Земля до начала свиней — Семья Пайнсов и Зус пытаются спасти Пухлю, унесённого птеродактилем, и открывают подземный мир динозавров в лесу близ Гравити Фолз.

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Земля до начала свиней

Land Before Swine

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Семья Пайнсов и Зус пытаются спасти Пухлю, унесённого птеродактилем, и открывают подземный мир динозавров в лесу близ Гравити Фолз.

Субтитры

00:00:05,580 --> 00:00:07,990 Focus, deputy. Remember your trainin'.
00:00:08,120 --> 00:00:09,900 Easy, easy...
00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:11,620 You're almost there.
00:00:13,150 --> 00:00:15,470 Dang it! I almost got the treasure!
00:00:15,890 --> 00:00:19,070 The time we spend together is treasure enough.
00:00:19,630 --> 00:00:20,980 Hey! You feel that?
00:00:26,290 --> 00:00:27,790 Reckon we should report that.
00:00:28,090 --> 00:00:30,980 Or go for a ride in our new convertible!
00:01:16,330 --> 00:01:17,670 Ladies and Gentlemen,
00:01:17,700 --> 00:01:19,250 Continuing our mystery tour,
00:01:19,290 --> 00:01:22,000 You'll see the world famous outhouse of mystery.
00:01:22,130 --> 00:01:23,680 I got stuck in there once!
00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:25,200 Could I go to the bathroom?
00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:27,040 Save all questions until after the tour.
00:01:30,190 --> 00:01:31,870 And up ahead if you look really closely...
00:01:31,940 --> 00:01:33,000 Everybody get your cameras,
00:01:33,090 --> 00:01:34,320 You're gonna want to see this...
00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:36,940 Finally, Waddles,
00:01:37,060 --> 00:01:38,750 We have the whole house to ourselves!
00:01:38,810 --> 00:01:40,670 What do you think, dance party?
00:01:42,260 --> 00:01:43,990 I'm not hearing a no!
00:02:15,670 --> 00:02:18,350 Uh-oh, cuddle time. Ha ha ha!
00:02:19,230 --> 00:02:21,110 Waddles, can I tell you a secret?
00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:23,940 You're my favorite pig in the whole world.
00:02:31,270 --> 00:02:33,200 Mabel! What are you doing on the floor?
00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:34,930 Being cute and great.
00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:36,470 And I thought your brother was weird.
00:02:36,550 --> 00:02:40,170 No, he's more like, "Oh! Let's solve a mystery!
00:02:40,300 --> 00:02:42,700 I kiss a pillow with Wendy's face drawn on it."
00:02:42,740 --> 00:02:45,340 Ha ha! That's pretty good! Kissin' a pillow.
00:02:45,670 --> 00:02:47,770 Go! Go! Chew that pant leg!
00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:52,380 All right, outside. Now!
00:02:52,450 --> 00:02:54,160 No! Grunkle Stan!
00:02:54,190 --> 00:02:56,220 It's not safe for waddles outside.
00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:58,860 There's predators! And barbecuers!
00:02:58,900 --> 00:03:00,120 That's just the natural order.
00:03:00,150 --> 00:03:02,710 It's not my fault your pig's potentially delicious.
00:03:02,740 --> 00:03:04,720 He should be inside like a person.
00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:06,960 People don't roll around in their own filth.
00:03:07,380 --> 00:03:08,400 Except for Soos.
00:03:08,430 --> 00:03:09,950 And we're the lesser for it!
00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:12,310 Maybe we're the ones who should be put outside.
00:03:12,340 --> 00:03:14,230 Huh? Huh? Think about it!
00:03:17,670 --> 00:03:20,600 Today's the day, Soos. Thanks for coming along on this mission.
00:03:20,650 --> 00:03:21,510 Dude, it's an honor.
00:03:21,620 --> 00:03:23,570 Today I'm sweating from heat and excitement.
00:03:24,500 --> 00:03:26,250 There's something hiding in these woods.
00:03:26,330 --> 00:03:28,320 Something big enough to rip the roof off a car.
00:03:28,420 --> 00:03:30,240 If we get a photo of this thing, we'll be heroes!
00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:31,400 Yeah, we'll get all the babes.
00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:33,300 You'll be fending off smooches with a stick!
00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:34,640 Ha ha! Shut up, man.
00:03:34,670 --> 00:03:36,180 With a stick, dude.
00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:37,180 Here. Give me a boost.
00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:41,200 Oof! Got it.
00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:43,570 Uhh. Is sap supposed to be this sticky?
00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:45,870 If everything goes according to plan,
00:03:45,900 --> 00:03:47,370 The creature will grab that steak,
00:03:47,510 --> 00:03:48,540 Cross through the string,
00:03:48,620 --> 00:03:51,060 And set off cameras a, b, and c.
00:03:51,390 --> 00:03:52,720 And nothing can go wrong.
00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:53,720 High five.
00:03:56,330 --> 00:03:57,790 This was poorly planned.
00:04:04,090 --> 00:04:05,740 -Hey, you! -Me?
00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:08,640 -Sick of constantly dropping your baby? -Yes!
00:04:08,820 --> 00:04:10,030 Hi! I'm Bobby Renzobbi,
00:04:10,070 --> 00:04:12,590 And what you need is the huggy wuvvy tummy bundle!
00:04:12,630 --> 00:04:14,270 I can hold ten babies at once!
00:04:14,380 --> 00:04:16,390 I know what you're thinkin'... "Does it work for pigs?"
00:04:17,430 --> 00:04:18,610 Yeah, it does work for pigs, stupid!
00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:20,660 Feel your pig's heartbeat next to yours!
00:04:20,710 --> 00:04:22,450 It works for p-I-I-I-I-gs!
00:04:24,210 --> 00:04:25,800 Grunkle Stan!
00:04:25,940 --> 00:04:28,420 I'm off to get a huggy wuvvy tummy bundle!
00:04:28,530 --> 00:04:31,240 Yeesh! Isn't knitting matching sweaters for that pig enough?
00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:34,260 Nope. Anyway, I need you to look after
00:04:34,340 --> 00:04:36,360 This little gentleman while I'm gone.
00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:39,730 Not now, kid. I got some tourists comin' through.
00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:42,350 Grunkle Stan, I know you're not crazy about Waddles.
00:04:42,390 --> 00:04:43,990 He's a fat, naked jerk!
00:04:44,140 --> 00:04:45,560 But you do care about me.
00:04:45,580 --> 00:04:47,910 Promise me you won't let him outside?
00:04:50,070 --> 00:04:52,050 Fine! Yeah, yeah, I promise.
00:04:52,090 --> 00:04:53,570 Thanks, Grunkle Stan!
00:04:54,830 --> 00:04:56,560 I'm watching you, pig.
00:05:00,010 --> 00:05:01,460 We did it! It tripped the wire!
00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:03,690 Somewhere in these cameras is a photo of that creature!
00:05:03,740 --> 00:05:04,760 I'll go develop the film.
00:05:04,860 --> 00:05:06,360 I'll go make us victory nachos.
00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:07,790 Dipper and Soos for life!
00:05:09,950 --> 00:05:11,380 And here, ladies and gentlemen,
00:05:11,410 --> 00:05:12,470 Is our final exhibit,
00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:14,560 The most hideous creatures known to man!
00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:18,480 Oh, it's us!
00:05:18,590 --> 00:05:20,310 Right, right. We...
00:05:20,490 --> 00:05:21,490 We have fun here.
00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:22,800 But seriously, folks,
00:05:22,830 --> 00:05:24,350 This is something.
00:05:24,470 --> 00:05:25,130 I present to you
00:05:25,280 --> 00:05:27,350 A unicorn made out of corn:
00:05:27,540 --> 00:05:29,190 The cornicorn!
00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:30,950 I-I don't know. I'm tired.
00:05:34,150 --> 00:05:35,060 What the...?!
00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:37,390 What a rip-off!
00:05:37,430 --> 00:05:38,890 Kids, we're leaving.
00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:41,100 No! Noooo!
00:05:42,190 --> 00:05:43,730 Grrr. You!
00:05:45,690 --> 00:05:47,320 Come on, come on...
00:05:50,610 --> 00:05:51,540 That's a wing!
00:05:51,580 --> 00:05:53,180 If camera b got the wing,
00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:55,380 Then the one that should have got the rest is...
00:05:55,410 --> 00:05:56,290 Camera c!
00:05:59,220 --> 00:06:00,300 The creature!
00:06:01,010 --> 00:06:03,250 Who wants victory nachos?
00:06:03,990 --> 00:06:04,640 No!
00:06:05,010 --> 00:06:05,760 Dude, don't worry.
00:06:05,820 --> 00:06:07,050 I only ate like a third of 'em.
00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:08,440 Half of 'em.
00:06:08,690 --> 00:06:10,240 I ate all of 'em, dude.
00:06:12,980 --> 00:06:15,060 Just ten minutes without this pig in the house,
00:06:15,190 --> 00:06:16,400 Is that so much to ask?
00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:19,220 There. If Mabel asks...
00:06:20,430 --> 00:06:21,580 This never happened.
00:06:21,950 --> 00:06:24,420 "Oh, but Grunkle Stan! It's not safe out there!
00:06:24,530 --> 00:06:26,590 There's predators!" Oh, brother.
00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:34,760 I can't believe you, man!
00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:38,070 Sorry, dude. I was just so excited! Nachos cause excitement.
00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:41,360 Soos, no offense, but you gotta be more careful sometimes.
00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:42,320 I'm mean, what are the odds
00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:44,050 we'll ever get another picture of the...
00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:53,710 Dude, did you see that?
00:06:53,750 --> 00:06:55,300 That thing was a dinosaur, bro!
00:06:55,350 --> 00:06:58,670 How is it possible a dinosaur survived 65 million years?
00:06:58,710 --> 00:06:59,990 Did you see it, Mr. Pines?
00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:01,680 -Mr. Pines? -It...
00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:03,760 -It took him. -Took what?
00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,980 The pig. It took Waddles.
00:07:06,010 --> 00:07:07,540 What'd you say about Waddles?
00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:12,090 Oh, whoa. Awkward silence.
00:07:15,610 --> 00:07:19,530 What's going on? Why are you standing around and where's Waddles?
00:07:20,750 --> 00:07:22,540 The good news is, you're gettin' a puppy!
00:07:22,740 --> 00:07:24,600 -What happened? -Well, see,
00:07:24,690 --> 00:07:25,730 Uh, when the...
00:07:25,770 --> 00:07:27,510 The pig got eaten by a p-terodactyl, bro.
00:07:27,550 --> 00:07:28,540 What?!
00:07:28,700 --> 00:07:30,520 Waddles? Waddles!
00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:32,690 Where did he go?! How did this happen?!
00:07:34,390 --> 00:07:37,180 Grunkle Stan, you didn't put him outside?
00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:39,680 What?! No! I didn't put him anywhere!
00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:40,910 I'm not acting suspicious!
00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:42,110 You're acting suspicious!
00:07:42,130 --> 00:07:43,930 -What's a pig?! -Then what happened?
00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:46,040 Uh, look, it went down like this, see?
00:07:46,270 --> 00:07:48,200 So there I was, in the living room...
00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:52,210 Tenderly nursing him with only the richest of creams,
00:07:52,610 --> 00:07:53,710 When all of a sudden...
00:08:00,350 --> 00:08:02,050 So I said...
00:08:02,140 --> 00:08:05,040 Aaah! No dice, cowboy!
00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:08,980 I start punching him right in the face!
00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:11,110 But he played dirty.
00:08:14,180 --> 00:08:15,420 That really happened.
00:08:15,830 --> 00:08:19,230 Why?! Why couldn't you have taken me?!!!
00:08:24,450 --> 00:08:27,710 Oh, Grunkle Stan, you tried to save him!
00:08:28,220 --> 00:08:30,700 Uh, yep. I'm a... great man, all right.
00:08:30,820 --> 00:08:32,680 You punched a pterodactyl in the face?
00:08:32,780 --> 00:08:34,610 I thought you didn't even believe in the supernatural.
00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:36,660 Dinosaurs aren't magic. They're just big lizards.
00:08:36,740 --> 00:08:37,870 Get off my back!
00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:40,000 Oh, Waddles.
00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:41,490 That's it.
00:08:41,500 --> 00:08:43,420 No pterodactyl messes with my sister.
00:08:43,460 --> 00:08:46,240 We're gonna go out there, catch him, and save your pig.
00:08:46,270 --> 00:08:47,440 For Mabel, guys!
00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:48,400 For Mabel!
00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:50,480 But how do we even find the little guy?
00:08:52,450 --> 00:08:53,900 We follow that!
00:08:56,060 --> 00:08:57,780 Oh, sweet! Yes! Genius!
00:08:57,820 --> 00:08:59,710 Or, ya know, we could just call it a day,
00:08:59,810 --> 00:09:01,940 Maybe hit the pool hall or, uh...
00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:05,190 Yeah! Let's go...
00:09:05,250 --> 00:09:06,590 Save waggles!
00:09:06,620 --> 00:09:08,530 -Waddles. -Him too.
00:09:10,070 --> 00:09:11,030 All right!
00:09:11,290 --> 00:09:13,220 That p-terodactyl won't know what hit him.
00:09:13,310 --> 00:09:15,290 Huh. It's "Pterodactyl," Man.
00:09:15,330 --> 00:09:17,050 Actually, nobody knows how to pronounce it
00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:18,790 Because no one was alive back in dinosaur days,
00:09:18,810 --> 00:09:19,480 So, uh...
00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:22,620 Whoa! Almost ran over my own head there.
00:09:24,470 --> 00:09:25,760 Mabel, we've gotta talk.
00:09:25,790 --> 00:09:27,370 This is a really high-stakes mission
00:09:27,420 --> 00:09:29,960 And I'm a little worried about Soos coming along on this one.
00:09:30,050 --> 00:09:31,980 I love the guy, but sometimes he...
00:09:32,350 --> 00:09:33,450 Messes stuff up.
00:09:33,510 --> 00:09:35,200 What?! Since when?
00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:37,240 Sorry, dude.
00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:39,520 Sorry, dude.
00:09:39,590 --> 00:09:41,020 Look! A fairy!
00:09:41,060 --> 00:09:42,250 Ha ha!
00:09:42,740 --> 00:09:45,330 Oh, sorry, dude, I killed that fairy.
00:09:45,790 --> 00:09:47,230 Let him down easy.
00:09:47,370 --> 00:09:49,160 This is so great! You and me, bro!
00:09:49,230 --> 00:09:50,010 Best friends,
00:09:50,150 --> 00:09:52,670 Fighting and potentially high-fiving dinosaurs.
00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:55,850 Soos, look, I, uh... I gotta tell you something.
00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:57,230 Okay, but before you do,
00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:59,260 check out these matching shirts I made for us.
00:09:59,290 --> 00:10:00,970 Who's this guy right here?
00:10:01,070 --> 00:10:02,420 You. Totally you, dude.
00:10:02,580 --> 00:10:04,280 And these rays indicate friendship.
00:10:05,410 --> 00:10:07,040 So what was it you were gonna tell me again?
00:10:07,780 --> 00:10:10,530 Uh... p-terodactyl, here we come!
00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:11,460 Yes!
00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:15,200 Bros before dinos!
00:10:22,750 --> 00:10:24,920 Okay, the red yarn leads to...
00:10:28,610 --> 00:10:29,820 Old Man McGucket?!
00:10:30,170 --> 00:10:31,200 Howdy, friends!
00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:32,890 What are you doing out here?
00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:34,030 You'll never believe me.
00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:35,980 So I was doing my hourly hootenanny...
00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:38,520 Ohh! This guy.
00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:40,380 When this enormous wingly critter
00:10:40,410 --> 00:10:41,630 Stole my musical spoons
00:10:41,660 --> 00:10:44,900 And flew lickety-split into the abandoned mines down yonder.
00:10:46,390 --> 00:10:48,020 Looks kinda hairy down there.
00:10:48,060 --> 00:10:50,130 Come on, Grunkle Stan, you can handle it.
00:10:50,170 --> 00:10:52,860 You punched a pterodactyl in the face, remember?
00:10:52,890 --> 00:10:54,080 Oh, yeah. Ha ha.
00:10:54,110 --> 00:10:55,880 I did do that, didn't I?
00:10:57,510 --> 00:10:59,450 My! What suspicious laughter!
00:10:59,610 --> 00:11:01,760 Guys, we're going in.
00:11:01,790 --> 00:11:03,280 Need someone to tag along
00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:05,040 and tell weird personal stories?
00:11:05,130 --> 00:11:05,980 No, thanks.
00:11:08,350 --> 00:11:09,430 So there I am
00:11:09,470 --> 00:11:11,260 Fightin' a raccoon for the same piece of meat,
00:11:11,290 --> 00:11:14,140 When our mouths get close and we kiss accidentally.
00:11:14,170 --> 00:11:16,240 Uhh. You can't take a hint, can you?
00:11:16,340 --> 00:11:17,120 Nope!
00:11:28,700 --> 00:11:30,310 -Sweet moses! -Razzle dazzle!
00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:31,330 Fancy marmalade!
00:11:31,350 --> 00:11:33,580 These plants look all jurassic-y.
00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:35,860 Huh. This little fella smells like battery acid.
00:11:36,350 --> 00:11:39,600 Looks like I lost my sense of smell. Ha ha ha!
00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:40,890 Oh, Waddles,
00:11:41,050 --> 00:11:42,560 We're gonna find you!
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,910 They're all trapped inside tree sap!
00:11:56,020 --> 00:11:58,650 That's how they survived for 65 million years.
00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:04,090 The summer heat must be melting them loose!
00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:06,930 Holy moly! Forget the cornicorn...
00:12:06,970 --> 00:12:08,770 This is the attraction of a lifetime!
00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:09,830 I could bring people down here
00:12:09,910 --> 00:12:11,550 And turn this into some sort of theme park.
00:12:11,740 --> 00:12:13,840 "Jurassic sap hole."
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,280 Uh, dudes...
00:12:18,910 --> 00:12:20,610 Maybe we should keep moving.
00:12:20,730 --> 00:12:22,170 This could be a gold mine!
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,750 Velvety rope type deal there,
00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:25,080 Ticket booth here... ha!
00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:27,580 I shoulda put that pig outside ages ago!
00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:31,040 -Wait. What did you just say? -Hmm? What's that?
00:12:31,170 --> 00:12:33,810 You said the dinosaur flew into the house.
00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:35,350 No, wait. Uh...
00:12:35,390 --> 00:12:37,430 -If you think about it... -You put Waddles outside.
00:12:37,470 --> 00:12:39,120 Then you lied to me about it!
00:12:39,210 --> 00:12:42,030 And now, thanks to you, my pig could be dead!
00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:43,880 Waddles could be dead!
00:12:44,090 --> 00:12:46,200 Look, he's an animal. He belongs outside.
00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:47,440 No! That's it!
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,640 Grunkle Stan, I am never, ever speaking to you again!
00:12:50,940 --> 00:12:52,270 Look, you can't be serious.
00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:55,270 Oh, is someone talking right now? Because I can't hear them!
00:12:55,290 --> 00:12:55,680 Kid!
00:12:56,830 --> 00:12:58,100 I can't hear anyone!
00:12:58,180 --> 00:12:59,410 No one's talking to me!
00:12:59,510 --> 00:13:00,630 Guys, guys, don't fight.
00:13:00,670 --> 00:13:02,240 Why can't you be more like me and Dipper?
00:13:02,420 --> 00:13:04,160 Look, everything's gonna be cool.
00:13:04,510 --> 00:13:06,960 All we gotta do to find the pig is follow this here yarn.
00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:08,540 We just keep following and following,
00:13:08,610 --> 00:13:09,790 And when we reach the end...
00:13:12,730 --> 00:13:14,290 Wh-which cave was it again?
00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:16,860 Ohh, Soos! You lost the trail!
00:13:16,890 --> 00:13:19,450 Hey, come on, we'll find our way. Trust me!
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:22,520 Sorry, dude.
00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:25,600 That is it! See, this is why I didn't want to bring you along!
00:13:25,620 --> 00:13:27,000 What... what do you mean?
00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:28,980 I mean, this is really important to Mabel,
00:13:29,050 --> 00:13:30,560 And you keep screwing everything up!
00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:31,700 You ruined our photograph,
00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:33,500 And now you've got us hopelessly lost!
00:13:33,570 --> 00:13:36,090 But we're p-terodactyl bros. I made t-shirts.
00:13:36,130 --> 00:13:37,870 It's pronounced "Pterodactyl."
00:13:37,910 --> 00:13:39,960 And these shirts are useless! They're gigantic!
00:13:39,990 --> 00:13:43,030 I...have...A different. Body type, dude!
00:13:43,100 --> 00:13:45,470 -Oh, so it's my fault? -I just thought, ya know...
00:13:49,490 --> 00:13:51,260 Hey! Cheer up, fellers!
00:13:51,290 --> 00:13:52,740 I fixed your lantern!
00:13:58,900 --> 00:14:01,080 Heh heh! What... what are we doin'?
00:14:08,060 --> 00:14:11,320 Nobody make any sudden movements or loud noises.
00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:15,330 Yeehah! We found a pterodactyl!
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,090 Guys. We need a plan to get out of here.
00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:31,100 Okay, okay. How's about Mabel knits Soos a pig costume...
00:14:31,130 --> 00:14:32,120 I like it.
00:14:32,150 --> 00:14:34,110 And we use Soos as a human sacrifice!
00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:36,370 -I like it. -Whaddya say, mabel?
00:14:37,220 --> 00:14:37,850 Aw, come on,
00:14:37,890 --> 00:14:39,600 You can't stop talkin' to me forever.
00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:41,530 Yeah, Mabel, we have to work together here.
00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:42,910 What? You want to work with Mabel
00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:44,119 But not your buddy Soos?
00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:46,120 Soos...
00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:50,640 Wait! Did you hear that?
00:14:53,270 --> 00:14:54,630 Waddles!
00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:56,480 -Wait, kid! -Mabel!
00:14:56,740 --> 00:14:57,700 Are you nuts?!
00:14:57,970 --> 00:14:59,830 Oh, is someone speaking?
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,980 Because I can't hear anything!
00:15:02,530 --> 00:15:04,980 Oh, no! She's gone deaf with fear!
00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:06,450 Mabel, come back here!
00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:11,180 Waddles!
00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:13,860 Oh! My Waddles!
00:15:14,260 --> 00:15:16,120 I'll never lose you again!
00:15:17,620 --> 00:15:18,850 Uh... Mabel?
00:15:18,990 --> 00:15:21,150 Sh-sh-sh. You're safe now.
00:15:23,950 --> 00:15:24,930 Mabel, great, you got him.
00:15:24,970 --> 00:15:26,220 Now we gotta get out of here!
00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:29,290 Waddles, wait!
00:15:32,070 --> 00:15:33,990 Get off me, you dumb pig!
00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:35,760 Look out!
00:15:40,390 --> 00:15:41,250 -Oh, no! -Stan!
00:15:41,350 --> 00:15:42,490 Mr. Pines!
00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:51,520 Yeah, you would enjoy this.
00:15:58,010 --> 00:15:59,630 Guys, we've gotta save them!
00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:01,290 McGucket, do you have an invention
00:16:01,350 --> 00:16:02,670 that can distract the pterodactyl?
00:16:02,770 --> 00:16:03,870 Do I?!
00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:06,560 Nope.
00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:17,000 Well, welcome to the world, little feller.
00:16:21,390 --> 00:16:23,040 The dumb thing must be hungry.
00:16:23,230 --> 00:16:24,540 I guess it's you or me, pig.
00:16:32,270 --> 00:16:33,530 What are you lookin' at?
00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:36,940 Aw, come on, don't give me that look.
00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:38,880 What am I supposed to do, let it eat me?
00:16:41,430 --> 00:16:43,150 Oh I get it! You're trying to guilt me.
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,450 Well, it ain't workin', pal.
00:16:44,580 --> 00:16:46,640 Who cares if you're mabel's favorite thing in the world?
00:16:46,670 --> 00:16:48,880 I can live without the kid talkin' to me all the time,
00:16:49,390 --> 00:16:52,360 Tellin' me her jokes... makin' me laugh...
00:16:56,010 --> 00:16:57,160 Ah, dang it!
00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:03,660 Well, this is just about the dumbest thing I've ever done.
00:17:04,780 --> 00:17:06,380 You want this pig?
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:10,880 Then you're gonna have to get through me, you flying devil!
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,370 Come and get me!!!
00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:19,760 Aw, dude. Did he really just
00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:21,950 eat that prospector guy? That is messed up!
00:17:23,850 --> 00:17:24,810 I'm okay!
00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:27,730 What do we do? What do we do?
00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:31,110 -We have to get in a straight line. -What?!
00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:33,000 A pterodactyl's eyes are so far apart
00:17:33,090 --> 00:17:34,880 That if you stand right in front of it, it can't see you.
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:37,200 Soos, you've been wrong about stuff all day.
00:17:37,260 --> 00:17:38,310 -How can we... -Dude, look.
00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:39,710 I know I've messed up a lot.
00:17:39,890 --> 00:17:41,080 I could be sorta clumsy,
00:17:41,150 --> 00:17:43,020 And it's not always as loveable as I think.
00:17:43,050 --> 00:17:45,930 But please, as my friend, just trust me on this one.
00:17:52,650 --> 00:17:54,080 Get behind me, dudes.
00:18:06,060 --> 00:18:07,010 It's working.
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:21,260 Soos, you did it!
00:18:25,130 --> 00:18:26,060 Was that...
00:18:27,980 --> 00:18:28,910 Stan?
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,030 Waddles!
00:18:37,060 --> 00:18:38,880 He's punching him in the face!
00:18:40,650 --> 00:18:43,610 From heck's heart I stab at thee!
00:18:49,150 --> 00:18:51,030 Oh, yes! Ha ha! You're all right, Stan?
00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:52,730 Oh, Mr. Pines, you're okay!
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:55,610 Here's your pig, kiddo.
00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:59,520 Oooh! Waddles!
00:18:59,630 --> 00:19:02,260 Oh... you saved him for me!
00:19:02,420 --> 00:19:04,740 Yeah, well, sometimes you just gotta...
00:19:04,780 --> 00:19:05,890 Look out!
00:19:19,770 --> 00:19:20,940 We're trapped!
00:19:24,490 --> 00:19:26,640 Quick! The geyser can shoot us back up!
00:19:29,870 --> 00:19:31,430 Come on, go! Go!
00:19:34,370 --> 00:19:36,430 Bros before dinos!
00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:02,600 I can't believe you did all that for Waddles!
00:20:02,630 --> 00:20:05,380 Ah, well, I can't have my favorite niece not talking to me,
00:20:05,420 --> 00:20:08,380 And if I gotta leap onto a pterodactyl and punch him in the face,
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:09,640 Then that's what I gotta do.
00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:11,050 That's kinda sappy.
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:12,560 What?! That's how I feel!
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:13,480 No, I mean...
00:20:13,570 --> 00:20:14,320 Oh, yeah.
00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:15,280 Gotcha!
00:20:22,350 --> 00:20:25,160 Check it out, that thing destroyed my vest.
00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:26,470 Soos, look!
00:20:26,510 --> 00:20:28,610 A real dinosaur tooth? That's awesome!
00:20:29,220 --> 00:20:31,400 Not as awesome as you saving us back there.
00:20:31,670 --> 00:20:32,970 Pterodactyl bros?
00:20:33,570 --> 00:20:34,950 Pterodactyl bros.
00:20:36,310 --> 00:20:38,270 Hey, I pronounced it right that time.
00:20:38,670 --> 00:20:40,710 Think we need to worry about the rest of those dinosaurs?
00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:41,860 I doubt it.
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:52,070 I ate my way through a dinosaur!
00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:56,940 Hi, I'm Bobby Renzobbi!
00:20:56,970 --> 00:20:58,400 Are your arms jealous of your legs?
00:20:58,480 --> 00:20:59,680 Then you need arm pants...
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,440 The pants that you wear on your arms!
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:02,979 Sheesh. Who actually buys
00:21:02,980 --> 00:21:04,349 this infomercial stuff?
00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:05,520 Ha. I know, right?
00:21:05,830 --> 00:21:07,360 Cancel the order. Cancel the order!
00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:10,080 Snorting. That's his tell.
00:21:10,140 --> 00:21:10,790 I fold.
00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:11,860 Tough luck, sucker.
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:13,019 Waddles was bluffing.
00:21:13,020 --> 00:21:13,550 What?!
00:21:13,551 --> 00:21:14,930 I had four aces!
00:21:14,990 --> 00:21:16,240 That pig is a wizard!
00:21:17,260 --> 00:21:18,880 Look at him. He's taunting me.
00:21:19,110 --> 00:21:20,570 I've been cheating the last eight turns.
00:21:20,650 --> 00:21:22,760 Ha ha! That's my girl.

00:00:05,580 --> 00:00:07,990 Повнимательнее! Это часть подготовки!
00:00:08,120 --> 00:00:09,900 Аккуратно, аккуратно...
00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:11,620 Почти добрался!
00:00:13,150 --> 00:00:15,470 Проклятье! Я почти взял сокровище!
00:00:15,890 --> 00:00:19,070 Настоящее сокровище – это время проведенное вместе!
00:00:19,630 --> 00:00:20,980 Ой, ты чувствуешь?
00:00:26,290 --> 00:00:27,790 Об этом нужно доложить, босс!
00:00:28,090 --> 00:00:30,980 Или можно просто прокатиться в новом кабриолете.
00:00:31,270 --> 00:00:33,280 -Йихи! -Да!
00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:56,104 ДИППЕР
00:00:58,628 --> 00:00:59,828 МЭЙБЛ
00:01:01,152 --> 00:01:02,352 СТЭН
00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:14,570 ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ
00:01:16,330 --> 00:01:17,670 Дамы и господа,
00:01:17,700 --> 00:01:19,250 в продолжение нашего мистического тура,
00:01:19,290 --> 00:01:22,000 вы увидите знаменитый флигель чудес!
00:01:22,130 --> 00:01:23,680 Однажды я в нем застрял!
00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:25,200 Сэр, а можно мне в туалет?
00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:27,040 Все вопросы в конце экскурсии!
00:01:30,190 --> 00:01:31,870 А дальше, если присмотреться,
00:01:31,940 --> 00:01:33,000 кстати, приготовьте фотоаппараты,
00:01:33,090 --> 00:01:34,320 вы наверняка захотите это увидеть...
00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:36,940 Наконец-то, Пухля!
00:01:37,060 --> 00:01:38,750 Дом в нашем распоряжении!
00:01:38,810 --> 00:01:40,670 Чем займёмся? Устроим танцы?
00:01:42,260 --> 00:01:43,990 Рада, что и ты этого хочешь!
00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:45,360 ЗАКРЫТО
00:01:46,260 --> 00:01:47,120 ТАНЦЫ СО СВИНЬЯМИ
00:02:08,900 --> 00:02:12,300 Да! Да! Да!
00:02:15,670 --> 00:02:17,520 Ой. Давай обниматься!
00:02:19,230 --> 00:02:21,110 Пухля, хочешь скажу тебе секрет?
00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:23,940 Ты моя самая любимая свинка в мире!
00:02:31,270 --> 00:02:33,200 Мэйбл, чего расселась на полу?
00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:34,930 Чтобы играть с Пухлей.
00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:36,470 А я думал, твой брат странный.
00:02:36,550 --> 00:02:40,170 Нет, Диппер другой! Разгадаем загадку!
00:02:40,300 --> 00:02:42,700 Я целую подушку с нарисованным лицом Венди.
00:02:42,740 --> 00:02:45,340 Ха-ха, да, неплохо! «Целую подушку»!
00:02:45,670 --> 00:02:47,770 Вперёд! Вперёд! Жуй штанину!
00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:52,380 Так, всё, на улицу! Живо!
00:02:52,450 --> 00:02:54,160 Нет! Ты что, дядя?!
00:02:54,190 --> 00:02:56,220 Там Пухлю подстерегают опасности!
00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:58,860 Там бродят хищники и любители свинины.
00:02:58,900 --> 00:03:00,120 И это естественно!
00:03:00,150 --> 00:03:02,710 Я не виноват, что свиньи такие вкусные!
00:03:02,740 --> 00:03:04,720 Его место в доме, он – член семьи!
00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:06,960 Члены семьи не катаются в грязи!
00:03:07,380 --> 00:03:08,400 Ну, кроме Зуса.
00:03:08,430 --> 00:03:09,950 Просто, он ближе к природе!
00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:12,310 И, может быть, нам надо брать с него пример?!
00:03:12,340 --> 00:03:14,230 А? Подумай об этом!
00:03:17,670 --> 00:03:20,600 Сегодня важный день, Зус! Спасибо, что ты со мной в этой миссии.
00:03:20,650 --> 00:03:21,510 Чувак, это честь!
00:03:21,620 --> 00:03:24,230 Я аж потею от жары и любопытства! Фу!
00:03:24,500 --> 00:03:26,250 В лесу что-то прячется!
00:03:26,330 --> 00:03:28,320 Оно снесло крышу у машины.
00:03:28,420 --> 00:03:30,240 Если мы снимем его – станем героями!
00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:31,400 Девчонки влюбятся!
00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:33,300 Будем их от себя палками отгонять!
00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:34,640 Да ладно тебе!
00:03:34,670 --> 00:03:36,180 Будем палками отгонять!
00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:37,180 Так, ну-ка, помоги.
00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:41,200 Готово!
00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:43,570 А смола всегда такая липкая?
00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:45,870 Если всё пойдет по плану,
00:03:45,900 --> 00:03:47,370 монстр заглотит палку,
00:03:47,510 --> 00:03:48,540 заденет веревку
00:03:48,620 --> 00:03:51,060 и включит фотоаппараты A, Б и В.
00:03:51,390 --> 00:03:52,720 Так всё и будет!
00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:53,720 Дай пять!
00:03:56,330 --> 00:03:57,790 А вот это не по плану.
00:04:04,090 --> 00:04:05,740 -<i>Эй, ты!</i> -Я?
00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:08,640 -<i>Надоело всё время ронять ребенка?</i> -<i>Да!</i>
00:04:08,820 --> 00:04:10,030 <i>Привет, я Бобби Рензобби!</i>
00:04:10,070 --> 00:04:12,590 <i>А вам нужен Супер-мягкий Супер-слинг.</i>
00:04:12,630 --> 00:04:14,270 <i>Помещается десять младенцев.</i>
00:04:14,380 --> 00:04:16,390 <i>Знаю, вы подумали: «Это не годится для свиней!»</i>
00:04:17,430 --> 00:04:18,610 <i>А вот и нет – годится!</i>
00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:20,660 <i>Чувствуй биение сердца хрюшки!</i>
00:04:20,710 --> 00:04:22,450 <i>Годится для свиней!</i>
00:04:24,210 --> 00:04:25,800 Дядя Стэн!
00:04:25,940 --> 00:04:28,420 Я иду покупать Пухле Супер-мягкий Супер-слинг!
00:04:28,530 --> 00:04:31,240 Ишь! А вязанных свитеров ему уже мало?
00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:34,260 Мало! В общем, присмотри, пока,
00:04:34,340 --> 00:04:36,360 за этим маленьким прекрасным созданием.
00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:39,730 Не сейчас. Я жду большую партию туристов.
00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:42,350 Дядя Стэн, я знаю, ты Пухлю не очень любишь.
00:04:42,390 --> 00:04:43,990 Он мелкий, жирный дармоед.
00:04:44,140 --> 00:04:45,560 Но зато ты любишь меня!
00:04:45,580 --> 00:04:47,910 Пообещай, что не выгонишь его из дома!
00:04:50,070 --> 00:04:52,050 Хорошо! Ладно, ладно! Даю слово.
00:04:52,090 --> 00:04:53,570 Спасибо, Дядя Стэн!
00:04:54,830 --> 00:04:56,560 Я за тобой слежу, свинья!
00:05:00,010 --> 00:05:01,460 Получилось! Оно попалось!
00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:03,690 В этом фотике остался снимок чудовища!
00:05:03,740 --> 00:05:04,760 Я пошел проявлять пленку!
00:05:04,860 --> 00:05:06,360 А я приготовлю нам начос!
00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:07,790 Диппер и Зус – команда!
00:05:07,860 --> 00:05:08,670 Бдыщь!
00:05:09,950 --> 00:05:12,450 А вот здесь у нас последний экспонат!
00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:14,560 Самое ужасное создание в мире!
00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:18,480 Это же мы!
00:05:18,590 --> 00:05:20,310 Верно, верно! У нас...
00:05:20,490 --> 00:05:21,490 у нас тут весело!
00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:22,800 А теперь серьезно!
00:05:22,830 --> 00:05:24,350 Это будет нечто!
00:05:24,470 --> 00:05:25,130 Я вам покажу
00:05:25,280 --> 00:05:27,350 единорога из кукурузы!
00:05:27,540 --> 00:05:29,190 Это единокуруз!
00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:30,850 Ну ладно, короче смотрите.
00:05:34,150 --> 00:05:35,060 Что за…
00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:37,390 Это жульничество!
00:05:37,430 --> 00:05:38,890 Дети, уходим отсюда!
00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:41,100 Нет! Стойте!
00:05:42,190 --> 00:05:43,730 Ах, ты…
00:05:45,690 --> 00:05:47,320 Ну, давай, давай же!
00:05:48,850 --> 00:05:51,540 Хм! Да это же крыло!
00:05:51,580 --> 00:05:53,180 Если аппарат Б снял крыло,
00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:55,380 тогда всё остальное сфотографировал...
00:05:55,410 --> 00:05:56,290 аппарат В!
00:05:59,220 --> 00:06:00,300 Чудовище!
00:06:01,010 --> 00:06:03,250 Кто хочет победных начос?
00:06:03,990 --> 00:06:04,640 Нет!
00:06:05,010 --> 00:06:05,760 Ну, что ты?!
00:06:05,820 --> 00:06:07,050 Я съел только одну треть!
00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:08,440 Ну, половину.
00:06:08,690 --> 00:06:10,240 Я съел всё, чувак!
00:06:12,980 --> 00:06:15,060 Десять минут без свиньи в доме!
00:06:15,190 --> 00:06:16,400 Я что, так много прошу?
00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:19,220 Так, если спросят,
00:06:20,430 --> 00:06:21,580 этого не было!
00:06:21,950 --> 00:06:24,420 «O, Дядя Стэн, но там же опасно!
00:06:24,530 --> 00:06:26,590 Там хищники!» Какая глупость!
00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:34,760 Смотри, что ты наделал!
00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:38,070 Ну, прости. Просто я обрадовался! Начос вызывают экстаз!
00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:41,360 Зус, не обижайся, но тебе нужно быть аккуратнее!
00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:43,850 У нас больше нет шанса сфотографировать это чудови...
00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:53,710 Чувак, ты это видел?
00:06:53,750 --> 00:06:55,300 Это настоящий динозавр!
00:06:55,350 --> 00:06:58,670 Но ведь все динозавры вымерли 65 миллионов лет назад.
00:06:58,710 --> 00:06:59,990 Вы видели, мистер Пайнс?
00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:01,680 -Мистер Пайнс? -Оно...
00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:03,760 -её забрало. -Кого забрало?
00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,980 Свинью! Оно сперло Пухлю.
00:07:06,010 --> 00:07:07,540 Что ты сказал про Пухлю?
00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:12,090 Хо-хо, ого, неловкая пауза.
00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:19,530 Что случилось? Чего это вы все такие странные? И где мой Пухля?
00:07:19,630 --> 00:07:22,540 Ну, это. В общем, я решил купить тебе щенка!
00:07:22,740 --> 00:07:24,600 -Что случилось? -Ну, понимаешь,
00:07:24,690 --> 00:07:25,730 в общем, я...
00:07:25,770 --> 00:07:27,510 Пухлю съел ПтероБактиль, подруга.
00:07:27,550 --> 00:07:28,540 Что?!
00:07:28,700 --> 00:07:30,520 Пухля? Пухля!
00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:32,690 Куда он побежал? Как это могло случиться?
00:07:34,390 --> 00:07:37,180 Дядя, ты же не оставлял его на улице?
00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:39,680 Что?! Нет! Даже не думал!
00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:40,910 И я не подозрительный!
00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:42,110 Ты – подозрительная!
00:07:42,130 --> 00:07:43,930 -Кто такой Пухля? -Так что же случилось?
00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:46,040 Короче, вот как всё было!
00:07:46,270 --> 00:07:48,200 Мы с Пухлей сидели в гостиной.
00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:52,210 И я поил его самыми жирными и вкусными сливками!
00:07:52,610 --> 00:07:53,710 Тут внезапно.
00:08:00,350 --> 00:08:02,050 И я сказал...
00:08:02,140 --> 00:08:05,040 «Ну, нет, чудовище!»
00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:08,980 И стал бить его прямо по морде.
00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:11,110 Но он играл нечестно!
00:08:14,180 --> 00:08:15,420 Вот как всё было!
00:08:15,830 --> 00:08:19,230 Почему! Почему ты забрал не меня?!
00:08:24,450 --> 00:08:27,710 Ах, дядя Стэн! Ты пытался его спасти!
00:08:28,220 --> 00:08:30,700 Ну да! Я же, порядочный человек!
00:08:30,820 --> 00:08:32,680 То есть ты бил птеродактиля по морде?!
00:08:32,780 --> 00:08:34,610 Я думал, ты не веришь в сверхъестественное.
00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:36,660 Динозавры – просто большие ящерицы!
00:08:36,740 --> 00:08:37,870 Не цепляйся!
00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:40,000 O, Пухля.
00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:41,490 Ну, всё!
00:08:41,500 --> 00:08:43,420 Никто не смеет обижать мою сестру!
00:08:43,460 --> 00:08:46,240 Мы пойдем за ним, найдем его и в итоге спасем!
00:08:46,270 --> 00:08:47,440 Сделаем это ради Мэйбл!
00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:48,400 Ради Мэйбл!
00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:50,480 Но, как мы будем искать свинью?
00:08:52,450 --> 00:08:53,900 Ах. Вот по этой нитке.
00:08:56,060 --> 00:08:57,780 -Ха, круто! -Да! Гениально!
00:08:57,820 --> 00:08:59,710 Или мы просто можем успокоиться,
00:08:59,810 --> 00:09:01,940 поиграть в бильярд или еще...
00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:05,190 Да, мы пойдём
00:09:05,250 --> 00:09:06,590 и найдём Пыхлю!
00:09:06,620 --> 00:09:08,530 -Пухлю! -И его тоже.
00:09:10,070 --> 00:09:11,030 Вот так!
00:09:11,290 --> 00:09:13,220 ПтероБактиль опомниться не успеет.
00:09:13,310 --> 00:09:15,290 Ха! Только он ПтероДактиль, Зус.
00:09:15,330 --> 00:09:17,050 Вообще-то, неизвестно, как правильно,
00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:19,510 потому что в те времена никого еще не было!
00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:20,520 Ой!
00:09:20,740 --> 00:09:22,610 Чуть не переехал себе голову. Ха-ха!
00:09:23,380 --> 00:09:23,970 Вот это да!
00:09:24,470 --> 00:09:25,760 Мэйбл, нужно поговорить!
00:09:25,790 --> 00:09:27,370 Предстоит тяжелое испытание,
00:09:27,420 --> 00:09:29,960 и я волнуюсь из-за того, что Зус едет с нами!
00:09:30,050 --> 00:09:31,980 Он хороший, но иногда он
00:09:32,350 --> 00:09:33,450 немного всё портит.
00:09:33,510 --> 00:09:35,200 Что?! С каких это пор?
00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:37,240 Ой, простите!
00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:39,520 Ой, простите.
00:09:39,590 --> 00:09:41,020 Смотри! Там же фея!
00:09:42,740 --> 00:09:44,930 Oй, простите, кажется, я прибил фею!
00:09:45,790 --> 00:09:47,230 Только будь с ним помягче.
00:09:47,370 --> 00:09:49,160 Это супер, чувак! Мы с тобой!
00:09:49,230 --> 00:09:50,010 Лучшие друзья!
00:09:50,150 --> 00:09:52,670 Будем биться и, возможно, победим динозавра.
00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:55,850 Зус, слушай, у меня к тебе разговор.
00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:57,230 Ладно, но сначала
00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:59,260 зацени, какие я сделал нам футболки!
00:09:59,290 --> 00:10:00,970 Кто это тут нарисован?
00:10:01,070 --> 00:10:02,420 Ты! Однозначно!
00:10:02,580 --> 00:10:04,280 А взрыв означает дружбу!
00:10:05,410 --> 00:10:07,040 Говори теперь, чего ты хотел.
00:10:07,780 --> 00:10:10,879 ПтероБактиль, мы идем за тобой! Ха!
00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:11,460 Да!
00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:15,200 Охотники на ПтероБактилей!
00:10:22,750 --> 00:10:24,920 Итак, красная нитка ведет...
00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:28,570 Дидли-ду, дидли-ду.
00:10:28,610 --> 00:10:29,820 Это старик МакГаккет?
00:10:30,170 --> 00:10:31,200 Приветик, друзья!
00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:32,890 Но что вы здесь делаете?
00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:34,030 Вы мне не поверите!
00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:35,880 Я сидел и играл на банджо!
00:10:35,980 --> 00:10:37,270 Дидли-динь-динь.
00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:38,520 Ха! Скукота!
00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:40,380 Тут прилетает громадина,
00:10:40,410 --> 00:10:41,630 хватает мои музыкальные ложки,
00:10:41,660 --> 00:10:44,899 и улепетывает прямо под землю в заброшенную шахту.
00:10:44,900 --> 00:10:46,380 -Ничего себе! -Ого!
00:10:46,390 --> 00:10:48,020 Там довольно-таки страшно.
00:10:48,060 --> 00:10:50,130 Да ладно, дядя Стэн, ты справишься!
00:10:50,170 --> 00:10:52,860 Ты же бил птеродактиля прямо по морде, или забыл?
00:10:52,890 --> 00:10:54,080 Ах, да! Ха-ха!
00:10:54,110 --> 00:10:55,880 Точно, было ведь дело! Ха!
00:10:57,110 --> 00:10:59,450 Ну, надо же! Какой подозрительный смех!
00:10:59,610 --> 00:11:01,760 Ребята, мы спускаемся вниз.
00:11:01,790 --> 00:11:03,280 Компания нужна?
00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:05,040 Могу рассказывать жуткие истории из жизни.
00:11:05,130 --> 00:11:05,980 Не нужна!
00:11:08,350 --> 00:11:09,430 И вот я
00:11:09,470 --> 00:11:11,260 сражаюсь с енотом за кусок мяса,
00:11:11,290 --> 00:11:14,140 наши рты сближаются, и мы случайно целуемся!
00:11:14,170 --> 00:11:16,240 Намеков вы не понимаете!
00:11:16,340 --> 00:11:17,120 Неа!
00:11:24,980 --> 00:11:26,400 Ого!
00:11:28,700 --> 00:11:30,310 -Господи боже! -Это потрясающе!
00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:31,330 Крошки-поварёшки!
00:11:31,350 --> 00:11:33,580 Цветы тут какие-то доисторические.
00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:35,860 Ха, а этот пахнет как аккумулятор!
00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:39,120 Цветок сжёг мне слизистую носа!
00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:40,890 O, мой Пухля!
00:11:41,050 --> 00:11:42,560 Мы обязательно тебя найдем!
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,910 Они залиты древесной смолой!
00:11:56,020 --> 00:11:58,650 Вот как они прожили 65 миллионов лет!
00:11:59,050 --> 00:12:00,030 Ух ты!
00:12:01,980 --> 00:12:04,110 Летняя жара растопила смолу.
00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:06,930 Господи боже! Забудьте единокуруза!
00:12:06,970 --> 00:12:08,770 Это готовый музей загадок!
00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:09,830 Устрою тематический парк
00:12:09,910 --> 00:12:11,550 и буду водить сюда народ!
00:12:11,740 --> 00:12:13,840 «Динозавры: вчера и сегодня!»
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,280 Народ!
00:12:18,910 --> 00:12:20,610 Наверное, нам лучше идти дальше.
00:12:20,730 --> 00:12:22,170 Это же золотое дно!
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,750 Экспонаты огородим,
00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:25,080 поставим билетера! Ха!
00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:27,580 Давно надо было выставить свинью из дома!
00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:31,040 -Стой, что ты только что сказал? -Что я сказал?
00:12:31,170 --> 00:12:34,340 Ты говорил, что динозавр ворвался внутрь! Ах!
00:12:34,410 --> 00:12:35,350 Нет, подожди, я…
00:12:35,390 --> 00:12:37,430 -Ну, то есть, Мэйбл, понимаешь... -Значит, ты выгнал Пухлю из дома,
00:12:37,470 --> 00:12:39,120 а потом соврал мне!
00:12:39,210 --> 00:12:42,030 А теперь из-за тебя моя хрюшка уже мертва!
00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:43,880 Мой любимый Пухля мёртв!
00:12:44,090 --> 00:12:46,200 Но это же животное, ему место вне дома.
00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:47,440 Всё! С меня хватит!
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,640 Дядя Стэн, я больше никогда с тобой не разговариваю!
00:12:50,940 --> 00:12:52,270 Да ладно, ты же не серьёзно!
00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:55,270 Кто-то что-то сказал, потому что я совсем ничего не слышу?
00:12:55,290 --> 00:12:55,680 Мэйбл!
00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:58,100 Ла-ла-ла! Я ничего не слышу.
00:12:58,180 --> 00:12:59,410 Ни одного твоего слова.
00:12:59,510 --> 00:13:00,630 Эй, ребята, не ссорьтесь!
00:13:00,670 --> 00:13:02,240 Берите пример с нас с Диппером?
00:13:02,420 --> 00:13:04,160 Поверьте, всё будет хорошо!
00:13:04,510 --> 00:13:06,960 Чтобы найти Пухлю, нужно просто идти по нитке,
00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:08,540 будем просто идти и идти
00:13:08,610 --> 00:13:09,790 и дойдём до конца!
00:13:09,900 --> 00:13:10,880 Ой.
00:13:12,770 --> 00:13:14,240 Забыл, в какую нам пещеру?
00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:16,860 Ах, Зус! Ты уничтожил подсказку!
00:13:16,890 --> 00:13:18,810 Да ладно. Мы найдем дорогу! Уж поверь!
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:22,520 Извини, чувак.
00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:25,600 Всё, хватит, надоело! Вот поэтому я и не хотел брать тебя с нами!
00:13:25,620 --> 00:13:27,000 Что? Как? В каком смысле?
00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:28,980 В том смысле, что это очень важно для Мэйбл,
00:13:29,050 --> 00:13:30,560 а ты вечно всё портишь!
00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:31,700 Сперва ты испортил снимок,
00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:33,500 а теперь мы вообще заблудились.
00:13:33,570 --> 00:13:36,090 А как же охота на ПтероБактилей? Я сделал футболки!
00:13:36,130 --> 00:13:37,870 Надо говорить «ПтероДактиль»!
00:13:37,910 --> 00:13:39,960 А футболка бесполезна – она мне велика!
00:13:39,990 --> 00:13:43,030 У меня просто другая конституция тела!
00:13:43,100 --> 00:13:44,790 А, так это я получается ещё и виноват...
00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:51,260 Эй, спокойно!
00:13:51,290 --> 00:13:52,740 Я починил ваш фонарь.
00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:01,020 Хи-хи! Ну, что, куда идем?
00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:11,320 Самое главное стойте очень тихо и неподвижно!
00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:15,330 Йи-ха! Мы нашли птеродактиля!
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,090 Народ, нужно придумать, как выбраться.
00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:31,100 Хорошо, у меня есть идея! Мэйбл свяжет Зусу свиной костюм...
00:14:31,130 --> 00:14:32,120 Это здорово!
00:14:32,150 --> 00:14:34,110 ...и мы принесем Зуса в жертву ящерице.
00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:36,369 -Это здорово! -Ну, что скажешь, Мэйбл?
00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:39,600 Не можешь ведь ты вечно со мной не разговаривать!
00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:41,530 Да, Мэйбл, нужно действовать сообща.
00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:42,910 Вот как?! Сообща с Мэйбл,
00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:44,119 а Зуса ты не хотел брать!
00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:45,120 Зус...
00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:50,640 Подождите. Вы это слышали?
00:14:53,270 --> 00:14:54,630 Пухля!
00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:56,480 -Эй, Мэйбл. Ты куда? -Мэйбл!
00:14:56,740 --> 00:14:57,700 С ума сошла?
00:14:57,970 --> 00:14:59,830 Кто-то что-то говорит?
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,980 Потому что я ничего не слышу!
00:15:02,530 --> 00:15:04,980 O боже! Она оглохла от ужаса!
00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:06,450 Мэйбл! Вернись немедленно!
00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:11,180 Пухля!
00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:13,860 Мой милый Пухля!
00:15:14,260 --> 00:15:17,310 Я никогда тебя не оставлю!
00:15:17,620 --> 00:15:18,850 Мэйбл...
00:15:18,990 --> 00:15:21,150 Чшш! Ты в безопасности.
00:15:23,950 --> 00:15:24,930 Мэйбл, быстрее бери его,
00:15:24,970 --> 00:15:26,220 нам нужно уходить!
00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:29,290 Пухля, постой!
00:15:31,050 --> 00:15:33,990 А ну, слезь с меня, свинина!
00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:35,760 Осторожно!
00:15:40,390 --> 00:15:41,250 -О, нет! -Дядя!
00:15:41,350 --> 00:15:42,490 Мистер Пайнс!
00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:51,450 Да, ты-то, конечно, счастлив!
00:15:58,010 --> 00:15:59,630 Мы должны их спасти!
00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:01,290 МакГаккет! У вас есть изобретения,
00:16:01,350 --> 00:16:02,670 чтобы отвлечь птеродактиля?
00:16:02,770 --> 00:16:03,870 Еще бы!
00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:06,560 Нет.
00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:17,930 Что ж, приветствуем тебя в этом мире, маленький...
00:16:21,390 --> 00:16:23,040 Этот гад, наверное, голодный!
00:16:23,230 --> 00:16:24,540 А тут только мы, хрюшка!
00:16:32,270 --> 00:16:33,530 Чего уставился?
00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:36,940 И нечего так на меня смотреть!
00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:38,880 Ты хочешь, чтобы он съел меня?
00:16:41,430 --> 00:16:43,150 Я понял, ты давишь мне на совесть!
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,450 Ничего не выйдет!
00:16:44,580 --> 00:16:46,640 Плевать, что Мэйбл души в тебе не чает!
00:16:46,670 --> 00:16:48,880 Подумаешь, не будет со мной разговаривать!
00:16:49,390 --> 00:16:52,360 Как-нибудь проживу без её разговоров!
00:16:54,910 --> 00:16:57,160 Ха-ха. Да чтоб тебя!
00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:03,660 Да, такой глупости я еще не делал!
00:17:04,780 --> 00:17:06,380 Хочешь съесть поросенка?
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:10,880 Только через мой труп, ты, летающая курица!
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,370 Я тебе наваляю!
00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:19,760 Народ, он, правда,
00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:21,950 сожрал бедного дедушку? Это же нечестно!
00:17:23,850 --> 00:17:24,810 Я живой!
00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:27,730 Что же делать? Что же делать?
00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:31,270 -Мы должны выстроиться в линию. -Что? Зачем?
00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:33,000 У ПтероБактиля так расставлены глаза,
00:17:33,090 --> 00:17:34,880 что если встать перед ним, он не увидит.
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:37,200 Зус, ты весь день всё путал и портил.
00:17:37,260 --> 00:17:38,310 -Как мы можем... -Чувак, слушай,
00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:39,710 я знаю, что я неуклюжий,
00:17:39,890 --> 00:17:41,080 я хочу сделать как можно лучше,
00:17:41,150 --> 00:17:43,020 а получается как всегда!
00:17:43,050 --> 00:17:45,930 Но умоляю тебя, как друга, в этот раз доверься мне!
00:17:52,650 --> 00:17:54,080 Вставайте оба за мной!
00:18:05,940 --> 00:18:07,010 Зус, он нас не видит!
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:21,260 Зус, ты был прав!
00:18:25,130 --> 00:18:26,060 Что это такое?
00:18:27,980 --> 00:18:28,910 Дядя?
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,030 Пухля!
00:18:37,060 --> 00:18:38,880 Он бьет его по морде!
00:18:40,650 --> 00:18:43,610 На, получай, летающая курица!
00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:50,090 Да!
00:18:50,140 --> 00:18:52,730 -Мистер Пайнс, вы целы? -Ура! Дядя Стэн, ты жив!
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:55,610 Вот твоя хрюшка.
00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:59,520 Да! Мой Пухля!
00:18:59,630 --> 00:19:02,260 Ты спас его ради меня.
00:19:02,420 --> 00:19:04,740 Да, что ж, порой приходится просто...
00:19:04,780 --> 00:19:05,890 берегись!
00:19:19,770 --> 00:19:20,940 Мы в ловушке!
00:19:24,490 --> 00:19:26,640 Быстрее! Гейзер вытолкнет нас наружу!
00:19:29,870 --> 00:19:31,430 Давай же! Скорей! Скорей!
00:19:34,370 --> 00:19:36,430 Мы не достанемся динозаврам!
00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:02,600 Не могу поверить, что ты рисковал ради Пухли.
00:20:02,630 --> 00:20:05,380 Общение с любимой племянницей для меня слишком важно!
00:20:05,420 --> 00:20:08,380 И если для этого нужно врезать тупому птеродактилю,
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:09,640 именно это я и сделаю.
00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:11,050 А вот так лучше не делать.
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:12,560 Но иначе было нельзя!
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:13,480 Да нет, я про...
00:20:13,570 --> 00:20:14,320 А, ну, да!
00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:15,280 Попалась!
00:20:22,350 --> 00:20:25,160 Ты смотри, Зус, он разорвал мне весь жилет!
00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:26,470 Зус! Смотри!
00:20:26,510 --> 00:20:28,610 Это клык динозавра! Вот здорово!
00:20:29,220 --> 00:20:31,400 Нет, здорово было, когда ты нас спас!
00:20:31,670 --> 00:20:32,970 Охотники на птеродактилей?
00:20:33,570 --> 00:20:34,940 Охотники на птеродактилей!
00:20:34,950 --> 00:20:35,750 Бдыщь!
00:20:36,310 --> 00:20:38,270 Слышь, а я правильно выговорил!
00:20:38,670 --> 00:20:40,710 Думаешь, оставшиеся динозавры опасны?
00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:41,860 Это вряд ли.
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:52,070 Я прогрыз дорогу через динозавров!
00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:56,940 <i>Привет! Я – Бобби Рензобби.</i>
00:20:56,970 --> 00:20:58,400 <i>Ваши руки завидуют ногам?</i>
00:20:58,480 --> 00:20:59,680 <i>Купите ручные штаны!</i>
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,440 <i>Штаны, которые носят на руках!</i>
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:02,979 Боже! Кто вообще
00:21:02,980 --> 00:21:04,349 может покупать подобную ерунду?
00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:05,520 Ха, вот именно!
00:21:05,830 --> 00:21:07,360 Отмените заказ! Отмените!
00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:10,080 Хрюкает! Он себя выдал!
00:21:10,140 --> 00:21:10,790 Я – пас!
00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:11,860 Не повезло тебе, салага.
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:13,019 Пухля блефовал.
00:21:13,020 --> 00:21:13,550 Что?!
00:21:13,551 --> 00:21:14,930 У меня были четыре туза!
00:21:14,990 --> 00:21:16,240 Эта свинья – просто волшебник!
00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:18,880 Что? Ты посмотри, ещё и насмехается!
00:21:19,110 --> 00:21:20,570 Я жульничала в течение всей игры.
00:21:20,650 --> 00:21:22,760 Ха-ха. Это моя школа!

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