге в лесу
00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:16,680 и, как эгоист, прожигал свой грант,
00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:18,360 потому что думаешь только о себе!
00:19:18,380 --> 00:19:20,400 Я эгоист?! Я эгоист?!
00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:22,040 Стэнли?! Как ты можешь так говорить?
00:19:22,050 --> 00:19:24,160 Это ты погубил мою мечту!
00:19:24,170 --> 00:19:26,600 Я даю тебе шанс хоть что-то сделать для людей,
00:19:26,610 --> 00:19:28,150 а ты даже не слушаешь!
00:19:28,170 --> 00:19:29,680 Лучше ты послушай!
00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:31,270 Избавиться от дневника?
00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:32,950 Ладно! Сейчас я его спалю!
00:19:32,970 --> 00:19:34,150 Нет! Ты не понимаешь!
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:36,070 Ах! Ты сам мне его отдал,
00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:38,010 -и я сделаю с ним, что захочу! -Исследования!
00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:42,850 Стэнли, верни дневник!
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:47,210 Хочешь дневник? Так попробуй его у меня отнять!
00:19:49,510 --> 00:19:51,220 Ты меня бросил, предатель!
00:19:51,230 --> 00:19:53,060 Мы были не разлей вода!
00:19:53,070 --> 00:19:55,600 -Ты мне всю жизнь сломал! -Нет, ты сам её сломал!
00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:00,410 Стэнли! О, господи, прости!
00:20:00,420 --> 00:20:01,800 Как ты себя...
00:20:06,780 --> 00:20:08,440 Вот, значит, как ты со своим братом!
00:20:08,460 --> 00:20:11,410 Какие-то секреты важнее родной крови?
00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:13,480 Ну, и сиди с ними!
00:20:13,490 --> 00:20:15,970 Стой, стой! Нет! Что происходит?
00:20:15,980 --> 00:20:18,400 -Эй, Стэнфорд! -Стэнли, помоги!
00:20:18,410 --> 00:20:20,360 -Как я тебе помогу? -Стэнли!
00:20:20,370 --> 00:20:22,720 Стэнли! Помоги мне!
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:28,620 Стэнфорд?
00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:32,700 Стэнфорд, вернись! Я же не хотел!
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,500 Я едва его нашел!
00:20:36,510 --> 00:20:38,660 Я не могу его потерять!
00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:39,750 Давай же!
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:42,260 Стэнфорд!
00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:44,180 Я его потерял.
00:20:44,190 --> 00:20:46,300 Я не знал, жив ли он
00:20:46,310 --> 00:20:48,010 в другом измерении,
00:20:48,030 --> 00:20:49,730 но я знал, что в дневнике написано,
00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:51,870 как его вернуть.
00:20:57,670 --> 00:20:59,590 В ту ночь я совсем не спал!
00:21:01,300 --> 00:21:03,560 И в следующую – тоже!
00:21:03,580 --> 00:21:07,200 Я много недель пытался снова запустить эту штуку,
00:21:07,210 --> 00:21:08,640 но без двух других дневников
00:21:08,660 --> 00:21:10,720 всё было тщетно!
00:21:10,730 --> 00:21:12,480 Потом у меня кончилась еда,
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:14,890 и мне пришлось идти в город.
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:19,120 Берете только хлеб, незнакомец?
00:21:19,130 --> 00:21:20,900 99 центов.
00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:25,350 Нет, он не незнакомец!
00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:27,550 Это тот таинственный ученый,
00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:29,470 который поселился в лесу!
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:31,990 Нет-нет, я не он, вы ошибаетесь.
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,020 Я слышал странные истории о его хижине.
00:21:35,030 --> 00:21:38,620 Да! Таинственный свет и странные эксперименты!
00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:40,660 Боже, я бы много отдал за то,
00:21:40,670 --> 00:21:43,380 чтобы посмотреть, чем это вы там занимаетесь!
00:21:43,390 --> 00:21:46,010 Ой, я тоже! А вы не проводите экскурсий?
00:21:46,020 --> 00:21:48,470 Серьёзно, я не тот...
00:21:51,020 --> 00:21:52,970 Да! Провожу экскурсии!
00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:55,090 10... нет-нет, билеты по 15 баксов!
00:21:58,780 --> 00:22:00,960 Так это, как вы сказали, вас зовут,
00:22:00,980 --> 00:22:02,960 таинственный мужчина?
00:22:02,980 --> 00:22:04,760 Зовут Стэн... форд!
00:22:04,780 --> 00:22:07,500 Стэнфорд Пайнс!
00:22:09,490 --> 00:22:10,880 Прошу, заходите
00:22:10,890 --> 00:22:13,670 в мир загадок и чудес!
00:22:13,690 --> 00:22:17,150 Узрите! Это странная ботанская штука!
00:22:18,210 --> 00:22:20,180 Мой глаз!
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,910 Уверяю вас, это очень скоро пройдёт!
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:26,140 И я за это отдала 15 баксов?
00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:29,860 Повезло, что не попали на прошлую экскурсию.
00:22:29,870 --> 00:22:32,580 Они вообще не ушли живыми!
00:22:32,590 --> 00:22:34,500 Классно?
00:22:37,390 --> 00:22:38,850 Ну, ты юморист!
00:22:38,870 --> 00:22:40,530 И тогда у меня созрел план.
00:22:40,550 --> 00:22:42,170 Я не мог покинуть хижину,
00:22:42,190 --> 00:22:43,940 пока не спасу брата,
00:22:43,950 --> 00:22:45,600 но ипотеку за неё мне нужно было платить!
00:22:50,220 --> 00:22:51,840 И у меня впервые
00:22:51,860 --> 00:22:53,850 покупали то, что я продавал!
00:22:53,860 --> 00:22:55,680 Так появилась «Лачуга страха»!
00:22:55,700 --> 00:22:57,520 Позже переименованная в «Хижину чудес».
00:22:57,530 --> 00:23:00,240 Я, наконец, нашел себя.
00:23:00,250 --> 00:23:02,720 Моя любовь к вранью была востребована!
00:23:02,730 --> 00:23:05,040 Прежний я умер!
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:07,550 А подстроенная авария это подтвердила.
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:10,810 Днем я был Стэнфорд Пайнс, человек-загадка!
00:23:12,890 --> 00:23:14,710 А ночью я спускался в подвал
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:16,720 и пытался вернуть настоящего Стэнфорда!
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,020 Чтобы мне не помешали, никто не должен был
00:23:20,030 --> 00:23:21,500 ничего узнать!
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,270 Поэтому я врал всем:
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:24,950 соседям, близким, родственникам,
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:26,660 даже вам, дети.
00:23:26,670 --> 00:23:30,060 Получается, что все эти годы ты пытался спасти брата!
00:23:30,070 --> 00:23:33,010 Дядя Стэн, прости, что я тебе не поверил.
00:23:33,020 --> 00:23:34,410 Ничего, малыш!
00:23:34,420 --> 00:23:36,770 Я бы и сам себе не поверил.
00:23:36,780 --> 00:23:38,450 Я слышу голоса! Звук идет снизу!
00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:40,690 Сейчас здесь будут правительственные агенты!
00:23:40,700 --> 00:23:42,130 Что мы делать будем?
00:23:42,150 --> 00:23:44,520 Надо же, я был так поглощен вашим рассказом,
00:23:44,540 --> 00:23:45,850 что совсем забыл об этих чуваках!
00:23:45,860 --> 00:23:47,880 Постой! «Забыл»?! Точно!
00:23:47,900 --> 00:23:51,880 Кажется, я знаю, как можно одолеть этих агентов!
00:23:51,890 --> 00:23:53,440 Верно!
00:23:53,460 --> 00:23:55,000 Не знаю, как ты это достал,
00:23:55,010 --> 00:23:56,880 но это решение!
00:23:56,890 --> 00:24:00,060 Нужно только передать сигнал на частоте их раций...
00:24:01,850 --> 00:24:04,230 Есть! Теперь все заткните уши!
00:24:04,250 --> 00:24:06,310 Пригнитесь! Быстро!
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:07,990 Сэр! Похоже, за автоматом
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,390 есть скрытая дверь!
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:11,950 Отлично! Соедини меня с Вашингтоном!
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:14,910 Специально на этот случай я тренировался радостно кричать!
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:16,840 Триггер, ты это слышишь?
00:24:25,780 --> 00:24:28,650 Что?! А где это я?
00:24:28,660 --> 00:24:32,490 И почему я рядом с каким-то глупым сувенирным магазином?
00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:34,290 Не вставайте!
00:24:34,300 --> 00:24:36,610 Я к вам с донесением из Вашингтона!
00:24:36,620 --> 00:24:38,040 Согласно этому достоверному отчёту,
00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:40,090 всплески энергии в Гравити Фолз
00:24:40,100 --> 00:24:41,690 произошли из-за радиации,
00:24:41,700 --> 00:24:43,520 вызванной метеоритным дождем!
00:24:43,540 --> 00:24:45,640 Стыд и позор всему вашему отделу!
00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:47,920 К счастью для вас, я всё за вами подчищу!
00:24:47,930 --> 00:24:50,200 Передайте мне все дискеты
00:24:50,210 --> 00:24:52,960 и... кассеты! Да?
00:24:52,970 --> 00:24:57,560 Но всё, что связано с делом, хранится на этой флешке.
00:24:57,570 --> 00:24:59,920 Ждете прощального поцелуя?
00:24:59,930 --> 00:25:02,110 Убирайтесь, пока не отдал вас под трибунал!
00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:04,990 Да, сэр! Извините нас, сэр!
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,020 Ложная тревога, бойцы!
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:21,410 Дедушка Стэнфорд, это было круто!
00:25:21,430 --> 00:25:23,460 Не сходите с ума. Это было неплохо.
00:25:23,470 --> 00:25:25,100 Ха-ха! Спасибо, дети,
00:25:25,110 --> 00:25:26,570 но зовите меня Форд.
00:25:26,580 --> 00:25:29,090 Ладно! Спасибо, дядя Форд!
00:25:29,100 --> 00:25:31,010 Слушай, а ты не против, если я задам тебе
00:25:31,020 --> 00:25:32,330 парочку миллионов вопросов?
00:25:32,340 --> 00:25:34,840 Знаешь, ну я...
00:25:34,850 --> 00:25:36,610 Так, дети, сегодня выдался тяжелый день,
00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:38,680 и нам с братом надо поговорить!
00:25:38,690 --> 00:25:40,600 -Давайте-ка в постель. -Но это автор!
00:25:40,610 --> 00:25:42,200 Я столько ждал, чтобы расспросить его про...
00:25:42,210 --> 00:25:45,100 Я сказал – живо в постель!
00:25:47,170 --> 00:25:49,950 Я, пожалуй, тоже пока пойду!
00:25:52,010 --> 00:25:53,910 Венди, я должен тебе кое-что рассказать.
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,650 Это часов на 15.
00:25:56,930 --> 00:25:57,940 Ты смотри!
00:25:57,960 --> 00:25:59,860 И когда это мы состарились?
00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:01,670 Ты похож на отца.
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:04,580 Ох, ну и комплимент!
00:26:04,590 --> 00:26:06,940 Ладно, Стэнли, давай так:
00:26:06,950 --> 00:26:09,580 до конца лета присмотри за детьми,
00:26:09,590 --> 00:26:11,300 а я постараюсь устранить
00:26:11,310 --> 00:26:13,210 все повреждения в подвале!
00:26:13,230 --> 00:26:14,780 Но к осени
00:26:14,790 --> 00:26:16,290 ты вернёшь мне мой дом,
00:26:16,300 --> 00:26:18,010 вернёшь моё имя,
00:26:18,020 --> 00:26:19,780 и весь этот туристический обман закончится!
00:26:19,790 --> 00:26:21,490 Ты понял?
00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:22,910 Ты мне даже «спасибо» не скажешь?
00:26:24,660 --> 00:26:26,640 Ладно. Одно условие!
00:26:26,660 --> 00:26:28,010 Детей не впутывай!
00:26:28,020 --> 00:26:29,600 Не смей ими рисковать!
00:26:29,620 --> 00:26:31,440 Потому что, насколько я понял,
00:26:31,450 --> 00:26:34,340 другой родни, кроме них, у меня нет.
00:26:39,330 --> 00:26:41,240 Слышал, что они сказали?
00:26:41,250 --> 00:26:43,030 По-моему, дядя Форд сказал, что они
00:26:43,050 --> 00:26:44,910 купят нам мороженое!
00:26:44,930 --> 00:26:46,550 Хотя, может, мне и послышалось.
00:26:46,570 --> 00:26:48,190 Даже не знаю, хорошо это или плохо!
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:50,350 Я так хотел найти автора, но...
00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:53,430 Да. Мне нравилось, как тут всё было раньше!
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:55,350 Только мы и Стэн,
00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:57,340 и порой какой-нибудь заблудший монстр.
00:26:57,350 --> 00:26:59,660 Я думаю, они помирятся.
00:26:59,670 --> 00:27:01,540 Диппер, когда мы вырастем, мы не станем такими,
00:27:01,550 --> 00:27:03,260 как Стэн и Форд?
00:27:03,270 --> 00:27:05,090 Что? В каком смысле?
00:27:05,110 --> 00:27:07,890 Ну, в смысле, ведь в детстве они были не разлей вода,
00:27:07,910 --> 00:27:10,380 а потом поглупели!
00:27:10,390 --> 00:27:12,690 Ты можешь пообещать, что ты не поглупеешь?
00:27:12,700 --> 00:27:14,610 Ну, уж глупее тебя точно не буду.
00:27:14,620 --> 00:27:17,490 Спокойной ночи, дурачок.
00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:19,270 Спокойной ночи, дурочка.
00:27:23,580 --> 00:27:25,970 <i>Короче, и оказалось, что второй Стэн,</i>
00:27:25,980 --> 00:27:27,760 <i>тот Стэн, которого мы знали,</i>
00:27:27,770 --> 00:27:29,330 <i>на самом деле был Стэнли.</i>
00:27:29,340 --> 00:27:31,800 <i>А первый Стэн был Стэнфордом,</i>
00:27:31,810 --> 00:27:33,160 <i>но мы его не знали,</i>
00:27:33,170 --> 00:27:35,030 <i>пока этот Стэнфорд не вышел из портала,</i>
00:27:35,050 --> 00:27:36,670 <i>который этот Стэнфорд и построил когда-то.</i>
00:27:36,690 --> 00:27:38,920 <i>Но этот Стэнли, который выдавал себя за Стэнфорда,</i>
00:27:38,930 --> 00:27:41,430 <i>починил портал, потому что он и есть Стэн,</i>
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:42,550 <i>но он – не Стэн.</i>
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:44,350 Зус, слышь, сейчас три часа ночи.
00:27:44,370 --> 00:27:46,110 <i>Ладно-ладно, я понял!</i>
00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:48,180 <i>Часть вторая! Стэн начал...</i>

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Рассказ о двух Стэнах — скриншот 19

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Рассказ о двух Стэнах — скриншот 24

Рассказ о двух Стэнах — скриншот 25

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Рассказ о двух Стэнах — скриншот 29

Рассказ о двух Стэнах — скриншот 30

Рассказ о двух Стэнах — скриншот 31

Рассказ о двух Стэнах — скриншот 32

Рассказ о двух Стэнах — скриншот 33

Рассказ о двух Стэнах — скриншот 34