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Восход Гидеона
Gideon Rises
Сезон: 01Серия: 20
Описание
Серия является продолжением эпизода «Пленники разума». Стэн теряет Хижину, и Пайнсы решают вернуть её. Серия заканчивается тем, что жители Гравити Фолз узнали о том, что все это время Гидеон следил за ними, в том числе и за семейкой Пайнсов, Гидеона сажают за решетку и хижина возвращается обратно к Стену.
Субтитры
- 00:00:13,650 --> 00:00:15,270 I just had a horrible dream
- 00:00:15,310 --> 00:00:18,430 that Gideon stole the deed to the Mystery Shack and kicked us out
- 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:21,170 and we all had to move in with Soos's grandma.
- 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:22,830 That was no dream, dude.
- 00:00:26,150 --> 00:00:27,620 Shh! Por Favovor.
- 00:00:27,750 --> 00:00:29,760 Uh, sorry abuelita.
- 00:00:29,820 --> 00:00:33,060 Oh! Soos, your grandma is so adorable!
- 00:00:33,260 --> 00:00:35,560 And her skin is old lady soft.
- 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:40,110 Mabel, quit bebeing creepy! The news is finally on!
- 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:42,400 In a move that has all of Gravity Falls buzzing,
- 00:00:42,470 --> 00:00:43,830 child psychic Gideon Gleeful
- 00:00:43,870 --> 00:00:46,550 has taken surprise ownership of the Mystery Shack,
- 00:00:46,580 --> 00:00:49,520 previously belonging to area shyster Stanford Pines.
- 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:51,610 That picture's taken out of context.
- 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:53,370 Now that you have the shack,
- 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:55,690 What exactly are you planning to do with it?
- 00:00:55,770 --> 00:00:57,550 I have a big announcement to make today,
- 00:00:57,630 --> 00:00:59,000 And I'd like to cordially invite
- 00:00:59,030 --> 00:01:01,480 all the good people of Gravity Falls to join me.
- 00:01:01,570 --> 00:01:04,160 Free admission to everyone who wears their Gideon pins!
- 00:01:04,270 --> 00:01:05,570 It's my face!
- 00:01:05,820 --> 00:01:07,980 I just can't believe Gideon beat us!
- 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:09,810 Normally I'm able to save the day.
- 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:11,510 This is all my fault.
- 00:01:11,550 --> 00:01:12,320 Don't worry, Dipper.
- 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:15,310 Looks like Mabel's gonna have to be the hero of the family now!
- 00:01:15,350 --> 00:01:18,590 I'll defeat Gideon with my grappling hook!
- 00:01:19,320 --> 00:01:23,090 Mabel, no offense, but that grappling hook has literally never helped us once.
- 00:01:23,130 --> 00:01:25,200 Oh, yeah? Jelly grab!
- 00:01:27,470 --> 00:01:29,360 I vacuum the walls now.
- 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:33,290 So you lost the shack. Look on the bright side, dudes.
- 00:01:33,320 --> 00:01:34,560 Now you get to live here with me.
- 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:35,190 Soos!
- 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:36,810 Hey, anyone wanna play racecars?
- 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:38,560 They're out of batteries but we can make pretend.
- 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:41,710 Would it be a new low if I ate that?
- 00:01:42,110 --> 00:01:43,790 I'm just kidding. I'm totally eating it.
- 00:01:45,190 --> 00:01:46,730 We've gotta get the shack back.
- 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:30,730 Hello, Gravity Falls!
- 00:02:33,980 --> 00:02:35,750 Gideon is the psychic-est!
- 00:02:35,780 --> 00:02:38,790 He guessed the secret ingredient to my coffee omelet!
- 00:02:38,820 --> 00:02:42,530 Somehow he knew about my horrifying secret birthmark.
- 00:02:42,570 --> 00:02:45,380 I love that child psychic so much!
- 00:02:45,450 --> 00:02:46,380 You're choking me!
- 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:48,000 Grandma, is that you?
- 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:49,350 We're in.
- 00:02:49,380 --> 00:02:51,120 Just wanna say, don't know what we're doing here,
- 00:02:51,190 --> 00:02:53,450 But I am loving these fake moustaches!
- 00:02:53,740 --> 00:02:56,480 If anyone asks, I'm not Soos.
- 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:58,340 Ladies and gentlemen!
- 00:02:58,530 --> 00:03:03,160 Today I am delighted to announce my new plans for the former.
- 00:03:03,490 --> 00:03:06,380 I give you Gideonland!
- 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:07,620 -What?!! -Dude!
- 00:03:07,670 --> 00:03:09,630 We're gonna turn this dirty old shack
- 00:03:09,700 --> 00:03:13,120 into three square miles of Gideon-tertainment!
- 00:03:13,900 --> 00:03:16,340 And, introducing our new mascot,
- 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:17,960 Li'l Gideon junior!
- 00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:19,510 Boom! He's a pig!
- 00:03:20,070 --> 00:03:22,340 Waddles! You monster!
- 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:24,050 All right, that's it!
- 00:03:28,030 --> 00:03:30,180 Listen up, people! Gideon's a fraud!
- 00:03:30,330 --> 00:03:32,420 This kid broke in and stole my property!
- 00:03:32,460 --> 00:03:34,500 -Arrest him, officers! -Yeah!
- 00:03:34,540 --> 00:03:36,360 Such accusations!
- 00:03:36,390 --> 00:03:39,240 Mr. Pines, I recall you gave the property to me.
- 00:03:39,270 --> 00:03:41,190 Look, here's the deed right here!
- 00:03:41,340 --> 00:03:43,050 Well, that's all the proof I need to see.
- 00:03:43,070 --> 00:03:46,060 I love you, Li'l Gideon! Sing them funny songs!
- 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:53,110 Now get off my property, old man.
- 00:03:53,180 --> 00:03:54,760 I'll show you who's the old ma...
- 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:56,670 Ow! Aah! My hearing aid! Aah!
- 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:59,150 Thanks for visiting Gideonland, friends!
- 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:02,080 Don't come back. I don't care for y'all.
- 00:04:06,550 --> 00:04:08,780 Don't worry, guys, we'll get the shack back somehow.
- 00:04:08,810 --> 00:04:09,830 We better.
- 00:04:09,860 --> 00:04:10,420 Wendy!
- 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:12,170 If I can't work at the shack,
- 00:04:12,230 --> 00:04:15,250 My dad's gonna force me to work upstate at my cousin's logging camp.
- 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:18,070 What? You're leaving town? But we need you here!
- 00:04:18,180 --> 00:04:20,800 Yeah, especially Dipper, because of his giant crush on...
- 00:04:22,170 --> 00:04:23,120 You.
- 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:25,450 Calyptus trees!
- 00:04:25,660 --> 00:04:27,330 The kids loves eucalyptus trees.
- 00:04:28,970 --> 00:04:29,750 Saved it!
- 00:04:30,430 --> 00:04:32,460 Oh, man, guys, don't look now.
- 00:04:32,530 --> 00:04:33,770 Take me back, Wendy!
- 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:36,740 My arms are too skinny to keep holding this boom box forever!
- 00:04:36,770 --> 00:04:38,960 -I was never here. -Have you been getting my texts?
- 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:41,630 Do I need to send you more texts? Wendy!
- 00:04:42,980 --> 00:04:46,270 This is not good. I cannot feed such a big family.
- 00:04:46,310 --> 00:04:47,800 Where will we stay, Dipper?
- 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:49,760 Where will I put all my sweaters?
- 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:52,040 And what's Stan gonna tell mom and dad?
- 00:04:52,110 --> 00:04:54,870 Ah, Mr. Pines will figure something out. He always does!
- 00:04:56,370 --> 00:04:58,670 Don't worry. Your son and daughter are fine.
- 00:04:58,920 --> 00:04:59,820 Where are we staying?
- 00:04:59,850 --> 00:05:02,530 Uh, I put 'em up at this amazing 4-star hotel!
- 00:05:04,150 --> 00:05:07,660 What? Uh, sure, we got... plenty to eat.
- 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:11,270 Uh, relax. If I thought I couldn't take care of these kids,
- 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:14,300 I'd send 'em back right away. Uh-huh. You, too.
- 00:05:14,590 --> 00:05:16,990 Grunkle Stan, can we order pizza?
- 00:05:29,980 --> 00:05:31,270 Back to your corner!
- 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:37,540 I've been meanin' to ask you, boy.
- 00:05:37,610 --> 00:05:39,520 Shouldn't you be celebratin' Gideonland
- 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:41,760 instead of sticking your head in that there book all day?
- 00:05:41,910 --> 00:05:44,860 Father, have I ever told you the true nature of this book?
- 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:48,540 It was written many years ago by a brilliant unknown author
- 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:51,350 who learned secrets too powerful for one man.
- 00:05:51,380 --> 00:05:54,030 He hid his journals where he thought no one would ever find 'em.
- 00:05:54,130 --> 00:05:56,620 Because he knew that if the journals were ever brought together,
- 00:05:56,680 --> 00:06:00,230 They would unleash a gateway to unimaginable power!
- 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:02,740 Codes and maps have led me to believe
- 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:05,060 The other book's buried somewhere on this very property.
- 00:06:05,170 --> 00:06:06,800 And I intend to find it.
- 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:09,400 So that's why you wanted the Mystery Shack.
- 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:10,580 That's right, father.
- 00:06:10,610 --> 00:06:12,150 It's time to begin the search...
- 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:13,370 For the other journal!
- 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:20,120 Go, red car!
- 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:21,680 Go, other red car!
- 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:24,640 This would be a lot more fun with batteries.
- 00:06:26,810 --> 00:06:29,270 Kids, we gotta talk.
- 00:06:29,660 --> 00:06:32,570 Look, I've been thinking, and I can't take care of you anymore.
- 00:06:32,820 --> 00:06:34,680 I don't have a house, or... or a job.
- 00:06:34,710 --> 00:06:37,010 The plan is you're going home.
- 00:06:37,380 --> 00:06:39,040 Your bus leaves tomorrow. Here are your tickets.
- 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:40,570 But, Grunkle Stan, you can't give up.
- 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:42,330 Yeah, dude. Look at these faces!
- 00:06:42,530 --> 00:06:44,620 Be cuter, Mabel! Your summer depends on it!
- 00:06:44,820 --> 00:06:46,090 Look, I lost, okay?
- 00:06:46,260 --> 00:06:48,240 The best thing is for you to be with your parents.
- 00:06:48,270 --> 00:06:49,810 I'm sorry, kids. Gideon won.
- 00:06:50,850 --> 00:06:51,780 Summer's over.
- 00:06:51,950 --> 00:06:54,960 Mr. Pines! Come back! Reconsider!
- 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:57,580 Mabel, that's enough!
- 00:06:57,780 --> 00:06:59,670 If Stan won't get our home back from Gideon,
- 00:06:59,700 --> 00:07:01,320 Then we'll have to do it ourselves!
- 00:07:01,410 --> 00:07:02,930 Gideon may have the upper hand,
- 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:04,990 But we have one thing he doesn't.
- 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:06,760 -A grappling hook! -The journal!
- 00:07:06,850 --> 00:07:07,980 Oh, the journal.
- 00:07:08,730 --> 00:07:09,760 Journal!
- 00:07:19,530 --> 00:07:21,900 All right. The bus to take us out of Gravity Falls
- 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:22,840 comes at sundown.
- 00:07:22,940 --> 00:07:24,000 If we wanna stay in town,
- 00:07:24,060 --> 00:07:25,340 we've gotta get past those guards,
- 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:26,320 Make it through the fence,
- 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:28,470 And get Gideon to hand over that deed.
- 00:07:28,850 --> 00:07:31,480 Leave that to Mabel! Wa-cha!
- 00:07:33,820 --> 00:07:35,880 Now will you admit the grappling hook is useless?
- 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:37,170 Nope!
- 00:07:37,460 --> 00:07:40,020 Okay, what can we use to defeat Gideon.
- 00:07:40,310 --> 00:07:42,720 Let's see. Barf fairy?
- 00:07:42,780 --> 00:07:43,990 -Yeah! -Nope.
- 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:47,280 Butternuts squash with a human face and emotions?
- 00:07:47,330 --> 00:07:48,530 -Yeah! -Nope...
- 00:07:48,770 --> 00:07:50,460 Whoaoa! What's this?
- 00:07:50,580 --> 00:07:52,040 I've stared at this page for hours.
- 00:07:52,090 --> 00:07:53,710 It seems like a blueprint to build some kind
- 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:55,780 of strange futuristic super weapon...
- 00:07:55,860 --> 00:07:57,900 Boring! To defeat those guards,
- 00:07:57,950 --> 00:07:59,420 we need some kind of army.
- 00:08:00,340 --> 00:08:02,010 Wait a minute. An army!
- 00:08:02,450 --> 00:08:04,570 Mabel, that's it! The gnomes!
- 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:07,010 Uh...
- 00:08:09,150 --> 00:08:10,800 I think this is their hiding spot.
- 00:08:11,030 --> 00:08:13,650 I wonder what gnomes do out here all alone in the forest.
- 00:08:16,610 --> 00:08:18,260 This... this is normal.
- 00:08:18,520 --> 00:08:20,870 This is normal for gnomes. Scrub, scrub.
- 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:24,210 Well, well, well! Look who came crawling back!
- 00:08:24,370 --> 00:08:25,220 Take five, Chris.
- 00:08:25,290 --> 00:08:26,800 You guys keep doin' what you're doin'.
- 00:08:27,170 --> 00:08:30,320 So, changed your mind about marrying me, did you, Mabel?
- 00:08:30,420 --> 00:08:32,810 Ew! Hardly! We need your help.
- 00:08:32,940 --> 00:08:34,340 And seriously, ew!
- 00:08:34,520 --> 00:08:35,400 You want our help?
- 00:08:35,460 --> 00:08:38,130 After you left me at the altar? No dice!
- 00:08:38,230 --> 00:08:40,000 Well, what if we were able to get you a new queen?
- 00:08:40,060 --> 00:08:41,700 One even more beautiful than me!
- 00:08:41,850 --> 00:08:44,360 Her name's Gideon and she has lovely white hair.
- 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:46,550 Whoa! Mature woman, huh?
- 00:08:46,650 --> 00:08:48,510 Hey, Shmebulock, get my cologne!
- 00:08:48,580 --> 00:08:49,960 Shmebulock!
- 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,290 Is "Shmebulock" all you can say?
- 00:08:53,390 --> 00:08:54,900 Shmebulock.
- 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:56,270 It's a deal!
- 00:08:58,820 --> 00:09:00,880 Waiter, give me a glass of the strongest,
- 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:02,760 most expired apple cider you've got.
- 00:09:02,820 --> 00:09:04,100 Sure thing, Mr. Pines.
- 00:09:04,570 --> 00:09:06,160 Soos? What are you doing here?
- 00:09:06,220 --> 00:09:07,300 Since the Mystery Shack shut down,
- 00:09:07,330 --> 00:09:09,020 I've had to take a bunch of part-time jobs.
- 00:09:09,050 --> 00:09:12,000 Grave digger, bus driver, really awesome cook.
- 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:12,840 Hey, is the kitchen supposed to
- 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:13,820 have that much fire in it?
- 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:20,020 You're a good man-child, Soos,
- 00:09:20,130 --> 00:09:21,500 But it's not looking good.
- 00:09:21,540 --> 00:09:23,520 This whole town loves Gideon and hates me.
- 00:09:23,550 --> 00:09:25,950 If only they knew how evil he really was.
- 00:09:26,330 --> 00:09:27,840 Hey, I'm here for you, dude.
- 00:09:28,140 --> 00:09:30,430 The entire lower half of your body is on fire.
- 00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:33,660 Shh. We're having a moment.
- 00:09:33,980 --> 00:09:36,000 Where are you, journal?
- 00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:38,600 Where are you?
- 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:41,070 Boy, I hate to interrupt you, but you have some guests.
- 00:09:41,210 --> 00:09:41,990 What?
- 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:44,800 Give us the deed to the shack, Gideon! Or else!
- 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:47,450 Am I supposed to say, "Or else what?"
- 00:09:47,740 --> 00:09:50,630 Yes, you are supposed to say that! Now!
- 00:10:01,430 --> 00:10:03,850 You're surrounded by an unstoppable gnome army.
- 00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:06,330 Now give us back our deed and get off our property!
- 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:08,930 And let the marriage ceremony begin!
- 00:10:09,770 --> 00:10:13,040 Very well. I suppose this deed belongs to...
- 00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:19,270 Ha! What do you know? Works on gnomes, too.
- 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:21,350 Stop! We'll do anything!
- 00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:23,280 How can we serve you, your majesty?
- 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:25,820 The most beautiful girl we've ever seen!
- 00:10:25,850 --> 00:10:27,340 I am not a girl!
- 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:29,500 Really? But your skin is so soft.
- 00:10:29,620 --> 00:10:30,850 You moisturize or...
- 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,050 Subdue them!
- 00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:35,660 I have to admit, kids,
- 00:10:35,710 --> 00:10:37,360 I am impressed by your creativity.
- 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:38,980 -How did you ever? -Let go!
- 00:10:39,130 --> 00:10:40,050 Oh, no!
- 00:10:40,230 --> 00:10:42,730 No! Could it be? Is it?
- 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:44,880 Of course!
- 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:46,200 It all makes sense!
- 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:48,040 The one place I'd never think to look.
- 00:10:48,060 --> 00:10:49,430 You had it the whole time!
- 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:51,750 And to think I actually considered you a threat!
- 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:53,280 No! Give it back!
- 00:10:53,350 --> 00:10:56,060 Every victory you had was because of your precious book!
- 00:10:56,110 --> 00:10:57,850 -Give it back or I'll... -Or you'll what, boy?
- 00:10:57,860 --> 00:10:59,550 You'll what? Huh? Huh?
- 00:10:59,690 --> 00:11:01,540 No muscles, no brains.
- 00:11:01,570 --> 00:11:04,020 Face it. You're nothing without this!
- 00:11:04,350 --> 00:11:06,010 Bye-bye forever, y'all.
- 00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:09,280 No!
- 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:18,930 Next time, do your own dirty work!
- 00:11:19,050 --> 00:11:20,400 Come on, boys!
- 00:11:22,530 --> 00:11:23,620 Well, that's it.
- 00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:25,560 Guess the bus should be here soon.
- 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:28,190 What? Dipper, don't give up!
- 00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:29,920 You always have a plan!
- 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:32,070 No, the journal always has the plan!
- 00:11:32,090 --> 00:11:34,050 Think about it, Mabel. Gideon was right.
- 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:36,470 The only courageous or cool things I've ever done
- 00:11:36,550 --> 00:11:37,690 have been because of that journal.
- 00:11:37,790 --> 00:11:40,950 Without it, I can't help you or Stan or anyone.
- 00:11:41,260 --> 00:11:43,510 There's gotta be something we can do.
- 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:45,850 What can we do?
- 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:52,080 Bus fifty-two departing Gravity Falls. All aboard.
- 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:58,220 Sorry, kids. It's for the best.
- 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:05,050 Can't believe this is happening.
- 00:12:14,230 --> 00:12:16,340 I've got it! I've finally got it!
- 00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:18,260 Get out!
- 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:19,960 It's finally mine!
- 00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:22,260 At last, I have journal number...
- 00:12:22,290 --> 00:12:23,390 Three?
- 00:12:23,860 --> 00:12:25,410 There are three of 'em?
- 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:28,110 But where is journal number one?
- 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:31,090 I must have all three for the power to be unlocked!
- 00:12:31,380 --> 00:12:34,980 But where could I... Dipper! He must know where it is!
- 00:12:35,060 --> 00:12:37,490 He gave me the third one and kept the first for himself!
- 00:12:37,810 --> 00:12:40,090 I can't let him leave Gravity Falls!
- 00:12:42,510 --> 00:12:44,420 You there! Is it ready?
- 00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:49,050 Only one way to find out!
- 00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:17,450 I got a good feelin' about that kid!
- 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:21,370 Well, Stan, this is it. Rock bottom.
- 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,030 No friends, no family,
- 00:13:23,180 --> 00:13:25,360 Stuck watching infomercials for whatever that is.
- 00:13:25,460 --> 00:13:26,760 Are you sick of piles of owls
- 00:13:26,770 --> 00:13:28,510 constantly blocking your driveway?
- 00:13:28,620 --> 00:13:31,060 Well, then you've gotta get owl trowel!
- 00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:32,790 How did you do it, kid?
- 00:13:33,010 --> 00:13:34,640 Why are you always one step ahead?
- 00:13:35,180 --> 00:13:37,010 Maybe he really is psychic after...
- 00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,360 Aah! My hearing aid!
- 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:39,710 What keeps causing that?
- 00:13:40,190 --> 00:13:41,990 Wait a minute. That's it!
- 00:13:42,060 --> 00:13:43,480 I know Gideon's weakness!
- 00:13:43,580 --> 00:13:45,320 Would Mr. Pines like a...
- 00:13:48,470 --> 00:13:50,360 I go vacuum my face.
- 00:13:57,110 --> 00:14:00,730 Hey, Dipper. Wanna play bus seat treasure hunt?
- 00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:01,810 I'm not in the mood.
- 00:14:01,850 --> 00:14:02,860 Oh, come on.
- 00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:04,440 We got Canadian coin,
- 00:14:04,470 --> 00:14:06,210 Gum that's shaped like Ronald Reagan's head.
- 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:08,220 Ooh! Miscellaneous fluid stain.
- 00:14:08,340 --> 00:14:11,880 -Giant robot! -Yeah, giant robot. Wait. What?
- 00:14:11,890 --> 00:14:16,180 -Look! -Halt! I command you to halt!
- 00:14:17,970 --> 00:14:21,560 Mr. Bus driver! There's a giant Gideonbot coming towards us!
- 00:14:21,750 --> 00:14:22,400 Ho hey, dudes!
- 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:23,580 -Soos! -Soos!
- 00:14:23,590 --> 00:14:27,010 Don't worry, guys. I've been a part-time bus driver for at least 40 minutes.
- 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,240 One of these things is probably a clutch.
- 00:14:29,690 --> 00:14:30,960 Hang on, dudes!
- 00:14:33,990 --> 00:14:37,080 -Soos! Look out! -Aah!
- 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:46,900 He already won! What does he want from us?
- 00:14:48,980 --> 00:14:50,740 I got you in my sights!
- 00:14:50,770 --> 00:14:51,970 Soos! Cliff!
- 00:15:09,970 --> 00:15:12,210 Okay, what's closest to our present situation?
- 00:15:12,460 --> 00:15:15,130 "Raccoon in the engine" or "Angry grandparent won't leave bus"?
- 00:15:15,770 --> 00:15:16,800 Probably... probably the second one.
- 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:29,070 Tell me! Where is journal number one?
- 00:15:29,370 --> 00:15:30,900 Journal number one?
- 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,260 Don't play games with me, boy!
- 00:15:35,340 --> 00:15:36,750 I don't know what you're talking about!
- 00:15:36,790 --> 00:15:38,670 You took the only journal I ever had!
- 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:41,230 What do you even want with these journals, anyway?
- 00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:46,190 Let go of her!
- 00:15:46,230 --> 00:15:49,230 Ha ha ha! You still think you're some kind of hero?
- 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:55,640 Once I find the final journal, I'll rule this town!
- 00:15:55,670 --> 00:15:57,360 With you as my queen!
- 00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:01,050 Dipper, help me! Help!
- 00:16:04,620 --> 00:16:07,220 Face it, kid. You're nothing without that journal.
- 00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:08,750 How you gonna fight back?
- 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:11,060 No muscles, no brains.
- 00:16:11,090 --> 00:16:13,790 What are you gonna do? Huh? What are you gonna do?
- 00:16:24,820 --> 00:16:26,450 Let go of my sister!
- 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:30,170 Never! I finally won this time!
- 00:16:32,150 --> 00:16:34,190 Aah! Aah! Get off! Let go of me!
- 00:16:41,820 --> 00:16:42,650 Huh?
- 00:16:53,310 --> 00:16:54,510 Careful in there!
- 00:16:59,650 --> 00:17:01,910 Dudes! No!
- 00:17:24,270 --> 00:17:25,890 Grappling hook!
- 00:17:26,210 --> 00:17:27,830 Told you it would come in handy.
- 00:17:27,860 --> 00:17:29,470 Mabel, that was amazing!
- 00:17:29,530 --> 00:17:32,060 Not as amazing as you defeating that robot!
- 00:17:32,190 --> 00:17:33,440 Hey, my journal!
- 00:17:34,900 --> 00:17:36,390 -Oh, there it is! -Is this the thing that exploded?
- 00:17:36,420 --> 00:17:38,350 -What's going on? -What is that?
- 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:39,550 It's over here.
- 00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:43,350 Gideon!
- 00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:46,750 Oh, good heavens! What on earth happened here?
- 00:17:46,970 --> 00:17:49,810 It was the Pines twins. They tried to attack me
- 00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:52,020 and blew up my statue with dynamite!
- 00:17:52,060 --> 00:17:53,040 Arrest 'em!
- 00:17:53,270 --> 00:17:54,040 -What? -What?
- 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,720 Officers, he's lying!
- 00:17:55,730 --> 00:17:57,760 Sorry, kids, but we trust Gideon,
- 00:17:57,840 --> 00:18:00,280 And nothing short of a miracle could ever change our...
- 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:05,560 Wait! Wait! Stop everything! I've got something to say!
- 00:18:05,590 --> 00:18:08,220 -Not this guy again. -Just wait! Look!
- 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:11,310 You guys all think Gideon is so perfect and honest.
- 00:18:11,350 --> 00:18:14,040 "Oh, I could never tell a lie! I'm Gideon!"
- 00:18:14,070 --> 00:18:15,170 He's more honest than you!
- 00:18:15,370 --> 00:18:17,180 Yeah! And he's psychic too!
- 00:18:17,390 --> 00:18:22,050 How's this for psychic? Bam! Take a good look!
- 00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:25,840 Wait a minute! Is that me?
- 00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:29,490 The secret ingredient to my coffee omelet is coffee!
- 00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:31,160 And me!
- 00:18:31,180 --> 00:18:33,240 I can verify that that birthmark is indeed disgusting.
- 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:34,700 Hooray!
- 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:37,110 -That's me! -That's me!
- 00:18:37,140 --> 00:18:39,280 That's right! These pins are hidden cameras!
- 00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:41,890 And my hearing aid was picking up the feedback!
- 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,370 Who's the fraud now?
- 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,590 Gideon, we gave you our trust.
- 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,550 You lied to us!
- 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,960 Please, I... it's not what it looks like.
- 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,630 What are you gonna do with me?
- 00:18:57,190 --> 00:18:58,100 Tyler?
- 00:19:00,350 --> 00:19:01,310 Get him.
- 00:19:02,410 --> 00:19:03,470 Get him.
- 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,930 Li'l Gideon, you are under arrest...
- 00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:08,820 For conspiracy, fraud, and breaking our hearts.
- 00:19:09,030 --> 00:19:10,740 Durland, the tiny handcuffs.
- 00:19:12,430 --> 00:19:14,070 Wha... no!
- 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:17,390 Just one more thing.
- 00:19:17,430 --> 00:19:19,830 Let go of me! Ow! Ow! Ow!
- 00:19:20,610 --> 00:19:22,470 I believe this belongs to me.
- 00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:25,840 No! No! Watch the hair!
- 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:27,910 You can't do this to me! Y'all are sheep!
- 00:19:27,950 --> 00:19:29,690 You need me! I'll be back!
- 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:31,250 You'll hear from my lawyers!
- 00:19:31,290 --> 00:19:32,010 There you have it.
- 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:34,710 Local hero Stanford Pines has just exposed
- 00:19:34,850 --> 00:19:36,340 Li'l Gideon as a fraud.
- 00:19:36,370 --> 00:19:38,380 Anything you have to say to the town, Stanford?
- 00:19:38,420 --> 00:19:40,980 The Mystery Shack is back, baby!
- 00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,690 Oh, thank you, thank you!
- 00:20:03,990 --> 00:20:05,390 Hey, Grunkle Stan!
- 00:20:05,430 --> 00:20:07,720 Uh, you kiddos settling back in okay?
- 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:09,510 Yep! All of my favorite moldy spots
- 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,220 On the ceiling are still there!
- 00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:13,910 Even you, Daryl!
- 00:20:14,410 --> 00:20:16,980 Hey, Grunkle Stan, me and Mabel have been talking,
- 00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:19,060 And I think there's something we should finally tell you.
- 00:20:19,470 --> 00:20:21,200 This is a journal I found in the woods.
- 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:24,630 It talks about all the crazy stuff that goes on in Gravity Falls.
- 00:20:24,660 --> 00:20:27,180 Gideon nearly destroyed the whole town trying to find it.
- 00:20:27,330 --> 00:20:29,300 I don't know what it means, or who wrote it,
- 00:20:29,330 --> 00:20:30,760 But after all we've been through,
- 00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:33,080 Maybe you should finally know about it.
- 00:20:33,110 --> 00:20:35,040 I'm glad you showed me this, Dipper.
- 00:20:35,890 --> 00:20:39,100 Now I know where you've been getting it all from!
- 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,800 Spookums and monsters.
- 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:42,070 This kooky book has been
- 00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:44,150 filling your head with crazy conspiracies!
- 00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:45,270 But it's all real!
- 00:20:46,010 --> 00:20:48,830 You gotta quit readin' this fantasy nonsense for your own good.
- 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:50,740 Although some of these would make great attractions!
- 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:53,440 Can't come up with this stuff! Mind if I borrow this?
- 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:54,870 Wait! No! Grunkle Stan!
- 00:20:54,980 --> 00:20:57,600 "Magic book." Ridiculous!
- 00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:00,540 -Stan, I need it! -Dipper, you don't need that book!
- 00:21:00,780 --> 00:21:01,880 Don't you see?
- 00:21:01,910 --> 00:21:04,180 On your own you defeated a giant robot
- 00:21:04,250 --> 00:21:05,780 with nothing but your bare hands!
- 00:21:05,810 --> 00:21:08,240 You're a hero whether you've got that journal or not!
- 00:21:08,340 --> 00:21:10,530 Whoa. Thanks, Mabel.
- 00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:12,220 I still want it back though.
- 00:21:12,340 --> 00:21:13,480 I'm sure you'll get it back.
- 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:16,850 What would a boring old man like Stan want with that book anyway?
- 00:21:17,990 --> 00:21:19,100 Soos'ed!
- 00:22:01,990 --> 00:22:03,380 After all these years.
- 00:22:05,900 --> 00:22:07,850 Finally, I have them all.
- 00:22:19,580 --> 00:22:20,430 It's working!
- 00:22:32,940 --> 00:22:34,030 Here we go.
- 00:00:13,650 --> 00:00:15,270 Мне приснился кошмар,
- 00:00:15,310 --> 00:00:18,430 что Гидеон украл документы на «Хижину чудес», нас всех выгнал
- 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:21,170 и нам пришлось переехать к бабушке Зуса.
- 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:22,830 Нет, это был не сон.
- 00:00:26,150 --> 00:00:27,620 Чшш! Пор фавор.
- 00:00:27,750 --> 00:00:29,760 А, простите, бабулита.
- 00:00:29,820 --> 00:00:33,060 O! Зус, у тебя такая классная бабушка!
- 00:00:33,260 --> 00:00:35,560 Такая мягкая старческая кожа!
- 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:40,110 Мэйбл, а ну, перестань! Новости передают!
- 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:42,400 <i>А теперь новость, потрясшая весь Гравити Фолз!</i>
- 00:00:42,470 --> 00:00:43,830 <i>Ребенок-ясновидец Гидеон Глифол</i>
- 00:00:43,870 --> 00:00:46,550 <i>стал новым владельцем «Хижины чудес»,</i>
- 00:00:46,580 --> 00:00:49,520 <i>ранее принадлежавшей местному жулику Стэнфорду Пайнсу.</i>
- 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:51,610 Это фото вырвано из контекста.
- 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:53,370 <i>Пожалуйста, расскажите</i>
- 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:55,690 <i>о ваших планах относительно «Хижины чудес»?</i>
- 00:00:55,770 --> 00:00:57,550 <i>Пользуясь случаем, хочу объявить:</i>
- 00:00:57,630 --> 00:00:59,000 <i>от всей души приглашаю</i>
- 00:00:59,030 --> 00:01:01,480 <i>добрых жителей Гравити Фолз на закрытие!</i>
- 00:01:01,570 --> 00:01:04,160 <i>Бесплатный вход всем, кто наденет значки!</i>
- 00:01:04,270 --> 00:01:05,570 <i>С моей мордашкой!</i>
- 00:01:05,820 --> 00:01:07,980 Как могло получиться, что он нас победил!
- 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:09,810 Ведь мы всегда с ним как-то справлялись!
- 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:11,510 Это я во всем виноват!
- 00:01:11,550 --> 00:01:12,320 Не волнуйся, Диппер!
- 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:15,310 Теперь героиней семьи станет твоя сестра Мэйбл!
- 00:01:15,350 --> 00:01:18,590 Я победю Гидеона своим абордажным крюком!
- 00:01:19,320 --> 00:01:23,090 Мэйбл, без обид, но твой абордажный крюк нам еще ни разу не помог.
- 00:01:23,130 --> 00:01:25,200 Ты уверен?! Взять варенье!
- 00:01:27,470 --> 00:01:29,360 Надо пропылесосить стену.
- 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:33,290 Да, Гидеон победил! Но ведь есть и плюсы!
- 00:01:33,320 --> 00:01:34,560 Вы будете жить со мной:
- 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:35,190 Зусом!
- 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:36,810 Хотите поиграть в машинки?
- 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:38,560 Батарейки сели, но можно и так!
- 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:41,710 Чуть не проглотил жвачку!
- 00:01:42,110 --> 00:01:43,790 Шучу. Я ем жвачку!
- 00:01:45,190 --> 00:01:46,730 Мы должны вернуть «Хижину».
- 00:02:03,454 --> 00:02:05,254 ДИППЕР
- 00:02:07,578 --> 00:02:08,778 МЭЙБЛ
- 00:02:10,302 --> 00:02:11,502 СТЭН
- 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:23,620 ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ
- 00:02:25,130 --> 00:02:26,150 ТОРЖЕСТВЕННОЕ ЗАКРЫТИЕ
- 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:30,730 Приветствую, Гравити Фолз!
- 00:02:33,980 --> 00:02:35,750 Он потрясающий экстрасенс!
- 00:02:35,780 --> 00:02:38,790 Назвал секретный ингредиент в моем кофейном омлете!
- 00:02:38,820 --> 00:02:42,530 И ещё он узнал про мою ужасную огромную родинку.
- 00:02:42,570 --> 00:02:45,380 Не представляете, как я люблю этого парня!
- 00:02:45,450 --> 00:02:46,380 Задушите!
- 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:48,000 Вижу покойную бабушку!
- 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:49,350 Пришли.
- 00:02:49,380 --> 00:02:51,120 Не знаю, что мы тут забыли,
- 00:02:51,190 --> 00:02:53,450 но мне очень нравятся эти наклеенные усы!
- 00:02:53,740 --> 00:02:56,480 Если кто спросит, помните, я не Зус.
- 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:58,340 Леди и джентльмены!
- 00:02:58,530 --> 00:03:03,160 Сегодня, я с удовольствием хочу рассказать вам о моих планах насчет «Хижины чудес»!
- 00:03:03,490 --> 00:03:06,380 Тут будет «Гидеонлэнд»!
- 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:07,620 -Ничего себе! -Что?
- 00:03:07,670 --> 00:03:09,630 Эту грязную вонючую конуру
- 00:03:09,700 --> 00:03:13,120 мы превратим в три квадратные мили «Парка развлечений Гидеона»!
- 00:03:13,900 --> 00:03:16,340 И я представляю вам наш новый талисман!
- 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:17,960 Малыш Гидеон-младший!
- 00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:19,510 Бум! Это поросенок!
- 00:03:20,070 --> 00:03:22,340 Пухля! Гидеон, ты гад!
- 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:24,050 Ну всё, с меня хватит!
- 00:03:28,030 --> 00:03:30,180 Послушайте, люди! Гидеон – ворюга!
- 00:03:30,330 --> 00:03:32,420 Он влез в дом и украл документ на собственность!
- 00:03:32,460 --> 00:03:34,500 -Шериф, арестуйте его! -Да!
- 00:03:34,540 --> 00:03:36,360 Какая ужасная клевета!
- 00:03:36,390 --> 00:03:39,240 Мистер Пайнс, вы сами отдали мне вашу «Хижину»!
- 00:03:39,270 --> 00:03:41,190 Вот же ваше свидетельство!
- 00:03:41,340 --> 00:03:43,050 По-моему, веское доказательство.
- 00:03:43,070 --> 00:03:46,240 Я обожаю тебя, Гидеон! Спой нам свою песню.
- 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:48,560 Руки!
- 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:53,110 Убирайся с моей территории, старик.
- 00:03:53,180 --> 00:03:54,760 Я тебе покажу, кто тут стар...
- 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:56,670 Ау! Мой слуховой аппарат!
- 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:59,150 Спасибо, что пришли в «Гидеонлэнд»!
- 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:02,080 Не возвращайтесь – вам здесь не рады.
- 00:04:06,550 --> 00:04:08,780 Не падайте духом, мы обязательно вернем «Хижину».
- 00:04:08,810 --> 00:04:09,830 Неплохо бы!
- 00:04:09,860 --> 00:04:10,420 Венди!
- 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:12,170 Если я лишусь работы,
- 00:04:12,230 --> 00:04:15,250 то отец отправит меня к брату на лесозаготовки.
- 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:18,070 Что?! И ты уедешь?! Но ты нужна нам!
- 00:04:18,180 --> 00:04:22,170 Да, а особенно, Дипперу, потому что он очень любит...
- 00:04:22,194 --> 00:04:23,394 ...тебя.
- 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:25,450 Гладиолусы!
- 00:04:25,660 --> 00:04:27,330 Потому что гладиолусы!
- 00:04:28,970 --> 00:04:29,750 Выкрутился!
- 00:04:30,430 --> 00:04:32,460 Вот проклятье! Не смотрите.
- 00:04:32,530 --> 00:04:33,770 Прости меня, Венди!
- 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:36,740 У меня уже руки устали таскать эту бандурину!
- 00:04:36,770 --> 00:04:38,960 -Меня здесь не было. -Ты получила смс-ки?
- 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:41,630 Может, еще отправить? Венди!
- 00:04:42,980 --> 00:04:46,270 Это не хорошо! Я не смогу прокормить столько ртов.
- 00:04:46,310 --> 00:04:47,800 Куда же нам идти, Диппер?
- 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:49,760 И куда мне класть все мои свитеры?
- 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:52,040 И что дядя Стэн скажет маме и папе?
- 00:04:52,110 --> 00:04:54,870 Мистер Пайнс что-нибудь придумает! Он выкрутится!
- 00:04:56,370 --> 00:04:58,670 Не волнуйтесь, ваши дети в порядке!
- 00:04:58,920 --> 00:04:59,820 Где находимся?
- 00:04:59,850 --> 00:05:02,530 А, мы в отличном 4-звездочном отеле!
- 00:05:04,150 --> 00:05:07,660 Что? А, да, еды у нас просто куча!
- 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:11,270 Расслабьтесь! Если бы не мог позаботиться,
- 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:14,300 сразу бы отправил их к вам! Ага! И вам тоже.
- 00:05:14,590 --> 00:05:16,990 Дядя Стэн, закажем пиццу?
- 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,660 ГИДЕОНЛЭНД СКОРО ОТКРЫТИЕ
- 00:05:29,980 --> 00:05:31,270 Марш в свой угол!
- 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:37,540 Я всё хотел спросить, сынок.
- 00:05:37,610 --> 00:05:39,520 Может, вместо чтения старинных книг,
- 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:41,760 отпразднуешь открытие «Гидеонлэнда»?
- 00:05:41,910 --> 00:05:44,860 Отец, я рассказывал тебе о значении этой книги?
- 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:48,540 Много лет назад её написал неизвестный гений,
- 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:51,350 знавший великие тайны устройства мира!
- 00:05:51,380 --> 00:05:54,030 Он разделил её на части и спрятал, надеясь, что никто их не найдет,
- 00:05:54,130 --> 00:05:56,620 потому что стоит соединить их вместе,
- 00:05:56,680 --> 00:06:00,230 они откроют путь к невероятному могуществу!
- 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:05,060 Судя по картам второй дневник спрятан где-то рядом с «Хижиной».
- 00:06:05,170 --> 00:06:06,800 И я должен его найти.
- 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:09,400 Так вот почему ты так хотел получить «Хижину».
- 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:10,580 Умничка, папа!
- 00:06:10,610 --> 00:06:12,150 Пора начинать поиск
- 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:13,370 второй части книги!
- 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:20,120 Вперед, красная машинка!
- 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:21,680 Вперед, другая красная машинка!
- 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:24,640 С батарейками было бы интересней.
- 00:06:26,810 --> 00:06:29,270 Дети, нам нужно поговорить!
- 00:06:29,660 --> 00:06:32,570 Я тут много думал, я не могу о вас заботиться!
- 00:06:32,820 --> 00:06:34,680 У меня нет ни дома, ни работы!
- 00:06:34,710 --> 00:06:37,010 Короче, вы едете домой!
- 00:06:37,380 --> 00:06:39,040 Автобус завтра. Вот ваши билеты.
- 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:40,570 Но, дядя Стэн, нельзя сдаваться.
- 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:42,330 Точно! Посмотрите на их лица!
- 00:06:42,530 --> 00:06:44,620 Улыбнись, Мэйбл! Спасай каникулы!
- 00:06:44,820 --> 00:06:46,090 Нет, всё! Я проиграл!
- 00:06:46,260 --> 00:06:48,240 Вам лучше всего вернуться к родителям!
- 00:06:48,270 --> 00:06:49,810 Мне жаль, дети! Гидеон победил!
- 00:06:50,850 --> 00:06:51,780 Лето кончилось.
- 00:06:51,950 --> 00:06:54,960 Мистер Пайнс! Вернитесь! Так нельзя!
- 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:57,580 Мэйбл, мне надоело!
- 00:06:57,780 --> 00:06:59,670 Если Стэн не хочет бороться с Гидеоном,
- 00:06:59,700 --> 00:07:01,320 тогда мы сами будем бороться!
- 00:07:01,410 --> 00:07:02,930 Гидеон, может быть, пока и побеждает,
- 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:04,990 но у нас есть преимущество!
- 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:06,760 -Мой абордажный крюк! -Мой дневник!
- 00:07:06,850 --> 00:07:07,980 А, да, конечно!
- 00:07:08,730 --> 00:07:09,760 Дневник!
- 00:07:12,210 --> 00:07:14,750 МЫ СТРОИМ ВОЛШЕБСТВО
- 00:07:19,530 --> 00:07:22,920 Итак! Наш автобус отправится из Гравити Фолз на закате!
- 00:07:22,940 --> 00:07:24,000 Если хотим остаться,
- 00:07:24,060 --> 00:07:25,340 нужно пройти охрану,
- 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:26,320 перелезть через ограду
- 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:28,470 и забрать у Гидеона документ на собственность.
- 00:07:28,850 --> 00:07:31,480 Позволь Мэйбл это сделать! Абордаж!
- 00:07:31,590 --> 00:07:35,880 Ну, теперь-то ты признаешь, что твой крюк – это чушь?
- 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:37,170 Неа!
- 00:07:37,460 --> 00:07:40,020 Ладно! Как мы можем победить Гидеона?
- 00:07:40,310 --> 00:07:42,720 Посмотрим! Рвотная фея?
- 00:07:42,780 --> 00:07:43,990 -Да! -Нет!
- 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:47,280 Злобное лицо состоящее из арахисовой пасты?
- 00:07:47,330 --> 00:07:48,530 -Да! -Нет.
- 00:07:48,770 --> 00:07:50,460 Ого! А это что такое?
- 00:07:50,580 --> 00:07:52,040 Я долго с этим возился!
- 00:07:52,090 --> 00:07:55,840 Это какой-то чертеж для создания супер-пупер оружия будущего...
- 00:07:55,860 --> 00:07:57,900 Скучно! Чтобы победить этих охранников,
- 00:07:57,950 --> 00:07:59,420 нужна армия.
- 00:08:00,340 --> 00:08:02,010 Погоди-ка! Есть армия!
- 00:08:02,450 --> 00:08:04,570 Мэйбл, помнишь? Это гномы!
- 00:08:09,150 --> 00:08:10,800 По-моему, здесь их убежище.
- 00:08:11,030 --> 00:08:13,650 Интересно, чем гномы занимаются одни в лесу.
- 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:18,260 Это, это нормально!
- 00:08:18,520 --> 00:08:20,870 Нормально для гномов! Шкварк-шкварк!
- 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:24,210 Так, так, так! Посмотрите, кто вернулся!
- 00:08:24,370 --> 00:08:25,220 Отдохни, Крис!
- 00:08:25,290 --> 00:08:26,940 А вы продолжайте бегать!
- 00:08:27,170 --> 00:08:30,320 Что?! Передумала насчет замужества, Мэйбл?
- 00:08:30,420 --> 00:08:32,810 Фу! Еще чего! Нужна твоя помощь!
- 00:08:32,940 --> 00:08:34,340 А замужество – фу!
- 00:08:34,520 --> 00:08:35,400 Моя помощь?!
- 00:08:35,460 --> 00:08:38,130 Это после того, что ты сделала?! О, нет!
- 00:08:38,230 --> 00:08:40,000 А мы найдем тебе новую королеву!
- 00:08:40,060 --> 00:08:41,700 И даже намного красивее меня!
- 00:08:41,850 --> 00:08:44,360 Её зовут Гидеон, она классная блондинка.
- 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:46,550 Ого! Зрелая красотка?
- 00:08:46,650 --> 00:08:48,510 Эй, Шмебьюлок, неси одеколон!
- 00:08:48,580 --> 00:08:49,960 Шмебьюлок!
- 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,290 Ты бы хоть что-нибудь новенькое сказал!
- 00:08:53,390 --> 00:08:54,900 Шмебьюлок.
- 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:56,270 Договорились!
- 00:08:58,820 --> 00:09:02,770 Бармен, стакан самого крепкого и просроченного яблочного сидра.
- 00:09:02,820 --> 00:09:04,100 Щас, Мистер Пайнс.
- 00:09:04,570 --> 00:09:06,160 Зус?! Ты что тут делаешь?
- 00:09:06,220 --> 00:09:07,300 «Хижина» закрылась,
- 00:09:07,330 --> 00:09:09,020 пришлось пробовать себя в новых ролях!
- 00:09:09,050 --> 00:09:12,000 Могильщиком, шофером, теперь, вот, шеф-поваром!
- 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:14,000 Интересно, в кухне должно так гореть?
- 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:20,020 Ты хороший мужик, ну, то есть, мальчик,
- 00:09:20,130 --> 00:09:21,500 но это не твоё!
- 00:09:21,540 --> 00:09:23,520 Все любят Гидеона и плюют в меня!
- 00:09:23,550 --> 00:09:25,950 Если бы только они знали, какой он гад!
- 00:09:26,330 --> 00:09:27,840 Эй, главное, что я с вами.
- 00:09:28,140 --> 00:09:30,430 Да, только у тебя горят задница и ноги.
- 00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:33,660 Чшш! Не портите такой момент.
- 00:09:33,980 --> 00:09:36,000 Где же ты, дневничок?
- 00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:38,600 Всё равно, найду!
- 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:41,070 Извини, сынок, что прерываю, но к тебе гости.
- 00:09:41,210 --> 00:09:41,990 Что?
- 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:44,800 Отдай нам свидетельство, Гидеон! А не то...
- 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:47,450 Теперь я должен спросить: «А не то – что?»
- 00:09:47,740 --> 00:09:50,630 Да, ты должен об этом спросить! Вперёд!
- 00:10:01,430 --> 00:10:03,850 Ты окружен непобедимой армией гномов!
- 00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:06,330 Отдавай свидетельство и убирайся с нашей земли!
- 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:08,930 И тут же начнем брачную церемонию!
- 00:10:09,770 --> 00:10:13,040 Ну, хорошо! Эти бумаги, и правда, принадлежат...
- 00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:19,270 Ха! Кто бы подумал! Действует и на гномов!
- 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:21,350 Хватит! Мы всё сделаем!
- 00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:23,280 Повелевайте, ваше величество!
- 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:25,820 Самая красивая девочка на свете!
- 00:10:25,850 --> 00:10:27,340 Я вам не девочка!
- 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:29,500 Правда? А кожа такая нежная!
- 00:10:29,620 --> 00:10:30,850 Ты её кремом мажешь или...
- 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,050 Схватите их!
- 00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:35,660 Должен признать,
- 00:10:35,710 --> 00:10:37,360 я потрясен вашей фантазией!
- 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:38,980 -Но как вы их нашли? -Отпусти!
- 00:10:39,130 --> 00:10:40,050 О, нет!
- 00:10:40,230 --> 00:10:42,730 Что? Неужели! Это…
- 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:44,880 Ха-ха! Это он!
- 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:46,200 Теперь понятно!
- 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:48,040 Я ведь даже не думал об этом!
- 00:10:48,060 --> 00:10:49,430 Дневник был у тебя!
- 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:51,750 А я, глупец, считал тебя опасным!
- 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:53,280 Нет! Немедленно отдай!
- 00:10:53,350 --> 00:10:56,060 Все ваши победы были только из-за этой книжки!
- 00:10:56,110 --> 00:10:57,850 -Верни, или я... -Ну, или что?
- 00:10:57,860 --> 00:10:59,550 Или что? А? А?
- 00:10:59,690 --> 00:11:01,540 Нет ни силы, ни ума!
- 00:11:01,570 --> 00:11:04,020 Признай. Без книжки ты ничто!
- 00:11:04,350 --> 00:11:06,010 Прощаемся навсегда!
- 00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:09,280 Нет!
- 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:18,930 Больше к нам не обращайтесь!
- 00:11:19,050 --> 00:11:20,400 Мальчики, ко мне!
- 00:11:22,530 --> 00:11:23,620 Что ж, вот и всё!
- 00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:25,560 Скоро приедет наш автобус.
- 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:28,190 Что?! Диппер, не сдавайся!
- 00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:29,920 Ведь у тебя всегда есть план!
- 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:32,070 Нет, это в дневнике всегда был план!
- 00:11:32,090 --> 00:11:34,050 Сама подумай, Мэйбл. Гидеон прав!
- 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:37,760 Все мои храбрые или крутые поступки – только благодаря дневнику!
- 00:11:37,790 --> 00:11:40,950 А сам я ни тебе не помогу, ни Стэну и вообще никому!
- 00:11:41,260 --> 00:11:43,510 Но ведь должен же быть какой-то выход.
- 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:45,850 Какой уж тут выход?
- 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:52,080 Начинаем посадку на автобус 52 из Гравити Фолз.
- 00:11:56,304 --> 00:11:58,304 Простите, ребята. Так будет лучше.
- 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:05,050 Неужели это всё по правде?!
- 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:09,380 ВЫ ПОКИДАЕТЕ ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ
- 00:12:14,230 --> 00:12:16,340 Наконец-то! Ну, наконец-то!
- 00:12:16,980 --> 00:12:18,250 Пошли вон!
- 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:19,960 Наконец-то, он мой!
- 00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:22,260 Наконец-то, у меня дневник номер...
- 00:12:22,290 --> 00:12:23,390 три?!
- 00:12:23,860 --> 00:12:25,410 Так их целых три?!
- 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:28,110 Тогда где первая часть?!
- 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:31,090 Чтобы стать всемогущим, нужны три части!
- 00:12:31,380 --> 00:12:34,980 Но где она? Диппер! Он знает, где дневник!
- 00:12:35,060 --> 00:12:37,490 Он отдал мне третий, а себе оставил первый!
- 00:12:37,810 --> 00:12:40,090 Нельзя выпускать их из города!
- 00:12:42,510 --> 00:12:44,420 Эй, там! Уже готово?
- 00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:49,050 Сейчас мы это и выясним!
- 00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:17,450 Чувствую, парня ждёт великое будущее!
- 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:21,370 Что ж, Стэн, вот и всё! Самое дно!
- 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,030 Нет ни друзей, ни семьи,
- 00:13:23,180 --> 00:13:25,360 обречен смотреть эту идиотскую рекламу.
- 00:13:25,460 --> 00:13:26,760 <i>Надоело, ежедневно</i>
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- 00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:32,790 Как ты это делаешь?
- 00:13:33,010 --> 00:13:34,640 Почему всегда на шаг впереди?
- 00:13:35,180 --> 00:13:37,010 Может, ты, правда, настоящий экстра...
- 00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,360 Aй! Слуховой аппарат!
- 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:39,710 Откуда пошла завязка?
- 00:13:40,190 --> 00:13:41,990 Погодите-ка! Я понял!
- 00:13:42,060 --> 00:13:43,480 Я знаю его слабость!
- 00:13:43,580 --> 00:13:45,320 Прошу, Мистер Пайнс, чашечку...
- 00:13:48,470 --> 00:13:50,360 Надо пропылесосить лицо.
- 00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:52,150 ДО ГРАНИЦЫ ГОРОДА 10 МИЛЬ
- 00:13:57,110 --> 00:14:00,730 Эй, Диппер! Поищем сокровища под сиденьями?
- 00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:01,810 Не хочется.
- 00:14:01,850 --> 00:14:02,860 Да, ладно!
- 00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:04,440 Смотри, канадская монетка,
- 00:14:04,470 --> 00:14:06,210 жвачка, похожая на президента!
- 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:08,220 У! Пятно неизвестного происхождения.
- 00:14:08,340 --> 00:14:11,880 -Гигантский робот! -Ну, может быть и робот. Стой! Что?!
- 00:14:11,890 --> 00:14:16,180 -Смотри! -Стойте! Приказываю остановиться!
- 00:14:17,970 --> 00:14:21,560 Мистер водитель! За нами гонится гигантский робот-Гидеон.
- 00:14:21,750 --> 00:14:22,390 Привет, друзья!
- 00:14:22,391 --> 00:14:23,589 -Зус! -Зус!
- 00:14:23,590 --> 00:14:27,010 Не волнуйтесь! Я уже 40 минут вожу рейсовые автобусы!
- 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,240 Где-то здесь сцепление!
- 00:14:29,690 --> 00:14:30,960 Держитесь!
- 00:14:33,990 --> 00:14:37,080 Зус! Осторожно!
- 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:46,900 Он же победил. Что ему ещё нужно?
- 00:14:48,980 --> 00:14:50,740 Вы у меня на мушке!
- 00:14:50,770 --> 00:14:51,970 Зус! Обрыв!
- 00:15:09,970 --> 00:15:12,210 Итак, на что похожа эта ситуация?
- 00:15:12,460 --> 00:15:15,130 «Енот в движке» или «Сердитый дед в салоне»?
- 00:15:15,770 --> 00:15:16,800 Второе, наверное, ближе.
- 00:15:20,070 --> 00:15:21,120 ТУПИК
- 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:29,070 Говори, где дневник номер один?
- 00:15:29,370 --> 00:15:30,900 -Дневник номер один? -Дневник номер один?
- 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,260 Не надо шутить со мной, слабак!
- 00:15:35,340 --> 00:15:36,750 Не понимаю, о чем ты говоришь!
- 00:15:36,790 --> 00:15:38,670 У меня был только тот, что ты взял!
- 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:41,230 Не понимаю, зачем вообще они тебе нужны?
- 00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:46,190 Отпусти её!
- 00:15:47,020 --> 00:15:49,230 Всё ещё думаешь, что ты герой?
- 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:55,640 Когда я найду дневник, весь город будет моим!
- 00:15:55,670 --> 00:15:57,360 И ты будешь моей!
- 00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:01,050 Диппер, помоги мне! На помощь!
- 00:16:04,620 --> 00:16:07,220 Признай! Без этой книжки ты ничто!
- 00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:08,750 И что ты сделаешь?
- 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:11,060 Нет ни силы, ни ума!
- 00:16:11,090 --> 00:16:13,790 И что ты сделаешь? Что ты сделаешь?
- 00:16:24,820 --> 00:16:26,450 Отпусти мою сестру!
- 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:30,170 Ни за что! Я, наконец, победил!
- 00:16:32,150 --> 00:16:34,190 Слезь с меня! Пусти!
- 00:16:53,310 --> 00:16:54,510 Диппер, осторожно!
- 00:16:59,650 --> 00:17:01,910 Чуваки! Нет!
- 00:17:24,270 --> 00:17:25,890 Мой абордажный крюк!
- 00:17:26,210 --> 00:17:27,830 Я же говорила, пригодится.
- 00:17:27,860 --> 00:17:29,470 Мэйбл, ты просто чудо!
- 00:17:29,530 --> 00:17:32,060 Что ты, чудо – это то, как ты победил робота!
- 00:17:32,190 --> 00:17:33,440 Смотри, мой дневник!
- 00:17:34,900 --> 00:17:36,390 -Это здесь! -Что взорвалось?
- 00:17:36,420 --> 00:17:38,350 -Что случилось? -Что это?
- 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:39,550 Оно там лежит.
- 00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:43,350 Гидеон!
- 00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:46,750 О, слава богу! Но что здесь случилось?
- 00:17:46,970 --> 00:17:48,500 Это близнецы Пайнс!
- 00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:52,020 Они напали на меня и хотели взорвать мою статую!
- 00:17:52,060 --> 00:17:53,040 Арестуйте их!
- 00:17:53,270 --> 00:17:54,050 -Что? -Что?
- 00:17:54,051 --> 00:17:55,729 Не верьте ему, он врет!
- 00:17:55,730 --> 00:17:57,760 Увы, мы верим Гидеону,
- 00:17:57,840 --> 00:18:00,280 и только чудо может заставить нас изменить...
- 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:05,560 Стоп! Ничего не говорите! Я сам кое-что скажу!
- 00:18:05,590 --> 00:18:08,220 -Опять этот жулик. -Постойте! Вот!
- 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:11,310 Вы все думаете, что Гидеон такой положительный!
- 00:18:11,350 --> 00:18:14,040 «Ой, как я могу солгать, я же Гидеон!»
- 00:18:14,070 --> 00:18:15,170 Ну, уж честнее некоторых!
- 00:18:15,370 --> 00:18:17,180 Да! А еще он экстрасенс!
- 00:18:17,390 --> 00:18:22,050 Экстрасенс, говорите?! Бам! А теперь смотрите!
- 00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:25,840 Минуточку! Это я?
- 00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:29,490 Секретный ингредиент кофейного омлета – это кофе!
- 00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:31,160 И я!
- 00:18:31,180 --> 00:18:33,240 Мой диагноз: эта родинка огромная и ужасная.
- 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:34,700 Ура!
- 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:35,660 -Это же я! -Это я!
- 00:18:35,661 --> 00:18:37,130 -Это я! -А это я!
- 00:18:37,140 --> 00:18:39,280 Именно! Это – скрытые камеры!
- 00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:41,890 Сигнал с них ловит мой слуховой аппарат!
- 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,370 И кто теперь мошенник?
- 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,590 Гидеон, но мы же тебе так верили.
- 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,550 Обманул всех нас!
- 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,960 Прошу, я... Всё совсем не так!
- 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,630 Что вы со мной сделаете?
- 00:18:57,190 --> 00:18:58,100 Тайлер?
- 00:19:00,350 --> 00:19:01,310 Бей его!
- 00:19:02,410 --> 00:19:03,470 Бей его.
- 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,930 Ты арестован! За мошенничество
- 00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:08,820 и за то, что разбил наши сердца!
- 00:19:09,030 --> 00:19:10,740 Дурланд, мини-наручники.
- 00:19:12,430 --> 00:19:14,070 Что? Нет!
- 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:17,390 Да, еще кое-что!
- 00:19:17,430 --> 00:19:19,830 Отпустите! Ай! Ой! Ай!
- 00:19:20,610 --> 00:19:22,370 По-моему, эта бумажка моя.
- 00:19:22,470 --> 00:19:23,500 «Хижина» принадлежит Стэнфорду Пайнсу
- 00:19:23,550 --> 00:19:25,840 Нет! Нет! Не тронь прическу!
- 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:27,910 Вы пожалеете! Недоумки!
- 00:19:27,950 --> 00:19:29,690 Я вам нужен! Я вернусь!
- 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:31,250 Я вас всех засужу!
- 00:19:31,290 --> 00:19:32,010 Новый поворот!
- 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:34,710 Местный герой Стэнфорд Пайнс разоблачил
- 00:19:34,850 --> 00:19:36,340 мошенника малыша Гидеона!
- 00:19:36,370 --> 00:19:38,380 Скажете пару слов горожанам, Стэнфорд?
- 00:19:38,420 --> 00:19:40,980 «Хижина чудес» снова открывается!
- 00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,690 О, спасибо, спасибо!
- 00:19:58,090 --> 00:20:00,300 МАЛЫШ ГИДЕОН ЗА РЕШЕТКОЙ
- 00:20:03,990 --> 00:20:05,390 Привет, дядя Стэн!
- 00:20:05,430 --> 00:20:07,720 Ну, как у вас тут, всё нормально?
- 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:10,480 Да! Мои любимые пятна на потолке остались на месте!
- 00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:13,910 И даже это нечто!
- 00:20:14,410 --> 00:20:16,980 Знаешь, дядя Стэн, мы тут с Мэйбл поговорили,
- 00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:19,060 и решили кое-что тебе рассказать!
- 00:20:19,470 --> 00:20:21,200 Я нашел в лесу вот эту книгу!
- 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:24,630 В ней говорится обо всех чудесах, что творятся в Гравити Фолз!
- 00:20:24,660 --> 00:20:27,180 Гидеон из-за неё чуть весь город не разгромил!
- 00:20:27,330 --> 00:20:29,300 Не знаю, что в ней, и кто её написал,
- 00:20:29,330 --> 00:20:30,760 но после всех испытаний,
- 00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:33,080 ты заслуживаешь того, чтобы о ней знать.
- 00:20:33,110 --> 00:20:35,040 Спасибо, что поделился, Диппер!
- 00:20:35,890 --> 00:20:39,100 Понятно, откуда вся эта чушь!
- 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,800 Чудовища и страшилки!
- 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:44,150 Вся эта ерунда у тебя в голове из-за этой книжонки.
- 00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:45,270 Но это правда!
- 00:20:46,010 --> 00:20:48,830 Кончай ты уже читать всякую ерунду, повзрослей!
- 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:50,740 Хотя некоторые идеи неплохие!
- 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:53,440 Надо же выдумать такое! Одолжи ненадолго!
- 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:54,870 Стой! Нет! Дядя Стэн!
- 00:20:54,980 --> 00:20:57,600 Волшебная книга. Ерунда!
- 00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:00,540 -Дядя, она мне нужна! -Да не нужна тебе эта книга!
- 00:21:00,780 --> 00:21:01,880 Ты так и не понял?
- 00:21:01,910 --> 00:21:04,180 Ты один победил гигантского робота
- 00:21:04,250 --> 00:21:05,780 практически голыми руками!
- 00:21:05,810 --> 00:21:08,240 Ты герой – с этой книжкой или без неё!
- 00:21:08,340 --> 00:21:10,530 Оу! Спасибо, Мэйбл!
- 00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:12,220 Но я бы хотел её вернуть.
- 00:21:12,340 --> 00:21:13,480 Вернешь, обязательно!
- 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:16,849 Но зачем такому зануде, как дядя Стэн, такая книжка?
- 00:21:17,990 --> 00:21:19,100 Зус!
- 00:22:01,990 --> 00:22:03,380 После стольких лет!
- 00:22:05,900 --> 00:22:07,850 Наконец-то я нашел все три!
- 00:22:19,580 --> 00:22:20,430 Заработало!
- 00:22:32,940 --> 00:22:34,030 Ну, вот и всё.
- 00:22:58,454 --> 00:23:02,454 НИКОМУ НЕ ВЕРЬ!
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