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Тайна поместья Нортвестов
Northwest Mansion Mystery
Сезон: 02Серия: 10
Описание
За день до ежегодного бала в особняке Нортвестов объявляется призрак. Пасифика, по просьбе родителей, связывается с Диппером и просит его избавиться от призрака. Но не все так просто: призрак пришёл, чтобы исполнить клятву, данную 150 лет назад, и единственный способ остановить его — открыть ворота в особняк простым жителям.
Субтитры
- 00:00:04,180 --> 00:00:05,520 Preston, I must say,
- 00:00:05,550 --> 00:00:08,510 the guest list for this year's party has so much diversity.
- 00:00:08,540 --> 00:00:11,870 Yes, a nice mix of millionaires and billionaires.
- 00:00:12,110 --> 00:00:15,720 Put the oyster fork at an angle! We're not animals, man.
- 00:00:15,750 --> 00:00:18,440 Now where the devil is... Pacifica!
- 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:21,000 What did I tell you about that dress?
- 00:00:21,020 --> 00:00:23,230 The theme is "sea foam green," not lake foam green.
- 00:00:23,490 --> 00:00:25,980 -Go change! -But I-I kind of like it.
- 00:00:26,010 --> 00:00:28,310 -Mind your mother, Pacifica. -But...
- 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:30,650 Yes, Father.
- 00:00:35,670 --> 00:00:38,550 Oh, no, it's... happening.
- 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:45,980 Yes, you are my possessions! Obey me!
- 00:00:47,090 --> 00:00:50,130 This is a disaster. The party's in just 24 hours.
- 00:00:50,150 --> 00:00:53,270 Surely there's someone who could handle this sort of nonsense.
- 00:00:54,140 --> 00:00:56,200 And I think I know just the person.
- 00:01:16,330 --> 00:01:17,740 You asked for it, you got it.
- 00:01:17,790 --> 00:01:20,140 An entire 48-hour marathon of Ghost Harassers.
- 00:01:20,140 --> 00:01:22,060 on the Used To Be About History Channel.
- 00:01:23,060 --> 00:01:26,480 Be strong, bladder. We're not gonna move till sunset.
- 00:01:26,510 --> 00:01:29,710 We interrupt this program to bring you breaking news.
- 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:31,350 -Oh, what? -It's starting!
- 00:01:31,380 --> 00:01:34,260 -Turn it up! -Make room for Grenda.
- 00:01:34,350 --> 00:01:37,790 Well tonight's the night, but I've been out here for days.
- 00:01:37,870 --> 00:01:41,890 The Northwest family's annual high-society shindig ball soiree is here.
- 00:01:41,910 --> 00:01:43,640 And even though common folk aren't let in,
- 00:01:43,660 --> 00:01:47,180 that won't stop us from camping out for a peek at the fanciness.
- 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:53,600 Okay, can someone please explain why people care about this?
- 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:55,710 Um, it's pretty much the best party of all time.
- 00:01:55,790 --> 00:01:58,160 Rich food, richer boys.
- 00:01:58,210 --> 00:02:01,340 They say each gift basket has a live quail inside.
- 00:02:01,370 --> 00:02:03,220 Give me your life, Pacifica.
- 00:02:04,230 --> 00:02:08,230 Guys, in case you've already forgotten, Pacifica Northwest is the worst.
- 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:12,720 And that's not just jealousy talking. I'd say that to her face.
- 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:15,620 -I need your help. -You're the worst.
- 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:18,270 See?
- 00:02:19,860 --> 00:02:22,270 Look, you think it's easy for me to come here?
- 00:02:22,290 --> 00:02:24,050 I don't wanna be seen in this hovel.
- 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:26,620 But there's something haunting Northwest Manor.
- 00:02:26,700 --> 00:02:29,360 If you don't help me, the party could be ruined.
- 00:02:29,470 --> 00:02:31,620 And why should I trust you?
- 00:02:31,640 --> 00:02:33,640 All you've ever done is try to humiliate me and Mabel.
- 00:02:33,660 --> 00:02:36,270 Just name your price, okay? I'll give you anything.
- 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:38,740 Hi, Pacifica. Excuse us.
- 00:02:39,490 --> 00:02:41,520 Dipper, don't you see what this means?
- 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:43,520 If you help Pacifica, you could get us invites
- 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:45,900 to the greatest party of all time.
- 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:48,870 What? Mabel, this is Pacifica we're talking about.
- 00:02:48,900 --> 00:02:50,950 But it's Candy and Grenda's dream.
- 00:02:51,390 --> 00:02:53,250 Dream!
- 00:02:55,230 --> 00:02:56,700 Fine. I'll bust your ghost.
- 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:59,860 But, in exchange, I'll need three tickets to the party.
- 00:03:00,830 --> 00:03:03,170 You're just lucky I'm desperate.
- 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:07,250 Whoo! Desperate, desperate, desperate!
- 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:09,920 Grenda, get the glue gun. We're making dresses.
- 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:23,200 Welcome to Northwest Manor, dorks.
- 00:03:23,220 --> 00:03:24,940 Try not to touch anything.
- 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:31,250 Everything's so fancy. Fancy floors, fancy plants.
- 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:35,080 -Fancy man. -Yes. Very good, miss.
- 00:03:35,100 --> 00:03:36,940 The rumors were true.
- 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:43,060 Ah, if it isn't the man of the hour.
- 00:03:43,090 --> 00:03:45,800 Hopefully, you can help us with our little... situation
- 00:03:45,820 --> 00:03:48,980 - before the guests arrive in an hour. - I'll do my best.
- 00:03:49,010 --> 00:03:52,640 Splendid. Pacifica, take our guests to the problem room,
- 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:55,340 and, uh... he's not wearing that, is he?
- 00:03:56,860 --> 00:03:57,520 I'm on it.
- 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:02,020 Ugh. It's like this collar is strangling me.
- 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:04,000 Who do you guys think you're impressing with this stuff?
- 00:04:04,020 --> 00:04:07,590 Um, everyone. You wouldn't understand.
- 00:04:07,610 --> 00:04:10,660 High standards are what make the Northwest family great.
- 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:13,260 Funny, I thought it was lying about founding the town.
- 00:04:13,430 --> 00:04:14,790 Don't touch that.
- 00:04:16,390 --> 00:04:18,770 Oh, wow, guys, it's the guest list.
- 00:04:19,490 --> 00:04:20,040 Whoa!
- 00:04:20,230 --> 00:04:23,460 -Check out this hottie. -Marius von Fundshauser.
- 00:04:23,460 --> 00:04:25,380 He's a baron from Austria.
- 00:04:25,380 --> 00:04:28,100 Forget the quail. I'm putting him in my guest basket.
- 00:04:28,150 --> 00:04:30,980 Hold up, ladies. I can't believe I'm gonna say this,
- 00:04:31,030 --> 00:04:32,820 but I think this boy is out of our league.
- 00:04:32,870 --> 00:04:35,170 Grenda's right. He's a white whale.
- 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:36,660 Hunting him will destroy us.
- 00:04:36,710 --> 00:04:39,060 There are tons of cute boys coming.
- 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:42,960 Let's swear a sisters' truce not to waste time on Marius.
- 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:44,580 Deal.
- 00:04:44,610 --> 00:04:45,890 -Deal. -Deal.
- 00:04:51,550 --> 00:04:52,680 Whoa.
- 00:04:56,290 --> 00:04:59,000 This is the main room where it's been happening.
- 00:04:59,030 --> 00:05:00,710 Yep, this looks like the kind of room that would be
- 00:05:00,710 --> 00:05:02,410 haunted, all right. I wouldn't be worried, though.
- 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:07,410 Ghosts fall under a ten-category scale. Falling plates sound like a category one.
- 00:05:07,430 --> 00:05:10,070 So what? Are you going to bore him back into the afterlife
- 00:05:10,100 --> 00:05:13,050 - by reading from this book? - Just gotta splash this sucker
- 00:05:13,050 --> 00:05:15,720 with some anointed water, and he should be out of your probably-fake blonde hair.
- 00:05:15,750 --> 00:05:17,510 What was that about my hair?
- 00:05:17,530 --> 00:05:18,990 Sh. I'm picking something up.
- 00:05:28,980 --> 00:05:31,500 Come on, stupid thing. There we go.
- 00:05:34,110 --> 00:05:35,630 Uh, Pacifica?
- 00:05:43,410 --> 00:05:46,720 Ancient sins. Ancient sins.
- 00:05:46,950 --> 00:05:51,390 Ancient sins. Ancient sins.
- 00:05:53,100 --> 00:05:56,180 -Dipper, what is this? -It's a category ten.
- 00:06:01,020 --> 00:06:03,880 Ancient blood and blackened skies.
- 00:06:03,910 --> 00:06:06,730 The forest dark shall once more rise.
- 00:06:06,780 --> 00:06:08,700 What do we do, what do we do?
- 00:06:08,730 --> 00:06:10,650 Don't worry. It can't get worse than this.
- 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:28,200 I smell a Northwest.
- 00:06:30,330 --> 00:06:31,610 Come out.
- 00:06:32,460 --> 00:06:35,650 Come out, wherever you are.
- 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:37,800 Hurry. Read through your dumb book already.
- 00:06:37,830 --> 00:06:40,010 I'm looking, and it's not dumb, okay?
- 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:41,670 This book is gonna save our lives.
- 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:43,160 All right, here we go. Advice.
- 00:06:44,430 --> 00:06:45,750 Oh, seriously?
- 00:06:48,540 --> 00:06:50,380 You shouldn't have come here.
- 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,450 This way. Hurry!
- 00:06:55,230 --> 00:06:57,460 Welcome, dukes and duchesses.
- 00:06:57,480 --> 00:07:00,550 -Sultans and sportsmen. -Yo, what up, Presto?
- 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:05,400 And reclusive 102-year-old mayor of Gravity Falls, Mayor Befufftlefumpter.
- 00:07:07,300 --> 00:07:09,350 It's okay. They're with me.
- 00:07:09,550 --> 00:07:12,020 Tonight, we will enjoy only the finest of tastes
- 00:07:12,050 --> 00:07:14,080 and only the snootiest of laughter.
- 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:19,080 -That's the ticket. -Cheese, chocolate.
- 00:07:19,110 --> 00:07:23,170 -Cheese, chocolate. -Candy, listen to me carefully.
- 00:07:23,190 --> 00:07:26,850 You're caught in a sweet-savory loop. Put the fondue fork down.
- 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:29,530 I want to, but I can't.
- 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:33,930 Introducing Baron Marius von Fundshauser.
- 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:42,430 -Guten tag. -Guten take me now!
- 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:46,610 -Mabel, we had a truce. -Yes, yes, yes, a truce.
- 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,600 Grenda, can you go fetch us some fancy napkins?
- 00:07:49,620 --> 00:07:51,080 Wow. Okay.
- 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:54,190 Listen, Mabel, I don't know if I can follow this truce.
- 00:07:54,210 --> 00:07:56,840 -He is too adorable. -Oh. Me, too, Candy.
- 00:07:56,870 --> 00:07:59,360 But what do we do? He's unattainable.
- 00:07:59,380 --> 00:08:01,570 What if we flirt with him as a team?
- 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:04,550 With our cuteness combined, one of us might have a chance.
- 00:08:04,580 --> 00:08:08,120 It is the perfect plan. But what about Grenda?
- 00:08:08,140 --> 00:08:11,060 I love Grenda, Mabel, but these boys are fancy.
- 00:08:11,090 --> 00:08:13,510 Her aggressive flirting style might scare them away.
- 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:14,680 Hey, what's on your shirt?
- 00:08:16,410 --> 00:08:18,090 Ha! Gullible! Loser!
- 00:08:24,730 --> 00:08:26,120 Hurry. Through the garden.
- 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:27,800 Watch out for peacocks.
- 00:08:30,150 --> 00:08:32,600 Come on, come on. I got it.
- 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:35,090 A haunted painting can only be trapped in a silver mirror.
- 00:08:35,300 --> 00:08:37,150 Look, there's a silver mirror right there.
- 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:39,820 Wait! Don't go in there!
- 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,700 This room has my parents' favorite carpet pattern.
- 00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:44,220 They'll lose it if we track mud in there.
- 00:08:44,250 --> 00:08:46,160 What? Are you serious?
- 00:08:46,540 --> 00:08:47,910 We'll find another way.
- 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:51,460 Pacifica, we don't have time for this. Let me through!
- 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:55,220 -No. My parents will kill me. -Why are you so afraid of your parents?
- 00:08:55,250 --> 00:08:56,980 You wouldn't understand.
- 00:09:04,380 --> 00:09:06,880 -What is this place? -That's weird.
- 00:09:07,140 --> 00:09:08,740 I don't even know where this room is.
- 00:09:08,770 --> 00:09:12,480 -Hopefully, the ghost doesn't either. -Yeah. Maybe we're safe.
- 00:09:16,740 --> 00:09:18,170 Pacifica! Watch out!
- 00:09:19,070 --> 00:09:21,100 Your fate is sealed!
- 00:09:23,370 --> 00:09:24,490 A silver mirror.
- 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:30,830 Prepare to die, Northwest!
- 00:09:36,820 --> 00:09:37,640 Did you get him?
- 00:09:39,820 --> 00:09:42,990 Oh, free me!
- 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:46,590 -Yes! -We did it!
- 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:53,450 Can I pay you to pretend that never happened?
- 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:57,380 Well, Pacifica, you really found the right man for the job.
- 00:09:57,670 --> 00:09:59,510 We can't thank you enough.
- 00:10:00,380 --> 00:10:01,230 That's enough.
- 00:10:01,250 --> 00:10:03,770 He-hey, just holdin' up my end of the deal.
- 00:10:04,220 --> 00:10:07,720 Wait. Leaving already? You're at the world's best party, dummy.
- 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:12,300 I'd love to stay, but I've got a category ten ghost to dispose of.
- 00:10:14,170 --> 00:10:15,500 Category ten.
- 00:10:17,580 --> 00:10:21,180 Call me crazy, but maybe she's not that bad after all.
- 00:10:24,860 --> 00:10:26,730 What are you laughing about, man? I defeated you.
- 00:10:26,780 --> 00:10:28,470 You've been had, boy.
- 00:10:28,750 --> 00:10:33,030 -You remind me of me 150 years ago. -What do you mean?
- 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:35,170 One hundred and fifty years ago this day,
- 00:10:35,190 --> 00:10:40,380 the Northwests asked us lumber folk to build them a mansion atop the hill.
- 00:10:40,700 --> 00:10:43,230 We were told it would be a service to the town,
- 00:10:43,250 --> 00:10:48,330 that once a year, they would throw a grand party, and all would share in the bounty.
- 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:52,680 It took years of back-breaking labor and sacrifice,
- 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:58,040 but when it was time for the grand party they promised the common folk of the town,
- 00:10:58,070 --> 00:11:00,230 they refused to let us in.
- 00:11:08,090 --> 00:11:11,040 You promised, Northwest!
- 00:11:11,670 --> 00:11:15,020 With the trees gone, the mudslides began.
- 00:11:15,340 --> 00:11:16,810 While they partied and laughed,
- 00:11:16,860 --> 00:11:18,820 I was swept away by the storm.
- 00:11:22,940 --> 00:11:25,130 And so I said with final breath,
- 00:11:25,490 --> 00:11:28,060 150 years I'll return from death.
- 00:11:28,090 --> 00:11:33,940 And if the gate still closed to town, wealthy blood will stain the ground.
- 00:11:33,970 --> 00:11:36,650 A curse passed down until this day.
- 00:11:37,850 --> 00:11:38,880 So wait a minute.
- 00:11:39,050 --> 00:11:41,640 The Northwests knew this haunting was coming,
- 00:11:41,730 --> 00:11:43,690 and they tricked me into helping them
- 00:11:43,740 --> 00:11:46,550 to avoid ghostly justice? I'll be right back.
- 00:11:46,570 --> 00:11:48,700 Thank you so much for coming, mayor.
- 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:51,530 As a sign of our respect, please take this chimp servant.
- 00:11:51,550 --> 00:11:54,070 -Okay. -Keep him away from bright lights.
- 00:11:54,100 --> 00:11:55,020 He gets grabby.
- 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:56,450 Northwests!
- 00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:58,990 You've got some explaining to do.
- 00:12:00,650 --> 00:12:02,180 Dipper, you came back.
- 00:12:02,550 --> 00:12:04,700 You lied to me! All of you did.
- 00:12:04,730 --> 00:12:07,130 All you had to do was let the townsfolk into the party,
- 00:12:07,150 --> 00:12:08,540 and you could've broken the curse.
- 00:12:08,570 --> 00:12:11,340 But you made me do your dirty work instead.
- 00:12:12,990 --> 00:12:15,130 Look at who you're talking to, boy.
- 00:12:15,150 --> 00:12:18,510 I'm hosting a party for the most powerful people in the world.
- 00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:20,680 You think they'd come here if they had to rub elbows
- 00:12:20,710 --> 00:12:22,930 -with your kind? -My kind?
- 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:25,310 I was right about you all along.
- 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,150 You're just as bad as your parents.
- 00:12:27,270 --> 00:12:31,330 -Another link in the world's worst chain. -I'm sorry. They made me.
- 00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:33,110 I should've told you, but...
- 00:12:35,430 --> 00:12:40,160 Enjoy the party. It's the last time you and your kind will ever come.
- 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:43,140 No, no! Those aren't for him.
- 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:46,310 Stupid Northwests.
- 00:12:46,630 --> 00:12:48,550 Making me do their exorcism for them.
- 00:12:48,780 --> 00:12:51,340 Exodus demonus, spookus scarus,
- 00:12:51,370 --> 00:12:53,360 -aintafraidus noghostus. -Dipper.
- 00:12:53,390 --> 00:12:57,050 Dipper, please let me get my vengeance on the Northwests.
- 00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:58,950 You hate them as much as I.
- 00:12:59,090 --> 00:13:01,840 Hey, I feel you. It's just, my sister's in there,
- 00:13:01,870 --> 00:13:04,640 and you seem a little unstable, man.
- 00:13:04,790 --> 00:13:10,650 Very well, boy. Then before you banish my soul,
- 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:16,190 may these tired old lumber eyes gaze upon the trees one final time?
- 00:13:16,620 --> 00:13:18,550 Uh... I guess.
- 00:13:18,810 --> 00:13:19,770 Go nuts, man.
- 00:13:23,310 --> 00:13:24,500 What?
- 00:13:33,130 --> 00:13:35,630 Yes! Vengeance!
- 00:13:36,310 --> 00:13:37,850 Oh, no. Mabel!
- 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:46,460 Hi. I'm Mabel. So, Australia, huh?
- 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:48,160 Do you guys eat kangaroo meat over there,
- 00:13:48,180 --> 00:13:52,400 -or are they strictly pets? -I am from Austria.
- 00:13:53,350 --> 00:13:55,320 -Tag, tag. -I am Candy.
- 00:13:55,340 --> 00:13:57,740 I love the tiny hats you wear on your shoulders.
- 00:13:57,770 --> 00:14:00,700 Hi! If you were a boat, do you know what kind you'd be?
- 00:14:00,730 --> 00:14:02,210 A dreamboat. That's what kind.
- 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:03,600 -You're tagged out. -Tagged back in.
- 00:14:03,630 --> 00:14:06,360 -You can't do that. -I can tag myself. It's allowed.
- 00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:08,110 Ahem!
- 00:14:09,510 --> 00:14:11,070 What exactly was all that?
- 00:14:11,260 --> 00:14:13,420 You were flirting with Marius without me.
- 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:15,530 We're sorry, Grenda. It's just...
- 00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:19,480 Your flirting style can come off as a bit... intense.
- 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:22,880 Oh, I see. You think I shouldn't be myself
- 00:14:22,910 --> 00:14:24,640 just because I'm in this stupid mansion.
- 00:14:24,670 --> 00:14:26,360 I thought you liked my style.
- 00:14:26,380 --> 00:14:28,800 We do, but these boys might not.
- 00:14:28,830 --> 00:14:31,180 Oh. Then I guess they wouldn't like this either.
- 00:14:31,310 --> 00:14:33,540 -Hey, Marius. -Yeah?
- 00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:37,850 You've got something... on your shirt.
- 00:14:48,540 --> 00:14:50,270 Thank you all for coming.
- 00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:53,420 I think we can all say this party was a rousing success.
- 00:14:53,420 --> 00:14:55,980 I guess you could say it was a slam dunk, Preston.
- 00:14:56,030 --> 00:14:57,590 Yes, yes, I guess, sure.
- 00:14:57,610 --> 00:15:00,400 A toast... to our family name.
- 00:15:00,740 --> 00:15:01,650 What?!
- 00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:05,850 Generations locked away.
- 00:15:05,910 --> 00:15:10,640 My revenge shall have its day.
- 00:15:10,670 --> 00:15:11,850 Oh, the Grim Reaper.
- 00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:13,560 I've been wondering when you would arrive.
- 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:34,240 -Preston, what are we going to do? -Prepare the panic room.
- 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:44,980 Please... help me.
- 00:15:45,410 --> 00:15:47,650 Whoa! That is messed up!
- 00:15:48,820 --> 00:15:50,960 Just one way to change your fates.
- 00:15:50,980 --> 00:15:53,640 A Northwest must open the party gates.
- 00:15:54,570 --> 00:15:56,600 A Northwest? Pacifica!
- 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,000 Pacifica. There you are.
- 00:16:02,030 --> 00:16:03,930 The ghost is turning everyone to wood,
- 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:07,280 and he just started rhyming for some reason. I need your help!
- 00:16:07,980 --> 00:16:08,690 Pacifica?
- 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,180 You wanna know why this room was locked up?
- 00:16:11,410 --> 00:16:12,740 This is what I found in here.
- 00:16:13,110 --> 00:16:16,490 A painted record of every horrible thing that my family's ever done.
- 00:16:16,660 --> 00:16:19,270 Lying, cheating, and then, there's me.
- 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:22,620 I lied to you just because I'm too scared to talk back
- 00:16:22,670 --> 00:16:26,860 to my stupid parents. You were right about me.
- 00:16:26,890 --> 00:16:29,400 I am just another link in the world's worst chain.
- 00:16:29,910 --> 00:16:33,010 Pacifica, I'm sorry about what I said earlier,
- 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:35,220 but just because you're your parents' daughter
- 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:36,880 doesn't mean you have to be like them.
- 00:16:37,970 --> 00:16:39,050 It's not too late.
- 00:16:39,590 --> 00:16:41,850 -It's too late! -Oh, no!
- 00:16:42,370 --> 00:16:44,210 You are all wood!
- 00:16:53,740 --> 00:16:54,960 Dipper, wait!
- 00:16:56,260 --> 00:16:58,950 All right, ghost. Prepare to get...
- 00:16:59,460 --> 00:17:00,580 No, wait!
- 00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:02,750 No, no, no, no!
- 00:17:02,860 --> 00:17:05,170 No, someone help. Someone he...
- 00:17:10,260 --> 00:17:13,420 A forest of death, a lesson learned.
- 00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:16,740 And now, the Northwest manor will burn!
- 00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:21,430 Hey, ugly. Over here.
- 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:23,980 You want me to let in the townsfolk?
- 00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:26,470 'Cause I'll do it. Just change everyone back.
- 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:28,550 You wish to prove yourself?
- 00:17:28,570 --> 00:17:31,820 Pull that lever and open the grand gate to the town.
- 00:17:32,460 --> 00:17:35,310 Fulfill your ancestors' promise.
- 00:17:36,410 --> 00:17:39,310 Pacifica Elise Northwest, stop this instant!
- 00:17:39,530 --> 00:17:41,640 We can't let the town see us like this.
- 00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:44,960 We have a reputation to uphold. Now come into the panic room.
- 00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:46,800 There's enough mini sandwiches and oxygen
- 00:17:46,830 --> 00:17:48,630 to last you, me, and a butler for a week.
- 00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:50,840 We'll eat the butler.
- 00:17:54,430 --> 00:17:56,730 You dare disobey us?
- 00:18:03,260 --> 00:18:05,490 Dingly, dingly. Is this bell broken?
- 00:18:05,510 --> 00:18:08,830 Our family name is broken, and I'm gonna fix it.
- 00:18:12,940 --> 00:18:15,010 Get it, get it.
- 00:18:18,090 --> 00:18:20,630 Yes, yes, it's happening.
- 00:18:20,660 --> 00:18:22,910 My heart, once as hard as oak,
- 00:18:22,930 --> 00:18:26,230 now grows soft like more of a birch or something.
- 00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:37,560 Pacifica, you are not like the other Northwests.
- 00:18:37,860 --> 00:18:42,330 I feel lumber justice.
- 00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:52,500 Oh, yes! Yeah!
- 00:18:53,260 --> 00:18:56,080 Good Lord, the riff-raff. They're everywhere!
- 00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:01,220 That's not how the fork should be placed.
- 00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:03,860 Ugh, man, what happened?
- 00:19:05,660 --> 00:19:08,220 Grenda, we are so sorry.
- 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:11,020 -We shouldn't have left you behind. -It's okay.
- 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:13,280 Maybe I do need to work on my flirting.
- 00:19:13,310 --> 00:19:16,300 Come on, let's go dunk our heads into cheese and chocolate.
- 00:19:16,330 --> 00:19:17,980 -Friends. -Friends.
- 00:19:18,030 --> 00:19:21,350 Wait! Don't go.
- 00:19:21,510 --> 00:19:23,510 Grenda, was it? I must speak with you.
- 00:19:23,660 --> 00:19:26,290 There's something about you. I can't get you out of my head.
- 00:19:26,310 --> 00:19:27,880 You're so bold and confident.
- 00:19:28,310 --> 00:19:32,110 I know you're probably out of my league, but might I give you mein phone number?
- 00:19:32,390 --> 00:19:34,920 I don't have a phone! Write it on my face!
- 00:19:35,260 --> 00:19:37,360 Whoa! Go, Grenda.
- 00:19:37,390 --> 00:19:38,910 I guess we shouldn't have sold her short.
- 00:19:38,940 --> 00:19:42,640 -I call bridesmaid. -What? I call co-bridesmaids.
- 00:19:42,670 --> 00:19:46,780 Man, if your family hates you for this, they're idiots. This is great.
- 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,160 Enjoy it while it lasts.
- 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,980 Next year, I'm sure they're just gonna lock everyone out again.
- 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,420 Hey, guess what we're standing on.
- 00:19:57,900 --> 00:19:58,870 Take that!
- 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:05,150 But seriously, I'd better go find someone to clean this up.
- 00:20:05,970 --> 00:20:08,940 Whoo! Scoobiddy doo! Hornswaggle my goat knees!
- 00:20:08,940 --> 00:20:11,260 Well, ho-ho, what's up, McGucket?
- 00:20:13,970 --> 00:20:16,880 Dipper, I been lookin' for you. I fixed the laptop.
- 00:20:17,110 --> 00:20:19,240 I've been doin' calculations, and I think something
- 00:20:19,270 --> 00:20:21,720 terrible is comin'. The apocalypse. The end times!
- 00:20:22,770 --> 00:20:23,850 You know what, McGucket.
- 00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:25,840 How about we talk about this stuff tomorrow?
- 00:20:25,860 --> 00:20:28,500 It's a party. Let's have some fun for once, huh?
- 00:20:32,110 --> 00:20:33,550 Oh, this is bad!
- 00:20:34,570 --> 00:20:37,130 Somethin's comin'. Somethin' big.
- 00:20:40,060 --> 00:20:43,230 -Quick, in here, my darling. -A moment alone at last.
- 00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:45,400 You can drop the act, Trigger.
- 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,960 They're seeing activity on the machine.
- 00:20:49,980 --> 00:20:51,570 -It's go time. -Roger that.
- 00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:53,310 - Where's my phone? - I don't have it.
- 00:20:53,330 --> 00:20:55,170 Yes, you do. It was in your purse.
- 00:20:55,710 --> 00:20:57,660 So I'm just supposed to hold on everything for you?
- 00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,830 I asked you and we were in the car!
- 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:01,860 Why do we always have to fight at parties?
- 00:21:03,590 --> 00:21:04,840 Not even gonna ask.
- 00:00:00,346 --> 00:00:04,046 ПОМЕСТЬЕ НОРТВЕСТ
- 00:00:04,182 --> 00:00:05,520 Престон, должна сказать,
- 00:00:05,554 --> 00:00:08,518 что список гостей этого года очень разнородный!
- 00:00:08,544 --> 00:00:11,870 Ты права, это сложная смесь миллионеров и миллиардеров!
- 00:00:12,114 --> 00:00:15,728 Вилку для устриц клади под углом! Мы же не животные!
- 00:00:15,754 --> 00:00:18,447 Ну, и где, черт возьми... Пасифика!
- 00:00:19,406 --> 00:00:21,002 Я что говорила про платье?!
- 00:00:21,028 --> 00:00:23,235 Тема – морская зеленая пена, а не озерная!
- 00:00:23,490 --> 00:00:25,989 -Переоденься. -Мам, но мне оно нравится!
- 00:00:26,015 --> 00:00:28,312 -Не смей сердить мать, Пасифика. -Но...
- 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:30,655 Да, папа!
- 00:00:35,674 --> 00:00:38,553 Неужели! Опять начинается.
- 00:00:42,602 --> 00:00:45,989 Вы – моя собственность! Подчиняйтесь!
- 00:00:47,092 --> 00:00:50,130 Это катастрофа! До вечеринки остался один день!
- 00:00:50,156 --> 00:00:53,275 Должен же быть кто-то, кто может решить эту проблему!
- 00:00:54,140 --> 00:00:56,200 И, кажется, я знаю такого человека.
- 00:01:03,743 --> 00:01:05,043 ДИППЕР
- 00:01:05,209 --> 00:01:06,409 МЭЙБЛ
- 00:01:06,595 --> 00:01:07,795 СТЭН
- 00:01:12,110 --> 00:01:13,310 ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ
- 00:01:16,335 --> 00:01:17,746 <i>Просили – получите!</i>
- 00:01:17,795 --> 00:01:20,247 <i>Вы смотрите двухдневный марафон сериала «Пугатели привидений»</i>
- 00:01:20,248 --> 00:01:22,166 <i>на канале Атбаш!</i>
- 00:01:23,061 --> 00:01:26,482 Терпи, мочевой пузырь! До рассвета туалета не будет.
- 00:01:26,516 --> 00:01:29,714 <i>Мы прерываем программу для экстренного сообщения.</i>
- 00:01:29,763 --> 00:01:31,357 -Что за ерунда?! -Начинается!
- 00:01:31,383 --> 00:01:34,269 -Звук прибавь! -Местечко для Гренды!
- 00:01:34,356 --> 00:01:37,791 <i>Сегодня тот самый вечер, но я здесь уже неделю!</i>
- 00:01:37,877 --> 00:01:41,892 <i>Сегодня состоится ежегодный «Прием для высшего общества семейства Нортвест».</i>
- 00:01:41,918 --> 00:01:43,641 <i>И хотя простой народ туда не пустят,</i>
- 00:01:43,667 --> 00:01:47,186 <i>можно разбить лагерь у забора, чтобы увидеть богатство хоть одним глазком.</i>
- 00:01:50,245 --> 00:01:53,606 Так, может хоть кто-нибудь мне объяснить, почему это всех так волнует?
- 00:01:53,688 --> 00:01:55,715 Это лучшая вечеринка всех времен!
- 00:01:55,793 --> 00:01:58,167 Еда крутая и мальчики богатые!
- 00:01:58,216 --> 00:02:01,344 Я слышала, что в каждой подарочной корзине – живая перепёлка!
- 00:02:01,370 --> 00:02:03,221 Хочу твою жизнь, Пасифика.
- 00:02:04,239 --> 00:02:08,237 Пф, хватит! Напомню, если забыли: Пасифика Нортвест – просто худшая!
- 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:12,722 И я так говорю не от зависти, я и в глаза ей это скажу!
- 00:02:13,449 --> 00:02:15,628 -Нужна твоя помощь. -Ты – худшая.
- 00:02:17,368 --> 00:02:18,277 Видели?
- 00:02:19,866 --> 00:02:22,270 Слушай, думаешь, мне было просто сюда прийти?
- 00:02:22,296 --> 00:02:24,055 В эту вашу вонючую лачугу?
- 00:02:24,088 --> 00:02:26,623 Но в поместье Нортвест завёлся призрак!
- 00:02:26,701 --> 00:02:29,365 Если не поможешь, наша вечеринка погибла!
- 00:02:29,474 --> 00:02:31,620 Интересно, с чего мне тебе помогать?
- 00:02:31,646 --> 00:02:33,642 Ты всё это лето унижала меня и Мэйбл.
- 00:02:33,668 --> 00:02:36,270 Просто, назови свою цену! Я на всё согласна!
- 00:02:36,606 --> 00:02:38,747 Привет, Пасифика! Мы сейчас!
- 00:02:39,496 --> 00:02:41,528 Диппер! Понимаешь, что это значит?
- 00:02:41,608 --> 00:02:43,527 Ты поможешь Пасифике, и нас пригласят
- 00:02:43,528 --> 00:02:45,903 на величайшую вечеринку всех времен!
- 00:02:45,966 --> 00:02:48,879 Что?! Мэйбл ты не забыла, что мы говорим о Пасифике!
- 00:02:48,905 --> 00:02:50,953 Но ведь это мечта Кенди и Гренды!
- 00:02:51,395 --> 00:02:53,254 Мечта!
- 00:02:55,234 --> 00:02:56,702 Ладно, я поймаю призрака!
- 00:02:57,016 --> 00:02:59,865 Но ты взамен дашь три билета на вечеринку.
- 00:03:00,836 --> 00:03:03,172 Тебе повезло, что у нас всё так плохо.
- 00:03:03,766 --> 00:03:07,255 Плохо! Плохо! Плохо!
- 00:03:07,288 --> 00:03:09,926 Гренда, быстро тащи клей, будем делать платья.
- 00:03:20,808 --> 00:03:23,203 Добро пожаловать в наше поместье!
- 00:03:23,229 --> 00:03:24,949 Постарайтесь ничего не трогать.
- 00:03:27,448 --> 00:03:31,255 Тут всё так красиво! Красивый пол и цветок.
- 00:03:32,041 --> 00:03:35,080 -И мужчина! -Благодарю! Вы очень любезны.
- 00:03:35,106 --> 00:03:36,945 А слухи-то не обманули!
- 00:03:40,763 --> 00:03:43,066 А, вот наконец-то и наш герой!
- 00:03:43,092 --> 00:03:45,800 Надеюсь, ты сможешь помочь в нашей ситуации
- 00:03:45,826 --> 00:03:48,986 -до того, как через час прибудут гости. -Я постараюсь.
- 00:03:49,012 --> 00:03:52,647 Прекрасно! Пасифика, отведи юношу в проблемную комнату
- 00:03:52,648 --> 00:03:55,347 и реши вопрос с его одеждой.
- 00:03:56,863 --> 00:03:57,528 Поняла.
- 00:03:59,484 --> 00:04:02,020 Этот дурацкий воротник душит меня!
- 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:04,002 И кого вы всем этим пытаетесь поразить?
- 00:04:04,028 --> 00:04:07,592 Всех, кого можно! Тебе этого не понять!
- 00:04:07,618 --> 00:04:10,660 Величие семьи Нортвест основано на высоких стандартах.
- 00:04:10,686 --> 00:04:13,264 Надо же! А я думал – на лжи про основателя города.
- 00:04:13,434 --> 00:04:14,495 Руками не трогай.
- 00:04:16,396 --> 00:04:18,777 Обалдеть! Слышьте! Список гостей!
- 00:04:19,496 --> 00:04:20,042 Ого!
- 00:04:20,236 --> 00:04:23,467 -Зацените красавчика. -Мариус фон Фандсхаузер!
- 00:04:23,468 --> 00:04:25,387 Наследный барон из Австрии!
- 00:04:25,388 --> 00:04:28,107 Лучше бы в мою корзину для подарков положили его!
- 00:04:28,156 --> 00:04:30,987 Минутку, дамы! Очень неприятно это говорить,
- 00:04:31,036 --> 00:04:32,827 но я боюсь, он слишком хорош для нас.
- 00:04:32,876 --> 00:04:35,175 Да, Гренда права он – как белый кит:
- 00:04:35,201 --> 00:04:36,667 охота на него погубит нас.
- 00:04:36,716 --> 00:04:39,060 Тут будет еще куча красавцев!
- 00:04:39,086 --> 00:04:42,968 Принесем девчачью клятву, что не будет тратить время на Мариуса.
- 00:04:43,953 --> 00:04:44,586 Клянусь!
- 00:04:44,612 --> 00:04:45,898 -Клянусь! -Клянусь!
- 00:04:51,551 --> 00:04:52,689 Вот это да!
- 00:04:56,290 --> 00:04:59,007 Это главная гостиная! Тут всё и началось.
- 00:04:59,033 --> 00:05:02,416 Да, в таких гостиных и заводятся призраки! Но не волнуйся!
- 00:05:02,442 --> 00:05:04,689 Существует десять категорий опасности призраков!
- 00:05:04,715 --> 00:05:07,410 Летающая посуда – самая безобидная.
- 00:05:07,436 --> 00:05:10,075 Да ты что?! Может, он сам исчезнет от скуки,
- 00:05:10,108 --> 00:05:13,051 -пока ты читаешь эту книжонку? -Нет, я просто окроплю комнату
- 00:05:13,052 --> 00:05:15,726 святой водой, и он оставит в покое вашу мерзкую семейку.
- 00:05:15,752 --> 00:05:17,511 Что ты сказал про мою семью?
- 00:05:17,537 --> 00:05:18,992 Тихо! Какие-то сигналы!
- 00:05:28,985 --> 00:05:31,503 Давай ну, работай же! О, вот так!
- 00:05:34,117 --> 00:05:35,634 Пасифика?
- 00:05:43,410 --> 00:05:46,722 Древний грех. Древний грех.
- 00:05:46,950 --> 00:05:51,397 Древний грех. Древний грех.
- 00:05:53,104 --> 00:05:56,187 -Диппер, что это такое? -Десятая категория.
- 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:03,887 Кровь, пролитая когда-то!
- 00:06:03,913 --> 00:06:06,739 Вот за неё пришла расплата!
- 00:06:06,788 --> 00:06:08,707 Что теперь будет?! Что теперь будет?!
- 00:06:08,739 --> 00:06:10,659 Спокойно, не будет же хуже, чем сейчас!
- 00:06:23,568 --> 00:06:28,208 Я чую запах Нортвестов!
- 00:06:30,337 --> 00:06:31,618 Выходи!
- 00:06:32,468 --> 00:06:35,654 Выходи, где бы ты ни был.
- 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:37,807 Давай! Читай свою тупую книгу скорее!
- 00:06:37,839 --> 00:06:40,014 Я уже читаю! И она не тупая!
- 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:41,679 Эта книга спасёт нам жизнь! Вот нашел!
- 00:06:41,727 --> 00:06:42,765 Совет:
- 00:06:42,789 --> 00:06:44,433 МОЛИ О ПОЩАДЕ!
- 00:06:44,457 --> 00:06:45,657 Да вы издеваетесь?!
- 00:06:48,543 --> 00:06:50,387 Зря вы сюда пришли!
- 00:06:51,008 --> 00:06:52,457 За мной! Быстрее.
- 00:06:55,231 --> 00:06:57,462 Приветсвую, герцоги и герцогини,
- 00:06:57,488 --> 00:07:00,559 -султаны и спортсмены! -Йо, как жизнь, Престо?
- 00:07:00,675 --> 00:07:05,408 И, конечно, уважаемый стодвухлетний мэр Гравити Фолз, мистер Бифаффтелфамптер!
- 00:07:07,306 --> 00:07:09,359 Не пугайтесь. Они со мной.
- 00:07:09,556 --> 00:07:12,025 Мы насладимся самыми изысканными вкусами
- 00:07:12,051 --> 00:07:14,082 и самым высокомерным смехом!
- 00:07:16,287 --> 00:07:19,087 -Именно таким! -Сыр. Шоколад.
- 00:07:19,119 --> 00:07:23,173 -Сыр. Шоколад. -Кенди! Слушай внимательно!
- 00:07:23,199 --> 00:07:26,858 Ты в ловушке сладкого и пряного! Теперь медленно положи вилку!
- 00:07:27,241 --> 00:07:29,537 Я пытаюсь, но не могу!
- 00:07:30,709 --> 00:07:33,936 Приветствуйте, барон Мариус фон Фандсхаузер.
- 00:07:39,087 --> 00:07:42,439 -Гутен таг! -Гутен! Я твоя навечно!
- 00:07:43,009 --> 00:07:46,613 -Мэйбл! Мы же договорились! -Да-да! Точно!
- 00:07:46,802 --> 00:07:49,602 Гренда, не принесёшь ли ты нам парочку салфеток?
- 00:07:49,628 --> 00:07:51,082 Конечно! Притащу!
- 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:54,191 Слушай, Мэйбл. Я не смогу сдержать свою клятву!
- 00:07:54,217 --> 00:07:56,848 -Он слишком потрясающий. -Да, я тоже, Кенди!
- 00:07:56,874 --> 00:07:59,361 И что делать будем? Он такой недосягаемый!
- 00:07:59,387 --> 00:08:01,575 А давай будем флиртовать с ним командой!
- 00:08:01,601 --> 00:08:04,555 Наша двойная красота может дать шанс одной из нас.
- 00:08:04,581 --> 00:08:08,120 А знаешь, это отличный план! Но что делать с Грендой?
- 00:08:08,146 --> 00:08:11,065 Я люблю Гренду, Мэйбл, но мальчики тут изысканы,
- 00:08:11,091 --> 00:08:13,519 а её агрессивный стиль общения может их вспугнуть.
- 00:08:13,568 --> 00:08:14,682 Ой, что это у тебя?
- 00:08:16,414 --> 00:08:18,096 Ха! Попался! Тюфяк!
- 00:08:24,739 --> 00:08:26,127 Скорее! Бежим через сад!
- 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:27,807 Осторожней с павлинами!
- 00:08:30,159 --> 00:08:32,607 Давай же, давай! Есть, нашёл!
- 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:35,096 «Призрак из картины ловится серебряным зеркалом»!
- 00:08:35,309 --> 00:08:37,155 Смотри! Серебряное зеркало!
- 00:08:38,242 --> 00:08:39,822 Стой! Не смей входить!
- 00:08:40,528 --> 00:08:42,700 В комнате постелен любимый ковер родителей!
- 00:08:42,726 --> 00:08:44,224 Они нас убьют, если запачкаем!
- 00:08:44,250 --> 00:08:46,168 Что?! Ты что смеёшься?
- 00:08:46,544 --> 00:08:47,911 Предложи другой вариант!
- 00:08:49,003 --> 00:08:51,463 Пасифика, на это нет времени! Пропусти меня!
- 00:08:51,489 --> 00:08:55,229 -Нет! Родители разозлятся. -Почему ты так сильно их боишься?
- 00:08:55,255 --> 00:08:56,987 Всё равно ты этого не поймёшь!
- 00:09:04,387 --> 00:09:06,887 -Куда это мы попали? -Как странно!
- 00:09:07,145 --> 00:09:08,746 Не знала, что есть эта комната.
- 00:09:08,772 --> 00:09:12,483 -Надеюсь, что призрак тоже не знает. -Да может, мы спаслись.
- 00:09:16,741 --> 00:09:18,174 Пасифика, берегись!
- 00:09:19,071 --> 00:09:21,102 Твоя судьба решена!
- 00:09:23,376 --> 00:09:24,495 Серебряное зеркало!
- 00:09:27,104 --> 00:09:30,837 Готовься умереть, Нортвест!
- 00:09:36,824 --> 00:09:37,646 Поймал его?
- 00:09:39,824 --> 00:09:42,990 Нет! Отпусти!
- 00:09:44,723 --> 00:09:46,597 -Да! -Мы молодцы!
- 00:09:50,284 --> 00:09:53,457 Если я заплачу, ты будешь молчать об этом моменте?
- 00:09:54,168 --> 00:09:57,386 Что ж, Пасифика, ты нашла подходящего специалиста.
- 00:09:57,677 --> 00:09:59,516 Не хватит слов, чтобы отблагодарить!
- 00:10:00,386 --> 00:10:01,233 Достаточно!
- 00:10:01,259 --> 00:10:03,775 Хе-хе, я просто выполнил обещание.
- 00:10:04,224 --> 00:10:07,729 Подожди, ты уже уходишь? Это же величайшая вечеринка, дурачок.
- 00:10:08,327 --> 00:10:12,304 Да я бы остался, но нужно избавиться от призрака десятой категории!
- 00:10:14,178 --> 00:10:15,500 Самой опасной!
- 00:10:17,584 --> 00:10:21,180 Может, я сошел с ума но она, по сути, не такая уж плохая.
- 00:10:24,864 --> 00:10:26,735 Ты над чем смеешься? Я тебя победил!
- 00:10:26,784 --> 00:10:28,476 Ты наивный парень!
- 00:10:28,757 --> 00:10:31,741 Я был точно таким же 150 лет назад.
- 00:10:31,767 --> 00:10:33,063 В каком смысле?
- 00:10:33,101 --> 00:10:35,170 Ровно 150 лет назад
- 00:10:35,196 --> 00:10:40,389 Нортвесты попросили нас, лесорубов, построить им поместье на вершине холма!
- 00:10:40,701 --> 00:10:43,233 Сказали, что тем самым мы послужим городу,
- 00:10:43,259 --> 00:10:45,578 ведь они каждый год будут устраивать
- 00:10:45,604 --> 00:10:48,360 великолепную вечеринку и приглашать горожан.
- 00:10:49,048 --> 00:10:52,686 Много лет мы убивались на этом строительстве!
- 00:10:53,123 --> 00:10:58,045 Но когда пришла пора устроить вечеринку, которую они обещали людям
- 00:10:58,071 --> 00:11:00,231 они отказались нас впустить.
- 00:11:08,096 --> 00:11:11,043 Ты обещал нам, Нортвест!
- 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:15,027 Деревьев больше не было, и начался оползень.
- 00:11:15,340 --> 00:11:16,815 Они смеялись и веселились,
- 00:11:16,864 --> 00:11:18,823 а я погибал!
- 00:11:22,948 --> 00:11:25,135 И я поклялся:
- 00:11:25,495 --> 00:11:28,063 «Полтора века спустя восстать из гроба!
- 00:11:28,096 --> 00:11:33,948 И коль ворота снова не откроют, Кровь потомков Нортвестов их грех отмоет!»
- 00:11:33,974 --> 00:11:36,655 Проклятье должно исполнится сегодня.
- 00:11:37,856 --> 00:11:38,883 Подожди минуту:
- 00:11:39,052 --> 00:11:41,641 то есть Нортвесты знали, что появится призрак
- 00:11:41,734 --> 00:11:43,695 и заставили меня им помочь,
- 00:11:43,744 --> 00:11:46,552 чтобы избежать кары?! Я сейчас вернусь.
- 00:11:46,578 --> 00:11:48,703 Огромное вам спасибо, что пришли.
- 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:51,531 И в знак нашего уважения примите слугу-шимпанзе!
- 00:11:51,557 --> 00:11:54,076 Держите его где-нибудь взаперти,
- 00:11:54,102 --> 00:11:55,021 он вороват.
- 00:11:55,047 --> 00:11:56,454 Нортвесты!
- 00:11:57,026 --> 00:11:58,994 Оказывается, вы меня обманули!
- 00:12:00,656 --> 00:12:02,189 Диппер, ты вернулся!
- 00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:04,703 Вы мне врали! Вы все!
- 00:12:04,736 --> 00:12:07,131 Вам нужно было впустить народ на вечеринку,
- 00:12:07,157 --> 00:12:08,545 и проклятье было бы снято!
- 00:12:08,571 --> 00:12:11,347 Но вместо этого вы заставили меня помогать!
- 00:12:12,994 --> 00:12:15,131 Ты понимаешь, с кем ты разговариваешь?
- 00:12:15,157 --> 00:12:18,513 Я устроил вечеринку для самых могущественных людей в мире!
- 00:12:18,539 --> 00:12:20,687 Думаешь, они бы пришли, если бы тут были
- 00:12:20,713 --> 00:12:22,937 -такие как ты? -Как я?!
- 00:12:23,766 --> 00:12:25,312 Я правильно о тебе думал!
- 00:12:25,375 --> 00:12:27,150 Ты мерзкая, как и твоя родня!
- 00:12:27,275 --> 00:12:31,337 -И ничем от них не отличаешься! -Диппер, прости! Меня заставили!
- 00:12:31,363 --> 00:12:33,119 Я должна была сказать, но...
- 00:12:35,435 --> 00:12:40,162 Веселись, пока можешь! В другой раз таким как ты в этот дом не попасть.
- 00:12:41,363 --> 00:12:43,146 Нет-нет! Это не для него.
- 00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:46,317 Мерзкие Нортвесты, из-за них
- 00:12:46,632 --> 00:12:48,551 пришлось заниматься экзорцизмом!
- 00:12:48,787 --> 00:12:51,347 Экситус димонус страшнус-ужастус,
- 00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:53,363 -небоятус-призракатус. -Диппер!
- 00:12:53,395 --> 00:12:57,051 Диппер! Прошу тебя, позволь мне покарать Нортвестов!
- 00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:58,951 Ты ведь тоже их ненавидишь!
- 00:12:59,092 --> 00:13:01,848 Слышь, я всё понимаю, но там моя сестра,
- 00:13:01,874 --> 00:13:04,641 и ты какой-то слишком уж психованный.
- 00:13:04,790 --> 00:13:10,653 Хорошо парень! Но прежде, чем душу в мир иной изгнать
- 00:13:10,849 --> 00:13:16,192 позволь хоть моим очам уставшим в последний раз этот мир прекрасный увидать.
- 00:13:16,621 --> 00:13:18,559 Ну, ладно!
- 00:13:18,811 --> 00:13:19,770 Отрывайся.
- 00:13:23,315 --> 00:13:24,502 Что?!
- 00:13:33,139 --> 00:13:35,639 Да! Отмщение!
- 00:13:36,312 --> 00:13:37,858 О, нет! Там Мэйбл!
- 00:13:42,928 --> 00:13:46,467 Привет, я Мэйбл! Ну, что? Австралия, да?
- 00:13:46,607 --> 00:13:48,162 Вы там едите кенгуру,
- 00:13:48,188 --> 00:13:52,407 -или они у вас типа домашние питомцы? -Нет, я из Австрии.
- 00:13:53,355 --> 00:13:55,323 -Вода! Вода! -А я Кенди!
- 00:13:55,349 --> 00:13:57,747 Мне нравятся миленькие шляпки у тебя на плечах!
- 00:13:57,773 --> 00:14:00,704 Привет, а будь ты лодкой, знаешь, какой бы лодкой ты был?
- 00:14:00,730 --> 00:14:02,215 Лодкой мечты! Без сомнения.
- 00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:03,604 -Ты не вода! -Уже вода!
- 00:14:03,630 --> 00:14:06,361 -Так нечестно! -Нет, можно самому себя салить!
- 00:14:09,512 --> 00:14:11,072 Это что здесь происходит?!
- 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:13,421 Флиртуете с Мариусом без меня?
- 00:14:13,447 --> 00:14:15,533 Ты уж прости нас, Гренда, но просто...
- 00:14:15,559 --> 00:14:19,488 Но просто твой стиль флирта иногда бывает чуток чересчур.
- 00:14:20,121 --> 00:14:22,889 О, понятно! По-вашему, мне нельзя быть собой,
- 00:14:22,915 --> 00:14:24,644 потому что я в тупом поместье.
- 00:14:24,670 --> 00:14:26,363 Думала, вам нравится мой стиль.
- 00:14:26,389 --> 00:14:28,804 Нравится! Но речь-то идёт о мальчиках.
- 00:14:28,830 --> 00:14:31,182 Я покажу вам, что понравится мальчикам!
- 00:14:31,317 --> 00:14:33,541 -Эй, слышь, Мариус! -Йа?
- 00:14:34,347 --> 00:14:37,551 А что это у тебя на рубашке.
- 00:14:48,547 --> 00:14:50,274 Спасибо всем, что пришли!
- 00:14:50,307 --> 00:14:53,426 Я полагаю, можно сказать, что вечеринка прошла успешно!
- 00:14:53,428 --> 00:14:55,986 Трехочковый бросок по всем меркам, Престон.
- 00:14:56,035 --> 00:14:57,593 Да-да, наверное, да!
- 00:14:57,619 --> 00:15:00,401 Тост! За семью Нортве...
- 00:15:00,745 --> 00:15:01,658 Что?!
- 00:15:03,902 --> 00:15:05,853 Потомки Нортвестов!
- 00:15:05,910 --> 00:15:10,649 Пришло время осуществить мою месть!
- 00:15:10,675 --> 00:15:11,852 Ой, это же смерть!
- 00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:13,562 Я всё ждал, когда же ты придёшь.
- 00:15:31,367 --> 00:15:34,243 -Что теперь делать, Престон? -Идти в спасательный бункер!
- 00:15:42,529 --> 00:15:44,982 Прошу, спаси!
- 00:15:45,419 --> 00:15:47,654 Ого, так делать некрасиво!
- 00:15:48,821 --> 00:15:50,961 Спасти себя еще вам можно!
- 00:15:50,987 --> 00:15:53,649 Один из Нортвестов открыть ворота должен!
- 00:15:54,571 --> 00:15:56,602 Один из… Пасифика!
- 00:16:00,362 --> 00:16:02,006 Пасифика! Вот ты где!
- 00:16:02,032 --> 00:16:03,938 Призрак всех превращает в дерево!
- 00:16:03,968 --> 00:16:07,285 А еще он зачем-то говорит стихами! Помоги мне!
- 00:16:07,988 --> 00:16:08,691 Пасифика?
- 00:16:09,004 --> 00:16:11,186 Знаешь, почему эта комната заперта?
- 00:16:11,410 --> 00:16:12,746 Вот, что я тут нашла!
- 00:16:13,116 --> 00:16:16,493 Все ужасные деяния моей семьи, запечатленные в картинах:
- 00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:19,274 ложь, обман. И вот она я!
- 00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:22,626 Наврала тебе, потому что слишком боялась
- 00:16:22,675 --> 00:16:26,865 прекословить своим глупым родителям! Ты был прав насчет меня!
- 00:16:26,891 --> 00:16:29,402 Я такая же мерзкая, как и вся моя родня.
- 00:16:29,917 --> 00:16:33,018 Слушай, Пасифика. Ты извини меня за то, что я тогда сказал!
- 00:16:33,044 --> 00:16:35,222 Но ты не обязана быть как они,
- 00:16:35,248 --> 00:16:36,880 только потому, что ты их дочь!
- 00:16:37,976 --> 00:16:39,054 Еще не поздно.
- 00:16:39,597 --> 00:16:41,851 -Слишком поздно! -О, нет!
- 00:16:42,378 --> 00:16:44,212 Вы все – деревяшки!
- 00:16:53,747 --> 00:16:54,964 Диппер, подожди!
- 00:16:56,269 --> 00:16:58,956 Ну, всё, призрак приготовься к...
- 00:16:59,468 --> 00:17:00,587 Нет, стой, нет!
- 00:17:01,751 --> 00:17:02,751 Нет, нет, нет!
- 00:17:02,862 --> 00:17:05,173 Помогите мне! Помогите!
- 00:17:10,260 --> 00:17:13,428 Вот мертвый лес – свершилась месть!
- 00:17:13,454 --> 00:17:16,748 Теперь пусть пламя всё поместье съест!
- 00:17:19,045 --> 00:17:21,436 Эй, кошмарик! Я тоже Нортвест!
- 00:17:22,248 --> 00:17:23,988 Хочешь, чтобы я впустила людей?!
- 00:17:24,014 --> 00:17:26,478 Пожалуйста! Но сначала всех расколдуй.
- 00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,550 Ну уж нет, ты первая!
- 00:17:28,576 --> 00:17:31,824 Сперва опусти рубильник и открой ворота людям!
- 00:17:32,467 --> 00:17:35,314 Выполни обещание твоих предков!
- 00:17:36,413 --> 00:17:39,314 Пасифика Элиза Нортвест! Немедленно прекрати!
- 00:17:39,538 --> 00:17:41,640 Нельзя же вот так предстать перед всеми!
- 00:17:41,666 --> 00:17:44,960 Нужно беречь свою репутацию! Быстро спускайся в бункер!
- 00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:46,804 Тут бутерброды и кислород
- 00:17:46,830 --> 00:17:48,636 для нас троих и дворецкого на неделю!
- 00:17:49,121 --> 00:17:50,847 Мы съедим дворецкого!
- 00:17:54,435 --> 00:17:56,738 Ты смеешь нас ослушаться?
- 00:18:03,263 --> 00:18:05,490 Дзынь-дзынь-дзынь! Он что, сломался?
- 00:18:05,516 --> 00:18:08,834 Сломалась наша совесть! Но сейчас я её починю!
- 00:18:12,940 --> 00:18:15,019 Бей их! Бей их!
- 00:18:18,099 --> 00:18:20,636 Да-да! Наконец-то!
- 00:18:20,662 --> 00:18:22,912 Сердце жёсткое, как старый дуб,
- 00:18:22,938 --> 00:18:26,230 смягчилось и стало, как береза или типа того!
- 00:18:33,706 --> 00:18:37,561 Пасифика, ты не такая, как другие Нортвесты!
- 00:18:37,860 --> 00:18:42,336 Свершилось правосудие лесорубов.
- 00:18:50,539 --> 00:18:52,506 О, да! Да!
- 00:18:53,268 --> 00:18:56,087 Боже! Этот сброд! Они повсюду!
- 00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:01,225 Так нельзя класть вилку для фондю!
- 00:19:01,251 --> 00:19:03,860 Боже мой, что случилось?
- 00:19:05,667 --> 00:19:08,220 Гренда! Прости нас, пожалуйста!
- 00:19:08,246 --> 00:19:11,022 -Прости, что обманули тебя. -Всё в порядке!
- 00:19:11,048 --> 00:19:13,289 Мне и правда надо изменить мой стиль!
- 00:19:13,315 --> 00:19:16,304 Ну, ладно пойдёмте, закусим сыром и шоколадом!
- 00:19:16,330 --> 00:19:17,986 -Мир? -Мир!
- 00:19:18,035 --> 00:19:21,355 Стой! Не пойди!
- 00:19:21,511 --> 00:19:23,511 Ты ведь Гренда? Я говорить с тобой!
- 00:19:23,667 --> 00:19:26,292 В тебе есть что-то такое, не могу тебя забыть!
- 00:19:26,318 --> 00:19:27,886 Ты отважна и прямолинейна!
- 00:19:28,316 --> 00:19:32,113 Ты есть считать меня слабаком, но может быть, запишешь майн телефон?
- 00:19:32,395 --> 00:19:34,925 Некуда записать! Пиши на лице!
- 00:19:35,268 --> 00:19:37,369 Давай, подруга!
- 00:19:37,395 --> 00:19:38,919 Мы её недооценили.
- 00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:42,647 -Чур, я – подружка невесты! -Что?! Тогда я – вторая подружка!
- 00:19:42,673 --> 00:19:46,781 Знаешь, если твои предки тебя отругают, они идиоты. Это же так круто!
- 00:19:46,807 --> 00:19:48,166 Веселись, пока можешь!
- 00:19:48,206 --> 00:19:50,986 В следующем году они вряд ли кого-то из вас впустят.
- 00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:53,426 Эй, угадай, на чем мы стоим.
- 00:19:57,903 --> 00:19:58,879 Получи.
- 00:20:02,525 --> 00:20:05,154 А если серьезно, найду прислугу, чтобы прибрали.
- 00:20:05,970 --> 00:20:08,946 Вии-ху! Скубидиду! Ёлки-иголки, белки-коленки!
- 00:20:08,948 --> 00:20:11,264 Как дела, МакГакет?
- 00:20:13,973 --> 00:20:16,881 Диппер! Я давно тебя ищу! Я починил лэптоп!
- 00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:19,245 Покопался и понял, что грядёт
- 00:20:19,278 --> 00:20:21,723 нечто ужасное! Апокалипсис! Конец света!
- 00:20:22,777 --> 00:20:23,855 Знаете, МакГакет?
- 00:20:23,881 --> 00:20:25,840 Давайте мы с вами всё это обсудим завтра?
- 00:20:25,866 --> 00:20:28,505 Тут вечеринка! Повеселимся немного, а?
- 00:20:32,115 --> 00:20:33,553 Плохо дело!
- 00:20:33,617 --> 00:20:34,448 НЕИЗБЕЖНАЯ УГРОЗА
- 00:20:34,573 --> 00:20:37,139 Что-то грядёт! Что-то большое.
- 00:20:40,066 --> 00:20:43,230 -Быстро! Сюда, родная. -Ну, наконец-то мы одни!
- 00:20:43,566 --> 00:20:45,402 Всё, кончай спектакль, Триггер!
- 00:20:48,082 --> 00:20:49,961 Зафиксирована активность машины!
- 00:20:49,987 --> 00:20:51,570 -Время пришло. -Вас понял.
- 00:20:51,643 --> 00:20:53,313 -Так, где мой телефон? -У меня его нет.
- 00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:55,179 Нет, он у тебя. В твоей сумочке!
- 00:20:55,711 --> 00:20:57,668 Я что, должен ещё все твои вещи таскать?
- 00:20:57,694 --> 00:20:59,839 Я же просил взять его из машины!
- 00:20:59,885 --> 00:21:01,860 Мы вечно ссоримся на вечеринках!
- 00:21:03,599 --> 00:21:04,847 Никаких вопросов.
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