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Little Gift Shop of Horrors
Сезон: 02Серия: 06
Описание
Стэн рассказывает путнику, зашедшему в «Хижину чудес» после закрытия, три истории: одна про то, как его прокляли; другая повествует о том, как Пухля стал гением; третья же рассказывает о страхе детства Мэйбл — пластилиновой анимации.
Субтитры
- 00:00:10,751 --> 00:00:12,405 Well, hello there, traveler.
- 00:00:12,428 --> 00:00:15,423 I see your car broke down on this lonesome country road,
- 00:00:15,532 --> 00:00:19,157 a place so remote that no one can hear your screams!
- 00:00:19,456 --> 00:00:20,917 Pretend I didn't say that.
- 00:00:20,940 --> 00:00:22,835 Come in, come in, but be warned,
- 00:00:22,858 --> 00:00:26,199 if you enter you may be subjected to my tales.
- 00:00:26,902 --> 00:00:30,028 Tales designed to sell my merchandise!
- 00:00:30,374 --> 00:00:33,311 Tales designed to sell my merchandise
- 00:00:35,397 --> 00:00:37,723 Sorry, I was thinking of something funny I heard earlier.
- 00:01:17,887 --> 00:01:20,129 You've come to the Mystery Shack after-hours,
- 00:01:20,155 --> 00:01:24,209 a time when only our creepiest and most cursed objects are for sale,
- 00:01:24,441 --> 00:01:25,971 like that thing there!
- 00:01:27,473 --> 00:01:29,979 No, not a fan? Too many orifices?
- 00:01:30,149 --> 00:01:32,405 All right, I can tell what you're looking for
- 00:01:32,428 --> 00:01:34,523 is this disembodied hand.
- 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:41,150 Why is it so expensive? Well, that's quite a tale and it's called Hands Off!
- 00:01:41,997 --> 00:01:43,841 No, seriously, hands off, that's not for sale.
- 00:01:44,122 --> 00:01:44,677 All right.
- 00:01:44,908 --> 00:01:46,318 Hands Off!
- 00:01:51,156 --> 00:01:53,143 Swap meet! Swap meet! Swap meet!
- 00:01:53,166 --> 00:01:55,646 Look at all these priceless treasures.
- 00:01:55,672 --> 00:01:56,976 Bobbly-heads!
- 00:01:57,961 --> 00:01:59,965 They agree with everything I say.
- 00:02:00,051 --> 00:02:01,239 Professor glasses!
- 00:02:01,479 --> 00:02:03,395 They make me look like a genius.
- 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:07,011 Look at these faux-gold beauties.
- 00:02:07,364 --> 00:02:09,156 They're mob-boss quality.
- 00:02:11,835 --> 00:02:12,854 All right, kids,
- 00:02:12,948 --> 00:02:15,953 prepare to watch the delicate art of the deal.
- 00:02:16,406 --> 00:02:19,398 Hey, hag-face! How much for the junk watches?
- 00:02:19,498 --> 00:02:21,248 They are not for sale.
- 00:02:21,420 --> 00:02:24,100 Not for you, Stan Pines!
- 00:02:24,372 --> 00:02:27,826 The wind whispers your name!
- 00:02:28,332 --> 00:02:30,252 Shh... Shush, you guys.
- 00:02:30,278 --> 00:02:31,812 All right, I get it, you're creepy.
- 00:02:32,064 --> 00:02:33,611 Anyway, less talky, more watchy!
- 00:02:34,986 --> 00:02:37,766 Get your hands off my watch!
- 00:02:37,883 --> 00:02:38,407 Ugh!
- 00:02:39,201 --> 00:02:40,712 Yeesh! Freak show.
- 00:02:40,738 --> 00:02:43,724 Wow, someone needs to work on their social skills.
- 00:02:43,750 --> 00:02:45,364 And their observation skills.
- 00:02:45,551 --> 00:02:46,286 Boom!
- 00:02:46,434 --> 00:02:48,953 Good job, heisting hands. Mwah, mwah.
- 00:02:48,992 --> 00:02:52,005 Grunkle Stan, are you seriously shoplifting from a witch?
- 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:53,562 That sounded like a curse.
- 00:02:53,585 --> 00:02:55,146 "That sounded like a curse!"
- 00:02:55,172 --> 00:02:57,158 Hey, anyone want to buy a wet blanket?
- 00:02:57,184 --> 00:02:58,718 We got a wet blanket for sale!
- 00:03:00,755 --> 00:03:03,583 I can't survive in this market.
- 00:03:06,660 --> 00:03:07,948 Ha, curse.
- 00:03:07,971 --> 00:03:08,981 Yeah, right.
- 00:03:10,707 --> 00:03:13,681 Wait, is this curse ugly or normal ugly?
- 00:03:14,348 --> 00:03:16,019 Looks like I got off scot-free.
- 00:03:20,159 --> 00:03:21,816 All right, kiddos, breakfast time.
- 00:03:22,182 --> 00:03:23,398 Prepare your mouths for...
- 00:03:24,384 --> 00:03:27,006 Whoa! Whoa-ah! No hands!
- 00:03:27,032 --> 00:03:29,415 Grunkle Stan, what happened to your hands?
- 00:03:29,454 --> 00:03:31,403 So I might have got cursed a little,
- 00:03:31,429 --> 00:03:33,045 but the watch looks nice, right?
- 00:03:33,657 --> 00:03:37,959 Foolish man, thieving hands find wicked face!
- 00:03:37,982 --> 00:03:40,836 You must return what isn't yours...
- 00:03:41,017 --> 00:03:41,835 That's better.
- 00:03:42,275 --> 00:03:45,725 I told you, Grunkle Stan, you got to give that watch back and apologize.
- 00:03:45,751 --> 00:03:46,275 What?
- 00:03:46,461 --> 00:03:48,396 That old crone should apologize to me
- 00:03:48,732 --> 00:03:50,828 for denying my right to buy cheap junk.
- 00:03:51,129 --> 00:03:53,868 I don't need hands, I've got self respect.
- 00:03:57,468 --> 00:04:00,354 Mabel, sweetie, will you make your uncle some hands?
- 00:04:01,268 --> 00:04:02,296 La-la-la.
- 00:04:02,319 --> 00:04:04,190 Hands makeover!
- 00:04:04,216 --> 00:04:06,310 Say hello to your "new hands"!
- 00:04:06,446 --> 00:04:08,341 -In quotes. -Nice work, kid.
- 00:04:08,367 --> 00:04:10,411 See, hands are overrated.
- 00:04:10,614 --> 00:04:12,605 I'm ready to take on the day!
- 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:14,630 Ma'am.
- 00:04:24,257 --> 00:04:25,833 Hey, Mr. Pines.
- 00:04:25,859 --> 00:04:28,993 Should we play toss me a dozen eggs like we always do?
- 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:31,012 No, Jimmy, wait! Not today!
- 00:04:31,301 --> 00:04:32,880 Not today!
- 00:04:35,804 --> 00:04:37,118 Let's find that witch.
- 00:04:39,633 --> 00:04:41,175 According to the swap meet pamphlet,
- 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:42,935 the hand witch lives in a horrible hand witch lair
- 00:04:42,958 --> 00:04:45,608 -on Hand Witch Mountain. -Stop saying hand witch!
- 00:04:49,111 --> 00:04:51,397 Grunkle Stan, did you just tap my shoulder?
- 00:04:51,423 --> 00:04:53,022 Kid, I can't tap anything.
- 00:04:54,741 --> 00:04:57,357 Guys, can you stop tapping both my shoulders?
- 00:05:06,134 --> 00:05:08,051 Hands! Lots of hands!
- 00:05:22,303 --> 00:05:24,997 Look at this touching scene.
- 00:05:25,145 --> 00:05:26,153 Up top!
- 00:05:26,421 --> 00:05:29,258 -You guys, you guys get me. -All right, you horrible wench,
- 00:05:29,284 --> 00:05:30,204 you got me.
- 00:05:30,230 --> 00:05:32,242 Stealing is wrong, etcetera, take it.
- 00:05:32,273 --> 00:05:33,919 Now can I have my hands back?
- 00:05:34,062 --> 00:05:36,281 I have a certain gesture I'd like to share with you.
- 00:05:36,465 --> 00:05:40,286 Alas, your hands cannot be gotten so easily.
- 00:05:40,581 --> 00:05:42,919 The spirits say, um...
- 00:05:43,441 --> 00:05:47,520 that the curse can only be broken by a kiss!
- 00:05:47,739 --> 00:05:48,626 What?
- 00:05:49,451 --> 00:05:50,580 It's all right, kids.
- 00:05:51,462 --> 00:05:52,688 Just look away.
- 00:05:56,003 --> 00:05:57,689 A kiss on the lips!
- 00:05:57,715 --> 00:06:00,635 What? Forget it! I'm not kissing any of that mess.
- 00:06:00,661 --> 00:06:02,334 I don't need my hands that bad.
- 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:04,095 Yeah, you're just making stuff up now.
- 00:06:04,121 --> 00:06:06,660 -Let's go, kids. -No, wait! Don't go!
- 00:06:06,686 --> 00:06:08,414 You're right, you're right.
- 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:10,934 I was just making all that stuff up.
- 00:06:11,168 --> 00:06:13,675 Just trying to get something going, you know.
- 00:06:13,723 --> 00:06:16,018 So hard to meet people these days.
- 00:06:17,237 --> 00:06:19,440 So this was all just a ploy to get a date?
- 00:06:19,511 --> 00:06:20,996 I'm desperate, okay?
- 00:06:21,019 --> 00:06:22,914 But every time I bring someone back here
- 00:06:22,937 --> 00:06:26,070 without keeping their hands hostage, they just run away!
- 00:06:26,096 --> 00:06:28,146 Well, yeah, look at this horror show.
- 00:06:28,172 --> 00:06:31,465 -It's creepy even for a cave! -You just need to redecorate.
- 00:06:31,488 --> 00:06:32,623 For example...
- 00:06:33,306 --> 00:06:35,787 A handelabra!
- 00:06:36,576 --> 00:06:40,133 -Ooh, the hand witch likes. -Then watch me work.
- 00:06:40,619 --> 00:06:42,805 Home makeover!
- 00:06:46,396 --> 00:06:47,355 Redecorate.
- 00:06:49,298 --> 00:06:50,737 Redo you.
- 00:06:52,846 --> 00:06:54,483 Change it around.
- 00:06:54,838 --> 00:06:57,224 You got to do it to make it work.
- 00:06:58,508 --> 00:07:02,547 Okay. Time to take a look at your fantastic new cave.
- 00:07:03,866 --> 00:07:06,124 Men will definitely tolerate you now.
- 00:07:06,150 --> 00:07:09,046 And I left a book of pickup lines on the end table.
- 00:07:09,296 --> 00:07:11,688 Blah! Oh, my goodness!
- 00:07:11,714 --> 00:07:13,191 I can't believe this is the same cave!
- 00:07:13,217 --> 00:07:16,284 Oh, my goodness! I just can't find the words.
- 00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:18,511 How about "Here's your hands back"?
- 00:07:18,769 --> 00:07:19,698 Oh, right.
- 00:07:24,982 --> 00:07:26,659 Shaky, Scratchy.
- 00:07:26,839 --> 00:07:29,936 I've missed you old rascals. You're all right, sister.
- 00:07:32,003 --> 00:07:34,456 -Will you be my boyfriend now? -No, never.
- 00:07:34,972 --> 00:07:36,768 Well, I learned nothing.
- 00:07:37,609 --> 00:07:39,958 Back to my crippling loneliness.
- 00:07:39,981 --> 00:07:42,289 Hey, I'm lost in these mountains.
- 00:07:42,342 --> 00:07:43,851 Could I crash here for the night?
- 00:07:44,124 --> 00:07:46,600 Please, come in. Uh...
- 00:07:48,585 --> 00:07:50,952 "Girl, are those space pants?
- 00:07:51,010 --> 00:07:54,022 Because your butt looks out of this world."
- 00:07:54,144 --> 00:07:55,857 Wow. Thanks for noticing.
- 00:07:55,883 --> 00:07:56,629 Yes!
- 00:07:58,441 --> 00:08:02,293 All right, I get it. You don't want the hand, you're a savvy customer.
- 00:08:02,677 --> 00:08:05,039 But perhaps you'd be interested in buying, um...
- 00:08:07,644 --> 00:08:09,039 this magic pig.
- 00:08:09,090 --> 00:08:10,764 Sure he doesn't look magic,
- 00:08:10,790 --> 00:08:13,005 but there is a very interesting story
- 00:08:13,028 --> 00:08:17,011 I'm about to make up about him, and it's called Abaconings!
- 00:08:17,037 --> 00:08:19,167 ABACONINGS
- 00:08:20,646 --> 00:08:22,432 "The What-The-Heck-A-Hedron!
- 00:08:22,458 --> 00:08:25,975 Solve this test of intelligence and your photo could be on this box."
- 00:08:26,765 --> 00:08:29,717 Whoa. That's false advertising I can get behind.
- 00:08:32,917 --> 00:08:34,013 Come on.
- 00:08:35,065 --> 00:08:35,589 Ugh!
- 00:08:35,729 --> 00:08:37,628 Ooh, that's a bummer.
- 00:08:37,654 --> 00:08:41,444 This is May May and The Hogg coming at you on the AM.
- 00:08:41,917 --> 00:08:44,960 Whoa! Not sure we can say that on the air.
- 00:08:44,986 --> 00:08:48,163 Don't touch that dial, truckers, 'cause The Hogg just ate it.
- 00:08:49,552 --> 00:08:51,099 Mabel, could you knock it off?
- 00:08:51,349 --> 00:08:54,732 I'm trying to solve this intelligence puzzle, but it seems impossible.
- 00:08:55,487 --> 00:08:57,333 Maybe you're just not smart enough.
- 00:08:59,109 --> 00:09:01,028 We'll see about that.
- 00:09:04,322 --> 00:09:07,293 Buried near the falls is the legendary percepshroom.
- 00:09:07,319 --> 00:09:11,137 To increase brain power, grind it up and apply to the forehead overnight.
- 00:09:12,654 --> 00:09:14,856 Tomorrow, I own you!
- 00:09:41,340 --> 00:09:43,903 Ha-ha! I feel smarter already.
- 00:09:44,056 --> 00:09:46,551 The digits of pi are 3.1...
- 00:09:46,755 --> 00:09:47,464 Um...
- 00:09:47,490 --> 00:09:50,227 415926 etcetera.
- 00:09:50,250 --> 00:09:52,659 What? Who said that? Mabel?
- 00:09:52,685 --> 00:09:54,659 Whoa! Dipper, look.
- 00:09:57,805 --> 00:10:00,516 Greetings, friends. It is I, Waddles the pig.
- 00:10:00,860 --> 00:10:02,603 What? Waddles, what happened to you?
- 00:10:02,680 --> 00:10:05,086 Have you been possessed by the spirit of a nerd?
- 00:10:05,315 --> 00:10:09,861 I understandmy transformation may be vexing, but I have prepared a presentation.
- 00:10:10,806 --> 00:10:13,588 Forgive me.My pig arms are cute and useless.
- 00:10:13,906 --> 00:10:16,983 The brain goop! You ate it and built all this, didn't you?
- 00:10:17,009 --> 00:10:18,016 This isn't right!
- 00:10:18,042 --> 00:10:20,530 The pig goes oink. The pig goes oink!
- 00:10:20,635 --> 00:10:22,531 Now the pig goes wherever he can shine
- 00:10:22,557 --> 00:10:25,023 the light of knowledge into the darkness of ignorance.
- 00:10:25,087 --> 00:10:27,524 Whoa! What the heck-a-hedron!
- 00:10:27,688 --> 00:10:28,571 How did you do that?
- 00:10:28,597 --> 00:10:31,389 I can teach you, Dipper. I can teach you many things.
- 00:10:31,415 --> 00:10:33,143 From the secrets of astrophysics to the...
- 00:10:33,307 --> 00:10:34,482 Hey, hey!
- 00:10:37,132 --> 00:10:39,540 Man, I am loving this new Waddles.
- 00:10:39,566 --> 00:10:43,251 Yeah, he's, uh, he's definitely...
- 00:10:43,501 --> 00:10:44,557 different.
- 00:10:48,632 --> 00:10:50,642 Dude, that rocket cart is amazing!
- 00:10:50,668 --> 00:10:52,368 You and me should go invent stuff.
- 00:10:52,394 --> 00:10:54,743 Uh, Waddles, don't you want to stay up here
- 00:10:54,769 --> 00:10:56,936 and record some morning pranks with me?
- 00:10:56,962 --> 00:10:58,813 Mabel, this pig's got a gift.
- 00:10:58,839 --> 00:11:00,378 He needs to share it with the world.
- 00:11:00,404 --> 00:11:03,832 I'm sorry, Mabel. There is more to life than making fart noises
- 00:11:03,855 --> 00:11:05,764 and laughing at those fart noises.
- 00:11:05,873 --> 00:11:07,350 I see that now.
- 00:11:08,939 --> 00:11:12,507 Yeah, you guys just go on without me.
- 00:11:17,738 --> 00:11:19,580 Oh, my kite got stuck in a tree.
- 00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:21,496 I hate everything!
- 00:11:21,519 --> 00:11:23,025 I bet we could be of service.
- 00:11:23,396 --> 00:11:25,732 Ah! An affront against nature!
- 00:11:25,755 --> 00:11:27,090 Ha! Forget kites.
- 00:11:27,113 --> 00:11:30,958 Here, take this rocket pack I invented and explore the heavens yourself.
- 00:11:31,130 --> 00:11:34,528 Forget that, Grenda is gonna look at cute boys through skylights.
- 00:11:40,014 --> 00:11:41,857 I rule the sky!
- 00:11:41,943 --> 00:11:44,159 Dude, that rocket pack we made was amazing.
- 00:11:44,386 --> 00:11:46,681 Don't forget the laser gun we made for Candy.
- 00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:49,405 That's to my enemies!
- 00:11:51,510 --> 00:11:53,604 Welcome to May May and The Hogg AM.
- 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:58,748 Top story today, coping with crippling loneliness after losing my co-host.
- 00:11:59,482 --> 00:12:01,040 Loneliness!
- 00:12:02,548 --> 00:12:04,723 What did that nasty goop do to you?
- 00:12:05,232 --> 00:12:08,088 You're not happier like this, are you?
- 00:12:10,988 --> 00:12:13,716 Ha-ha. This is your greatest invention yet.
- 00:12:13,742 --> 00:12:15,837 It could solve every problem of mankind.
- 00:12:15,863 --> 00:12:18,791 And bring me many potatoes, delicious potatoes.
- 00:12:20,033 --> 00:12:22,830 Yummy yummy for my fat little pig tummy.
- 00:12:22,856 --> 00:12:24,729 What the heck is going on here?
- 00:12:25,300 --> 00:12:28,869 Mabel, you are just in time to behold our greatest achievement.
- 00:12:29,151 --> 00:12:30,862 The smarticle accelerator!
- 00:12:31,487 --> 00:12:34,063 Solving that brain puzzle was just the tip of the iceberg.
- 00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:35,824 With this, Waddles will be able to solve
- 00:12:35,850 --> 00:12:37,996 all the greatest puzzles of the universe.
- 00:12:38,082 --> 00:12:41,176 The origin of life. The meaning of existence.
- 00:12:41,199 --> 00:12:42,678 Why dudes have nipples.
- 00:12:44,795 --> 00:12:49,709 Soon your pig is gonna be world famous, meeting with scientists, presidents.
- 00:12:49,735 --> 00:12:51,986 I wonder if I can teach him to wear pants.
- 00:12:52,012 --> 00:12:53,308 The whole world?
- 00:12:53,493 --> 00:12:55,280 But when will you have time for us?
- 00:12:55,306 --> 00:12:56,592 I'm your best friend.
- 00:12:56,618 --> 00:12:58,310 I'm still your friend, Mabel.
- 00:12:58,336 --> 00:13:00,123 But I'm helping people now.
- 00:13:00,329 --> 00:13:02,083 But what about helping me?
- 00:13:02,109 --> 00:13:04,642 Do you really want to spend your whole life in meetings
- 00:13:04,668 --> 00:13:06,084 with dumb smart guys?
- 00:13:06,110 --> 00:13:08,576 This brain junk has made you forget who you are.
- 00:13:08,602 --> 00:13:10,943 Don't you remember us?
- 00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:16,121 Remember those times
- 00:13:16,144 --> 00:13:19,238 Don't forget to remember those times
- 00:13:19,261 --> 00:13:25,470 Just remember to remember those times
- 00:13:25,493 --> 00:13:26,710 It all makes sense now.
- 00:13:27,033 --> 00:13:31,519 What good is helping the world if I can't helpmy favorite person in the world?
- 00:13:31,708 --> 00:13:34,011 It's a good thing I built in a dum-dum switch.
- 00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:39,675 Waddles! Waddles, don't! Wait!
- 00:13:41,824 --> 00:13:42,902 I'm sorry, Dipper.
- 00:13:42,928 --> 00:13:45,652 In my last eight seconds of consciousness, I want you to know
- 00:13:45,675 --> 00:13:49,608 that science is a horizon to search for, not a prize to hold in your hand.
- 00:13:49,631 --> 00:13:52,615 Also I miss getting my tummy tickled.
- 00:13:54,682 --> 00:13:56,697 Oh, Waddles.
- 00:14:01,343 --> 00:14:03,458 No! Our invention!
- 00:14:03,484 --> 00:14:05,750 I know what will make you feel better.
- 00:14:05,773 --> 00:14:08,374 A simple hug from a simple pig.
- 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:10,598 Yeah, guess so.
- 00:14:16,062 --> 00:14:17,799 Good pig. Ugh.
- 00:14:18,294 --> 00:14:20,651 You know what? You're right. Don't buy the pig.
- 00:14:21,073 --> 00:14:23,213 In fact I'm better off leaving it with my niece.
- 00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:25,652 No shooting in the house, sweetie.
- 00:14:25,675 --> 00:14:28,288 But perhaps I could interest you in something else.
- 00:14:28,314 --> 00:14:30,780 Like these spooky movies!
- 00:14:31,943 --> 00:14:33,440 Movies are great.
- 00:14:33,466 --> 00:14:37,003 You watch the movie, you scare the girl, the girl snuggles up next to you.
- 00:14:37,029 --> 00:14:38,352 Next thing you know, you got to raise a kid,
- 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,677 your life falls apart. Forget that last part.
- 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:43,942 This next tale is called Clay Day!
- 00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:49,809 You did it, Shimmery Twinkleheart!
- 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:54,223 -No, you did it, Cinnamon. -Because you believed in yourself.
- 00:14:54,246 --> 00:14:56,021 Everything about this is bad.
- 00:14:56,044 --> 00:14:58,659 Well, that just put me 90 minutes closer to death.
- 00:14:58,682 --> 00:15:01,112 It's time you kids learn to watch the classics from my day.
- 00:15:01,138 --> 00:15:03,055 Ooh, old people movies.
- 00:15:03,078 --> 00:15:06,763 Get ready for references we don't understand and words we can't repeat.
- 00:15:10,029 --> 00:15:15,049 You're no match for Loinclothiclese. I've come for the golden pants.
- 00:15:19,057 --> 00:15:20,151 Oh, no! Mabel!
- 00:15:20,544 --> 00:15:21,838 Well, your sister is broken.
- 00:15:21,864 --> 00:15:24,405 Oh, Grunkle Stan, I should have told you before
- 00:15:24,431 --> 00:15:28,129 that Mabel has a childhood terror of old-timey stop-motion animation.
- 00:15:28,155 --> 00:15:30,668 It's like her number one fear since we were kids.
- 00:15:31,465 --> 00:15:33,340 Come on, those hokey old things,
- 00:15:33,420 --> 00:15:34,754 how scared could she be?
- 00:15:35,998 --> 00:15:38,897 The Cyclops! His face is made of nightmares!
- 00:15:39,557 --> 00:15:41,678 Kid, it's just a movie. It can't hurt you.
- 00:15:41,704 --> 00:15:42,397 No talking.
- 00:15:42,444 --> 00:15:45,184 They wait for you to talk and then crawl inside your mouth!
- 00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:47,657 Why did you have to show her that tape?
- 00:15:47,683 --> 00:15:49,591 There's got to be a way to get her over this!
- 00:15:53,190 --> 00:15:53,819 Huh...
- 00:15:57,398 --> 00:15:59,533 All right, if we can just get the director to show her
- 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,813 the models are fake, maybe she'll finally calm down.
- 00:16:01,959 --> 00:16:02,895 I don't know, dude.
- 00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:05,532 According to the internet, special effects genius Harry Claymore
- 00:16:05,558 --> 00:16:06,504 is some kind of recluse.
- 00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:09,019 Man wants his privacy. I can respect that.
- 00:16:11,698 --> 00:16:13,391 Well, everyone over the fence.
- 00:16:13,417 --> 00:16:16,233 You see, Mabel, those monsters are just tiny clay figures
- 00:16:16,259 --> 00:16:19,048 moved around one frame at a time by an antisocial shut-in.
- 00:16:19,074 --> 00:16:21,509 Those people are called animators.
- 00:16:23,137 --> 00:16:24,173 Hello?
- 00:16:24,626 --> 00:16:26,110 Mr. Claymore?
- 00:16:26,345 --> 00:16:28,251 We want to get a look at your figurines.
- 00:16:28,277 --> 00:16:30,189 We're not paparazzi.
- 00:16:31,249 --> 00:16:31,939 Aha!
- 00:16:32,666 --> 00:16:35,415 See, Mabel, it's all just special effects.
- 00:16:35,441 --> 00:16:36,965 -You can come out. -No!
- 00:16:37,105 --> 00:16:38,457 Kid, listen to me.
- 00:16:38,483 --> 00:16:41,683 For the last time, there is nothing here to be afraid of...
- 00:16:49,620 --> 00:16:51,137 It's slowly...
- 00:16:52,049 --> 00:16:53,664 swiping at us!
- 00:16:53,781 --> 00:16:56,046 Let's escape by standing still!
- 00:16:56,273 --> 00:16:58,265 Oh, it didn't work!
- 00:17:03,258 --> 00:17:04,432 Whoa!
- 00:17:13,617 --> 00:17:15,680 How is this happening? What do they want?
- 00:17:15,706 --> 00:17:17,702 I'm afraid they want you.
- 00:17:19,658 --> 00:17:22,159 Harry Claymore, master of special effects,
- 00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:24,167 circa 1970 something.
- 00:17:24,193 --> 00:17:27,890 Alas, my effects are more special than you know.
- 00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:29,724 What? But how are these things real?
- 00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:31,370 -What about stop motion? -What?
- 00:17:31,396 --> 00:17:34,878 Do you really believe someone moves these figures one frame at a time?
- 00:17:34,904 --> 00:17:36,066 I'm not a masochist.
- 00:17:36,092 --> 00:17:38,827 I used black magic to make them animate themselves.
- 00:17:38,853 --> 00:17:41,373 It was great at first, but one day...
- 00:17:45,699 --> 00:17:46,816 No!
- 00:17:47,229 --> 00:17:49,243 Where's the heart?!
- 00:17:49,571 --> 00:17:53,603 Now that they were out of work, they went mad and enslaved me!
- 00:17:54,393 --> 00:17:57,512 And now they will turn you into unholy beasts of clay
- 00:17:57,608 --> 00:17:59,043 to join in their mischief!
- 00:17:59,069 --> 00:18:02,270 Well, Mr. Pines, at least you'll finally get to work with your favorite director.
- 00:18:02,333 --> 00:18:05,174 And by work, I mean, suffocate inside a big wad of clay.
- 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:07,595 Help!
- 00:18:07,751 --> 00:18:08,688 Somebody help us!
- 00:18:08,711 --> 00:18:09,688 Help!
- 00:18:09,711 --> 00:18:11,086 Oh, what do I do?
- 00:18:11,109 --> 00:18:13,494 How can I defeat those monstrosities?
- 00:18:16,924 --> 00:18:19,645 Hey, I changed it into something I like.
- 00:18:20,086 --> 00:18:22,963 Whoa. I think I have an idea!
- 00:18:24,055 --> 00:18:25,704 Hey, one-eyed-clops!
- 00:18:26,023 --> 00:18:27,797 Yeah, I'm talking to you, dum-dum!
- 00:18:28,070 --> 00:18:29,287 Come at me!
- 00:18:38,441 --> 00:18:40,719 Wipe that face off your face.
- 00:18:42,128 --> 00:18:44,905 Oh, I've got big plans for you!
- 00:18:44,950 --> 00:18:46,399 Hey, skeleton dorks!
- 00:18:47,204 --> 00:18:49,248 It's "clayback" time!
- 00:18:49,271 --> 00:18:50,454 Whoo-hoo-hoo.
- 00:18:52,708 --> 00:18:55,764 -Dude, you conquered your fear. -That's right. Because
- 00:18:55,790 --> 00:18:58,638 -she believed in herself. -Can it, Twinkleheart!
- 00:18:58,664 --> 00:19:00,902 Just start pounding those skeletons!
- 00:19:03,859 --> 00:19:05,114 Mabel, you did it.
- 00:19:05,140 --> 00:19:08,558 -So you're not scared anymore? -Oh, I'm scared twice as much now,
- 00:19:08,584 --> 00:19:10,634 but now I know it's rational.
- 00:19:10,660 --> 00:19:13,276 Kid, I'm sorry I doubted you. You were right.
- 00:19:13,468 --> 00:19:15,638 Stop motion is pure evil.
- 00:19:15,664 --> 00:19:17,544 And probably really expensive.
- 00:19:17,570 --> 00:19:19,614 Incredibly expensive.
- 00:19:20,841 --> 00:19:22,536 This is an impressive fight though.
- 00:19:22,637 --> 00:19:24,397 I'm glad I'm facing towards it.
- 00:19:25,617 --> 00:19:26,993 Yay!
- 00:19:27,172 --> 00:19:28,290 That was the best part.
- 00:19:34,946 --> 00:19:38,331 Well, I think today we learned that you can remold your fears.
- 00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:40,800 I'm just glad none of us got turned into clay.
- 00:19:41,019 --> 00:19:42,394 Holy Toledo!
- 00:19:43,674 --> 00:19:45,889 Who wants to see me change into most anything?
- 00:19:48,247 --> 00:19:51,495 I can walk through walls. Whoa!
- 00:19:52,762 --> 00:19:53,970 We're safe now, kids.
- 00:19:54,598 --> 00:19:55,337 We're safe.
- 00:19:56,673 --> 00:19:59,538 I don't get it. You don't want the pig, you don't want my tapes,
- 00:19:59,561 --> 00:20:00,860 what are you gonna buy?
- 00:20:01,431 --> 00:20:03,312 How about this delicious potion?
- 00:20:03,475 --> 00:20:05,593 Here, have a free sample.
- 00:20:12,809 --> 00:20:15,497 You should have bought my merch when you had the chance, buddy.
- 00:20:15,945 --> 00:20:17,083 But that's okay.
- 00:20:17,371 --> 00:20:19,905 I'll have something new for sale very soon.
- 00:20:23,936 --> 00:20:26,024 And here we have our latest attraction.
- 00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:27,581 The legendary Cheapskate!
- 00:20:27,973 --> 00:20:29,366 I saw it blinking.
- 00:20:30,116 --> 00:20:31,626 Just an optical illusion.
- 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,184 Come along, everyone.
- 00:20:33,207 --> 00:20:34,343 Step right up!
- 00:20:37,962 --> 00:20:39,386 That's right, I'm a jerk.
- 00:20:39,785 --> 00:20:42,152 Hey, want to play tic-tac-toe?
- 00:20:45,260 --> 00:20:47,783 Hey, I wanted to be Xs, let me be Xs.
- 00:20:47,809 --> 00:20:49,546 Trust me, just let her be Xs.
- 00:20:50,990 --> 00:20:51,890 Yay!
- 00:20:53,004 --> 00:20:55,374 Actually I'm sorry. I changed my mind, I'll be Os.
- 00:20:56,653 --> 00:20:58,541 Okay, you're gonna hate me right now,
- 00:20:58,567 --> 00:21:00,645 but is Xs still a possibility?
- 00:21:04,036 --> 00:21:05,835 I don't think you're playing this right.
- 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:06,540 ВОЗВРАТА НЕТ
- 00:00:10,751 --> 00:00:12,405 Приветствую тебя, путник!
- 00:00:12,428 --> 00:00:15,423 Смотрю, у тебя в нашей глухомани заглохла машина!
- 00:00:15,532 --> 00:00:19,157 Здесь так безлюдно кричи – не кричи, никто не услышит!
- 00:00:19,456 --> 00:00:20,917 Эй, это была шутка!
- 00:00:20,940 --> 00:00:22,835 Входи, входи, но осторожно!
- 00:00:22,858 --> 00:00:26,199 Ведь если войдешь, то будешь слушать мои истории!
- 00:00:26,902 --> 00:00:30,028 Истории, созданные для повышения продаж!
- 00:00:30,374 --> 00:00:33,311 ИСТОРИИ, СОЗДАННЫЕ ДЛЯ ПОВЫШЕНИЯ ПРОДАЖ
- 00:00:35,397 --> 00:00:37,723 Извини, просто вспомнил одну смешную шутку.
- 00:00:54,519 --> 00:00:57,319 ДИППЕР
- 00:00:58,807 --> 00:01:00,207 МЭЙБЛ
- 00:01:01,434 --> 00:01:02,734 СТЭН
- 00:01:12,886 --> 00:01:14,486 ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ
- 00:01:17,887 --> 00:01:20,129 Ты в «Хижине чудес» после закрытия,
- 00:01:20,155 --> 00:01:24,209 когда на продажу выставляются только самые омерзительные товары!
- 00:01:24,441 --> 00:01:25,971 Типа вот таких!
- 00:01:27,473 --> 00:01:29,979 Нет? Не нравится? Слишком омерзителен?
- 00:01:30,149 --> 00:01:32,405 Ну, ладно, тогда ты, наверное, ищешь это!
- 00:01:32,428 --> 00:01:34,523 Оттяпанную мёртвую руку!
- 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:41,150 Почему так дорого, да? Ну, ха-ха долгая история, она называется: «руки прочь»!
- 00:01:41,997 --> 00:01:43,841 Серьёзно, руки прочь. Это не продаётся!
- 00:01:44,122 --> 00:01:44,677 Ну, ладно!
- 00:01:44,908 --> 00:01:46,318 Руки прочь!
- 00:01:46,363 --> 00:01:48,530 РУКИ ПРОЧЬ
- 00:01:48,792 --> 00:01:50,792 БЛОШИНЫЙ РЫНОК ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ
- 00:01:51,156 --> 00:01:53,143 Барахолка, барахолка, барахолка!
- 00:01:53,166 --> 00:01:55,646 Смотрите сколько бесценных сокровищ!
- 00:01:55,672 --> 00:01:56,976 Болванчики!
- 00:01:57,961 --> 00:01:59,965 Что я ни скажу, они согласны.
- 00:02:00,051 --> 00:02:01,239 Профессорские очки!
- 00:02:01,479 --> 00:02:03,395 В них я выгляжу как гений-ученый!
- 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:07,011 Ну, надо же, почти что золотые!
- 00:02:07,364 --> 00:02:09,156 Марки «крутой мафиози»!
- 00:02:09,711 --> 00:02:11,310 ОДИНОКАЯ КАРГА СОВЕТЫ ДЛЯ ВЕДЬМ
- 00:02:11,835 --> 00:02:12,854 Ладно, дети!
- 00:02:12,948 --> 00:02:15,953 Сейчас дядя Стэн покажет вам искусство щипача!
- 00:02:16,406 --> 00:02:19,398 Эй, старушенция! Сколько стоят поддельные часы?
- 00:02:19,498 --> 00:02:21,248 Они не продаются!
- 00:02:21,420 --> 00:02:24,100 Тебе не продам, Стэн Пайнс!
- 00:02:24,372 --> 00:02:27,826 Это ветер шепнул мне твоё имя!
- 00:02:28,332 --> 00:02:30,252 Шш! Можно потише.
- 00:02:30,278 --> 00:02:31,812 Понял, тебя надо бояться!
- 00:02:32,064 --> 00:02:33,611 Короче, давай ближе к делу.
- 00:02:34,986 --> 00:02:37,766 Руки прочь от моих часов!
- 00:02:39,201 --> 00:02:40,712 Фу! Ненормальная.
- 00:02:40,738 --> 00:02:43,724 Да уж, кто-то явно не умеет общаться с людьми!
- 00:02:43,750 --> 00:02:45,364 А ещё следить за руками!
- 00:02:45,551 --> 00:02:46,286 Бум!
- 00:02:46,434 --> 00:02:48,953 Молодцы, мои рученьки!
- 00:02:48,992 --> 00:02:52,005 Дядя Стэн, ты что, серьезно стащил часы у старой ведьмы?
- 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:53,562 Может плохо кончиться.
- 00:02:53,585 --> 00:02:55,146 «Может плохо кончиться!»
- 00:02:55,172 --> 00:02:57,158 Кому нужен зануда, недорого?
- 00:02:57,184 --> 00:02:58,718 Мокрые простыни в придачу!
- 00:03:00,755 --> 00:03:03,583 Я не конкурент на этом рынке.
- 00:03:06,660 --> 00:03:07,948 Ха! Ведьма!
- 00:03:07,971 --> 00:03:08,981 Да, как же!
- 00:03:10,707 --> 00:03:13,681 Стоп, это я заколдован, или просто старый?
- 00:03:14,348 --> 00:03:16,019 Часики достались мне даром!
- 00:03:20,159 --> 00:03:21,816 Так, дети, вот вам завтрак!
- 00:03:22,182 --> 00:03:23,398 Приготовьте рты для...
- 00:03:24,384 --> 00:03:27,006 Нет рук!
- 00:03:27,032 --> 00:03:29,415 Дядя Стэн, что с твоими руками?
- 00:03:29,454 --> 00:03:31,403 Наверное, чары подействовали!
- 00:03:31,429 --> 00:03:33,045 Но часы крутые, да?
- 00:03:33,657 --> 00:03:37,959 Глупый старик! Руки вора ведут его к позору!
- 00:03:37,982 --> 00:03:40,836 Верни то, что не твоё, и тогда...
- 00:03:41,017 --> 00:03:41,835 Так-то лучше.
- 00:03:42,275 --> 00:03:45,725 Я же говорил, Дядя Стэн: ты должен отдать ведьме часы и извиниться.
- 00:03:45,751 --> 00:03:46,275 Чё?!
- 00:03:46,461 --> 00:03:48,396 Это старая карга должна извиниться,
- 00:03:48,732 --> 00:03:50,828 что отказалась продавать свою дешевку!
- 00:03:51,129 --> 00:03:53,868 Плевать на руки! Зато у меня есть гордость!
- 00:03:57,468 --> 00:04:00,354 Мэйбл, детка, сделаешь дедушке пару рук?
- 00:04:01,268 --> 00:04:02,296 Ла-ла-ла!
- 00:04:02,319 --> 00:04:04,190 Пыльца фей, полетела!
- 00:04:04,216 --> 00:04:06,310 Поздоровайся с новыми руками!
- 00:04:06,446 --> 00:04:08,341 -В кавычках. -Молодец, детка!
- 00:04:08,367 --> 00:04:10,411 Видишь? Руки – плёвое дело!
- 00:04:10,614 --> 00:04:12,605 Я готов встретить новый день!
- 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:14,630 Мэм!
- 00:04:24,257 --> 00:04:25,833 Здрасьте, мистер Пайнс!
- 00:04:25,859 --> 00:04:28,993 Сыграем, как обычно, в игру «Поймай дюжину яиц руками»?
- 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:31,012 Нет, Джимми, стой. Не сегодня!
- 00:04:31,301 --> 00:04:32,880 Не сегодня!
- 00:04:35,804 --> 00:04:37,118 Надо найти ведьму.
- 00:04:39,633 --> 00:04:41,175 Согласно справочнику барахолки,
- 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:42,935 Ручная Ведьма живет на Ручной Горе
- 00:04:42,958 --> 00:04:45,608 -в Ручной Пещере. -Хватит повторять: «ручной»!
- 00:04:49,111 --> 00:04:51,397 Дядя Стэн, это ты тронул меня за плечо?
- 00:04:51,423 --> 00:04:53,022 Я ничего не могу тронуть!
- 00:04:54,741 --> 00:04:57,357 Ребят, хватит уже хлопать меня по обоим плечам.
- 00:05:06,134 --> 00:05:08,051 Руки! Много рук!
- 00:05:22,303 --> 00:05:24,997 Ну, какая «трогательная» сцена!
- 00:05:25,145 --> 00:05:26,153 Дай пять!
- 00:05:26,421 --> 00:05:29,258 -Вы меня нашли. -Ладно, жуткая старуха,
- 00:05:29,284 --> 00:05:30,204 твоя взяла!
- 00:05:30,230 --> 00:05:32,242 Воровать – плохо, бла-бла-бла, бери!
- 00:05:32,273 --> 00:05:33,919 Можешь теперь вернуть руки?
- 00:05:34,062 --> 00:05:36,281 Я тебе один интересный жест покажу.
- 00:05:36,465 --> 00:05:40,286 К сожалению, ты не сможешь получить свои ручки так просто!
- 00:05:40,581 --> 00:05:42,919 Духи говорят...
- 00:05:43,441 --> 00:05:47,520 что страшное заклятье можно снять только поцелуем!
- 00:05:47,739 --> 00:05:48,626 Что?
- 00:05:49,451 --> 00:05:50,580 Ничего, дети!
- 00:05:51,462 --> 00:05:52,688 Отвернитесь!
- 00:05:56,003 --> 00:05:57,689 Нужен поцелуй в губы!
- 00:05:57,715 --> 00:06:00,635 Что?! Еще чего! Не буду целовать тебя в губы!
- 00:06:00,661 --> 00:06:02,334 Руки не настолько мне нужны!
- 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:04,095 К тому же, это условие вы выдумали!
- 00:06:04,121 --> 00:06:06,660 -Уходим, дети всё! -Нет, не уходите!
- 00:06:06,686 --> 00:06:08,414 Вы правы, правы.
- 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:10,934 Я, ну да, я выдумала это условие!
- 00:06:11,168 --> 00:06:13,675 Просто мне тут так одиноко и грустно!
- 00:06:13,723 --> 00:06:16,018 В наши дни людей почти не встретишь.
- 00:06:17,237 --> 00:06:19,440 Так вы хотели найти собеседника?
- 00:06:19,511 --> 00:06:20,996 Ну, а что мне было делать?!
- 00:06:21,019 --> 00:06:22,914 Стоит мне кого-то сюда затащить,
- 00:06:22,937 --> 00:06:26,070 не забирая перед этим у них руки, они сразу сбегают!
- 00:06:26,096 --> 00:06:28,146 Это понятно: посмотри, какой ужас!
- 00:06:28,172 --> 00:06:31,465 -У тебя здесь страшнее, чем в склепе! -Вам нужна помощь дизайнера!
- 00:06:31,488 --> 00:06:32,623 Например, вот:
- 00:06:33,306 --> 00:06:35,787 как вам этот руколябр?!
- 00:06:36,576 --> 00:06:40,133 -О, Ручной ведьме нравится! -Ну, тогда продолжим!
- 00:06:40,619 --> 00:06:42,805 Пещерный вопрос!
- 00:06:45,611 --> 00:06:46,871 ДИППЕР: КОНСУЛЬТАНТ ПО ЖИВОПИСИ
- 00:06:46,896 --> 00:06:47,555 Клеим обои!
- 00:06:48,449 --> 00:06:49,273 МЭЙБЛ: КОЛОРИСТ
- 00:06:49,298 --> 00:06:50,737 Подбираем оттенок!
- 00:06:52,136 --> 00:06:53,021 СТЭН: ПАРЕНЬ С МОЛОТКОМ
- 00:06:53,046 --> 00:06:54,683 Разбиваем на зоны!
- 00:06:54,838 --> 00:06:57,224 Работаем над созданием атмосферы!
- 00:06:58,508 --> 00:07:02,547 Ну что, вы готовы увидеть вашу новую старую пещеру?
- 00:07:03,866 --> 00:07:06,124 Соблюдены все принципы дизайна интерьеров!
- 00:07:06,150 --> 00:07:09,046 А на столике – энциклопедия фраз для знакомств.
- 00:07:09,296 --> 00:07:11,688 Боже ж ты мой!
- 00:07:11,714 --> 00:07:16,284 И это моя пещера? Просто невероятно! Я даже не знаю, что сказать!
- 00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:18,511 Может быть: «Вот твои руки, Стэн».
- 00:07:18,769 --> 00:07:19,698 О, да.
- 00:07:24,982 --> 00:07:26,659 Держалка, Чесалка!
- 00:07:26,839 --> 00:07:29,936 Как же я соскучился! Спасибо тебе, сестричка.
- 00:07:32,003 --> 00:07:34,456 -Теперь будешь моим бойфрендом? -Нет! Ни за что!
- 00:07:34,972 --> 00:07:36,768 А я ничему не научился.
- 00:07:37,609 --> 00:07:39,958 Ну, вот и опять одиночество.
- 00:07:39,981 --> 00:07:42,289 Здрасьте, я заблудился в горах!
- 00:07:42,342 --> 00:07:43,851 Можно у вас переночевать?
- 00:07:44,124 --> 00:07:46,600 Конечно, входи!
- 00:07:48,585 --> 00:07:50,952 «Девушка это на вас лосины?
- 00:07:51,010 --> 00:07:54,022 Они подчёркивают ваши обольстительные формы!»
- 00:07:54,144 --> 00:07:55,857 Ого, спасибо за комплимент.
- 00:07:55,883 --> 00:07:56,629 Да!
- 00:07:58,441 --> 00:08:02,293 Ладно, я понял: рука не нужна! Требовательный покупатель!
- 00:08:02,677 --> 00:08:05,039 Но может, тогда ты захочешь купить...
- 00:08:07,644 --> 00:08:09,039 волшебную свинью?
- 00:08:09,090 --> 00:08:10,764 На вид – самая обыкновенная,
- 00:08:10,790 --> 00:08:13,005 но я расскажу тебе о ней необычную
- 00:08:13,028 --> 00:08:17,011 и интересную историю! Называется: «Откросвиние».
- 00:08:17,037 --> 00:08:19,167 ОТКРОСВИНИЕ
- 00:08:20,646 --> 00:08:22,432 «Фик-знает-сколько-гранник!
- 00:08:22,458 --> 00:08:25,975 Пройдите этот тест на интеллект, и ваше фото будет на коробке!»
- 00:08:26,765 --> 00:08:29,717 Ого, ну, на эту глупую рекламу мне наплевать!
- 00:08:32,917 --> 00:08:34,013 Ну, давай!
- 00:08:35,065 --> 00:08:35,589 У!
- 00:08:35,729 --> 00:08:37,628 Какая досада!
- 00:08:37,654 --> 00:08:41,444 В студии Мэй-Мэй и Мистер Хряк! Как всегда на средней волне!
- 00:08:41,917 --> 00:08:44,960 Тихо-тихо, коллега! В прямом эфире такое не говорят!
- 00:08:44,986 --> 00:08:48,163 Не трогайте настройки, ребята, потому что Хряк съел бегунок.
- 00:08:49,552 --> 00:08:51,099 Слушай, Мэйбл, может, хватит?
- 00:08:51,349 --> 00:08:54,732 Я пытаюсь собрать эту головоломку, но, по-моему, это невозможно.
- 00:08:55,487 --> 00:08:57,333 Может, ты просто не достаточно умный?
- 00:08:59,109 --> 00:09:01,028 Ну, это мы еще посмотрим!
- 00:09:04,322 --> 00:09:07,293 У водопада растет легендарный гриб-мозговик!
- 00:09:07,319 --> 00:09:11,137 Чтобы усилить интеллект, разомните гриб в ступке и намажьте соком лоб!
- 00:09:12,654 --> 00:09:14,856 Уже завтра я тебя победю!
- 00:09:34,386 --> 00:09:36,986 НЕВРОЛОГИЯ. КРИПТОЛОГИЯ. ЭНЦИКЛОПЕДИЯ.
- 00:09:41,340 --> 00:09:43,903 Ха-ха! Я уже явно стал умнее!
- 00:09:44,056 --> 00:09:46,551 Число «пи» – это: три, запятая, один...
- 00:09:47,490 --> 00:09:50,227 415926 и так далее.
- 00:09:50,250 --> 00:09:52,659 Что? Кто это? Эй, Мэйбл?
- 00:09:52,685 --> 00:09:54,659 Диппер, смотри!
- 00:09:57,805 --> 00:10:00,516 Приветствую, друзья. Это я, поросенок Пухля.
- 00:10:00,860 --> 00:10:02,603 -Что? -Пухля, что с тобой случилось?
- 00:10:02,680 --> 00:10:05,086 Неужели в тебя вселился дух ботаника?
- 00:10:05,315 --> 00:10:09,861 Моя трансформация может показаться вам пугающей, но я приготовил презентацию!
- 00:10:10,806 --> 00:10:13,588 Простите! Копытцами сложно нажимать кнопки.
- 00:10:13,906 --> 00:10:16,983 Гриб-мозговик! Ты съел его и сразу стал гением, верно?
- 00:10:17,009 --> 00:10:18,016 Это неправильно!
- 00:10:18,042 --> 00:10:20,530 Свиньи хрюкают! Все свиньи хрюкают!
- 00:10:20,635 --> 00:10:22,531 Теперь свиньи говорят то, что проливает
- 00:10:22,557 --> 00:10:25,023 свет знаний во тьму невежества.
- 00:10:25,087 --> 00:10:27,524 Ух, ты! Фик-знает-сколько-гранник!
- 00:10:27,688 --> 00:10:28,571 Как ты его собрал?
- 00:10:28,597 --> 00:10:31,389 Я научу тебя! И расскажу тебе много всего:
- 00:10:31,415 --> 00:10:33,143 от секретов астрофизики до...
- 00:10:33,307 --> 00:10:34,482 Эй! Эй!
- 00:10:37,132 --> 00:10:39,540 Класс, я просто в восторге от нового Пухли!
- 00:10:39,566 --> 00:10:43,251 Да. Он, да, он однозначно
- 00:10:43,501 --> 00:10:44,557 стал другим.
- 00:10:48,632 --> 00:10:50,642 Ракетная установка просто супер!
- 00:10:50,668 --> 00:10:52,368 Давай будем изобретать вместе!
- 00:10:52,394 --> 00:10:54,743 Слушай, Пухля, а ты не хочешь посидеть со мной
- 00:10:54,769 --> 00:10:56,936 и записать новые радиоприколы?
- 00:10:56,962 --> 00:10:58,813 Мэйбл, у твоей свиньи талант!
- 00:10:58,839 --> 00:11:00,378 Он должен поделиться им с миром!
- 00:11:00,404 --> 00:11:03,832 Извини, Мэйбл. Но жизнь не исчерпывается пародией на звук,
- 00:11:03,855 --> 00:11:05,764 издаваемый при метеоризме.
- 00:11:05,873 --> 00:11:07,350 Теперь я это понял.
- 00:11:08,939 --> 00:11:12,507 Ха, да! Ну, ладно! Тогда играйте без меня.
- 00:11:17,738 --> 00:11:19,580 Ой, мой змей застрял в ветвях!
- 00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:21,496 Ёлки, ненавижу!
- 00:11:21,519 --> 00:11:23,025 Думаю, мы тебе поможем.
- 00:11:23,396 --> 00:11:25,732 Это противоречит природе!
- 00:11:25,755 --> 00:11:27,090 Ха! Забудь о змее!
- 00:11:27,113 --> 00:11:30,958 Вот реактивный рюкзак, изобретенный мною. Исследуй небеса.
- 00:11:31,130 --> 00:11:34,528 Да, как же! Лучше буду изучать мальчишек с высоты!
- 00:11:40,014 --> 00:11:41,857 Я хозяйка небес!
- 00:11:41,943 --> 00:11:44,159 Наш с тобой реактивный рюкзак – просто чудо!
- 00:11:44,386 --> 00:11:46,681 А как же лазерное ружьё, подаренное Кэнди?
- 00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:49,405 Умрите, зомби!
- 00:11:51,510 --> 00:11:53,604 В эфире снова Мэй-Мэй и мистер Хряк!
- 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:58,748 Сегодня мы поговорим о том, как бороться с одиночеством после потери соведущего.
- 00:11:59,482 --> 00:12:01,040 Одиночество!
- 00:12:02,548 --> 00:12:04,723 Что с тобой сделал противный гриб?
- 00:12:05,232 --> 00:12:08,088 Неужели ты стал счастливее? Я не верю!
- 00:12:10,988 --> 00:12:13,716 Ха-ха! Твоё крутейшее изобретение!
- 00:12:13,742 --> 00:12:15,837 Оно решит все проблемы человечества!
- 00:12:15,863 --> 00:12:18,791 И принесёт много вкуснейшего картофеля!
- 00:12:20,033 --> 00:12:22,830 Ням-ням-ням, никому картофель не отдам!
- 00:12:22,856 --> 00:12:24,729 А что это вы тут делаете?
- 00:12:25,300 --> 00:12:28,869 Мэйбл, ты как раз во время, узри наше величайшее достижение,
- 00:12:29,151 --> 00:12:30,862 Ускоритель Мозгов!
- 00:12:31,487 --> 00:12:34,063 Та головоломка была лишь верхушкой айсберга!
- 00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:35,824 А с этим Пухля разгадает
- 00:12:35,850 --> 00:12:37,996 все величайшие загадки вселенной.
- 00:12:38,082 --> 00:12:41,176 Происхождение жизни. Смысл существования.
- 00:12:41,199 --> 00:12:42,678 Зачем мужчинам соски.
- 00:12:44,795 --> 00:12:49,709 Скоро твой поросенок прославится на весь мир! Встречи с учеными, президентами.
- 00:12:49,735 --> 00:12:51,986 Надо научить его носить штаны.
- 00:12:52,012 --> 00:12:53,308 На весь мир?
- 00:12:53,493 --> 00:12:55,280 Когда же ты будешь общаться с нами?
- 00:12:55,306 --> 00:12:56,592 Я твой лучший друг!
- 00:12:56,618 --> 00:12:58,310 И я – твой лучший друг, Мэйбл,
- 00:12:58,336 --> 00:13:00,123 но я должен помочь людям.
- 00:13:00,329 --> 00:13:02,083 Кто же тогда поможет мне?
- 00:13:02,109 --> 00:13:04,642 Неужели ты хочешь всю свою жизнь общаться
- 00:13:04,668 --> 00:13:06,084 со скучными дядьками в пиджаках?!
- 00:13:06,110 --> 00:13:08,576 Из-за гриба ты забыл, кто ты на самом деле!
- 00:13:08,602 --> 00:13:10,943 И ты совсем забыл о нас!
- 00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:16,121 <i>Вспомни те дни</i>
- 00:13:16,144 --> 00:13:19,238 <i>Не забывай вспоминать эти дни</i>
- 00:13:19,261 --> 00:13:25,470 <i>И никогда не забывай вспоминать эти дни</i>
- 00:13:25,493 --> 00:13:26,710 Я всё понял.
- 00:13:27,033 --> 00:13:31,519 Какой смысл помогать всему миру, если мой лучший друг останется без помощи?
- 00:13:31,708 --> 00:13:34,011 Хорошо, что я поставил обратный переключатель.
- 00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:39,675 Пухля! Пухля, нет! Стой!
- 00:13:40,281 --> 00:13:41,599 УРОВЕНЬ ИНТЕЛЛЕКТА: СВИНЯЧИЙ
- 00:13:41,824 --> 00:13:42,902 Мне жаль, Диппер.
- 00:13:42,928 --> 00:13:45,652 В оставшиеся восемь секунд разумности хочу сказать,
- 00:13:45,675 --> 00:13:49,608 что наука – это вечно убегающий горизонт, а не осязаемый приз в руках!
- 00:13:49,631 --> 00:13:52,615 А еще я хочу, чтобы мне почесали животик.
- 00:13:54,682 --> 00:13:56,697 О, мой Пухля.
- 00:14:01,343 --> 00:14:03,458 Нет! Наше изобретение!
- 00:14:03,484 --> 00:14:05,750 Я знаю, что тебя утешит, братик!
- 00:14:05,773 --> 00:14:08,374 Обычные обни-машки от обычной свинки.
- 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:10,598 Давай! Попробуем!
- 00:14:16,062 --> 00:14:17,799 Молодец! Фу!
- 00:14:18,294 --> 00:14:20,651 Хотя, знаешь? Ты прав! Не покупай свинью!
- 00:14:21,073 --> 00:14:23,213 Ладно, оставлю её племяннице!
- 00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:25,652 Дома мы не стреляем, солнышко!
- 00:14:25,675 --> 00:14:28,288 Но возможно, я заинтересую тебя чем-то еще!
- 00:14:28,314 --> 00:14:30,780 Например фильмами ужасов!
- 00:14:31,943 --> 00:14:33,440 Очень, кстати, классные!
- 00:14:33,466 --> 00:14:37,003 Сидишь, смотришь фильм, девушка боится, придвигается поближе,
- 00:14:37,029 --> 00:14:38,352 а потом у вас уже двойня,
- 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,677 пеленки-распашонки. Короче, проехали!
- 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:43,542 Дальше будет байка о пластилине!
- 00:14:43,601 --> 00:14:45,801 БАЙКА О ПЛАСТИЛИНЕ
- 00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:49,809 <i>У тебя получилось, Яркая Звездочка!</i>
- 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:54,223 -<i>Это у тебя получилось!</i> -А всё потому, что ты верила в себя.
- 00:14:54,246 --> 00:14:56,021 Самый идиотский мультик в мире!
- 00:14:56,044 --> 00:14:58,659 Так, я на 90 минут ближе к смерти!
- 00:14:58,682 --> 00:15:01,112 Пора вам, дети, посмотреть классику моих дней!
- 00:15:01,138 --> 00:15:03,055 Фильмы для стариков!
- 00:15:03,078 --> 00:15:06,763 Там будут непонятные шутки и слова, которые нельзя повторять.
- 00:15:08,226 --> 00:15:10,026 ПУТЕШЕСТВИЯ СИЛЬНОКУЛЕСА
- 00:15:10,029 --> 00:15:15,049 <i>Тебе не победить Сильнокулеса! Я пришел за золотыми трусами!</i>
- 00:15:19,057 --> 00:15:20,151 О нет! Мэйбл!
- 00:15:20,544 --> 00:15:21,838 Твоя сестра испугалась.
- 00:15:21,864 --> 00:15:24,405 Дядя Стэн, я же не предупредил:
- 00:15:24,431 --> 00:15:28,129 у Мэйбл есть фобия – она жутко боится старой кукольной анимации!
- 00:15:28,155 --> 00:15:30,668 Ничто на свете не пугает её больше, чем это!
- 00:15:31,465 --> 00:15:33,340 Да ладно, игрушечной ерунды?!
- 00:15:33,420 --> 00:15:34,754 Чего там можно бояться?
- 00:15:35,998 --> 00:15:38,897 Там циклоп! Такой же, как в моих кошмарах!
- 00:15:39,557 --> 00:15:41,678 Детка, это ж кино. Он тебя не тронет.
- 00:15:41,704 --> 00:15:42,397 Молчи.
- 00:15:42,444 --> 00:15:45,184 Если заговоришь, они залезут тебе прямо в рот!
- 00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:47,657 Дядя, зачем ты показал ей эту кассету?
- 00:15:47,683 --> 00:15:49,591 Нужно, чтобы она преодолела страх!
- 00:15:49,633 --> 00:15:52,665 Мультипликатор – Гарри Глинка. Снято в Гравити Фолз, штат Орегон.
- 00:15:57,398 --> 00:15:59,533 Короче, если режиссер покажет ей,
- 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,813 что это просто куклы, может, тогда она успокоится!
- 00:16:01,959 --> 00:16:02,895 Даже не знаю!
- 00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:05,532 В интернете пишут, что гений спецэффектов Глинка живет,
- 00:16:05,558 --> 00:16:06,504 как отшельник.
- 00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:09,019 Личное пространство! Это я уважаю!
- 00:16:11,698 --> 00:16:13,391 Так, все лезем через забор!
- 00:16:13,417 --> 00:16:16,233 Пойми, Мэйбл: эти монстры – мелкие,
- 00:16:16,259 --> 00:16:19,048 из пластилина и их двигат из кадра в кадр один социопат-отшельник.
- 00:16:19,074 --> 00:16:21,509 Официально называется: мультипликатор!
- 00:16:23,137 --> 00:16:24,173 Ау?
- 00:16:24,626 --> 00:16:26,110 Мистер Глинка?
- 00:16:26,345 --> 00:16:28,251 Пришли посмотреть ваши фигурки!
- 00:16:28,277 --> 00:16:30,189 Мы не папарацци.
- 00:16:31,249 --> 00:16:31,939 Ага!
- 00:16:32,666 --> 00:16:35,415 Вот видишь, Мэйбл? Это всё просто спецэффекты!
- 00:16:35,441 --> 00:16:36,965 -Вылезай. -Нет!
- 00:16:37,105 --> 00:16:38,457 Детка, послушай меня!
- 00:16:38,483 --> 00:16:41,683 Уверяю тебя: в этом доме совершенно нечего боя…
- 00:16:49,620 --> 00:16:51,137 Он хочет
- 00:16:52,049 --> 00:16:53,664 нас заграбастать!
- 00:16:53,781 --> 00:16:56,046 Чтобы спастись, надо замереть!
- 00:16:56,273 --> 00:16:58,265 Ой, не помогло!
- 00:17:11,915 --> 00:17:12,615 ПЛАСТИЛИН
- 00:17:13,617 --> 00:17:15,680 Что происходит? Чего они хотят?
- 00:17:15,706 --> 00:17:17,702 Боюсь, они хотят вас!
- 00:17:19,658 --> 00:17:22,159 Гарри Глинка! Мастер спецэффектов!
- 00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:24,167 Примерно из семидесятых годов.
- 00:17:24,193 --> 00:17:27,890 Увы, мои эффекты были не только специальными!
- 00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:29,724 Что? Но почему они живые?
- 00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:31,370 -А как же покадровая съемка? -Что?
- 00:17:31,396 --> 00:17:34,878 Ты серьёзно веришь, что кто-то стоит и двигает их из кадра в кадр?!
- 00:17:34,904 --> 00:17:36,066 Я не мазохист!
- 00:17:36,092 --> 00:17:38,827 Я использовал черную магию, чтобы они двигались!
- 00:17:38,853 --> 00:17:41,373 Сперва, было классно! Ну, а потом...
- 00:17:41,780 --> 00:17:44,774 Изобретена компьютерная анимация. Покадровая съемка устарела!
- 00:17:45,699 --> 00:17:46,816 Нет!
- 00:17:47,229 --> 00:17:49,243 Бездушная технология!
- 00:17:49,571 --> 00:17:53,603 Оставшись без работы, они взбесились и пленили меня!
- 00:17:54,393 --> 00:17:57,512 Теперь они превратят вас в нежить из пластилина
- 00:17:57,608 --> 00:17:59,043 таких же, как они сами!
- 00:17:59,069 --> 00:18:02,270 Мистер Пайнс, зато вы сможете работать с любимым режиссером!
- 00:18:02,333 --> 00:18:05,174 «Работать» в смысле «задыхаться в комке пластилина»!
- 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:07,595 Помогите!
- 00:18:07,751 --> 00:18:08,688 Кто-нибудь!
- 00:18:08,711 --> 00:18:09,688 Помогите!
- 00:18:09,711 --> 00:18:11,086 Как мне поступить?!
- 00:18:11,109 --> 00:18:13,494 Как мне одолеть этих жутких страшилищ?
- 00:18:16,924 --> 00:18:19,645 Класс, я слепила что-то симпатичное!
- 00:18:20,086 --> 00:18:22,963 Ой, кажется, у меня есть идея!
- 00:18:24,055 --> 00:18:25,704 Эй ты, одноглазый!
- 00:18:26,023 --> 00:18:27,797 Да, я тебе говорю, бестолочь!
- 00:18:28,070 --> 00:18:29,287 Давай, кто кого?
- 00:18:38,441 --> 00:18:40,719 Да! Ну-ка, сделай лицо попроще!
- 00:18:42,128 --> 00:18:44,905 У меня на тебя большие планы, чудило!
- 00:18:44,950 --> 00:18:46,399 Эй, вы, костяшки!
- 00:18:47,204 --> 00:18:49,248 Лепим из пластилина!
- 00:18:52,708 --> 00:18:55,764 -Круто, ты победила страх! -Именно так. А всё потому,
- 00:18:55,790 --> 00:18:58,638 -что она верила в себя! -Кончай трепаться, Звездочка!
- 00:18:58,664 --> 00:19:00,902 Начинай уже дубасить этих скелетов!
- 00:19:03,859 --> 00:19:05,114 Мэйбл, ты молодчина!
- 00:19:05,140 --> 00:19:08,558 -Значит, ты больше их не боишься? -О нет, боюсь, и даже вдвое больше!
- 00:19:08,584 --> 00:19:10,634 Но зато теперь страх не беспричинный.
- 00:19:10,660 --> 00:19:13,276 Мэйбл, прости, что сомневался! Ты была права!
- 00:19:13,468 --> 00:19:15,638 Покадровая анимация – это чистое зло!
- 00:19:15,664 --> 00:19:17,544 И, между прочим, довольно дорогое.
- 00:19:17,570 --> 00:19:19,614 Невероятно дорогое.
- 00:19:20,841 --> 00:19:22,536 Какой впечатляющий бой!
- 00:19:22,637 --> 00:19:24,397 Хорошо, что я – лишь наблюдатель!
- 00:19:27,172 --> 00:19:28,290 Отличная концовка!
- 00:19:30,643 --> 00:19:34,321 «Сильнокулес и Существо с неразумно большим количеством голов!»
- 00:19:34,946 --> 00:19:38,331 Сегодняшний день научил нас тому, что страх можно перебороть.
- 00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:40,800 Да, хорошо, что те монстры не перебороли нас!
- 00:19:41,019 --> 00:19:42,394 Мамочки мои!
- 00:19:43,674 --> 00:19:45,889 Да я же теперь могу стать кем угодно!
- 00:19:48,247 --> 00:19:51,495 Даже сквозь стены – могу! Ого, ого!
- 00:19:52,762 --> 00:19:53,970 Не бойтесь, детишки!
- 00:19:54,598 --> 00:19:55,337 Он готов!
- 00:19:56,673 --> 00:19:59,538 Не понял: свинью не хочешь, кассеты тоже,
- 00:19:59,561 --> 00:20:00,860 что же ты будешь брать?
- 00:20:01,431 --> 00:20:03,312 А может возьмёшь волшебное зелье?
- 00:20:03,475 --> 00:20:05,593 Держи первый глоток бесплатно!
- 00:20:12,809 --> 00:20:15,497 Нужно было покупать, когда предлагали!
- 00:20:15,945 --> 00:20:17,083 Ну, ничего!
- 00:20:17,371 --> 00:20:19,905 У меня будет новый экспонат для витрины!
- 00:20:23,936 --> 00:20:26,024 А здесь наш самый новый экспонат:
- 00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:27,581 легендарный крохобор!
- 00:20:27,973 --> 00:20:29,366 Почему он моргает?
- 00:20:30,116 --> 00:20:31,626 Это просто обман зрения!
- 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,184 Пожалуйста, идемте дальше.
- 00:20:33,207 --> 00:20:34,343 Не отставайте!
- 00:20:37,962 --> 00:20:39,386 Да, я такой!
- 00:20:39,785 --> 00:20:42,152 Привет, поиграем в крестики-нолики?
- 00:20:45,260 --> 00:20:47,783 Нет, я хочу быть крестиком, давай я буду крестиком!
- 00:20:47,809 --> 00:20:49,546 Поверь, дружище, лучше уступи.
- 00:20:50,990 --> 00:20:51,890 Ура!
- 00:20:53,004 --> 00:20:55,374 Ой, нет, прости, передумала. Я буду ноликом!
- 00:20:56,653 --> 00:20:58,541 Постой, ты наверно ужасно разозлишься,
- 00:20:58,567 --> 00:21:00,645 но можно я все-таки буду крестиком?
- 00:21:02,486 --> 00:21:03,986 ПОМОГИТЕ!
- 00:21:04,036 --> 00:21:05,835 По-моему, ты как-то не так играешь.
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