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Сезон: 02Серия: 01
Описание
Серия является прямым продолжением «Восход Гидеона». Пайнсы устраивают вечеринку в честь победы над малышом Гидеоном. Хижину навещают агенты ФБР, обнаружившие странный сигнал, исходящий из Хижины Стэна. Диппер, одержимый желанием работать вместе с ФБР, вызывает армию зомби, чтобы впечатлить сотрудников ФБР, но дело выходит из-под контроля, и жизнь Пайнсов оказывается под угрозой. Исследуя суть вопроса, Диппер открыл существование ещё больших тайн, сведения о которых замаскированы на страницах дневника — они написаны невидимыми чернилами.
Субтитры
- 00:00:22,822 --> 00:00:25,956 Thirty long years and it's all led up to this.
- 00:00:25,979 --> 00:00:27,337 My greatest achievement!
- 00:00:28,537 --> 00:00:30,134 Probably should have worn pants.
- 00:00:32,613 --> 00:00:33,572 Agh!
- 00:00:35,849 --> 00:00:37,408 Feisty, I like it.
- 00:00:46,359 --> 00:00:48,014 If I finally pull this off,
- 00:00:48,037 --> 00:00:49,555 it will all have been worth it.
- 00:00:54,751 --> 00:00:56,725 I just need to keep playing it cool.
- 00:00:56,748 --> 00:00:58,906 If anyone ever finds out about this...
- 00:01:02,663 --> 00:01:04,757 Yeah, right. I've come this far.
- 00:01:04,780 --> 00:01:06,938 Who could possibly catch me now?
- 00:01:20,005 --> 00:01:22,140 See there, there it is again.
- 00:01:22,163 --> 00:01:23,538 We haven't seen readings like this
- 00:01:23,561 --> 00:01:25,098 for 30 years.
- 00:01:25,121 --> 00:01:26,775 Is it coming from deep space?
- 00:01:26,798 --> 00:01:27,797 An enemy weapons site?
- 00:01:30,176 --> 00:01:31,970 Just as I suspected.
- 00:01:31,993 --> 00:01:34,711 Gentlemen, we're going to Gravity Falls.
- 00:02:19,006 --> 00:02:20,462 Oh, right.
- 00:02:20,485 --> 00:02:21,940 Show time.
- 00:02:22,163 --> 00:02:24,019 Welcome to the grand re-opening
- 00:02:24,042 --> 00:02:25,177 of the Mystery Shack!
- 00:02:26,159 --> 00:02:27,275 Mystery Shack!
- 00:02:27,298 --> 00:02:30,012 We're here to celebrate the defeat of that skunk little Gideon.
- 00:02:30,035 --> 00:02:31,451 Boo!
- 00:02:31,474 --> 00:02:33,809 Please, please, boo harder.
- 00:02:33,832 --> 00:02:34,847 Boo!
- 00:02:34,970 --> 00:02:37,025 But I didn't catch that pork chop all alone.
- 00:02:37,048 --> 00:02:40,422 These two scams deserve some of the glory.
- 00:02:40,445 --> 00:02:41,461 Okay, okay.
- 00:02:41,484 --> 00:02:42,580 Most of the glory.
- 00:02:42,603 --> 00:02:44,777 Smile for the camera.
- 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:46,496 Your camera's a cinder block, Toby.
- 00:02:46,519 --> 00:02:49,253 I just want to be a part of things.
- 00:02:49,276 --> 00:02:50,972 Smile for a real camera.
- 00:02:50,995 --> 00:02:52,890 Everyone say "something stupid."
- 00:02:52,913 --> 00:02:54,727 Something stupid!
- 00:02:55,150 --> 00:02:57,624 And don't forget to come to the after party tonight at 8:00.
- 00:02:57,648 --> 00:03:00,402 We're doing a karaoke bonanza, people.
- 00:03:00,425 --> 00:03:01,601 Lights! Music!
- 00:03:01,624 --> 00:03:03,439 Enchantment! Phoo!
- 00:03:03,462 --> 00:03:07,834 And an amazing karaoke performance by our family band, Love Patrol Alpha.
- 00:03:07,857 --> 00:03:10,752 -Oh, I don't know about that. -I would never agree to that ever.
- 00:03:10,775 --> 00:03:12,110 Too late, I wrote your names on the list.
- 00:03:12,133 --> 00:03:13,069 It's happening.
- 00:03:14,211 --> 00:03:15,787 Buy your ticket, people.
- 00:03:15,810 --> 00:03:18,224 You know you don't have anything else going on in your lives.
- 00:03:18,247 --> 00:03:19,822 I'm talking to you, pizza guy.
- 00:03:19,845 --> 00:03:21,661 Don't lame out on me.
- 00:03:22,284 --> 00:03:23,419 The town loves us.
- 00:03:23,442 --> 00:03:25,577 We finally got that Gideon smell out of the carpet.
- 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:27,775 Everything is finally going my way.
- 00:03:27,798 --> 00:03:29,933 Hey, Grunkle Stan, now that we have a moment,
- 00:03:29,956 --> 00:03:32,210 I've been meaning to ask you for my journal back.
- 00:03:32,233 --> 00:03:33,988 What? Journal?
- 00:03:34,311 --> 00:03:36,565 Oh, you mean this old thing?
- 00:03:36,588 --> 00:03:38,867 It was so boring I couldn't even finish it.
- 00:03:43,023 --> 00:03:44,598 You didn't see nothing.
- 00:03:44,721 --> 00:03:46,736 Wait, you're just gonna give it to me?
- 00:03:46,759 --> 00:03:47,574 Just like that?
- 00:03:47,597 --> 00:03:49,173 What else do you want? A kiss on the cheek?
- 00:03:49,496 --> 00:03:51,031 I... I got to go.
- 00:03:51,054 --> 00:03:52,509 Whoa!
- 00:03:52,532 --> 00:03:53,549 I wouldn't mind a kiss on the cheek.
- 00:03:53,572 --> 00:03:54,611 Not gonna happen.
- 00:04:00,405 --> 00:04:01,941 Mabel, we've got to talk.
- 00:04:01,964 --> 00:04:03,459 Almost losing my journal made me realize
- 00:04:03,482 --> 00:04:05,017 that I'm halfway through the summer
- 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:06,736 and still no closer to figuring out
- 00:04:06,759 --> 00:04:08,334 the big mysteries of Gravity Falls.
- 00:04:08,358 --> 00:04:09,732 Gideon almost destroyed the town
- 00:04:09,755 --> 00:04:10,932 to get his hands on this journal.
- 00:04:10,955 --> 00:04:12,649 But why? Who wrote it?
- 00:04:12,672 --> 00:04:14,288 Where are all the other journals?
- 00:04:14,311 --> 00:04:15,646 What was Bill talking about when he said
- 00:04:15,669 --> 00:04:17,525 everything was going to change?
- 00:04:17,548 --> 00:04:20,162 There's something huge going on right under our noses.
- 00:04:20,185 --> 00:04:21,520 And it's time we stop goofing around
- 00:04:21,543 --> 00:04:23,119 and get to the bottom of it.
- 00:04:23,142 --> 00:04:25,517 Bro, you've looked at that thing, like, a bazillion times.
- 00:04:25,540 --> 00:04:27,275 There's nothing left to discover.
- 00:04:27,298 --> 00:04:28,976 Half the pages are blank, remember?
- 00:04:30,095 --> 00:04:33,669 I just feel like I'm one puzzle piece away from figuring out everything.
- 00:04:33,692 --> 00:04:35,067 Don't worry, Dipper.
- 00:04:35,090 --> 00:04:37,425 Lord Mystery Ham is on the case.
- 00:04:37,448 --> 00:04:39,502 "I play by me own rules! What? What?"
- 00:04:39,525 --> 00:04:41,160 I don't know why I tell you things.
- 00:04:41,783 --> 00:04:42,742 Do you hear that?
- 00:04:47,598 --> 00:04:49,213 Hey, Mr. Pines, what's that code word
- 00:04:49,236 --> 00:04:51,331 I'm supposed to yell when I see a government vehicle?
- 00:04:51,454 --> 00:04:53,292 Wait, what? Government vehicle?
- 00:04:57,948 --> 00:05:00,601 The Mystery Shack is now closed. Everybody out!
- 00:05:00,624 --> 00:05:02,200 I will not hesitate to use the hose
- 00:05:02,223 --> 00:05:05,198 -on the elderly. -Uncle Stan, what's happening?
- 00:05:05,221 --> 00:05:07,035 Yeah, you never shut down the gift shop.
- 00:05:09,816 --> 00:05:11,591 Welcome to the Mystery Shack, gentlemen.
- 00:05:11,614 --> 00:05:14,428 What can I get you? Key chains? Snow globes?
- 00:05:14,451 --> 00:05:17,105 These rare photos of American Presidents?
- 00:05:17,328 --> 00:05:18,664 My name is Agent Powers.
- 00:05:18,687 --> 00:05:19,782 This is Agent Trigger.
- 00:05:20,105 --> 00:05:23,539 We're here to investigate reports of mysterious activity in this town.
- 00:05:23,862 --> 00:05:24,937 Activity.
- 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:27,295 Mysterious activity in the Mystery Shack?
- 00:05:27,318 --> 00:05:28,334 You got to be joking.
- 00:05:28,357 --> 00:05:30,052 I assure you I am not.
- 00:05:30,075 --> 00:05:31,930 I was born with a rare disorder that makes me
- 00:05:31,953 --> 00:05:34,127 physically incapable of experiencing humor.
- 00:05:35,950 --> 00:05:38,564 I don't understand that sound you're making with your mouth.
- 00:05:38,587 --> 00:05:41,521 Now if you'll excuse us, we're conducting an investigation.
- 00:05:41,544 --> 00:05:42,880 Investigation.
- 00:05:43,503 --> 00:05:44,358 Wait, wait.
- 00:05:44,381 --> 00:05:47,075 Did you guys say you're investigating the mysteries of this town?
- 00:05:47,498 --> 00:05:49,274 That information is classified.
- 00:05:49,497 --> 00:05:50,392 But, yes.
- 00:05:50,415 --> 00:05:51,791 Look, between you and me,
- 00:05:51,814 --> 00:05:54,188 I believe there is a conspiracy of paranormal origin
- 00:05:54,211 --> 00:05:55,906 all connected to this town.
- 00:05:55,929 --> 00:05:58,064 We're just one small lead away from blowing
- 00:05:58,087 --> 00:06:00,142 the lid off this entire mystery.
- 00:06:00,365 --> 00:06:01,481 Are you kidding me?
- 00:06:01,504 --> 00:06:03,239 I'm investigating the exact same thing.
- 00:06:03,262 --> 00:06:04,737 I found this journal in the woods
- 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:06,616 which has almost all the answers.
- 00:06:06,639 --> 00:06:08,876 If we work together, we could crack the case.
- 00:06:10,555 --> 00:06:13,367 If you have evidence of these claims, we should talk.
- 00:06:14,590 --> 00:06:17,165 We can talk right now. Please, please, come in.
- 00:06:17,188 --> 00:06:18,844 I have so much to show you.
- 00:06:18,867 --> 00:06:20,561 I'm sorry, agents.
- 00:06:20,584 --> 00:06:22,920 Kid has an overactive imagination and, like,
- 00:06:22,943 --> 00:06:24,078 a sweating problem.
- 00:06:24,901 --> 00:06:25,557 Zing!
- 00:06:25,580 --> 00:06:28,274 Paranormal town stuff, it's just part of gift shop lore.
- 00:06:28,297 --> 00:06:29,832 Sells more tickets, you know.
- 00:06:30,455 --> 00:06:31,351 Pop-poro-po-po.
- 00:06:31,674 --> 00:06:32,769 Swag.
- 00:06:33,492 --> 00:06:35,227 We have other spots to investigate.
- 00:06:35,250 --> 00:06:36,666 We'll be on our way.
- 00:06:36,689 --> 00:06:38,005 I'm confiscating this for evidence.
- 00:06:38,328 --> 00:06:40,022 -Smart move. -Wait! No, wait!
- 00:06:40,045 --> 00:06:41,420 We have so much to talk about.
- 00:06:41,643 --> 00:06:43,259 Hold it, kiddo.
- 00:06:43,282 --> 00:06:46,376 Trust me, the last thing you want around here in a party is cops.
- 00:06:46,499 --> 00:06:48,394 I'm confiscating that card.
- 00:06:48,417 --> 00:06:50,152 And how's about you go be a normal kid?
- 00:06:50,175 --> 00:06:51,990 Flirt with a girl, or steal a pie off a windowsill.
- 00:06:52,013 --> 00:06:53,709 But, Grunkle Stan, you don't understand.
- 00:06:53,732 --> 00:06:55,730 And don't go talking to those agents.
- 00:06:57,288 --> 00:06:59,463 That could have been my big break.
- 00:06:59,486 --> 00:07:01,421 Bro, maybe Grunkle Stan is right.
- 00:07:01,644 --> 00:07:03,139 We're throwing a party tonight.
- 00:07:03,162 --> 00:07:04,937 Can't you go one night without searching
- 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:07,135 for aliens or raising the dead or whatever?
- 00:07:07,158 --> 00:07:08,674 I'm not gonna raise the dead.
- 00:07:08,697 --> 00:07:10,692 I just need a chance to show those agents my book.
- 00:07:10,815 --> 00:07:12,410 Trust me, Dipper.
- 00:07:12,433 --> 00:07:14,428 The only book you'll need tonight is right here.
- 00:07:14,951 --> 00:07:15,570 Boo!
- 00:07:16,948 --> 00:07:19,427 I say "kara," you say "oke." Kara...
- 00:07:20,585 --> 00:07:22,902 Kara... Kara...
- 00:07:24,181 --> 00:07:25,181 I could do this all day.
- 00:07:28,257 --> 00:07:29,012 Agh!
- 00:07:29,235 --> 00:07:31,271 Well, the confetti cannon works.
- 00:07:31,293 --> 00:07:34,787 And the karaoke machine has all the best songs.
- 00:07:34,811 --> 00:07:36,866 "We built this township on rock and roll."
- 00:07:36,889 --> 00:07:38,863 "Danger lane to highway town."
- 00:07:38,886 --> 00:07:41,700 "Taking over midnight" by AmperSandra.
- 00:07:42,023 --> 00:07:45,276 Listen, kid, you do not want to hear this voice singing. Trust me.
- 00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:48,574 Grunkle Stan, karaoke isn't about sounding good.
- 00:07:48,597 --> 00:07:51,331 It's about sounding terrible, together.
- 00:07:53,192 --> 00:07:55,710 Check it out! These black lights make my teeth look scary.
- 00:07:57,108 --> 00:07:59,483 It's like a crime scene in my mouth.
- 00:07:59,506 --> 00:08:00,802 Come on, you'll love it.
- 00:08:00,825 --> 00:08:02,100 It's not fair.
- 00:08:02,123 --> 00:08:03,859 Finally I meet someone who can help me
- 00:08:03,882 --> 00:08:06,756 solve the mysteries of this town and Stan confiscates their card.
- 00:08:06,979 --> 00:08:08,973 Dude, I probably shouldn't be telling you this,
- 00:08:09,096 --> 00:08:12,050 but I'm pretty sure Stan hides like everything in his room.
- 00:08:12,173 --> 00:08:15,127 If I go into Stan's room, I could get in so much trouble.
- 00:08:15,150 --> 00:08:16,826 Yeah, you're probably right.
- 00:08:17,049 --> 00:08:18,807 That's what makes it fun, dummy.
- 00:08:20,046 --> 00:08:22,460 Man, I can't wait to smash these Stanatas.
- 00:08:22,483 --> 00:08:23,438 Smash!
- 00:08:24,161 --> 00:08:25,936 Grenda has entered the party!
- 00:08:25,959 --> 00:08:28,234 Stan's brains look delicious.
- 00:08:28,257 --> 00:08:29,156 Girls!
- 00:08:30,435 --> 00:08:31,950 Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh, Mabel!
- 00:08:31,973 --> 00:08:33,710 Is that a boom box sweater?
- 00:08:33,733 --> 00:08:34,648 See for yourself.
- 00:08:34,671 --> 00:08:35,586 Poke!
- 00:08:36,109 --> 00:08:39,466 Yeah, yeah! Work it! Ah!
- 00:08:42,663 --> 00:08:44,398 I thought this was gonna be a rave.
- 00:08:44,521 --> 00:08:46,776 Thompson, take off your shirt and make it a rave.
- 00:08:47,099 --> 00:08:49,712 I'll do anything for your approval.
- 00:08:49,935 --> 00:08:51,391 Oh, come on.
- 00:08:51,414 --> 00:08:52,812 I promise I won't send it to anyone.
- 00:08:54,972 --> 00:08:57,584 Who's got one good eye and one good pie?
- 00:08:57,807 --> 00:08:59,544 These kegs are full of meat.
- 00:09:00,404 --> 00:09:02,860 Tambry sends me the craziest text.
- 00:09:03,083 --> 00:09:04,578 The whole town is showing up
- 00:09:04,601 --> 00:09:06,616 and no sign of those pesky agents.
- 00:09:06,639 --> 00:09:08,917 Wendy, Dipper, how are those posters coming along?
- 00:09:11,234 --> 00:09:12,393 Hmm.
- 00:09:15,410 --> 00:09:17,025 I'll keep an eye out for Stan.
- 00:09:17,048 --> 00:09:19,063 You go rustle through his weird old man biz.
- 00:09:23,542 --> 00:09:26,117 All right, Grunkle Stan, where did you hide that card?
- 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:27,655 Nothing.
- 00:09:27,878 --> 00:09:28,734 Nothing.
- 00:09:29,057 --> 00:09:29,816 Nothing.
- 00:09:32,413 --> 00:09:33,812 Pretending I never saw that.
- 00:09:34,851 --> 00:09:36,009 Wait a minute.
- 00:09:38,708 --> 00:09:39,466 Yes!
- 00:09:40,485 --> 00:09:41,404 I got it!
- 00:09:44,521 --> 00:09:45,577 Agent Powers.
- 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:46,635 Hi, this is Dipper.
- 00:09:46,658 --> 00:09:50,492 The kid from the Mystery Shack, the one with the, um, sweating problem.
- 00:09:50,515 --> 00:09:52,150 I have that journal I wanted to show you.
- 00:09:52,173 --> 00:09:54,608 And you're certain this journal will help our case?
- 00:09:55,031 --> 00:09:56,366 I'm 100% positive.
- 00:09:56,589 --> 00:09:58,424 Very well. We're on our way.
- 00:09:59,747 --> 00:10:00,683 Sorry, Dipper.
- 00:10:00,706 --> 00:10:02,080 I got distracted.
- 00:10:02,203 --> 00:10:04,018 Kid, why did you call those agents?
- 00:10:04,141 --> 00:10:05,917 I've told you once, I've told you 100 times,
- 00:10:05,940 --> 00:10:09,034 there's nothing supernatural going on in Gravity Falls.
- 00:10:09,157 --> 00:10:10,512 Yes, there is.
- 00:10:10,535 --> 00:10:13,509 After everything that's happened, you have to know that by now.
- 00:10:13,732 --> 00:10:15,587 All I know is that your dumb obsession
- 00:10:15,610 --> 00:10:17,985 is gonna get us all in trouble one of these days.
- 00:10:18,008 --> 00:10:19,982 Now go enjoy the rest of the party,
- 00:10:20,305 --> 00:10:22,543 'cause when it's over, you're grounded.
- 00:10:35,311 --> 00:10:37,165 Hey, boys, looking good!
- 00:10:37,188 --> 00:10:38,764 Gorney, you clean up nice.
- 00:10:38,987 --> 00:10:41,321 Mr. Poolcheck, move those crazy legs.
- 00:10:41,344 --> 00:10:43,999 You... You weird pool man.
- 00:10:44,222 --> 00:10:45,717 What's the problem, officers?
- 00:10:45,740 --> 00:10:49,153 Did you catch my face going 90 smiles per hour?
- 00:10:49,376 --> 00:10:51,951 We've got complaints about the loudest party in town.
- 00:10:51,974 --> 00:10:53,709 Three words.
- 00:10:53,732 --> 00:10:54,691 We want in.
- 00:10:56,928 --> 00:10:58,824 Welcome to your dreams.
- 00:11:04,242 --> 00:11:05,977 Guys, I'm so glad to see you.
- 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,575 Working together, we can crack
- 00:11:07,598 --> 00:11:09,733 all the big questions of Gravity Falls.
- 00:11:09,956 --> 00:11:12,250 Trust me, this book is the lead you've been looking for.
- 00:11:12,273 --> 00:11:14,089 I'm thinking full-scale investigation.
- 00:11:14,112 --> 00:11:15,367 Forensics, researchers.
- 00:11:15,390 --> 00:11:16,686 Do you guys have a helicopter?
- 00:11:17,827 --> 00:11:19,763 I'm sorry, "helicopters."
- 00:11:20,086 --> 00:11:22,740 Kid, I'd love to believe you, but this just looks like
- 00:11:22,763 --> 00:11:24,539 more junk from your uncle's gift shop.
- 00:11:24,562 --> 00:11:26,116 I mean, "leprecorn"?
- 00:11:26,139 --> 00:11:28,434 I can't be the only one that thinks that it's not funny.
- 00:11:28,757 --> 00:11:30,772 I can confirm. Not funny.
- 00:11:30,795 --> 00:11:32,571 No, it's real, I swear.
- 00:11:32,594 --> 00:11:34,210 You should "send it to the lab."
- 00:11:34,533 --> 00:11:35,628 Am I saying that right?
- 00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:37,785 Your uncle was right about that overactive imagination.
- 00:11:37,808 --> 00:11:39,742 We've got paperwork to do, kid.
- 00:11:39,765 --> 00:11:41,341 -Boring paperwork. -Wait!
- 00:11:41,364 --> 00:11:42,820 This book is real.
- 00:11:42,843 --> 00:11:44,498 Gnomes, cursed objects, spells!
- 00:11:44,521 --> 00:11:45,777 Listen! Uh...
- 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:47,375 Uh... Corpus Levitas!
- 00:11:47,398 --> 00:11:50,555 Uh, Diablo Dominus! Um, Mondo Vicium!
- 00:11:54,292 --> 00:11:55,430 -Huh? -Huh?
- 00:12:04,141 --> 00:12:07,515 Ha, a zombie! A real actual zombie, see.
- 00:12:07,538 --> 00:12:09,313 Spooky journal, 100% real.
- 00:12:09,337 --> 00:12:10,671 Now can we work together?
- 00:12:10,895 --> 00:12:12,350 Mother of all that is holy.
- 00:12:12,373 --> 00:12:13,470 What do we do?
- 00:12:13,493 --> 00:12:15,027 It's just one zombie.
- 00:12:15,050 --> 00:12:16,786 Trust me, I see stuff like this all the time.
- 00:12:21,125 --> 00:12:22,543 Good thing it was just that one.
- 00:12:27,878 --> 00:12:30,332 Oh, my gosh. You guys can help, right?
- 00:12:30,355 --> 00:12:32,411 Kid, we've been chasing the paranormal for years,
- 00:12:32,434 --> 00:12:34,608 but we've never seen anything like this before.
- 00:12:34,931 --> 00:12:35,687 Get down!
- 00:12:41,185 --> 00:12:42,663 Oh, my gosh. What have I done?
- 00:12:45,161 --> 00:12:47,276 What up, fools? It's Blubs and Durls
- 00:12:47,299 --> 00:12:50,890 Making all that money and getting them girls
- 00:12:52,013 --> 00:12:54,987 What do you say, guys? Is this party legendary?
- 00:12:55,010 --> 00:12:57,266 When I say Mabel, you say Pines.
- 00:12:58,287 --> 00:12:59,384 Mabel!
- 00:12:59,907 --> 00:13:00,702 Mabel!
- 00:13:00,725 --> 00:13:02,381 We're all gonna die!
- 00:13:02,404 --> 00:13:03,340 Why does that never work?
- 00:13:03,763 --> 00:13:05,018 Whoa, whoa.
- 00:13:05,041 --> 00:13:06,196 I think it's an earthquake.
- 00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:08,575 Hey, everybody, we got to get out of here!
- 00:13:08,798 --> 00:13:11,314 -We're all doomed. -Quick! Into my getaway pouch!
- 00:13:12,953 --> 00:13:14,848 Mabel, escape while you still can!
- 00:13:14,871 --> 00:13:16,766 Wait! No! Don't leave!
- 00:13:16,789 --> 00:13:19,324 You haven't even done our family karaoke song yet.
- 00:13:24,462 --> 00:13:27,515 Dipper, what's the one thing I asked you not to do tonight?
- 00:13:27,538 --> 00:13:29,034 Raise the dead.
- 00:13:29,057 --> 00:13:30,193 And what did you do?
- 00:13:30,216 --> 00:13:31,311 Raise the dead.
- 00:13:33,532 --> 00:13:35,771 Get back, dudes. This is about to get intense.
- 00:13:40,566 --> 00:13:41,525 Sorry, one second.
- 00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:44,222 You've got to admit this is pretty cool.
- 00:13:48,877 --> 00:13:50,651 -Zombies! -Don't panic.
- 00:13:50,677 --> 00:13:52,978 Maybe they're just a really ugly flash mob.
- 00:13:55,851 --> 00:13:57,106 Dudes, stay calm.
- 00:13:57,129 --> 00:13:58,923 I've been training for this moment my whole life.
- 00:13:58,946 --> 00:14:00,362 With all the horror movies I've seen,
- 00:14:00,385 --> 00:14:03,402 I know literally everything there is to know about how to avoid zombies.
- 00:14:06,659 --> 00:14:08,634 Second thought, gonna flip the script.
- 00:14:08,757 --> 00:14:10,292 Can I eat your brains?
- 00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:11,671 Yay or nay?
- 00:14:11,694 --> 00:14:13,350 Seeing some yay faces over here.
- 00:14:20,047 --> 00:14:21,006 Quick, the golf cart.
- 00:14:24,343 --> 00:14:25,337 Oh, come on.
- 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:26,416 That's a bummer.
- 00:14:26,439 --> 00:14:27,696 Good news for me though.
- 00:14:28,119 --> 00:14:28,754 Soos!
- 00:14:28,877 --> 00:14:30,892 Sorry, dude, I just really want those brains.
- 00:14:31,915 --> 00:14:32,874 Stay back!
- 00:14:39,667 --> 00:14:40,722 Give it up, dudes.
- 00:14:40,745 --> 00:14:42,481 Your fighting only makes us look more rad.
- 00:14:42,504 --> 00:14:44,558 What do we do? Where's Grunkle Stan?
- 00:14:44,581 --> 00:14:45,897 How's he supposed to help?
- 00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:48,118 He doesn't even believe in the supernatural.
- 00:14:50,775 --> 00:14:52,451 Those agents could ruin everything.
- 00:14:52,674 --> 00:14:53,590 Darn kid!
- 00:14:53,613 --> 00:14:55,430 He has no idea what he's messing with.
- 00:14:56,569 --> 00:14:57,928 He's stubborn. That's his problem.
- 00:14:59,407 --> 00:15:01,165 Sort of like me, I suppose.
- 00:15:02,963 --> 00:15:05,857 I got too much on my mind to worry about those kids right now.
- 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:07,240 All right, let's see.
- 00:15:13,273 --> 00:15:14,512 Take that, sucker!
- 00:15:18,587 --> 00:15:20,426 This thing's a surprisingly good weapon.
- 00:15:22,263 --> 00:15:23,702 We need to board up all the windows.
- 00:15:30,216 --> 00:15:32,051 Okay, maybe that will hold them.
- 00:15:32,674 --> 00:15:33,710 Hi, dudes.
- 00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,827 By the way, I taught the zombies how to get to the fuse box.
- 00:15:35,950 --> 00:15:37,548 Among these dudes I'm like a genius.
- 00:15:38,727 --> 00:15:40,623 Get those brains, dog.
- 00:15:43,403 --> 00:15:44,977 Dipper, isn't there something in the journal
- 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,656 about defeating zombies?
- 00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:48,934 No! There's nothing in here about weaknesses.
- 00:15:49,957 --> 00:15:51,092 This can't be happening.
- 00:15:51,115 --> 00:15:53,490 I wanted answers so bad I put everyone in danger.
- 00:15:53,513 --> 00:15:56,646 Now we're toast. It's all my fault and no one can save us.
- 00:15:57,947 --> 00:15:59,306 No! Mabel, I'm sorry!
- 00:16:00,505 --> 00:16:02,041 Dipper!
- 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,471 You two, attic, now!
- 00:16:12,494 --> 00:16:13,709 Grunkle... Grunkle Stan?
- 00:16:13,732 --> 00:16:15,148 I said now!
- 00:16:15,771 --> 00:16:18,804 All right, you undead jerks, you ready to die twice?
- 00:16:20,565 --> 00:16:23,819 The only wrinkly monster who harasses my family is me.
- 00:16:24,342 --> 00:16:26,079 Take that! And that!
- 00:16:28,858 --> 00:16:30,593 Beat it, no-eyes.
- 00:16:34,152 --> 00:16:36,088 Anyone else want a piece?
- 00:16:53,933 --> 00:16:55,308 Oh! Ow!
- 00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:56,307 Everything hurts.
- 00:16:56,330 --> 00:16:57,985 Grunkle Stan, that was amazing!
- 00:16:58,008 --> 00:16:59,064 Are you all right?
- 00:17:00,005 --> 00:17:02,999 Well, at least, you can't deny magic exists anymore, right?
- 00:17:04,222 --> 00:17:05,717 Kid, I've always known.
- 00:17:05,740 --> 00:17:07,515 Wait. What are you talking about?
- 00:17:07,538 --> 00:17:09,313 I'm not an idiot, Dipper.
- 00:17:09,336 --> 00:17:11,591 Of course, this town is weird and the one thing
- 00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:13,893 I know about that weirdness is that it's dangerous.
- 00:17:16,490 --> 00:17:18,904 I've been lying about it to try to keep you away from it,
- 00:17:18,927 --> 00:17:20,646 to try to protect you from it.
- 00:17:25,161 --> 00:17:27,016 It looks like I didn't lie well enough.
- 00:17:29,097 --> 00:17:30,552 What do we do? What do we do?
- 00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:32,171 Normally, the journal would help us,
- 00:17:32,194 --> 00:17:34,169 but there's nothing in there about defeating zombies.
- 00:17:34,192 --> 00:17:35,327 It's hopeless.
- 00:17:35,350 --> 00:17:36,966 Wait, wait, wait, the text!
- 00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:38,485 It's glowing in the black light.
- 00:17:39,008 --> 00:17:39,906 What?
- 00:17:41,785 --> 00:17:43,919 All this time I thought I knew all the journal secrets.
- 00:17:43,942 --> 00:17:46,157 But they're written in some kind of invisible ink.
- 00:17:46,180 --> 00:17:47,316 Invisible ink?
- 00:17:47,839 --> 00:17:48,514 This is it.
- 00:17:48,537 --> 00:17:50,074 "Zombies have a weakness!
- 00:17:50,097 --> 00:17:51,571 Previously thought to be invincible,
- 00:17:51,594 --> 00:17:54,388 their skulls can be shattered by a perfect three part harmony."
- 00:17:54,411 --> 00:17:56,546 Three part harmony? How can we create that?
- 00:17:56,569 --> 00:17:58,545 I have a naturally high pitched scream.
- 00:17:58,568 --> 00:18:01,102 I can make noises with my body. Sometimes intentionally.
- 00:18:01,425 --> 00:18:02,860 Boys, boys.
- 00:18:02,883 --> 00:18:05,600 I think you're both missing the obvious solution.
- 00:18:09,197 --> 00:18:10,213 Hello. Hello.
- 00:18:10,236 --> 00:18:11,514 Does this seem loud?
- 00:18:13,712 --> 00:18:15,968 Oh,Gossiping Housewives is on.
- 00:18:17,269 --> 00:18:18,667 Eh, I already sat down.
- 00:18:23,422 --> 00:18:26,276 Zombies and gentlemen, I'm Mable,
- 00:18:26,299 --> 00:18:28,635 they're Dipper and Stan and together,
- 00:18:28,658 --> 00:18:31,552 we are Love Patrol Alpha!
- 00:18:31,575 --> 00:18:32,591 I never agreed to that name.
- 00:18:33,114 --> 00:18:33,949 Hit it!
- 00:18:38,487 --> 00:18:41,222 Uh, Mabel, our lives may not be worth this.
- 00:18:42,145 --> 00:18:43,299 Friday night
- 00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:45,258 We're gonna party till dawn
- 00:18:45,281 --> 00:18:46,976 Don't worry, Daddy
- 00:18:46,999 --> 00:18:49,013 I've got my favorite dress on
- 00:18:49,036 --> 00:18:50,693 Mabel, this is stupid.
- 00:18:50,716 --> 00:18:52,731 We roll into the party
- 00:18:52,754 --> 00:18:54,649 The boys are looking our way
- 00:18:54,672 --> 00:18:56,207 We just keep dancing
- 00:18:56,230 --> 00:18:58,365 We don't care what they say
- 00:18:58,388 --> 00:19:01,362 And all the boys are ganging up in my face
- 00:19:02,943 --> 00:19:04,319 Guys, we have to sing together
- 00:19:04,342 --> 00:19:05,997 or it won't work.
- 00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:07,756 Boys are a bore
- 00:19:07,779 --> 00:19:09,754 Let's show 'em the door
- 00:19:09,777 --> 00:19:13,510 We're taking over the dance floor
- 00:19:13,533 --> 00:19:15,148 Oo-oo
- 00:19:15,171 --> 00:19:16,866 Girls do what we like
- 00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:18,625 Oo-oo
- 00:19:18,648 --> 00:19:22,461 We're taking over tonight, oo-oo
- 00:19:22,484 --> 00:19:25,617 Girls do what we like, oo-oo
- 00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:28,215 We're taking over tonight
- 00:19:28,238 --> 00:19:31,732 We're queens of the disco!
- 00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:33,490 Oo-oo
- 00:19:33,513 --> 00:19:35,151 Girls do what we like
- 00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,804 We're taking over tonight
- 00:19:38,827 --> 00:19:42,505 Taking over tonight
- 00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:47,219 Duck!
- 00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:54,389 Thank you!
- 00:19:54,412 --> 00:19:56,067 We'll be here all night!
- 00:19:56,090 --> 00:19:57,665 Deal with it, zombie idiots!
- 00:19:58,888 --> 00:19:59,863 Pines! Pines!
- 00:19:59,886 --> 00:20:01,005 Pines! Pines!
- 00:20:04,422 --> 00:20:05,957 I'm sorry about this, guys.
- 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,536 I totally ruined everything.
- 00:20:07,559 --> 00:20:09,094 Dipper, are you kidding me?
- 00:20:09,117 --> 00:20:11,372 I got to sing karaoke with my two favorite
- 00:20:11,395 --> 00:20:12,650 people in the world.
- 00:20:12,873 --> 00:20:14,889 No party could ever top that.
- 00:20:15,412 --> 00:20:17,905 Kids, listen, this town is crazy.
- 00:20:17,928 --> 00:20:19,044 So you need to be careful.
- 00:20:19,067 --> 00:20:20,443 I don't know what I'd do with myself
- 00:20:20,466 --> 00:20:21,961 if you got hurt on my watch.
- 00:20:21,984 --> 00:20:24,159 I'll let you hold onto that spooky journal
- 00:20:24,182 --> 00:20:25,997 as long as you promise me you'll only use it
- 00:20:26,020 --> 00:20:28,914 for self-defense and not go looking for trouble.
- 00:20:29,237 --> 00:20:30,772 Okay, as long as you promise me
- 00:20:30,895 --> 00:20:34,708 that you don't have any other bombshell secrets about this town.
- 00:20:34,831 --> 00:20:36,989 -Promise. -Promise.
- 00:20:38,107 --> 00:20:41,102 Man, we have got a lot of zombie damage to clean up.
- 00:20:41,125 --> 00:20:42,220 Where's my handyman anyway?
- 00:20:42,243 --> 00:20:44,938 Brains! Brains!
- 00:20:45,261 --> 00:20:45,977 Holy Moses!
- 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:47,415 Wait!
- 00:20:47,439 --> 00:20:49,734 There's a page in here about curing zombification.
- 00:20:49,757 --> 00:20:51,652 It's gonna take a lot of formaldehyde.
- 00:20:51,675 --> 00:20:53,130 Ooh, and cinnamon.
- 00:20:53,153 --> 00:20:54,568 Come on, Soos, let's fix you up.
- 00:20:54,991 --> 00:20:56,766 Brains! Brains!
- 00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:57,965 Soos, cut it out!
- 00:20:58,488 --> 00:20:59,164 Sorry, dude.
- 00:20:59,187 --> 00:21:00,263 I can't believe it.
- 00:21:00,286 --> 00:21:03,640 All this time the author's secrets were hiding in plain sight.
- 00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:06,180 A whole new chapter of mysteries to explore.
- 00:21:09,996 --> 00:21:11,312 That was insane.
- 00:21:11,335 --> 00:21:12,869 I've never seen anything like it.
- 00:21:13,192 --> 00:21:14,352 Who do we report to?
- 00:21:17,229 --> 00:21:18,664 This is bigger than we imagined.
- 00:21:18,887 --> 00:21:20,662 We need to bring in the big guns.
- 00:21:20,685 --> 00:21:22,061 But they'll never believe us.
- 00:21:22,084 --> 00:21:23,659 Then we'll make them believe us.
- 00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:26,377 This is the town we've been searching for.
- 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:28,096 Ba... Ba... Bam.
- 00:21:28,619 --> 00:21:29,653 Another zombie!
- 00:21:29,676 --> 00:21:30,915 Drop your weapon! Drop your weapon!
- 00:21:32,433 --> 00:21:33,730 Oh, okay, it's just...
- 00:21:33,753 --> 00:21:35,851 -Who is that guy? -A very ugly man.
- 00:00:22,822 --> 00:00:25,956 Долгих 30 лет, и наконец момент настал!
- 00:00:25,979 --> 00:00:27,337 Величайшее достижение!
- 00:00:28,537 --> 00:00:30,134 Надо было надеть штаны!
- 00:00:35,849 --> 00:00:37,408 Жжётся! Мне нравится.
- 00:00:42,019 --> 00:00:43,519 АВТОСКАНИРОВАНИЕ
- 00:00:46,359 --> 00:00:48,014 Если у меня получится,
- 00:00:48,037 --> 00:00:49,555 значит, всё было не зря.
- 00:00:51,972 --> 00:00:54,705 ОДНА ДЕСЯТИМИЛЛИАРДНАЯ ПРОЦЕНТА ЗАВЕРШЕНА
- 00:00:54,751 --> 00:00:56,725 Надо только взять себя в руки!
- 00:00:56,748 --> 00:00:58,906 Если об этом хоть кто-то узнает...
- 00:01:02,663 --> 00:01:04,757 Да ладно! Столько сделано!
- 00:01:04,780 --> 00:01:06,938 Теперь никто меня не остановит!
- 00:01:20,005 --> 00:01:22,140 Смотри-ка! Снова всплеск.
- 00:01:22,163 --> 00:01:25,098 Такого сигнала не было уже 30 лет.
- 00:01:25,121 --> 00:01:26,775 Откуда он, из космоса?
- 00:01:26,798 --> 00:01:27,797 Или с военной базы противника?
- 00:01:30,176 --> 00:01:31,970 Как я и думал!
- 00:01:31,993 --> 00:01:34,711 Джентльмены! Мы едем в Гравити Фолз.
- 00:01:54,567 --> 00:01:57,067 ДИППЕР
- 00:01:58,476 --> 00:01:59,976 МЭЙБЛ
- 00:02:01,264 --> 00:02:02,564 СТЭН
- 00:02:12,742 --> 00:02:14,442 ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ
- 00:02:19,006 --> 00:02:20,462 Ну, ладно!
- 00:02:20,485 --> 00:02:21,940 Начинаем!
- 00:02:22,163 --> 00:02:25,177 Приветствую, на открытии обновленной «Хижины чудес».
- 00:02:26,159 --> 00:02:27,275 «Хижина чудес»!
- 00:02:27,298 --> 00:02:30,012 Сегодня мы празднуем победу над гаденышем Гидеоном.
- 00:02:30,035 --> 00:02:31,451 Фу!
- 00:02:31,474 --> 00:02:33,809 Ну, что вы, что вы! Фукайте громче.
- 00:02:33,832 --> 00:02:34,847 Фу!
- 00:02:34,970 --> 00:02:37,025 Но, разумеется, я победил его не один!
- 00:02:37,048 --> 00:02:40,422 Эти двое тоже заслужили часть славы!
- 00:02:40,445 --> 00:02:41,461 Ну, ладно, ладно!
- 00:02:41,484 --> 00:02:42,580 Большую её часть.
- 00:02:42,603 --> 00:02:44,777 Улыбочку для камеры.
- 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:46,496 У тебя в руках цементный блок, Тоби.
- 00:02:46,519 --> 00:02:49,253 Просто я тоже хочу быть в гуще событий.
- 00:02:49,276 --> 00:02:50,972 Улыбку для настоящей камеры.
- 00:02:50,995 --> 00:02:52,890 Все должны сказать: «кефир-зефир».
- 00:02:52,913 --> 00:02:54,727 Кефир-зефир!
- 00:02:55,150 --> 00:02:57,624 И не забудьте. Сегодня в восемь у нас вечеринка.
- 00:02:57,648 --> 00:03:00,402 Да, народ, вас ждет супермегакрутое караоке!
- 00:03:00,425 --> 00:03:01,601 Свет! Музыка!
- 00:03:01,624 --> 00:03:03,439 Спецэффекты!
- 00:03:03,462 --> 00:03:07,834 И ярчайшее караоке-выступление нашей семейной группы «Любовный дозор»!
- 00:03:07,857 --> 00:03:10,752 -Ну, в этом я не уверен! -Не, я на такое не подписывался.
- 00:03:10,775 --> 00:03:12,110 Поздно! Я вас подписала.
- 00:03:12,133 --> 00:03:13,069 Вы участвуете.
- 00:03:14,211 --> 00:03:15,787 Хватаем билеты, народ!
- 00:03:15,810 --> 00:03:18,224 Все равно, ничего другого в вашей жизни не происходит!
- 00:03:18,247 --> 00:03:19,822 Идём, чувак в майке с пиццей,
- 00:03:19,845 --> 00:03:21,661 тебя я имела в виду в первую очередь!
- 00:03:22,284 --> 00:03:23,419 Люди нас любят,
- 00:03:23,442 --> 00:03:25,577 от ковра больше не несёт вонючкой Гидеоном,
- 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:27,775 наконец-то всё идёт по-моему.
- 00:03:27,798 --> 00:03:29,933 Послушай, дядя Стэн! Пока есть время,
- 00:03:29,956 --> 00:03:32,210 не мог бы ты вернуть мне дневник, который забрал.
- 00:03:32,233 --> 00:03:33,988 Что? Дневник?
- 00:03:34,311 --> 00:03:36,565 Оу! Ха-ха! Ты про это старьё что ли?
- 00:03:36,588 --> 00:03:38,867 Такая скучища, я даже не дочитал!
- 00:03:43,023 --> 00:03:44,598 Ты ничего не видел.
- 00:03:44,721 --> 00:03:46,736 Стой, не понял, ты мне его отдаешь?
- 00:03:46,759 --> 00:03:47,574 Вот просто так?
- 00:03:47,597 --> 00:03:49,173 А чего ты еще хочешь? Поцеловать?
- 00:03:49,496 --> 00:03:51,031 Нет! Больше ничего!
- 00:03:52,532 --> 00:03:53,549 Если хотите, я могу вас поцеловать.
- 00:03:53,572 --> 00:03:54,611 Даже не мечтай.
- 00:04:00,405 --> 00:04:01,941 Мэйбл, нужно поговорить!
- 00:04:01,964 --> 00:04:03,459 Едва ни потеряв дневник, я понял,
- 00:04:03,482 --> 00:04:05,017 что лето уже наполовину прошло,
- 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:06,736 а я ни на шаг не приблизился к разгадке
- 00:04:06,759 --> 00:04:08,334 великой тайны Гравити Фолз!
- 00:04:08,358 --> 00:04:09,732 Гидеон едва не уничтожил город
- 00:04:09,755 --> 00:04:10,932 ради этого дневника!
- 00:04:10,955 --> 00:04:12,649 Почему? Кто его автор?
- 00:04:12,672 --> 00:04:14,288 И где остальные дневники?
- 00:04:14,311 --> 00:04:15,646 Что имел в виду Билл, говоря, что скоро
- 00:04:15,669 --> 00:04:17,525 всё, что нам дорого изменится!
- 00:04:17,548 --> 00:04:20,162 Явно происходит что-то важное, прямо у нас под носом.
- 00:04:20,185 --> 00:04:21,520 И пора уже прекратить валять дурака
- 00:04:21,543 --> 00:04:23,119 и дойти до самой сути.
- 00:04:23,142 --> 00:04:25,517 Да, но ведь ты перечитал дневник уже миллион раз!
- 00:04:25,540 --> 00:04:27,275 По-моему, там нет никакой сути!
- 00:04:27,298 --> 00:04:28,976 А половина страниц, вообще, пустые!
- 00:04:30,095 --> 00:04:33,669 Ощущение, что для решения этого пазла не хватает всего одной детали.
- 00:04:33,692 --> 00:04:35,067 Не волнуйся, Диппер,
- 00:04:35,090 --> 00:04:37,425 за расследование берётся Лорд Свинюхин!
- 00:04:37,448 --> 00:04:39,502 Я диктую правила игры. Хрю-хрю!
- 00:04:39,525 --> 00:04:41,160 С тобой бесполезно говорить!
- 00:04:41,783 --> 00:04:42,742 Ты тоже это слышишь?
- 00:04:47,598 --> 00:04:49,213 Ой, Мистер Пайнс! Какое кодовое слово
- 00:04:49,236 --> 00:04:51,331 нужно кричать при виде федералов?
- 00:04:51,454 --> 00:04:53,192 Кого?! Это же федералы!
- 00:04:53,274 --> 00:04:54,007 ПРАВИТЕЛЬСТВО США
- 00:04:54,022 --> 00:04:55,122 ГОССЛУЖБА
- 00:04:55,219 --> 00:04:56,619 БИБИКНИ, ЕСЛИ ХОЧЕШЬ ПОД АРЕСТ
- 00:04:57,948 --> 00:05:00,601 «Хижина чудес» закрывается! Быстро на выход!
- 00:05:00,624 --> 00:05:02,200 Я не посмотрю на возраст и окачу
- 00:05:02,223 --> 00:05:05,198 -водой из шланга. -Дядя Стэн, что тут происходит?
- 00:05:05,221 --> 00:05:07,035 Ты никогда раньше не закрывал магазин.
- 00:05:09,816 --> 00:05:11,591 Приветствую в «Хижине чудес»!
- 00:05:11,614 --> 00:05:14,428 Что интересует? Брелоки? Сувениры?
- 00:05:14,451 --> 00:05:17,105 Фотографии американских президентов?
- 00:05:17,328 --> 00:05:18,664 Меня зовут агент Пауэрс,
- 00:05:18,687 --> 00:05:19,782 это – агент Триггер!
- 00:05:20,105 --> 00:05:23,539 Мы ведём расследование случаев загадочной активности в этом городе.
- 00:05:23,862 --> 00:05:24,937 Активности!
- 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:27,295 Загадочная активность?! В «Хижине чудес»?!
- 00:05:27,318 --> 00:05:28,334 Вы, наверное, шутите?!
- 00:05:28,357 --> 00:05:30,052 Я уверяю вас, что нет!
- 00:05:30,075 --> 00:05:31,930 У меня редкая врожденная патология:
- 00:05:31,953 --> 00:05:34,127 я просто не способен воспринимать юмор.
- 00:05:35,950 --> 00:05:38,564 Я не понимаю смысла издаваемых вами звуков!
- 00:05:38,587 --> 00:05:41,521 А теперь, извините, мы должны продолжить расследование.
- 00:05:41,544 --> 00:05:42,880 Расследование!
- 00:05:43,503 --> 00:05:44,358 Подождите!
- 00:05:44,381 --> 00:05:47,075 Вы правда расследуете загадочные случаи в этом городе?
- 00:05:47,498 --> 00:05:49,274 Это засекреченная информация!
- 00:05:49,497 --> 00:05:50,392 Но да!
- 00:05:50,415 --> 00:05:51,791 Только между нами, мальчик:
- 00:05:51,814 --> 00:05:54,188 я думаю, что в этом городе существует заговор
- 00:05:54,211 --> 00:05:55,906 с паранормальной подоплекой!
- 00:05:55,929 --> 00:05:58,064 И мы всего в одном шаге от того,
- 00:05:58,087 --> 00:06:00,142 чтобы раскрыть весь этот заговор.
- 00:06:00,365 --> 00:06:01,481 Вы что, шутите?!
- 00:06:01,504 --> 00:06:03,239 Ведь я расследую то же самое!
- 00:06:03,262 --> 00:06:04,737 Я нашел в лесу дневник,
- 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:06,616 в котором зашифрованы все подсказки!
- 00:06:06,639 --> 00:06:08,876 Работая вместе мы раскроем тайну!
- 00:06:10,555 --> 00:06:13,367 Если у тебя есть какая-то информация, позвони мне.
- 00:06:13,385 --> 00:06:14,485 АГЕНТ ПАУЭРС
- 00:06:14,590 --> 00:06:17,165 Можно сейчас поговорить! Заходите, давайте!
- 00:06:17,188 --> 00:06:18,844 Я вам столько всего расскажу.
- 00:06:18,867 --> 00:06:20,561 Простите, агенты,
- 00:06:20,584 --> 00:06:22,920 у мальчика буйное воображение и
- 00:06:22,943 --> 00:06:24,078 ещё он сильно потеет.
- 00:06:24,901 --> 00:06:25,557 Бдыщ!
- 00:06:25,580 --> 00:06:28,274 Паранормальный фольклор – фишка моего магазина!
- 00:06:28,297 --> 00:06:29,832 Неплохо продаётся.
- 00:06:30,455 --> 00:06:31,351 Буп-пуру-пу-пу!
- 00:06:31,674 --> 00:06:32,769 Класс!
- 00:06:33,492 --> 00:06:35,227 Нам надо осмотреть другие места!
- 00:06:35,250 --> 00:06:36,666 Пожалуй, мы поедем.
- 00:06:36,689 --> 00:06:38,005 А это мы конфискуем как улики.
- 00:06:38,328 --> 00:06:40,022 -Это мудро. -Постойте! Нет!
- 00:06:40,045 --> 00:06:41,420 Я столько всего могу вам рассказать.
- 00:06:41,643 --> 00:06:43,259 Спокойно, малыш!
- 00:06:43,282 --> 00:06:46,376 Поверь, мне меньше всего на вечеринке хочешь видеть копов!
- 00:06:46,499 --> 00:06:48,394 И я конфискую визитку.
- 00:06:48,417 --> 00:06:50,152 И становись уже нормальным парнем!
- 00:06:50,175 --> 00:06:51,990 Влюбись в девчонку, укради что-нибудь.
- 00:06:52,013 --> 00:06:53,709 Но, дядя Стэн, ты не понимаешь.
- 00:06:53,732 --> 00:06:55,730 И не смей общаться с этими агентами.
- 00:06:57,288 --> 00:06:59,463 Ах, жаль, а ведь это мог быть прорыв.
- 00:06:59,486 --> 00:07:01,421 Бро, подумай, может дядя Стэн прав?
- 00:07:01,644 --> 00:07:03,139 У нас сегодня вечеринка!
- 00:07:03,162 --> 00:07:04,937 Хоть один день обойдись без поисков
- 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:07,135 инопланетян и воскрешения мертвых!
- 00:07:07,158 --> 00:07:08,674 Я не воскрешаю мертвых.
- 00:07:08,697 --> 00:07:10,692 Я просто хотел показать агентам свою книгу.
- 00:07:10,815 --> 00:07:12,410 Можешь мне поверить,
- 00:07:12,433 --> 00:07:14,428 сегодня тебе понадобится только эта книга!
- 00:07:14,951 --> 00:07:15,470 Бум!
- 00:07:15,503 --> 00:07:16,036 ПЕСЕННИК
- 00:07:16,948 --> 00:07:19,427 Я говорю «Кара-», а ты «-оке»! Кара-
- 00:07:20,585 --> 00:07:22,902 Кара-, Кара-
- 00:07:24,181 --> 00:07:25,181 Я ведь весь день так могу.
- 00:07:29,235 --> 00:07:31,271 Пушка с конфетти работает!
- 00:07:31,293 --> 00:07:34,787 А в караоке уже загружены все лучшие песни!
- 00:07:34,811 --> 00:07:36,866 «Этот город стоит на Рок-н-Ролле»!
- 00:07:36,889 --> 00:07:38,863 «Опасная дорога до шоссе»!
- 00:07:38,886 --> 00:07:41,700 «Захватим полночь» в исполнении Амперсэндры?
- 00:07:42,023 --> 00:07:45,276 Знаешь, моё пение тебе точно не понравится! Поверь на слово.
- 00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:48,574 Дядя Стэн, караоке никак не связано с хорошим пением,
- 00:07:48,597 --> 00:07:51,331 можно петь плохо, но главное всем вместе!
- 00:07:53,192 --> 00:07:55,710 Смотри, какие у меня страшные зубы от ультрафиолета!
- 00:07:57,108 --> 00:07:59,483 Как у привидения или у зомби!
- 00:07:59,506 --> 00:08:00,802 Ну, признавайся, круто же?
- 00:08:00,825 --> 00:08:02,100 Несправедливо!
- 00:08:02,123 --> 00:08:03,859 Наконец, я встретил того, кто поможет
- 00:08:03,882 --> 00:08:06,756 разгадать тайну города, а дядя Стэн отобрал его визитку.
- 00:08:06,979 --> 00:08:08,973 Слышь, наверно, я зря это говорю
- 00:08:09,096 --> 00:08:12,050 но, думаю, Стэн всё своё прячет в своей комнате.
- 00:08:12,173 --> 00:08:15,127 Но если он меня там застанет, мне здорово попадёт.
- 00:08:15,150 --> 00:08:16,826 Да, это точно, ты прав!
- 00:08:17,049 --> 00:08:18,807 Поэтому будет еще интересней!
- 00:08:20,046 --> 00:08:22,460 Как же хочется разбить эти Стэньяты!
- 00:08:22,483 --> 00:08:23,438 Круши!
- 00:08:24,161 --> 00:08:25,936 Гренда прибыла тусоваться!
- 00:08:25,959 --> 00:08:28,234 Какие вкусные у дяди Стэна мозги!
- 00:08:28,257 --> 00:08:29,156 Девчонки!
- 00:08:30,435 --> 00:08:31,950 О, боже мой! Боже мой, Мэйбл!
- 00:08:31,973 --> 00:08:33,710 Магнитофон работающий?
- 00:08:33,733 --> 00:08:34,648 А ты нажми и проверь.
- 00:08:34,671 --> 00:08:35,586 Пумц!
- 00:08:36,109 --> 00:08:39,466 Да, да, да, зажигай! Ха!
- 00:08:42,663 --> 00:08:44,398 Ёлки, а я-то думал, что тут будет рейв.
- 00:08:44,521 --> 00:08:46,776 Слышь, Томпсон, снимай одежду, и будет тебе рейв!
- 00:08:47,099 --> 00:08:49,712 Главное, чтобы друзья одобряли!
- 00:08:49,935 --> 00:08:51,391 Эй, не надо!
- 00:08:51,414 --> 00:08:52,812 Я никому не отправлю, обещаю.
- 00:08:53,248 --> 00:08:54,581 ОТПРАВИТЬ ВСЕМ
- 00:08:54,972 --> 00:08:57,584 У кого один глаз и один пирог?
- 00:08:57,807 --> 00:08:59,544 В этих бочках полно мяса!
- 00:09:00,404 --> 00:09:02,860 Тамбри прислала мне такую смску!
- 00:09:03,083 --> 00:09:04,578 Здесь у меня весь город!
- 00:09:04,601 --> 00:09:06,616 Слава богу, мерзких агентов нет!
- 00:09:06,639 --> 00:09:08,917 Венди, Диппер, ну, что там у вас с постерами?
- 00:09:11,234 --> 00:09:12,393 Хм.
- 00:09:12,938 --> 00:09:13,938 КОМНАТА СТЭНА МЕЛКИМ НЕ ВХОДИТЬ!
- 00:09:14,031 --> 00:09:14,931 ДА-ДА, ТЕБЕ!
- 00:09:15,410 --> 00:09:17,025 Я постою на шухере!
- 00:09:17,048 --> 00:09:19,063 А ты покопайся в стариковских вещах.
- 00:09:23,542 --> 00:09:26,117 Итак, дядя Стэн, где же ты мог спрятать визитку?
- 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:27,655 Ничего!
- 00:09:27,878 --> 00:09:28,734 Ничего!
- 00:09:29,057 --> 00:09:29,816 Ничего!
- 00:09:30,227 --> 00:09:31,388 ПОЛНОСТЬЮ ОДЕТЫЕ ЖЕНЩИНЫ ЖЕНСКИЕ КУПАЛЬНИКИ
- 00:09:32,413 --> 00:09:33,812 Фу, будем считать, я не видел!
- 00:09:34,851 --> 00:09:36,009 Ну-ка, минуточку!
- 00:09:38,708 --> 00:09:39,466 Ха-ха, да!
- 00:09:40,485 --> 00:09:41,404 Нашел!
- 00:09:44,521 --> 00:09:45,577 Агент Пауэрс.
- 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:46,635 Здрасти, это Диппер.
- 00:09:46,658 --> 00:09:50,492 Из «Хижины чудес», помните? Ну, тот, который, сильно потеет!
- 00:09:50,515 --> 00:09:52,150 У меня есть дневник, который я хочу вам показать!
- 00:09:52,173 --> 00:09:54,608 А ты уверен, что он поможет в расследовании?
- 00:09:55,031 --> 00:09:56,366 Да, уверен на сто процентов, сэр.
- 00:09:56,589 --> 00:09:58,424 Хорошо! Сейчас приедем.
- 00:09:59,747 --> 00:10:00,683 Извини, Диппер!
- 00:10:00,706 --> 00:10:02,080 Отвлеклась на смску.
- 00:10:02,203 --> 00:10:04,018 Малыш, зачем ты позвонил агентам?
- 00:10:04,141 --> 00:10:05,917 Я же тебе уже сто раз говорил:
- 00:10:05,940 --> 00:10:09,034 у нас здесь не происходит ничего сверхъестественного.
- 00:10:09,157 --> 00:10:10,512 Нет, происходит!
- 00:10:10,535 --> 00:10:13,509 Не понимаю, почему ты этого не понимаешь, после всего, что случилось?!
- 00:10:13,732 --> 00:10:15,587 Я понимаю только одно: твоя одержимость
- 00:10:15,610 --> 00:10:17,985 для всех нас плохо закончится!
- 00:10:18,008 --> 00:10:19,982 А теперь немедленно иди и веселись!
- 00:10:20,305 --> 00:10:22,543 Потому что уже завтра ты будешь наказан.
- 00:10:35,311 --> 00:10:37,165 Привет, народ, все молодцы!
- 00:10:37,188 --> 00:10:38,764 Горни, потрясный прикид!
- 00:10:38,987 --> 00:10:41,321 Мистер спасатель, что-то маловато энергии!
- 00:10:41,344 --> 00:10:43,999 Фу, глупый, лысый старикан!
- 00:10:44,222 --> 00:10:45,717 Ну, в чем дело, офицеры?
- 00:10:45,740 --> 00:10:49,153 Вы застукали, как я превысила 120 улыбок в час?
- 00:10:49,376 --> 00:10:51,951 У нас жалобы на крайне громкую вечеринку.
- 00:10:51,974 --> 00:10:53,709 Три слова!
- 00:10:53,732 --> 00:10:54,691 Мы тоже хотим.
- 00:10:56,928 --> 00:10:58,824 Здесь сбываются мечты.
- 00:11:04,242 --> 00:11:05,977 Парни! Как я рад, что вы приехали!
- 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,575 Работая вместе мы найдем ответы
- 00:11:07,598 --> 00:11:09,733 на все вопросы Гравити Фолз!
- 00:11:09,956 --> 00:11:12,250 Поверьте эта книга – это то, что нам нужно!
- 00:11:12,273 --> 00:11:14,089 Проведём доскональное расследование!
- 00:11:14,112 --> 00:11:15,367 Судмедэксперты, оперативники!
- 00:11:15,390 --> 00:11:16,686 А у вас нет вертолёта?
- 00:11:17,827 --> 00:11:19,763 Извините, вертолётов?
- 00:11:20,086 --> 00:11:22,740 Я бы хотел тебе верить, но это просто
- 00:11:22,763 --> 00:11:24,539 какая-то чушь из магазина твоего дяди!
- 00:11:24,562 --> 00:11:26,116 Посуди сам: что за лепрерог?!
- 00:11:26,139 --> 00:11:28,434 Я боюсь, что не только мне это не покажется смешным.
- 00:11:28,757 --> 00:11:30,772 Подтверждаю! Не смешно.
- 00:11:30,795 --> 00:11:32,571 Но он существует, клянусь!
- 00:11:32,594 --> 00:11:34,210 «Отправьте его в лабораторию!»
- 00:11:34,533 --> 00:11:35,628 Вы же так говорите?
- 00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:37,785 Твой дядя был прав насчет буйного воображения!
- 00:11:37,808 --> 00:11:39,742 Поехали, займёмся бумажками.
- 00:11:39,765 --> 00:11:41,341 -Скучными бумажками. -Стойте!
- 00:11:41,364 --> 00:11:42,820 Это всё – правда!
- 00:11:42,843 --> 00:11:44,498 Гномы, проклятия, заклинания!
- 00:11:44,521 --> 00:11:45,777 Послушайте!
- 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:47,375 Корпус левитас!
- 00:11:47,398 --> 00:11:50,555 Вот ещё: диабло доминус! Мондо вициум!
- 00:11:54,292 --> 00:11:55,430 -А? -А?
- 00:12:04,141 --> 00:12:07,515 Ха! Видите – зомби! Настоящий-пренастоящий зомби!
- 00:12:07,538 --> 00:12:09,313 Так что дневник на сто процентов правдив!
- 00:12:09,337 --> 00:12:10,671 Ну что, работаем вместе?
- 00:12:10,895 --> 00:12:12,350 Господи, Царица небесная!
- 00:12:12,373 --> 00:12:13,470 Что делать будем?
- 00:12:13,493 --> 00:12:15,027 Всего-то один зомби!
- 00:12:15,050 --> 00:12:16,786 Да я здесь каждый день похуже этого вижу.
- 00:12:21,125 --> 00:12:22,543 Хорошо, что он был всего один.
- 00:12:27,878 --> 00:12:30,332 О, господи! Вы же с ними справитесь, да?
- 00:12:30,355 --> 00:12:32,411 Мы много лет гоняемся за паранормальным,
- 00:12:32,434 --> 00:12:34,608 но ещё никогда не видели ничего подобного.
- 00:12:34,931 --> 00:12:35,687 Осторожно!
- 00:12:41,185 --> 00:12:42,663 Ой, мамочки, что я сделал!
- 00:12:45,161 --> 00:12:47,276 <i>Что за расклад? Это Блабс и Дурланд</i>
- 00:12:47,299 --> 00:12:50,890 <i>Зашибаем деньжонки Идём с нами, девчонки</i>
- 00:12:52,013 --> 00:12:54,987 Что скажете, ребята? Легендарная у нас вечеринка?
- 00:12:55,010 --> 00:12:57,266 Я говорю «Мэйбл», вы говорите «Пайнс».
- 00:12:58,287 --> 00:12:59,384 Мэйбл!
- 00:12:59,907 --> 00:13:00,702 Мэйбл!
- 00:13:00,725 --> 00:13:02,381 Мы все умрём!
- 00:13:02,404 --> 00:13:03,340 Никогда не получается!
- 00:13:03,763 --> 00:13:05,018 Ой, ой!
- 00:13:05,041 --> 00:13:06,196 Землетрясение!
- 00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:08,575 Внимание, народ! Нужно срочно уходить!
- 00:13:08,798 --> 00:13:11,314 -Мы все обречены! -Быстро! Лезь в рюкзак, я тебя спасу!
- 00:13:12,953 --> 00:13:14,848 Мэйбл, беги, пока еще можешь!
- 00:13:14,871 --> 00:13:16,766 Нет! Стойте! Не уходите!
- 00:13:16,789 --> 00:13:19,324 Еще должно быть наше семейное пение под караоке.
- 00:13:24,462 --> 00:13:27,515 Диппер, что я просила тебя не делать хотя бы один вечер?
- 00:13:27,538 --> 00:13:29,034 Не воскрешать мертвых.
- 00:13:29,057 --> 00:13:30,193 А ты что сделал?
- 00:13:30,216 --> 00:13:31,311 Воскресил.
- 00:13:33,532 --> 00:13:35,771 Уходим, чуваки! Здесь становится жарковато.
- 00:13:40,566 --> 00:13:41,525 Подождите, секундочку!
- 00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:44,222 Не, ну согласитесь, это ж круто.
- 00:13:48,877 --> 00:13:50,651 -Зомби! -Только без паники!
- 00:13:50,677 --> 00:13:52,978 Может, это просто уродливый флэшмоб!
- 00:13:55,851 --> 00:13:57,106 Чуваки спокойно!
- 00:13:57,129 --> 00:13:58,923 Я готовился к этому моменту!
- 00:13:58,946 --> 00:14:00,362 Я видел столько ужастиков,
- 00:14:00,385 --> 00:14:03,402 что теперь просто спец по вопросам бегства от зомби.
- 00:14:06,659 --> 00:14:08,634 С другой стороны, поменяем сценарий!
- 00:14:08,757 --> 00:14:10,292 Можно съесть ваш мозг?
- 00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:11,671 Да или нет?
- 00:14:11,694 --> 00:14:13,350 Говорят, молчание – знак согласия.
- 00:14:20,047 --> 00:14:21,006 Быстрее! Там гольф-карт!
- 00:14:24,343 --> 00:14:25,337 Вы издеваетесь!
- 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:26,416 Не повезло!
- 00:14:26,439 --> 00:14:27,696 Зато мне повезло.
- 00:14:28,119 --> 00:14:28,754 Зус!
- 00:14:28,877 --> 00:14:30,892 Прости, чувак, но так хочется мозгов!
- 00:14:31,915 --> 00:14:32,874 Назад!
- 00:14:39,667 --> 00:14:40,722 Сдавайтесь!
- 00:14:40,745 --> 00:14:42,481 Сопротивление делает мозг жёстким!
- 00:14:42,504 --> 00:14:44,558 Что нам делать? Куда делся дядя Стэн?
- 00:14:44,581 --> 00:14:45,897 А он-то чем нам поможет?!
- 00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:48,118 Он даже не верит в сверхъестественное.
- 00:14:50,775 --> 00:14:52,451 Федералы чуть всё ни испортили!
- 00:14:52,674 --> 00:14:53,590 Мальчишка!
- 00:14:53,613 --> 00:14:55,430 Даже не понимает, во что суёт нос!
- 00:14:56,569 --> 00:14:57,928 И настырный, прямо спасу нет!
- 00:14:59,407 --> 00:15:01,165 В этом он похож на меня!
- 00:15:02,963 --> 00:15:05,857 Ах, столько всего нужно сделать, а тут еще эти дети!
- 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:07,240 Ладно посмотрим.
- 00:15:13,273 --> 00:15:14,512 Получай, зараза!
- 00:15:18,587 --> 00:15:20,426 Караоке – оружие массового уничтожения.
- 00:15:22,263 --> 00:15:24,202 Быстрее! Нужно забаррикадировать все входы!
- 00:15:30,216 --> 00:15:32,051 Ладно, может это их задержит!
- 00:15:32,674 --> 00:15:33,710 Здорово!
- 00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,827 А я научил зомби залезать в электрощиток!
- 00:15:35,950 --> 00:15:37,548 Прикиньте, я у них типа гений.
- 00:15:38,727 --> 00:15:40,623 Хватаем мозги, чуваки.
- 00:15:43,403 --> 00:15:44,977 Диппер, а в твоём дневнике не говорится,
- 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,656 как бороться с зомби?
- 00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:48,934 Нет! Тут ничего нет про их слабости!
- 00:15:49,957 --> 00:15:51,092 Это какой-то кошмар!
- 00:15:51,115 --> 00:15:53,490 Я так увлёкся поиском, что всех подверг опасности!
- 00:15:53,513 --> 00:15:56,646 Мы погибнем, это моя вина, и нам никто не поможет!
- 00:15:57,947 --> 00:15:59,306 Не надо! Мэйбл, прости меня!
- 00:16:00,505 --> 00:16:02,041 Диппер!
- 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,471 Вы двое! На чердак! Быстро!
- 00:16:12,494 --> 00:16:13,709 Дядя Стэн?
- 00:16:13,732 --> 00:16:15,148 Я сказал «быстро»!
- 00:16:15,771 --> 00:16:18,804 Ну что, тупая нежить, вы готовы умереть второй раз?
- 00:16:20,565 --> 00:16:23,819 Моих внуков терроризирует лишь один морщинистый монстр – это я!
- 00:16:24,342 --> 00:16:26,079 Получай! Получай!
- 00:16:28,858 --> 00:16:30,593 Получай безглазый!
- 00:16:34,152 --> 00:16:36,088 Ну, кого ещё отоварить?!
- 00:16:53,933 --> 00:16:55,308 Ой! Ау!
- 00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:56,307 Как же всё болит!
- 00:16:56,330 --> 00:16:57,985 Дядя Стэн! Это было так круто!
- 00:16:58,008 --> 00:16:59,064 Ты в порядке?
- 00:17:00,005 --> 00:17:02,999 Что ж, зато теперь ты не будешь отрицать сверхъестественное, да?
- 00:17:04,222 --> 00:17:05,717 Малыш, я всегда это знал.
- 00:17:05,740 --> 00:17:07,515 Что?! О чем ты говоришь, дядя?
- 00:17:07,538 --> 00:17:09,313 Я же не идиот, Диппер.
- 00:17:09,336 --> 00:17:11,591 Да, наш городишко непростой! И главное
- 00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:13,893 в этой непростоте – это то, что она опасна!
- 00:17:16,490 --> 00:17:18,904 Я врал всё это время, чтобы ты в это не лез!
- 00:17:18,927 --> 00:17:20,646 Я хотел вас от этого оградить!
- 00:17:25,161 --> 00:17:27,016 Но, видать, врал я не слишком умело.
- 00:17:29,097 --> 00:17:30,552 Что же делать? Что же делать?
- 00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:32,171 Обычно нам помогал мой дневник,
- 00:17:32,194 --> 00:17:34,169 но тут нет ни слова о том, как победить зомби!
- 00:17:34,192 --> 00:17:35,327 Мы пропали!
- 00:17:35,350 --> 00:17:36,566 Нет, нет, подожди, там текст!
- 00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:37,785 Он проступил в ультрафиолете.
- 00:17:37,810 --> 00:17:40,007 Я РЕШИЛ ИСПОЛЬЗОВАТЬ НЕВИДИМЫЕ ЧЕРНИЛА ЗА МНОЙ МОГУТ СЛЕДИТЬ!
- 00:17:40,008 --> 00:17:40,806 Что?
- 00:17:41,785 --> 00:17:43,919 А я думал, что знаю все секреты дневника.
- 00:17:43,942 --> 00:17:46,157 А они были написаны невидимыми чернилами.
- 00:17:46,180 --> 00:17:47,316 Невидимыми!
- 00:17:47,839 --> 00:17:48,514 Вот оно!
- 00:17:48,537 --> 00:17:50,074 «У зомби есть слабость.
- 00:17:50,097 --> 00:17:51,571 Я думал, они несокрушимы,
- 00:17:51,594 --> 00:17:54,388 но их череп взрывается от правильного трезвучия»!
- 00:17:54,411 --> 00:17:56,546 Трезвучие? Но как его сгенерировать?
- 00:17:56,569 --> 00:17:58,545 Я могу довольно высоко визжать.
- 00:17:58,568 --> 00:18:01,102 А я издаю звуки всем телом! Иногда намеренно.
- 00:18:01,425 --> 00:18:02,860 Мальчики, мальчики!
- 00:18:02,883 --> 00:18:05,600 Вы упускаете из вида намного лучшее решение.
- 00:18:09,197 --> 00:18:10,213 Раз-два! Раз-два!
- 00:18:10,236 --> 00:18:11,514 Проверка!
- 00:18:13,712 --> 00:18:15,968 Ой, «Обчиханные домохозяйки»!
- 00:18:17,269 --> 00:18:18,667 Мне уже лень вставать.
- 00:18:23,422 --> 00:18:26,276 Зомболеди и джентльмены! Я – Мэйбл,
- 00:18:26,299 --> 00:18:28,635 а это Диппер и Стэн, и вместе мы представляем
- 00:18:28,658 --> 00:18:31,552 семейное трио «Любовный дозор»!
- 00:18:31,575 --> 00:18:32,591 С названием я не согласен!
- 00:18:33,114 --> 00:18:33,949 Врубай!
- 00:18:38,487 --> 00:18:41,222 Мэйбл, наша жизнь этого не стоит.
- 00:18:42,145 --> 00:18:43,299 <i>С вечера тусим</i>
- 00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:45,258 <i>До самого утра</i>
- 00:18:45,281 --> 00:18:46,976 <i>Не бойся, папа</i>
- 00:18:46,999 --> 00:18:49,013 <i>На мне юбчонка до бедра</i>
- 00:18:49,036 --> 00:18:50,693 Мэйбл, это идиотизм.
- 00:18:50,716 --> 00:18:52,731 <i>Мы едем тусоваться</i>
- 00:18:52,754 --> 00:18:54,649 <i>Парни будут улыбаться</i>
- 00:18:54,672 --> 00:18:56,207 <i>А мы танцуем</i>
- 00:18:56,230 --> 00:18:58,365 <i>И нам на них плевать</i>
- 00:18:58,388 --> 00:19:01,362 <i>А парни всё ближе И не дают прохода нам</i>
- 00:19:02,943 --> 00:19:04,319 Нам надо петь вместе,
- 00:19:04,342 --> 00:19:05,997 иначе не получится!
- 00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:07,756 <i>Всех парней вон</i>
- 00:19:07,779 --> 00:19:09,754 <i>От них только звон</i>
- 00:19:09,777 --> 00:19:13,510 <i>Девчонки зажигают танцпол</i>
- 00:19:13,533 --> 00:19:15,148 <i>О-о-у</i>
- 00:19:15,171 --> 00:19:16,866 <i>Девчонки зажигают</i>
- 00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:18,625 <i>О-о-у</i>
- 00:19:18,648 --> 00:19:22,461 <i>Весь вечер освещают О-о-у</i>
- 00:19:22,484 --> 00:19:25,617 <i>Девчонки зажигают О-о-у</i>
- 00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:28,215 <i>Весь вечер освещают</i>
- 00:19:28,238 --> 00:19:31,732 <i>Мы – королевы диско</i>
- 00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:33,490 <i>О-о-у</i>
- 00:19:33,513 --> 00:19:35,151 <i>Девчонки зажигают</i>
- 00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:36,708 <i>О-о-у</i>
- 00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,804 <i>Весь вечер освещают</i>
- 00:19:38,827 --> 00:19:42,505 <i>Освещают вечер</i>
- 00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:47,219 Ложись!
- 00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:54,389 Спасибо!
- 00:19:54,412 --> 00:19:56,067 Мы будем на сцене всю ночь!
- 00:19:56,090 --> 00:19:57,665 Получили, зомби-идиоты?
- 00:19:58,888 --> 00:19:59,863 Пайнс! Пайнс!
- 00:19:59,886 --> 00:20:01,005 Пайнс! Пайнс!
- 00:20:04,422 --> 00:20:05,957 Простите меня, ребята!
- 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,536 Тут всё разрушено из-за меня.
- 00:20:07,559 --> 00:20:09,094 Диппер, ты что, смеешься?!
- 00:20:09,117 --> 00:20:11,372 Я спела под караоке с двумя самыми близкими
- 00:20:11,395 --> 00:20:12,650 для меня людьми!
- 00:20:12,873 --> 00:20:14,889 Что может быть лучшего этого?
- 00:20:15,412 --> 00:20:17,905 Дети, слушайте! Этот город – опасен,
- 00:20:17,928 --> 00:20:19,044 будьте очень осторожны!
- 00:20:19,067 --> 00:20:20,443 Я не прощу себе,
- 00:20:20,466 --> 00:20:21,961 если с вами что-то случится!
- 00:20:21,984 --> 00:20:24,159 Можете оставить себе этот дневник,
- 00:20:24,182 --> 00:20:25,997 если пообещаешь использовать его
- 00:20:26,020 --> 00:20:28,914 для самообороны и не будешь искать приключений.
- 00:20:29,237 --> 00:20:30,772 Хорошо. Но только если ты пообещаешь мне,
- 00:20:30,895 --> 00:20:34,708 что не будешь скрывать от нас другие секреты.
- 00:20:34,831 --> 00:20:36,989 -Обещаю. -Обещаю.
- 00:20:38,107 --> 00:20:41,102 Нда, надо прибрать тут после зомбокалипсиса!
- 00:20:41,125 --> 00:20:42,220 Куда подевался мой помощник?
- 00:20:42,243 --> 00:20:44,938 Мозги! Мозги!
- 00:20:45,261 --> 00:20:45,977 Святой дух!
- 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:47,415 Стой!
- 00:20:47,439 --> 00:20:49,734 Тут есть инструкция по лечению от зомбирования!
- 00:20:49,757 --> 00:20:51,652 Потребуется много формальдегида.
- 00:20:51,675 --> 00:20:53,130 Ой, и еще корица.
- 00:20:53,153 --> 00:20:54,568 Идем, Зус, мы тебя подлечим.
- 00:20:54,991 --> 00:20:56,766 Мозги! Мозги!
- 00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:57,965 Зус, кончай!
- 00:20:58,488 --> 00:20:59,164 Ха-ха, извините.
- 00:20:59,187 --> 00:21:00,263 Подумать только!
- 00:21:00,286 --> 00:21:03,640 Всё это время секреты автора были на самом видном месте!
- 00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:06,180 Столько нового материала для исследования.
- 00:21:09,996 --> 00:21:11,312 Безумие какое-то!
- 00:21:11,335 --> 00:21:12,869 Никогда подобного не видел!
- 00:21:13,192 --> 00:21:14,352 Кому направить отчет?
- 00:21:17,229 --> 00:21:18,664 Всё серьёзнее, чем мы предполагали!
- 00:21:18,887 --> 00:21:20,662 Нужна тяжёлая артиллерия!
- 00:21:20,685 --> 00:21:22,061 Но нам никто не поверит.
- 00:21:22,084 --> 00:21:23,659 Значит, заставим их поверить!
- 00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:26,377 Именно этот город мы искали так долго.
- 00:21:28,619 --> 00:21:29,653 Ещё один зомби!
- 00:21:29,676 --> 00:21:30,915 Бросай оружие! Бросай оружие!
- 00:21:32,433 --> 00:21:33,730 Ой, понятно, это просто…
- 00:21:33,753 --> 00:21:35,851 -А кто это вообще? -Какой-то местный уродец!
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