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Бог любви
The Love God
Сезон: 02Серия: 09
Описание
В поисках девушки для Робби, Мэйбл заходит слишком далеко и крадёт любовное зелье.
Субтитры
- 00:00:01,335 --> 00:00:03,773 Whoa! That cloud looks like a chipmunk.
- 00:00:03,799 --> 00:00:05,427 Barfing an airplane.
- 00:00:05,453 --> 00:00:06,976 It does.
- 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:10,204 Uh, that cloud looks like... uh, a cloud.
- 00:00:10,230 --> 00:00:13,883 Boo! Thompson, stop being the worst at everything.
- 00:00:13,999 --> 00:00:15,476 Sorry, guys.
- 00:00:15,976 --> 00:00:17,915 Look at the clouds.
- 00:00:17,941 --> 00:00:20,950 Ooh! That cloud looks like a big heart-shaped balloon.
- 00:00:20,976 --> 00:00:23,483 Clouds don't come in colors. Thatisa balloon.
- 00:00:23,509 --> 00:00:25,811 Oh, dude, it's the Woodstick festival.
- 00:00:25,837 --> 00:00:27,188 Wait. The Wood what?
- 00:00:27,214 --> 00:00:28,999 It's this annual outdoor concert
- 00:00:29,025 --> 00:00:31,200 featuring Oregon's up-and-coming indie bands.
- 00:00:31,226 --> 00:00:33,067 -Hey. -They'reall coming.
- 00:00:33,093 --> 00:00:36,734 Scarves Indoors, Wood grain on Everything, Love God.
- 00:00:36,859 --> 00:00:38,459 You've probably seen him in that viral video.
- 00:00:38,483 --> 00:00:42,039 Who's ready for love tonight? Oh. Ow! Ow!
- 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:44,132 I hope nobody's filming this.
- 00:00:44,192 --> 00:00:46,627 Whoa, like a real concert concert?
- 00:00:46,653 --> 00:00:49,170 I've... I've never actually been to one of those before.
- 00:00:49,196 --> 00:00:51,847 That's because you've never had an awesome crew to roll with before.
- 00:00:51,873 --> 00:00:52,620 Come on, Thompson.
- 00:00:52,646 --> 00:00:55,300 Lick that sponge. Lick that sponge.
- 00:00:55,859 --> 00:00:57,585 I can't believe he's doing it.
- 00:00:57,609 --> 00:01:00,442 -What is he doing? -When you're with us, you're in.
- 00:01:07,586 --> 00:01:10,867 Ghosty sounds. Cemetery ghosty sounds!
- 00:01:10,893 --> 00:01:12,867 It's coming from that open grave.
- 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:17,285 -You look. -No. You look.
- 00:01:17,378 --> 00:01:20,051 -Thompson, go look. -Heh. Nice use of Thompson.
- 00:01:20,503 --> 00:01:21,801 Gaze upon death.
- 00:01:21,825 --> 00:01:24,508 Gaze upon death. Gaze upon death.
- 00:01:24,534 --> 00:01:26,095 Gaze upon death.
- 00:01:26,121 --> 00:01:27,472 Gaze upon death.
- 00:02:09,715 --> 00:02:11,858 Ugh! It's even creepier than I expected.
- 00:02:14,702 --> 00:02:16,772 Why did she leave me?
- 00:02:17,046 --> 00:02:17,857 Robbie?
- 00:02:18,561 --> 00:02:19,871 Wendy! Oh. Uh.
- 00:02:21,999 --> 00:02:23,490 Hey, what's up?
- 00:02:23,516 --> 00:02:25,871 Just hanging out in this grave, you know.
- 00:02:25,897 --> 00:02:27,741 Regular. Regular day for me.
- 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,537 Whoa, dude, we haven't seen you in, like, a million years.
- 00:02:30,563 --> 00:02:31,475 Where have you been?
- 00:02:31,501 --> 00:02:33,593 You're not still mourning our break-up, are you?
- 00:02:33,619 --> 00:02:35,203 What? No way.
- 00:02:36,304 --> 00:02:38,279 Robbie, we split up forever ago.
- 00:02:38,311 --> 00:02:40,927 It's really sweet you'd throw yourself into a grave for me,
- 00:02:41,010 --> 00:02:42,338 but, man, time to move on.
- 00:02:42,547 --> 00:02:44,648 What? I've totally moved on.
- 00:02:44,775 --> 00:02:46,518 Wendy, I miss you so much
- 00:02:46,544 --> 00:02:48,018 I'll never move on
- 00:02:48,044 --> 00:02:49,104 Never ever
- 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:51,893 That was a different Wendy. Unrelated Wendy.
- 00:02:52,075 --> 00:02:53,986 Dude, this is getting really awkward.
- 00:02:54,012 --> 00:02:57,346 Yeah, the cemetery used to be fun. Now it's just depressing.
- 00:03:05,182 --> 00:03:07,480 Wait. You guys, he's in pain.
- 00:03:07,512 --> 00:03:09,206 We can't just ditch him here.
- 00:03:09,232 --> 00:03:10,928 Come on, Mabel. It's Robbie.
- 00:03:10,954 --> 00:03:12,326 But he's suffering.
- 00:03:12,536 --> 00:03:15,596 How can I be happy if I know someone else is sad?
- 00:03:15,622 --> 00:03:18,092 It totally throws off my Happiness Chart.
- 00:03:20,567 --> 00:03:21,836 Mabel, trust me.
- 00:03:21,947 --> 00:03:23,382 If there's one thing I've learned this summer,
- 00:03:23,408 --> 00:03:25,968 it's not to get mixed up in needless romantic drama.
- 00:03:25,994 --> 00:03:28,704 Besides, we're finally in with Wendy's friends.
- 00:03:28,730 --> 00:03:31,289 With Robbie gone, there's a good social balance.
- 00:03:31,475 --> 00:03:33,642 Maybe we should just let a good thing be, you know?
- 00:03:35,170 --> 00:03:36,701 Just eat me already, man.
- 00:03:37,482 --> 00:03:39,099 Aaah! I was just being dramatic.
- 00:03:39,125 --> 00:03:41,318 Quit it. Ow! Ow! My face. Vulture!
- 00:03:42,811 --> 00:03:44,163 Oh, man.
- 00:03:44,312 --> 00:03:46,313 I'm sorry you guys had to see that.
- 00:03:46,339 --> 00:03:47,704 You know, what Robbie needs?
- 00:03:47,809 --> 00:03:49,040 A new girl.
- 00:03:49,231 --> 00:03:50,836 Romance is like gum.
- 00:03:50,903 --> 00:03:53,780 Once it's lost its flavor, you just cram another one in.
- 00:03:55,639 --> 00:03:57,107 Mabel, it's not that easy.
- 00:03:57,133 --> 00:03:59,942 It is if you're the world's greatest matchmaker.
- 00:03:59,968 --> 00:04:02,201 I've never had an unhappy customer.
- 00:04:02,259 --> 00:04:03,553 Like Soos and Melody.
- 00:04:03,579 --> 00:04:04,506 Watch this.
- 00:04:04,568 --> 00:04:06,592 Walking down some actual stairs.
- 00:04:07,467 --> 00:04:08,838 Did it look cool?
- 00:04:08,925 --> 00:04:09,754 The coolest.
- 00:04:09,780 --> 00:04:13,801 Match made! And then, of course, there's Waddles and Gompers.
- 00:04:17,859 --> 00:04:19,101 Match made.
- 00:04:19,127 --> 00:04:20,726 That might work for a goat and a pig,
- 00:04:20,752 --> 00:04:22,271 but Robbie's a hopeless case.
- 00:04:22,297 --> 00:04:25,171 Hopeless case, e-e-e-e-eh...?
- 00:04:25,649 --> 00:04:29,442 Putting a rainbow wig on a big white gorilla
- 00:04:31,788 --> 00:04:32,832 What the...?
- 00:04:32,998 --> 00:04:35,403 Oh, no. Hot air balloons.
- 00:04:36,203 --> 00:04:37,281 Fixed gear bikes.
- 00:04:37,548 --> 00:04:39,703 Singing 'bout the open road
- 00:04:39,814 --> 00:04:42,805 My sandals are so open-toed
- 00:04:43,265 --> 00:04:46,014 Folk music! It's the Woodstick Festival!
- 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:48,431 Soos! Lock down the Shack and hide my shirts
- 00:04:48,457 --> 00:04:49,930 before anyone tie-dyes them!
- 00:04:50,455 --> 00:04:53,014 They're slow. I can probably take a few down.
- 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:54,235 Wait, Mr. Pines!
- 00:04:55,335 --> 00:04:56,387 I've been thinking.
- 00:04:56,413 --> 00:04:58,007 Every year this festival comes by
- 00:04:58,033 --> 00:05:00,077 and every year you shun what could be potential customers.
- 00:05:00,519 --> 00:05:02,241 You really think I can make money off of these
- 00:05:02,267 --> 00:05:04,598 free-loading, kale-munching freak shows?
- 00:05:04,771 --> 00:05:06,465 You just got to figure out what appeals to them.
- 00:05:07,931 --> 00:05:10,192 How do I appeal to young people?
- 00:05:12,850 --> 00:05:16,955 So young people are into hot air balloons, e-e-e-e-eh?
- 00:05:19,073 --> 00:05:20,313 All right, Mabel.
- 00:05:20,339 --> 00:05:23,868 Robbie's a broken teacup, and you're going to piece him back together.
- 00:05:27,846 --> 00:05:29,748 Okay, this could get intense.
- 00:05:31,084 --> 00:05:32,226 Howdy doo!
- 00:05:32,250 --> 00:05:33,725 Happy day!
- 00:05:33,795 --> 00:05:35,436 Itisintense!
- 00:05:35,462 --> 00:05:37,277 You're Robbie's parents?
- 00:05:37,529 --> 00:05:40,758 I always thought he was, like, raised by sad wolves or something.
- 00:05:40,784 --> 00:05:42,738 Oh, well, he doesn't like to talk about us.
- 00:05:42,764 --> 00:05:45,323 He always says we're too cheerful for funeral directors.
- 00:05:47,142 --> 00:05:48,601 Come in. Come in.
- 00:05:51,302 --> 00:05:52,412 Cracker platter?
- 00:05:52,514 --> 00:05:54,362 Oh, no time for crackers. Sorry.
- 00:05:54,388 --> 00:05:56,206 I'm here to cheer Robbie up.
- 00:05:56,294 --> 00:05:58,437 Cannot have a dry cracker mouth for that.
- 00:05:58,463 --> 00:06:00,424 Robbie Stacey Valentino!
- 00:06:00,450 --> 00:06:02,398 There's little a girl here to see you.
- 00:06:02,424 --> 00:06:05,020 You go on up. And could you bring him his lunch?
- 00:06:05,332 --> 00:06:07,708 Lady, I like your style.
- 00:06:09,244 --> 00:06:11,192 You know who would look good in a sweater like that?
- 00:06:11,218 --> 00:06:14,320 -Mrs. Grabelson's remains! -Oh, absolutely!
- 00:06:26,124 --> 00:06:28,211 Robbie, it's Mabel!
- 00:06:28,353 --> 00:06:28,953 Who?
- 00:06:28,979 --> 00:06:31,641 Remember me? I'm like Girl Dipper.
- 00:06:31,667 --> 00:06:34,383 -Ugh, go away. -I heard a "come in."
- 00:06:36,326 --> 00:06:37,758 Ahh! Hey!
- 00:06:37,784 --> 00:06:41,429 Listen, kid, nobody in the Pines family is welcome here.
- 00:06:41,455 --> 00:06:45,165 In case you forgot, your stupid brother is the one who ruined my life!
- 00:06:47,127 --> 00:06:49,354 And Mabel's the one who's gonna fix it.
- 00:06:49,582 --> 00:06:52,947 Listen, Robbie, I always used to see you as a creepy jerk.
- 00:06:52,973 --> 00:06:55,427 Like the human version of rat poison.
- 00:06:55,453 --> 00:06:56,973 Uh, go on.
- 00:06:56,999 --> 00:06:58,975 But when I saw you in the cemetery today,
- 00:06:58,999 --> 00:07:00,644 I realized, Robbie's not a bad guy.
- 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:05,847 He's just a heartbroken soul who needs love... and gloves with fingers.
- 00:07:05,873 --> 00:07:07,787 Hey, fingerless gloves look awesome.
- 00:07:07,813 --> 00:07:09,007 No, they don't.
- 00:07:09,091 --> 00:07:12,016 Robbie, you just need a good matchmaker.
- 00:07:12,042 --> 00:07:14,268 I guarantee I'll find you true love,
- 00:07:14,292 --> 00:07:15,975 or twice your sadness back.
- 00:07:15,999 --> 00:07:17,977 If I say yes, will you leave my room?
- 00:07:19,708 --> 00:07:21,291 I guarantee it.
- 00:07:24,858 --> 00:07:28,983 Okay, Gravity Falls, who wants to go out with Robbie?
- 00:07:32,854 --> 00:07:35,428 Okay. Lazy Susan, too old.
- 00:07:35,454 --> 00:07:36,882 Grenda, too young.
- 00:07:36,908 --> 00:07:38,444 Multi-Bear?
- 00:07:38,907 --> 00:07:41,273 I'm putting you in the "maybe" pile.
- 00:07:41,736 --> 00:07:45,174 Who could it be? Who could it be?
- 00:07:46,359 --> 00:07:47,585 What's that, Gompers?
- 00:07:47,609 --> 00:07:49,001 Someone we already know?
- 00:07:49,025 --> 00:07:52,362 But who could possibly be superficial andgothy enough for...
- 00:07:53,115 --> 00:07:54,573 Of course, that's it!
- 00:07:54,654 --> 00:07:58,111 You two really are America's favorite power couple.
- 00:08:00,029 --> 00:08:02,548 More snacks! More snacks! More snacks!
- 00:08:02,790 --> 00:08:04,664 I'm just happy to be included.
- 00:08:06,147 --> 00:08:07,340 This is brilliant.
- 00:08:07,366 --> 00:08:09,897 The perfect way to sneak cheap snacks into the concert.
- 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:11,061 And it was all Dipper's idea.
- 00:08:11,087 --> 00:08:12,337 -Whoo! -Nice.
- 00:08:12,363 --> 00:08:13,584 -Well done. -Ideas!
- 00:08:13,610 --> 00:08:16,592 Kid, I sense greatness in you.
- 00:08:17,176 --> 00:08:20,120 -Oh, well, I don't know about... -Greatness!
- 00:08:20,146 --> 00:08:23,357 All right, now, everyone go home and finish getting ready for the concert.
- 00:08:23,847 --> 00:08:25,541 Hey, don't wait up, Tambers.
- 00:08:25,567 --> 00:08:26,701 Don't call me Tambers.
- 00:08:26,727 --> 00:08:29,024 Ha-ha! Classic Tambers.
- 00:08:30,476 --> 00:08:32,516 "Tambry. You. Me. Date.
- 00:08:32,574 --> 00:08:36,174 "Bring that sweet, sweet bod. Your secret admirer."
- 00:08:40,161 --> 00:08:42,658 Love is about to happen, Lazy Susan.
- 00:08:42,684 --> 00:08:44,170 Watch and learn.
- 00:08:47,912 --> 00:08:49,576 Ugh! Robbie?
- 00:08:49,975 --> 00:08:51,412 You're my secret admirer?
- 00:08:51,438 --> 00:08:52,491 Tambry? Ugh!
- 00:08:52,660 --> 00:08:54,683 This is just what I get for trusting a toddler.
- 00:08:54,709 --> 00:08:56,584 Listen, I don't think this is gonna work out.
- 00:08:56,610 --> 00:08:58,295 Dating somebody I already know?
- 00:08:58,321 --> 00:08:59,702 It's kind of like admitting defeat.
- 00:08:59,728 --> 00:09:01,592 Um, way to assume I'm even interested.
- 00:09:01,618 --> 00:09:02,844 Tambry, let's be real.
- 00:09:02,870 --> 00:09:04,819 If I wanted to date you, I would have done it already.
- 00:09:04,845 --> 00:09:06,428 I'm just a little out of your league.
- 00:09:06,583 --> 00:09:07,959 Whoa, is that mustard?
- 00:09:07,985 --> 00:09:09,652 Don't want to waste that bad boy.
- 00:09:10,656 --> 00:09:11,677 Status update.
- 00:09:11,703 --> 00:09:14,263 -On blind date with sociopath. -Oh, sure. Bring out the phone.
- 00:09:14,289 --> 00:09:15,523 Classic Tambers.
- 00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:17,343 Hey, can I get some chili fries?
- 00:09:17,369 --> 00:09:18,539 To go.
- 00:09:18,856 --> 00:09:20,710 What? How is this possible?
- 00:09:20,867 --> 00:09:23,082 I'm supposed to be the best matchmaker ever.
- 00:09:23,108 --> 00:09:24,553 Did you hear that? Did you hear that?
- 00:09:24,579 --> 00:09:26,387 Let's go. Let's go.
- 00:09:27,254 --> 00:09:28,215 Whoo-hoo!
- 00:09:28,445 --> 00:09:31,355 Who's ready to fall in love tonight?
- 00:09:32,621 --> 00:09:34,014 Love God!
- 00:09:35,528 --> 00:09:37,336 That's what they call me.
- 00:09:37,362 --> 00:09:41,364 We're rewriting history tonight, and it starts with you and you.
- 00:09:43,656 --> 00:09:46,172 Love is real and it's in your face!
- 00:09:47,811 --> 00:09:49,709 What's your name, you little angel?
- 00:09:49,792 --> 00:09:51,092 Meredith.
- 00:09:51,118 --> 00:09:53,217 Meredith, Meredith, we got a problem.
- 00:09:53,243 --> 00:09:56,387 That cutie right there is your soulmate and you're living without him.
- 00:09:56,494 --> 00:09:57,553 Oh, no.
- 00:09:57,579 --> 00:09:58,505 What do I do?
- 00:09:58,531 --> 00:10:00,567 Get it, girl. You know what you love.
- 00:10:00,593 --> 00:10:02,512 Pow! Match made!
- 00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:04,036 Ha-ha!
- 00:10:04,959 --> 00:10:06,687 I must know how this works!
- 00:10:07,748 --> 00:10:08,945 Love God?
- 00:10:08,971 --> 00:10:10,460 Mabel here. Big fan.
- 00:10:10,502 --> 00:10:14,153 Can I just say, that was some of the finest matchmaking I've ever seen?
- 00:10:14,232 --> 00:10:17,546 Can you please, please, please tell me your secret?
- 00:10:18,375 --> 00:10:22,680 Well, between you and me, let's just say, my name's not exactly a coincidence.
- 00:10:23,369 --> 00:10:25,555 Oh. My. Love God.
- 00:10:25,581 --> 00:10:27,844 Are you an actual Love God?
- 00:10:28,005 --> 00:10:29,228 Call me a cherub.
- 00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:31,230 The Internet pretty much does my job for me nowadays,
- 00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:33,517 so I've taken some time to focus on my rock career.
- 00:10:33,586 --> 00:10:35,868 Boom. Cassette. Boom. For you.
- 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:38,689 That's...great.
- 00:10:39,567 --> 00:10:42,007 So anyway, can you make anything fall in love?
- 00:10:42,033 --> 00:10:44,421 Like that snake and that badger?
- 00:10:46,309 --> 00:10:48,243 Hmm. Ah, gee, I don't know.
- 00:10:48,269 --> 00:10:49,547 That might be kind of hard to...
- 00:10:49,573 --> 00:10:51,055 Ka-boom! Match made!
- 00:10:54,410 --> 00:10:56,427 They're gonna make a snadger.
- 00:10:56,639 --> 00:10:57,990 How you doing that?
- 00:10:58,016 --> 00:11:00,033 Love potion, yo. I got it all.
- 00:11:00,059 --> 00:11:02,810 Summer love, young love, anti-love.
- 00:11:02,947 --> 00:11:05,240 You just got to put a little on your fingers and pow!
- 00:11:05,431 --> 00:11:06,614 I need that potion.
- 00:11:06,787 --> 00:11:07,842 How much would it cost?
- 00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:09,959 Um, would you accept squirrels as payment?
- 00:11:09,985 --> 00:11:11,021 Whoa-oh-oh!
- 00:11:11,225 --> 00:11:12,295 No way.
- 00:11:12,321 --> 00:11:14,254 You might think you know what's best for people,
- 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:16,902 but this stuff can have major social consequences.
- 00:11:16,973 --> 00:11:19,775 That's why it can only be used by a serious expert.
- 00:11:19,801 --> 00:11:21,848 Love God! Sign my face.
- 00:11:21,874 --> 00:11:24,492 Only if you sign mine, baby. Let's get weird!
- 00:11:29,509 --> 00:11:30,526 Shh.
- 00:11:31,807 --> 00:11:35,362 Mind if I add a little something to these fries?
- 00:11:35,388 --> 00:11:36,808 I don't see why not.
- 00:11:43,396 --> 00:11:47,019 Whoa! Did your whole thing suddenly get a lot more likeable?
- 00:11:48,154 --> 00:11:50,729 You don't seem as needy as I used to think you were.
- 00:11:50,755 --> 00:11:53,398 Hey, you wouldn't want to maybe get out of here and,
- 00:11:53,424 --> 00:11:56,150 I don't know, go kiss in public a lot?
- 00:11:56,176 --> 00:11:57,663 For some reason, I do.
- 00:11:57,996 --> 00:11:58,976 Status update.
- 00:12:00,025 --> 00:12:02,166 You know what? Forget it.
- 00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:04,785 Maybe I should stare at something other than my phone for a while.
- 00:12:07,178 --> 00:12:08,674 Match made!
- 00:12:10,275 --> 00:12:14,502 All right, who's ready for the best and most overpriced day of our summer?
- 00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:16,426 Whoo-hoo! Yay! All right!
- 00:12:16,452 --> 00:12:20,898 I brought a baggie of trail mix and safety whistles in case we get separated.
- 00:12:21,538 --> 00:12:22,210 Lee.
- 00:12:23,759 --> 00:12:25,294 This kid is a champion.
- 00:12:25,761 --> 00:12:27,122 We're just waiting on Tambry.
- 00:12:27,304 --> 00:12:28,857 Can't leave without Tambry.
- 00:12:28,883 --> 00:12:32,128 Sorry, guys, but Tambry's a little busy at the moment.
- 00:12:32,154 --> 00:12:33,112 Wink. Wink.
- 00:12:33,307 --> 00:12:34,907 What does that mean? Why are you winking?
- 00:12:35,001 --> 00:12:38,726 Let's just say she and Robbie took a trip to Smoochville.
- 00:12:38,752 --> 00:12:40,310 Now everyone's happy!
- 00:12:40,336 --> 00:12:42,728 Wait. Wait. Robbie and Tambry?
- 00:12:42,855 --> 00:12:44,661 -This can't be happening. -How's that?
- 00:12:44,687 --> 00:12:45,955 He knew I liked her.
- 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:47,281 How could he do this?
- 00:12:47,307 --> 00:12:49,656 Whoa, hold it. You like Tambry?
- 00:12:49,815 --> 00:12:51,797 And you told Robbie but not me?
- 00:12:51,823 --> 00:12:53,820 You always make fun of my crushes, man.
- 00:12:53,834 --> 00:12:55,758 That's what we do, genius.
- 00:12:55,784 --> 00:12:58,291 Oh. Oh. This is so like Tambry to do this.
- 00:12:58,317 --> 00:13:00,086 Date my ex behind my back.
- 00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:03,157 -I'm gonna tear her highlights out. -Guys! Guys! Calm down.
- 00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:04,366 We're gonna be late for the concert.
- 00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:07,163 Uh, news flash, kid. I'm not going to the concert.
- 00:13:07,189 --> 00:13:08,210 Not with him.
- 00:13:08,236 --> 00:13:09,713 Hey, that won't be a problem 'cause I'm out.
- 00:13:09,739 --> 00:13:10,694 Me, too.
- 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:12,780 Wait! Wait! This group is all I have!
- 00:13:12,806 --> 00:13:14,877 Don't make me go back to having no friends!
- 00:13:14,903 --> 00:13:15,723 Guys!
- 00:13:16,126 --> 00:13:17,975 Match...made?
- 00:13:21,318 --> 00:13:24,127 Wait, guys. Don't go. Not my mailbox!
- 00:13:26,662 --> 00:13:28,196 What did you just do?!
- 00:13:28,222 --> 00:13:31,399 I've let these guys pick on me for years to keep this group together.
- 00:13:31,425 --> 00:13:33,493 And now they've totally fallen apart.
- 00:13:33,584 --> 00:13:35,893 But we were all starting to finally hang out together.
- 00:13:35,919 --> 00:13:36,977 I was one of the gang.
- 00:13:37,003 --> 00:13:40,730 Well, unless you can break up Robbie and Tambry immediately, there is no gang.
- 00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:42,139 I have no more friends.
- 00:13:42,195 --> 00:13:45,304 And neither do you. I'm gonna eat this.
- 00:13:46,007 --> 00:13:49,781 Mabel, what did I tell you about staying out of Robbie's personal life?
- 00:13:49,807 --> 00:13:51,367 I know. I know!
- 00:13:51,518 --> 00:13:53,701 I just wanted to be a good matchmaker.
- 00:13:53,725 --> 00:13:56,048 I never should have gotten love potion from the Love God.
- 00:13:56,074 --> 00:13:57,658 Wait, love potion?
- 00:13:57,707 --> 00:14:00,491 If you did a spell, then can't you, like, undo it?
- 00:14:00,517 --> 00:14:01,697 That's it!
- 00:14:01,903 --> 00:14:04,914 If I undo the spell, then everyone will be friends again.
- 00:14:05,083 --> 00:14:06,633 But I'm gonna need your help.
- 00:14:06,778 --> 00:14:09,343 Also, you are not pulling off that V-neck.
- 00:14:09,543 --> 00:14:11,211 -I know. -Burn it!
- 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:19,429 Balloon faster, Soos!
- 00:14:19,455 --> 00:14:22,124 We need this thing up in the air before the festival ends.
- 00:14:22,152 --> 00:14:23,640 Are you sure that that open flame should be
- 00:14:23,666 --> 00:14:25,309 that close to that dangling cloth and rope?
- 00:14:25,335 --> 00:14:26,874 I'm sure about everything.
- 00:14:26,942 --> 00:14:29,199 Now lube up those engine gears with some kerosene.
- 00:14:29,225 --> 00:14:30,492 More kerosene!
- 00:14:33,811 --> 00:14:36,500 Unh! Come back, guys! Come on.
- 00:14:36,526 --> 00:14:39,393 The tickets were 100 bucks. I sold my watch.
- 00:14:39,457 --> 00:14:43,628 -You got to come to the concert. -Ew, and have to look at that? No, thanks.
- 00:14:45,672 --> 00:14:48,211 Ugh, they're doing that couple hug-walk.
- 00:14:48,247 --> 00:14:50,609 Guys, you're in public. People can see you.
- 00:14:50,635 --> 00:14:51,927 Dipper. Come on.
- 00:14:53,799 --> 00:14:55,969 Love God. Sound check for Love God.
- 00:14:57,302 --> 00:15:00,562 Let's make some miracles happen. Groupies, bed-head me.
- 00:15:02,126 --> 00:15:03,481 Love God's about to get crazy.
- 00:15:03,522 --> 00:15:04,981 Whoa. Hey, all right.
- 00:15:07,136 --> 00:15:08,364 Now's our chance.
- 00:15:09,857 --> 00:15:11,242 Here we go. Let's see.
- 00:15:11,417 --> 00:15:15,086 Puppy love, inter-species love, love of country music.
- 00:15:16,337 --> 00:15:17,265 Anti-love.
- 00:15:17,386 --> 00:15:19,547 To reverse the effects of love potion,
- 00:15:19,659 --> 00:15:22,779 simply spray on your victim and watch their heart die on the inside.
- 00:15:22,805 --> 00:15:23,759 Sounds good to me.
- 00:15:23,783 --> 00:15:24,305 Hey!
- 00:15:25,277 --> 00:15:27,546 You're the one who's been stealing my stuff.
- 00:15:27,710 --> 00:15:29,436 I am not loving this.
- 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:32,651 I'm sorry. But I made a mistake and I have to fix it.
- 00:15:32,827 --> 00:15:34,260 Kid, I tried to tell you.
- 00:15:34,286 --> 00:15:36,181 This stuff is way too dangerous.
- 00:15:36,207 --> 00:15:38,303 On my oath as a God, I cannot let you...
- 00:15:38,329 --> 00:15:40,233 -Oh, hey, where did you just go? -I'm sorry, Love God!
- 00:15:40,259 --> 00:15:41,962 But it's for the good of my friends!
- 00:15:41,988 --> 00:15:43,334 Come back here!
- 00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:46,195 Dipper, catch!
- 00:15:53,061 --> 00:15:54,270 Get those kids!
- 00:15:55,452 --> 00:15:56,259 Halt!
- 00:15:56,598 --> 00:15:58,830 We mustache you to move!
- 00:15:59,902 --> 00:16:00,682 Good one.
- 00:16:03,721 --> 00:16:06,514 Ooh! Thank you.
- 00:16:06,540 --> 00:16:09,342 No, no, no, everyone's touching everything!
- 00:16:09,368 --> 00:16:10,967 Give me back the potion!
- 00:16:11,198 --> 00:16:13,746 Oh, hey, what's up? Here, have a cassette.
- 00:16:17,099 --> 00:16:18,722 Dang it. Fly, tiny wings.
- 00:16:18,748 --> 00:16:20,517 Get up there. Oh!
- 00:16:20,602 --> 00:16:22,502 I haven't had to use these in a long time.
- 00:16:27,363 --> 00:16:28,629 Dipper. Look.
- 00:16:32,517 --> 00:16:35,918 Just one clean shot to the back of their heads and everything's fixed.
- 00:16:37,332 --> 00:16:39,762 Sorry, kids, but you've left me no choice.
- 00:16:40,098 --> 00:16:42,223 Visions of heartbreak past!
- 00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:45,410 We're back, Mabel.
- 00:16:45,436 --> 00:16:47,454 We like you now.
- 00:16:48,155 --> 00:16:50,462 Yes. Definitely. Absolutely.
- 00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:53,320 Ha! You really think we'd fall for that?
- 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:56,096 Sure you can all marry me!
- 00:16:56,173 --> 00:16:58,149 Oh! Guy from the $10 bill.
- 00:16:58,226 --> 00:17:00,221 I forgot I had a crush on you.
- 00:17:00,247 --> 00:17:01,977 Dang it, Mabel. They're not real.
- 00:17:02,003 --> 00:17:03,454 Just give us the bottle, Mabel.
- 00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:05,743 Mabel, don't!
- 00:17:06,362 --> 00:17:07,532 It's finally done.
- 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:08,977 When these idiots see this balloon,
- 00:17:09,003 --> 00:17:10,742 they'll understand that I love young people.
- 00:17:10,936 --> 00:17:12,691 "I heart kids."
- 00:17:13,042 --> 00:17:14,761 All right, let 'er rip.
- 00:17:15,198 --> 00:17:17,636 Oh. Oh, no! A letter rip!
- 00:17:17,932 --> 00:17:18,917 What the H?!
- 00:17:26,501 --> 00:17:29,020 I eat kids? But we're kids!
- 00:17:29,110 --> 00:17:32,286 It's heaven's punishment for our terrible taste in everything!
- 00:17:37,454 --> 00:17:40,239 Mommy, is the floating head going to eat us?
- 00:17:40,265 --> 00:17:42,559 Yes, Charlie! Yes, he will.
- 00:17:46,184 --> 00:17:48,244 Mabel, it's a trick! Don't give him the...
- 00:17:48,909 --> 00:17:49,875 Gotcha!
- 00:17:50,753 --> 00:17:53,453 Curse my oversized heart.
- 00:17:53,479 --> 00:17:56,263 Sorry, kids, but that's what happens when you mess with a god.
- 00:17:56,289 --> 00:17:59,350 Only a greater being from the heavens themselves could possibly stop...
- 00:18:00,594 --> 00:18:02,178 It's coming down!
- 00:18:03,610 --> 00:18:05,691 Whoooooa!
- 00:18:10,866 --> 00:18:13,115 Oh, no. I hope someone didn't die.
- 00:18:13,141 --> 00:18:14,873 Yes, that would be awful.
- 00:18:16,238 --> 00:18:17,756 What's everybody crying about?
- 00:18:17,782 --> 00:18:20,240 In my day, zeppelins fell from the sky like raindrops.
- 00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:21,418 It's him!
- 00:18:21,442 --> 00:18:23,701 The horrible old man from the sky!
- 00:18:27,741 --> 00:18:30,670 You know what? Being loved by the youth is overrated.
- 00:18:30,696 --> 00:18:32,989 Being feared? Now that's priceless.
- 00:18:33,614 --> 00:18:35,165 Love God, are you okay?
- 00:18:35,191 --> 00:18:37,040 Please be immortal. Please be immortal.
- 00:18:38,509 --> 00:18:41,381 Dude. I am so over this!
- 00:18:41,407 --> 00:18:43,872 Love God to the stage. Love God to the stage.
- 00:18:44,114 --> 00:18:46,257 Aagh! Look, kid, take it, okay?
- 00:18:46,328 --> 00:18:47,645 Spray everyone for all I care.
- 00:18:47,671 --> 00:18:49,273 You want to mess with people's lives?
- 00:18:49,299 --> 00:18:50,403 You want to play God?
- 00:18:50,499 --> 00:18:52,500 Do it. 'Cause I'm sick of it.
- 00:18:52,580 --> 00:18:55,580 Medic, I need... I need onion rings!
- 00:18:57,765 --> 00:18:59,289 Okay, Mabel, now's our chance.
- 00:18:59,315 --> 00:19:01,742 They break up and the whole friend group gets back together.
- 00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:07,062 Mabel!
- 00:19:07,642 --> 00:19:09,439 Mabel, I just wanted to thank you.
- 00:19:09,642 --> 00:19:12,118 I've been so miserable since Wendy broke up with me
- 00:19:12,142 --> 00:19:13,603 that I thought my life was over.
- 00:19:13,747 --> 00:19:14,711 But you were right.
- 00:19:15,261 --> 00:19:16,761 I just needed to move on.
- 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:21,188 I'm...happy? Weird, huh?
- 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:24,063 Robbie, people are commenting on our pictures.
- 00:19:26,638 --> 00:19:28,871 Dipper, maybe we shouldn't do this.
- 00:19:29,254 --> 00:19:32,355 I mean, every time we've played with people's fates,
- 00:19:32,359 --> 00:19:34,082 it's only made things worse.
- 00:19:34,886 --> 00:19:37,402 They are kind of perfect for each other,
- 00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:38,957 in a gross kind of way.
- 00:19:38,988 --> 00:19:40,485 But what about our friend group?
- 00:19:40,733 --> 00:19:42,977 Well, maybe it'll sort itself out.
- 00:19:43,174 --> 00:19:45,150 I mean, there's got to be something
- 00:19:45,176 --> 00:19:47,110 that could bring everyone back together.
- 00:19:47,410 --> 00:19:49,345 Guys, I made a friendship cake.
- 00:19:49,371 --> 00:19:50,830 So let's all get over this, okay?
- 00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:53,358 My cake!
- 00:19:55,891 --> 00:19:57,867 Hey! Food from the outside!
- 00:19:59,395 --> 00:20:00,219 Get him!
- 00:20:00,247 --> 00:20:01,743 Who! Hey, look.
- 00:20:01,769 --> 00:20:03,423 Is that Thompson?
- 00:20:05,376 --> 00:20:06,434 Oh, man.
- 00:20:06,460 --> 00:20:07,893 Yeah, fight the machine, Thompson!
- 00:20:07,919 --> 00:20:10,352 -Throw snacks at 'em. -Use jerky as a weapon.
- 00:20:10,378 --> 00:20:11,074 Thompson!
- 00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:14,037 Thompson! Thompson! Thompson! Thompson!
- 00:20:14,063 --> 00:20:17,829 Thompson! Thompson! Thompson! Thompson!
- 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:21,649 Thompson! Thompson! Thompson! Thompson!
- 00:20:21,675 --> 00:20:23,258 Thompson! Thompson...
- 00:20:31,254 --> 00:20:33,916 I think everything just might be all right.
- 00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:37,041 Maybe someone up there really is a genius matchmaker.
- 00:20:37,067 --> 00:20:38,628 All according to plan.
- 00:20:39,576 --> 00:20:42,866 A goat and a pig Whoooo
- 00:20:42,892 --> 00:20:44,676 A couple of livestock
- 00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:47,468 Living the life, stuck together in harmony
- 00:20:47,492 --> 00:20:49,675 A pig and a goat, who in the world thought
- 00:20:49,699 --> 00:20:51,245 A pig and a goat could be family?
- 00:20:51,271 --> 00:20:54,399 Love so strong, love so big
- 00:20:54,425 --> 00:20:56,112 Such a beautiful goat and a pig
- 00:20:56,138 --> 00:20:58,573 Bound in matrimony now and forever
- 00:20:58,599 --> 00:21:00,158 Shopping for groceries and buying a condo
- 00:21:00,184 --> 00:21:02,077 And filing their taxes together
- 00:21:02,103 --> 00:21:06,603 Goat and a pig, goat and a pig
- 00:00:01,335 --> 00:00:03,773 Ух ты! Облако похоже на котёнка!
- 00:00:03,799 --> 00:00:05,427 Плюющегося самолетом.
- 00:00:05,453 --> 00:00:06,976 Точно!
- 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:10,204 А вон то облако похоже на облако.
- 00:00:10,230 --> 00:00:13,883 Томпсон, купи уже себе воображение.
- 00:00:13,999 --> 00:00:15,476 Простите, ребята!
- 00:00:15,976 --> 00:00:17,915 Облака очень красивые!
- 00:00:17,941 --> 00:00:20,950 У, а это похоже на воздушный шар в форме сердца!
- 00:00:20,976 --> 00:00:23,483 Облака не бывают цветными! Это воздушный шар!
- 00:00:23,509 --> 00:00:25,811 Да, точняк! Это же фестиваль «Древосток».
- 00:00:25,837 --> 00:00:27,188 Какой древо-фести-что?
- 00:00:27,214 --> 00:00:28,999 Типа, ежегодный концерт на природе,
- 00:00:29,025 --> 00:00:31,200 там выступают все группы Орегона.
- 00:00:31,226 --> 00:00:33,067 -Эй! -Например, вот эти:
- 00:00:33,093 --> 00:00:36,734 «Домашние шарфы», «Деревянные деревяшки», «Бог любви».
- 00:00:36,859 --> 00:00:38,459 Ты наверняка видел его в этом клипе.
- 00:00:38,483 --> 00:00:42,039 <i>Кто готов сегодня влюбиться?</i>
- 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:44,132 <i>Я надеюсь, это никто не снял.</i>
- 00:00:44,192 --> 00:00:46,627 Ого! Типа, настоящий живой концерт?
- 00:00:46,653 --> 00:00:49,170 Я же я ещё ни разу не был на концерте.
- 00:00:49,196 --> 00:00:51,847 Потому что у тебя ещё не было такой крутейшей тусовки.
- 00:00:51,873 --> 00:00:52,620 Давай, Томпсон.
- 00:00:52,646 --> 00:00:55,300 Лизни губку! Лизни губку!
- 00:00:57,609 --> 00:01:00,442 -Чё ты творишь? -Если ты с нами то ты в игре.
- 00:01:07,586 --> 00:01:10,867 Это призраки! Это кладбищенские призраки!
- 00:01:10,893 --> 00:01:12,867 Звук идет из незарытой могилы.
- 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:17,285 -Проверь! -Сам иди проверь!
- 00:01:17,378 --> 00:01:20,051 -Томпсон, проверь! -Ха, это ты круто придумал!
- 00:01:20,503 --> 00:01:21,801 Глянь в лицо смерти!
- 00:01:21,825 --> 00:01:24,508 Глянь в лицо смерти! Глянь в лицо смерти!
- 00:01:24,534 --> 00:01:26,095 Глянь в лицо смерти!
- 00:01:26,121 --> 00:01:27,472 Глянь в лицо смерти!
- 00:01:46,413 --> 00:01:49,213 ДИППЕР
- 00:01:50,781 --> 00:01:52,181 МЭЙБЛ
- 00:01:53,418 --> 00:01:54,718 СТЭН
- 00:02:04,820 --> 00:02:06,420 ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ
- 00:02:09,715 --> 00:02:11,858 Ох! Оказалось еще хуже, чем я ожидала.
- 00:02:14,702 --> 00:02:16,772 Ну, почему она меня бросила?
- 00:02:17,046 --> 00:02:17,857 Робби?
- 00:02:18,561 --> 00:02:19,871 Венди! О, а, ха-ха!
- 00:02:21,999 --> 00:02:23,490 Привет, как жизнь?
- 00:02:23,516 --> 00:02:25,871 А я, вот, оттягиваюсь на кладбище. Ну, знаешь,
- 00:02:25,897 --> 00:02:27,741 как обычно, для меня это нормально.
- 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,537 Ничё се, мы тебя уже лет сто не видели!
- 00:02:30,563 --> 00:02:31,475 Ты где ваще был?
- 00:02:31,501 --> 00:02:33,593 Я надеюсь, ты тут не из-за меня стонал?
- 00:02:33,619 --> 00:02:35,203 Стонал? Ещё чего!
- 00:02:36,304 --> 00:02:38,279 Робби, мы с тобой уже давно разошлись!
- 00:02:38,311 --> 00:02:40,927 Приятно, конечно, что ради меня ты лег в могилу,
- 00:02:41,010 --> 00:02:42,338 но нужно жить дальше.
- 00:02:42,547 --> 00:02:44,648 Чего?! Я легко живу дальше!
- 00:02:44,775 --> 00:02:46,518 <i>Венди, я по тебе грущу</i>
- 00:02:46,544 --> 00:02:48,018 <i>Я жить дальше не могу</i>
- 00:02:48,044 --> 00:02:49,104 <i>Не могу и не хо...</i>
- 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:51,893 Это для другой Венди! С тобой это не связано.
- 00:02:52,075 --> 00:02:53,986 Чувак, это чё-то совсем не прикольно!
- 00:02:54,012 --> 00:02:57,346 Да, на кладбище была веселуха, а теперь осталась только депресуха.
- 00:03:05,182 --> 00:03:07,480 Подождите, ребята, ему же плохо!
- 00:03:07,512 --> 00:03:09,206 Нельзя вот так его здесь оставлять.
- 00:03:09,232 --> 00:03:10,928 Ты что, Мэйбл?! Это же Робби.
- 00:03:10,954 --> 00:03:12,326 Но он же страдает!
- 00:03:12,536 --> 00:03:15,596 Я не могу быть счастливой, если кому-то в этом мире плохо!
- 00:03:15,622 --> 00:03:18,092 Моя таблица счастья заполнена неполностью.
- 00:03:20,567 --> 00:03:21,836 Мэйбл, поверь мне!
- 00:03:21,947 --> 00:03:23,382 В это лето я усвоил одно –
- 00:03:23,408 --> 00:03:25,968 никогда нельзя влезать в чужие любовные драмы!
- 00:03:25,994 --> 00:03:28,704 К тому же мы тусуемся с друзьями Венди!
- 00:03:28,730 --> 00:03:31,289 Робби отвалил, и в компании всё гармонично!
- 00:03:31,475 --> 00:03:33,642 Давай не будем портить хороший день. Ладно?
- 00:03:35,170 --> 00:03:36,701 Давай, сожри меня, приятель!
- 00:03:37,482 --> 00:03:39,099 Да нет, я ж не по правде!
- 00:03:39,125 --> 00:03:41,318 Отстань! Ой! Не в лицо! Отвали!
- 00:03:42,811 --> 00:03:44,163 Да уж, вот, отстой!
- 00:03:44,312 --> 00:03:46,313 Уж извините, что вам пришлось это видеть.
- 00:03:46,339 --> 00:03:47,704 Знаете, что нужно Робби?
- 00:03:47,809 --> 00:03:49,040 Новая подруга!
- 00:03:49,231 --> 00:03:50,836 Ведь романы – как жвачка!
- 00:03:50,903 --> 00:03:53,780 Когда вкус кончается, нужно просто начать другую!
- 00:03:55,639 --> 00:03:57,107 Мэйбл, всё не так просто.
- 00:03:57,133 --> 00:03:59,942 Именно так, если ты лучшая в мире сваха!
- 00:03:59,968 --> 00:04:02,201 У меня еще не было ни одного прокола!
- 00:04:02,259 --> 00:04:03,553 Помнишь Зуса и Мелоди?
- 00:04:03,579 --> 00:04:04,506 Вот, смотри!
- 00:04:04,568 --> 00:04:06,592 Это я спускаюсь по лестнице.
- 00:04:07,467 --> 00:04:08,838 Ну, что, круто?
- 00:04:08,925 --> 00:04:09,754 Очень круто!
- 00:04:09,780 --> 00:04:13,801 Есть пара! Ну, и, конечно же, не забывайте про Пухлю и Козла!
- 00:04:14,610 --> 00:04:16,776 МОЛОДОЖЁНЫ
- 00:04:17,859 --> 00:04:19,101 Есть пара!
- 00:04:19,127 --> 00:04:20,726 Свинья и козёл – это просто,
- 00:04:20,752 --> 00:04:22,271 а Робби – безнадежный случай.
- 00:04:22,297 --> 00:04:25,171 Безнадёжный, да?
- 00:04:25,649 --> 00:04:29,442 Надеваю я парик на поседевшую гориллу!
- 00:04:31,788 --> 00:04:32,832 Что за?
- 00:04:32,998 --> 00:04:35,403 Какой ужас! Воздушные шары!
- 00:04:36,203 --> 00:04:37,281 Старые велики!
- 00:04:37,548 --> 00:04:39,703 <i>На концертах я пою</i>
- 00:04:39,814 --> 00:04:42,805 <i>Сандалии на ногах ношу</i>
- 00:04:43,265 --> 00:04:46,014 Фолк-музыка! Опять фестиваль «Древосток»!
- 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:48,431 Зус! Запри «Хижину» и спрячь мои футболки,
- 00:04:48,457 --> 00:04:49,930 пока их не покрасили!
- 00:04:50,455 --> 00:04:53,014 Медленно летят, пожалуй, парочку собью!
- 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:54,235 Стойте, мистер Пайнс!
- 00:04:55,335 --> 00:04:56,387 Не понимаю:
- 00:04:56,413 --> 00:04:58,007 фестиваль проходит каждый год,
- 00:04:58,033 --> 00:05:00,077 и вы каждый год отпугиваете покупателей.
- 00:05:00,519 --> 00:05:04,598 Думаешь, можно заработать на этих безмозглых нищих бездельниках?
- 00:05:04,771 --> 00:05:06,465 Нужно понять, что их привлекает.
- 00:05:07,931 --> 00:05:10,192 Что же привлекает нашу молодежь?
- 00:05:12,850 --> 00:05:16,955 Молодёжь привлекают воздушные шары! Да!
- 00:05:19,073 --> 00:05:20,313 Ну, что же, Мэйбл:
- 00:05:20,339 --> 00:05:23,768 Робби – это разбитая чашка, и ты должна её склеить.
- 00:05:23,848 --> 00:05:25,681 ПОГРЕБАЛЬНЫЕ УСЛУГИ ВАЛЕНТИНО
- 00:05:27,846 --> 00:05:29,748 Ну, что ж, начало обнадёживает!
- 00:05:31,084 --> 00:05:32,226 Здорово, девонька!
- 00:05:32,250 --> 00:05:33,725 Какой славный день!
- 00:05:33,795 --> 00:05:35,436 Да, всё получится!
- 00:05:35,462 --> 00:05:37,277 Значит, вы родители Робби?
- 00:05:37,529 --> 00:05:40,758 А я думала, что его растили печальные волки или типа того.
- 00:05:40,784 --> 00:05:42,738 Сынуля не любит о нас рассказывать.
- 00:05:42,764 --> 00:05:45,323 Говорит, что мы слишком веселые для гробовщиков.
- 00:05:47,142 --> 00:05:48,601 Входи, не стесняйся!
- 00:05:51,302 --> 00:05:52,412 Хочешь печенья?
- 00:05:52,514 --> 00:05:54,362 Ах! Простите, нет времени.
- 00:05:54,388 --> 00:05:56,206 Я пришла подбодрить вашего Робби!
- 00:05:56,294 --> 00:05:58,437 А от печенья у меня во рту пересохнет.
- 00:05:58,463 --> 00:06:00,424 Робби Стейси Валентино!
- 00:06:00,450 --> 00:06:02,398 К тебе пришла какая-то девочка!
- 00:06:02,424 --> 00:06:05,020 Ступай к нему! И заодно отнеси ему обед.
- 00:06:05,332 --> 00:06:07,708 Дамочка, мне очень нравится ваш стиль!
- 00:06:09,244 --> 00:06:11,192 Знаешь, кому бы пошел такой свитер?
- 00:06:11,218 --> 00:06:14,320 -Останкам миссис Грейблсон. -Ты абсолютно права, милая!
- 00:06:26,124 --> 00:06:28,211 Робби, это Мэйбл!
- 00:06:28,353 --> 00:06:28,953 Кто?
- 00:06:28,979 --> 00:06:31,641 Помнишь меня? Сестра-близняшка Диппера!
- 00:06:31,667 --> 00:06:34,383 -Фу, уходи! -Я услышала «входи»?
- 00:06:36,326 --> 00:06:37,758 Эй!
- 00:06:37,784 --> 00:06:41,429 Слушай, малявка: никому из семьи Пайнсов в этом доме не рады!
- 00:06:41,455 --> 00:06:45,165 Если забыла именно твой глупый брат разрушил всю мою жизнь!
- 00:06:47,127 --> 00:06:49,354 А его сестрёнка Мэйбл всё исправит!
- 00:06:49,582 --> 00:06:52,947 Послушай, Робби, я всегда считала, что ты мерзкий придурок!
- 00:06:52,973 --> 00:06:55,427 Такой же неприятный, как, например, крысиный яд!
- 00:06:55,453 --> 00:06:56,973 Продолжай.
- 00:06:56,999 --> 00:06:58,975 Но когда я увидела тебя на кладбище,
- 00:06:58,999 --> 00:07:00,644 я поняла, что ты не плохой парень,
- 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:05,847 у тебя просто разбито сердце и тебе нужна любовь и пара перчаток с пальцами.
- 00:07:05,873 --> 00:07:07,787 Нет, перчатки без пальцев – это круто!
- 00:07:07,813 --> 00:07:09,007 Ты ошибаешься!
- 00:07:09,091 --> 00:07:12,016 Короче, Робби, тебе просто нужна хорошая сваха.
- 00:07:12,042 --> 00:07:14,268 Я берусь найти тебе возлюбленную
- 00:07:14,292 --> 00:07:15,975 или можешь продолжать стонать!
- 00:07:15,999 --> 00:07:17,977 Если соглашусь, ты уйдешь отсюда?
- 00:07:19,708 --> 00:07:21,291 Гарантирую, Робби!
- 00:07:24,858 --> 00:07:28,983 Итак, Гравити Фолз! Кто же хочет встречаться с Робби?
- 00:07:32,854 --> 00:07:35,428 Что ж, начнём! Ленивая Сьюзан старовата!
- 00:07:35,454 --> 00:07:36,882 Гренда? Молодовата!
- 00:07:36,908 --> 00:07:38,444 Мульти-медведь?
- 00:07:38,907 --> 00:07:41,273 Поставлю его пока в группу «Возможных»!
- 00:07:41,736 --> 00:07:45,174 Кто же, кто же? Кто же, кто же!
- 00:07:46,359 --> 00:07:47,585 Что ты сказал, козёл?
- 00:07:47,609 --> 00:07:49,001 Это кто-то, кто на него похож?
- 00:07:49,025 --> 00:07:52,362 Но где нам найти такую же поверхностную и готку одновременно?
- 00:07:53,115 --> 00:07:54,573 Конечно! Вы правы!
- 00:07:54,654 --> 00:07:58,111 А вы двое и правда лучшая идеальная парочка всей Америки.
- 00:08:00,029 --> 00:08:02,548 Жрачка! Жрачка! Жрачка!
- 00:08:02,790 --> 00:08:04,664 Спасибо, я так рад, что тусуюсь с вами!
- 00:08:06,147 --> 00:08:07,340 Это гениально!
- 00:08:07,366 --> 00:08:09,897 Отличный способ пронести нашу еду на концерт!
- 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:11,061 Всё это придумал Диппер.
- 00:08:11,087 --> 00:08:12,337 Ха-ха! Круть!
- 00:08:12,363 --> 00:08:13,584 Головастый!
- 00:08:13,610 --> 00:08:16,592 Пацан, чую в тебе большой потенциал.
- 00:08:17,176 --> 00:08:20,120 -Ну знаешь, я не уверен, что... -Потенциал!
- 00:08:20,146 --> 00:08:23,357 Ладно, теперь давайте все по домам – готовиться к концерту.
- 00:08:23,847 --> 00:08:25,541 Эй, чё застряла, Тэмберс?
- 00:08:25,567 --> 00:08:26,701 Не зови меня Тэмберс.
- 00:08:26,727 --> 00:08:29,024 Ха-ха! Типичная Тэмберс.
- 00:08:30,476 --> 00:08:32,516 «Тэмбри. Ты, я, свидание!
- 00:08:32,574 --> 00:08:36,174 Жажду увидеть, приходи, красотка! Твой тайный поклонник».
- 00:08:40,161 --> 00:08:42,658 Скоро зародится любовь, Ленивая Сьюзан!
- 00:08:42,684 --> 00:08:44,170 Смотри в оба и учись.
- 00:08:47,912 --> 00:08:49,576 Ох! Робби?
- 00:08:49,975 --> 00:08:51,412 Ты что ль мой тайный поклонник?!
- 00:08:51,438 --> 00:08:52,491 Тэмбри?! Эх!
- 00:08:52,660 --> 00:08:54,683 И о чем я только думал, доверяясь мелкой!
- 00:08:54,709 --> 00:08:56,584 Слушай, я думаю, ничего не выйдет!
- 00:08:56,610 --> 00:08:58,295 Встречаться со старой знакомой?
- 00:08:58,321 --> 00:08:59,702 Это всё равно что сдаться!
- 00:08:59,728 --> 00:09:01,592 Можно подумать, меня это интересует.
- 00:09:01,618 --> 00:09:02,844 Тэм, давай начистоту!
- 00:09:02,870 --> 00:09:04,819 Если бы я хотел, мы бы уже встречались!
- 00:09:04,845 --> 00:09:06,428 Но я для тебя слишком хорош!
- 00:09:06,583 --> 00:09:07,959 Ой! Это что, горчица?
- 00:09:07,985 --> 00:09:09,652 Жаль терять такое сокровище.
- 00:09:10,656 --> 00:09:11,677 Обновить статус!
- 00:09:11,703 --> 00:09:14,263 -«Сижу в кафе с социопатом». -Ну, вот, опять телефон!
- 00:09:14,289 --> 00:09:15,523 Типичная Тэмберс!
- 00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:17,343 Эй, а можно мне картошку с чили?
- 00:09:17,369 --> 00:09:18,539 Возьму с собой.
- 00:09:18,856 --> 00:09:20,710 Что?! Подождите, но как же так?
- 00:09:20,867 --> 00:09:23,082 Ведь я же лучшая во всем мире сваха!
- 00:09:23,108 --> 00:09:24,553 -Боже мой! -Вы слышали?
- 00:09:27,254 --> 00:09:28,215 Ву-ху!
- 00:09:28,445 --> 00:09:31,355 Кто из вас готов сегодня влюбиться?
- 00:09:32,021 --> 00:09:33,514 Бог любви!
- 00:09:35,528 --> 00:09:37,336 Да, так меня называют!
- 00:09:37,362 --> 00:09:41,364 Сегодня мы перепишем историю и начнем мы с тебя и тебя!
- 00:09:43,656 --> 00:09:46,172 Любовь существует и она прямо здесь!
- 00:09:47,811 --> 00:09:49,709 Как тебя зовут, моя озорница?
- 00:09:49,792 --> 00:09:51,092 Мередит.
- 00:09:51,118 --> 00:09:53,217 Мередит, Мередит, у нас проблема!
- 00:09:53,243 --> 00:09:56,387 Этот красавчик – твоя половинка, а ты до сих пор живешь одна!
- 00:09:56,494 --> 00:09:58,505 Какой ужас! И что же делать?
- 00:09:58,531 --> 00:10:00,567 Действовать! Ты знаешь, что любишь!
- 00:10:00,593 --> 00:10:02,512 Пау! Есть пара!
- 00:10:04,959 --> 00:10:06,687 Надо узнать, как он это делает.
- 00:10:07,748 --> 00:10:08,945 Привет! Бог любви?
- 00:10:08,971 --> 00:10:10,460 Я – Мэйбл! Поклонница!
- 00:10:10,502 --> 00:10:14,153 Я хочу сказать, что никогда не видела такой искусной работы!
- 00:10:14,232 --> 00:10:17,546 Ну, пожалуйста, скажи мне, в чем твой секрет?
- 00:10:18,375 --> 00:10:22,680 Ну, строго между нами, как бы сказать, меня зовут Богом любви не просто так.
- 00:10:23,369 --> 00:10:25,555 О мой Бог любви!
- 00:10:25,581 --> 00:10:27,844 Так ты что, настоящий Бог любви?
- 00:10:28,005 --> 00:10:29,228 Зови меня Купидон!
- 00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:31,230 Теперь мою работу отчасти делает интернет,
- 00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:33,517 и я решил посвятить себя рок-музыке!
- 00:10:33,586 --> 00:10:35,868 Бум! Кассета! Бум! Для тебя.
- 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:38,689 Просто супер!
- 00:10:39,567 --> 00:10:42,007 То есть, ты можешь влюбить любого в кого угодно?
- 00:10:42,033 --> 00:10:44,421 И что, даже эту змею в барсука?
- 00:10:46,309 --> 00:10:48,243 Хм, я даже не знаю!
- 00:10:48,269 --> 00:10:49,547 Наверное, это будет сложно!
- 00:10:49,573 --> 00:10:51,055 Кабум! Есть пара!
- 00:10:54,410 --> 00:10:56,427 Это же получился змеерсук!
- 00:10:56,639 --> 00:10:57,990 Но как ты это делаешь?
- 00:10:58,016 --> 00:11:00,033 Любовное зелье! Разные виды:
- 00:11:00,059 --> 00:11:02,810 летняя, юная любовь, есть анти-любовь!
- 00:11:02,947 --> 00:11:05,240 Просто обмакиваешь палец и пау!
- 00:11:05,431 --> 00:11:06,614 Мне нужно это зелье!
- 00:11:06,787 --> 00:11:07,842 Сколько оно стоит?
- 00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:09,959 Или, может, возьмешь белку в качестве оплаты?
- 00:11:09,985 --> 00:11:11,021 Во-хо-хо!
- 00:11:11,225 --> 00:11:12,295 Даже не думай!
- 00:11:12,321 --> 00:11:14,254 Считаешь, что знаешь, что для людей лучше?
- 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:16,902 Но последствия могут быть катастрофическими!
- 00:11:16,973 --> 00:11:19,775 Поэтому любовным зельем может пользоваться только эксперт.
- 00:11:19,801 --> 00:11:21,848 Бог любви! Распишись на лице!
- 00:11:21,874 --> 00:11:24,492 Если ты распишешься на моём! Погнали!
- 00:11:29,509 --> 00:11:30,526 Чш!
- 00:11:31,807 --> 00:11:35,362 Вы не против, если я добавлю «кое-что» в эту картошку?
- 00:11:35,388 --> 00:11:36,808 Мне-то какое дело!
- 00:11:43,396 --> 00:11:47,019 Чё такое?! Вдруг показалось, что ты стала привлекательней.
- 00:11:48,154 --> 00:11:50,729 И ты уже не кажешься нудным неудачником.
- 00:11:50,755 --> 00:11:53,398 Слышь, может, пошли отсюда куда-нибудь, ну,
- 00:11:53,424 --> 00:11:56,150 не знаю и типа, поцелуемся, если хочешь?
- 00:11:56,176 --> 00:11:57,663 Странно, но я согласна!
- 00:11:57,996 --> 00:11:58,976 Обновление статуса!
- 00:12:00,025 --> 00:12:02,166 А знаешь, что? Да ну его!
- 00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:04,785 Думаю, какое-то время можно обойтись без телефона.
- 00:12:07,178 --> 00:12:08,674 Есть пара!
- 00:12:10,275 --> 00:12:14,502 Итак, кто готов к самому крутому и дорогому дню этого лета?
- 00:12:16,452 --> 00:12:20,898 А вот, я взял пакетики с мюсли и свистки каждому! Вдруг потеряемся в толпе!
- 00:12:21,538 --> 00:12:22,210 Бред.
- 00:12:23,759 --> 00:12:25,294 Просто суперский пацан.
- 00:12:25,761 --> 00:12:27,122 Только дождёмся Тэмбри!
- 00:12:27,304 --> 00:12:28,857 Без Тэмбри ехать нельзя.
- 00:12:28,883 --> 00:12:32,128 Увы, но в ближайшее время Тэмбри будет немного занята!
- 00:12:32,154 --> 00:12:33,112 Подмиг-подмиг!
- 00:12:33,307 --> 00:12:34,907 В смысле? Чего ты подмигиваешь?
- 00:12:35,001 --> 00:12:38,726 Ну, скажем так, они с Робби отправились в Долину Поцелуев.
- 00:12:38,752 --> 00:12:40,310 Теперь точно все счастливы!
- 00:12:40,336 --> 00:12:42,728 Что, что? Робби и Тэмбри?!
- 00:12:42,855 --> 00:12:44,661 -Этого не может быть! -Почему это?
- 00:12:44,687 --> 00:12:45,955 Она мне нравится!
- 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:47,281 И Робби об этом знает!
- 00:12:47,307 --> 00:12:49,656 Слышь, не понял! Тэмбри тебе нравится?
- 00:12:49,815 --> 00:12:51,797 И ты сказал Робби, но не сказал мне?
- 00:12:51,823 --> 00:12:53,820 Потому что ты бы сразу начал стебаться!
- 00:12:53,834 --> 00:12:55,758 Конечно, но в этом же и смысл!
- 00:12:55,784 --> 00:12:58,291 Как это похоже на Тэмбри!
- 00:12:58,317 --> 00:13:00,086 Закрутить роман с моим бывшим!
- 00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:03,157 -Да я её просто уничтожу! -Ребята, стойте, успокойтесь!
- 00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:04,366 Мы же опоздаем на концерт.
- 00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:07,163 Сенсационная новость: я не пойду на концерт!
- 00:13:07,189 --> 00:13:08,210 С ним – не пойду.
- 00:13:08,236 --> 00:13:09,713 Не боись, я тоже не пойду.
- 00:13:09,739 --> 00:13:10,694 И я тоже.
- 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:12,780 Стойте, стойте! А с кем же мне тусоваться?!
- 00:13:12,806 --> 00:13:14,877 Без вас у меня снова не будет друзей!
- 00:13:14,903 --> 00:13:15,723 Ребята!
- 00:13:16,126 --> 00:13:17,975 Есть пара?
- 00:13:21,318 --> 00:13:24,127 Ребята! Не уходите! Только не мой ящик!
- 00:13:26,662 --> 00:13:28,196 Что ты наделала?!
- 00:13:28,222 --> 00:13:31,399 Я столько лет терпел унижения, чтобы стать членом этой компании!
- 00:13:31,425 --> 00:13:33,493 А из-за тебя компания распалась!
- 00:13:33,584 --> 00:13:35,893 Но мы же только-только начали дружить.
- 00:13:35,919 --> 00:13:36,977 Вы приняли меня!
- 00:13:37,003 --> 00:13:40,730 Если вы немедленно не рассорите Робби и Тэмбри, нашей дружбе конец!
- 00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:42,139 У меня не будет друзей!
- 00:13:42,195 --> 00:13:45,304 И у тебя тоже не будет! И всё это я съем сам.
- 00:13:46,007 --> 00:13:49,781 Мэйбл, я же предупреждал, чтобы ты не лезла в личную жизнь Робби.
- 00:13:49,807 --> 00:13:51,367 Я знаю, знаю!
- 00:13:51,518 --> 00:13:53,701 Я просто хотела сделать его счастливым!
- 00:13:53,725 --> 00:13:56,048 Зря я украла любовное зелье у Бога любви.
- 00:13:56,074 --> 00:13:57,658 Стоп, любовное зелье?
- 00:13:57,707 --> 00:14:00,491 Но если есть зелье, то есть и анти-зелье.
- 00:14:00,517 --> 00:14:01,697 Точно, ты прав!
- 00:14:01,903 --> 00:14:04,914 Я использую зелье анти-любви, и все снова помирятся!
- 00:14:05,083 --> 00:14:06,633 Но будет нужна твоя помощь!
- 00:14:06,778 --> 00:14:09,343 К тому же этот прикид тебе совсем не идёт.
- 00:14:09,543 --> 00:14:11,211 -Я знаю. -Сожги его!
- 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:19,429 Пошевеливайся, Зус!
- 00:14:19,455 --> 00:14:22,124 Штуку нужно запустить, пока фестиваль не кончился.
- 00:14:22,152 --> 00:14:25,309 Вы уверены, что огонь можно располагать так близко к ткани и верёвкам?
- 00:14:25,335 --> 00:14:26,874 Я всегда во всём уверен!
- 00:14:26,942 --> 00:14:29,199 Давай, не болтай, а заливай в горелку керосин!
- 00:14:29,225 --> 00:14:30,492 Много керосина!
- 00:14:33,811 --> 00:14:36,500 Идёмте, ребята! Да ладно вам!
- 00:14:36,526 --> 00:14:39,393 Билеты стоили сотню! Я продал свои часы!
- 00:14:39,457 --> 00:14:43,628 -Мы обязаны пойти на концерт. -Фу! И смотреть вот на это? Нет, спасибо.
- 00:14:45,672 --> 00:14:48,211 Они уже даже ходят в обнимку!
- 00:14:48,247 --> 00:14:50,609 Это публичное место! Вас видят другие люди!
- 00:14:50,635 --> 00:14:51,927 Диппер! Бежим.
- 00:14:53,096 --> 00:14:53,774 БОГ ЛЮБВИ
- 00:14:53,799 --> 00:14:55,969 Бог любви! Подойди на проверку звука.
- 00:14:57,302 --> 00:15:00,562 Да, давайте творить чудеса! Поклонники, взъерошьте меня!
- 00:15:02,126 --> 00:15:03,481 Бог любви готов зажигать.
- 00:15:03,522 --> 00:15:04,981 Порядок.
- 00:15:07,136 --> 00:15:08,364 Это наш шанс!
- 00:15:09,857 --> 00:15:11,242 Вот его склянки, смотри!
- 00:15:11,417 --> 00:15:15,086 Любовь к щенкам, любовь к растениям, любовь к музыке кантри!
- 00:15:16,337 --> 00:15:17,265 Анти-любовь!
- 00:15:17,386 --> 00:15:19,547 «Чтобы нейтрализовать любовное зелье,
- 00:15:19,659 --> 00:15:22,779 распылите вблизи объекта, и его сердце будет разбито».
- 00:15:22,805 --> 00:15:23,759 То, что надо.
- 00:15:23,783 --> 00:15:24,305 Эй!
- 00:15:25,277 --> 00:15:27,546 Это ты украла любовное зелье!
- 00:15:27,710 --> 00:15:29,436 Я такого не потерплю.
- 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:32,651 Простите! Но я совершила ошибку и должна её исправить.
- 00:15:32,827 --> 00:15:36,181 Пойми, все эти любовные зелья – очень опасная штука!
- 00:15:36,207 --> 00:15:38,303 И будучи Богом я не позволю…
- 00:15:38,329 --> 00:15:40,233 -Ой! Куда вы делись? -Прости, Бог любви,
- 00:15:40,259 --> 00:15:41,962 но всё это ради друзей!
- 00:15:41,988 --> 00:15:43,334 А ну, вернитесь!
- 00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:46,195 Диппер, лови!
- 00:15:53,061 --> 00:15:54,270 Хватайте детей!
- 00:15:55,452 --> 00:15:56,259 Стоять!
- 00:15:56,598 --> 00:15:58,830 Мы свяжем вас своими усами!
- 00:15:59,902 --> 00:16:00,682 Неплохо.
- 00:16:03,721 --> 00:16:06,514 Большое спасибо!
- 00:16:06,540 --> 00:16:09,342 Нет, нет, не трогайте меня в этом месте, хватит!
- 00:16:09,368 --> 00:16:10,967 Верните мне любовное зелье!
- 00:16:11,198 --> 00:16:13,746 Йо, привет, как жизнь? Вот, держи кассетку.
- 00:16:17,099 --> 00:16:18,722 Придется тряхнуть стариной!
- 00:16:18,748 --> 00:16:20,517 Крылышки, вверх! Ох!
- 00:16:20,602 --> 00:16:22,502 Давненько я ими не пользовался!
- 00:16:23,665 --> 00:16:25,665 ЧАЙ ХИППИ
- 00:16:27,363 --> 00:16:28,629 Диппер, смотри!
- 00:16:32,517 --> 00:16:35,918 Разок пшикнуть каждому прямо в лицо, и всё будет хорошо.
- 00:16:37,332 --> 00:16:39,762 Очень жаль, но вы не оставили мне выбора!
- 00:16:40,098 --> 00:16:42,223 Призраки прошлой любви!
- 00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:45,410 Мы вернулись, Мэйбл.
- 00:16:45,436 --> 00:16:47,454 Мы любим тебя!
- 00:16:48,155 --> 00:16:50,462 Да! Разумеется! Абсолютно!
- 00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:53,320 Ха! Думал, мы на это купимся?
- 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:56,096 Конечно, я выйду за всех вас замуж!
- 00:16:56,173 --> 00:16:58,149 Ой, ты с десятидолларовой купюры!
- 00:16:58,226 --> 00:17:00,221 А ведь когда-то я была в тебя влюблена.
- 00:17:00,247 --> 00:17:01,977 Хватит, Мэйбл! Это призраки!
- 00:17:02,003 --> 00:17:03,454 Только отдай нам склянку, Мэйбл.
- 00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:05,743 Мэйбл, не надо!
- 00:17:06,362 --> 00:17:07,532 Наконец-то готово!
- 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:08,977 Пустоголовые увидят шар
- 00:17:09,003 --> 00:17:10,742 и подумают, что я обожаю молодежь!
- 00:17:10,936 --> 00:17:12,691 «Я обожаю детей»!
- 00:17:13,042 --> 00:17:14,761 Ладно, запускай его!
- 00:17:15,198 --> 00:17:17,636 О, ах! О, нет, буквы отвалились.
- 00:17:17,932 --> 00:17:18,917 Что за «ха»?!
- 00:17:24,758 --> 00:17:26,391 Я ПОЕДАЮ ДЕТЕЙ
- 00:17:26,501 --> 00:17:29,020 Поедает детей?! Но мы же дети!
- 00:17:29,110 --> 00:17:32,286 Это нам наказание за то, что слушали черт знает что!
- 00:17:37,454 --> 00:17:40,239 Мамочка, а эта голова и правда нас съест?
- 00:17:40,265 --> 00:17:42,559 Да, Чарли! Обязательно!
- 00:17:46,184 --> 00:17:48,244 Мэйбл, это обман! Не отдавай ему.
- 00:17:48,909 --> 00:17:49,875 Попалась!
- 00:17:50,753 --> 00:17:53,453 Ну, почему я такая влюбчивая!
- 00:17:53,479 --> 00:17:56,263 Вот так, детки, это вам урок – нельзя мешать Богу!
- 00:17:56,289 --> 00:17:59,350 Только великие небожители, и то не всегда, могут остановить...
- 00:18:00,594 --> 00:18:02,178 Оно падает!
- 00:18:10,866 --> 00:18:13,115 Ну, надо же! Я надеюсь, никто не погиб.
- 00:18:13,141 --> 00:18:14,873 Да, это было бы ужасно!
- 00:18:16,238 --> 00:18:17,756 Ну, и что все разорались?
- 00:18:17,782 --> 00:18:20,240 В мои дни дирижабли сыпались с неба, как снег.
- 00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:21,418 Это он!
- 00:18:21,442 --> 00:18:23,701 Это тот ужасный старикашка с неба!
- 00:18:27,741 --> 00:18:30,670 Знаешь что? По-моему, любовь молодежи – это ерунда!
- 00:18:30,696 --> 00:18:32,989 А вот страх – бесценная штука.
- 00:18:33,614 --> 00:18:35,165 Бог любви! Ты как там?
- 00:18:35,191 --> 00:18:37,040 Будь бессмертным, будь бессмертным!
- 00:18:38,509 --> 00:18:41,381 Боже! Как же вы меня достали!
- 00:18:41,407 --> 00:18:43,872 Бог любви, на сцену! Бог любви, на сцену!
- 00:18:44,114 --> 00:18:46,257 Подавитесь, банка ваша!
- 00:18:46,328 --> 00:18:47,645 Брызгайте кого хотите!
- 00:18:47,671 --> 00:18:49,273 Хотите вмешиваться в судьбы?
- 00:18:49,299 --> 00:18:50,403 Поиграть в Бога?
- 00:18:50,499 --> 00:18:52,500 Вперёд! Вы меня уже достали!
- 00:18:52,580 --> 00:18:55,580 Врача! Мне нужны луковые кольца!
- 00:18:57,765 --> 00:18:59,289 Так, Мэйбл, это наш шанс!
- 00:18:59,315 --> 00:19:01,742 Разлучим их, и тогда наша тусовка возродится.
- 00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:07,062 Мэйбл!
- 00:19:07,642 --> 00:19:09,439 Мэйбл, хотел сказать «спасибо»!
- 00:19:09,642 --> 00:19:12,118 Я раньше так страдал из-за разрыва с Венди,
- 00:19:12,142 --> 00:19:13,603 даже думал, что жизнь кончилась!
- 00:19:13,747 --> 00:19:14,711 Но ты права!
- 00:19:15,261 --> 00:19:16,761 Нужно продолжать жить!
- 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:21,188 Я счастлив! Странно, да?
- 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:24,063 Робби, тут народ комментит нашу фотку!
- 00:19:26,638 --> 00:19:28,871 Диппер, а может, не будем их ссорить?
- 00:19:29,254 --> 00:19:32,355 В смысле, всякий раз, когда мы лезем в чью-то судьбу,
- 00:19:32,359 --> 00:19:34,082 всё становится только хуже.
- 00:19:34,886 --> 00:19:37,402 А знаешь они, и правда, идеальная пара!
- 00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:38,957 Среди готов, конечно!
- 00:19:38,988 --> 00:19:40,485 А как же наша тусовка?
- 00:19:40,733 --> 00:19:42,977 Ну может само как-то устроится!
- 00:19:43,174 --> 00:19:45,150 Может быть, случится что-нибудь странное,
- 00:19:45,176 --> 00:19:47,110 и мы все опять будем вместе.
- 00:19:47,410 --> 00:19:49,345 Ребят, я испек дружеский пирог!
- 00:19:49,371 --> 00:19:50,830 Давайте уже помиримся!
- 00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:53,358 Нет, мой пирог!
- 00:19:55,891 --> 00:19:57,867 Эй! Он пронёс свою еду!
- 00:19:59,395 --> 00:20:00,219 Взять его!
- 00:20:00,247 --> 00:20:01,743 Ого, зацените! Круть!
- 00:20:01,769 --> 00:20:03,423 Это что, наш Томпсон?
- 00:20:05,376 --> 00:20:06,434 Да, это Томпсон.
- 00:20:06,460 --> 00:20:07,893 Давай, борись с системой, Томпсон!
- 00:20:07,919 --> 00:20:10,352 -Забросай их едой! -Чипсы – крутейшее оружие!
- 00:20:10,378 --> 00:20:11,074 Томпсон!
- 00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:14,037 Томпсон! Томпсон! Томпсон!
- 00:20:14,063 --> 00:20:17,829 Томпсон! Томпсон! Томпсон!
- 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:21,649 Томпсон! Томпсон! Томпсон!
- 00:20:21,675 --> 00:20:23,258 Томпсон! Томпсон! Томпсон!
- 00:20:31,254 --> 00:20:33,916 Ну, вот, по-моему, всё вернулось на круги своя.
- 00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:37,041 Может, тот, кто там, наверху, действительно гениальная сваха?!
- 00:20:37,067 --> 00:20:38,628 Всё, как я и планировал!
- 00:20:39,576 --> 00:20:41,266 <i>Козел и свинья</i>
- 00:20:42,892 --> 00:20:44,676 <i>Парочка любящих душ</i>
- 00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:47,468 <i>Живущих в гармонии Мире и радости</i>
- 00:20:47,492 --> 00:20:49,675 <i>Свинья и козел Демонстрируют всем</i>
- 00:20:49,699 --> 00:20:51,245 <i>Что свинья и козел Могут быть семьей</i>
- 00:20:51,271 --> 00:20:54,399 <i>Любовь – сильна У любви есть напор</i>
- 00:20:54,425 --> 00:20:56,112 <i>Какие красавцы Свинья и козел</i>
- 00:20:56,138 --> 00:20:58,573 <i>И вот в законном браке Отныне навеки</i>
- 00:20:58,599 --> 00:21:00,158 <i>Идут в магазин Покупают еду</i>
- 00:21:00,184 --> 00:21:02,077 <i>И даже потом ипотеку</i>
- 00:21:02,103 --> 00:21:06,603 <i>Козел и свинья Козел и свинья</i>
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