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Blendin’s Game
Сезон: 02Серия: 08
Описание
Диппер и Мэйбл узнают, что у Зуса день рождения, и решают пригласить его в аттракцион Лазертаг. Но из-за Блендина, который хочет отомстить, Диппер и Мэйбл попадают в будущее. Ради Зуса они сражаются в гладиаторских боях времени «Глобнар» против Блендина.
Субтитры
- 00:00:11,243 --> 00:00:12,065 Halt!
- 00:00:12,932 --> 00:00:14,213 I've got to hand it to this perp.
- 00:00:14,354 --> 00:00:16,457 No one's broken out of the Infinetentiary before.
- 00:00:16,481 --> 00:00:20,144 He's either the bravest time-convict I've ever seen or the dumbest.
- 00:00:20,705 --> 00:00:22,627 Ow! Ohh!
- 00:00:23,081 --> 00:00:25,805 My time-knee! Oh, time-dang it!
- 00:00:25,831 --> 00:00:27,868 Definitely the dumbest. Freeze!
- 00:00:27,894 --> 00:00:30,862 You're surrounded by the Time Paradox Avoidance Enforcement Squadron.
- 00:00:32,268 --> 00:00:36,620 Anything you say can and already has been used against you in future court.
- 00:00:36,661 --> 00:00:38,732 This is it, Blendin. End of the timeline.
- 00:00:39,214 --> 00:00:40,526 Any last words?
- 00:00:40,552 --> 00:00:43,067 Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh... I-I-I-I...
- 00:00:43,746 --> 00:00:46,324 I invoke Globnar!
- 00:00:47,136 --> 00:00:48,759 Globnar!!!
- 00:00:49,105 --> 00:00:52,334 Very well, speak the name and century of those accused.
- 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:54,052 The two kids that ruined my life,
- 00:00:54,173 --> 00:00:57,371 Dipper and Mabel Pines, 21st century.
- 00:01:02,736 --> 00:01:04,150 So be it.
- 00:01:04,313 --> 00:01:07,635 May Time Baby have mercy on their souls.
- 00:01:51,455 --> 00:01:53,065 Candy! Candy! Candy! Candy!
- 00:01:53,091 --> 00:01:54,106 Candy... Candy...
- 00:01:54,279 --> 00:01:55,729 It's trapped!
- 00:01:55,755 --> 00:01:58,065 Everything is terrible forever!
- 00:01:58,091 --> 00:02:00,065 Psst. Hey, dudes. You want to know a trick?
- 00:02:00,091 --> 00:02:01,732 Boppity-boop-womp!
- 00:02:01,758 --> 00:02:03,146 A genius taught me that once.
- 00:02:03,172 --> 00:02:07,383 This just in. Weather stations are calling for a candy blizzard!
- 00:02:07,405 --> 00:02:10,296 Forget taking off the wrappers. I'm eating these now!
- 00:02:11,652 --> 00:02:14,345 Soos, you are the greatest human ever to live.
- 00:02:15,278 --> 00:02:16,632 That was a mistake!
- 00:02:17,197 --> 00:02:18,572 Hey, no sweat, dude.
- 00:02:18,595 --> 00:02:20,978 -I'd do anything for the Pines family. -Soos!
- 00:02:21,290 --> 00:02:23,847 I need to scratch myself in two places at once.
- 00:02:24,009 --> 00:02:26,586 And I mean anything. Coming, Mr. Pines!
- 00:02:28,504 --> 00:02:30,399 Whoa, better make sure he gets his wallet back.
- 00:02:30,422 --> 00:02:33,438 Wait, I've never seen Soos's wallet before.
- 00:02:33,464 --> 00:02:36,282 Don't you want to learn some Soos secrets?
- 00:02:36,491 --> 00:02:38,171 I don't know if we should be... Whoa!
- 00:02:38,321 --> 00:02:40,266 Soos has a membership to laser tag?
- 00:02:40,860 --> 00:02:42,245 I didn't know they let grown-ups in there.
- 00:02:42,271 --> 00:02:44,926 And look, emergency salami.
- 00:02:44,949 --> 00:02:47,584 Soos, my respect for you has grown.
- 00:02:47,610 --> 00:02:50,121 Jesus Esperaminguo Ramirez,
- 00:02:50,335 --> 00:02:54,723 organ donor, birthday: July 13th. Wait a minute. That's today.
- 00:02:54,749 --> 00:02:56,359 -Whoa. -That's weird.
- 00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:57,856 I wonder why he didn't tell anyone.
- 00:02:57,882 --> 00:02:58,952 Uh, duh.
- 00:02:58,975 --> 00:03:02,147 It's probably because he wants someone to throw him a surprise party.
- 00:03:02,170 --> 00:03:03,194 I can relate.
- 00:03:03,220 --> 00:03:05,892 I've been waiting for a surprise party my whole life.
- 00:03:05,918 --> 00:03:07,249 Surprise!
- 00:03:08,205 --> 00:03:10,060 Too little, too late, Chiu.
- 00:03:13,876 --> 00:03:17,173 More exclamation points! More, I say!
- 00:03:17,196 --> 00:03:18,973 Wow, you guys thought of everything.
- 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:21,493 Grenda, twins are born birthday experts.
- 00:03:21,519 --> 00:03:24,613 We've shared every birthday together so we know how to make them perfect.
- 00:03:27,067 --> 00:03:29,121 Hey, places, everyone. I hear footsteps.
- 00:03:29,144 --> 00:03:30,723 Everyone, be quiet!
- 00:03:31,559 --> 00:03:33,477 All right, you promised a giant hummingbird,
- 00:03:33,500 --> 00:03:35,783 so I'm expecting to see a giant hummingbird.
- 00:03:35,809 --> 00:03:37,836 Three, two, one...
- 00:03:38,406 --> 00:03:38,968 Huh?
- 00:03:39,937 --> 00:03:41,070 Surprise!
- 00:03:41,093 --> 00:03:43,505 Happy birthday, you king on earth.
- 00:03:43,531 --> 00:03:44,786 We got everything you love.
- 00:03:44,809 --> 00:03:46,264 Cake-flavored pizza.
- 00:03:46,287 --> 00:03:47,422 Pizza-flavored cake.
- 00:03:47,445 --> 00:03:48,866 And one more treat.
- 00:03:49,639 --> 00:03:51,874 Razzle dazzle, friends.
- 00:03:51,900 --> 00:03:57,130 It's me, the Razz Dazzler. This is what my life has become.
- 00:03:57,156 --> 00:03:59,331 I...I...
- 00:03:59,610 --> 00:04:02,767 Quick, everyone pose for the Birthday Smiles Memory Album.
- 00:04:08,225 --> 00:04:09,480 Soos, what's wrong?
- 00:04:09,503 --> 00:04:12,518 It's, uh, it's nothing. I, uh...
- 00:04:12,541 --> 00:04:14,459 I gotta go fix a pipe or something.
- 00:04:16,430 --> 00:04:18,112 Whoa, did you guys see Soos?
- 00:04:18,135 --> 00:04:21,055 What happened to... Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no.
- 00:04:21,173 --> 00:04:23,707 Okay, you guys didn't know, so it's not your fault,
- 00:04:23,730 --> 00:04:25,465 but Soos hates his birthday.
- 00:04:25,488 --> 00:04:27,584 -What? -It's a total mystery.
- 00:04:27,607 --> 00:04:29,382 I guess he's been like this since he was a kid.
- 00:04:29,405 --> 00:04:33,061 -Some weird personal biz. -There's gotta be something we can do.
- 00:04:33,087 --> 00:04:35,797 -We've tried everything. -I even petitioned the government
- 00:04:35,823 --> 00:04:37,633 to have this day removed from calendars.
- 00:04:37,712 --> 00:04:39,477 Now I'm not allowed on airplanes.
- 00:04:44,217 --> 00:04:47,194 I don't know, guys, maybe we should just leave him alone, you know?
- 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:50,515 No one should be alone on their birthday. There's got to be a way to cheer him up.
- 00:04:50,541 --> 00:04:51,878 We just need to try harder.
- 00:04:51,904 --> 00:04:55,803 You're right, Dipper! It's time for us to bring out the big guns.
- 00:04:58,280 --> 00:05:00,790 All right, guys, blindfold me once, shame on you,
- 00:05:00,813 --> 00:05:02,508 blindfold me twice... Wait a minute.
- 00:05:03,108 --> 00:05:06,086 Hot dog smell? Sticky floors? Future sounds?
- 00:05:08,023 --> 00:05:10,817 Laser tag? I love laser tag.
- 00:05:10,843 --> 00:05:11,737 How did you guys know?
- 00:05:11,763 --> 00:05:14,298 We definitely didn't rifle through your wallet.
- 00:05:16,221 --> 00:05:18,302 Welcome to the year 8,000.
- 00:05:18,436 --> 00:05:19,958 Society? Collapsed.
- 00:05:20,073 --> 00:05:22,037 Fog machines? Everywhere.
- 00:05:22,063 --> 00:05:24,850 Are these walls just mattresses spray-painted purple?
- 00:05:24,876 --> 00:05:26,832 I think this place used to be a mattress store.
- 00:05:26,858 --> 00:05:29,295 I don't know, guys, I'm not sure I'm up for this today.
- 00:05:29,321 --> 00:05:31,657 Don't worry, Soos. As soon as you start playing with us,
- 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:33,058 you're gonna have a great time.
- 00:05:33,081 --> 00:05:36,140 We promise, no matter what happens we won't leave your side.
- 00:05:36,166 --> 00:05:38,424 Well, I guess, I could give it a shot.
- 00:05:38,584 --> 00:05:41,244 Prepare for laser battle in three, two...
- 00:05:44,619 --> 00:05:46,947 Uh-oh. Better tie down these cowboys.
- 00:05:51,267 --> 00:05:54,410 Whoa! This is even cooler than I imagined.
- 00:05:54,436 --> 00:05:56,878 Look how real these laser guys are.
- 00:05:58,151 --> 00:05:59,680 Kick deflected.
- 00:05:59,706 --> 00:06:01,748 Thank you for buying digicod, the smart codpiece.
- 00:06:01,771 --> 00:06:04,783 -Wait, what? -Oh, no.
- 00:06:04,809 --> 00:06:05,590 Soos!
- 00:06:06,934 --> 00:06:08,862 Mabel? Dipper? Dudes?
- 00:06:08,981 --> 00:06:09,692 Soos!
- 00:06:09,933 --> 00:06:13,054 Nice try, but that's solid timetanium, kid.
- 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:15,335 There's only one way out of here.
- 00:06:15,654 --> 00:06:17,213 Through me!
- 00:06:18,673 --> 00:06:20,770 Oh, uh, sorry.
- 00:06:20,793 --> 00:06:21,815 Come on.
- 00:06:22,597 --> 00:06:23,956 Through me!
- 00:06:24,272 --> 00:06:25,747 And that's what it would have been like
- 00:06:25,773 --> 00:06:29,979 if I'd just gotten it right the very first chance, but it still is effective.
- 00:06:33,542 --> 00:06:35,313 The time traveler guy!
- 00:06:35,339 --> 00:06:39,276 What did you say your name was again? Blendo? Blondin?
- 00:06:39,688 --> 00:06:41,378 -BlarBlar. -There it is.
- 00:06:41,550 --> 00:06:42,962 It's Blendin!
- 00:06:42,988 --> 00:06:44,866 Blendin Blenjamin Blendin.
- 00:06:44,889 --> 00:06:47,446 How could you not know my name after you ruined my life?!
- 00:06:48,211 --> 00:06:49,986 Initiate flashback!
- 00:06:50,604 --> 00:06:53,745 It was after you stole my time device to win your stupid pig.
- 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:58,453 I was cast out of the time anomaly removal crew. My whole life's purpose.
- 00:06:58,476 --> 00:07:01,421 And then I was given ten squared life sentences in time prison.
- 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:04,865 I've spent every day since then planning my vengeance.
- 00:07:06,717 --> 00:07:09,492 And now finally, it has come!
- 00:07:10,281 --> 00:07:13,197 Look, we're sorry about all that, but we're in the middle of something
- 00:07:13,220 --> 00:07:15,680 -really important right now. -It's our friend's birthday today,
- 00:07:15,706 --> 00:07:17,265 and we promised we wouldn't leave his side.
- 00:07:17,291 --> 00:07:20,306 What?! You think some dumb birthday matters right now?
- 00:07:20,414 --> 00:07:21,830 Do you know where you are?
- 00:07:21,856 --> 00:07:25,047 Welcome to Globnar!
- 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:35,175 Is this a reality show?
- 00:07:35,408 --> 00:07:37,184 Are we in Japan?
- 00:07:37,372 --> 00:07:40,224 It's gladiatorial time combat!
- 00:07:43,746 --> 00:07:49,030 The winner gets a precious time wish and then decides the loser's fate.
- 00:07:49,056 --> 00:07:50,780 N-n-no! Please!
- 00:07:54,832 --> 00:07:57,727 And the two of you are officially challenged.
- 00:07:57,753 --> 00:08:00,206 Dundgren! Get me my war paint.
- 00:08:00,232 --> 00:08:02,891 Dipper, we need a way out of here. But how?
- 00:08:05,148 --> 00:08:06,084 I have an idea.
- 00:08:06,110 --> 00:08:08,246 Hang in there, Soos, we're coming for you.
- 00:08:08,806 --> 00:08:10,332 Dipper? Mabel?
- 00:08:10,358 --> 00:08:11,472 Requesting back-up.
- 00:08:11,842 --> 00:08:12,898 Ah! Ah!
- 00:08:12,921 --> 00:08:14,416 Oh! Ah! Oh, no.
- 00:08:15,011 --> 00:08:17,089 -Laser Robbie. -Dudes?
- 00:08:20,652 --> 00:08:22,016 Oh, my stars.
- 00:08:22,042 --> 00:08:24,336 Could it be my little, um...
- 00:08:24,988 --> 00:08:26,258 Lolphy!
- 00:08:26,309 --> 00:08:27,480 It's me.
- 00:08:27,506 --> 00:08:34,100 Your great-great-great-great- great-great-great grandmother
- 00:08:34,215 --> 00:08:36,155 from the past times.
- 00:08:37,506 --> 00:08:38,364 Gam-Gam?
- 00:08:39,731 --> 00:08:42,825 Yeah, neon green is good. This is a good color for me. It's fierce... Huh?
- 00:08:42,851 --> 00:08:46,544 What? No! You can't let them escape! Stop there!
- 00:08:46,817 --> 00:08:48,526 Gam-Gam, how could you?
- 00:08:48,552 --> 00:08:50,739 I ain't no one's Gam-Gam, sucka!
- 00:08:50,762 --> 00:08:52,941 You just got time tricked!
- 00:08:52,967 --> 00:08:54,774 No!
- 00:08:55,170 --> 00:08:57,270 Hurry! Back to Soos' birthday.
- 00:08:57,296 --> 00:08:59,769 Okay. I think I've got it.
- 00:09:04,673 --> 00:09:06,860 Uhh. Are we back?
- 00:09:07,048 --> 00:09:08,618 Oh, no! Look!
- 00:09:09,183 --> 00:09:11,336 Mable, the Laser place is a mattress store.
- 00:09:11,362 --> 00:09:12,978 We went too far in the past.
- 00:09:13,001 --> 00:09:17,313 Time travel. Man, why you gotta be so complicated?
- 00:09:17,392 --> 00:09:18,071 Huh?!
- 00:09:19,032 --> 00:09:21,609 Looks like they overshot their destination by 10 years.
- 00:09:21,632 --> 00:09:24,226 I don't see them. You better find those kids!
- 00:09:24,252 --> 00:09:25,992 You'll get your justice, Blendin.
- 00:09:26,018 --> 00:09:30,260 I'm gonna keep stammering until you find them. I-I-I-I...
- 00:09:31,465 --> 00:09:33,383 -I hate that guy. -Let's move.
- 00:09:36,201 --> 00:09:36,826 -Yeah! -Yeah!
- 00:09:38,491 --> 00:09:40,715 Okay, we just got to go forward 10 years.
- 00:09:40,741 --> 00:09:43,147 We can be back before Soos even realizes we were gone.
- 00:09:43,504 --> 00:09:46,844 Oh, no! The timey thing. It's busted.
- 00:09:46,867 --> 00:09:48,082 Can you fix it?
- 00:09:48,106 --> 00:09:49,839 Maybe. I'll need some tools.
- 00:09:49,862 --> 00:09:51,869 And I think I know where to get some.
- 00:09:55,308 --> 00:09:57,931 Let's try to lay low. We don't want to change the future.
- 00:09:57,957 --> 00:09:59,652 Orcausethe future.
- 00:09:59,678 --> 00:10:01,164 I forget how this works exactly.
- 00:10:01,190 --> 00:10:03,203 Wow, 10 years in the past.
- 00:10:03,290 --> 00:10:06,143 Everything is samey but also differenty.
- 00:10:06,903 --> 00:10:09,461 Doppity-doppity-doo Yeah!
- 00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:12,917 Look out Broadway, here I come.
- 00:10:13,506 --> 00:10:16,168 This dream goes nowhere, Toby!
- 00:10:16,194 --> 00:10:18,527 Aww, marbles.
- 00:10:19,491 --> 00:10:21,140 -Whoa. -Oops. Sorry.
- 00:10:22,134 --> 00:10:23,364 My friend thinks you're cute.
- 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:26,604 -Oh, my gosh. Tambry, shut up. -Ow! Hey!
- 00:10:27,382 --> 00:10:31,108 Thank you. I mean you're super young, so this is weird.
- 00:10:31,134 --> 00:10:33,192 Now you know how shefeels, creep.
- 00:10:33,380 --> 00:10:35,315 Yeah, I... Huh.
- 00:10:35,458 --> 00:10:36,247 Wow.
- 00:10:36,738 --> 00:10:37,919 Wow.
- 00:10:38,817 --> 00:10:42,469 Schlep right up, ladies and gentlemen, to see my latest attraction.
- 00:10:42,492 --> 00:10:43,747 All right, the coast is clear.
- 00:10:43,770 --> 00:10:44,930 Now is our chance.
- 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:52,192 Bingo!
- 00:10:52,895 --> 00:10:54,095 All right, let's see.
- 00:10:54,118 --> 00:10:56,707 Aw, come on, candy. Fall. Fall.
- 00:10:57,494 --> 00:10:58,715 Allow me.
- 00:10:58,741 --> 00:11:00,727 You just need to know a guy on the inside.
- 00:11:00,753 --> 00:11:02,320 Bippity-boop-womp!
- 00:11:03,312 --> 00:11:04,248 Jackpot!
- 00:11:05,976 --> 00:11:06,805 Thanks, dawg.
- 00:11:07,187 --> 00:11:08,797 You must be some kind of genius.
- 00:11:09,276 --> 00:11:11,284 All right, I think I've got this thing working
- 00:11:11,310 --> 00:11:13,206 Dipper, Dipper, look.
- 00:11:13,369 --> 00:11:15,128 No way.
- 00:11:16,421 --> 00:11:19,195 Mi precioso, you keep wandering off.
- 00:11:19,375 --> 00:11:21,069 You don't want to be late for your big day.
- 00:11:21,092 --> 00:11:22,234 Sorry, Abuelita.
- 00:11:23,084 --> 00:11:24,039 Big day?
- 00:11:24,086 --> 00:11:27,390 This could be the birthday where that personal biz went down.
- 00:11:27,416 --> 00:11:30,258 We could finally find out why Soos hates his birthday.
- 00:11:30,284 --> 00:11:31,982 All right, but let's be quick.
- 00:11:32,884 --> 00:11:35,018 I want a piece of birthday cake!
- 00:11:36,597 --> 00:11:39,012 Who's a handsome birthday boy?
- 00:11:39,035 --> 00:11:40,273 It's you!
- 00:11:40,673 --> 00:11:43,006 Soos, you are such a ladies' man.
- 00:11:43,029 --> 00:11:44,924 They're my cousins, Grandma. Gross.
- 00:11:44,947 --> 00:11:46,923 I got you a race car cake.
- 00:11:46,946 --> 00:11:49,743 Man, I don't know why Soos hates his birthdays. This looks great.
- 00:11:51,661 --> 00:11:53,556 Sorry, dude, but could you move seats?
- 00:11:53,609 --> 00:11:54,929 That's the seat of honor.
- 00:11:54,983 --> 00:11:55,897 Uh, who's it for?
- 00:11:55,974 --> 00:11:58,513 Oh. Heh. It's for my dad, actually.
- 00:11:58,799 --> 00:12:02,318 I haven't seen him in, like, 8 years, but he's coming today.
- 00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:03,709 That must be him!
- 00:12:11,871 --> 00:12:13,696 All right, Soos, today's the big day.
- 00:12:13,719 --> 00:12:15,637 Be cool. Be cool.
- 00:12:17,926 --> 00:12:19,071 Postcard for...
- 00:12:19,693 --> 00:12:20,375 Soos.
- 00:12:27,169 --> 00:12:28,551 "See you next year for sure.
- 00:12:29,223 --> 00:12:29,903 Dad."
- 00:12:30,637 --> 00:12:33,575 Hey, don't sweat it, cuz. You'll see him next year.
- 00:12:33,601 --> 00:12:35,603 Ha. Yeah, next year.
- 00:12:39,894 --> 00:12:42,696 I'm gonna go lay down. You party without me, dudes.
- 00:12:42,771 --> 00:12:44,814 Wait, what about your presents?
- 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:45,564 Yay-uh.
- 00:12:48,166 --> 00:12:50,697 So that's why Soos hates his birthday.
- 00:12:50,723 --> 00:12:53,217 It's the day he realized his dad wasn't coming back.
- 00:12:53,243 --> 00:12:55,663 So how much partying can fix that?
- 00:12:57,140 --> 00:12:58,794 Dorks. Young Robbie.
- 00:13:01,809 --> 00:13:04,065 Ay, Soos' father is a dead-beat.
- 00:13:09,695 --> 00:13:13,185 Soos, I made you cookies shaped like dinosaurs.
- 00:13:13,211 --> 00:13:15,482 I don't want cookies. I want to see Dad again.
- 00:13:15,508 --> 00:13:18,622 And he wants to see you. He's just...busy.
- 00:13:18,660 --> 00:13:19,947 Busy in New Orleans?
- 00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:21,107 Ay. Yes.
- 00:13:21,364 --> 00:13:24,465 Trust me, you will feel better one day.
- 00:13:26,686 --> 00:13:28,581 Ohh, this is awful.
- 00:13:28,604 --> 00:13:31,939 We promised Soos a happy birthday, but how can we give him that now?
- 00:13:31,962 --> 00:13:34,057 This goes beyond anything we know how to fix.
- 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,924 -This way! -Mabel, hide!
- 00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:40,440 They've got to be around here somewhere.
- 00:13:40,526 --> 00:13:41,901 I think I heard them!
- 00:13:46,048 --> 00:13:47,812 Trace their chrono-signatures.
- 00:13:48,843 --> 00:13:51,661 Man, the sooner I defeat those kids in Globnar,
- 00:13:51,687 --> 00:13:53,327 the sooner I can win my time wish.
- 00:13:53,353 --> 00:13:55,171 Tell you what I'd do if I had a time wish.
- 00:13:55,197 --> 00:13:57,440 Retire early, spend more time with the kids.
- 00:13:57,466 --> 00:13:59,342 Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah with the kids?!
- 00:13:59,368 --> 00:14:01,857 Don't you know a time wish can literally do anything?
- 00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:04,941 Any impossible problem solved, just like that.
- 00:14:04,967 --> 00:14:06,664 I mean, imagine the possibilities.
- 00:14:06,687 --> 00:14:08,781 Wait, Mabel, that's it, the time wish.
- 00:14:08,804 --> 00:14:10,451 If we defeat Blendin in that space battle...
- 00:14:10,477 --> 00:14:13,863 Then we can wish that Soos' dad came to his 12th birthday.
- 00:14:13,889 --> 00:14:16,734 And Soos' birthdays would be fixed forever... all of them!
- 00:14:16,757 --> 00:14:19,116 But do you really think we can win Globnar?
- 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,850 It's the only chance we have.
- 00:14:20,873 --> 00:14:22,678 Besides, it's for Soos.
- 00:14:23,306 --> 00:14:24,874 He would do the same for us.
- 00:14:28,404 --> 00:14:30,240 Here we are, Blendin. We surrender.
- 00:14:30,263 --> 00:14:31,497 -It's them! -Freeze!
- 00:14:31,523 --> 00:14:32,951 Careful, they're from the past.
- 00:14:33,022 --> 00:14:34,989 They might have powder muskets or slap bracelets.
- 00:14:35,015 --> 00:14:36,510 Look, guys, no tricks this time.
- 00:14:36,591 --> 00:14:38,296 We're ready to challenge you, okay?
- 00:14:38,322 --> 00:14:40,786 Yes! Let the Globnar begin.
- 00:14:40,812 --> 00:14:44,227 Prepare for Globnar!!!
- 00:14:46,107 --> 00:14:47,603 Hey, turns out I can mute him.
- 00:14:47,629 --> 00:14:49,382 Man, I wish we'd known that earlier.
- 00:14:49,405 --> 00:14:50,436 Initializing.
- 00:14:58,242 --> 00:15:02,397 Globnar! Globnar! Globnar! Globnar!
- 00:15:11,834 --> 00:15:13,022 Silence!
- 00:15:13,048 --> 00:15:14,726 Whoo! Oh, yeah!
- 00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,375 That is one big baby.
- 00:15:18,401 --> 00:15:20,474 Welcome, Globnar tributes.
- 00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:23,707 I have a very important nap to get to, so let's make this quick.
- 00:15:23,730 --> 00:15:25,984 You each have a chance to settle your time-feud
- 00:15:26,007 --> 00:15:27,990 through gladiatorial combat.
- 00:15:28,016 --> 00:15:32,170 You will have until time baby finishes drinking the cosmic sand in this hourglass.
- 00:15:32,881 --> 00:15:33,456 No!
- 00:15:33,482 --> 00:15:35,108 Come on. It's good for you.
- 00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:36,077 Waah!
- 00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:37,100 Get ready, kids.
- 00:15:37,126 --> 00:15:39,639 When I get that time wish, you'll wish you were never born.
- 00:15:39,665 --> 00:15:41,519 Or rather, you'll wish you wereborn,
- 00:15:41,545 --> 00:15:43,440 because I'm gonna wish you were never born!
- 00:15:43,466 --> 00:15:45,574 Dream on! There's two of us.
- 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:47,083 And we have hair!
- 00:15:47,106 --> 00:15:49,959 Oh... oh, yeah? Well, I have training!
- 00:15:51,936 --> 00:15:54,032 What do you think I did in prison all that time?
- 00:15:54,180 --> 00:15:57,753 -Uh-oh. -Let the Globnar begin!
- 00:16:20,793 --> 00:16:21,952 Yeah!
- 00:16:33,140 --> 00:16:35,537 Globnar!
- 00:16:37,535 --> 00:16:38,754 Very good.
- 00:16:38,809 --> 00:16:40,926 You have escaped the Cyclocks.
- 00:16:40,952 --> 00:16:43,389 Yes! Blendin for the almost-win!
- 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:47,692 There is only one final challenge for Globnar.
- 00:16:48,005 --> 00:16:50,511 An ancient game, thousands of years old,
- 00:16:50,537 --> 00:16:54,160 chosen for its exemplification of pure strategy.
- 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:57,682 The ancient art of laser tag!
- 00:17:00,016 --> 00:17:03,253 The one who touches the victory orb first will win.
- 00:17:04,261 --> 00:17:06,034 Laser tag? Seriously?
- 00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:08,062 Oh, I know it doesn't seem that challenging now,
- 00:17:08,088 --> 00:17:10,781 but just wait until they turn on that fog machine.
- 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:11,977 You'll be done for.
- 00:17:12,141 --> 00:17:13,395 You just wait until you...
- 00:17:13,421 --> 00:17:14,236 Hit.
- 00:17:14,259 --> 00:17:16,274 Hit, hit, hit, hit.
- 00:17:16,418 --> 00:17:17,314 Oh, man.
- 00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:19,733 -Mabel, grab the orb! -Got it.
- 00:17:22,629 --> 00:17:24,926 It is finished!
- 00:17:31,138 --> 00:17:33,897 -No! No! No! -Yes! Yes!
- 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,387 You have made victory in Globnar.
- 00:17:36,413 --> 00:17:38,004 Before I give you your time wish,
- 00:17:38,030 --> 00:17:41,379 tell us what fate do you decide for the loser?
- 00:17:42,301 --> 00:17:43,434 Oh, jeez.
- 00:17:43,567 --> 00:17:44,465 Death!
- 00:17:45,361 --> 00:17:48,324 -Mabel. -Sorry. Got carried away.
- 00:17:49,215 --> 00:17:51,764 So Blendin did try to wish us out of existence,
- 00:17:51,790 --> 00:17:54,084 but it was kind of our fault for ruining his life.
- 00:17:54,110 --> 00:17:57,412 Yeah, and he's kind of too sad to be a real bad guy.
- 00:17:57,438 --> 00:17:59,508 Maybe if we treat him right in the present,
- 00:17:59,534 --> 00:18:01,022 he'll turn out better in the future.
- 00:18:01,048 --> 00:18:03,184 Okay, as long as you keep an eye on him,
- 00:18:03,210 --> 00:18:06,342 we'd like to set Blendin free and restore his position
- 00:18:06,368 --> 00:18:07,983 at the Time Anomaly Correction Unit.
- 00:18:08,006 --> 00:18:09,891 And give him pretty hair.
- 00:18:09,917 --> 00:18:10,930 So be it.
- 00:18:12,536 --> 00:18:14,922 What? You'd do that for me?
- 00:18:15,518 --> 00:18:16,930 I got my job back!
- 00:18:16,956 --> 00:18:18,640 I feel like hugging somebody.
- 00:18:18,666 --> 00:18:21,040 I can kill you in eight different ways. Yes, sir.
- 00:18:21,269 --> 00:18:25,859 Now, children, what is it that you want for your time wish?
- 00:18:26,264 --> 00:18:29,582 Thank you, but the wish isn't for us.
- 00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:30,520 Not you?
- 00:18:30,714 --> 00:18:31,903 But then who?
- 00:18:32,117 --> 00:18:35,496 Who is worthy to receive such power?
- 00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,483 Dipper? Mabel?
- 00:18:38,615 --> 00:18:41,171 Ah, who am I kidding? I'm not up for this.
- 00:18:42,223 --> 00:18:43,420 Heads, I stay.
- 00:18:43,732 --> 00:18:46,498 Tails, I go make myself some dinosaur shaped cookies.
- 00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:55,598 Huh. That's unconventional.
- 00:18:58,569 --> 00:19:00,251 -Soos! -Guys!
- 00:19:00,274 --> 00:19:02,162 We're so sorry we left you hanging, dude.
- 00:19:02,188 --> 00:19:04,283 We got caught up in this time travel junk.
- 00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:05,963 And there was a time Cyclops.
- 00:19:05,989 --> 00:19:07,039 And don't forget about the
- 00:19:07,065 --> 00:19:08,082 -time race. -Time race.
- 00:19:08,289 --> 00:19:09,750 But the point is, Soos,
- 00:19:09,887 --> 00:19:11,876 we think we know how to fix your birthday.
- 00:19:11,902 --> 00:19:13,147 Whoa. Really?
- 00:19:13,271 --> 00:19:16,324 Wait, you guys did all of that for me?
- 00:19:16,457 --> 00:19:17,972 And that's not all.
- 00:19:17,998 --> 00:19:19,951 Behold your time wish,
- 00:19:20,254 --> 00:19:24,059 the power to alter time, paradox-free, in any way you choose.
- 00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,901 We think the only thing that can make you happy is meeting your dad.
- 00:19:26,927 --> 00:19:28,666 But the choice is yours.
- 00:19:28,692 --> 00:19:31,060 You mean, I can finally see my dad by touching this thing?
- 00:19:31,247 --> 00:19:34,575 And you guys battled through time and space just to get this for me?
- 00:19:36,771 --> 00:19:38,450 What are you waiting for, Soos?
- 00:19:39,794 --> 00:19:42,087 All right. Here goes nothing.
- 00:19:46,667 --> 00:19:47,603 -Wait, what? -What the...
- 00:19:47,626 --> 00:19:48,922 Bam! Fixed you up.
- 00:19:48,945 --> 00:19:49,828 Enjoy, dudes.
- 00:19:49,854 --> 00:19:51,869 But, Soos, what about meeting your dad?
- 00:19:51,895 --> 00:19:54,032 Well, birthdays are supposed to be spent
- 00:19:54,058 --> 00:19:55,547 with the people who care about you.
- 00:19:55,658 --> 00:19:56,453 But you know what?
- 00:19:56,479 --> 00:19:58,783 That dude didn't care about me enough to visit me once,
- 00:19:58,809 --> 00:20:01,705 let alone fight monsters through time and space like you dudes.
- 00:20:01,731 --> 00:20:04,507 I mean, you had a gladiator fight just to make me happy.
- 00:20:04,710 --> 00:20:06,464 I've been being ridiculous this whole time.
- 00:20:06,487 --> 00:20:08,421 Whoever my dad was, he could take a hike.
- 00:20:08,444 --> 00:20:11,539 I know who my family is now, and it's you dudes.
- 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,648 Thanks for giving me the best birthday ever.
- 00:20:13,787 --> 00:20:15,841 Are you kidding me?!
- 00:20:15,867 --> 00:20:17,688 Do you have any idea what you've just wasted?
- 00:20:17,714 --> 00:20:21,727 Do you know how many have died to get a time wish? The wars that were started?
- 00:20:21,753 --> 00:20:22,810 Oh, that's not all, dudes.
- 00:20:22,836 --> 00:20:25,414 I also wished for the slice of infinite pizza. Watch.
- 00:20:27,746 --> 00:20:29,520 And it can do that for, like, infinity.
- 00:20:29,768 --> 00:20:32,179 Phew! That's a good time wish.
- 00:20:32,267 --> 00:20:34,672 There's still 10 minutes before laser tag closes.
- 00:20:34,698 --> 00:20:35,789 You dudes want to play?
- 00:20:35,925 --> 00:20:36,440 Yeah.
- 00:20:37,589 --> 00:20:39,159 Happy birthday, Soos.
- 00:20:40,194 --> 00:20:42,292 Whoa. Thought I heard an explosion.
- 00:20:42,353 --> 00:20:43,313 Whoa, what's this?
- 00:20:44,169 --> 00:20:45,453 Mystery Shack?
- 00:20:46,247 --> 00:20:47,078 That is it!
- 00:20:47,104 --> 00:20:51,078 You are single-handedly the worst handyman I've ever seen.
- 00:20:51,476 --> 00:20:53,095 Uh, hey, excuse me, sir.
- 00:20:53,121 --> 00:20:55,615 Hey you, gumdrop, think you can fix a golf cart?
- 00:20:55,641 --> 00:20:57,274 Well, I don't know if I...
- 00:20:57,300 --> 00:20:58,356 Boom, you're hired.
- 00:20:58,545 --> 00:20:59,857 One size fits all.
- 00:21:00,146 --> 00:21:02,420 Step right up to the Mystery Shack, folks.
- 00:21:02,446 --> 00:21:03,405 Step right up.
- 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,833 ТЮРЬМА БЕЗВРЕМЕНЬЯ 207012
- 00:00:11,243 --> 00:00:12,065 Стой!
- 00:00:12,932 --> 00:00:14,213 Надо отдать ему должное!
- 00:00:14,354 --> 00:00:16,457 Он первый, кто сбежал из тюрьмы безвременья.
- 00:00:16,481 --> 00:00:20,144 Он либо самый смелый заключенный на свете, либо самый тупой.
- 00:00:20,705 --> 00:00:22,627 Ой! Ой!
- 00:00:23,081 --> 00:00:25,805 Коленку ушиб! О, дурацкое время!
- 00:00:25,831 --> 00:00:27,868 Наверное, самый тупой! Стоять!
- 00:00:27,894 --> 00:00:30,862 Ты окружен силами Анти-Пародоксо-Временного спецназа!
- 00:00:32,268 --> 00:00:36,620 Всё, что ты скажешь, будет и было использовано против тебя в суде в будущем!
- 00:00:36,661 --> 00:00:38,732 Всё, Блендин! Конец прямой времени!
- 00:00:39,214 --> 00:00:40,526 Твоё последнее слово!
- 00:00:40,552 --> 00:00:43,067 Я, я...
- 00:00:43,746 --> 00:00:46,324 требую Глобнар!
- 00:00:47,136 --> 00:00:48,759 Господи, ему нужен Глобнар!
- 00:00:49,105 --> 00:00:52,334 Хорошо! Назови время и имя того, кого обвиняешь!
- 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:54,052 Двое детей, погубивших меня!
- 00:00:54,173 --> 00:00:57,371 Диппер и Мэйбл Пайнс! Из 21 века.
- 00:00:57,414 --> 00:00:58,114 ПОИСК
- 00:00:58,123 --> 00:01:00,057 ПРЯМОЙ ЭФИР ОБНАРУЖЕНЫ
- 00:01:02,736 --> 00:01:04,150 Да будет так!
- 00:01:04,313 --> 00:01:07,635 И да смилостивится над ними Дитя Времени.
- 00:01:25,340 --> 00:01:28,140 ДИППЕР
- 00:01:29,503 --> 00:01:30,903 МЭЙБЛ
- 00:01:32,215 --> 00:01:33,515 СТЭН
- 00:01:43,738 --> 00:01:44,538 ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ
- 00:01:51,455 --> 00:01:53,065 Давай! Давай! Давай!
- 00:01:53,091 --> 00:01:54,106 Давай! Давай! Давай!
- 00:01:54,279 --> 00:01:55,729 Нет! Застряло!
- 00:01:55,755 --> 00:01:58,065 Ну почему же нам вечно так не везёт?!
- 00:01:58,091 --> 00:02:00,065 Псс! Чуваки, показать фокус?
- 00:02:00,091 --> 00:02:01,732 Ба-ба-ди-буп! Оп-па!
- 00:02:01,758 --> 00:02:03,146 Меня один гений научил!
- 00:02:03,172 --> 00:02:07,383 Приготовьтесь! Прогноз погоды обещал конфетный ураган!
- 00:02:07,405 --> 00:02:10,296 Фантики можно не снимать! Есть их буду прямо так!
- 00:02:11,652 --> 00:02:14,345 Зус, ты самый крутой чувак во всём мире.
- 00:02:15,278 --> 00:02:16,632 Нет, надо снимать!
- 00:02:17,197 --> 00:02:18,572 Да ладно, подумаешь!
- 00:02:18,595 --> 00:02:20,978 -Я готов на всё ради Пайнсов. -Зус!
- 00:02:21,290 --> 00:02:23,847 Меня нужно почесать в двух местах одновременно!
- 00:02:24,009 --> 00:02:26,586 Готов на всё, буквально! Иду, мистер Пайнс!
- 00:02:28,504 --> 00:02:30,399 Ой! Нужно вернуть Зусу его бумажник.
- 00:02:30,422 --> 00:02:33,438 Стой! Ни разу до этого не видела бумажник Зуса!
- 00:02:33,464 --> 00:02:36,282 Не хочешь узнать какие-нибудь его секреты?
- 00:02:36,491 --> 00:02:38,171 По-моему, нельзя так. Ого!
- 00:02:38,321 --> 00:02:40,266 У Зуса абонемент в лазерный клуб?
- 00:02:40,860 --> 00:02:42,245 Не знал, что туда пускают взрослых.
- 00:02:42,271 --> 00:02:44,926 Смотри! Неприкосновенный запас салями!
- 00:02:44,949 --> 00:02:47,584 Зус, я тебя еще больше зауважала.
- 00:02:47,610 --> 00:02:50,121 Хезус Алзамирано Рамирес!
- 00:02:50,335 --> 00:02:54,723 Донор органов. Родился 13 июля! Погоди-ка, Мэйбл! Это сегодня!
- 00:02:54,749 --> 00:02:56,359 -Ух ты! -Странно!
- 00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:57,856 Почему он никому не сказал об этом?
- 00:02:57,882 --> 00:02:58,952 Ты чего?!
- 00:02:58,975 --> 00:03:02,147 Просто он хочет, чтобы ему закатили вечеринку-сюрприз!
- 00:03:02,170 --> 00:03:03,194 Уж поверь мне!
- 00:03:03,220 --> 00:03:05,892 Я сама мечтала о такой всю свою жизнь.
- 00:03:05,918 --> 00:03:07,249 Сюрприз!
- 00:03:08,205 --> 00:03:10,060 Слишком поздно и мало, подруга.
- 00:03:13,876 --> 00:03:17,173 Больше восклицательных знаков! Больше, я сказала!
- 00:03:17,196 --> 00:03:18,973 Круто, ребята, вы всё продумали!
- 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:21,493 Все близнецы – эксперты по дням рождения.
- 00:03:21,519 --> 00:03:24,613 Мы уже столько их вместе отметили, что знаем, как их устраивать!
- 00:03:27,067 --> 00:03:29,121 Эй! Давайте по местам! Я слышу шаги!
- 00:03:29,144 --> 00:03:30,723 Всем сидеть тихо!
- 00:03:31,559 --> 00:03:33,477 Ладно, ты обещала гигантскую колибри,
- 00:03:33,500 --> 00:03:35,783 и я жду увидеть гигантскую колибри.
- 00:03:35,809 --> 00:03:37,836 Три, два, один.
- 00:03:38,406 --> 00:03:38,968 А?
- 00:03:39,937 --> 00:03:41,070 Сюрприз!
- 00:03:41,093 --> 00:03:43,505 С днем рождения, дорогой наш дружище!
- 00:03:43,531 --> 00:03:44,786 Здесь всё то, что ты любишь!
- 00:03:44,809 --> 00:03:46,264 Пицца со вкусом торта!
- 00:03:46,287 --> 00:03:47,422 Торт со вкусом пиццы!
- 00:03:47,445 --> 00:03:48,866 И кое-что ещё!
- 00:03:49,639 --> 00:03:51,874 Танцуем-танцуем, друзья!
- 00:03:51,900 --> 00:03:57,130 Это я, ваш любимый Весельчак-Тоби! Я покажу то, что умею лучше всего!
- 00:03:57,156 --> 00:03:59,331 Я, я...
- 00:03:59,610 --> 00:04:02,767 Быстро! Снимаемся для памятного деньрожденного альбома!
- 00:04:08,225 --> 00:04:09,480 Зус, что с тобой?
- 00:04:09,503 --> 00:04:12,518 Ну, я, всё в порядке!
- 00:04:12,541 --> 00:04:14,459 Я должен починить там одну трубу.
- 00:04:16,430 --> 00:04:18,112 Ого, вы видели Зуса?
- 00:04:18,135 --> 00:04:21,055 Что с ним слу... О, боже, нет! О нет, нет, нет!
- 00:04:21,173 --> 00:04:23,707 Короче вы не знали, поэтому прощается!
- 00:04:23,730 --> 00:04:25,465 Зус ненавидит день рождения.
- 00:04:25,488 --> 00:04:27,584 -Что? -Для всех это загадка!
- 00:04:27,607 --> 00:04:29,382 Думаю, это как-то связано с детством!
- 00:04:29,405 --> 00:04:33,061 -Какая-то личная трагедия. -Значит, мы обязаны как-то ему помочь!
- 00:04:33,087 --> 00:04:35,797 -Но мы уже всё пробовали. -Я даже писал, чтобы этот день
- 00:04:35,823 --> 00:04:37,633 удалили из календаря!
- 00:04:37,712 --> 00:04:39,477 И мне запретили летать самолётами.
- 00:04:41,147 --> 00:04:42,747 ПРИВЕТ ИЗ НОВОГО ОРЛЕАНА
- 00:04:44,217 --> 00:04:47,194 Я не знаю, ребят! Может, лучше просто оставить его в покое?
- 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:50,515 Он не должен быть один в день рождения! Нужно как-нибудь его развеселить!
- 00:04:50,541 --> 00:04:51,878 Нам нужно как следует подумать.
- 00:04:51,904 --> 00:04:55,803 Да, ты прав, Диппер! Думаю, пришла пора тяжелой артиллерии!
- 00:04:56,056 --> 00:04:57,056 ЛАЗЕРНЫЕ БОИ
- 00:04:58,280 --> 00:05:00,790 Ну, ладно, завязали мне глаза в первый раз – не вышло,
- 00:05:00,813 --> 00:05:02,508 но во второй... Погодите-ка!
- 00:05:03,108 --> 00:05:06,086 Чую хотдоги, липкий пол и звуки будущего.
- 00:05:08,023 --> 00:05:10,817 Лазерные бои! Я их обожаю!
- 00:05:10,843 --> 00:05:11,737 Как вы узнали?
- 00:05:11,763 --> 00:05:14,298 Ну, точно не копались в твоём бумажнике!
- 00:05:16,221 --> 00:05:18,302 <i>Добро пожаловать в 8000 год!</i>
- 00:05:18,436 --> 00:05:19,958 <i>Социум? Уничтожен.</i>
- 00:05:20,073 --> 00:05:22,037 <i>Генераторы тумана? Повсюду.</i>
- 00:05:22,063 --> 00:05:24,850 Мне кажется, или это матрасы, покрытые краской.
- 00:05:24,876 --> 00:05:26,832 Здесь раньше был магазин матрасов.
- 00:05:26,858 --> 00:05:29,295 Я даже не знаю! У меня настроения как-то нет.
- 00:05:29,321 --> 00:05:31,657 Не волнуйся, Зус! Ты главное начни игру,
- 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:33,058 и настроение появится!
- 00:05:33,081 --> 00:05:36,140 И обещаем, что бы ни случилось, мы постоянно будем с тобой.
- 00:05:36,166 --> 00:05:38,424 Ну можно, наверно, попробовать.
- 00:05:38,584 --> 00:05:41,244 <i>Приготовиться к битве! Три, два...</i>
- 00:05:41,268 --> 00:05:42,268 ВПЕРЁД
- 00:05:44,619 --> 00:05:46,947 Ой! А этих ковбоев надо связать.
- 00:05:51,267 --> 00:05:54,410 Ого, а тут даже круче, чем я представляла!
- 00:05:54,436 --> 00:05:56,878 А эти двое прямо как настоящие!
- 00:05:58,151 --> 00:05:59,680 Удар успешно отражен.
- 00:05:59,706 --> 00:06:01,748 Спасибо, что купили наш электронный гульфик.
- 00:06:01,771 --> 00:06:04,783 -Электронное что?! -Ах! Только не это!
- 00:06:04,809 --> 00:06:05,590 Зус!
- 00:06:06,934 --> 00:06:08,862 Эй, Мэйбл? Диппер? Чуваки?
- 00:06:08,981 --> 00:06:09,692 Зус!
- 00:06:09,933 --> 00:06:13,054 Не пытайся! Это чистейший мега-титан, девочка!
- 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:15,335 Отсюда есть только один выход.
- 00:06:15,654 --> 00:06:17,213 Через меня!
- 00:06:18,673 --> 00:06:20,770 Боже! Извините!
- 00:06:20,793 --> 00:06:21,815 Ну, давай!
- 00:06:22,597 --> 00:06:23,956 Через меня!
- 00:06:24,272 --> 00:06:25,747 И вот будь так с первого раза,
- 00:06:25,773 --> 00:06:29,979 тогда было бы эффектнее, но и теперь, по-моему, довольно неплохо!
- 00:06:33,542 --> 00:06:35,313 Путешественник во времени!
- 00:06:35,339 --> 00:06:39,276 Только не могу вспомнить, как вас зовут! Блендун? Блондин?
- 00:06:39,688 --> 00:06:41,378 -Блар-Блар. -Да, правильно!
- 00:06:41,550 --> 00:06:42,962 Меня зовут Блендин!
- 00:06:42,988 --> 00:06:44,866 Блендин Бленджамин Блэндин!
- 00:06:44,889 --> 00:06:47,446 Вы разрушили мне жизнь и не помните даже имени!
- 00:06:48,211 --> 00:06:49,986 Инициировать флэшбэк!
- 00:06:50,604 --> 00:06:53,745 Вы украли у меня рулетку перемещения, чтобы выиграть свинью!
- 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:58,453 Меня выгнали с любимой работы – из отдела по борьбе с временными аномалиями,
- 00:06:58,476 --> 00:07:01,421 и дали 100 пожизненных сроков в тюрьме безвременья!
- 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:04,865 С тех пор я каждый день жил мечтами о мести!
- 00:07:06,717 --> 00:07:09,492 И, наконец-то, теперь мечты сбылись!
- 00:07:10,281 --> 00:07:13,197 Слушайте, мы правда сожалеем о случившемся,
- 00:07:13,220 --> 00:07:15,680 -но сейчас у нас очень важное дело! -Сегодня день рождения нашего друга,
- 00:07:15,706 --> 00:07:17,265 и мы обещали быть рядом!
- 00:07:17,291 --> 00:07:20,306 Что?! Причём тут какой-то дурацкий день рождения?
- 00:07:20,414 --> 00:07:21,830 Вы понимаете, где вы?
- 00:07:21,856 --> 00:07:25,047 Добро пожаловать прямо в Глобнар!
- 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:35,175 Это что, реалити-шоу?
- 00:07:35,408 --> 00:07:37,184 Ой, неужели мы в Японии?
- 00:07:37,372 --> 00:07:40,224 Это Гладиаторские Бои Времени!
- 00:07:43,746 --> 00:07:49,030 Победитель получает Бесценное желание времени! И решает судьбу побежденного.
- 00:07:49,056 --> 00:07:50,780 Нет! Не надо!
- 00:07:54,832 --> 00:07:57,727 И вас обоих я официально вызываю на бой!
- 00:07:57,753 --> 00:08:00,206 Дандгрен! Мою боевую раскраску!
- 00:08:00,232 --> 00:08:02,891 Диппер, нужно срочно сваливать! Но как?
- 00:08:05,148 --> 00:08:06,084 Есть одна идея.
- 00:08:06,110 --> 00:08:08,246 Держись там, Зус, мы скоро вернёмся.
- 00:08:08,806 --> 00:08:10,332 Диппер? Мэйбл?
- 00:08:10,358 --> 00:08:11,472 Нужно прикрытие!
- 00:08:12,921 --> 00:08:14,416 О, нет!
- 00:08:15,011 --> 00:08:17,089 -Робби рулит! -Чуваки?
- 00:08:20,652 --> 00:08:22,016 Ну, надо же!
- 00:08:22,042 --> 00:08:24,336 Неужели?! Мой маленький...
- 00:08:24,988 --> 00:08:26,258 Лолфи!
- 00:08:26,309 --> 00:08:27,480 Это ж я!
- 00:08:27,506 --> 00:08:34,100 Твоя пра-пра-пра-пра-пра-пра-пра-бабушка
- 00:08:34,215 --> 00:08:36,155 из далекого прошлого.
- 00:08:37,506 --> 00:08:38,364 Бабуля?
- 00:08:39,731 --> 00:08:42,825 Да, по-моему, неоновый зеленый мне идёт! Он агрессивен и...
- 00:08:42,851 --> 00:08:46,544 О! Что?! Нет! Не дайте им сбежать! Стоять!
- 00:08:46,817 --> 00:08:48,526 Бабуля, как ты могла?
- 00:08:48,552 --> 00:08:50,739 Никакая я тебя не бабуля, одноглазый!
- 00:08:50,762 --> 00:08:52,941 Это была временная подстава!
- 00:08:52,967 --> 00:08:54,774 Нет!
- 00:08:55,170 --> 00:08:57,270 Быстро! Вернёмся в день рождения Зуса!
- 00:08:57,296 --> 00:08:59,769 Хорошо! По-моему, как-то вот так.
- 00:09:04,673 --> 00:09:06,860 Диппер, мы вернулись?
- 00:09:07,048 --> 00:09:08,618 О нет, Мэйбл, смотри!
- 00:09:09,183 --> 00:09:11,336 В клубе лазерных боев магазин матрасов!
- 00:09:11,362 --> 00:09:12,978 Мы улетели в прошлое дальше.
- 00:09:13,001 --> 00:09:17,313 Путешествия во времени! Ёлки! Почему они всегда так непредсказуемы?
- 00:09:19,032 --> 00:09:21,609 Похоже, они ошиблись примерно на 10 лет.
- 00:09:21,632 --> 00:09:24,226 Я их не вижу! Нужно найти этих детей!
- 00:09:24,252 --> 00:09:25,992 Всё будет по справедливости!
- 00:09:26,018 --> 00:09:30,260 Обещаю, я буду заикаться, пока вы их не найдете! Я, я, я.
- 00:09:31,465 --> 00:09:33,383 -Как он меня достал! -Погнали, Лолф.
- 00:09:36,201 --> 00:09:36,826 -Да. -Да!
- 00:09:38,491 --> 00:09:40,715 Ясно, нужно прыгнуть вперед на 10 лет.
- 00:09:40,741 --> 00:09:43,147 И так, чтобы Зус даже не понял, что мы исчезали.
- 00:09:43,504 --> 00:09:46,844 О, нет! Рулетка времени сломалась!
- 00:09:46,867 --> 00:09:48,082 Сможешь починить?
- 00:09:48,106 --> 00:09:49,839 Может быть! Нужны инструменты!
- 00:09:49,862 --> 00:09:51,869 И я знаю, где их можно достать.
- 00:09:51,973 --> 00:09:53,307 «ХИЖИНА ЧУДЕС» 1 МИЛЯ
- 00:09:55,308 --> 00:09:57,931 Главное – осторожность! Чтобы не изменить будущее!
- 00:09:57,957 --> 00:09:59,652 Точнее не создать новое!
- 00:09:59,678 --> 00:10:01,164 Не помню, как это происходит.
- 00:10:01,190 --> 00:10:03,203 Ух ты, целых 10 лет назад!
- 00:10:03,290 --> 00:10:06,143 Всё вроде бы как сейчас, но в то же время по-другому!
- 00:10:06,903 --> 00:10:09,461 А-да-ба-ди, да-ба-ди-ду! Да!
- 00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:12,917 Берегись, Бродвей, я уже иду!
- 00:10:13,506 --> 00:10:16,168 Всё равно, Тоби, ничего у вас не выйдет!
- 00:10:16,194 --> 00:10:18,527 Какая досада.
- 00:10:19,491 --> 00:10:21,140 -Ой! -Упс! Извини.
- 00:10:22,134 --> 00:10:23,364 Ты нравишься моей подруге!
- 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:26,604 -Да ты чего?! Тэмбри! Заткнись! -Ой! А чего я?!
- 00:10:27,382 --> 00:10:31,108 Спасибо! Только ты такая маленькая, это даже странно!
- 00:10:31,134 --> 00:10:33,192 Зато ты понял, что она чувствует.
- 00:10:33,380 --> 00:10:35,315 Ха, да, я, это...
- 00:10:35,458 --> 00:10:36,247 Ого!
- 00:10:36,738 --> 00:10:37,919 Вот это да!
- 00:10:38,817 --> 00:10:42,469 Подходите, леди и джентльмены! Вы увидите мои самые удивительные экспонаты!
- 00:10:42,492 --> 00:10:43,747 Ну, что берег чист!
- 00:10:43,770 --> 00:10:44,930 Это наш шанс.
- 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:52,192 Нашёл!
- 00:10:52,895 --> 00:10:54,095 Так, давай посмотрим.
- 00:10:54,118 --> 00:10:56,707 Ну, давай, конфетка, падай, падай!
- 00:10:57,494 --> 00:10:58,715 Отойди-ка, малыш!
- 00:10:58,741 --> 00:11:00,727 Нужно договориться с тем, кто внутри!
- 00:11:00,753 --> 00:11:02,320 Би-би-ди-буп! Оп!
- 00:11:03,312 --> 00:11:04,248 Джек-пот!
- 00:11:05,976 --> 00:11:06,805 Спасибочки!
- 00:11:07,187 --> 00:11:08,797 Ты, наверное, автоматный гений!
- 00:11:09,276 --> 00:11:11,284 Вот так, по-моему, теперь должна работать!
- 00:11:11,310 --> 00:11:13,206 Диппер, Диппер! Смотри туда!
- 00:11:13,369 --> 00:11:15,128 Не может быть!
- 00:11:16,421 --> 00:11:19,195 Моё сокровище! Ну, куда же ты убежал от бабули?
- 00:11:19,375 --> 00:11:21,069 Ты же не хочешь опоздать на свой праздник?
- 00:11:21,092 --> 00:11:22,234 Прости, бабулита.
- 00:11:23,084 --> 00:11:24,039 Его праздник?
- 00:11:24,086 --> 00:11:27,390 Может, это день рождения, на котором случилась личная трагедия?
- 00:11:27,416 --> 00:11:30,258 Наконец мы узнаем, почему Зус ненавидит дни рождения!
- 00:11:30,284 --> 00:11:31,982 Ну, хорошо! Только быстро!
- 00:11:32,884 --> 00:11:35,018 Я тоже хочу кусок торта!
- 00:11:36,597 --> 00:11:39,012 Ну-ка, кто тут у нас главный красавчик?
- 00:11:39,035 --> 00:11:40,273 Это ты!
- 00:11:40,673 --> 00:11:43,006 Зусик, девушки от тебя без ума!
- 00:11:43,029 --> 00:11:44,924 Фу, но это ж мои кузины, бабуля!
- 00:11:44,947 --> 00:11:46,923 А вот, торт-гоночная машина!
- 00:11:46,946 --> 00:11:49,743 И почему Зус ненавидит дни рождения? Всё круто!
- 00:11:51,661 --> 00:11:53,556 Извини, чувак, ты не пересядешь?
- 00:11:53,609 --> 00:11:54,929 Это почетное место!
- 00:11:54,983 --> 00:11:55,897 И чьё оно?
- 00:11:55,974 --> 00:11:58,513 О, ха-ха! Место моего папы!
- 00:11:58,799 --> 00:12:02,318 Я его не видел уже восемь лет, но сегодня он приедет!
- 00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:03,709 Наверно, это он!
- 00:12:11,871 --> 00:12:13,696 Итак, Зус, сегодня важный день!
- 00:12:13,719 --> 00:12:15,637 Спокойно, спокойно.
- 00:12:17,926 --> 00:12:19,071 Открытка для
- 00:12:19,693 --> 00:12:20,375 Зуса!
- 00:12:21,793 --> 00:12:22,793 ПРИВЕТ ИЗ НОВОГО ОРЛЕАНА
- 00:12:23,303 --> 00:12:27,103 «Прости, старик, в этом году не приеду! Опять очень занят!
- 00:12:27,169 --> 00:12:28,551 Точно увидимся через год!
- 00:12:29,223 --> 00:12:29,903 Папа».
- 00:12:30,637 --> 00:12:33,575 Эй, да не парься, братан! Увидитесь через год!
- 00:12:33,601 --> 00:12:35,603 Ха, да! Через год!
- 00:12:39,894 --> 00:12:42,696 Я пойду, полежу! Празднуйте без меня.
- 00:12:42,771 --> 00:12:44,814 Стой! Но мы не подарили подарки!
- 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:45,564 Да!
- 00:12:48,166 --> 00:12:50,697 Вот почему Зус ненавидит дни рождения!
- 00:12:50,723 --> 00:12:53,217 В этот день он понял, что его отец никогда не приедет.
- 00:12:53,243 --> 00:12:55,663 Да, и никакое веселье это не исправит.
- 00:12:57,140 --> 00:12:58,794 Ха-ха, получил! Робби рулит!
- 00:13:01,809 --> 00:13:04,065 Отец Зуса – безответственный!
- 00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:08,300 Пусть только попробует здесь показаться, я выцарапаю его глаза и вырву мозг.
- 00:13:09,695 --> 00:13:13,185 Зусик! Я испекла тебе печенюшек-динозавриков!
- 00:13:13,211 --> 00:13:15,482 Не хочу печенюшки! Я хочу снова увидеть папу.
- 00:13:15,508 --> 00:13:18,622 А он тебя хочет увидеть! Он просто очень занят!
- 00:13:18,660 --> 00:13:19,947 Занят в Новом Орлеане?
- 00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:21,107 Да, типа!
- 00:13:21,364 --> 00:13:24,465 Не грусти. Поверь, когда-нибудь всё наладится.
- 00:13:26,686 --> 00:13:28,581 Ох, слушай, это так ужасно!
- 00:13:28,604 --> 00:13:31,939 Мы обещали Зусу счастливый день рождения, но как это сделать?
- 00:13:31,962 --> 00:13:34,057 Понятия не имею, как такое исправить!
- 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,924 -О, сюда! -Мэйбл прячься!
- 00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:40,440 Они наверняка где-то рядом!
- 00:13:40,526 --> 00:13:41,901 Я точно что-то слышал!
- 00:13:46,048 --> 00:13:47,812 Отследим их временной путь!
- 00:13:48,843 --> 00:13:51,661 Эх, скорее бы уже победить их на Глобнаре
- 00:13:51,687 --> 00:13:53,327 и получить желание времени.
- 00:13:53,353 --> 00:13:55,171 Знаешь, что бы я пожелал, если бы выиграл?
- 00:13:55,197 --> 00:13:57,440 Уйти в отставку и проводить время с детьми.
- 00:13:57,466 --> 00:13:59,342 Ня-ня-ня, с какими детьми?!
- 00:13:59,368 --> 00:14:01,857 Ты хоть понимаешь, что можно загадать всё, что угодно?!
- 00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:04,941 Можно решить любые свои проблемы вот так, на раз!
- 00:14:04,967 --> 00:14:06,664 Только представь все возможности!
- 00:14:06,687 --> 00:14:08,781 Стой, Мэйбл, ты слышала? Желание времени!
- 00:14:08,804 --> 00:14:10,451 Если победим Блендина в этой битве,
- 00:14:10,477 --> 00:14:13,863 то можно будет пожелать, чтобы отец Зуса сегодня вернулся.
- 00:14:13,889 --> 00:14:16,734 И Зус начнёт любить свои дни рождения! Мы его спасём!
- 00:14:16,757 --> 00:14:19,116 А ты думаешь, что мы сможем выиграть Глобнар?
- 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,850 Это наш единственный шанс!
- 00:14:20,873 --> 00:14:22,678 К тому же это для Зуса!
- 00:14:23,306 --> 00:14:24,874 Он бы для нас выиграл!
- 00:14:28,404 --> 00:14:30,240 Мы здесь, Блендин! Всё, мы сдаёмся.
- 00:14:30,263 --> 00:14:31,497 -Это они! -Стоять!
- 00:14:31,523 --> 00:14:32,951 Осторожно! Это прошлое!
- 00:14:33,022 --> 00:14:34,989 У них могут быть ножи и пороховые пистолеты!
- 00:14:35,015 --> 00:14:36,510 Поверьте, в этот раз всё честно.
- 00:14:36,591 --> 00:14:38,296 Мы готовы принять вызов и драться.
- 00:14:38,322 --> 00:14:40,786 Наконец-то! Да начнется Глобнар!
- 00:14:40,812 --> 00:14:44,227 Приготовьтесь сразиться на Глобна...
- 00:14:46,107 --> 00:14:47,603 Надо же, кнопка-то работает!
- 00:14:47,629 --> 00:14:49,382 Жаль, надо было проверить её раньше!
- 00:14:49,405 --> 00:14:50,436 Перемещаемся.
- 00:14:58,242 --> 00:15:02,397 Глобнар! Глобнар! Глобнар!
- 00:15:11,834 --> 00:15:13,022 Тишина!
- 00:15:13,048 --> 00:15:14,726 У! О, да!
- 00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,375 Ой, какой огромный младенец.
- 00:15:18,401 --> 00:15:20,474 С прибытием, воины Глобнара!
- 00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:23,707 Мне уже пора покушать и лечь спать, так что ускоримся!
- 00:15:23,730 --> 00:15:25,984 У вас есть шанс разрешить свой временной спор
- 00:15:26,007 --> 00:15:27,990 путем гладиаторской битвы.
- 00:15:28,016 --> 00:15:32,170 Битва закончится, когда Дитя Времени выпьет весь космопесок из часов!
- 00:15:32,881 --> 00:15:33,456 Нет!
- 00:15:33,482 --> 00:15:35,108 Ну, давай за маму.
- 00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:37,100 Готовьтесь, дети!
- 00:15:37,126 --> 00:15:39,639 Я получу желание, и вы пожалеете, что родились!
- 00:15:39,665 --> 00:15:41,519 Или вернее что не родились,
- 00:15:41,545 --> 00:15:43,440 потому что именно этого я и пожелаю!
- 00:15:43,466 --> 00:15:45,574 Мечтай! Двое против одного!
- 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:47,083 И у нас есть волосы!
- 00:15:47,106 --> 00:15:49,959 О, да? А я прошел подготовку!
- 00:15:51,936 --> 00:15:54,032 Чем, по-вашему, я занимался в тюряге?
- 00:15:54,180 --> 00:15:57,753 -Ой. -Объявляю Глобнар открытым!
- 00:16:20,793 --> 00:16:21,952 Да!
- 00:16:33,140 --> 00:16:35,537 Глобнар!
- 00:16:37,535 --> 00:16:38,754 Прекрасно!
- 00:16:38,809 --> 00:16:40,926 Вы смогли спастись от Часклопов.
- 00:16:40,952 --> 00:16:43,389 Да! Блендин уже почти победил!
- 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:47,692 Осталось одно последнее испытание Глобнара!
- 00:16:48,005 --> 00:16:50,511 Древняя игра, которой тысячи лет и которая
- 00:16:50,537 --> 00:16:54,160 выбрана за чистую стратегическую направленность!
- 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:57,682 Древнее искусство лазерного боя!
- 00:17:00,016 --> 00:17:03,253 Победит тот, кто первым коснется шара победы!
- 00:17:04,261 --> 00:17:06,034 Лазерный бой? Серьезно?
- 00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:08,062 Да, я знаю, это кажется вам легкотней,
- 00:17:08,088 --> 00:17:10,781 но сейчас ещё включат генераторы тумана!
- 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:11,977 Вы проиграете!
- 00:17:12,141 --> 00:17:13,395 Вот увидите, как вы...
- 00:17:13,421 --> 00:17:14,236 Есть!
- 00:17:14,259 --> 00:17:16,274 Есть! Есть! Есть!
- 00:17:16,418 --> 00:17:17,314 Ну, почему?!
- 00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:19,733 -Мэйбл, хватай шарик! -Хватаю!
- 00:17:22,629 --> 00:17:24,926 Игра окончена!
- 00:17:31,138 --> 00:17:33,897 -Нет! Нет! Нет! -Да, есть!
- 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,387 Вам удалось победить в битве Глобнара!
- 00:17:36,413 --> 00:17:38,004 Прежде, чем загадать желание,
- 00:17:38,030 --> 00:17:41,379 скажите, какую судьбу заслужил проигравший?
- 00:17:42,301 --> 00:17:43,434 Ой, мамочки!
- 00:17:43,567 --> 00:17:44,465 Смерть!
- 00:17:45,361 --> 00:17:48,324 -Мэйбл, хватит! -Извините, чуток заигралась.
- 00:17:49,215 --> 00:17:51,764 Блендин хотел сделать так, чтобы мы не родились,
- 00:17:51,790 --> 00:17:54,084 но мы виноваты в том, что разрушили ему жизнь.
- 00:17:54,110 --> 00:17:57,412 Ну, да. И на злодея он, честно говоря, совершенно не похож.
- 00:17:57,438 --> 00:17:59,508 Отнесёмся к нему по-доброму в настоящем,
- 00:17:59,534 --> 00:18:01,022 и он станет лучше в будущем!
- 00:18:01,048 --> 00:18:03,184 Если обещаете за ним приглядывать,
- 00:18:03,210 --> 00:18:06,342 мы хотим, чтобы Блендин был свободен и снова вернулся на работу
- 00:18:06,368 --> 00:18:07,983 в отдел временных аномалий.
- 00:18:08,006 --> 00:18:09,891 И пусть у него будут волосы!
- 00:18:09,917 --> 00:18:10,930 Да будет так!
- 00:18:12,536 --> 00:18:14,922 Что?! Вы меня освободили?!
- 00:18:15,518 --> 00:18:16,930 И вернули мне работу!
- 00:18:16,956 --> 00:18:18,640 Я так хочу кого-нибудь обнять!
- 00:18:18,666 --> 00:18:21,040 Только попробуй, и я так тебе врежу.
- 00:18:21,269 --> 00:18:25,859 Ну что ж, дети, теперь я исполню ваше желание времени!
- 00:18:26,264 --> 00:18:29,582 Спасибо, но желание будет не для нас.
- 00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:30,520 Я не понял!
- 00:18:30,714 --> 00:18:31,903 А для кого тогда?
- 00:18:32,117 --> 00:18:35,496 Скажите, кто достоин получить такое могущество?
- 00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,483 Диппер? Мэйбл?
- 00:18:38,615 --> 00:18:41,171 Кого я обманываю? Я переросток.
- 00:18:41,379 --> 00:18:41,979 ВЫХОД
- 00:18:42,223 --> 00:18:43,420 Орел – я остаюсь,
- 00:18:43,732 --> 00:18:46,498 решка – иду делать печенюшки-динозавриков.
- 00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:55,598 Ха, это довольно странно.
- 00:18:58,569 --> 00:19:00,251 -Зус! -Ой, ребята!
- 00:19:00,274 --> 00:19:02,162 Ты уж прости, что мы тебя бросили!
- 00:19:02,188 --> 00:19:04,283 Были проблемы с путешествиями во времени!
- 00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:05,963 Там были страшные Часклопы.
- 00:19:05,989 --> 00:19:07,039 И еще крутейшая
- 00:19:07,065 --> 00:19:08,082 -гонка времени! -Гонка времени!
- 00:19:08,289 --> 00:19:09,750 Но главное, Зус,
- 00:19:09,887 --> 00:19:11,876 мы можем исправить твой день рождения!
- 00:19:11,902 --> 00:19:13,147 Что?! Серьёзно?!
- 00:19:13,271 --> 00:19:16,324 Стойте: вы сделали всё это ради меня?
- 00:19:16,457 --> 00:19:17,972 Да, и это еще не всё!
- 00:19:17,998 --> 00:19:19,951 Узри Желание Времени!
- 00:19:20,254 --> 00:19:24,059 У тебя есть власть менять прошлое и любые события, произошедшие в нём!
- 00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,901 Ты можешь устроить свою встречу с отцом и быть счастливым.
- 00:19:26,927 --> 00:19:28,666 Но решать только тебе.
- 00:19:28,692 --> 00:19:31,060 Я могу увидеть отца, если коснусь этой штуки?
- 00:19:31,247 --> 00:19:34,575 И вы прошли столько всяких испытаний, чтобы достать её для меня?
- 00:19:36,771 --> 00:19:38,450 Ну же, Зус, чего ты ещё ждёшь?
- 00:19:39,794 --> 00:19:42,087 Хорошо! Я загадываю!
- 00:19:46,667 --> 00:19:47,603 -Что такое? -Что?
- 00:19:47,626 --> 00:19:48,922 Бам! Нет синяков!
- 00:19:48,945 --> 00:19:49,828 Друзья счастливы!
- 00:19:49,854 --> 00:19:51,869 Но Зус, как же твоя встреча с отцом?
- 00:19:51,895 --> 00:19:54,032 Знаете, дни рождения празднуют
- 00:19:54,058 --> 00:19:55,547 с теми людьми, кто тебя любит!
- 00:19:55,658 --> 00:19:56,453 И я подумал:
- 00:19:56,479 --> 00:19:58,783 этот чувак ни разу не приехал меня поздравить,
- 00:19:58,809 --> 00:20:01,705 не говоря уже о сражении с монстрами в будущем!
- 00:20:01,731 --> 00:20:04,507 В смысле, вы рисковали собой, чтоб я стал счастливей!
- 00:20:04,710 --> 00:20:06,464 Было глупо из-за него грустить!
- 00:20:06,487 --> 00:20:08,421 Подумаешь, мне нет до него дела!
- 00:20:08,444 --> 00:20:11,539 Я знаю, кто настоящая родня! Это вы, чуваки!
- 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,648 Спасибо вам за мой лучший день рождения.
- 00:20:13,787 --> 00:20:15,841 Ты что издеваешься, да?
- 00:20:15,867 --> 00:20:17,688 Ты хоть понимаешь, от чего ты отказался?
- 00:20:17,714 --> 00:20:21,727 Сколько народу полегло, чтобы заполучить этот шар? Сколько войн было развязано?
- 00:20:21,753 --> 00:20:22,810 Я не отказался!
- 00:20:22,836 --> 00:20:25,414 Я попросил бесконечный кусок пиццы! Смотри!
- 00:20:27,746 --> 00:20:29,520 И это будет повторяться бесконечно.
- 00:20:29,768 --> 00:20:32,179 -Да, это круто. -Гениальное решение.
- 00:20:32,267 --> 00:20:34,672 А лазерный клуб работает ещё 10 минут!
- 00:20:34,698 --> 00:20:35,789 Хотите поиграть?
- 00:20:35,925 --> 00:20:36,440 Да.
- 00:20:37,589 --> 00:20:39,159 С днем рождения, Зус!
- 00:20:40,194 --> 00:20:42,292 Ого! Я слышал тут какой-то взрыв!
- 00:20:42,353 --> 00:20:43,313 А это что?
- 00:20:44,169 --> 00:20:45,453 «Хижина чудес»!
- 00:20:46,247 --> 00:20:47,078 Всё, ты уволен!
- 00:20:47,104 --> 00:20:51,078 У тебя руки растут оттуда, откуда у нормальных людей ничего не растёт!
- 00:20:51,476 --> 00:20:53,095 Привет, простите меня, сэр.
- 00:20:53,121 --> 00:20:55,615 Эй, ты, щекастик починишь тачку для гольфа?
- 00:20:55,641 --> 00:20:57,274 Ну, я не знаю...
- 00:20:57,300 --> 00:20:58,356 Лови! Ты нанят!
- 00:20:58,545 --> 00:20:59,857 Футболка – твой размер!
- 00:21:00,146 --> 00:21:02,420 Так, народ, заходим в «Хижину чудес»!
- 00:21:02,446 --> 00:21:03,405 Быстренько!
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