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Not What He Seems
Сезон: 02Серия: 11
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Дядя Стэн близок к тому, чтобы открыть портал в другой мир, однако за несколько часов до этого его арестовывают за кражу имущества и сокрытия опасного устройства. Диппер и Мэйбл решают доказать невиновность дядушки.
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- 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:12,440 Come on. Come on. Should be just enough to finish the job.
- 00:00:12,660 --> 00:00:15,190 Phew! Can't be too careful with this stuff.
- 00:00:23,420 --> 00:00:24,110 "Warning."
- 00:00:24,180 --> 00:00:25,170 Blah blah blah...
- 00:00:25,290 --> 00:00:28,300 "Extreme usage could result in minor gravity anomalies."
- 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:30,700 Can it, Poindexter. I've come this far.
- 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:32,300 I'm not giving up now.
- 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:39,520 Yes, this is it!
- 00:00:59,210 --> 00:01:01,860 It's gonna be a bumpy ride, but it'll all be worth it.
- 00:01:07,610 --> 00:01:09,300 Just eighteen more hours.
- 00:01:09,550 --> 00:01:11,900 Finally, everything changes...
- 00:01:12,270 --> 00:01:13,170 today.
- 00:01:30,140 --> 00:01:32,380 Aah! It's here! It's here! It's here!
- 00:01:33,420 --> 00:01:36,960 Okay, so I was just opening random doors, because I'm a creep,
- 00:01:36,970 --> 00:01:39,510 when I found something amazing!
- 00:01:39,530 --> 00:01:42,670 If it was worth waking up at 7:00 am for, that will be amazing.
- 00:01:42,690 --> 00:01:44,510 Feast your eyes!
- 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:46,230 Whoa!
- 00:01:46,250 --> 00:01:48,350 Bro. Bro. We're both thinkin' it.
- 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:50,830 Crazy rooftop fireworks party!
- 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:52,820 Not so fast, kids.
- 00:01:52,890 --> 00:01:57,460 There is no way on earth you're setting off those dangerous, illegal fireworks...
- 00:01:57,480 --> 00:01:58,450 without me.
- 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:04,540 Here you go, sweetie!
- 00:02:04,550 --> 00:02:07,250 Set something on fire for your Grunkle Stan!
- 00:02:07,260 --> 00:02:09,550 I am the god of destruction!
- 00:02:13,490 --> 00:02:15,380 Yay! Whoo!
- 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:17,760 Hold on a minute. Do you have a permit for those?
- 00:02:17,770 --> 00:02:19,040 Uh...
- 00:02:19,050 --> 00:02:21,320 Uh, do you have a permit for being totally lame?
- 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:23,550 Hey-o!
- 00:02:24,610 --> 00:02:26,050 Well, I can't argue with that.
- 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:27,710 Carry on.
- 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:31,810 But seriously, though, we should probably clean this mess up.
- 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:36,300 With water balloons?
- 00:02:36,310 --> 00:02:37,290 I don't see why not.
- 00:02:40,150 --> 00:02:41,090 Seriously?
- 00:02:42,970 --> 00:02:44,720 Ah, this is what Saturdays are for.
- 00:02:44,810 --> 00:02:46,490 Doing dumb things forever!
- 00:02:46,730 --> 00:02:48,410 Dumb things forever!
- 00:02:49,180 --> 00:02:50,680 Whoa, there!
- 00:02:50,690 --> 00:02:52,000 To Grunkle Stan!
- 00:02:52,260 --> 00:02:54,080 Not just a great uncle...
- 00:02:54,100 --> 00:02:55,720 The greatest uncle!
- 00:02:55,740 --> 00:02:58,800 Ha ha. All right, all right. I tell ya,
- 00:02:58,810 --> 00:03:01,610 it's unnatural for siblings to get along as well as you do.
- 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:04,660 Ha ha! Don't worry, we've still got plenty of summer left
- 00:03:04,670 --> 00:03:06,190 to drive each other crazy.
- 00:03:07,900 --> 00:03:11,780 Heh... yeah... plenty of summer left.
- 00:03:11,790 --> 00:03:15,100 Kids, there's something I, uh... something I should tell you.
- 00:03:15,550 --> 00:03:18,180 It's, um... W-well, it's complicated.
- 00:03:18,190 --> 00:03:18,910 I...
- 00:03:20,250 --> 00:03:21,940 I'm gonna go refresh my soda.
- 00:03:22,470 --> 00:03:24,050 Enjoy it while you can, Stan.
- 00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:25,870 They'll find out sooner or later.
- 00:03:26,950 --> 00:03:28,630 Today's the day.
- 00:03:28,860 --> 00:03:30,240 What is that, a ladybug?
- 00:03:31,930 --> 00:03:33,340 What the... Oh, no!
- 00:03:36,020 --> 00:03:37,700 Target's secure. Take the house.
- 00:03:39,290 --> 00:03:40,280 What the...?
- 00:03:40,290 --> 00:03:41,270 Kids are secure.
- 00:03:41,290 --> 00:03:42,820 Roof team, go!
- 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:47,380 Clear!
- 00:03:48,530 --> 00:03:49,700 Clear!
- 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:53,370 Pig secure... we have secured a pig.
- 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:59,180 Hey, hands off, you stooge!
- 00:03:59,190 --> 00:04:00,980 Aah! I don't understand!
- 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:04,030 What did I do that warrants this much arresting?
- 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:07,050 The government guys?
- 00:04:07,060 --> 00:04:09,010 I thought you got eaten by zombies.
- 00:04:09,020 --> 00:04:10,690 We survived....barely.
- 00:04:10,700 --> 00:04:12,640 I used Trigger as a human shield.
- 00:04:12,650 --> 00:04:14,120 He cried like a baby.
- 00:04:14,130 --> 00:04:15,200 Wha... hey!
- 00:04:15,220 --> 00:04:16,960 Not in front of the special ops guys.
- 00:04:16,970 --> 00:04:19,880 This is security footage of a government waste facility.
- 00:04:19,890 --> 00:04:24,230 At 0400 hours last night, someone robbed 300 gallons of dangerous waste.
- 00:04:24,250 --> 00:04:25,630 What? You think that's me?
- 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:27,290 Don't play dumb with us, Pines!
- 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:28,940 But I actually amdumb!
- 00:04:28,980 --> 00:04:31,380 Last night I was restocking the gift shop... I swear!
- 00:04:31,390 --> 00:04:32,980 Wait, Grunkle Stan!
- 00:04:33,020 --> 00:04:37,830 You've got the wrong guy! Our Grunkle Stan might shoplift the occasional tangerine,
- 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:40,010 but he's not some evil supervillain.
- 00:04:40,170 --> 00:04:42,890 Listen, kid. We've been watching your family all summer,
- 00:04:42,900 --> 00:04:44,810 and we've seen some disturbing things,
- 00:04:44,820 --> 00:04:47,690 but nothing as dangerous as what your uncle is hiding.
- 00:04:47,700 --> 00:04:50,630 Somewhere hidden in this shack is a doomsday device!
- 00:04:52,490 --> 00:04:53,780 Trigger, you take the children.
- 00:04:53,830 --> 00:04:56,700 I'll talk to the old man. Sorry to break it to you, kids,
- 00:04:56,710 --> 00:04:59,100 but you don't know your uncle at all.
- 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:02,940 -Icee pop, clear! -Hey!
- 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:13,710 Kids! You gotta believe me! For once I'm actually innocent!
- 00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:15,500 Kids!
- 00:05:18,510 --> 00:05:21,100 ♪ Headin' into work, doot doo doo doo doo ♪
- 00:05:21,110 --> 00:05:22,490 Ground team, move move move!
- 00:05:22,510 --> 00:05:23,610 Break down the door!
- 00:05:24,030 --> 00:05:25,360 Or... maybe not.
- 00:05:35,220 --> 00:05:38,520 Stanford Pines, you stand accused of theft of government waste,
- 00:05:38,540 --> 00:05:41,280 conspiracy, and possession of illegal weapons.
- 00:05:41,290 --> 00:05:43,000 How do you plead to these charges?
- 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:45,780 Uh... "guiltoccent." I mean, "innoguilty."
- 00:05:45,970 --> 00:05:48,450 Um... can I have my phone call?
- 00:05:50,590 --> 00:05:53,250 Okay, give me whatever you got that comes with a free toy.
- 00:05:53,350 --> 00:05:54,200 Soos!
- 00:05:54,290 --> 00:05:57,700 Mr. Pines? Is this some sort of possession situation?
- 00:05:57,710 --> 00:05:58,660 Soos, pick up!
- 00:05:58,680 --> 00:05:59,980 Mr. Pines, what happened?
- 00:05:59,990 --> 00:06:01,460 I heard you got arrested or something?
- 00:06:01,470 --> 00:06:02,620 I had to go get some panic food.
- 00:06:02,630 --> 00:06:04,370 Listen, I need something from you.
- 00:06:04,380 --> 00:06:06,180 You know that vending machine in the gift shop?
- 00:06:06,190 --> 00:06:08,250 I need you to guard it with your life.
- 00:06:08,260 --> 00:06:10,330 No matter what happens, no matter who talks to you,
- 00:06:10,340 --> 00:06:12,080 don't let them touch that machine!
- 00:06:14,170 --> 00:06:17,840 Time for a repair guy... to become a repairman.
- 00:06:17,860 --> 00:06:19,900 Sir, your Junior Yum-Yum Baby-Time Kiddo Meal?
- 00:06:20,430 --> 00:06:22,220 Just put one in my mouth.
- 00:06:25,330 --> 00:06:26,450 Let's do this.
- 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:33,510 We've got Mr. Pines in custody.
- 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:35,300 Our men are searching the shack for that device.
- 00:06:35,310 --> 00:06:36,850 You take care of those kids.
- 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,300 What are you gonna do to us?
- 00:06:39,310 --> 00:06:42,180 -We'll be taking you to child services. -Boo!
- 00:06:42,190 --> 00:06:44,690 In the meantime, enjoy some mindless reality TV...
- 00:06:44,700 --> 00:06:47,570 designed to pacify you and make you stop asking questions.
- 00:06:47,580 --> 00:06:49,930 I'm about to make the incision.
- 00:06:49,940 --> 00:06:51,840 -Ker-prank! -Aah!
- 00:06:51,860 --> 00:06:54,640 You're watching Ker-Prank'd with Justin Ker-Prank.
- 00:06:54,980 --> 00:06:56,170 Dipper, this is crazy.
- 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:58,560 There's no way Stan was stealing hazardous waste.
- 00:06:58,570 --> 00:06:59,960 We gotta clear his name!
- 00:07:00,210 --> 00:07:00,940 Hmm...
- 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:05,470 Wait a minute, the security tapes!
- 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:08,150 Didn't Stan say he was restocking the gift shop last night?
- 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:09,900 If we could get the Mystery Shack's surveillance tapes,
- 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:11,470 we could prove he's innocent!
- 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:14,420 We just need to think of a way out of here.
- 00:07:14,430 --> 00:07:16,960 Think, Mabel. Think.
- 00:07:31,470 --> 00:07:32,660 No!
- 00:07:34,940 --> 00:07:35,920 Oh oh oh aah!
- 00:07:37,260 --> 00:07:39,370 Mayday, mayday! Agent down!
- 00:07:42,290 --> 00:07:44,150 Uhh! Darn branch!
- 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:46,020 -Uhh! -Ha ha, yes!
- 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:49,410 Backup! Requesting backup!
- 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:54,300 Come on, Dipper. We're gonna go clear our uncle's name.
- 00:07:54,340 --> 00:07:57,540 Oh, you poor kids. You really think your uncle's innocent?
- 00:07:57,550 --> 00:08:00,450 I've seen it all before. False names, double lives.
- 00:08:00,460 --> 00:08:02,170 One minute, they're playing with water balloons.
- 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:04,250 The next, they're building doomsday devices.
- 00:08:04,260 --> 00:08:06,210 Your uncle scammed the whole world.
- 00:08:06,220 --> 00:08:07,630 You gonna let him scam you, too?
- 00:08:09,380 --> 00:08:11,650 You... you don't know what you're talking about.
- 00:08:11,660 --> 00:08:13,440 You're gonna regret this!
- 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,230 Only five more hours till it happens.
- 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:31,140 I gotta be there! Come on, Stan,
- 00:08:31,150 --> 00:08:32,230 you gotta think of a way out of this.
- 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:33,700 Think! Think!
- 00:08:42,660 --> 00:08:44,050 They're getting stronger!
- 00:08:44,060 --> 00:08:45,190 Of course, that's it!
- 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:49,380 H-hey! Whoa!
- 00:08:49,870 --> 00:08:52,240 Is it just me, or did the entire world just hiccup?
- 00:08:52,260 --> 00:08:54,800 I'm sure it's just a baby-sized earthquake.
- 00:08:54,810 --> 00:08:56,900 Aww, baby-sized!
- 00:08:59,170 --> 00:09:01,240 It's happening! The end times!
- 00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:04,560 When that machine activates, I gotta get outta town!
- 00:09:04,570 --> 00:09:06,700 Git in there, raccoon wife, git!
- 00:09:17,750 --> 00:09:18,900 All right, here's the plan.
- 00:09:18,940 --> 00:09:20,460 I'll take out those two guard guys,
- 00:09:20,470 --> 00:09:22,120 you karate-chop the other dude in the neck,
- 00:09:22,150 --> 00:09:24,460 and then we'll back-flip through the front door!
- 00:09:24,470 --> 00:09:27,010 Mabel, aren't you forgetting the simpler solution?
- 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:28,090 Oh, right.
- 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:30,050 So is it a rock, or is it a face?
- 00:09:30,060 --> 00:09:32,540 I think... it's a metaphor.
- 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:47,270 All right. If I was Stan,
- 00:09:47,280 --> 00:09:49,800 where would I hide those surveillance tapes?
- 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:57,460 Wait! The Antelabbit!
- 00:09:57,470 --> 00:09:58,820 Don't you mean "jackalope"?
- 00:09:58,830 --> 00:10:00,500 Pfft! That can't be right.
- 00:10:03,620 --> 00:10:05,090 -Yes! -Yes!
- 00:10:05,340 --> 00:10:06,810 It's this week! This is it!
- 00:10:08,220 --> 00:10:10,840 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
- 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:13,240 Someone yelled "Wormy Dance." We had to!
- 00:10:13,250 --> 00:10:14,420 Fast-forward.
- 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:19,520 Ha! There it is! Stan restocking, like he said.
- 00:10:19,530 --> 00:10:21,280 And the date shows it was last night!
- 00:10:21,290 --> 00:10:22,780 It's proof! He's innocent!
- 00:10:29,180 --> 00:10:30,030 Uh-oh.
- 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:32,930 Uh, maybe he's just going to the bathroom outdoors,
- 00:10:33,060 --> 00:10:34,360 the way nature intended.
- 00:10:39,030 --> 00:10:41,570 Oh, no. Stan, you didn't!
- 00:10:41,590 --> 00:10:44,450 Don't panic. That could be anyone in that suit.
- 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:47,290 Aah! Hot Belgian waffles!
- 00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:51,470 Wait, I'm alone. I can swear for real! Son-of-a...
- 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,040 That's him, all right.
- 00:10:54,270 --> 00:10:58,120 Okay, okay. So maybe Grunkle Stan stole some toxic waste.
- 00:10:58,140 --> 00:11:00,990 That doesn't mean he's leading a nefarious double life.
- 00:11:01,130 --> 00:11:03,420 Mabel, I'm not so sure about that.
- 00:11:06,890 --> 00:11:09,350 What? What is all this?
- 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:11,300 Stetson Pinefield?
- 00:11:11,310 --> 00:11:14,900 Hal Forrester? Andrew "8-Ball" Alcatraz?
- 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:16,500 These are fake IDs, Mabel!
- 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:19,460 You wouldn't need these unless you were trying to hide your real identity.
- 00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:21,350 But why would Stan do that?
- 00:11:28,790 --> 00:11:29,760 What?
- 00:11:29,780 --> 00:11:31,570 "Stan Pines Dead"?
- 00:11:31,910 --> 00:11:34,320 "Foul play suspected in Pines' death."
- 00:11:34,330 --> 00:11:38,140 "Fiery car crash, brakes cut..." By who?
- 00:11:40,540 --> 00:11:42,420 "Unnamed grifter at large"?
- 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:44,870 Why would they call him "unnamed"?
- 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:46,370 Unless Stan...
- 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:47,750 ...isn't...
- 00:11:47,770 --> 00:11:49,650 -Stan?! -Stan?!
- 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:58,060 Stan Pines is dead?
- 00:11:58,540 --> 00:11:59,860 Then who have we been living with?
- 00:11:59,870 --> 00:12:01,170 It doesn't make any sense!
- 00:12:01,180 --> 00:12:03,420 There has to be some explanation.
- 00:12:03,430 --> 00:12:05,130 Maybe we're getting Ker-Pranked!
- 00:12:05,140 --> 00:12:07,000 Justin Ker-Prank is gonna jump up
- 00:12:07,020 --> 00:12:09,820 from behind one of these plants, any minute now!
- 00:12:11,180 --> 00:12:13,070 Any minute, Justin.
- 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:15,760 Can't believe it! This whole summer I've been looking for answers,
- 00:12:15,770 --> 00:12:18,440 and the biggest mystery was right under our nose.
- 00:12:18,450 --> 00:12:21,500 There's gotta be some kind of explanation in here, somewhere.
- 00:12:21,660 --> 00:12:22,270 What the...?
- 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:24,760 "Secret Code to Hideout"?
- 00:12:24,770 --> 00:12:25,780 Let me see that!
- 00:12:26,610 --> 00:12:29,020 A1, B, C3...
- 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,900 I've never seen a code like this.
- 00:12:30,910 --> 00:12:32,300 Wait, I have!
- 00:12:32,310 --> 00:12:34,570 Dipper, it's the vending machine!
- 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,300 All right, Pines. Play time is over.
- 00:12:41,310 --> 00:12:43,530 Chopper's ready to dust off to Washington.
- 00:12:43,540 --> 00:12:45,370 I'll enjoy putting you away.
- 00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:48,010 What? Um, can't we stick around for maybe one minute,
- 00:12:48,020 --> 00:12:49,850 uh, one minute, thirty seconds?
- 00:12:49,910 --> 00:12:52,540 We're not falling for your games, Pines.
- 00:12:52,700 --> 00:12:54,730 You've been running your whole life.
- 00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:57,280 Your time is finally up.
- 00:12:57,300 --> 00:12:59,470 Bathroom break? Just gimme 15 seconds.
- 00:12:59,510 --> 00:13:01,620 Sorry, but you've got a flight to catch.
- 00:13:06,940 --> 00:13:08,310 Oh, yeah? So do you!
- 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:09,300 Huh?
- 00:13:15,030 --> 00:13:16,740 Whoa, whoa, hey!
- 00:13:22,310 --> 00:13:25,570 Hey! Dang it, get back here!
- 00:13:25,580 --> 00:13:27,070 Men, get him!
- 00:13:29,860 --> 00:13:33,070 No! You won't get away with this! Aah!
- 00:13:35,170 --> 00:13:37,520 Aah! Gonna get ya! Gonna get ya!
- 00:13:39,650 --> 00:13:41,620 Whoa!
- 00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:43,160 You know where the Mystery Shack is?
- 00:13:43,180 --> 00:13:43,790 Uh, yeah.
- 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:45,190 Okay, here's a hundred bucks.
- 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,910 Drive as far away from the Shack as possible,
- 00:13:46,990 --> 00:13:49,330 and don't stop when the cops start chasing you!
- 00:13:52,870 --> 00:13:54,270 He's getting away!
- 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:57,490 Obviously, follow that cab!
- 00:13:59,950 --> 00:14:01,770 Stanford escaped! He's at large!
- 00:14:01,790 --> 00:14:04,680 We need to sweep the town! Move, move, move!
- 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:18,680 All right, Soos, remember the plan.
- 00:14:18,690 --> 00:14:20,310 Protect the machine, earn Stan's trust,
- 00:14:20,330 --> 00:14:22,910 legally get adopted by Stan, change name to Stan Junior.
- 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:24,030 -Soos! -Aah!
- 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:25,470 Oh, kids, where have you been?
- 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:26,950 W-what are you doing here?
- 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,870 Stan gave me a mission to protect this machine.
- 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:30,950 Ha! And I thought I loved snacks!
- 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:33,310 Soos, listen. Something huge is going on here.
- 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:35,220 If Stan is hiding some dangerous secret,
- 00:14:35,230 --> 00:14:36,700 we need to find out what it is!
- 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:38,520 I need you to step aside.
- 00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:42,750 Yeah, just let us through so we can prove this is all just a big misunderstanding.
- 00:14:42,820 --> 00:14:46,790 Guys, I know this seems crazy, but I promised Stan I would guard this with my life.
- 00:14:47,870 --> 00:14:49,340 I'm sorry, Soos.
- 00:14:50,220 --> 00:14:53,240 Aah! Attack glitter! It's pretty, but it hurts!
- 00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:54,760 -Please, Soos! -C'mon, Soos!
- 00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:56,840 Aw, c'mon, I don't wanna fight you guys!
- 00:14:56,850 --> 00:14:59,000 This hurts me more than it hurts you!
- 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:03,090 Seriously, it hurts me way more than it hurts you.
- 00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:13,180 Ohh...
- 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,650 It's like something from a video game.
- 00:15:20,660 --> 00:15:21,650 Or a dream.
- 00:15:22,370 --> 00:15:23,400 Or a nightmare.
- 00:15:27,870 --> 00:15:31,220 I gotta be there when it happens! Aah!
- 00:15:39,350 --> 00:15:41,950 Guys, are we dreaming? Somebody wake me up.
- 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:43,800 This... can't be real.
- 00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:47,070 I don't understand. Why would Mr. Pines have all this?
- 00:15:47,090 --> 00:15:49,390 It's just like that bunker in the woods.
- 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:51,670 But what is it doing underneath the Mystery Shack?
- 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:55,260 Okay, okay, so he's got a huge, gigantic lab.
- 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:57,100 That doesn't mean anything bad.
- 00:15:57,110 --> 00:15:58,600 Everyone's got secrets!
- 00:15:59,580 --> 00:16:01,890 It's still Stan, and he loves us.
- 00:16:01,900 --> 00:16:04,010 And we love him, right?
- 00:16:04,020 --> 00:16:06,050 Can't be... it's impossible.
- 00:16:06,060 --> 00:16:08,490 The other two journals?!
- 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:11,370 All this time, all this time, Stan had them!
- 00:16:11,380 --> 00:16:14,120 I can't believe it! Was anything he said to us real?
- 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,920 Why would he have those journals?
- 00:16:15,930 --> 00:16:17,120 Maybe he's the author.
- 00:16:17,130 --> 00:16:19,080 Or maybe he stole them from the author!
- 00:16:19,090 --> 00:16:21,070 Maybe the reason he has all of those fake IDs
- 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:22,990 is because he is a master criminal,
- 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,930 and this machine is his master plan!
- 00:16:34,510 --> 00:16:35,930 "I was wrong the whole time."
- 00:16:36,170 --> 00:16:39,060 "The machine was meant to create knowledge, but it is too powerful!"
- 00:16:39,150 --> 00:16:41,040 "I was deceived, and now it is too late!"
- 00:16:41,090 --> 00:16:42,860 "The device, if fully operational,
- 00:16:42,990 --> 00:16:44,710 "could tear our universe apart!"
- 00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:48,800 "It must not fall into the wrong hands.
- 00:16:49,060 --> 00:16:52,740 "If the clock ever reaches zero, our universe is doomed."
- 00:16:54,850 --> 00:16:58,340 It's the final countdown! Just like they always sung about!
- 00:17:01,490 --> 00:17:03,890 The agents were right! We have to shut it down!
- 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:15,760 There! Quick!
- 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,200 Turn these! Together!
- 00:17:22,550 --> 00:17:24,240 That's it! The shutdown switch!
- 00:17:27,260 --> 00:17:30,050 This all stops now!
- 00:17:30,060 --> 00:17:31,740 Don't touch that button!
- 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:40,060 Dipper, just back away.
- 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:44,510 Please don't press that shutdown button. You gotta trust me.
- 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:46,030 And I should trust you, why?
- 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:47,790 After you stole radioactive waste,
- 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,540 after you lied to us all summer!
- 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:51,390 I don't even know who you are!
- 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:52,990 Look, I know this all seems nuts,
- 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,540 but I need that machine to stay on.
- 00:17:54,550 --> 00:17:56,020 If you just let me explain...
- 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:58,640 Oh! Oh, no! Brace yourselves!
- 00:18:06,660 --> 00:18:08,500 Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- 00:18:09,460 --> 00:18:10,420 Aah!
- 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:19,110 T-minus 35 seconds.
- 00:18:19,130 --> 00:18:21,080 Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- 00:18:21,090 --> 00:18:23,390 Whoa, aah!
- 00:18:23,410 --> 00:18:24,770 Dipper!
- 00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:28,630 Mabel! Hurry! Shut it down!
- 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,380 Mabel, Mabel, wait!
- 00:18:34,390 --> 00:18:35,980 Stop! Uhh!
- 00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:38,220 Soos, what are you doing? I gave you an order!
- 00:18:38,230 --> 00:18:40,210 Sorry, Mr. Pines, if that is your real name,
- 00:18:40,230 --> 00:18:43,090 but I have a new mission now, protecting these kids!
- 00:18:43,110 --> 00:18:44,850 Soos, you idiot, let me go!
- 00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:47,810 -Let me go! -C'mon!
- 00:18:47,820 --> 00:18:49,500 Mabel, press the red button!
- 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:52,140 -Shut it down! -No, you can't! You gotta trust me!
- 00:18:52,190 --> 00:18:55,740 Grunkle Stan, I don't even know if you're my Grunkle!
- 00:18:57,030 --> 00:18:58,790 I wanna believe you, but...
- 00:18:58,820 --> 00:19:00,460 Then listen to me. Remember this morning,
- 00:19:00,470 --> 00:19:02,080 when I said I wanted to tell you guys something?
- 00:19:02,090 --> 00:19:03,900 T-minus 20 seconds.
- 00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:10,750 I wanted to say that you're gonna hear some bad things about me,
- 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:13,980 and some of 'em are true, but trust me, everything I've worked for,
- 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:16,820 everything I care about, it's all for this family.
- 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:18,220 Mabel, what if he's lying?
- 00:19:18,310 --> 00:19:20,980 This thing could destroy the universe! Listen to your head!
- 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,500 Look into my eyes, Mabel!
- 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,370 You really think I'm a bad guy?
- 00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:27,130 He's lying! Shut it down, now!
- 00:19:27,140 --> 00:19:28,160 Mabel, please!
- 00:19:28,180 --> 00:19:29,550 Ten, nine...
- 00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:34,960 Grunkle Stan...
- 00:19:34,970 --> 00:19:36,460 Six, five...
- 00:19:38,830 --> 00:19:40,140 I trust you.
- 00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:43,150 Mabel, are you crazy?! We're all gonna...
- 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:44,330 One.
- 00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:48,230 Aah!
- 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:49,180 Aah!
- 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,160 Aah!
- 00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:26,660 W-what? Who is that?
- 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:28,940 The author of the journals.
- 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:32,460 My brother!
- 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,220 Is this the part where one of us faints?
- 00:20:35,230 --> 00:20:39,880 Oh, I am so on it, dude.
- 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:12,440 Ну, давай, давай! Этого должно как раз хватить!
- 00:00:12,660 --> 00:00:15,190 Фух! С этим нужно поосторожнее!
- 00:00:23,420 --> 00:00:24,110 Внимание!
- 00:00:24,180 --> 00:00:25,170 Бла-бла-бла!
- 00:00:25,290 --> 00:00:28,300 Запуск может вызвать гравитационные аномалии!
- 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:30,700 Да ладно, зануда! Я долго ждал,
- 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:32,300 и я не отступлю!
- 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:39,520 Да! Началось.
- 00:00:59,210 --> 00:01:01,860 Пусть это опасно, но оно того стоит!
- 00:01:07,610 --> 00:01:09,300 Всего 18 часов!
- 00:01:09,550 --> 00:01:11,900 Наконец всё изменится!
- 00:01:12,270 --> 00:01:13,170 Уже сегодня!
- 00:01:19,380 --> 00:01:20,940 ДИППЕР
- 00:01:21,041 --> 00:01:22,201 МЭЙБЛ
- 00:01:22,202 --> 00:01:23,242 СТЭН
- 00:01:27,766 --> 00:01:29,366 ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ
- 00:01:30,140 --> 00:01:32,380 Идём! Идём! Идём!
- 00:01:33,420 --> 00:01:36,960 Короче, я просто открывала все двери, я ведь странная,
- 00:01:36,970 --> 00:01:39,510 и за одной из них нашла кое-что суперское!
- 00:01:39,530 --> 00:01:42,670 Надеюсь, если ради этого ты разбудила меня в семь утра!
- 00:01:42,690 --> 00:01:43,940 Отрада для глаз!
- 00:01:43,950 --> 00:01:44,520 НЕ ТРОГАТЬ
- 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:46,230 О-хо-хо!
- 00:01:46,250 --> 00:01:48,350 Брат! Мы же оба об этом думаем...
- 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:50,830 Вечеринка палёных фейерверков!
- 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:52,820 А ну, стоять, дети!
- 00:01:52,890 --> 00:01:57,460 Я вам запрещаю запускать эти контрафактные фейерверки!
- 00:01:57,480 --> 00:01:58,450 Без меня!
- 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:04,540 И тебе тоже!
- 00:02:04,550 --> 00:02:07,250 Подожги что-нибудь ради своего дяди!
- 00:02:07,260 --> 00:02:09,550 Я богиня разрушения!
- 00:02:13,490 --> 00:02:15,380 Круто пошла!
- 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:17,760 Минуточку! У вас есть разрешение?
- 00:02:19,050 --> 00:02:21,320 Эй, а у вас есть разрешение занудствовать?
- 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:23,550 Хэй-хоу!
- 00:02:24,610 --> 00:02:26,050 Что ж, это сильный аргумент!
- 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:27,710 Веселитесь.
- 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:31,810 А если серьезно, то тут нужна уборка.
- 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:36,300 Может, шариками с водой?
- 00:02:36,310 --> 00:02:37,290 А почему бы и нет.
- 00:02:40,150 --> 00:02:41,090 Что за ерунда?
- 00:02:42,970 --> 00:02:44,720 Для этого и нужны выходные!
- 00:02:44,810 --> 00:02:46,490 Заниматься бессмыслицей!
- 00:02:46,730 --> 00:02:48,410 Ура бессмыслице!
- 00:02:49,180 --> 00:02:50,680 Аккуратно!
- 00:02:50,690 --> 00:02:52,000 За дядю Стэна!
- 00:02:52,260 --> 00:02:54,080 Не просто за великого дядю.
- 00:02:54,100 --> 00:02:55,720 А за величайшего!
- 00:02:55,990 --> 00:02:58,800 Ха-ха Ну, ладно, ладно! И кстати,
- 00:02:58,810 --> 00:03:01,610 братья и сестры редко дружат так, как вы.
- 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:04,660 Ха-ха, не волнуйся, у нас еще пол-лета впереди,
- 00:03:04,670 --> 00:03:06,190 чтобы друг друга прикончить.
- 00:03:07,900 --> 00:03:11,780 Ха! Да, осталось пол-лета!
- 00:03:11,790 --> 00:03:15,100 Дети, я кое-что должен… надо сказать вам кое-что!
- 00:03:15,550 --> 00:03:18,180 Ну, это… это довольно сложно.
- 00:03:18,190 --> 00:03:18,910 Я...
- 00:03:20,250 --> 00:03:21,940 Я пойду возьму еще баночку!
- 00:03:22,470 --> 00:03:24,050 Давай, соберись, Стэн!
- 00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:25,870 Однажды они всё равно всё узнают!
- 00:03:26,950 --> 00:03:28,630 Сегодня – важный день!
- 00:03:28,860 --> 00:03:30,240 Это божья коровка?
- 00:03:31,930 --> 00:03:33,340 Что? Только не это!
- 00:03:36,020 --> 00:03:37,700 Объект под контролем. Продолжайте.
- 00:03:39,290 --> 00:03:40,280 Кто это, Диппер?
- 00:03:40,290 --> 00:03:41,270 Дети под контролем.
- 00:03:41,290 --> 00:03:42,820 Штурмуйте дом.
- 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:47,380 Чисто!
- 00:03:48,530 --> 00:03:49,700 Чисто!
- 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:53,370 Свинью взяли! Мы контролируем свинью.
- 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:59,180 Да полегче ты, придурок!
- 00:03:59,190 --> 00:04:00,980 Я не понимаю!
- 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:04,030 Ради чего нужно нагонять столько копов?
- 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:07,050 Это агенты ФБР!
- 00:04:07,060 --> 00:04:09,010 Но я думал, что вас сожрали зомби.
- 00:04:09,020 --> 00:04:10,690 Мы выжили! Еле-еле.
- 00:04:10,700 --> 00:04:12,640 Триггер был в качестве живого щита!
- 00:04:12,650 --> 00:04:14,120 Рыдал, прямо как девчонка.
- 00:04:14,130 --> 00:04:15,200 Что?! Эй!
- 00:04:15,220 --> 00:04:16,960 Не надо в присутствии спецназа!
- 00:04:16,970 --> 00:04:19,880 Это запись с камеры на складе ядерных отходов!
- 00:04:19,890 --> 00:04:24,230 Сегодня в четыре утра кто-то украл тысячу литров опасного вещества.
- 00:04:24,250 --> 00:04:25,630 Что?! Думаете, это я?
- 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:27,290 Не валяй тут дурака, Пайнс.
- 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:28,940 Но я правда туповат!
- 00:04:28,980 --> 00:04:31,380 В это время я был в магазине! Клянусь!
- 00:04:31,390 --> 00:04:32,980 Отпустите дядю Стэна!
- 00:04:33,020 --> 00:04:37,830 Вы точно ошиблись! Наш Дядя Стэн может украсть мандаринку в магазине,
- 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:40,010 но он точно никакой не суперзлодей.
- 00:04:40,170 --> 00:04:42,890 Слушай, детка. Мы всё лето следили за вашей семьёй.
- 00:04:42,900 --> 00:04:44,810 И много чего видели!
- 00:04:44,820 --> 00:04:47,690 Но гораздо более опасно то, что ваш дядя скрывает!
- 00:04:47,700 --> 00:04:50,630 Где-то в доме спрятана машина апокалипсиса!
- 00:04:52,490 --> 00:04:53,780 Триггер, ты займёшься детьми.
- 00:04:53,830 --> 00:04:56,700 А я беру старика! Жаль нарушать ваши планы,
- 00:04:56,710 --> 00:04:59,100 но вы не представляете, кто ваш дядя.
- 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:02,940 -Мороженое под контролем! -Эй!
- 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:13,710 Дети! Вы должны мне верить! В этот раз я невиновен!
- 00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:15,500 Дети!
- 00:05:18,510 --> 00:05:21,100 На работу я иду! Дю-тю-рю-тю-тю!
- 00:05:21,110 --> 00:05:22,490 Команда синих! Давайте!
- 00:05:22,510 --> 00:05:23,610 Ломайте дверь!
- 00:05:24,030 --> 00:05:25,360 А может, и не иду.
- 00:05:35,220 --> 00:05:38,520 Вас обвиняют в краже радиоактивных отходов,
- 00:05:38,540 --> 00:05:41,280 заговоре и незаконном хранении оружия!
- 00:05:41,290 --> 00:05:43,000 Что ответите на обвинения?
- 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:45,780 Непригоден, то есть превиновен!
- 00:05:45,970 --> 00:05:48,450 Можно телефонный звонок?
- 00:05:48,450 --> 00:05:50,450 КАФЕ «ЕДОРУБЫ»
- 00:05:50,590 --> 00:05:53,250 Итак, дайте то, с чем дают бесплатную игрушку.
- 00:05:53,350 --> 00:05:54,200 <i>Зус!</i>
- 00:05:54,290 --> 00:05:57,700 Мистер Пайнс? Вы что, типа вселились в эту статую?
- 00:05:57,710 --> 00:05:58,660 <i>Зус, телефон!</i>
- 00:05:58,680 --> 00:05:59,980 Мистер Пайнс, что с вами?
- 00:05:59,990 --> 00:06:01,460 Слышал, вас арестовали!
- 00:06:01,470 --> 00:06:02,620 Мне антистрессовый набор!
- 00:06:02,630 --> 00:06:04,370 <i>Слушай, ты должен мне помочь!</i>
- 00:06:04,380 --> 00:06:06,180 Помнишь автомат со снэками?
- 00:06:06,190 --> 00:06:08,250 <i>Охраняй его даже ценой жизни!</i>
- 00:06:08,260 --> 00:06:10,330 <i>Что бы ни случилось, и кто бы это ни был,</i>
- 00:06:10,340 --> 00:06:12,080 <i>не подпускай к автомату!</i>
- 00:06:14,170 --> 00:06:17,840 Паренёк из техобслуги станет мужчиной из техобслуги.
- 00:06:17,860 --> 00:06:19,900 Сэр, ваш Детский Едорубный Набор и игрушка.
- 00:06:19,900 --> 00:06:20,430 ДЕТСКИЙ
- 00:06:20,430 --> 00:06:22,220 Просто засунь его мне в рот!
- 00:06:25,330 --> 00:06:26,450 Погнали!
- 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:33,510 <i>Со Стэнфордом Пайнсом работаем!</i>
- 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:35,300 <i>В доме и магазине идёт обыск!</i>
- 00:06:35,310 --> 00:06:36,850 <i>Позаботься о детишках.</i>
- 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,300 Ах! Что вы с нами сделаете?
- 00:06:39,310 --> 00:06:42,180 -Всего лишь отвезу в Службу Опеки. -Фу!
- 00:06:42,190 --> 00:06:44,690 А пока что смотрите что-нибудь тупое по телеку!
- 00:06:44,700 --> 00:06:47,570 Созданное специально, чтобы сделать из вас идиотов.
- 00:06:47,580 --> 00:06:49,930 <i>Сейчас я сделаю надрез.</i>
- 00:06:49,940 --> 00:06:51,840 <i>Подстава!</i>
- 00:06:51,860 --> 00:06:54,640 <i>Вы смотрите «Подставу» с Джастином Подставой.</i>
- 00:06:54,980 --> 00:06:56,170 Диппер, это безумие!
- 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:58,560 Дядя Стэн не мог украсть ядерные отходы!
- 00:06:58,570 --> 00:06:59,960 Мы должны его спасти.
- 00:07:00,210 --> 00:07:00,940 Хм!
- 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:05,470 Погоди, Мэйбл! Записи с камер!
- 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:08,150 Дядя Стэн сказал, что всю ночь был в магазине!
- 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:09,900 В «Хижине» установлены камеры!
- 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:11,470 Нужно достать записи.
- 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:14,420 Да, вот придумать бы, как отсюда удрать!
- 00:07:14,430 --> 00:07:16,960 Думай, Мэйбл, думай.
- 00:07:21,100 --> 00:07:22,860 «ПАРУ РАЗ» РУЛЯТ!
- 00:07:25,900 --> 00:07:30,300 «ПАРУ РАЗ» – ОТСТОЙ.
- 00:07:31,470 --> 00:07:32,660 Нет!
- 00:07:37,260 --> 00:07:39,370 Мэйдэй! Мэйдэй! Агент атакован!
- 00:07:42,290 --> 00:07:44,150 Дурацкая ветка!
- 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:46,020 Ха-ха! Да!
- 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:49,410 На помощь! Прошу подкрепление!
- 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:54,300 Идём, Диппер, вернём дяде честное имя.
- 00:07:54,340 --> 00:07:57,540 Бедные дети! Верите, что он невиновен?
- 00:07:57,550 --> 00:08:00,450 Я видел таких, как он! Фальшивое имя и жизнь!
- 00:08:00,460 --> 00:08:02,170 Днём запускает фейерверки,
- 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:04,250 а ночью строит машину апокалипсиса.
- 00:08:04,260 --> 00:08:06,210 Ваш дядя обманул всех на свете.
- 00:08:06,220 --> 00:08:07,630 Позволите и себя обмануть?
- 00:08:09,380 --> 00:08:11,650 Вы несёте какую-то чушь.
- 00:08:11,660 --> 00:08:13,440 Вы об этом пожалеете!
- 00:08:21,180 --> 00:08:22,840 К «ХИЖИНЕ ЧУДЕС»
- 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,230 Осталось всего пять часов!
- 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:31,140 Я должен быть там! Давай, Стэн,
- 00:08:31,150 --> 00:08:32,230 думай, как выбраться!
- 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:33,700 Думай! Думай!
- 00:08:35,700 --> 00:08:37,620 АНОМАЛИЯ ГРАВИТАЦИИ
- 00:08:42,660 --> 00:08:44,050 Они усиливаются!
- 00:08:44,060 --> 00:08:45,180 Да, я придумал!
- 00:08:49,870 --> 00:08:52,240 Мне показалось, или весь мир только что икнул?
- 00:08:52,260 --> 00:08:54,800 Просто малипусенькое землетрясение!
- 00:08:54,810 --> 00:08:56,900 Ой, малипусенькое!
- 00:08:59,170 --> 00:09:01,240 Началось! Конец всего!
- 00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:04,560 Когда это случится, я буду далеко!
- 00:09:04,570 --> 00:09:06,700 Полезай, Енотиха! Давай!
- 00:09:17,750 --> 00:09:18,900 Слушай, вот мой план!
- 00:09:18,940 --> 00:09:20,460 Я снимаю тех двоих,
- 00:09:20,470 --> 00:09:22,120 ты вырубаешь того на крыше,
- 00:09:22,150 --> 00:09:24,460 и мы кувырком врываемся прямо в дом.
- 00:09:24,470 --> 00:09:27,010 Мэйбл, а почему бы не пойти простым путем?
- 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:28,090 Ну ладно.
- 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:30,050 Так это камень или всё же лицо?
- 00:09:30,060 --> 00:09:32,540 Я думаю, это метафора.
- 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:47,270 Итак, будь я Стэном,
- 00:09:47,280 --> 00:09:49,800 где бы я тогда хранил записи с камер?
- 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:57,460 Смотри, антилокролик!
- 00:09:57,470 --> 00:09:58,820 А разве не кроликолопа?
- 00:09:58,830 --> 00:10:00,500 Пф, не говори ерунду!
- 00:10:03,620 --> 00:10:05,090 -Да! -Да!
- 00:10:05,340 --> 00:10:06,810 С этой недели. Нашли!
- 00:10:08,220 --> 00:10:10,840 Ещё! Ещё! Ещё!
- 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:13,240 Это танец червяка! А что такого?!
- 00:10:13,250 --> 00:10:14,420 Проматывай.
- 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:19,520 Ха! Вот оно! Дядя Стэн в магазине!
- 00:10:19,530 --> 00:10:21,280 И это снято вчера вечером!
- 00:10:21,290 --> 00:10:22,780 Супер! Он не виноват!
- 00:10:29,180 --> 00:10:30,030 Ой.
- 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:32,930 А может, он пошел в туалет на улицу!
- 00:10:33,060 --> 00:10:34,360 Как и велит нам природа!
- 00:10:39,030 --> 00:10:41,570 О нет. Дядя Стэн, как ты мог!
- 00:10:41,590 --> 00:10:44,450 Не надо паники! Любой мог надеть костюм!
- 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:47,290 Горячие поварешки!
- 00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:51,470 Стоп, никого нет! Можно ругаться нормально! Да чтоб ты...
- 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,040 Нет, это точно он.
- 00:10:54,270 --> 00:10:58,120 Хорошо, возможно, дядя Стэн и спёр эти отходы!
- 00:10:58,140 --> 00:11:00,990 Но это не значит, что он ведёт двойную жизнь злодея!
- 00:11:01,130 --> 00:11:03,420 Мэйбл, а я в этом уже не уверен.
- 00:11:06,890 --> 00:11:09,350 Что?! Что это такое?
- 00:11:09,540 --> 00:11:11,300 Стетсон Пайнфилд?!
- 00:11:11,310 --> 00:11:14,900 Хал Форестер?! Эндрю «Восемь-шаров» Алькатрас?!
- 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:16,500 Поддельные документы!
- 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:19,460 А они нужны, только если ты скрываешь своё настоящее имя.
- 00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:21,350 Но зачем ему это нужно?
- 00:11:23,574 --> 00:11:24,274 СТЭН
- 00:11:24,298 --> 00:11:24,998 ПАЙНС
- 00:11:25,022 --> 00:11:26,422 МЁРТВ
- 00:11:28,790 --> 00:11:29,760 Что?
- 00:11:29,780 --> 00:11:31,570 Стэн Пайнс мёртв?!
- 00:11:31,910 --> 00:11:34,320 Смерть Пайнса была явно подстроена.
- 00:11:34,330 --> 00:11:38,140 Тормозные шланги были перерезаны! Вопрос: кем?
- 00:11:40,540 --> 00:11:42,420 Разыскивается неизвестный мошенник!
- 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:44,870 Почему пишут, что он «неизвестный»?
- 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:46,370 Или дядя Стэн...
- 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:47,750 не дядя…
- 00:11:47,770 --> 00:11:49,650 -Стэн?! -Стэн?!
- 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:58,060 Стэн Пайнс мёртв?!
- 00:11:58,540 --> 00:11:59,860 Тогда у кого мы гостили?
- 00:11:59,870 --> 00:12:01,170 Ничего не понимаю.
- 00:12:01,180 --> 00:12:03,420 Должно же быть разумное объяснение!
- 00:12:03,430 --> 00:12:05,130 Может это Джастин Подстава?
- 00:12:05,140 --> 00:12:07,000 И сейчас сам Джастин Подстава выскочит,
- 00:12:07,020 --> 00:12:09,820 например, вот из этого горшка!
- 00:12:11,180 --> 00:12:13,070 Сейчас он выскочит!
- 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:15,760 Поверить не могу! Я всё лето искал ответы,
- 00:12:15,770 --> 00:12:18,440 а самая главная тайна находилась прямо под носом.
- 00:12:18,450 --> 00:12:21,500 Ах, нет, должно быть какое-то другое разумное объяснение!
- 00:12:21,660 --> 00:12:22,270 Что это?
- 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:24,760 Код для входа в убежище!
- 00:12:24,770 --> 00:12:25,780 Дай-ка посмотреть!
- 00:12:26,610 --> 00:12:29,020 A1, B, C3...
- 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,900 Никогда не видел такого кода.
- 00:12:30,910 --> 00:12:32,300 Ой, а я видела!
- 00:12:32,310 --> 00:12:34,570 Это же автомат с шоколадками!
- 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,300 Всё, Пайнс, игры закончились.
- 00:12:41,310 --> 00:12:43,530 Из Вашингтона за тобой прислали вертушку!
- 00:12:43,540 --> 00:12:45,370 С радостью запру тебя в тюрьме!
- 00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:47,650 Чё?! Ха-ха, а может, посидим ещё минутку?
- 00:12:48,020 --> 00:12:49,850 Минуту и 30 секунд!
- 00:12:49,910 --> 00:12:52,540 Нет, ты нас больше не проведёшь!
- 00:12:52,700 --> 00:12:54,730 Ты слишком долго от нас бегал!
- 00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:57,280 Твоё время уже истекло.
- 00:12:57,300 --> 00:12:59,470 А в туалет? Дайте секунд на 15.
- 00:12:59,510 --> 00:13:01,620 Потерпи, а то опоздаешь на свой рейс.
- 00:13:05,460 --> 00:13:06,910 АНОМАЛИЯ ГРАВИТАЦИИ
- 00:13:06,940 --> 00:13:08,310 Правда? Сам не опоздай.
- 00:13:15,030 --> 00:13:16,740 Оу-оу-оу, эй! Ай!
- 00:13:22,310 --> 00:13:25,570 Стой! Пайнс! А ну, вернись!
- 00:13:25,580 --> 00:13:27,070 Парни, взять его!
- 00:13:29,860 --> 00:13:33,070 Нет! Тебе всё равно не скрыться!
- 00:13:35,170 --> 00:13:37,520 Почти попал, почти!
- 00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:43,160 Знаешь, где «Хижина чудес»?
- 00:13:43,180 --> 00:13:43,790 Ну да.
- 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:45,190 Вот тебе сотня баксов!
- 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,910 Гони как можно дальше от «Хижины»
- 00:13:46,990 --> 00:13:49,330 и не останавливайся, если появятся копы.
- 00:13:52,870 --> 00:13:54,270 Вон он, уходит!
- 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:57,490 Всем группам: преследовать это такси!
- 00:13:59,950 --> 00:14:01,770 Стэнфорд сбежал! Он на свободе.
- 00:14:01,790 --> 00:14:04,680 Нужно прочесать город! Быстро! По машинам!
- 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:18,680 Так, Зус, помни про план!
- 00:14:18,690 --> 00:14:20,310 Защитить, стать доверенным,
- 00:14:20,330 --> 00:14:22,910 потом приёмным сыном, взять имя Стэн Младший.
- 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:24,030 Зус!
- 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:25,470 Чуваки! Вы где были?
- 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:26,950 А что ты тут делаешь?
- 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,870 Стэн приказал защищать этот автомат!
- 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:30,950 Ха! И явно не от меня!
- 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:33,310 Зус, слушай: дело очень серьёзное!
- 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:35,220 Если Стэн скрывает что-то опасное,
- 00:14:35,230 --> 00:14:36,700 мы обязаны это узнать!
- 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:38,520 Потому, прошу тебя, отойди.
- 00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:42,750 Да, давай, пропусти нас, чтобы мы могли доказать, что всё это недоразумение.
- 00:14:42,820 --> 00:14:46,790 Ребят, понимаю, это безумие, но я поклялся жизнью его защищать!
- 00:14:47,870 --> 00:14:49,340 Тогда извини нас, Зус!
- 00:14:50,220 --> 00:14:53,240 Боевые блёстки! Красиво, но больно!
- 00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:54,760 -Отойди, Зус! Уйди! -Уйди с дороги!
- 00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:56,840 -Да перестаньте! Я не хочу с вами драться! -Давай, Зус!
- 00:14:56,850 --> 00:14:59,000 Мне больно делать вам больно!
- 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:03,090 Нет, правда, мне реально сейчас очень больно.
- 00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:13,180 О!
- 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,650 Это прямо как в видеоиграх.
- 00:15:20,660 --> 00:15:21,650 Или как во сне.
- 00:15:22,370 --> 00:15:23,400 Или в кошмаре.
- 00:15:27,870 --> 00:15:29,720 Нужно быть там, когда начнется!
- 00:15:39,350 --> 00:15:41,950 Ребят, мы что, спим? Ущипните меня что ли!
- 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:43,800 Этого просто не может быть!
- 00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:47,070 Чё-то я не понял! Зачем всё это мистеру Пайнсу?
- 00:15:47,090 --> 00:15:49,390 Тут всё прямо как в том бункере в лесу.
- 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:51,670 Но зачем нужен бункер под «Хижиной чудес»?
- 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:55,260 Хорошо, хорошо! У Стэна есть огромная лаборатория!
- 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:57,100 Но это же не преступление!
- 00:15:57,110 --> 00:15:58,600 У всех есть свои секреты!
- 00:15:59,580 --> 00:16:01,890 Это наш дядя Стэн, и он нас любит!
- 00:16:01,900 --> 00:16:04,010 А мы любим его, верно?
- 00:16:04,020 --> 00:16:06,050 Посмотри! Это невозможно!
- 00:16:06,060 --> 00:16:08,490 Первые два дневника?
- 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:11,370 Всё это время! Всё время они были у него!
- 00:16:11,380 --> 00:16:14,120 Да что ж это такое?! Зачем нужно было столько лжи?!
- 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,920 Откуда у него дневники?
- 00:16:15,930 --> 00:16:17,120 А может быть, он их автор?
- 00:16:17,130 --> 00:16:19,080 А может, украл их у автора!
- 00:16:19,090 --> 00:16:21,070 А все эти поддельные документы нужны ему,
- 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:22,990 потому что он суперзлодей,
- 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,930 а это устройство – его дьявольский план!
- 00:16:34,510 --> 00:16:35,930 «Я понял, что ошибался,
- 00:16:36,170 --> 00:16:39,060 машина должна давать знания, но она слишком мощная!
- 00:16:39,150 --> 00:16:41,040 Меня обманули, но теперь уже поздно!
- 00:16:41,090 --> 00:16:42,860 Если машину запустить на полную,
- 00:16:42,990 --> 00:16:44,710 вселенную разорвет на части!
- 00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:48,800 Машина не должна попасть в злые руки!
- 00:16:49,060 --> 00:16:52,740 Если отсчет дойдёт до нуля, нашей вселенной конец!»
- 00:16:54,850 --> 00:16:58,340 Ах! Он имел в виду этот отсчет! Во всех играх нас предупреждали.
- 00:17:01,490 --> 00:17:03,890 Агенты были правы! Машину надо отключить!
- 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:15,380 Туда! Быстро!
- 00:17:15,740 --> 00:17:17,580 РУЧНОЕ УПРАВЛЕНИЕ
- 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,200 Поворачиваем! Вместе!
- 00:17:22,550 --> 00:17:24,240 Получилось! Выключатель!
- 00:17:27,260 --> 00:17:30,050 Сейчас всё закончится!
- 00:17:30,060 --> 00:17:31,740 Не трогай эту кнопку!
- 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:40,060 Диппер, просто отойди!
- 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:44,510 Только не нажимай на кнопку! Ты должен мне верить.
- 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:46,030 А почему я должен верить?
- 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:47,790 Ты украл ядерные отходы!
- 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,540 Ты врал нам целых пол-лета!
- 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:51,390 Я даже не знаю, кто ты такой!
- 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:52,990 Я понимаю, что это странно,
- 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,540 но машину выключать нельзя!
- 00:17:54,550 --> 00:17:56,020 Позволь мне всё объяснить!
- 00:17:56,580 --> 00:17:58,640 О, нет! Дети, держитесь!
- 00:18:06,660 --> 00:18:08,500 Стой!
- 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:19,110 <i>Осталось 35 секунд.</i>
- 00:18:23,410 --> 00:18:24,770 Диппер!
- 00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:28,630 Мэйбл! Быстрее! Отключи её!
- 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:32,240 Нет!
- 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,380 Мэйбл, Мэйбл, стой!
- 00:18:34,390 --> 00:18:35,980 Нет!
- 00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:38,220 Что ты творишь?! Я что тебе велел?!
- 00:18:38,230 --> 00:18:40,210 Нет, мистер Пайнс! Если вас так зовут!
- 00:18:40,230 --> 00:18:43,090 У меня новый приказ: защищать этих детей!
- 00:18:43,110 --> 00:18:44,850 Зус, отпусти меня, идиот!
- 00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:47,810 -Перестань! -Нет!
- 00:18:47,820 --> 00:18:49,500 Мэйбл, жми на кнопку!
- 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:52,140 -Отключи её! -Нет, не жми! Ты должна мне верить!
- 00:18:52,190 --> 00:18:55,740 Но, дядя Стэн, я даже не уверена, что ты мой дядя!
- 00:18:57,030 --> 00:18:58,790 Я хочу тебе верить, но...
- 00:18:58,820 --> 00:19:00,460 Тогда слушай! Утром я сказал,
- 00:19:00,470 --> 00:19:02,080 что хочу вам кое-что рассказать!
- 00:19:02,090 --> 00:19:03,900 <i>Осталось 20 секунд.</i>
- 00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:10,750 Я хотел сказать, что вы услышите обо мне много плохого,
- 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:13,980 и иногда – это правда! Но поверьте, всё,
- 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:16,820 над чем я работал, и всё, о чём я думал, – всё это ради семьи!
- 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:18,220 Мэйбл, а если он врёт?
- 00:19:18,310 --> 00:19:20,980 Эта штука может разрушить вселенную, подумай!
- 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,500 Посмотри мне в глаза, Мэйбл!
- 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,370 Ты правда веришь, что я злодей?
- 00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:27,130 Он врёт! Давай нажимай, скорее!
- 00:19:27,140 --> 00:19:28,160 Мэйбл, прошу!
- 00:19:28,180 --> 00:19:29,550 <i>10, 9...</i>
- 00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:34,960 Дядя Стэн.
- 00:19:34,970 --> 00:19:36,460 <i>6, 5...</i>
- 00:19:38,830 --> 00:19:40,140 Я тебе верю.
- 00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:43,150 Мэйбл, ты с ума сошла? Мы все сейчас...
- 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:44,330 <i>1</i>
- 00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:26,660 Что? Кто это такой?
- 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:28,940 Это автор дневников!
- 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:32,460 Мой брат.
- 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,220 Что, уже пора падать в обморок?
- 00:20:35,230 --> 00:20:37,740 Ха-ха! Я в этом даже не сомневаюсь!
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