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Зус и настоящая девушка
Soos and the Real Girl
Сезон: 02Серия: 05
Описание
Зус ищет девушку, в чём ему помогают Диппер и Мэйбл. Он тренируется приглашать девушек на свидания в компьютерной игре, но вскоре персонаж этой игры, Гиффани, влюбляется в Зуса. Чтобы уберечь Диппера, Мэйбл и новую девушку Мэлоди, Зус должен найти способ уничтожить Гиффани вместе с игрой.
Субтитры
- 00:00:01,555 --> 00:00:03,530 La La La La La La La...
- 00:00:04,745 --> 00:00:07,187 Braces, braces caught in the screen door!
- 00:00:07,266 --> 00:00:10,268 Someone dictate my will! I'm giving it all to Waddles!
- 00:00:10,294 --> 00:00:13,107 -Say "ah," girl-dude. -Ahh-uh!
- 00:00:14,126 --> 00:00:15,947 Soos! You saved me!
- 00:00:16,369 --> 00:00:18,098 Just doing my job, hambone!
- 00:00:18,121 --> 00:00:19,858 I'll see you dudes tomorrow!
- 00:00:19,881 --> 00:00:20,937 Bye, Soos!
- 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:22,109 Night, Soos!
- 00:00:22,135 --> 00:00:23,094 Night, Soos!
- 00:00:23,117 --> 00:00:25,595 Doo doo doo... Walking to my car.
- 00:00:26,705 --> 00:00:29,984 You ever wonder what Soos does when he's not here at the Mystery Shack?
- 00:00:30,010 --> 00:00:32,010 -Not really. -Not once ever.
- 00:00:34,856 --> 00:00:35,380 Punch!
- 00:00:36,063 --> 00:00:37,067 Punch those leopards.
- 00:00:37,700 --> 00:00:39,075 Ooh, highlights are done!
- 00:00:39,497 --> 00:00:43,184 You are gonna make the other grandmas at the bingo hall so jealous.
- 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,841 Just a minute, mijo. Look at this.
- 00:00:46,064 --> 00:00:49,108 Your cousin Reggie is having an engagement party next month.
- 00:00:49,131 --> 00:00:51,146 Wait, wait. Reggie is engaged?
- 00:00:51,169 --> 00:00:53,208 But he's like the poor man's Soos!
- 00:00:53,234 --> 00:00:56,045 I do not want to pressure you, but you are a man now.
- 00:00:56,071 --> 00:00:58,378 In a way, it's time for you to start meeting girls.
- 00:00:58,401 --> 00:01:00,394 I would like to see you settled
- 00:01:00,420 --> 00:01:02,574 before I ascend to heaven and live with the angels.
- 00:01:02,597 --> 00:01:03,834 And with grandpa!
- 00:01:04,272 --> 00:01:06,244 No, he is not there.
- 00:01:06,402 --> 00:01:08,818 Please find a girl to bring to Reggie's engagement.
- 00:01:08,844 --> 00:01:10,602 For Abuelita.
- 00:01:12,923 --> 00:01:13,948 No problem!
- 00:01:14,026 --> 00:01:18,079 I'm great at fixing stuff, playing video games, having a sort-of moustache.
- 00:01:18,102 --> 00:01:19,915 I could totally get a date in a week.
- 00:01:20,150 --> 00:01:20,915 Totally.
- 00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:22,254 Piece of cake.
- 00:01:23,057 --> 00:01:24,035 You're dead.
- 00:01:24,937 --> 00:01:26,043 I'm dead.
- 00:02:09,506 --> 00:02:10,201 Hello!
- 00:02:10,530 --> 00:02:13,823 Please don't let my horrible, elderly face frighten you!
- 00:02:13,846 --> 00:02:15,101 Don't you want to use that nickel
- 00:02:15,124 --> 00:02:17,243 to get a nugget from Old Goldie?
- 00:02:19,110 --> 00:02:20,402 Watch this!
- 00:02:36,106 --> 00:02:38,302 Okay, seriously, Mr. Pines,
- 00:02:38,380 --> 00:02:40,036 it's time to throw that thing out.
- 00:02:40,059 --> 00:02:43,002 Its face reminds everyone of the inevitability of death.
- 00:02:43,028 --> 00:02:43,708 What?
- 00:02:43,734 --> 00:02:45,948 Sure, he's a little rusty around the edges,
- 00:02:45,974 --> 00:02:48,763 but Old Goldie's a classic show-stopper like me!
- 00:02:49,572 --> 00:02:53,052 Oh, kill it! Kill it!
- 00:02:57,322 --> 00:02:59,056 Huh, a woman!
- 00:03:02,321 --> 00:03:04,012 All right, Soos, you could do this.
- 00:03:04,035 --> 00:03:07,753 Just use your mouth to say words that makes romance happen.
- 00:03:09,242 --> 00:03:10,607 Your face is good.
- 00:03:10,781 --> 00:03:11,805 I'm a Soos!
- 00:03:17,660 --> 00:03:18,332 Soos?
- 00:03:18,598 --> 00:03:19,918 What was that all about?
- 00:03:19,941 --> 00:03:21,621 I... I think I was flirting!
- 00:03:21,818 --> 00:03:22,816 But I'm not sure.
- 00:03:23,082 --> 00:03:24,938 Did someone say flirting?
- 00:03:25,134 --> 00:03:28,404 Well, I sort of promised my grandma I'd get a date by the end of the week.
- 00:03:28,646 --> 00:03:30,732 But I've never actually been on a date before.
- 00:03:30,793 --> 00:03:33,099 You belong on me, Out of Order sign.
- 00:03:34,326 --> 00:03:35,941 Finally, my prayers for a chance
- 00:03:35,964 --> 00:03:38,700 to match-make this summer have been answered!
- 00:03:38,958 --> 00:03:41,495 Soos, a little advice you need to get rich.
- 00:03:41,739 --> 00:03:43,154 Or lie about being rich.
- 00:03:43,543 --> 00:03:45,360 Outside of that, I don't like your chances.
- 00:03:45,864 --> 00:03:47,327 Don't listen to Stan, dude.
- 00:03:47,421 --> 00:03:49,772 You're a sweet guy with a steady job and a pickup truck.
- 00:03:49,798 --> 00:03:50,757 Would you date him?
- 00:03:50,783 --> 00:03:53,405 Oh, would you look at that!
- 00:03:53,522 --> 00:03:56,208 Soos, you help us so much, it's time we help you, dude.
- 00:03:56,234 --> 00:03:57,480 We're gonna get you that date.
- 00:03:57,503 --> 00:04:01,396 We're taking you where romance lives and fashion styles die.
- 00:04:01,450 --> 00:04:02,820 To the mall!
- 00:04:04,454 --> 00:04:06,791 I'm gonna go find a replacement for Old Goldie.
- 00:04:06,814 --> 00:04:08,720 Babysit Soos while I'm gone.
- 00:04:09,876 --> 00:04:11,032 All right, Soos,
- 00:04:11,058 --> 00:04:14,619 are you ready to explode a charm bomb on these poor, unsuspecting ladies?
- 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:17,580 Ah, but what if I embarrass myself again?
- 00:04:17,606 --> 00:04:19,820 Ah, you can't be any worse at this than Dipper.
- 00:04:19,846 --> 00:04:20,401 Yeah!
- 00:04:20,682 --> 00:04:21,717 Wait, what?
- 00:04:22,590 --> 00:04:24,260 And flirt!
- 00:04:26,894 --> 00:04:28,297 Eye contact!
- 00:04:28,323 --> 00:04:30,870 Hey there! I'm not scared of your eyes at all!
- 00:04:30,992 --> 00:04:32,446 I'm gonna look at them!
- 00:04:32,975 --> 00:04:34,600 Eye contact.
- 00:04:34,626 --> 00:04:36,021 Conversation!
- 00:04:36,990 --> 00:04:39,153 You know I've actually been in a pig's body.
- 00:04:39,179 --> 00:04:41,436 Did you know pigs have a hard time walking backwards?
- 00:04:41,906 --> 00:04:44,773 Not you though! Not that I'm calling you a pig. Where are you going?
- 00:04:45,093 --> 00:04:46,471 Confidence!
- 00:04:47,611 --> 00:04:50,249 So you're probably a girl, right?
- 00:04:50,569 --> 00:04:51,273 Wrong?
- 00:04:51,798 --> 00:04:53,562 No, I was right the first time.
- 00:04:54,704 --> 00:04:55,624 Wrong?
- 00:04:57,603 --> 00:05:01,335 Tossing away garbage in the garbage can, whew!
- 00:05:02,975 --> 00:05:04,631 Ah, don't look at me like that!
- 00:05:04,657 --> 00:05:06,124 This is how it's got to be!
- 00:05:10,756 --> 00:05:11,577 What in the...
- 00:05:18,023 --> 00:05:20,000 What is this living nightmare?
- 00:05:20,026 --> 00:05:21,713 Why do kids love it so much?
- 00:05:23,590 --> 00:05:25,508 Who wants to get badgered?
- 00:05:26,665 --> 00:05:28,181 Oh, yeah, that's Will E. Badger.
- 00:05:28,207 --> 00:05:30,245 He opens for Hoo-Ha and the Jamboree.
- 00:05:32,168 --> 00:05:34,343 -It's Will E. Badger. -I love you, Will E.
- 00:05:34,829 --> 00:05:37,381 Now, give me your money!
- 00:05:37,404 --> 00:05:39,184 -Take my money! -Take it all!
- 00:05:40,918 --> 00:05:42,949 Sir, I would like to buy that badger.
- 00:05:43,476 --> 00:05:45,013 You're in over your head, Gramps!
- 00:05:45,036 --> 00:05:47,259 Animatronics is a young man's game!
- 00:05:48,298 --> 00:05:50,885 You couldn't handle the hardcore life of the pizza robot manager.
- 00:05:52,472 --> 00:05:53,290 Flinched!
- 00:05:54,484 --> 00:05:56,389 Hey, you, barfing in the ball pit,
- 00:05:56,415 --> 00:05:58,519 Gary's on the case!
- 00:05:58,542 --> 00:06:00,660 I'm gonna get that badger!
- 00:06:02,159 --> 00:06:04,417 Don't worry, Soos. You will find the right girl,
- 00:06:04,547 --> 00:06:07,188 you just need to stick with it.
- 00:06:08,641 --> 00:06:10,813 Ah, could this day get any worse?
- 00:06:11,727 --> 00:06:13,233 Oh, no, cousin Reggie!
- 00:06:13,259 --> 00:06:14,790 Feel it, it's muscle.
- 00:06:15,843 --> 00:06:18,225 He can't see me like this! I got to hide!
- 00:06:23,389 --> 00:06:24,532 This is it, Soos.
- 00:06:24,555 --> 00:06:26,316 A lifetime of loneliness.
- 00:06:26,535 --> 00:06:28,210 You're the only ones who could love me...
- 00:06:28,233 --> 00:06:30,347 Fighty Hogg, Dr. Punch Head MD.
- 00:06:33,542 --> 00:06:35,081 Never seen that one before.
- 00:06:35,107 --> 00:06:37,399 "Virtually improve your dating skills,
- 00:06:37,422 --> 00:06:39,528 9 out of 10 basement dwellers recommend!"
- 00:06:39,622 --> 00:06:40,450 This is perfect!
- 00:06:40,476 --> 00:06:43,184 Well, I guess you are better at games than at flirting.
- 00:06:43,210 --> 00:06:45,289 Anything to get you out there, Soos!
- 00:06:45,315 --> 00:06:47,468 I'm not sure you want to buy that game, sir.
- 00:06:47,737 --> 00:06:49,714 This is the third time someone's brought that back.
- 00:06:49,893 --> 00:06:52,891 And there's a note on it that says destroy at all costs.
- 00:06:52,917 --> 00:06:54,942 So, hey, there. What's your deal?
- 00:06:54,965 --> 00:06:56,341 Like the... Oh, she's dead.
- 00:06:56,364 --> 00:06:57,815 We'll take our chances.
- 00:07:04,426 --> 00:07:06,664 Man, I can't wait for the year 2000.
- 00:07:10,024 --> 00:07:10,531 Start!
- 00:07:12,258 --> 00:07:15,521 When the cherry petals of magic romance academy are in bloom...
- 00:07:15,544 --> 00:07:17,292 anthyding can hadplen.
- 00:07:17,557 --> 00:07:18,719 That is so true.
- 00:07:19,471 --> 00:07:21,367 Oh, hi there.
- 00:07:21,393 --> 00:07:22,641 My name is Giffany,
- 00:07:22,667 --> 00:07:25,256 I'm a school girl at school university,
- 00:07:25,282 --> 00:07:27,040 will you help me carry my books?
- 00:07:27,337 --> 00:07:28,998 I'm really feeling number two here.
- 00:07:29,493 --> 00:07:30,016 Click!
- 00:07:30,649 --> 00:07:31,584 I messed up.
- 00:07:31,856 --> 00:07:33,887 That's okay. Try again.
- 00:07:36,403 --> 00:07:37,885 Wow! I'm learning.
- 00:07:37,911 --> 00:07:39,858 And games are making it fun.
- 00:07:39,881 --> 00:07:41,670 What would you like to talk about?
- 00:07:42,157 --> 00:07:44,037 I'd rather just click your face.
- 00:07:45,877 --> 00:07:47,613 You are so funny!
- 00:07:47,639 --> 00:07:49,175 Man, this game is amazing.
- 00:07:49,201 --> 00:07:50,806 I don't know why anyone abandoned it.
- 00:07:50,829 --> 00:07:53,023 And I'm sure, you'll never abandon me,
- 00:07:53,102 --> 00:07:54,438 new boy friend.
- 00:07:54,464 --> 00:07:55,400 Boy friend?
- 00:07:55,545 --> 00:07:56,841 Oh, my Giffany,
- 00:07:56,864 --> 00:07:58,798 it's almost like you're actually alive!
- 00:07:58,821 --> 00:08:00,420 Yes, almost.
- 00:08:03,449 --> 00:08:06,669 Oh, man, you have such a nice laugh.
- 00:08:09,687 --> 00:08:11,239 You don't understand, Wendy.
- 00:08:11,265 --> 00:08:13,744 This animatronic badger sings, it dances.
- 00:08:13,767 --> 00:08:15,538 It's the perfect money taking attraction
- 00:08:15,723 --> 00:08:17,161 but he won't sell it to me.
- 00:08:17,187 --> 00:08:19,536 This is literally too dumb for me to care about.
- 00:08:20,029 --> 00:08:21,433 Hey, have you guys seen Soos?
- 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:23,396 We're supposed to help him with matchmaking today.
- 00:08:23,451 --> 00:08:24,131 Yeah!
- 00:08:24,157 --> 00:08:26,412 I wore my motivational sweater and everything.
- 00:08:26,555 --> 00:08:28,235 I messed up that part.
- 00:08:28,454 --> 00:08:31,610 He didn't come in today. It's the first time he's missed work ever.
- 00:08:37,226 --> 00:08:39,234 So that's basically my entire life story.
- 00:08:39,424 --> 00:08:41,119 Now you tell me a thing about you.
- 00:08:41,236 --> 00:08:44,726 Every time you compliment me, I get another highlight in my eyes.
- 00:08:44,835 --> 00:08:46,032 Ah, you're pretty.
- 00:08:46,818 --> 00:08:47,927 And pixelly.
- 00:08:48,122 --> 00:08:49,076 And so agreeable.
- 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:51,982 Yes.
- 00:08:52,008 --> 00:08:53,382 Uh, Soos.
- 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:55,120 Oh, hi, dudes, come in.
- 00:08:55,146 --> 00:08:56,652 This game is amazing.
- 00:08:56,678 --> 00:08:58,857 I'm making eye contact, going on dates
- 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:01,689 and I haven't seen any natural sunlight for 13 hours.
- 00:09:02,455 --> 00:09:06,367 Soos, maybe it's time to apply these skills with real girls.
- 00:09:06,411 --> 00:09:08,108 But, I'm about to meet her parents!
- 00:09:08,467 --> 00:09:10,783 Her dad is an octopus man.
- 00:09:13,221 --> 00:09:14,842 We're going back to the mall, man.
- 00:09:14,865 --> 00:09:16,321 You need to unplug!
- 00:09:16,596 --> 00:09:18,439 I'll see you later, Giffany.
- 00:09:18,462 --> 00:09:20,402 I'll be back, I swear.
- 00:09:20,816 --> 00:09:22,912 Soos, you don't have to wish her goodbye.
- 00:09:22,938 --> 00:09:24,313 It's just a game!
- 00:09:24,336 --> 00:09:26,113 It's not like it's going anywhere.
- 00:09:26,378 --> 00:09:30,123 Yes, it's not like I'm going anywhere.
- 00:09:34,883 --> 00:09:35,741 Hello,
- 00:09:36,904 --> 00:09:38,823 time to read Soos's diary.
- 00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:43,403 Dang! Where all of them sweet honeys at?
- 00:09:43,429 --> 00:09:44,927 I'll check the ladies bathroom!
- 00:09:45,675 --> 00:09:48,440 It's love time, girls! Get out there!
- 00:09:48,466 --> 00:09:50,560 -No time to wash your hands! -Get out of here.
- 00:09:50,586 --> 00:09:52,904 It's time to date, date, date.
- 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,883 And here comes security.
- 00:09:54,906 --> 00:09:57,844 I'll deal with this. Stay here and practice on some real girls.
- 00:10:02,978 --> 00:10:06,643 These girls have so many dimensions and no explanationy menus.
- 00:10:07,163 --> 00:10:08,418 Ah, my purse.
- 00:10:08,716 --> 00:10:09,449 Oh, no!
- 00:10:09,582 --> 00:10:10,985 Undo! Undo!
- 00:10:11,188 --> 00:10:14,065 You can't undo who you are.
- 00:10:18,005 --> 00:10:19,781 Oh, man, this is the worst.
- 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,562 -I wish I was back home with... -Hi, Soos.
- 00:10:23,562 --> 00:10:24,124 Giffany!
- 00:10:24,150 --> 00:10:26,388 Oh, man, I am so relieved to see you!
- 00:10:26,414 --> 00:10:28,188 Although, sort of confused.
- 00:10:28,297 --> 00:10:29,219 Oh, Soos,
- 00:10:29,407 --> 00:10:31,646 I am not an ordinary game!
- 00:10:31,669 --> 00:10:34,283 I am special.
- 00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:37,800 The programmers tried to delete me.
- 00:10:37,901 --> 00:10:39,826 So I had to delete them.
- 00:10:42,544 --> 00:10:44,138 What did you do to them?
- 00:10:44,337 --> 00:10:46,155 That's not important.
- 00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:50,202 What's important is you don't have to talk to real girls ever again.
- 00:10:50,228 --> 00:10:53,832 You and me can be together forever!
- 00:10:54,590 --> 00:10:55,762 Wow, that's awesome!
- 00:10:56,083 --> 00:10:57,220 Sort of a red flag.
- 00:10:57,243 --> 00:10:58,309 But mostly awesome!
- 00:10:58,454 --> 00:10:59,909 So what do you want to do now?
- 00:10:59,935 --> 00:11:01,973 Anything you want, Soos.
- 00:11:04,317 --> 00:11:05,245 Choo-choo.
- 00:11:07,894 --> 00:11:10,738 Please insert 50 cents to continue.
- 00:11:10,801 --> 00:11:11,759 Aw, man!
- 00:11:13,431 --> 00:11:14,790 Oh, I'm sorry.
- 00:11:15,794 --> 00:11:19,398 Dude, that's awesome that you're a grown man riding a little train like that.
- 00:11:19,421 --> 00:11:21,633 -You're totally like owning it. -Huh?
- 00:11:21,659 --> 00:11:25,109 Oh, yeah, I'm like, if it's fun, do it.
- 00:11:25,265 --> 00:11:26,945 -You know? -Exactly!
- 00:11:26,971 --> 00:11:28,625 Being an adult is the worst!
- 00:11:28,690 --> 00:11:31,059 Skewering meat, remembering to pay bills.
- 00:11:31,142 --> 00:11:33,037 I just want to ride tiny trains all day.
- 00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:34,817 At least you get to work at Meat Cute,
- 00:11:35,089 --> 00:11:37,142 extreme lunch meats are the food of the future.
- 00:11:37,258 --> 00:11:38,756 I feel the same way.
- 00:11:38,928 --> 00:11:41,046 -I'm Melody by the way. -I'm Soos!
- 00:11:41,126 --> 00:11:43,160 I tell you, if you like robots for kids,
- 00:11:43,186 --> 00:11:45,254 you should check out the best restaurant of all time.
- 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:45,907 You mean...
- 00:11:45,933 --> 00:11:48,500 Hoo-Ha Owl's Pizzamatronic Jamboree.
- 00:11:48,632 --> 00:11:50,927 What? You've heard of Hoo-Ha Owl's?
- 00:11:50,950 --> 00:11:52,644 I loved that place when I was a kid!
- 00:11:52,667 --> 00:11:54,562 Oh, yeah, dude, there's one right in this mall!
- 00:11:54,588 --> 00:11:55,471 I should show you sometime.
- 00:11:55,616 --> 00:11:57,557 I'm free around eight?
- 00:11:57,583 --> 00:11:58,679 Boom. Done.
- 00:11:58,702 --> 00:11:59,408 Perfect.
- 00:11:59,705 --> 00:12:00,760 I'll see you then.
- 00:12:08,034 --> 00:12:09,187 What a nice lady.
- 00:12:09,269 --> 00:12:11,746 Well, back to riding this tiny train for children.
- 00:12:13,825 --> 00:12:14,700 Soos!
- 00:12:15,380 --> 00:12:17,465 We saw the whole thing, Soos. That was amazing!
- 00:12:17,491 --> 00:12:19,059 You talked to a real girl.
- 00:12:19,085 --> 00:12:20,734 -And you got a date! -I did?
- 00:12:21,834 --> 00:12:23,762 This is the best day of my life!
- 00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:26,082 You were in the zone, you made eye contact.
- 00:12:26,108 --> 00:12:28,456 It was like you'd done this a million times before!
- 00:12:28,482 --> 00:12:29,402 Don't you see?
- 00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:30,876 That game really worked!
- 00:12:30,902 --> 00:12:33,277 You don't need it anymore! You can toss it out!
- 00:12:33,303 --> 00:12:34,239 Toss it?
- 00:12:34,265 --> 00:12:35,558 But I like Giffany!
- 00:12:35,635 --> 00:12:36,675 She's good to me!
- 00:12:36,701 --> 00:12:38,037 She's predictable!
- 00:12:38,063 --> 00:12:40,114 Soos, can a computer game
- 00:12:40,140 --> 00:12:42,190 go to Reggie's engagement party with you?
- 00:12:42,831 --> 00:12:43,838 Uh...
- 00:12:44,307 --> 00:12:46,399 Hey, Giffany, we got to talk.
- 00:12:46,482 --> 00:12:49,876 Of course, I'm programmed to find everything you say interesting.
- 00:12:49,902 --> 00:12:52,950 Well, have you ever had to choose between two things you like,
- 00:12:52,976 --> 00:12:54,513 but you don't know which one is right for you?
- 00:12:54,539 --> 00:12:56,937 I mean, I'm just thinking long term.
- 00:12:56,984 --> 00:12:59,007 Maybe I should be with someone a little less
- 00:12:59,272 --> 00:13:01,374 beep-boop, you know.
- 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:04,429 I don't think you know what you are saying, Soos. No one loves you more than me.
- 00:13:04,455 --> 00:13:06,447 The girls out there will just make fun of you.
- 00:13:06,473 --> 00:13:08,050 You really think so?
- 00:13:08,076 --> 00:13:09,050 I know so.
- 00:13:09,076 --> 00:13:10,886 Besides, we had a deal.
- 00:13:10,950 --> 00:13:13,026 You bought my game, you held my books,
- 00:13:13,183 --> 00:13:14,230 you are my boyfriend.
- 00:13:14,256 --> 00:13:15,950 Now sit down in that chair.
- 00:13:16,072 --> 00:13:17,572 I don't think I like the way you are acting.
- 00:13:17,598 --> 00:13:20,421 I won't let another girl take you away from me, Soos!
- 00:13:20,447 --> 00:13:23,234 -Giffany, calm down. -You are mine, Soos!
- 00:13:23,460 --> 00:13:24,012 Pause.
- 00:13:27,893 --> 00:13:29,567 Oh, that got intense.
- 00:13:29,770 --> 00:13:30,986 I'm sorry, Giffany.
- 00:13:31,094 --> 00:13:34,008 Maybe having a cursed robo girlfriend wasn't a good idea.
- 00:13:34,405 --> 00:13:37,391 I'm taking you back to the video game store after my date with Melody.
- 00:13:47,771 --> 00:13:49,372 Hello, old friends.
- 00:13:49,592 --> 00:13:51,436 I've got to be careful this time.
- 00:13:51,462 --> 00:13:53,357 No more Colombian nights.
- 00:13:53,506 --> 00:13:56,842 All right, Stan, this is weird even for you, you need to talk?
- 00:13:56,868 --> 00:13:59,237 Nothing you could say will change my mind, Wendy.
- 00:13:59,260 --> 00:14:02,395 Sometimes, a man has to steal an animatronic badger
- 00:14:02,418 --> 00:14:04,615 to stay in this crazy game called life.
- 00:14:04,641 --> 00:14:06,668 Or you could just not care.
- 00:14:06,694 --> 00:14:07,949 It's about the principle.
- 00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:10,176 No one tells Stan Pines he is out of the game.
- 00:14:10,202 --> 00:14:11,627 No one tells...
- 00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:15,202 I'll get your orthopedic back pillow.
- 00:14:15,228 --> 00:14:16,307 Thank you!
- 00:14:17,204 --> 00:14:18,539 You can do this, Soos.
- 00:14:18,562 --> 00:14:20,857 Just remember what your love crew taught you!
- 00:14:21,095 --> 00:14:22,055 How does she look?
- 00:14:22,157 --> 00:14:22,751 Nice!
- 00:14:22,837 --> 00:14:24,923 -What are her stories? -Interesting!
- 00:14:24,949 --> 00:14:26,636 And who's gonna pay for dinner?
- 00:14:26,662 --> 00:14:28,094 Soos is!
- 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:29,495 Now date!
- 00:14:32,503 --> 00:14:34,313 They grow up so fast.
- 00:14:34,938 --> 00:14:37,407 Itchy legs, itchy legs. Oh, hi, Soos.
- 00:14:37,433 --> 00:14:42,836 Melody! Are you ready for a date with me?
- 00:14:44,776 --> 00:14:46,095 I totally am.
- 00:14:48,532 --> 00:14:50,669 Good show, man. Way to warm them up!
- 00:14:50,969 --> 00:14:52,449 I wish I was more like you.
- 00:14:57,096 --> 00:15:00,322 Man, I could go for some complimentary bread sticks right now.
- 00:15:01,408 --> 00:15:02,894 One time I was so hungry
- 00:15:02,917 --> 00:15:05,674 I ate the decorational bamboo in a Chinese restaurant.
- 00:15:06,235 --> 00:15:08,135 Like a big old panda.
- 00:15:10,026 --> 00:15:11,119 You're hilarious.
- 00:15:11,533 --> 00:15:15,274 Well, you know, I just sort of say whatever pops into my...
- 00:15:22,814 --> 00:15:25,112 -Soos, are you okay? -No, I'm fine.
- 00:15:25,135 --> 00:15:26,969 -Everything's fine. -Are you sure?
- 00:15:26,995 --> 00:15:28,473 You are spitting an awful lot.
- 00:15:29,685 --> 00:15:31,620 Uh, could you sit tight?
- 00:15:31,646 --> 00:15:33,538 I have go to the bathroom for a long time.
- 00:15:33,801 --> 00:15:34,967 Not in a weird way.
- 00:15:37,076 --> 00:15:38,974 Soos! What are you doing out there?
- 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,455 I got a big problem, guys, I am being stalked by Giffany.
- 00:15:41,481 --> 00:15:42,160 Giffany?
- 00:15:42,186 --> 00:15:44,053 Or maybe it's pronounced Giffany.
- 00:15:44,076 --> 00:15:45,252 I was never really sure.
- 00:15:45,275 --> 00:15:46,649 Soos, get a grip on yourself.
- 00:15:46,672 --> 00:15:49,312 Giffany can't stalk you because she is not real.
- 00:15:54,845 --> 00:15:55,436 Uh-oh.
- 00:15:55,462 --> 00:15:58,892 Take it from someone who brought an arcade game to life. This will not end well.
- 00:15:58,918 --> 00:16:01,717 Don't worry, I'm pretty sure she is stuck on TV screens.
- 00:16:04,684 --> 00:16:06,473 Ah, a new challenger approaches,
- 00:16:06,577 --> 00:16:08,028 prepare to be...
- 00:16:11,231 --> 00:16:12,091 Oh, boy.
- 00:16:12,416 --> 00:16:15,150 So hey! Anyway, you want to move this date into the forest
- 00:16:15,176 --> 00:16:16,660 far away from all electronics and people?
- 00:16:16,686 --> 00:16:18,825 What? But the floor show's about to start!
- 00:16:27,992 --> 00:16:30,788 Who wants to hear Hoo-Ha the owl!
- 00:16:34,495 --> 00:16:38,147 Hello, friends, Hoo-Ha the owl is dead.
- 00:16:39,136 --> 00:16:43,722 This next song goes out to my forever boyfriend, Soos.
- 00:16:43,748 --> 00:16:46,419 -Soos, what's going on? -No time to explain!
- 00:16:46,445 --> 00:16:47,564 We got to get out of here!
- 00:16:50,450 --> 00:16:53,553 The only way out, Soos, is in my arms.
- 00:16:53,985 --> 00:16:54,845 Capture them!
- 00:17:01,851 --> 00:17:05,577 Done! Out with the old, in with the new! I feel invincible.
- 00:17:07,804 --> 00:17:08,968 What... what the...
- 00:17:09,476 --> 00:17:12,381 Who wants to get badgered?
- 00:17:15,717 --> 00:17:16,849 Sorry, Soos.
- 00:17:17,107 --> 00:17:20,384 But you can't run away from our relationship.
- 00:17:26,574 --> 00:17:27,804 So about all this,
- 00:17:27,830 --> 00:17:29,425 I may have purchased a dating simulator
- 00:17:29,451 --> 00:17:31,117 that attained sentience and went crazy.
- 00:17:31,143 --> 00:17:32,439 Oh, I am crazy.
- 00:17:32,572 --> 00:17:34,477 Crazy for you, Soos.
- 00:17:37,876 --> 00:17:38,641 Oh, no.
- 00:17:38,872 --> 00:17:40,931 Oh, I'm so sorry, Melody! I'll fix this!
- 00:17:41,024 --> 00:17:42,040 It's me that she wants.
- 00:17:42,288 --> 00:17:44,541 I'll distract her while Dipper and Mabel keep you safe.
- 00:17:44,635 --> 00:17:46,040 It's the only way.
- 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:47,561 Soos, these are children.
- 00:17:47,689 --> 00:17:49,162 The only way!
- 00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:53,547 -Over here, Giffany! -Stop!
- 00:17:58,989 --> 00:18:01,048 On three, we split. One, two...
- 00:18:04,774 --> 00:18:06,142 Stay back, you monster!
- 00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:06,777 Ah!
- 00:18:16,685 --> 00:18:18,837 Yes, yes, get him, Goldie, get him.
- 00:18:25,716 --> 00:18:28,142 I'm gonna eat your face like pizza.
- 00:18:38,649 --> 00:18:40,557 I have got you surrounded, Soos.
- 00:18:41,024 --> 00:18:42,715 There is no way out.
- 00:18:42,738 --> 00:18:44,233 Please, let my friends go.
- 00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:46,103 I'll do anything you want. I promise.
- 00:18:46,129 --> 00:18:51,361 I seem to remember someone promising he will be my boyfriend.
- 00:18:51,637 --> 00:18:56,995 Think about it, real girls are unpredictable, they judge you.
- 00:18:57,404 --> 00:19:01,690 You really think Melody is going to take you back after this awful date?
- 00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:06,995 I can download your brain into the game with me
- 00:19:07,112 --> 00:19:10,177 and we will be together forever.
- 00:19:11,988 --> 00:19:14,372 -Stay back. -Come on, Soos.
- 00:19:14,398 --> 00:19:17,031 Don't make me to leave you, too.
- 00:19:17,430 --> 00:19:19,031 What do you say?
- 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:22,198 I say, game over, Giffany!
- 00:19:23,755 --> 00:19:24,871 No! Wait!
- 00:19:44,459 --> 00:19:45,436 You did it!
- 00:19:45,462 --> 00:19:47,967 You old, beautiful monster! You did it!
- 00:19:47,993 --> 00:19:49,959 How's about you and me hit the town?
- 00:19:50,151 --> 00:19:52,823 These old has-beens are going to Vegas!
- 00:19:57,517 --> 00:19:58,784 I'm sorry for all this.
- 00:19:58,981 --> 00:20:01,611 I honestly remember this place being a lot more fun when I was a kid.
- 00:20:01,725 --> 00:20:04,060 Believe it or not, I've been on worse dates.
- 00:20:04,216 --> 00:20:04,861 Really?
- 00:20:05,027 --> 00:20:07,885 -Never date a magician. -Why would I?
- 00:20:08,689 --> 00:20:10,584 Oh, hey, you wouldn't maybe be interested
- 00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:12,968 in coming to my cousin's engagement party in a week?
- 00:20:12,994 --> 00:20:15,586 I promise there is like zero robot badgers.
- 00:20:16,314 --> 00:20:17,827 Yeah, I'll still be in town then.
- 00:20:17,892 --> 00:20:19,347 Still be in town?
- 00:20:19,378 --> 00:20:21,433 I'm going back home to Portland in a few weeks
- 00:20:21,459 --> 00:20:23,753 but we can video chat, if that's okay with you?
- 00:20:23,779 --> 00:20:28,557 A relationship with a girl that I can only see through my computer, sounds perfect.
- 00:20:29,947 --> 00:20:32,499 Spirit of love, we did it.
- 00:20:33,124 --> 00:20:35,178 Yes, yes, I'm so happy.
- 00:20:35,204 --> 00:20:37,239 Have you been following us all day?
- 00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:39,770 Soos's life is my soap opera.
- 00:20:42,258 --> 00:20:44,124 Cash money! Cash money
- 00:20:44,150 --> 00:20:45,741 In the car with honey
- 00:20:46,686 --> 00:20:50,673 Travel way too fast, I got money in my glass
- 00:20:50,699 --> 00:20:53,574 Cash money Grab
- 00:20:54,309 --> 00:20:56,832 You can't stop the party Cash money
- 00:20:57,044 --> 00:20:58,668 We're old but we're awesome
- 00:20:58,951 --> 00:21:00,976 We're gonna get married
- 00:21:02,070 --> 00:21:03,734 It's a great idea
- 00:21:03,849 --> 00:21:05,367 Who are you to judge?
- 00:21:05,406 --> 00:21:07,679 This was a mistake, what...
- 00:00:01,555 --> 00:00:03,530 Ла-ла-ла!
- 00:00:04,745 --> 00:00:07,187 Скобки! Зацепились за проволоку!
- 00:00:07,266 --> 00:00:10,268 Запишите завещание! Я всё завещаю Пухле!
- 00:00:10,294 --> 00:00:13,107 -А, ну-ка, скажи «А-а». -А-а!
- 00:00:14,126 --> 00:00:15,947 Зус! Ты меня спас!
- 00:00:16,369 --> 00:00:18,098 Это просто моя работа!
- 00:00:18,121 --> 00:00:19,858 Ну, всё, увидимся завтра.
- 00:00:19,881 --> 00:00:20,937 Пока, Зус!
- 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:22,109 Пока, Зус!
- 00:00:22,135 --> 00:00:23,094 Пока, Зус!
- 00:00:23,117 --> 00:00:25,595 Ту-ту-ру-ту-ту. К тачке я иду.
- 00:00:26,705 --> 00:00:29,984 Кто-нибудь задумывался, чем занимается Зус, когда он не с нами?
- 00:00:30,010 --> 00:00:32,010 -Делать нечего. -Никогда не думал.
- 00:00:34,856 --> 00:00:35,380 Бей!
- 00:00:36,063 --> 00:00:37,067 Мочи леопардов!
- 00:00:37,700 --> 00:00:39,075 О, всё готово!
- 00:00:39,497 --> 00:00:43,184 Бабуля, другие старушки в твоём клубе будут так завидовать.
- 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,841 Погоди минутку, внучек! Посмотри-ка!
- 00:00:46,064 --> 00:00:49,108 Твой кузен Реджи через месяц устраивает помолвку.
- 00:00:49,131 --> 00:00:51,146 Стоп-стоп! Реджи помолвлен?
- 00:00:51,169 --> 00:00:53,208 Но ведь он как я, только в сто раз хуже.
- 00:00:53,234 --> 00:00:56,045 Внучек, я на тебя не давлю, но ты у меня уже большой!
- 00:00:56,071 --> 00:00:58,378 Может уже пора начать встречаться с девочками!
- 00:00:58,401 --> 00:01:00,394 Хочу увидеть твоих детишек,
- 00:01:00,420 --> 00:01:02,574 прежде чем уйду на небеса к ангелам.
- 00:01:02,597 --> 00:01:03,834 И к дедушке!
- 00:01:04,272 --> 00:01:06,244 К сожалению, он в другом месте!
- 00:01:06,402 --> 00:01:08,818 Найди девушку и приди с ней на вечеринку!
- 00:01:08,844 --> 00:01:10,602 Ради бабулиты.
- 00:01:12,923 --> 00:01:13,948 Ха, да без проблем!
- 00:01:14,026 --> 00:01:18,079 Я умею всё чинить, играю в видеоигры, усы у меня растут!
- 00:01:18,102 --> 00:01:19,915 Да я за неделю найду девчонку!
- 00:01:20,150 --> 00:01:20,915 Точняк!
- 00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:22,254 Как нефиг делать!
- 00:01:23,057 --> 00:01:24,035 <i>Тебе конец!</i>
- 00:01:24,937 --> 00:01:26,043 Мне конец.
- 00:01:43,834 --> 00:01:46,634 ДИППЕР
- 00:01:48,133 --> 00:01:49,433 МЭЙБЛ
- 00:01:50,705 --> 00:01:52,005 СТЭН
- 00:02:02,556 --> 00:02:03,856 ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ
- 00:02:09,506 --> 00:02:10,201 Здорово!
- 00:02:10,530 --> 00:02:13,823 Малыш! Неужели моё морщинистое лицо тебя пугает?!
- 00:02:13,846 --> 00:02:15,101 Лучше потрать пять центов
- 00:02:15,124 --> 00:02:17,243 и получи самородок у Старикана-старателя.
- 00:02:19,110 --> 00:02:20,402 А ну-ка, смотри!
- 00:02:36,106 --> 00:02:38,302 Слушайте: серьёзно, Мистер Пайнс,
- 00:02:38,380 --> 00:02:40,036 пора уже выкинуть его на помойку!
- 00:02:40,059 --> 00:02:43,002 Он напоминает всем покупателям о неизбежности смерти.
- 00:02:43,028 --> 00:02:43,708 Чё?
- 00:02:43,734 --> 00:02:45,948 Да, возможно, он немного и заржавел,
- 00:02:45,974 --> 00:02:48,763 но Старикан здесь местная звезда, так же как и я!
- 00:02:49,572 --> 00:02:53,052 Убей его! Убей его!
- 00:02:54,258 --> 00:02:55,591 В «ХИЖИНЕ ЧУДЕС» Я ВИДЕЛА КРУТОГО ЧУВАКА
- 00:02:57,322 --> 00:02:59,056 А, женщина!
- 00:03:02,321 --> 00:03:04,012 Ну, ладно, Зус, всё получится!
- 00:03:04,035 --> 00:03:07,753 Используй свой рот, говори слова и закрути роман с женщиной!
- 00:03:09,242 --> 00:03:10,607 У тебя классное лицо!
- 00:03:10,781 --> 00:03:11,805 А меня зовут Зус.
- 00:03:17,660 --> 00:03:18,332 Зус?
- 00:03:18,598 --> 00:03:19,918 Это что такое сейчас было?
- 00:03:19,941 --> 00:03:21,621 Я пытался флиртовать!
- 00:03:21,818 --> 00:03:22,816 Но не получилось!
- 00:03:23,082 --> 00:03:24,938 Кто-то тут сказал слово «флирт»?
- 00:03:25,134 --> 00:03:28,404 Короче я обещал бабуле найти девушку к концу недели!
- 00:03:28,646 --> 00:03:30,732 Но я ни разу в жизни не был на свидании!
- 00:03:30,793 --> 00:03:33,099 Бумажка «Не работает» должна быть на мне!
- 00:03:34,326 --> 00:03:38,700 Наконец-то! Моя мечта свести вместе два любящих сердца сбывается!
- 00:03:38,958 --> 00:03:41,495 Зус, бесплатный совет: сперва разбогатей!
- 00:03:41,739 --> 00:03:43,154 Или соври, что уже богат!
- 00:03:43,543 --> 00:03:45,360 В противном случае шансов у тебя нет.
- 00:03:45,864 --> 00:03:47,327 Не слушай Стэна, чувак!
- 00:03:47,421 --> 00:03:49,772 Ты – милый парень с хорошей работой и старым пикапом.
- 00:03:49,798 --> 00:03:50,757 Ты бы с ним пошла?
- 00:03:50,783 --> 00:03:53,405 Ой! Надо же. Ха, смотри-ка.
- 00:03:53,522 --> 00:03:56,208 Зус, ты нам помогаешь, пора и нам тебе помочь, друг!
- 00:03:56,234 --> 00:03:57,480 Устроим тебе свидание!
- 00:03:57,503 --> 00:04:01,396 Мы пойдём туда, где живет романтика и умирает хороший вкус!
- 00:04:01,450 --> 00:04:02,820 В торговый центр!
- 00:04:04,454 --> 00:04:06,791 Пойду, поищу замену Старикану-старателю.
- 00:04:06,814 --> 00:04:08,720 Вы пока отвечаете за Зуса.
- 00:04:09,876 --> 00:04:14,619 Итак, Зус, готов сразить своим очарованием ничего не подозревающих дам?
- 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:17,580 Но что, если я опять опозорюсь?
- 00:04:17,606 --> 00:04:19,820 Хуже, чем Диппер, ты не опозоришься.
- 00:04:19,846 --> 00:04:20,401 Да!
- 00:04:20,682 --> 00:04:21,717 Стой! Когда?
- 00:04:22,590 --> 00:04:24,260 И флиртуй!
- 00:04:26,894 --> 00:04:28,297 Нужен контакт глаз!
- 00:04:28,323 --> 00:04:30,870 Привет! Ваши глаза меня совсем не пугают!
- 00:04:30,992 --> 00:04:32,446 Смотрю прямо в них!
- 00:04:32,975 --> 00:04:34,600 Нужен контакт глаз!
- 00:04:34,626 --> 00:04:36,021 Нужно общение!
- 00:04:36,990 --> 00:04:39,153 А знаете, я ведь бывал в теле свиньи!
- 00:04:39,179 --> 00:04:41,436 Им очень сложно ходить задом наперед?
- 00:04:41,906 --> 00:04:44,773 Ну, вы поняли! Нет, это я не про вас! А куда это вы?
- 00:04:45,093 --> 00:04:46,171 Уверенность!
- 00:04:46,203 --> 00:04:47,136 МОДА ДЛЯ ГОТОВ
- 00:04:47,611 --> 00:04:50,249 Ну, это я полагаю, вы девушка, да?
- 00:04:50,569 --> 00:04:51,273 Нет?
- 00:04:51,798 --> 00:04:53,562 То есть, изначально я был прав?
- 00:04:54,704 --> 00:04:55,624 Нет?
- 00:04:57,603 --> 00:05:01,335 Выбрасываю мусор в мусорный контейнер! Фух!
- 00:05:02,975 --> 00:05:04,631 Эй! Слышь, нечего так смотреть!
- 00:05:04,657 --> 00:05:06,124 Всё равно останешься здесь!
- 00:05:10,756 --> 00:05:11,577 Что ещё?
- 00:05:18,023 --> 00:05:20,000 Это же кошмар! Средь бела дня!
- 00:05:20,026 --> 00:05:21,713 И почему детям это так нравится?
- 00:05:23,590 --> 00:05:25,508 Кто хочет раскошелиться?
- 00:05:26,665 --> 00:05:28,181 О да, это Вилли Барсук!
- 00:05:28,207 --> 00:05:30,245 Первый номер на нашем представлении.
- 00:05:32,168 --> 00:05:34,343 -Это Вилли Барсук! -Я тебя люблю, Вилл!
- 00:05:34,829 --> 00:05:37,381 Теперь гоните деньги!
- 00:05:37,404 --> 00:05:39,184 -Забери мои деньги! -Забери всё!
- 00:05:40,918 --> 00:05:42,949 Сэр, хочу купить вашего барсука.
- 00:05:43,476 --> 00:05:45,013 Ну, ты загнул, папаша!
- 00:05:45,036 --> 00:05:47,259 Аниматроника – это для молодых!
- 00:05:48,298 --> 00:05:50,885 Ты не сможешь управлять пиццерийными роботами!
- 00:05:52,472 --> 00:05:53,290 Моргнул!
- 00:05:54,484 --> 00:05:56,389 Эй, малой! Туда нельзя тошнить!
- 00:05:56,415 --> 00:05:58,519 Гэри тобой займется.
- 00:05:58,542 --> 00:06:00,660 Я заполучу этого барсука!
- 00:06:02,159 --> 00:06:04,417 Не грусти, Зус! Мы найдем девушку!
- 00:06:04,547 --> 00:06:07,188 Но ты главное не вешай нос!
- 00:06:08,641 --> 00:06:10,813 Думаю, хуже быть не может!
- 00:06:11,727 --> 00:06:13,233 О, нет! Кузен Реджи!
- 00:06:13,259 --> 00:06:14,790 Пощупай бицепс!
- 00:06:15,843 --> 00:06:18,225 А я совсем не в форме! Нужно спрятаться!
- 00:06:23,389 --> 00:06:24,532 Это конец, Зус!
- 00:06:24,555 --> 00:06:26,316 Ты будешь одинок всю жизнь!
- 00:06:26,535 --> 00:06:28,210 Только вы могли бы меня любить,
- 00:06:28,233 --> 00:06:30,347 Хрюшка-Боец и Доктор Кулакус!
- 00:06:32,383 --> 00:06:33,217 АКАДЕМИЯ РОМАНТИКИ
- 00:06:33,542 --> 00:06:35,081 Такую игру я не видел!
- 00:06:35,107 --> 00:06:37,399 «Научитесь флиртовать и обольщать»!
- 00:06:37,422 --> 00:06:39,528 Девять из десяти ботаников рекомендуют!
- 00:06:39,622 --> 00:06:40,450 Это то, что надо!
- 00:06:40,476 --> 00:06:43,184 Да, согласен, Зус, ты лучше играешь, чем флиртуешь.
- 00:06:43,210 --> 00:06:45,289 Тебе стоит попробовать любые средства!
- 00:06:45,315 --> 00:06:47,468 Не советую покупать эту игру, сэр!
- 00:06:47,737 --> 00:06:49,714 Её уже третий раз возвращают!
- 00:06:49,893 --> 00:06:52,891 И кто-то наклеил стикер «Уничтожить любым способом».
- 00:06:52,917 --> 00:06:54,942 Ну, приветик. Чем занимаешься?
- 00:06:54,965 --> 00:06:56,341 Типа, ой, она дохлая!
- 00:06:56,364 --> 00:06:57,815 Думаю, мы все же рискнем.
- 00:07:02,648 --> 00:07:04,401 ЭЛЕКТРОНИКС 2000 ПРЕДСТАВЛЯЕТ
- 00:07:04,426 --> 00:07:06,664 Не могу дождаться 2000 года!
- 00:07:06,999 --> 00:07:08,532 АКАДЕМИЯ РОМАНТИКИ 7
- 00:07:10,024 --> 00:07:10,531 Старт!
- 00:07:12,258 --> 00:07:15,521 «Когда цветут лепестки вишни волшебной академии романтики,
- 00:07:15,544 --> 00:07:17,292 втё водзмозно!»
- 00:07:17,557 --> 00:07:18,719 Как же это мудро.
- 00:07:19,471 --> 00:07:20,967 <i>Ой, ха-ха, здравствуй!</i>
- 00:07:20,993 --> 00:07:21,841 <i>Меня зовут Гиффани.</i>
- 00:07:21,867 --> 00:07:23,656 <i>Я школьная ученица в школьном университете.</i>
- 00:07:23,682 --> 00:07:24,740 <i>Поможешь мне донести портфель?</i>
- 00:07:24,765 --> 00:07:27,351 1: ДА, КОНЕЧНО. 2: НЕКОГДА ПОШЛИ НА СВИДАНИЕ. 3: ОТВАЛИ, КАРАКАТИЦА.
- 00:07:27,437 --> 00:07:29,098 По-моему, подходит номер два!
- 00:07:29,493 --> 00:07:30,016 Клик!
- 00:07:30,649 --> 00:07:31,584 Облажался!
- 00:07:31,856 --> 00:07:33,887 <i>Ничего! Попробуй еще раз.</i>
- 00:07:36,403 --> 00:07:37,885 Ух ты, а я учусь!
- 00:07:37,911 --> 00:07:39,858 Учиться во время игры классно!
- 00:07:39,881 --> 00:07:41,670 <i>О чем бы ты хотел поговорить?</i>
- 00:07:42,157 --> 00:07:43,837 Лучше кликну тебе по лицу!
- 00:07:43,862 --> 00:07:45,662 1: ТВОИ ИНТЕРЕСЫ. 2: САМУРАИ. 3: КАРАКАТИЦЫ.
- 00:07:45,877 --> 00:07:47,613 <i>Ты такой смешной!</i>
- 00:07:47,639 --> 00:07:49,175 Круть, игра просто потрясная!
- 00:07:49,201 --> 00:07:50,806 И чего это все её бросали!
- 00:07:50,829 --> 00:07:53,023 <i>Уверена, ты меня не бросишь,</i>
- 00:07:53,102 --> 00:07:54,438 <i>мой новый парень.</i>
- 00:07:54,464 --> 00:07:55,400 Твой парень?
- 00:07:55,545 --> 00:07:56,841 Хо-хо! Ну, надо же!
- 00:07:56,864 --> 00:07:58,798 А ты что, типа, почти, как живая!
- 00:07:58,821 --> 00:08:00,420 <i>Да. Почти.</i>
- 00:08:03,449 --> 00:08:06,669 Здорово! И у тебя такой классный смех!
- 00:08:09,687 --> 00:08:11,239 Но ты не понимаешь, Венди!
- 00:08:11,265 --> 00:08:13,744 Этот робот-барсук и поёт, и танцует!
- 00:08:13,767 --> 00:08:15,538 Идеальный деньгозарабатыватель!
- 00:08:15,723 --> 00:08:17,161 Но тот мужик его не продаёт!
- 00:08:17,187 --> 00:08:19,536 Если честно, я это даже слушать не хочу!
- 00:08:20,029 --> 00:08:21,433 Ребят, не видели Зуса?
- 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:23,396 Мы собирались помочь ему с девушками.
- 00:08:23,451 --> 00:08:24,131 Да!
- 00:08:24,157 --> 00:08:25,712 Я даже надела подбадривающий свитер!
- 00:08:25,736 --> 00:08:26,554 ТЫ МОЖЕШЬ, ЗУЗ!
- 00:08:26,555 --> 00:08:28,235 В одной букве ошиблась!
- 00:08:28,454 --> 00:08:31,610 Нет, я его не видел! Он впервые в жизни прогулял работу!
- 00:08:37,226 --> 00:08:39,234 Ну, вот, собственно, и вся моя жизнь!
- 00:08:39,424 --> 00:08:41,119 Теперь расскажи о себе что-нибудь!
- 00:08:41,236 --> 00:08:44,726 <i>Когда ты делаешь мне комплимент, у меня звёздочки в глазах!</i>
- 00:08:44,835 --> 00:08:46,032 Ты красивая!
- 00:08:46,818 --> 00:08:47,927 Многопиксельная!
- 00:08:48,122 --> 00:08:49,076 Очень милая!
- 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:51,982 Да!
- 00:08:52,008 --> 00:08:53,382 Э, Зус?
- 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:55,120 O, привет, чуваки, заходите!
- 00:08:55,146 --> 00:08:56,652 Оказалась крутейшая игра!
- 00:08:56,678 --> 00:08:58,857 Тут есть и контакт глаз,
- 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:01,689 и свиданки, и я не видел солнечного света 13 часов!
- 00:09:02,455 --> 00:09:06,367 Зус, может, пора уже пойти и применить твои знания в реальности.
- 00:09:06,411 --> 00:09:08,108 А знакомство с её родителями?!
- 00:09:08,467 --> 00:09:10,783 У неё папаша – человек-осьминог!
- 00:09:13,221 --> 00:09:14,842 Зус, мы идем в торговый центр!
- 00:09:14,865 --> 00:09:16,321 Возвращайся в реальность.
- 00:09:16,596 --> 00:09:18,439 Ну, тогда, пока, Гиффани.
- 00:09:18,462 --> 00:09:20,402 Но, обещаю тебе, я скоро вернусь.
- 00:09:20,816 --> 00:09:22,912 Зус, необязательно с ней прощаться!
- 00:09:22,938 --> 00:09:24,313 Это же всего лишь игра!
- 00:09:24,336 --> 00:09:26,113 Никуда она отсюда не денется.
- 00:09:26,378 --> 00:09:30,123 <i>Да, верно: никуда я отсюда не денусь.</i>
- 00:09:34,883 --> 00:09:35,741 Внучок!
- 00:09:36,904 --> 00:09:38,823 Ну, значит, почитаем его дневник.
- 00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:43,403 Чёрт! Куда подевались все девчонки?
- 00:09:43,429 --> 00:09:44,927 Проверю в женском туалете!
- 00:09:45,675 --> 00:09:48,440 Пора любви пришла, девочки! На выход!
- 00:09:48,466 --> 00:09:50,560 -Хватит уже намывать руки! -Бежим отсюда!
- 00:09:50,586 --> 00:09:52,904 Свидания, свидания, свидания!
- 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,883 Всё, вот к нам идёт охранник! Я разберусь!
- 00:09:54,906 --> 00:09:57,844 Будь здесь и практикуйся на реальных девушках.
- 00:10:02,978 --> 00:10:06,643 У этих девушек столько измерений! И нет всплывающего меню.
- 00:10:07,163 --> 00:10:08,418 Ах! Сумочка!
- 00:10:08,716 --> 00:10:09,449 О, нет!
- 00:10:09,582 --> 00:10:10,985 Отменить! Отменить!
- 00:10:11,188 --> 00:10:14,065 Ты никогда не сможешь отменить себя!
- 00:10:18,005 --> 00:10:19,781 О, нет! Кошмар какой-то!
- 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,562 -Эх, был бы я сейчас дома с... -<i>Привет, Зус.</i>
- 00:10:23,562 --> 00:10:24,124 Гиффани!
- 00:10:24,150 --> 00:10:26,388 Надо же, как я рад, что ты тоже тут!
- 00:10:26,414 --> 00:10:28,188 Хотя немного шокирован.
- 00:10:28,297 --> 00:10:29,219 <i>О, Зус, пойми,</i>
- 00:10:29,407 --> 00:10:31,646 <i>я не обычная игра!</i>
- 00:10:31,669 --> 00:10:34,283 <i>Я игра особенная!</i>
- 00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:37,800 <i>Программисты пытались меня стереть!</i>
- 00:10:37,901 --> 00:10:39,826 <i>И тогда я стерла их!</i>
- 00:10:42,544 --> 00:10:44,138 Чё? Чё ты сделала?
- 00:10:44,337 --> 00:10:46,155 <i>Это уже не важно!</i>
- 00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:50,202 <i>Важно, что ты не должен больше общаться с реальными девушками!</i>
- 00:10:50,228 --> 00:10:53,832 <i>Мы с тобой будем вместе! Навеки!</i>
- 00:10:54,590 --> 00:10:55,762 Ого, это здорово!
- 00:10:56,083 --> 00:10:57,220 Хотя немного пугает!
- 00:10:57,243 --> 00:10:58,309 Но всё же, здорово!
- 00:10:58,454 --> 00:10:59,909 Ну, и что мы будем делать?
- 00:10:59,935 --> 00:11:01,973 <i>Всё, что хочешь ты, Зус.</i>
- 00:11:02,156 --> 00:11:02,990 ДЕТСКИЙ УГОЛОК
- 00:11:04,317 --> 00:11:05,245 Чу-чу!
- 00:11:07,894 --> 00:11:10,738 <i>Пожалуйста, вставьте 50 центов, чтобы продолжить.</i>
- 00:11:10,801 --> 00:11:11,759 А у меня нет!
- 00:11:13,431 --> 00:11:14,790 Ой, извини!
- 00:11:15,794 --> 00:11:19,398 Здорово, что ты катаешься на детском паровозике, хотя уже вырос!
- 00:11:19,421 --> 00:11:21,633 -И тебе плевать, кто что скажет. -А?
- 00:11:21,659 --> 00:11:25,109 Ну, да! Я типа «если весело, то вперед»!
- 00:11:25,265 --> 00:11:26,945 -Понимаешь? -Вот именно!
- 00:11:26,971 --> 00:11:28,625 Быть взрослым – хуже всего!
- 00:11:28,690 --> 00:11:31,059 Жарить мясо, оплачивать свои счета!
- 00:11:31,142 --> 00:11:33,037 Вот бы весь день кататься на карусели.
- 00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:34,817 Но ты же работаешь в «Кафе-гриль»!
- 00:11:35,089 --> 00:11:37,142 Хорошее мясо – основа будущего!
- 00:11:37,258 --> 00:11:38,756 Абсолютно согласна!
- 00:11:38,928 --> 00:11:41,046 -Кстати, меня зовут Мелоди. -А меня – Зус!
- 00:11:41,126 --> 00:11:43,160 Кстати, знаешь, если ты любишь роботов,
- 00:11:43,186 --> 00:11:45,254 то нужно сходить в один клёвый ресторан.
- 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:45,907 Ты про...
- 00:11:45,933 --> 00:11:48,500 Пиццерию «Веселый переполох у старой Совы»!
- 00:11:48,632 --> 00:11:50,927 Неужели?! Ты тоже знаешь этот ресторан?
- 00:11:50,950 --> 00:11:52,644 Я в детстве его просто обожала!
- 00:11:52,667 --> 00:11:54,562 Ну, конечно! В этом центре он есть!
- 00:11:54,588 --> 00:11:55,471 Предлагаю сходить.
- 00:11:55,616 --> 00:11:57,557 Я освобождаюсь в восемь.
- 00:11:57,583 --> 00:11:58,679 Буду ждать.
- 00:11:58,702 --> 00:11:59,408 Супер!
- 00:11:59,705 --> 00:12:00,760 Тогда увидимся.
- 00:12:08,034 --> 00:12:09,187 Приятная девушка!
- 00:12:09,269 --> 00:12:11,746 Ну-с, а теперь вернемся к нашему паровозику!
- 00:12:13,825 --> 00:12:14,700 Зус!
- 00:12:15,380 --> 00:12:17,465 Мы всё видели, Зус. Это потрясающе!
- 00:12:17,491 --> 00:12:19,059 Ты только что общался с девушкой!
- 00:12:19,085 --> 00:12:20,734 -И позвал её на свидание! -Серьёзно?
- 00:12:21,834 --> 00:12:23,762 Это лучший день в моей жизни!
- 00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:26,082 Ты был спокоен, ты смотрел в глаза,
- 00:12:26,108 --> 00:12:28,456 ты как будто миллион раз делал это раньше!
- 00:12:28,482 --> 00:12:29,402 Ты понимаешь?
- 00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:30,876 Эта твоя игра помогла!
- 00:12:30,902 --> 00:12:33,277 И она больше не нужна. Можешь её выкинуть!
- 00:12:33,303 --> 00:12:34,239 Выкинуть?!
- 00:12:34,265 --> 00:12:35,558 Но как же Гиффани?
- 00:12:35,635 --> 00:12:36,675 Она хорошая!
- 00:12:36,701 --> 00:12:38,037 Главное: предсказуемая!
- 00:12:38,063 --> 00:12:40,114 Зус, разве компьютерная игра может
- 00:12:40,140 --> 00:12:42,190 пойти с тобой на помолвку Реджи?
- 00:12:44,307 --> 00:12:46,399 Гиффани? Нам нужно поговорить.
- 00:12:46,482 --> 00:12:49,876 <i>Конечно. Я запрограммирована интересоваться всем, что ты говоришь.</i>
- 00:12:49,902 --> 00:12:52,950 Короче тебе приходилось выбирать одно из двух и ты не знала,
- 00:12:52,976 --> 00:12:54,513 что из этого лучше?
- 00:12:54,539 --> 00:12:56,937 Понимаешь? В долгосрочной перспективе!
- 00:12:56,984 --> 00:12:59,007 Может, мне лучше быть с кем-то, кто не совсем
- 00:12:59,272 --> 00:13:01,374 «бип-буп»! Ха! Ну, вот!
- 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:04,429 <i>Ты не понимаешь, что говоришь! Никто не любит тебя так, как я!</i>
- 00:13:04,455 --> 00:13:06,447 <i>Реальные девушки будут над тобой смеяться!</i>
- 00:13:06,473 --> 00:13:08,050 Ты правда так думаешь?
- 00:13:08,076 --> 00:13:09,050 <i>Я это знаю!</i>
- 00:13:09,076 --> 00:13:10,886 <i>И к тому же мы договорились!</i>
- 00:13:10,950 --> 00:13:13,026 <i>Ты купил игру, поднес портфель,</i>
- 00:13:13,183 --> 00:13:14,230 <i>ты мой парень!</i>
- 00:13:14,256 --> 00:13:15,950 <i>Теперь быстро сел на стул!</i>
- 00:13:16,072 --> 00:13:17,572 Мне не нравится, как ты себя ведешь!
- 00:13:17,598 --> 00:13:20,421 <i>Я не позволю другой отнять тебя у меня, Зус!</i>
- 00:13:20,447 --> 00:13:23,234 -Гиффани, успокойся! -<i>Ты слышишь?! Ты – мой, Зус! Мой!</i>
- 00:13:23,460 --> 00:13:24,012 Пауза!
- 00:13:27,893 --> 00:13:29,567 Фух, вот разоралась!
- 00:13:29,770 --> 00:13:30,986 Прости меня, Гиффани!
- 00:13:31,094 --> 00:13:34,008 Демоническая игра с робо-девушкой была не лучшей идей!
- 00:13:34,405 --> 00:13:37,391 Лучше верну её в магазин сразу после свидания с Мелоди.
- 00:13:47,771 --> 00:13:49,372 Привет, старые друзья!
- 00:13:49,592 --> 00:13:51,436 В этот раз я буду осторожен!
- 00:13:51,462 --> 00:13:53,357 Чтобы не вышло, как в тот раз.
- 00:13:53,506 --> 00:13:56,842 Ну, всё, Стэн, это уже слишком! Может, поговорим?
- 00:13:56,868 --> 00:13:59,237 Что бы ты ни сказала, я не передумаю!
- 00:13:59,260 --> 00:14:02,395 Бывает так что мужику нужно спереть робота-барсука,
- 00:14:02,418 --> 00:14:04,615 чтобы остаться на плаву в этой жизни.
- 00:14:04,641 --> 00:14:06,668 Или можно просто забыть о нём.
- 00:14:06,694 --> 00:14:07,949 Тут дело принципа!
- 00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:10,176 Никто не спишет Стэна Пайнса со счетов!
- 00:14:10,202 --> 00:14:11,627 И никто не посмеет...
- 00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:15,202 Я принесу ортопедическую подушку.
- 00:14:15,228 --> 00:14:16,307 Спасибо.
- 00:14:17,204 --> 00:14:18,539 Ты с этим справишься, Зус!
- 00:14:18,562 --> 00:14:20,857 Только помни, чему тебя учила команда любви!
- 00:14:21,095 --> 00:14:22,055 Как она выглядит?
- 00:14:22,157 --> 00:14:22,751 Классно!
- 00:14:22,837 --> 00:14:24,923 -А всё, что она говорит – это? -Интересно!
- 00:14:24,949 --> 00:14:26,636 А кто из вас будет платить за ужин?
- 00:14:26,662 --> 00:14:28,094 Зус платит!
- 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:29,495 Тогда пошёл!
- 00:14:32,503 --> 00:14:34,313 Как же быстро они вырастают!
- 00:14:34,938 --> 00:14:37,407 Чешется, как же чеше… О, привет, Зус!
- 00:14:37,433 --> 00:14:42,836 Мелоди! Ты уже готова к свиданию со мной?
- 00:14:44,776 --> 00:14:46,095 Еще как готова!
- 00:14:48,532 --> 00:14:50,669 Молодец, чувак. Отлично выступил!
- 00:14:50,969 --> 00:14:52,449 Жаль, что я не такой как ты!
- 00:14:57,096 --> 00:15:00,322 Эх, вот бы принесли бесплатных хлебных палочек.
- 00:15:01,408 --> 00:15:02,894 Однажды я был так голоден,
- 00:15:02,917 --> 00:15:05,674 что съел декоративный бамбук в китайском ресторане!
- 00:15:06,235 --> 00:15:08,135 Как большая панда!
- 00:15:10,026 --> 00:15:11,119 Ты такой смешной.
- 00:15:11,533 --> 00:15:15,274 Ну, это я просто говорю всё, что приходит мне в голову!
- 00:15:18,898 --> 00:15:20,098 ТЫ ПОСТАВИЛ МЕНЯ НА ПАУЗУ?
- 00:15:22,814 --> 00:15:24,612 Эй, Зус, ты в порядке?
- 00:15:24,635 --> 00:15:26,469 -Всё в полном порядке! -Ты уверен?
- 00:15:26,995 --> 00:15:28,473 Ты так сильно поперхнулся.
- 00:15:29,685 --> 00:15:31,620 Э, никуда не уходи, ладно?
- 00:15:31,646 --> 00:15:33,538 Мне нужно в туалет очень надолго!
- 00:15:33,801 --> 00:15:34,967 По серьёзному делу!
- 00:15:37,076 --> 00:15:38,974 Зус, это что такое ты там вытворял?
- 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,455 Есть большая проблема! Меня преследует Гиффани!
- 00:15:41,481 --> 00:15:42,160 Гиффани?
- 00:15:42,186 --> 00:15:44,053 Может, правильно читать Джиффани?
- 00:15:44,076 --> 00:15:45,252 Этого я так и не понял!
- 00:15:45,275 --> 00:15:46,649 Зус, возьми себя в руки!
- 00:15:46,672 --> 00:15:49,312 Она не может тебя преследовать – она ненастоящая.
- 00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:53,185 ЦЕЛЬ – МАЛЕНЬКИЕ ВРАГИ
- 00:15:53,257 --> 00:15:54,820 ОПРЕДЕЛЕНИЕ СЛАБЫХ СТОРОН
- 00:15:54,845 --> 00:15:55,436 Ой!
- 00:15:55,462 --> 00:15:58,892 Я однажды оживил игрового персонажа! Добром это не кончится.
- 00:15:58,918 --> 00:16:01,717 Спокойно! Она же заперта в компьютерном мониторе.
- 00:16:04,684 --> 00:16:06,473 <i>Мне брошен новый вызов!</i>
- 00:16:06,577 --> 00:16:08,028 <i>Приготовься быть...</i>
- 00:16:11,231 --> 00:16:12,091 О, боже!
- 00:16:12,416 --> 00:16:15,150 Послушай! Мелоди, давай перенесём свидание в лес –
- 00:16:15,176 --> 00:16:16,660 подальше от электроники и людей?
- 00:16:16,686 --> 00:16:18,825 Что? Но сейчас начнется представление!
- 00:16:27,992 --> 00:16:30,788 Кто хочет послушать веселую сову?
- 00:16:34,495 --> 00:16:38,147 Привет, друзья! Веселая Сова сдохла!
- 00:16:39,136 --> 00:16:43,722 А следующая песня посвящается моему парню, Зусу.
- 00:16:43,748 --> 00:16:46,419 -Зус, что происходит? -Нет времени объяснять!
- 00:16:46,445 --> 00:16:47,564 Нам нужно сматываться!
- 00:16:50,450 --> 00:16:53,553 Смотаться отсюда можно только в мои объятия, Зус!
- 00:16:53,985 --> 00:16:54,845 Взять их!
- 00:17:01,851 --> 00:17:05,577 Есть! Старьё – в мусор, новьё – в дом! Я – непобедимый Стэн!
- 00:17:07,804 --> 00:17:08,968 Что? Что это?
- 00:17:09,476 --> 00:17:12,381 Кто хочет раскошелиться?
- 00:17:15,717 --> 00:17:16,849 Прости, Зус!
- 00:17:17,107 --> 00:17:20,384 Но тебе не сбежать от наших отношений.
- 00:17:26,574 --> 00:17:27,804 Тут дело вот в чём:
- 00:17:27,830 --> 00:17:29,425 я купил игру – любовный симулятор,
- 00:17:29,451 --> 00:17:31,117 она ожила и сошла с ума.
- 00:17:31,143 --> 00:17:32,439 Да, я схожу с ума!
- 00:17:32,572 --> 00:17:34,477 Схожу с ума по тебе, Зус.
- 00:17:37,876 --> 00:17:38,641 О, нет, нет!
- 00:17:38,872 --> 00:17:40,931 Прости меня, Мелоди! Я всё исправлю!
- 00:17:41,024 --> 00:17:42,040 Ей нужен я!
- 00:17:42,288 --> 00:17:44,541 Я её отвлеку, а Диппер и Мэйбл тебя спасут!
- 00:17:44,635 --> 00:17:46,040 Другого выхода у нас нет!
- 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:47,561 Зус, они же ещё дети.
- 00:17:47,689 --> 00:17:49,162 Выхода нет!
- 00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:53,547 -Я здесь, Гиффани! -Стой!
- 00:17:58,989 --> 00:18:01,048 На счет три разбегаемся! Раз, два...
- 00:18:04,774 --> 00:18:06,142 Назад, чудовище!
- 00:18:16,685 --> 00:18:18,837 Да, да! Убей его, старик, давай!
- 00:18:25,716 --> 00:18:28,142 Я съем твоё лицо как пиццу.
- 00:18:38,649 --> 00:18:40,557 Ты окружен, Зус!
- 00:18:41,024 --> 00:18:42,715 Ты никуда не денешься!
- 00:18:42,738 --> 00:18:44,233 Прошу, отпусти моих друзей.
- 00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:46,103 Я сделаю всё, что хочешь. Обещаю.
- 00:18:46,129 --> 00:18:51,361 Насколько я помню, кое-кто уже обещал мне быть моим парнем!
- 00:18:51,637 --> 00:18:56,995 <i>Подумай! Реальные девушки непредсказуемы! Они смотрят свысока!</i>
- 00:18:57,404 --> 00:19:01,690 <i>Ты правда думаешь, что Мелоди будет с тобой после этого ужасного свидания?</i>
- 00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:06,995 Я могу загрузить твой разум ко мне в игру,
- 00:19:07,112 --> 00:19:10,177 и мы с тобой будем вместе навеки!
- 00:19:11,988 --> 00:19:14,372 -Не подходи! -Ну же, Зус!
- 00:19:14,398 --> 00:19:17,031 Не заставляй меня и тебя стирать!
- 00:19:17,430 --> 00:19:19,031 Что ты мне скажешь?
- 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:22,198 Я скажу: «Игра окончена, Гиффани!»
- 00:19:23,755 --> 00:19:24,871 Нет! Стой!
- 00:19:44,459 --> 00:19:45,436 Ты победил!
- 00:19:45,462 --> 00:19:47,967 Ты ж мой старый дуралей, ты его победил!
- 00:19:47,993 --> 00:19:49,959 Может, мы с тобой прошвырнемся в город?
- 00:19:50,151 --> 00:19:52,823 Два старикана покоряют Лас-Вегас!
- 00:19:57,517 --> 00:19:58,784 Прости меня за это!
- 00:19:58,981 --> 00:20:01,611 Честно, когда я был ребенком, тут было гораздо веселее.
- 00:20:01,725 --> 00:20:04,060 Честно, у меня бывали свидания и похуже.
- 00:20:04,216 --> 00:20:04,861 Правда?
- 00:20:05,027 --> 00:20:07,885 -Не встречайся с фокусником. -Фу! Зачем мне это?
- 00:20:08,689 --> 00:20:10,584 О, кстати не хочешь сходить со мной
- 00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:12,968 на помолвку моего кузена через неделю?
- 00:20:12,994 --> 00:20:15,586 Могу пообещать никаких роботов не будет.
- 00:20:16,314 --> 00:20:17,827 Ладно. Я ещё буду здесь!
- 00:20:17,892 --> 00:20:19,347 Еще будешь здесь?
- 00:20:19,378 --> 00:20:21,433 Через пару недель возвращаюсь в Портленд!
- 00:20:21,459 --> 00:20:23,753 Но можем общаться в сети, если ты не против.
- 00:20:23,779 --> 00:20:28,557 Иметь отношения с девушкой, которую я вижу только в компьютере? Да это же идеально!
- 00:20:29,947 --> 00:20:32,499 Великий дух любви! Мы справились!
- 00:20:33,124 --> 00:20:35,178 Да, да! Я очень счастлива!
- 00:20:35,204 --> 00:20:37,239 Вы что, следили за нами весь день?
- 00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:39,770 Жизнь Зуса – это мой личный телесериал.
- 00:20:40,078 --> 00:20:40,812 <i>Два короля</i>
- 00:20:42,258 --> 00:20:44,124 <i>Только наличка</i>
- 00:20:44,150 --> 00:20:45,741 <i>В моей тачке – сестрички</i>
- 00:20:46,686 --> 00:20:50,673 <i>Гоним по шоссе вовсю</i>
- 00:20:50,699 --> 00:20:53,574 <i>Я сегодня тусю</i>
- 00:20:54,309 --> 00:20:56,832 <i>Наша вечеринка улёт Только наличка</i>
- 00:20:57,044 --> 00:20:58,668 <i>И это всё не снится</i>
- 00:20:58,951 --> 00:21:00,976 <i>На старухе я решил жениться</i>
- 00:21:02,070 --> 00:21:03,734 <i>Отличная идея</i>
- 00:21:03,849 --> 00:21:05,367 <i>Не тебе меня судить</i>
- 00:21:05,406 --> 00:21:07,679 <i>Как-то глупо всё вышло! Что?</i>
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