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Гольфовая война
The Golf War
Сезон: 02Серия: 03
Описание
Мэйбл и Пасифика устраивают ночной турнир по мини-гольфу. Мэйбл и Диппер обнаруживают на поле крохотных обитателей, называющих себя лилигольферами и враждующих между собой, чем близнецы и пользуются, чтобы одержать победу над соперницей.
Субтитры
- 00:00:03,404 --> 00:00:05,234 Who wants Stan-cakes?
- 00:00:05,421 --> 00:00:07,645 They're like pancakes, but they probably have some of my hair in 'em.
- 00:00:07,670 --> 00:00:08,367 Pass.
- 00:00:08,393 --> 00:00:09,390 It's here!
- 00:00:09,589 --> 00:00:10,926 Aahh!
- 00:00:10,949 --> 00:00:12,326 Oh, it's here! It's here! It's here! It's here!
- 00:00:12,349 --> 00:00:15,083 I've been waiting all morning and it's finally here!
- 00:00:15,106 --> 00:00:17,239 The Gravity Falls Gossiper accepted my article
- 00:00:17,262 --> 00:00:19,558 about summer fashion tips for squirrels.
- 00:00:19,581 --> 00:00:22,034 My picture is gonna be in the newspaper!
- 00:00:22,057 --> 00:00:22,917 Check it!
- 00:00:23,139 --> 00:00:26,233 "Pacifica Northwest declares V-necks the look of the season."
- 00:00:26,428 --> 00:00:27,564 What am I looking at here?
- 00:00:27,590 --> 00:00:28,667 Wha-wha-what?
- 00:00:30,775 --> 00:00:33,542 Looks like someone bought their way to the front page.
- 00:00:33,565 --> 00:00:35,955 Is it legal for a child to wear that much make-up?
- 00:00:35,981 --> 00:00:37,400 Ugh. Pacifica.
- 00:00:37,426 --> 00:00:39,080 She always ruins everything.
- 00:00:39,081 --> 00:00:40,496 Aww, cheer up, Mabel.
- 00:00:40,522 --> 00:00:42,626 I mean, no one even reads newspapers anymore.
- 00:00:42,681 --> 00:00:43,280 Dudes!
- 00:00:43,306 --> 00:00:45,452 V-neck season is upon us!
- 00:00:45,475 --> 00:00:47,315 Who wants to help me get ahead of the fashion curve?
- 00:00:47,341 --> 00:00:50,201 I'm taking it one step further with the W-neck!
- 00:00:50,989 --> 00:00:53,740 Must. Follow. Newspaper.
- 00:00:58,390 --> 00:01:00,636 I need something to get my mind off this.
- 00:01:00,959 --> 00:01:03,411 Looking for a distraction from your horrible life?
- 00:01:03,437 --> 00:01:04,493 Why, yes!
- 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:06,211 Victory. Honor.
- 00:01:06,234 --> 00:01:08,263 Destiny. Mutton.
- 00:01:08,289 --> 00:01:10,167 These old timey sounding words are alive and well
- 00:01:10,190 --> 00:01:12,215 at the Gravity Falls Royal Discount Putt Hutt!
- 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:14,122 No mutton available at snack shop.
- 00:01:14,466 --> 00:01:16,599 Hey, Mabel, you love mini-golf!
- 00:01:16,622 --> 00:01:18,454 She's been amazing at it since we were kids.
- 00:01:18,736 --> 00:01:19,696 What do you say, Mabel?
- 00:01:19,722 --> 00:01:21,317 We've had a stressful couple of days.
- 00:01:21,340 --> 00:01:22,579 How about we take a break, huh?
- 00:01:22,605 --> 00:01:25,058 Would kicking all our butts at mini-golf cheer you up?
- 00:01:25,084 --> 00:01:26,267 Maybe a little.
- 00:01:26,533 --> 00:01:28,108 Come on, Mabel! Victory!
- 00:01:28,131 --> 00:01:29,611 -Honor! -Destiny!
- 00:01:29,806 --> 00:01:30,760 Mutton!
- 00:01:31,409 --> 00:01:33,824 Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!
- 00:01:33,847 --> 00:01:36,361 Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!
- 00:01:37,033 --> 00:01:38,627 And the pig can look after the house.
- 00:02:25,956 --> 00:02:29,130 Ah, Mini-Golf. The sport of mini-champions.
- 00:02:29,272 --> 00:02:31,167 The grass is fake but the fun is real.
- 00:02:31,190 --> 00:02:32,724 There's something here for everyone.
- 00:02:33,826 --> 00:02:35,980 Hey, you, stop!
- 00:02:36,019 --> 00:02:37,488 Come back here!
- 00:02:39,591 --> 00:02:41,789 Hey, those are lewd hand gestures!
- 00:02:43,127 --> 00:02:45,551 Focus, focus, and...
- 00:02:48,333 --> 00:02:50,526 Don't worry, bro, you're still
- 00:02:50,676 --> 00:02:52,531 "ext-roar-dinary!"
- 00:02:53,101 --> 00:02:54,448 I'll take what I can get.
- 00:02:55,472 --> 00:02:57,276 To the hip we go, and...
- 00:03:02,798 --> 00:03:04,471 Wha... How'd I get here?
- 00:03:04,497 --> 00:03:05,145 Yes!
- 00:03:05,474 --> 00:03:06,475 Holy smokes!
- 00:03:06,501 --> 00:03:08,609 Someone in our family actually has talent.
- 00:03:08,632 --> 00:03:11,128 Grunkle Stan, you ain't seen nothin' yet!
- 00:03:11,154 --> 00:03:13,963 She's so good, yeah
- 00:03:13,986 --> 00:03:16,361 Lookin' to hit that ball
- 00:03:16,384 --> 00:03:18,239 She's got the skills
- 00:03:18,262 --> 00:03:20,979 Takin' it to the hole
- 00:03:24,616 --> 00:03:26,031 Guys, this is amazing.
- 00:03:26,054 --> 00:03:27,509 If Mabel gets a hole-in-one here,
- 00:03:27,532 --> 00:03:29,663 she'll beat her all time high score!
- 00:03:30,030 --> 00:03:30,986 You can do it, Mabel.
- 00:03:31,009 --> 00:03:33,100 Pretend the ball is Pacifica's face.
- 00:03:44,399 --> 00:03:45,740 Aw, nuts!
- 00:03:49,594 --> 00:03:52,169 Ah, don't worry about it, kid. The thing's random.
- 00:03:52,195 --> 00:03:53,882 Yeah, besides the Bermuda's Triangle,
- 00:03:53,905 --> 00:03:56,241 how mini golf works is the world's greatest mystery.
- 00:03:56,264 --> 00:03:57,640 As far as I'm concerned,
- 00:03:57,664 --> 00:04:00,474 you're still better than anyone else is Gravity...
- 00:04:01,849 --> 00:04:03,675 Oh, would you look at that?
- 00:04:03,701 --> 00:04:05,871 I didn't know it was "hobos golf free" day.
- 00:04:05,894 --> 00:04:07,435 Pacifica!
- 00:04:08,197 --> 00:04:10,172 Well, if it isn't the Pines family.
- 00:04:10,433 --> 00:04:13,245 Fat, old, lame, braces.
- 00:04:13,487 --> 00:04:15,940 Soos, would it be wrong to punch a child?
- 00:04:15,963 --> 00:04:16,821 I've got this.
- 00:04:16,844 --> 00:04:18,019 Hey, Pacifica,
- 00:04:18,042 --> 00:04:19,897 how's that whole your-family-being-frauds thing
- 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:20,856 working out for you?
- 00:04:20,879 --> 00:04:22,175 Great, actually.
- 00:04:22,198 --> 00:04:23,494 That's the thing about money.
- 00:04:23,517 --> 00:04:25,252 It makes problems go away.
- 00:04:25,275 --> 00:04:27,170 Well, can't buy you skill.
- 00:04:27,193 --> 00:04:29,648 You walked into the game of the mini golf champion.
- 00:04:30,473 --> 00:04:31,372 Sergei!
- 00:04:31,788 --> 00:04:33,484 This is Sergei, my trainer.
- 00:04:33,507 --> 00:04:35,722 The Sportlympics had mini golf once.
- 00:04:35,745 --> 00:04:36,961 I took gold!
- 00:04:37,153 --> 00:04:40,051 So if you don't mind moving out of the way of the professionals...
- 00:04:49,435 --> 00:04:52,131 Enjoy second place. Give her a hand, folks!
- 00:04:54,325 --> 00:04:55,302 Oh, yeah?
- 00:04:55,325 --> 00:04:58,821 Well, I want a rematch, you... you...
- 00:04:59,121 --> 00:05:02,189 walking one dimensional bleached blonde valley girl stereotype!
- 00:05:04,798 --> 00:05:07,032 Like, let's do this.
- 00:05:11,458 --> 00:05:14,146 Hear ye! Hear ye! Honk! Honk! Ow!
- 00:05:17,536 --> 00:05:18,719 Stop at once!
- 00:05:18,742 --> 00:05:20,757 The park is now closed due to weather.
- 00:05:20,780 --> 00:05:23,394 The King of Mini Golf has spoken.
- 00:05:23,417 --> 00:05:24,991 Oh, the King is down!
- 00:05:25,601 --> 00:05:28,868 This isn't over. You. Me. Midnight.
- 00:05:28,891 --> 00:05:30,587 We'll see who's best.
- 00:05:30,610 --> 00:05:31,861 I'll be here.
- 00:05:37,371 --> 00:05:39,079 I'll be here.
- 00:05:39,837 --> 00:05:42,277 Peh, peh! Hair in my mouth. Peh!
- 00:05:54,237 --> 00:05:57,050 Time to scratch mini golf off my talents list.
- 00:05:57,103 --> 00:05:58,438 Aww, don't give up, Mabel.
- 00:05:58,461 --> 00:05:59,951 Yeah, if you beat her at this,
- 00:05:59,977 --> 00:06:01,594 she could never rag on you again.
- 00:06:01,628 --> 00:06:02,772 Imagine it.
- 00:06:04,519 --> 00:06:07,386 Um, the section for ugly grandma clothes is over there.
- 00:06:07,412 --> 00:06:08,348 Oh, yeah?
- 00:06:08,371 --> 00:06:09,628 Well, the section for people
- 00:06:09,651 --> 00:06:12,448 who lost at mini golf is over there!
- 00:06:14,695 --> 00:06:16,190 We came as fast as we could.
- 00:06:16,284 --> 00:06:18,459 We heard a little girl got seriously burned!
- 00:06:18,482 --> 00:06:19,977 Oh!
- 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,323 I'm ruined!
- 00:06:21,349 --> 00:06:23,440 -Up top! -Yay!
- 00:06:25,433 --> 00:06:26,687 You're right, guys.
- 00:06:26,713 --> 00:06:28,689 I just need to practice a little more before midnight.
- 00:06:28,712 --> 00:06:30,983 Go to the golf course after dark, you say?
- 00:06:31,178 --> 00:06:33,237 I don't know. We'd have to break in and...
- 00:06:33,263 --> 00:06:34,800 Just kidding! Let's break in!
- 00:06:43,976 --> 00:06:45,621 Oh, and, hey, Mabel!
- 00:06:50,108 --> 00:06:51,187 Knock her dead, kid.
- 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:00,904 Darn! Poo-peck-darn!
- 00:07:01,199 --> 00:07:04,100 Ugh! I don't get it! What is wrong with this hole?
- 00:07:08,732 --> 00:07:09,485 Did you hear that?
- 00:07:09,511 --> 00:07:10,844 What? What is it?
- 00:07:11,246 --> 00:07:12,579 Grab your club.
- 00:07:39,563 --> 00:07:40,682 We good? We good?
- 00:07:42,139 --> 00:07:43,031 All right then.
- 00:07:43,126 --> 00:07:46,818 Hi! Hello! I'm Franz. And welcome to our home.
- 00:07:46,928 --> 00:07:49,139 -What is this? -Yeah.
- 00:07:49,203 --> 00:07:52,600 Are you guys tiny humans? Or enormous mini-humans?
- 00:07:52,626 --> 00:07:54,999 Neither. We're lilli-putt-tians!
- 00:07:55,045 --> 00:07:56,419 Lilli... Lilli-putt...
- 00:07:56,442 --> 00:07:58,260 The name makes more sense written out than spoken.
- 00:07:58,283 --> 00:08:01,238 And we control the balls! Behold!
- 00:08:10,230 --> 00:08:11,189 Wow!
- 00:08:23,111 --> 00:08:24,352 That's incredible!
- 00:08:24,375 --> 00:08:26,230 And so needlessly complicated.
- 00:08:26,253 --> 00:08:27,469 Aw, shucks.
- 00:08:27,492 --> 00:08:29,027 It's only our life-long passion!
- 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:31,305 Would you like us to elaborate through song?
- 00:08:33,287 --> 00:08:34,486 Nah, we're good.
- 00:08:36,803 --> 00:08:39,219 So what are you hugelings doing here anyway?
- 00:08:39,242 --> 00:08:41,096 We kind of have to play this golf tournament
- 00:08:41,119 --> 00:08:43,055 against my rival, Pacifica.
- 00:08:43,078 --> 00:08:44,652 Oh, rivals. Rivals, rivals.
- 00:08:44,675 --> 00:08:47,249 Oh, we know all about rivals.
- 00:08:47,272 --> 00:08:49,611 Put a clog in it, ya windmill lubbers!
- 00:08:51,509 --> 00:08:54,042 These really bottom popinjays are terrible
- 00:08:54,065 --> 00:08:55,881 at controlling the balls!
- 00:08:55,904 --> 00:08:58,679 We are the ball masters, says I!
- 00:09:00,580 --> 00:09:02,874 Shut your mouths, you showboating pirates!
- 00:09:02,897 --> 00:09:05,654 Everyone knows the Eiffel Tower hole is the best!
- 00:09:06,019 --> 00:09:07,919 I don't actually speak French.
- 00:09:08,305 --> 00:09:11,368 Stay thee your comments, ye scurrilous Frenchmen!
- 00:09:12,888 --> 00:09:15,821 None controllable is better than the knights of...
- 00:09:15,844 --> 00:09:17,416 Wiener castle.
- 00:09:17,799 --> 00:09:20,155 -Who wrote this? -We'll settle which hole is best!
- 00:09:20,181 --> 00:09:21,935 -Attack! -Charge!
- 00:09:21,958 --> 00:09:24,173 Ooh, I'm shiverin' in me timbers.
- 00:09:24,196 --> 00:09:25,195 Get ready to die!
- 00:09:26,515 --> 00:09:28,751 Long live the mini king!
- 00:09:29,911 --> 00:09:31,666 Die, you evil scum!
- 00:09:40,900 --> 00:09:42,315 These guys are a riot.
- 00:09:42,338 --> 00:09:44,566 Guys, guys, calm down.
- 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:47,665 Your fighting is inadvertently adorable.
- 00:09:47,691 --> 00:09:51,049 Adorable we are, hugeling, but our tale, less so.
- 00:09:51,075 --> 00:09:53,682 Every hole in the park thinks that it's superior.
- 00:09:53,708 --> 00:09:55,103 From the cowboys in the east
- 00:09:55,126 --> 00:09:56,861 to the grimy minors of the south.
- 00:09:56,884 --> 00:09:59,971 If only there was some way to decide which side is best
- 00:10:00,159 --> 00:10:03,409 with maybe an award or, like a trophy. I don't know.
- 00:10:03,698 --> 00:10:04,954 But, Franz, look!
- 00:10:06,872 --> 00:10:08,089 -A sticker. -Sticker.
- 00:10:08,112 --> 00:10:10,686 The sticker. The sticker could decide!
- 00:10:10,709 --> 00:10:12,696 It does say "the best" on it.
- 00:10:12,722 --> 00:10:14,083 Decide for us, hugeling.
- 00:10:14,106 --> 00:10:16,720 Choose which mini kingdom to give the sticker to
- 00:10:16,743 --> 00:10:18,574 and end our war!
- 00:10:20,340 --> 00:10:21,595 I don't know, guys.
- 00:10:21,618 --> 00:10:23,273 I'm not sure I want to get involved
- 00:10:23,297 --> 00:10:25,792 in your weird mini blood feud.
- 00:10:25,815 --> 00:10:27,948 Psst! Mabel, this is perfect.
- 00:10:28,071 --> 00:10:29,248 These guys control the course.
- 00:10:29,271 --> 00:10:30,925 Just tell them you'll give the sticker
- 00:10:30,948 --> 00:10:33,564 to whichever group does a better job of helping us win.
- 00:10:33,729 --> 00:10:34,761 I'm not sure, Dipper.
- 00:10:34,784 --> 00:10:38,758 I want to beat Pacifica, but doesn't this seem like cheating?
- 00:10:38,781 --> 00:10:41,970 Pacifica's rich, Mabel. She's cheating at life.
- 00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:43,642 Hmm.
- 00:10:45,734 --> 00:10:46,709 Thanks, man.
- 00:10:46,735 --> 00:10:48,248 People of the 18 holes!
- 00:10:48,372 --> 00:10:50,507 We're going to have a game of mini-golf!
- 00:10:50,530 --> 00:10:52,825 And whoever does the best job helping me win
- 00:10:52,848 --> 00:10:54,463 gets the sticker!
- 00:10:54,486 --> 00:10:57,260 It'll be us, lass, not these tulip munchers.
- 00:10:57,283 --> 00:11:01,974 I will not be insulted by a man with no depth perception wearing earrings.
- 00:11:02,109 --> 00:11:05,371 Just remember, as long as you're helping me, no fighting.
- 00:11:08,808 --> 00:11:11,020 Dude, I'm cutting "W"s into all my shirts.
- 00:11:11,046 --> 00:11:12,504 Got to give the public what they want.
- 00:11:12,588 --> 00:11:14,442 Well, the kids are taking their time.
- 00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:16,064 Looks like it's gonna be a while.
- 00:11:25,734 --> 00:11:27,509 Sure are a lot of stars out tonight.
- 00:11:27,532 --> 00:11:29,208 Well, this is gettin' weird.
- 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:34,663 Now remember, Pacifica, winning is everything.
- 00:11:34,686 --> 00:11:37,099 Oh, oh, and also looks. Winning and looks.
- 00:11:37,122 --> 00:11:39,538 Dad, I've been practicing for, like, a millions hours, okay?
- 00:11:39,561 --> 00:11:40,817 I've got this.
- 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:41,975 You'll stay to watch, right?
- 00:11:41,998 --> 00:11:44,213 Pacifica, darling. We have a party to go to.
- 00:11:44,236 --> 00:11:46,034 We'll just read about your victory in the paper.
- 00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:47,901 Sergei!
- 00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:52,901 Oh, and whatever happens, just remember one thing.
- 00:11:53,102 --> 00:11:54,197 You're a Northwest.
- 00:11:54,385 --> 00:11:55,864 Don't lose.
- 00:11:58,596 --> 00:12:01,313 How much do you want to bet they're no shows?
- 00:12:02,817 --> 00:12:04,317 Looking for someone?
- 00:12:04,343 --> 00:12:06,311 Waiting in the dark and not creepy at all.
- 00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:08,561 Seriously, though? I don't know why you bothered to come.
- 00:12:08,587 --> 00:12:10,218 Unless you've got something up your sleeve.
- 00:12:10,514 --> 00:12:14,186 Oh, I guess you could say we've got a little something.
- 00:12:14,489 --> 00:12:15,390 Right? Right?
- 00:12:19,093 --> 00:12:20,630 Eighteen holes. Standard rules.
- 00:12:20,656 --> 00:12:23,790 Winner lives in glory. Loser wallows in eternal shame.
- 00:12:23,816 --> 00:12:24,791 On your mark,
- 00:12:24,973 --> 00:12:27,570 Get set, Mini golf!
- 00:12:40,873 --> 00:12:41,723 What?
- 00:12:53,199 --> 00:12:54,175 Out of my way!
- 00:12:58,100 --> 00:12:59,716 Are you serious?
- 00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:03,836 Yarr, I say!
- 00:13:09,248 --> 00:13:10,123 Miner hole.
- 00:13:10,149 --> 00:13:12,990 I wonder what cute silly things are going on down there.
- 00:13:15,785 --> 00:13:16,607 Stop!
- 00:13:16,633 --> 00:13:18,998 You can't go in there! There's been a gas leak.
- 00:13:19,021 --> 00:13:21,634 Anyone who goes in there will die!
- 00:13:24,336 --> 00:13:25,643 I will take it.
- 00:13:25,669 --> 00:13:29,317 Don't go, Big Henry! We need you!
- 00:13:29,343 --> 00:13:30,690 Go home, Polly.
- 00:13:37,482 --> 00:13:38,008 Ahem.
- 00:13:41,439 --> 00:13:44,185 Come on, Big Henry. You can do this.
- 00:14:02,631 --> 00:14:03,957 Aah! No!
- 00:14:04,481 --> 00:14:06,590 Sergei! Soda! Now!
- 00:14:07,173 --> 00:14:10,545 Okay, guys, that was badonkulous!
- 00:14:10,568 --> 00:14:11,745 Hey, hey. Little high fives, everyone.
- 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:13,024 Little high fives all around.
- 00:14:13,047 --> 00:14:15,341 Nice one. You did it. You're the man!
- 00:14:15,364 --> 00:14:16,581 I don't want to call it out early,
- 00:14:16,604 --> 00:14:20,817 but I think the Miners might have one of these in their future.
- 00:14:25,169 --> 00:14:26,551 Are you kidding me?
- 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:28,309 After everything we've worked for?
- 00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:29,653 Calm yourself, Franz.
- 00:14:29,679 --> 00:14:32,342 There may be another way to win the hugelings' favor.
- 00:14:32,368 --> 00:14:33,327 Knock on wood.
- 00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:39,620 There's something going on, Sergei. I can feel it.
- 00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:42,372 Maybe they has little people who control where balls go.
- 00:14:42,398 --> 00:14:44,411 Whew! We got to get you English lessons.
- 00:14:44,769 --> 00:14:46,368 I mean, think about it. I'm globally ranked.
- 00:14:46,394 --> 00:14:48,310 It's ridiculous that she's beating me.
- 00:14:49,481 --> 00:14:52,897 Ugh, Pitt Cola. I always forget about the pit.
- 00:14:53,034 --> 00:14:54,304 Get me a different one, Sergei.
- 00:14:55,699 --> 00:14:56,676 Huh?
- 00:14:58,608 --> 00:14:59,609 This is bad.
- 00:15:01,827 --> 00:15:04,543 I can't wait to see the look on Pacifica's face when we win.
- 00:15:04,569 --> 00:15:05,674 I'm thinking it will be like...
- 00:15:06,527 --> 00:15:07,933 You know how she does that?
- 00:15:08,163 --> 00:15:11,632 Dipper, is it bad that I feel good about her feeling bad?
- 00:15:11,658 --> 00:15:13,584 Just enjoy your victory, Mabel.
- 00:15:13,607 --> 00:15:15,822 Trust me, Pacifica will be fine.
- 00:15:17,801 --> 00:15:20,578 What's going on here? Let me go!
- 00:15:23,365 --> 00:15:24,365 What did I miss?
- 00:15:25,372 --> 00:15:26,930 Let me go, you creeps!
- 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,287 Welcome, twins! Welcome!
- 00:15:29,310 --> 00:15:30,726 I can tell you're loving this, right?
- 00:15:30,749 --> 00:15:32,164 Right? No?
- 00:15:32,187 --> 00:15:33,524 What are you guys doing?
- 00:15:33,547 --> 00:15:35,648 This wasn't part of the deal, tiny Dutchman!
- 00:15:35,820 --> 00:15:39,421 Okay, so we saw you were favoring the Miners and we figured,
- 00:15:39,615 --> 00:15:42,515 what's better than beating Pacifica? Pfft!
- 00:15:42,538 --> 00:15:43,793 Killing her, right?
- 00:15:43,816 --> 00:15:46,312 As if. I'm calling my parents.
- 00:15:46,335 --> 00:15:47,431 Where is my phone?
- 00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:49,428 Send.
- 00:15:49,451 --> 00:15:50,584 Hey, hey!
- 00:15:50,912 --> 00:15:53,621 So how about it, hugeling? Who's the best now?
- 00:15:53,647 --> 00:15:55,944 Not so fast, landlubbers!
- 00:15:56,981 --> 00:15:59,236 If you're going to play dirty, so are we.
- 00:15:59,262 --> 00:16:02,002 Now give us the sticker or he walks the plank.
- 00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:03,294 No, give us the sticker!
- 00:16:03,317 --> 00:16:04,771 The Miners! The sticker's for the Miners!
- 00:16:04,794 --> 00:16:07,490 -Give it to us! -Give it to us!
- 00:16:07,513 --> 00:16:08,968 Remember Big Henry!
- 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,261 Enough!
- 00:16:12,778 --> 00:16:15,003 You know what? No one gets the sticker!
- 00:16:17,121 --> 00:16:18,697 No. No. Nuh-uh.
- 00:16:18,723 --> 00:16:20,819 No booing. Stop. No.
- 00:16:20,845 --> 00:16:23,546 No one gets the sticker 'cause you're all being jerks.
- 00:16:23,572 --> 00:16:25,929 I mean, why can't you just get along?
- 00:16:26,445 --> 00:16:27,929 Because we hate each other.
- 00:16:27,952 --> 00:16:30,470 That's kinda how rivalries work, lass.
- 00:16:30,496 --> 00:16:31,455 Well then maybe...
- 00:16:32,747 --> 00:16:34,363 Maybe rivalries are dumb.
- 00:16:34,386 --> 00:16:37,161 Maybe you don't settle them with petty competitions.
- 00:16:37,184 --> 00:16:39,504 Maybe the only way to be "the best"
- 00:16:39,628 --> 00:16:42,203 is by ending the fighting and working together!
- 00:16:48,252 --> 00:16:49,348 It's all so clear.
- 00:16:49,371 --> 00:16:51,587 If we work together...
- 00:16:52,116 --> 00:16:54,670 Then we can cut open her belly and get the sticker.
- 00:16:55,644 --> 00:16:57,608 Get the girl! Slice her open!
- 00:16:58,939 --> 00:17:01,153 You guys aren't appreciating the lesson here!
- 00:17:01,278 --> 00:17:03,676 Sticker! Sticker! Sticker!
- 00:17:08,047 --> 00:17:09,231 Help!
- 00:17:10,270 --> 00:17:11,566 We've got to get out of here!
- 00:17:11,589 --> 00:17:13,745 I have to save Pacifica first!
- 00:17:25,176 --> 00:17:26,471 After her!
- 00:17:26,494 --> 00:17:28,349 Ah, Mr. Dipper! Nyet! Nyet!
- 00:17:28,372 --> 00:17:30,627 Don't freak out, man! The water's shallow!
- 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,447 There is literally no way to drown.
- 00:17:35,669 --> 00:17:36,412 Seriously?
- 00:17:37,762 --> 00:17:39,897 Ugh, took you long enough. And watch the earrings!
- 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:41,328 They're worth more than your house!
- 00:17:41,522 --> 00:17:44,093 You know, on second thought, maybe I won't untie you.
- 00:17:44,116 --> 00:17:45,414 Untie me! Untie me!
- 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,097 That's what I thought.
- 00:17:48,271 --> 00:17:52,332 We have you on miniature pencilpoint. There's no way around us.
- 00:17:52,543 --> 00:17:53,683 You ready to putt?
- 00:17:53,709 --> 00:17:54,988 Way ahead of you.
- 00:17:59,061 --> 00:18:01,156 Hey, you're actually not that terrible.
- 00:18:01,179 --> 00:18:02,115 A little rusty, but...
- 00:18:02,138 --> 00:18:03,615 Just shut up and putt!
- 00:18:07,095 --> 00:18:08,460 Get on! Get on!
- 00:18:08,486 --> 00:18:09,486 Gun it!
- 00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:12,649 Don't let them escape!
- 00:18:25,124 --> 00:18:26,637 Sergei overboard!
- 00:18:26,993 --> 00:18:28,153 I'll get a new one.
- 00:18:30,070 --> 00:18:31,309 They're shutting us in!
- 00:18:35,290 --> 00:18:36,454 Don't even think about it.
- 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:37,935 You call yourself a golfer?
- 00:18:37,961 --> 00:18:40,915 Without us, that club is useless in your hands.
- 00:18:40,941 --> 00:18:43,795 Oh yeah? What's ten minus six?
- 00:18:43,821 --> 00:18:45,118 Ten... Hang on.
- 00:18:45,144 --> 00:18:46,303 Fore!
- 00:18:59,484 --> 00:19:01,893 Stay out, you dumb hugelings!
- 00:19:01,919 --> 00:19:04,333 We're done with you.
- 00:19:05,136 --> 00:19:06,870 What did you say, you little trolls?
- 00:19:07,096 --> 00:19:10,596 I will sue you. I will sue you and I will own you.
- 00:19:12,148 --> 00:19:13,418 You two.
- 00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:15,262 I don't know what you did or what's going on,
- 00:19:15,395 --> 00:19:17,592 but if you think just because you saved my life, I...
- 00:19:20,704 --> 00:19:22,156 I'm sorry, Pacifica.
- 00:19:22,179 --> 00:19:23,314 We shouldn't have cheated.
- 00:19:23,337 --> 00:19:26,093 You totally would've beat me fair and square.
- 00:19:27,297 --> 00:19:29,596 You're just lucky this sticker looks fantastic on me.
- 00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:37,731 Hey! You're parents aren't here.
- 00:19:37,757 --> 00:19:38,859 You want a ride home?
- 00:19:39,421 --> 00:19:41,337 Puh-leaze, as if I'd ride in your...
- 00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:44,973 Singin' the drivin' song
- 00:19:44,996 --> 00:19:46,210 Headlights are out
- 00:19:46,233 --> 00:19:47,913 Can't really see where I'm goin'
- 00:19:49,631 --> 00:19:50,647 Ugh!
- 00:19:50,670 --> 00:19:52,068 Hey, I found two tacos!
- 00:19:53,905 --> 00:19:56,161 You're allowed to eat in the car?
- 00:19:56,184 --> 00:19:59,358 Yeah, the car is where secret surprise snacks happen.
- 00:19:59,755 --> 00:20:02,513 -Want one? -Oh, I'm not supposed to take handouts.
- 00:20:02,536 --> 00:20:04,904 Handouts? It's called sharing!
- 00:20:05,264 --> 00:20:07,998 You do know what sharing is, right?
- 00:20:08,503 --> 00:20:11,168 -Shar... Shaar-ing? -Just take it.
- 00:20:12,863 --> 00:20:14,981 Thanks for the ride, or whatever.
- 00:20:15,004 --> 00:20:16,423 Oh, and Mabel...
- 00:20:17,142 --> 00:20:20,360 I can't believe I'm saying this but I had fun.
- 00:20:20,679 --> 00:20:23,048 And tell your servant I like his W neck!
- 00:20:23,716 --> 00:20:24,484 Yes!
- 00:20:25,570 --> 00:20:27,448 So are you guys, like, cool now?
- 00:20:27,471 --> 00:20:29,367 I think we made some progress.
- 00:20:29,390 --> 00:20:31,925 The important thing to remember is that at the end of the day,
- 00:20:31,948 --> 00:20:34,430 she's just an ordinary kid like us.
- 00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:40,396 Should've charged her for that taco.
- 00:20:40,419 --> 00:20:41,782 Agreed.
- 00:20:42,559 --> 00:20:44,534 Hey, you got any more of those surprise tacos?
- 00:20:45,693 --> 00:20:48,908 Laugh now, hugelings. But Franz will have his day.
- 00:20:48,931 --> 00:20:50,569 Franz will...
- 00:20:52,675 --> 00:20:54,159 Sand trap! Ow! Ow!
- 00:20:54,185 --> 00:20:57,959 We control the balls, we control the balls!
- 00:20:58,122 --> 00:21:00,337 From Birmingham to Montreal
- 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,815 We control the balls
- 00:21:02,838 --> 00:21:06,011 Guys I figured it out! We control the balls!
- 00:21:06,035 --> 00:21:07,210 Now he gets it!
- 00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:08,684 Oh, you guys!
- 00:21:10,628 --> 00:21:14,962 Our lives are filled with nonstop fun
- 00:21:14,985 --> 00:21:18,959 But there's nothing like a hole in one
- 00:21:19,511 --> 00:21:20,798 Can I go now?
- 00:21:20,824 --> 00:21:21,609 Never!
- 00:00:03,404 --> 00:00:05,234 Кто хочет блины от Стэна?
- 00:00:05,421 --> 00:00:07,645 Они нормальные, но в них пара-тройка моих волос.
- 00:00:07,670 --> 00:00:08,367 Я пас.
- 00:00:08,393 --> 00:00:09,390 Она пришла!
- 00:00:10,949 --> 00:00:12,326 Пришла, пришла, пришла!
- 00:00:12,349 --> 00:00:15,083 Я всё утро ждала почту, и, наконец, она здесь!
- 00:00:15,106 --> 00:00:17,239 «Сплетник Гравити Фолз» опубликовал мою статью
- 00:00:17,262 --> 00:00:19,558 о модных трендах этого лета для белок!
- 00:00:19,581 --> 00:00:22,034 Моя фотография на первой полосе газеты!
- 00:00:22,057 --> 00:00:22,917 Смотрите!
- 00:00:23,139 --> 00:00:26,233 «Пасифика Нортвест объявляет V-вырез писком сезона»!
- 00:00:26,428 --> 00:00:27,564 А на что тут смотреть?
- 00:00:27,590 --> 00:00:28,667 Что-что-что?
- 00:00:30,775 --> 00:00:33,542 Похоже, кто-то купил себе место на первой полосе.
- 00:00:33,565 --> 00:00:35,955 Ребенку вообще можно наносить столько макияжа?
- 00:00:35,981 --> 00:00:37,400 Ох, Пасифика!
- 00:00:37,426 --> 00:00:39,080 Почему она вечно мне всё портит?!
- 00:00:39,081 --> 00:00:40,496 Не расстраивайся, Мэйбл.
- 00:00:40,522 --> 00:00:42,626 Газеты в наши дни никто не читает.
- 00:00:42,681 --> 00:00:43,280 Народ!
- 00:00:43,306 --> 00:00:45,452 Читали? V-вырез – писк сезона!
- 00:00:45,475 --> 00:00:47,315 Кто поможет догнать своенравную моду?
- 00:00:47,341 --> 00:00:50,201 Я решил пойти дальше и сделать вырез с двойным V!
- 00:00:50,989 --> 00:00:53,740 Нужно делать всё, как в газете.
- 00:00:58,390 --> 00:01:00,636 Мне нужно как-то отвлечься от всего этого.
- 00:01:00,959 --> 00:01:03,411 <i>Вы ищете, как бы отвлечься от всего этого?</i>
- 00:01:03,437 --> 00:01:04,493 Ну да, ищу!
- 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:06,211 <i>Победа, честь,</i>
- 00:01:06,234 --> 00:01:08,263 <i>судьба, баранина!</i>
- 00:01:08,289 --> 00:01:10,167 <i>Эти старинные слова живут и здравствуют</i>
- 00:01:10,190 --> 00:01:12,215 <i>в Королевском Клубе Мини-гольфа!</i>
- 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:14,122 <i>В закусочной временно отсутствует баранина.</i>
- 00:01:14,466 --> 00:01:16,599 Слушай, Мэйбл, ты же любишь мини-гольф!
- 00:01:16,622 --> 00:01:18,454 Она с детства отлично играет!
- 00:01:18,736 --> 00:01:19,696 Как ты думаешь, Мэйбл?
- 00:01:19,722 --> 00:01:21,317 У нас была парочка трудных дней.
- 00:01:21,340 --> 00:01:22,579 Может, слегка расслабимся?
- 00:01:22,605 --> 00:01:25,058 Победишь парочку раздолбаев и повеселеешь.
- 00:01:25,084 --> 00:01:26,267 Ну, может быть, слегка.
- 00:01:26,533 --> 00:01:28,108 Давай, Мэйбл! Победа!
- 00:01:28,131 --> 00:01:29,611 -Честь! -Судьба!
- 00:01:29,806 --> 00:01:30,760 Баранина!
- 00:01:31,409 --> 00:01:33,824 Победа! Честь! Судьба! Баранина!
- 00:01:33,847 --> 00:01:36,361 Победа! Честь! Судьба! Баранина!
- 00:01:37,033 --> 00:01:38,627 А за домом присмотрит свинья.
- 00:01:56,443 --> 00:01:59,443 ДИППЕР
- 00:02:00,729 --> 00:02:02,129 МЭЙБЛ
- 00:02:03,489 --> 00:02:04,789 СТЭН
- 00:02:14,942 --> 00:02:16,542 ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ
- 00:02:18,550 --> 00:02:20,317 КОРОЛЕВСКИЙ КЛУБ МИНИ-ГОЛЬФА
- 00:02:25,956 --> 00:02:29,130 Ах, мини-гольф! Славный спорт мини-чемпионов!
- 00:02:29,272 --> 00:02:31,167 Трава – искусственная, веселье – настоящее.
- 00:02:31,190 --> 00:02:32,724 Каждый найдёт что-то для себя.
- 00:02:32,906 --> 00:02:33,806 СОСИСКИ
- 00:02:33,826 --> 00:02:35,980 Эй, хулиган! Перестань!
- 00:02:36,019 --> 00:02:37,488 А ну, стой, хулиган!
- 00:02:39,591 --> 00:02:41,789 Это очень непристойный жест рукой.
- 00:02:43,127 --> 00:02:45,551 Внимание, концентрация и...
- 00:02:48,333 --> 00:02:50,526 Не расстраивайся, ты всё ещё
- 00:02:50,676 --> 00:02:52,531 экстраординозаврен.
- 00:02:53,101 --> 00:02:54,448 Получил, что заслужил.
- 00:02:55,472 --> 00:02:57,876 Раскачка бедрами и удар!
- 00:03:02,798 --> 00:03:04,471 Чё?! Шо это было?
- 00:03:04,497 --> 00:03:05,145 Да!
- 00:03:05,474 --> 00:03:06,475 Ничего себе!
- 00:03:06,501 --> 00:03:08,609 Неужели в нашей семье есть один талант?
- 00:03:08,632 --> 00:03:11,128 Дядя Стэн, ты еще ничего не видел!
- 00:03:11,154 --> 00:03:13,963 <i>Это круто</i>
- 00:03:13,986 --> 00:03:16,361 <i>Девочку ждёт успех</i>
- 00:03:16,384 --> 00:03:18,239 <i>В мини-гольфе</i>
- 00:03:18,262 --> 00:03:20,979 <i>Она лучше всех</i>
- 00:03:24,616 --> 00:03:26,031 Это невероятно!
- 00:03:26,054 --> 00:03:27,509 Если Мэйбл попадет с одного удара,
- 00:03:27,532 --> 00:03:29,663 она побьет собственный рекорд!
- 00:03:30,030 --> 00:03:30,986 Ты сможешь, Мэйбл.
- 00:03:31,009 --> 00:03:33,100 Представь, что мячик – это Пасифика!
- 00:03:44,399 --> 00:03:45,740 Зараза!
- 00:03:49,594 --> 00:03:52,169 Не переживай, детка! Это случайность!
- 00:03:52,195 --> 00:03:53,882 Да, после Бермудского Треугольника
- 00:03:53,905 --> 00:03:56,241 мини-гольф – величайшая загадка природы.
- 00:03:56,264 --> 00:03:57,640 И насколько я знаю,
- 00:03:57,664 --> 00:04:00,474 ты всё равно лучше, чем кто бы то ни было в Гравити.
- 00:04:01,849 --> 00:04:03,675 Ой, вы только посмотрите!
- 00:04:03,701 --> 00:04:05,871 Не знала, что сегодня пускают нищих.
- 00:04:05,894 --> 00:04:07,435 Пасифика!
- 00:04:08,197 --> 00:04:10,172 Неужели это семейка Пайнсов?
- 00:04:10,433 --> 00:04:13,245 Толстяк, старик, зануда, брекеты.
- 00:04:13,487 --> 00:04:15,940 Зус, детей ведь бить непедагогично?
- 00:04:15,963 --> 00:04:16,821 Я разберусь!
- 00:04:16,844 --> 00:04:18,019 Привет, Пасифика!
- 00:04:18,042 --> 00:04:20,856 Как вашей семейке обманщиков живется после разоблачения?
- 00:04:20,879 --> 00:04:22,175 Живется отлично!
- 00:04:22,198 --> 00:04:23,494 Всё дело в деньгах, балда!
- 00:04:23,517 --> 00:04:25,252 Они решают все проблемы.
- 00:04:25,275 --> 00:04:27,170 За деньги не купишь талант!
- 00:04:27,193 --> 00:04:29,648 Тут у нас идет битва за звание чемпиона.
- 00:04:30,473 --> 00:04:31,372 Сергей!
- 00:04:31,788 --> 00:04:33,484 Это мой тренер, зовут Сергей.
- 00:04:33,507 --> 00:04:35,722 На одной Олимпиада биль мини-гольф!
- 00:04:35,745 --> 00:04:36,961 Я взять золото.
- 00:04:37,153 --> 00:04:40,051 Так что посторонитесь и дайте дорогу профессионалам!
- 00:04:49,435 --> 00:04:52,131 Наслаждайся вторым местом! Аплодируйте мне, люди!
- 00:04:54,325 --> 00:04:55,302 Ах так?!
- 00:04:55,325 --> 00:04:58,821 Тогда, я требую реванша! Ты, ты...
- 00:04:59,121 --> 00:05:02,189 ходячий, пустоголовый, крашенный, блондинистый стереотип!
- 00:05:04,798 --> 00:05:07,032 Что ж, тогда к барьеру.
- 00:05:11,458 --> 00:05:14,146 Слушайте, слушайте! Дзынь-Дзынь! Ой!
- 00:05:17,536 --> 00:05:18,719 Всем стоять!
- 00:05:18,742 --> 00:05:20,757 Парк закрывается из-за непогоды!
- 00:05:20,780 --> 00:05:23,394 Это вам сказал Король Мини-гольфа!
- 00:05:23,417 --> 00:05:24,991 О нет, Король упал!
- 00:05:25,601 --> 00:05:28,868 Но это не конец! Ты, я, в полночь!
- 00:05:28,891 --> 00:05:30,587 Посмотрим, кто лучшая.
- 00:05:30,610 --> 00:05:31,861 Я буду здесь!
- 00:05:37,371 --> 00:05:39,079 Я буду здесь!
- 00:05:39,837 --> 00:05:42,277 Тьфу-тьфу, волосы во рту! Тьфу!
- 00:05:54,237 --> 00:05:57,050 Пришло время вычеркнуть мини-гольф из списка талантов.
- 00:05:57,103 --> 00:05:58,438 Только не сдавайся, Мэйбл.
- 00:05:58,461 --> 00:05:59,951 Да. Если ты её побьёшь,
- 00:05:59,977 --> 00:06:01,594 она перестанет тебя доставать!
- 00:06:01,628 --> 00:06:02,772 Только представь себе!
- 00:06:04,519 --> 00:06:07,386 Эм, отдел для жирных старух находится вон там.
- 00:06:07,412 --> 00:06:08,348 Да что ты?!
- 00:06:08,371 --> 00:06:09,628 А отдел для неудачниц,
- 00:06:09,651 --> 00:06:12,448 проигравших в мини-гольф, находится вон там!
- 00:06:12,931 --> 00:06:13,731 ВЫХОД
- 00:06:14,695 --> 00:06:16,190 Мы прибыли так быстро, как только смогли.
- 00:06:16,284 --> 00:06:18,459 Нам сказали, кого-то сильно подкололи!
- 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,323 Я уничтожена!
- 00:06:21,349 --> 00:06:23,440 -Дай пять! -Да!
- 00:06:25,433 --> 00:06:26,687 Да, вы правы!
- 00:06:26,713 --> 00:06:28,689 Но нужно еще потренироваться до полуночи.
- 00:06:28,712 --> 00:06:30,983 Ты хочешь поехать на поле ночью?
- 00:06:31,178 --> 00:06:33,237 Ну, не знаю, это будет, типа, взлом и...
- 00:06:33,263 --> 00:06:34,800 Я шучу, поехали!
- 00:06:43,976 --> 00:06:45,621 Да, и кстати, Мэйбл!
- 00:06:48,929 --> 00:06:50,096 ТЫ ЛУЧШАЯ!
- 00:06:50,108 --> 00:06:51,187 Прищучь там её!
- 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:00,904 Зараза! Чтоб вы провалились!
- 00:07:01,199 --> 00:07:04,100 Ах! Я не понимаю! Что такое с этой лункой?
- 00:07:08,732 --> 00:07:09,485 Ты это слышала?
- 00:07:09,511 --> 00:07:10,844 Что? Что я слышала?
- 00:07:11,246 --> 00:07:12,579 Возьми клюшку.
- 00:07:39,563 --> 00:07:40,682 Нормально? Порядок?
- 00:07:42,139 --> 00:07:43,031 Ладушки!
- 00:07:43,126 --> 00:07:46,818 Привет, здорово! Я Франц! Добро пожаловать в наш дом.
- 00:07:46,928 --> 00:07:49,139 -Что это такое? -Да?
- 00:07:49,203 --> 00:07:52,600 Вы что, типа, мини-люди? Или гигантские лилипуты?
- 00:07:52,626 --> 00:07:54,999 Ни то, ни другое! Мы – лилигольферы!
- 00:07:55,045 --> 00:07:56,419 Лили, лилиголь...
- 00:07:56,442 --> 00:07:58,260 Короче, смесь лилипутов и гольфа!
- 00:07:58,283 --> 00:08:01,238 И мы управляем мячами! Узрите!
- 00:08:10,230 --> 00:08:11,189 Ух, ты!
- 00:08:23,111 --> 00:08:24,352 Это просто невероятно!
- 00:08:24,375 --> 00:08:26,230 И чрезвычайно бессмысленно сложно.
- 00:08:26,253 --> 00:08:27,469 Ну, что вы!
- 00:08:27,492 --> 00:08:29,027 Для нас это удовольствие!
- 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:31,305 Хотите, мы всё вам объясним песней?
- 00:08:33,287 --> 00:08:34,486 Нет, не надо.
- 00:08:36,803 --> 00:08:39,219 Ну а вы, великаны, что делаете тут ночью?
- 00:08:39,242 --> 00:08:41,096 В полночь у меня будет соревнование
- 00:08:41,119 --> 00:08:43,055 с моей соперницей Пасификой.
- 00:08:43,078 --> 00:08:44,652 Ах! Соперница, соперница!
- 00:08:44,675 --> 00:08:47,249 О, мы знаем, что такое соперники.
- 00:08:47,272 --> 00:08:49,611 Заткните фонтан, вы, пустомели!
- 00:08:51,509 --> 00:08:54,042 Эти бесполезные кнопконажиматели
- 00:08:54,065 --> 00:08:55,881 ничего не понимают в мячах!
- 00:08:55,904 --> 00:08:58,679 Это мы – повелители мячей, канальи!
- 00:09:00,580 --> 00:09:02,874 Сами заткнитесь, псевдопираты!
- 00:09:02,897 --> 00:09:05,654 Все знают, что лунка с Эйфелевой башней – лучшая!
- 00:09:05,831 --> 00:09:07,980 На самом деле, я не говорю по-французски!
- 00:09:08,305 --> 00:09:11,368 Поберегите свой пыл для битвы, лягушатники!
- 00:09:12,888 --> 00:09:15,821 Никто не управляет мячами лучше рыцарей
- 00:09:15,844 --> 00:09:17,416 замка «Сосиска»?!
- 00:09:17,799 --> 00:09:20,155 -Кто это написал? -Выясним, чья лунка лучше!
- 00:09:20,181 --> 00:09:21,935 -В атаку! -Ура!
- 00:09:21,958 --> 00:09:24,173 Ой, я прям дрожу от страха!
- 00:09:24,196 --> 00:09:25,195 На абордаж!
- 00:09:26,515 --> 00:09:28,751 Да здравствует Король Мини-гольфа!
- 00:09:29,911 --> 00:09:31,666 Консервная банка! Ой!
- 00:09:40,900 --> 00:09:42,315 Эти малыши – это что-то!
- 00:09:42,338 --> 00:09:44,566 Ребята, успокойтесь.
- 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:47,665 Ваша драка так умилительно выглядит!
- 00:09:47,691 --> 00:09:51,049 Да, возможно, так и есть, но жизнь так не проста!
- 00:09:51,075 --> 00:09:53,682 Каждая лунка в парке считает себя лучше других.
- 00:09:53,708 --> 00:09:55,103 От ковбоев на востоке,
- 00:09:55,126 --> 00:09:56,861 до чумазых шахтеров на юге!
- 00:09:56,884 --> 00:09:59,971 Вот если бы был способ выяснить, кто лучше!
- 00:10:00,159 --> 00:10:03,409 И дать, какую-то награду или кубок, не знаю.
- 00:10:03,698 --> 00:10:04,954 Но, Франц, смотри!
- 00:10:06,872 --> 00:10:08,089 -Ой, стикер, стикер. -У неё стикер.
- 00:10:08,112 --> 00:10:10,686 У неё стикер значит, она и должна решать!
- 00:10:10,709 --> 00:10:12,696 Ведь на нём написано «лучшая».
- 00:10:12,722 --> 00:10:14,083 Решай же, великанша!
- 00:10:14,106 --> 00:10:16,720 Выбери, какой лунке ты подаришь свой стикер,
- 00:10:16,743 --> 00:10:18,574 и закончи нашу войну!
- 00:10:20,340 --> 00:10:21,595 Даже не знаю!
- 00:10:21,618 --> 00:10:23,273 Мне не хочется вмешиваться
- 00:10:23,297 --> 00:10:25,792 в вашу странную кровавую мини-бойню.
- 00:10:25,815 --> 00:10:27,948 Мэйбл, идеальный план!
- 00:10:28,071 --> 00:10:29,248 Они контролируют всё поле!
- 00:10:29,271 --> 00:10:30,925 Пообещай, что отдашь стикер
- 00:10:30,948 --> 00:10:33,564 той лунке, которая лучше поможет нам победить.
- 00:10:33,729 --> 00:10:34,761 Ну, не знаю, Диппер!
- 00:10:34,784 --> 00:10:38,758 Я хочу победить Пасифику, но разве это не жульничество?
- 00:10:38,781 --> 00:10:41,970 Пасифика – богата, Мэйбл! Она – жулик по жизни.
- 00:10:45,734 --> 00:10:46,709 Спасибо, друг.
- 00:10:46,735 --> 00:10:48,248 Народ 18 лунок!
- 00:10:48,372 --> 00:10:50,507 Мы разыграем партию мини-гольфа!
- 00:10:50,530 --> 00:10:52,825 И те, кто лучше будут помогать мне победить,
- 00:10:52,848 --> 00:10:54,463 получат стикер!
- 00:10:54,486 --> 00:10:57,260 И это будем мы! А не тупые тюльпанщики!
- 00:10:57,283 --> 00:11:01,974 Я не потерплю оскорблений от лилигольфера с двухмерным зрением и серьгой в ухе!
- 00:11:02,109 --> 00:11:05,371 И помните, в процессе помощи мне – не драться.
- 00:11:08,808 --> 00:11:11,020 Вырежу пока двойной V на всех майках!
- 00:11:11,046 --> 00:11:12,504 Дадим народу то, что он хочет.
- 00:11:12,588 --> 00:11:14,442 Что-то детишки там не спешат!
- 00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:16,064 Похоже, мы тут подзастряли!
- 00:11:25,734 --> 00:11:27,509 А небо сегодня такое звездное!
- 00:11:27,532 --> 00:11:29,208 Так, это уже перебор.
- 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:34,663 И помни, Пасифика, победа – это главное.
- 00:11:34,686 --> 00:11:37,099 И ещё лоск! Победа и лоск.
- 00:11:37,122 --> 00:11:39,538 Пап, я угробила на тренировки кучу времени!
- 00:11:39,561 --> 00:11:40,817 Я с ней справлюсь!
- 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:41,975 Вы же останетесь посмотреть?
- 00:11:41,998 --> 00:11:44,213 Нет, Пасифика, нам пора на вечеринку!
- 00:11:44,236 --> 00:11:46,034 Мы обо всем узнаем утром из газеты.
- 00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:47,901 Сергей.
- 00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:52,901 Да, и что бы ни случилось, не забывай одно, дочка!
- 00:11:53,102 --> 00:11:54,197 Ты из семьи Нортвест!
- 00:11:54,385 --> 00:11:55,864 Не смей проиграть.
- 00:11:58,596 --> 00:12:01,313 Я готова поспорить, что эти слабаки не пришли.
- 00:12:02,817 --> 00:12:04,317 Ты кого-то потеряла?
- 00:12:04,343 --> 00:12:06,311 Поджидать в темноте – в духе этой семейки!
- 00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:08,561 Вы что серьезно?! Вы зачем вообще пришли?
- 00:12:08,587 --> 00:12:10,218 Может, у вас есть какой-то козырь?
- 00:12:10,514 --> 00:12:14,186 Ну, можно сказать, маленький козырь в рукаве у нас есть!
- 00:12:14,489 --> 00:12:15,390 Да? Да?
- 00:12:19,093 --> 00:12:20,630 Будет 18 лунок!
- 00:12:20,656 --> 00:12:23,790 Победителю – слава! Проигравшему – несмываемый позор!
- 00:12:23,816 --> 00:12:24,791 Приготовиться!
- 00:12:24,973 --> 00:12:27,570 Внимание! Понеслась!
- 00:12:40,873 --> 00:12:41,723 Что?
- 00:12:53,199 --> 00:12:54,175 Уйди с дороги!
- 00:12:58,100 --> 00:12:59,716 Это издевательство!
- 00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:03,836 Ура! Да!
- 00:13:09,248 --> 00:13:10,123 Тысяча чертей!
- 00:13:10,149 --> 00:13:12,990 Лунка шахтеров! Интересно, что за малютки обитают там под землей.
- 00:13:15,785 --> 00:13:16,607 Стой!
- 00:13:16,633 --> 00:13:18,998 Сейчас туда нельзя! Была утечка метана!
- 00:13:19,021 --> 00:13:21,634 Любой, кто пойдет туда, погибнет!
- 00:13:24,336 --> 00:13:25,643 Я туда пойду.
- 00:13:25,669 --> 00:13:29,317 Нет! Нет, Большой Генри! Ты нам нужен!
- 00:13:29,343 --> 00:13:30,690 Ступай домой, Полли!
- 00:13:41,439 --> 00:13:44,185 Давай, Большой Генри! Ты справишься!
- 00:14:02,631 --> 00:14:03,957 Нет!
- 00:14:04,481 --> 00:14:06,590 Сергей, пить газировку, живо!
- 00:14:07,173 --> 00:14:10,545 Народ, парни, это было фердопулёзно!
- 00:14:10,568 --> 00:14:11,745 Всем малюсенькие спасибо!
- 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:13,024 И милипусенькие «дай пять»!
- 00:14:13,047 --> 00:14:15,341 Молодцы! Отлично! Мужики!
- 00:14:15,364 --> 00:14:16,581 Я не хочу забегать вперед,
- 00:14:16,604 --> 00:14:20,817 но, кажется, шахтеры вполне могут рассчитывать на главный приз.
- 00:14:25,169 --> 00:14:26,551 Она издевается?!
- 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:28,309 После всего, что мы сделали?!
- 00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:29,653 Успокойся, Франц!
- 00:14:29,679 --> 00:14:32,342 Возможно, есть другой способ выиграть великанский приз!
- 00:14:32,368 --> 00:14:33,327 Постучим по дереву.
- 00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:39,620 Здесь явно что-то не так, Сергей! Нутром чувствую.
- 00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:42,372 Может, у них быть мини-людь, управляющий мячами?
- 00:14:42,398 --> 00:14:44,411 Фуф, тебе нужно подучить английский!
- 00:14:44,769 --> 00:14:46,368 Подумай. Я в десятке лучших в мире.
- 00:14:46,394 --> 00:14:48,310 Она не могла так просто победить!
- 00:14:49,481 --> 00:14:52,897 Натуральная кола! Зачем класть туда орех?
- 00:14:53,034 --> 00:14:54,304 Принеси другую газировку!
- 00:14:55,699 --> 00:14:56,676 А?
- 00:14:58,608 --> 00:14:59,609 Плохо дело.
- 00:15:01,827 --> 00:15:04,543 Представь выражение лица Пасифики, когда мы победим!
- 00:15:04,569 --> 00:15:05,674 Будет что-то типа: «Э»!
- 00:15:06,527 --> 00:15:07,933 Помнишь, она делает: «Э»!
- 00:15:08,163 --> 00:15:11,632 Диппер, скажи, это очень плохо, что мне хорошо, что ей будет плохо?
- 00:15:11,658 --> 00:15:13,584 Нет, просто наслаждайся победой, Мэйбл!
- 00:15:13,607 --> 00:15:15,822 Поверь, Пасифика переживёт этот удар!
- 00:15:17,801 --> 00:15:20,578 Эй, что здесь происходит? Отпустите!
- 00:15:23,365 --> 00:15:24,365 Что я пропустил?
- 00:15:25,372 --> 00:15:26,930 Отпустите меня, уродцы!
- 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,287 Добро пожаловать, здравствуйте!
- 00:15:29,310 --> 00:15:30,726 Вам ведь это нравится, да?
- 00:15:30,749 --> 00:15:32,164 Да? Нет?
- 00:15:32,187 --> 00:15:33,524 Вы что ещё задумали?
- 00:15:33,547 --> 00:15:35,648 Мы так не договаривались, голландец!
- 00:15:35,820 --> 00:15:39,421 Да, но мы увидели, что вы выбрали шахтеров, и подумали:
- 00:15:39,615 --> 00:15:42,515 а что лучше, чем побить Пасифику?
- 00:15:42,538 --> 00:15:43,793 Прибить её! Да?
- 00:15:43,816 --> 00:15:46,312 Да щас! Я звоню родителям!
- 00:15:46,335 --> 00:15:47,431 Где мой телефон?
- 00:15:47,740 --> 00:15:48,661 ТИФФАНИ, ТЫ ДУРА
- 00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:49,428 Отправить.
- 00:15:49,451 --> 00:15:50,584 Эй, эй!
- 00:15:50,912 --> 00:15:53,621 Как вам это, великаны? Кто лучший после этого?
- 00:15:53,647 --> 00:15:55,944 Остыньте, сухопутные крысы!
- 00:15:56,981 --> 00:15:59,236 Если вы играете не по правилам, то и мы!
- 00:15:59,262 --> 00:16:02,002 А ну, отдайте стикер, или он пройдется по доске.
- 00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:03,294 Нет, отдайте стикер нам!
- 00:16:03,317 --> 00:16:04,771 Шахтерам! Отдайте шахтерам!
- 00:16:04,794 --> 00:16:07,490 -Отдайте стикер нам! -Отдайте стикер нам!
- 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,261 Молчать!
- 00:16:12,778 --> 00:16:15,003 Знаете, что? Стикер не получит никто!
- 00:16:17,121 --> 00:16:18,697 Нет, нет, не-а.
- 00:16:18,723 --> 00:16:20,819 Хватит фукать! Тихо! Нет!
- 00:16:20,845 --> 00:16:23,546 Никто не получит стикер, потому что вы – злыдни!
- 00:16:23,572 --> 00:16:25,929 Ну, почему вы все не можете жить мирно?
- 00:16:26,445 --> 00:16:27,929 Потому что ненавидим друг друга!
- 00:16:27,952 --> 00:16:30,470 Ведь в этом и есть суть соперничества.
- 00:16:30,496 --> 00:16:31,455 Ну, так значит,
- 00:16:32,747 --> 00:16:34,363 соперничество – это глупость!
- 00:16:34,386 --> 00:16:37,161 Нельзя решить, кто лучше, дурацким соревнованием!
- 00:16:37,184 --> 00:16:39,504 А единственный способ стать «лучшим» –
- 00:16:39,628 --> 00:16:42,203 прекратить войну и начать трудиться вместе!
- 00:16:48,252 --> 00:16:49,348 Девочка права.
- 00:16:49,371 --> 00:16:51,587 И если мы потрудимся вместе...
- 00:16:52,116 --> 00:16:54,670 Мы сможем вспороть ей брюхо и вытащить стикер, да!
- 00:16:55,644 --> 00:16:57,608 Взять девчонку! Вспороть ей брюхо!
- 00:16:58,939 --> 00:17:01,153 Ребята, вы не правильно меня поняли!
- 00:17:01,278 --> 00:17:03,676 Стикер! Стикер! Стикер!
- 00:17:08,047 --> 00:17:09,231 Спасите!
- 00:17:10,270 --> 00:17:11,566 Нужно сматываться!
- 00:17:11,589 --> 00:17:13,745 Сначала я должна спасти Пасифику!
- 00:17:25,176 --> 00:17:26,471 Все за ней!
- 00:17:26,494 --> 00:17:28,349 Мистер Диппер! Нет, нет!
- 00:17:28,372 --> 00:17:30,627 Ничего не бойтесь! Там совсем не глубоко!
- 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,447 Там никак невозможно утонуть!
- 00:17:35,669 --> 00:17:36,412 Разве что так.
- 00:17:37,762 --> 00:17:39,897 Можно побыстрее?! И не трогай серьги.
- 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:41,328 Они дороже вашей лачуги!
- 00:17:41,522 --> 00:17:44,093 Знаешь, хорошенько подумав, я решила тебя не развязывать!
- 00:17:44,116 --> 00:17:45,414 Развяжи, развяжи меня!
- 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,097 Так я и думала.
- 00:17:48,271 --> 00:17:52,332 Мы вас обеих возьмём на мини-карандаш! Вы от нас не уйдёте!
- 00:17:52,543 --> 00:17:53,683 Ты готова к удару?
- 00:17:53,709 --> 00:17:54,988 Еще как готова!
- 00:17:59,061 --> 00:18:01,156 Эй, ты не такая уж и дурочка!
- 00:18:01,179 --> 00:18:02,115 Слегка отсталая, но всё же.
- 00:18:02,138 --> 00:18:03,615 Лучше заткнись и бей!
- 00:18:07,095 --> 00:18:08,460 Быстро в машину!
- 00:18:08,486 --> 00:18:09,486 Заводи!
- 00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:12,649 Не дайте девчонке уйти!
- 00:18:25,124 --> 00:18:26,637 Сергей за бортом!
- 00:18:26,993 --> 00:18:28,153 Я куплю другого.
- 00:18:30,070 --> 00:18:31,309 Закрывают ворота!
- 00:18:35,290 --> 00:18:36,454 Даже не думай об этом!
- 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:37,935 Считаешь себя гольфисткой?
- 00:18:37,961 --> 00:18:40,915 Да без нас клюшка в твоих руках бесполезна!
- 00:18:40,941 --> 00:18:43,795 Думаешь? Сколько будет десять минус шесть?
- 00:18:43,821 --> 00:18:45,118 Десять минус что?
- 00:18:45,144 --> 00:18:46,303 Четыре!
- 00:18:58,689 --> 00:18:59,459 ИГРАЙТЕ ПО ПРАВИЛАМ
- 00:18:59,484 --> 00:19:01,893 Держитесь от нас подальше, великаны!
- 00:19:01,919 --> 00:19:04,333 Позор на ваши головы!
- 00:19:05,136 --> 00:19:06,870 Что вы там пищите, малявки?
- 00:19:07,096 --> 00:19:10,596 Я вас засужу! Засужу, отберу и стану владелицей!
- 00:19:12,148 --> 00:19:13,418 А вы двое!
- 00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:15,262 Я понятия не имею, что произошло,
- 00:19:15,395 --> 00:19:17,592 но если думаете, что спасением моей жизни...
- 00:19:19,005 --> 00:19:20,205 ПРОСТИ, КОТАЛУЙСТА
- 00:19:20,704 --> 00:19:22,156 Прости, Пасифика!
- 00:19:22,179 --> 00:19:23,314 За то, что жульничали!
- 00:19:23,337 --> 00:19:26,093 Ты бы, конечно, победила в честной игре.
- 00:19:27,297 --> 00:19:29,596 Тебе повезло, что этот стикер очень мне идёт.
- 00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:37,731 Пасифика, за тобой не приехали!
- 00:19:37,757 --> 00:19:38,859 Тебя подвезти?
- 00:19:39,421 --> 00:19:41,337 Ты что?! Как-будто я поеду в вашей.
- 00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:44,973 <i>Это шоферская песня</i>
- 00:19:44,996 --> 00:19:46,210 <i>Фары сломались</i>
- 00:19:46,233 --> 00:19:47,913 <i>И я нифига не вижу</i>
- 00:19:47,976 --> 00:19:50,176 <i>Так и врезаются люди в столбы и деревья</i>
- 00:19:50,670 --> 00:19:52,068 Смотри, я нашла два тако!
- 00:19:53,905 --> 00:19:56,161 Вам что, разрешают есть в машине?
- 00:19:56,184 --> 00:19:59,358 Пфф, да! А где ещё можно найти вкусные сюрпризы!
- 00:19:59,755 --> 00:20:02,513 -Хочешь один? -О, мне не разрешают брать из чужих рук.
- 00:20:02,536 --> 00:20:04,904 Не разрешают? А как же делиться?
- 00:20:05,264 --> 00:20:07,998 Ты ведь знаешь, что значит «делиться» да?
- 00:20:08,503 --> 00:20:11,168 -Де-дилиться? -Давай, просто бери.
- 00:20:12,863 --> 00:20:14,981 Спасибо за то, что подбросили, типа!
- 00:20:15,004 --> 00:20:16,423 Да, и кстати, Мэйбл?
- 00:20:17,142 --> 00:20:20,360 Не могу поверить, что говорю это, но было весело!
- 00:20:20,679 --> 00:20:23,048 И скажи слуге: отличный двойной V-вырез!
- 00:20:23,716 --> 00:20:24,484 Да!
- 00:20:25,570 --> 00:20:27,448 Вы с ней, что, типа подружились?
- 00:20:27,471 --> 00:20:29,367 Думаю, у нас наметился прогресс!
- 00:20:29,390 --> 00:20:31,925 Ведь главное не забывать, что в конечном итоге,
- 00:20:31,948 --> 00:20:34,430 она – такой же обычный ребенок, как и мы.
- 00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:37,593 ПОЗДРАВЛЯЕМ, ПАСИФИКА!
- 00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:40,396 Надо было взять деньги за тако.
- 00:20:40,419 --> 00:20:41,782 Согласна.
- 00:20:42,559 --> 00:20:44,534 А больше вкусных сюрпризов не осталось?
- 00:20:45,693 --> 00:20:48,908 Радуйтесь, великаны! Но будет и у Франца праздник!
- 00:20:48,931 --> 00:20:50,569 Я ещё…
- 00:20:52,675 --> 00:20:54,159 Песчаная ловушка! Ай! Ай!
- 00:20:54,185 --> 00:20:57,959 <i>Направляем мяч Направляем мяч</i>
- 00:20:58,122 --> 00:21:00,337 <i>От Техаса до Нью-Йорка</i>
- 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,815 <i>Мы направляем мяч</i>
- 00:21:02,838 --> 00:21:06,011 Парни, я только что понял: мы направляем мяч!
- 00:21:06,035 --> 00:21:07,210 Наконец-то, дошло!
- 00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:08,684 Ну мы даём!
- 00:21:10,628 --> 00:21:14,962 <i>Наша жизнь – веселье и смех</i>
- 00:21:14,985 --> 00:21:18,959 <i>Направляем мячи лучше всех</i>
- 00:21:19,511 --> 00:21:20,798 Можно я уже пойду?
- 00:21:20,824 --> 00:21:21,609 Никогда!
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