Бездна! — Дедушка Стэн, Мэйбл, Диппер и Зус приходят к Бездонной Яме около Хижины Чудес и выбрасывают в неё свои ненужные вещи. В процессе они падают в яму и рассказывают истории, чтобы скоротать время.

Предыдущая серия S01 E13 Мэйбл – начальница

Следующая серия S01 E15 Приключение в бассейне

Бездна!

Bottomless Pit!

Сезон: 01Серия: 14

Описание

Дедушка Стэн, Мэйбл, Диппер и Зус приходят к Бездонной Яме около Хижины Чудес и выбрасывают в неё свои ненужные вещи. В процессе они падают в яму и рассказывают истории, чтобы скоротать время.

Субтитры

00:00:06,318 --> 00:00:08,639 In this land of ours, there are many great pits,
00:00:08,670 --> 00:00:10,817 but none more bottomless than the Bottomless Pit,
00:00:10,933 --> 00:00:12,702 which as you can see here, is bottomless.
00:00:15,137 --> 00:00:16,710 Question. Is it bottomless?
00:00:17,662 --> 00:00:20,030 Kids, could one of you try explaining this to Soos?
00:00:20,190 --> 00:00:21,724 Grunkle Stan, why are we here, again?
00:00:21,777 --> 00:00:23,591 To dispose of things that we don't want.
00:00:23,688 --> 00:00:26,257 So long, Mystery Shack suggestion cards.
00:00:26,542 --> 00:00:28,870 Goodbye, creepy love letters from Lil Gideon.
00:00:29,448 --> 00:00:30,750 Die! Die!
00:00:32,718 --> 00:00:33,678 What are you doing?
00:00:33,750 --> 00:00:35,546 Throwing stuff, dude. Everyone's doing it!
00:00:38,950 --> 00:00:40,035 What you got there, Mabel?
00:00:40,106 --> 00:00:43,270 It's just my personal box of mysterious secrets.
00:00:43,478 --> 00:00:45,759 Nothing worth wondering about!
00:00:48,398 --> 00:00:49,957 Goodbye forever!
00:00:51,038 --> 00:00:52,838 Grunkle Stan, do I really have to be the one to point out
00:00:52,910 --> 00:00:55,822 that a bottomless pit is, by definition, impossible?
00:00:56,177 --> 00:00:57,102 Says you!
00:00:57,440 --> 00:00:58,800 Well, I guess we'll never know.
00:01:02,266 --> 00:01:05,190 Aah! It's some sort of invisible pushing force!
00:01:05,342 --> 00:01:07,208 Quick! Everyone back to the Shack!
00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:10,124 I'm not done getting rid of these yet!
00:01:11,848 --> 00:01:13,230 Grunkle Stan! No!
00:01:13,290 --> 00:01:16,290 Almost. Almost. Almost.
00:02:11,810 --> 00:02:13,369 So, anyone wanna scream some more?
00:02:13,370 --> 00:02:14,426 Where are we?
00:02:16,410 --> 00:02:19,130 We're somewhere where it looks like we're nowhere.
00:02:20,970 --> 00:02:22,410 We're gonna land on something eventually.
00:02:22,490 --> 00:02:23,850 Could be any second now!
00:02:28,930 --> 00:02:30,970 Well, it looks like we're down here for the long haul.
00:02:31,090 --> 00:02:32,755 Who wants to see some card tricks?
00:02:36,410 --> 00:02:37,370 Ta-da!
00:02:38,330 --> 00:02:40,570 Hey! Maybe we should pass the time by tellin' stories.
00:02:40,650 --> 00:02:41,610 I've got a story!
00:02:41,690 --> 00:02:45,049 It's called the time Grunkle Stan got us all thrown into a bottomless pit,
00:02:45,050 --> 00:02:47,395 where we spent the rest of our natural lives!
00:02:48,490 --> 00:02:49,770 Go on.
00:02:49,850 --> 00:02:51,890 Come on, Dipper, you can do better than that.
00:02:52,050 --> 00:02:54,090 Fine. I'll tell you a story.
00:02:54,170 --> 00:02:57,130 A story I'd like to call, "Voice Over."
00:02:59,090 --> 00:02:59,937 Ready?
00:03:00,044 --> 00:03:01,770 Spin the pig!
00:03:01,970 --> 00:03:03,050 Whoo!
00:03:05,570 --> 00:03:08,090 Hey, Grunkle Stan, ever kissed a pig before?
00:03:08,250 --> 00:03:09,804 I'm not gonna answer that question.
00:03:10,210 --> 00:03:12,889 Guys! Guys! I think I just got bit by a snake!
00:03:12,890 --> 00:03:14,770 I need you to get me to a hospital quick!
00:03:17,050 --> 00:03:18,330 What? What's so funny?
00:03:18,410 --> 00:03:20,570 Sorry, it's just hard to focus on what you're saying
00:03:20,610 --> 00:03:22,888 with that squeaky puberty voice you got there.
00:03:23,048 --> 00:03:23,680 My what?
00:03:23,742 --> 00:03:25,650 It's nothing to be ashamed of, Dipper.
00:03:25,730 --> 00:03:28,250 Your voice is hilarious.
00:03:28,373 --> 00:03:30,570 Are you saying my voice cracks? My voice doesn't crack.
00:03:30,650 --> 00:03:31,610 Dude, no offense,
00:03:31,690 --> 00:03:34,008 but it cracks so much we've already made a techno remix out of it.
00:03:34,250 --> 00:03:36,410 <i>Nice to meet you</i> <i>My name's Dipper Pines</i>
00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:38,586 <i>Pines, Pines, Pines</i> <i>Nice to meet you</i>
00:03:38,620 --> 00:03:39,484 <i>Pines, Pines, Pines</i>
00:03:39,528 --> 00:03:41,010 Do I really sound like that?
00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:42,915 Oh, here comes my favorite part!
00:03:43,031 --> 00:03:44,690 <i>Stop it, guys!</i>
00:03:46,355 --> 00:03:47,288 Give me that!
00:03:49,690 --> 00:03:51,290 Spin the pig!
00:03:54,364 --> 00:03:56,490 Ugh! Even my sighs sound weird.
00:03:56,650 --> 00:03:57,822 -Hello there! -Ahhh!
00:03:58,050 --> 00:04:00,170 I couldn't help but overhear yer sitchy-ation!
00:04:00,250 --> 00:04:01,288 Old Man McGucket!
00:04:01,946 --> 00:04:03,386 Part-time inventor!
00:04:03,450 --> 00:04:04,729 Why did you spit on your hand?
00:04:04,730 --> 00:04:06,050 I don't rightly know!
00:04:06,130 --> 00:04:09,370 Hey, I remember you! Your robot almost killed me!
00:04:09,450 --> 00:04:12,130 Come here! Follow me into this dark, dangerous alley!
00:04:13,370 --> 00:04:16,249 Lately I been a-tinkerizin' with a voice-altering tonic,
00:04:16,250 --> 00:04:19,635 on account of my horrifyin' voice!
00:04:22,370 --> 00:04:25,973 You can run, but I'll still be in yer nightmares!
00:04:26,551 --> 00:04:29,013 This will really fix my voice? Thanks!
00:04:30,568 --> 00:04:31,404 Ah!
00:04:32,050 --> 00:04:34,290 Come mornin', you'll sound like a new man!
00:04:34,610 --> 00:04:36,782 If you survive.
00:04:43,484 --> 00:04:45,688 Good morning, Dipper.
00:04:46,970 --> 00:04:49,849 I did it! I did it!
00:04:49,850 --> 00:04:52,370 Now I have a new voice!
00:04:54,890 --> 00:04:58,302 Morning, Mabel. Who's my favorite Mabel?
00:04:58,355 --> 00:05:00,231 Ahhh! Who are you?
00:05:00,275 --> 00:05:01,810 What have you done with my brother?
00:05:01,890 --> 00:05:04,791 Dipper! I'll save you from this body-switching warlock!
00:05:04,810 --> 00:05:08,970 Mabel, it's me! This is my voice now. I sound awesome.
00:05:09,050 --> 00:05:10,970 Sound awesome.
00:05:11,370 --> 00:05:15,769 I knew boys' voices changed, but this is weird. Weird and bad.
00:05:15,770 --> 00:05:19,050 Mabel, this is the best thing that ever happened to me.
00:05:19,130 --> 00:05:21,413 And just think of the prank calls.
00:05:23,450 --> 00:05:24,530 -<i>Hello?</i> -Hello.
00:05:24,610 --> 00:05:27,810 This is the President of the United States of America.
00:05:27,890 --> 00:05:29,450 I'm calling to tell you...
00:05:31,413 --> 00:05:33,049 <i>What? Who is this?</i>
00:05:33,050 --> 00:05:34,328 Ho-ho-ho!
00:05:34,373 --> 00:05:35,730 Magnificent!
00:05:36,050 --> 00:05:37,610 Mabel no like.
00:05:39,890 --> 00:05:42,250 How you diddly doing, Soos?
00:05:42,330 --> 00:05:44,773 Kill it! Kill it with fire! Everyone flee!
00:05:47,250 --> 00:05:48,410 What gives, man?
00:05:48,490 --> 00:05:50,853 You guys all made fun of my old voice.
00:05:51,013 --> 00:05:52,810 I thought you'd like the new one.
00:05:52,890 --> 00:05:54,968 Dude, at least before you sounded like a real person.
00:05:55,130 --> 00:05:57,050 Now you sound like some kind of weird commercial dude.
00:05:57,090 --> 00:06:00,850 I'll find Stan. He'll like my new voice. You'll see!
00:06:00,890 --> 00:06:03,170 I'll be right back after these messages.
00:06:03,250 --> 00:06:05,330 Er... I mean, goodbye.
00:06:06,610 --> 00:06:08,650 Grunkle Stan. Grunkle Stan!
00:06:08,730 --> 00:06:10,210 Where are you, Grunkle Stan?
00:06:10,290 --> 00:06:12,410 Huh? I'd know that voice anywhere!
00:06:12,730 --> 00:06:14,930 You're the guy who prank-called me earlier!
00:06:16,570 --> 00:06:19,170 No. No, I'm not. I'm just a 12-year-old boy!
00:06:19,250 --> 00:06:22,130 You expect me to believe that, you crazy-voiced punk?
00:06:22,210 --> 00:06:23,570 Wait! No!
00:06:25,848 --> 00:06:28,130 There's a prank caller on the loose! Let's get him!
00:06:28,210 --> 00:06:29,890 Yeah! Come on! Come on, let's get him!
00:06:30,010 --> 00:06:31,610 Oh! Oh!
00:06:35,650 --> 00:06:36,690 Whoa!
00:06:37,090 --> 00:06:38,330 Escape!
00:06:40,850 --> 00:06:43,650 McGucket! Your invention was a catastrophe!
00:06:43,730 --> 00:06:46,010 That's probably why I live in the dump!
00:06:47,370 --> 00:06:49,490 My own sister didn't recognize me.
00:06:49,650 --> 00:06:55,137 I scared away crowds! I even sound ridiculous when I cry.
00:06:55,170 --> 00:06:56,570 Well, now, here's yer problem!
00:06:56,650 --> 00:06:58,410 I gave you the wrong drinky-majig!
00:06:58,490 --> 00:07:00,410 This one's for voice-over professional.
00:07:01,250 --> 00:07:04,170 Ah! I'm sure I've got a better voice in here somewhere.
00:07:04,250 --> 00:07:05,490 Good! Hurry up.
00:07:06,570 --> 00:07:08,089 You got here just in time.
00:07:08,090 --> 00:07:11,290 Come sundown, you'd have reverted back to your ridiculous old voice.
00:07:11,770 --> 00:07:14,010 It was ridiculous, wasn't it?
00:07:14,610 --> 00:07:16,690 <i>D-D-D-Dipper Pines, that's me</i>
00:07:16,730 --> 00:07:18,930 <i>This remix is dedicated to my brother.</i>
00:07:19,010 --> 00:07:21,250 <i>Dipper, your voice is one of a kind.</i>
00:07:21,330 --> 00:07:24,170 <i>Dude, I never heard</i> <i>anything like it. Remix over!</i>
00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:29,911 You ready for yer new voice? This one should be permanent!
00:07:36,050 --> 00:07:37,010 Ahem!
00:07:38,890 --> 00:07:40,330 -Hey, guys. -Dipper!
00:07:40,410 --> 00:07:41,493 Oh, dude, you're back!
00:07:42,650 --> 00:07:46,177 Yeah. I guess I realized that even though my voice might not be perfect,
00:07:46,364 --> 00:07:48,570 it's still mine and I wouldn't change it for anything.
00:07:48,650 --> 00:07:50,610 Not even for whatever was in this new vial.
00:07:50,690 --> 00:07:52,930 So what did you do with the rest of that potion?
00:07:53,010 --> 00:07:54,170 I dumped it in Stan's coffee.
00:07:54,690 --> 00:07:56,290 Any of you kids seen my girdle?
00:07:56,370 --> 00:07:57,410 Where my girdle at?
00:07:59,290 --> 00:08:01,991 What? What's so funny? I'm Grunkle Stan!
00:08:02,450 --> 00:08:04,690 Kids laughin'. Laughin' at their grunkle.
00:08:05,650 --> 00:08:09,450 I spy, with my little eye, something that is black!
00:08:09,530 --> 00:08:10,490 Ooh! Ooh!
00:08:10,570 --> 00:08:12,730 -Everything. -Yay for Soos!
00:08:12,810 --> 00:08:14,130 Yay for Soos!
00:08:14,210 --> 00:08:16,570 Hey, guys! Who wants to pass the time by spinning?
00:08:16,850 --> 00:08:18,169 Everyone, spin!
00:08:18,170 --> 00:08:19,130 No.
00:08:19,170 --> 00:08:20,250 Whee!
00:08:21,530 --> 00:08:24,410 -Whee! -Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
00:08:24,490 --> 00:08:25,690 Dipper's pain is funny.
00:08:25,850 --> 00:08:28,650 But I'm starting to get bored. Soos, tell a story.
00:08:28,730 --> 00:08:29,690 Really? Okay.
00:08:29,770 --> 00:08:30,810 This story is called,
00:08:30,890 --> 00:08:33,342 "Soos' Really Great Pinball Story."
00:08:33,730 --> 00:08:34,770 Is that a good title?
00:08:34,850 --> 00:08:36,930 Do they have to be, like, puns or whatever?
00:08:41,210 --> 00:08:43,130 Go! Go! Go!
00:08:43,210 --> 00:08:44,170 This is it, dudes.
00:08:44,250 --> 00:08:45,490 After four long years of trying,
00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:48,930 I might finally get the high score on Stan's creepy old pinball machine.
00:08:49,010 --> 00:08:49,970 If I do this,
00:08:50,050 --> 00:08:51,410 I'll go down in pinball history
00:08:51,490 --> 00:08:54,650 with the likes of Sal, Gaff, and, of course, Poo.
00:08:54,890 --> 00:08:57,490 Have you ever tried, maybe, just tilting the machine?
00:08:57,530 --> 00:09:00,450 I don't know, dudes. Isn't breaking the rules, like, against the rules?
00:09:00,570 --> 00:09:02,730 Nuts to the rules! Tilt! Tilt! Tilt!
00:09:04,250 --> 00:09:06,410 <i>Failure. You stink!</i>
00:09:06,650 --> 00:09:08,530 All right, that's it. Ready, kids?
00:09:10,570 --> 00:09:11,850 Tilt! Tilt! Tilt! Tilt!
00:09:11,930 --> 00:09:13,849 <i>Quit tiltin', pardner. Quit tiltin', pardner.</i>
00:09:13,850 --> 00:09:14,524 Tilt!
00:09:15,410 --> 00:09:16,730 <i>Bull's-eye!</i>
00:09:18,810 --> 00:09:20,570 <i>New high score.</i>
00:09:20,850 --> 00:09:22,130 -Yeah. -Yes! All right!
00:09:22,330 --> 00:09:24,026 This is the best moment of my life.
00:09:24,168 --> 00:09:25,890 This totally beats my old best moment.
00:09:31,770 --> 00:09:34,970 <i>That ain't right. You cheated.</i>
00:09:35,330 --> 00:09:36,890 Oh, yeah? What are you gonna do about it?
00:09:37,050 --> 00:09:40,490 You're just a pinball game, pinball game. Taunt, taunt.
00:09:40,730 --> 00:09:43,730 Uh, guys? There's an awful lot of green lightning coming out of that game.
00:09:43,810 --> 00:09:45,690 No, that's the normal amount of green lightning.
00:09:53,662 --> 00:09:55,050 Five more minutes.
00:09:57,050 --> 00:09:59,010 Aah! That's not a normal alarm clock.
00:09:59,090 --> 00:10:01,130 Soos! We're inside the game!
00:10:02,090 --> 00:10:03,770 -Crazy. -Sweet Moses!
00:10:03,850 --> 00:10:06,130 Hushed exclamation of wonder.
00:10:09,530 --> 00:10:10,650 Awesome!
00:10:11,450 --> 00:10:12,690 Boing! Boing! Boing!
00:10:14,210 --> 00:10:17,210 Dude, if this is a dream, I never wanna wake up!
00:10:18,170 --> 00:10:19,770 That can be arranged.
00:10:21,170 --> 00:10:23,890 Welcome to Tumbleweed Terror, pardners!
00:10:26,450 --> 00:10:27,970 Hey, it's the skeleton cowboy guy.
00:10:28,170 --> 00:10:29,250 Did you zap me into your game
00:10:29,330 --> 00:10:31,090 to congratulate me on getting the high score?
00:10:31,170 --> 00:10:32,250 I beat Poo, dude.
00:10:32,410 --> 00:10:35,410 Hardly. If'n I do recall, I warned y'all not to cheat.
00:10:35,450 --> 00:10:37,010 I tried to be gentleman-like.
00:10:37,090 --> 00:10:38,610 But I'm plum sick of being tilted.
00:10:39,810 --> 00:10:42,330 So now I reckon I'm gonna tilt you.
00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:45,610 Oh, yeah? Well, take this! Ow!
00:10:46,010 --> 00:10:47,730 And this! Ow! It hurts!
00:10:47,890 --> 00:10:50,050 I wish this was working better! Oh, dude!
00:10:50,410 --> 00:10:51,128 Soos!
00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:54,370 Get yourselves ready for the...
00:10:55,610 --> 00:10:56,570 -Multi-ball! -Multi-ball!
00:10:56,610 --> 00:10:57,610 Multi-ball!
00:11:02,010 --> 00:11:02,970 Over there!
00:11:04,250 --> 00:11:05,210 Where are you?
00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:08,090 I'm not done teachin' you a lesson about cheating yet!
00:11:08,130 --> 00:11:09,610 How are we ever gonna get out of here?
00:11:09,690 --> 00:11:10,930 -Think, guys! -I'm trying.
00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:13,850 But it's hard with that gorgeous pinball wench distracting me.
00:11:17,690 --> 00:11:18,650 Okay, don't worry, guys.
00:11:18,690 --> 00:11:20,355 I know every inch of this machine.
00:11:20,450 --> 00:11:22,210 There's a manual power switch inside.
00:11:22,370 --> 00:11:24,130 I can sneak in there and turn off the game.
00:11:24,210 --> 00:11:26,690 But we'll have to distract the cowboy guy.
00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:28,250 Are either of you good at jumping up and down
00:11:28,290 --> 00:11:29,920 and making annoying noises?
00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:33,528 My time has come.
00:11:34,330 --> 00:11:36,889 All right, let's go, Soos. Soos?
00:11:36,890 --> 00:11:39,770 So are you, like, doing anything later or...
00:11:40,222 --> 00:11:40,770 Right.
00:11:40,850 --> 00:11:43,048 Come on out and show yourselves, varmints!
00:11:43,217 --> 00:11:44,090 Hey! Hey! Hey!
00:11:44,890 --> 00:11:47,450 Listen to me and look at what I'm doing!
00:11:51,450 --> 00:11:52,610 Somethin' ain't right here.
00:11:52,690 --> 00:11:54,817 Distraction! Distraction!
00:11:54,897 --> 00:11:56,730 -Let me see where this is goin'. -La, la, la, la...
00:12:06,515 --> 00:12:07,066 Oh!
00:12:11,617 --> 00:12:12,410 Yippee-ti-yi.
00:12:12,411 --> 00:12:14,551 What? Where are ya?
00:12:16,133 --> 00:12:17,770 Darn it, I wish I had a neck!
00:12:22,210 --> 00:12:26,133 Soos! Psst! What's going on? Just press the switch already!
00:12:26,290 --> 00:12:29,010 Okay, so I was gonna do that, but I've been thinking.
00:12:29,090 --> 00:12:30,490 According to this, turning off the power
00:12:30,570 --> 00:12:32,090 erases the high score permanently.
00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:34,490 That score is, like, my one big life accomplishment.
00:12:34,650 --> 00:12:37,130 What? If you don't hurry up, we could die in here!
00:12:37,370 --> 00:12:39,650 Fair point. But, what is life anyway,
00:12:39,730 --> 00:12:42,050 when compared to the immortality of a high score?
00:12:42,130 --> 00:12:43,610 Soos! Are you out of your...
00:12:43,690 --> 00:12:44,890 There y'all are.
00:12:46,090 --> 00:12:48,275 Get ready to meet yer maker, kids!
00:12:48,610 --> 00:12:51,730 My maker is Ballway Games in Redmond, Washington.
00:12:57,530 --> 00:12:58,490 Mabel!
00:13:01,730 --> 00:13:02,730 Soos!
00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:04,250 Soos, please!
00:13:04,290 --> 00:13:05,850 Turn it off!
00:13:05,930 --> 00:13:06,890 Uh...
00:13:08,410 --> 00:13:09,850 Goodbye, high score!
00:13:25,250 --> 00:13:26,250 Oh, you dudes okay?
00:13:26,330 --> 00:13:28,490 Yeah, Soos. You did it! You freed us!
00:13:29,170 --> 00:13:31,250 Hey, man, I'm sorry you had to lose your high score.
00:13:31,330 --> 00:13:33,690 That's okay. I got a new life accomplishment now.
00:13:34,010 --> 00:13:34,970 Saving you dudes.
00:13:34,971 --> 00:13:36,090 Aw!
00:13:37,090 --> 00:13:38,570 You think that pinball wench will call me?
00:13:41,050 --> 00:13:42,770 I can't believe this nonsense!
00:13:42,850 --> 00:13:45,330 Magic tonics? Soos winning at something?
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:48,650 Where do you come up with this stuff? I'll tell you a good story.
00:13:48,730 --> 00:13:52,010 It's called "Grunkle Stan Wins the Football Bowl."
00:13:57,610 --> 00:13:58,650 Mr. Pines.
00:13:58,970 --> 00:14:00,889 I thought old folks were useless,
00:14:00,890 --> 00:14:03,770 but you taught me and my gloating friends a lesson.
00:14:05,050 --> 00:14:07,804 Here's your football winning trophy, Mr. Pines!
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:09,170 Thanks, beautiful woman,
00:14:09,250 --> 00:14:12,746 but I couldn't have done it without my sidekick, foot-bot.
00:14:12,970 --> 00:14:15,360 Thank you for building me, Daddy.
00:14:18,170 --> 00:14:19,530 I love you, Stan.
00:14:20,622 --> 00:14:22,410 -Come on! Ridiculous! -Come on, that was really dumb!
00:14:22,490 --> 00:14:24,330 What? That story was great.
00:14:24,410 --> 00:14:26,330 I even threw in a talking robot for the kids.
00:14:26,410 --> 00:14:29,530 Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna tell a non-terrible story.
00:14:29,690 --> 00:14:31,890 A story called "Trooth Ache!"
00:14:35,450 --> 00:14:37,570 This attraction is gonna make me a fortune!
00:14:37,650 --> 00:14:40,730 Easy with that bear, Corduroy! I need him in showroom condition!
00:14:41,890 --> 00:14:43,370 No! No!
00:14:43,955 --> 00:14:45,730 Aw! They're hugging!
00:14:45,810 --> 00:14:46,970 So let me get this straight.
00:14:47,010 --> 00:14:49,930 Your plan is to teach this bear to ride a bicycle?
00:14:50,050 --> 00:14:52,730 Nah. Come on. Everyone's seen a bicycle-riding bear.
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:56,417 No, no. I'm gonna teach this bear to drive!
00:14:59,450 --> 00:15:01,733 And the yellow light means speed up.
00:15:03,226 --> 00:15:04,097 Uh-oh!
00:15:06,370 --> 00:15:08,410 What seems to be the problem, Officers?
00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:13,210 Now there had better be a darn good explanation for this.
00:15:13,290 --> 00:15:14,330 Oh, there is.
00:15:14,410 --> 00:15:17,690 You see, I'm a very old man, not long for this earth,
00:15:17,730 --> 00:15:20,090 and the doctor's assigned me a seeing-eye bear
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:22,410 to drive me to the hospital in case of emergencies.
00:15:22,650 --> 00:15:25,370 Is that right? Then where's your doctor's note?
00:15:26,010 --> 00:15:28,730 Why, it's right here, inside my jacket!
00:15:29,050 --> 00:15:30,170 Ah! There you go!
00:15:33,490 --> 00:15:35,970 Well, I can't argue with Doctor Medicine.
00:15:36,090 --> 00:15:37,730 To the hospital, honeypants!
00:15:43,050 --> 00:15:45,690 Grunkle Stan, how could you lie to those policemen?
00:15:45,770 --> 00:15:47,970 Don't you know lying is always wrong?
00:15:48,050 --> 00:15:49,610 Mabel, when you get to be my age,
00:15:49,690 --> 00:15:51,570 you'll learn that sometimes you have to bend the truth
00:15:51,730 --> 00:15:52,730 for the greater good.
00:15:52,810 --> 00:15:55,010 Hey, has anyone seen my plate of spaghetti?
00:15:56,090 --> 00:15:59,930 No. But I bet Soos has. You know how he likes to eat.
00:16:00,610 --> 00:16:03,128 This is a dark day. Thanks, Grunkle Stan!
00:16:03,564 --> 00:16:05,090 See? Greater good.
00:16:05,170 --> 00:16:06,170 Ahh!
00:16:09,370 --> 00:16:11,730 Waddles, what am I gonna do about Grunkle Stan?
00:16:12,210 --> 00:16:13,809 He needs to stop lying.
00:16:13,810 --> 00:16:15,730 I know! But how do we stop him?
00:16:15,930 --> 00:16:18,730 Maybe you should check Dipper's journal. Oink, oink.
00:16:19,050 --> 00:16:20,490 Say "Oink" one more time.
00:16:20,570 --> 00:16:21,530 Oink, oink.
00:16:21,610 --> 00:16:23,210 Waddles, you genius!
00:16:25,850 --> 00:16:28,730 "Buried 'neath a tree stump in the deep forest are Truth Teeth,
00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:31,930 "which force upon the wearer an inability to lie."
00:16:32,570 --> 00:16:33,610 Hmm...
00:16:51,770 --> 00:16:54,170 What's going on? What? Mabel?
00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:57,050 Quick question. What happened to Dipper's spaghetti plate?
00:16:57,530 --> 00:16:59,450 I ate it because I have little to no concern
00:16:59,530 --> 00:17:01,644 for other people's possessions or emotions.
00:17:03,170 --> 00:17:05,050 Huh. That was strangely candid.
00:17:05,130 --> 00:17:08,450 Almost as if I'm unable to lie. Well, goodnight!
00:17:12,170 --> 00:17:14,809 You what? That seems like a horrible idea!
00:17:14,810 --> 00:17:17,170 It's great! Now he has to tell the truth.
00:17:17,530 --> 00:17:18,490 Hmm.
00:17:18,850 --> 00:17:20,370 Scrambled meat, here it is.
00:17:20,810 --> 00:17:23,890 Stan, what do you do in secret every day during your lunch break?
00:17:24,090 --> 00:17:25,369 Usually I spend the hour
00:17:25,370 --> 00:17:28,249 aggressively scratching myself in places I shouldn't mention.
00:17:28,250 --> 00:17:30,130 Now I'm going to avoid making eye contact
00:17:30,170 --> 00:17:31,626 by pretending to read this newspaper.
00:17:31,706 --> 00:17:34,009 And go to the bathroom without washing my hands.
00:17:34,010 --> 00:17:35,410 Ew!
00:17:35,610 --> 00:17:36,648 Well, that was disturbing.
00:17:36,746 --> 00:17:40,044 Don't worry, Dipper. The truth is always a good thing.
00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:43,770 Excuse me. Do you think this T-shirt is my size?
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:46,170 Never mind the T-shirt! Hey, everybody!
00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:49,021 Look at this guy's abnormal and unattractive face!
00:17:49,022 --> 00:17:49,930 O God!
00:17:49,931 --> 00:17:51,370 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
00:17:52,450 --> 00:17:53,795 Doing my taxes.
00:17:54,968 --> 00:17:57,210 Uh, Grunkle Stan, why did you write this?
00:17:57,290 --> 00:17:59,930 Because I regularly commit massive tax fraud.
00:18:00,770 --> 00:18:02,810 Might wanna tuck that one away there.
00:18:05,170 --> 00:18:06,170 Oh, no!
00:18:08,690 --> 00:18:11,226 Sometimes I think, "Is this all there is?"
00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:14,168 "Is life just some kind of horrific joke without a punch line?
00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:15,810 "That we're all just biding our time
00:18:15,890 --> 00:18:18,130 "until the sweet, sweet, release of death?"
00:18:26,410 --> 00:18:29,466 Kids! I think I have a growth forming on my back!
00:18:29,690 --> 00:18:31,609 Just wanted to be honest with you guys!
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:32,690 I can't take it anymore, Mabel!
00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:34,489 You have to take those teeth out of his mouth.
00:18:34,490 --> 00:18:36,410 But then he'd be a liar again!
00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:38,871 Could it possibly be any worse that this?
00:18:40,010 --> 00:18:41,850 So after further investigation,
00:18:41,930 --> 00:18:45,530 turns out there is no Doctor Medicine in Gravity Falls.
00:18:45,610 --> 00:18:48,050 You better have a durn good explanation for this!
00:18:48,130 --> 00:18:50,530 Oh, and I do! You see, I lied to you.
00:18:50,810 --> 00:18:52,970 In addition, I've been parking in handicap spaces,
00:18:53,050 --> 00:18:54,330 shoplifting fireworks
00:18:54,450 --> 00:18:57,413 and smuggling endangered animals across multiple state lines.
00:18:57,530 --> 00:18:58,755 Also, you're fat.
00:19:00,450 --> 00:19:02,035 Is all this true?
00:19:02,330 --> 00:19:04,650 No! No, it's not true! Right, Mabel?
00:19:04,730 --> 00:19:09,049 Uh... Sirs, I have to be completely and totally honest with you.
00:19:09,050 --> 00:19:12,130 Our Great Uncle Stan is...
00:19:15,970 --> 00:19:19,777 Stan is secretly a crime fiction writer!
00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:21,813 -What? -Yeah!
00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:23,610 He was just telling you about a character
00:19:23,690 --> 00:19:26,515 from his upcoming page-turner, <i>Crime Grandpa!</i>
00:19:26,610 --> 00:19:28,737 He's never committed a crime in his life!
00:19:28,970 --> 00:19:31,450 Also, have you lost weight?
00:19:32,666 --> 00:19:35,929 Well! Finally someone noticed.
00:19:35,930 --> 00:19:38,570 Wow! An author! Can you teach me how to read?
00:19:38,650 --> 00:19:39,770 What? Author?
00:19:40,391 --> 00:19:43,490 Writers! Masters of fiction. Goodnight, Officers!
00:19:44,690 --> 00:19:46,010 Hey, you all right?
00:19:46,130 --> 00:19:47,610 I can't believe I lied.
00:19:47,690 --> 00:19:50,090 Mabel, it was for the greater good.
00:19:50,170 --> 00:19:51,890 Yeah. The greater good.
00:19:52,490 --> 00:19:53,450 Hello, police station?
00:19:53,850 --> 00:19:58,250 Yeah, I forgot to tell 'em about my tax fraud. No, tax fraud.
00:19:59,210 --> 00:20:00,017 Get 'em out!
00:20:00,018 --> 00:20:01,440 What's gotten into you kids?
00:20:02,130 --> 00:20:04,835 We have to find a place to get rid of these.
00:20:08,570 --> 00:20:11,770 And I never saw that box full of magical teeth again.
00:20:12,410 --> 00:20:13,370 Oh, wait! There it is.
00:20:16,210 --> 00:20:17,210 Oh, sweet! My shoes!
00:20:17,893 --> 00:20:20,890 I liked the part with the bear. The rest seemed pretty far-fetched.
00:20:21,010 --> 00:20:23,130 Mabel, we already know that story. We just lived through it.
00:20:23,210 --> 00:20:25,090 So if we're living through that story right now,
00:20:25,170 --> 00:20:26,290 then how does it end?
00:20:26,450 --> 00:20:27,970 Guys, do you see that?
00:20:30,770 --> 00:20:31,902 Oh, what is that?
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,342 -Oh, no! -Where are we going?
00:20:33,422 --> 00:20:34,533 That doesn't look good.
00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:43,770 Where are we?
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:45,930 Look! The Shack!
00:20:46,010 --> 00:20:49,850 Which means we came right back out the top!
00:20:50,810 --> 00:20:52,650 And I don't think any time has passed.
00:20:52,770 --> 00:20:54,730 It must be some kind of worm-hole.
00:20:54,810 --> 00:20:57,090 Yeah, dude, that sounds sciency enough to be true.
00:20:57,170 --> 00:21:00,050 But that's impossible! No one will believe us!
00:21:00,170 --> 00:21:03,289 Maybe this is one story we should keep to ourselves.
00:21:03,290 --> 00:21:04,610 Agreed.
00:21:08,610 --> 00:21:09,570 He'll be fine.
00:21:35,930 --> 00:21:36,890 This is stupid.

00:00:06,318 --> 00:00:08,639 В нашей стране много глубоких ям,
00:00:08,670 --> 00:00:10,817 но нет более бездонных, чем «Бездонная»
00:00:10,933 --> 00:00:12,702 или «Бездна», потому что она без дна.
00:00:15,137 --> 00:00:16,710 Можно вопрос? Почему «Бездонная»?
00:00:17,662 --> 00:00:20,030 Дети, может, вы ответите на вопрос Зуса?
00:00:20,190 --> 00:00:21,724 Дядя Стэн, объясни, зачем мы здесь?
00:00:21,777 --> 00:00:23,591 Чтобы избавиться от ненужных вещей!
00:00:23,688 --> 00:00:26,257 Прощай, книга жалоб «Хижины чудес».
00:00:26,542 --> 00:00:28,870 Прощайте, любовные записки Гидеона!
00:00:29,448 --> 00:00:30,750 Умрите! Умрите!
00:00:32,718 --> 00:00:33,678 Что ты делаешь?
00:00:33,750 --> 00:00:35,546 Бросаю вещи! Все же бросают!
00:00:38,950 --> 00:00:40,035 Что это такое, Мэйбл?
00:00:40,106 --> 00:00:43,270 Ха-ха, всего лишь моя личная коробка страшных секретов!
00:00:43,478 --> 00:00:45,759 Ничего, что может вас заинтересовать!
00:00:48,398 --> 00:00:49,957 Прощай навеки!
00:00:51,038 --> 00:00:52,838 Дядя Стэн, неужели никто не понимает,
00:00:52,910 --> 00:00:55,822 что яма, вырытая в земле, физически не может быть бездонной?
00:00:56,177 --> 00:00:57,102 Кто сказал?
00:00:57,440 --> 00:00:58,800 Как мы можем это проверить?
00:01:02,266 --> 00:01:05,190 Облака толкает какой-то невидимка!
00:01:05,342 --> 00:01:07,208 Быстрее! Возвращаемся в «Хижину»!
00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:10,124 Не могу, я ещё не закончил!
00:01:11,848 --> 00:01:13,230 Дядя Стэн, нет!
00:01:13,290 --> 00:01:16,290 Почти, почти, уже почти...
00:01:39,514 --> 00:01:41,314 ДИППЕР
00:01:43,938 --> 00:01:45,138 МЭЙБЛ
00:01:46,362 --> 00:01:47,562 СТЭН
00:01:58,060 --> 00:01:59,810 ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ
00:02:11,810 --> 00:02:13,369 Может ещё покричим немного?
00:02:13,370 --> 00:02:14,426 Куда мы попали?
00:02:16,410 --> 00:02:19,130 По-моему, мы попали в никакое место!
00:02:20,970 --> 00:02:22,410 В конечном итоге мы упадём!
00:02:22,490 --> 00:02:23,850 Возможно, прямо сейчас!
00:02:28,930 --> 00:02:31,020 Что ж, похоже, путь нам предстоит долгий!
00:02:31,090 --> 00:02:32,755 Кому показать фокус?
00:02:36,410 --> 00:02:37,370 Та-да!
00:02:38,330 --> 00:02:40,570 А давайте рассказывать разные истории.
00:02:40,650 --> 00:02:41,610 Я знаю одну!
00:02:41,690 --> 00:02:45,049 Она о том, как из-за дяди Стэна мы все упали в бездонную яму,
00:02:45,050 --> 00:02:47,395 в которой должны будем провести остаток жизни!
00:02:48,490 --> 00:02:49,770 Продолжай!
00:02:49,850 --> 00:02:51,890 Постарайся, Диппер, придумай что-нибудь получше.
00:02:52,050 --> 00:02:54,090 Ладно! Расскажу вам другую!
00:02:54,170 --> 00:02:56,330 Моя история называется:
00:02:56,354 --> 00:02:58,289 ГОЛОС ЗА КАДРОМ
00:02:59,090 --> 00:02:59,937 Готовы?
00:03:00,044 --> 00:03:01,770 Крути-верти свинью!
00:03:05,570 --> 00:03:08,090 Эй, дядя Стэн, ты целовался со свиньёй?
00:03:08,250 --> 00:03:09,804 Это нескромный вопрос, Мэйбл.
00:03:10,210 --> 00:03:12,889 Ребята, ребята! Кажется, меня укусила змея.
00:03:12,890 --> 00:03:14,770 Мне, как можно скорее, нужно в больницу!
00:03:17,050 --> 00:03:18,330 Что? Что смешного?
00:03:18,410 --> 00:03:20,570 Прости, просто, трудно не смеяться, когда слышишь
00:03:20,610 --> 00:03:22,888 твой писклявый недозрелый голосок.
00:03:23,048 --> 00:03:23,680 Мой что?!
00:03:23,742 --> 00:03:25,650 Совершенно нечего стыдиться, Диппер!
00:03:25,730 --> 00:03:28,250 Твой голос очень прикольный.
00:03:28,373 --> 00:03:30,570 Хотите сказать, голос ломается?! А вот и нет!
00:03:30,650 --> 00:03:31,610 Не обижайся,
00:03:31,690 --> 00:03:34,008 но он так ломается, что мы даже сделали техно-ремикс.
00:03:34,250 --> 00:03:36,410 Здравствуйте! Меня зовут Диппер Пайнс!
00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:38,586 П-П-Пайнс, Пайнс, Пайнс! Здравствуйте!
00:03:38,620 --> 00:03:39,484 П-П-Пайнс, Пайнс, Пайнс!
00:03:39,528 --> 00:03:41,010 Неужели, я, правда, так говорю?
00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:42,915 О, сейчас будет мой любимый момент!
00:03:43,031 --> 00:03:44,690 Хватит, ребята!
00:03:46,355 --> 00:03:47,288 Дай сюда!
00:03:49,690 --> 00:03:51,290 Крути-верти свинью!
00:03:54,364 --> 00:03:56,490 Ох! Я даже вздыхаю по-дурацки.
00:03:56,650 --> 00:03:57,822 Приветик!
00:03:58,050 --> 00:04:00,170 Невольно услышал о твоей проблемке!
00:04:00,250 --> 00:04:01,288 Старик МакГакет!
00:04:01,946 --> 00:04:03,386 Местный изобретатель!
00:04:03,450 --> 00:04:04,729 Зачем вы плюнули на руку?
00:04:04,730 --> 00:04:06,050 Даже сам не знаю!
00:04:06,130 --> 00:04:09,370 Эй, а я вас помню! Ваш робот чуть не убил меня!
00:04:09,450 --> 00:04:12,130 Идём! Следуй за мной в этот тёмный переулок!
00:04:13,370 --> 00:04:16,249 Недавно я изобрёл микстуру, которая меняет голос.
00:04:16,250 --> 00:04:19,635 Хотел изменить свой ужасный голос!
00:04:22,370 --> 00:04:25,973 Можешь бежать, но я буду являться тебе в кошмарах!
00:04:26,551 --> 00:04:29,013 Микстура исправит мой голос?! Спасибо!
00:04:32,050 --> 00:04:34,290 Уже к утру станешь другим человеком!
00:04:34,610 --> 00:04:36,782 Конечно, если выживешь.
00:04:43,484 --> 00:04:45,688 Доброе утро, дружище Диппер!
00:04:46,970 --> 00:04:49,849 Получилось! Получилось!
00:04:49,850 --> 00:04:52,370 Теперь у меня новый голос!
00:04:54,890 --> 00:04:58,302 Здравствуй, Мэйбл! Кто моя любимая сестра?
00:04:59,170 --> 00:05:00,230 Кто ты такой?
00:05:00,275 --> 00:05:01,810 И что ты сделал с моим братом?
00:05:01,890 --> 00:05:04,791 Диппер! Я спасу тебя от этого злого оборотня!
00:05:04,810 --> 00:05:08,970 Мэйбл, это я! Это мой новый голос! Звучит круто!
00:05:09,050 --> 00:05:10,970 Очень круто!
00:05:11,370 --> 00:05:15,769 Я знала, что у мальчишек меняется голос, но это жутко! Жутко и противно!
00:05:15,770 --> 00:05:19,050 Мэйбл, это лучшее, что когда-либо происходило со мной!
00:05:19,130 --> 00:05:21,413 И можно прикалываться по телефону!
00:05:23,450 --> 00:05:24,530 -<i>Алло?</i> -Здравствуйте!
00:05:24,610 --> 00:05:27,810 С вами говорит Президент Соединённых Штатов Америки!
00:05:27,890 --> 00:05:29,450 Я звоню, чтобы сказать...
00:05:31,413 --> 00:05:33,049 <i>Что?! Кто это?</i>
00:05:33,050 --> 00:05:34,328 Хо-хо-хо!
00:05:34,373 --> 00:05:35,730 Потрясающе!
00:05:36,050 --> 00:05:37,610 Мэйбл не согласна.
00:05:39,890 --> 00:05:42,250 Как ты поживаешь, Зус?
00:05:42,330 --> 00:05:44,773 Прочь! Уйди оборотень! Спасайтесь!
00:05:47,250 --> 00:05:48,410 Да что с тобой?!
00:05:48,490 --> 00:05:50,853 Вы все смеялись над моим старым голосом!
00:05:51,013 --> 00:05:52,810 Что вам не нравится в новом?
00:05:52,890 --> 00:05:54,968 Раньше ты разговаривал как человек!
00:05:55,130 --> 00:05:57,050 А теперь – как какой-то диктор из телека.
00:05:57,090 --> 00:06:00,850 Схожу к Стэну! Ему понравится! Увидите!
00:06:00,890 --> 00:06:03,170 И мы вернёмся к вам сразу после рекламы!
00:06:03,250 --> 00:06:05,330 В смысле, пока!
00:06:06,610 --> 00:06:08,650 Дядя Стэн! Дядя Стэн!
00:06:08,730 --> 00:06:10,210 Где же ты, дядя Стэн?
00:06:10,290 --> 00:06:12,410 А?! Я узнаю этот голос!
00:06:12,730 --> 00:06:14,930 Мужик, это ты звонил мне по телефону?
00:06:16,570 --> 00:06:19,170 Что вы, это не я! Я двенадцатилетний мальчик!
00:06:19,250 --> 00:06:22,130 Думаешь, я на это куплюсь, обладатель крутого голоса?
00:06:22,210 --> 00:06:23,570 Стойте! Нет!
00:06:25,848 --> 00:06:28,130 Там телефонный хулиган! Поймаем его!
00:06:28,210 --> 00:06:29,890 Да! Вперёд! Держи его!
00:06:37,090 --> 00:06:38,330 Спасение!
00:06:40,850 --> 00:06:43,650 МакГакет! Ваше изобретение чудовищно!
00:06:43,730 --> 00:06:46,010 Потому я и живу на свалке!
00:06:47,370 --> 00:06:49,490 Собственная сестра меня не узнала!
00:06:49,650 --> 00:06:55,080 Все от меня убежали! Даже когда я плачу, это звучит по-дурацки.
00:06:55,180 --> 00:06:56,570 Понятно! Вот, в чём дело!
00:06:56,650 --> 00:06:58,410 Я дал тебе не ту микстуру!
00:06:58,490 --> 00:07:00,410 Она для профессиональных дикторов!
00:07:01,250 --> 00:07:04,170 Где-то тут должен быть голосок получше!
00:07:04,250 --> 00:07:05,490 Отлично! Поскорее!
00:07:06,570 --> 00:07:08,089 Ты вовремя пришёл!
00:07:08,090 --> 00:07:11,290 Иначе на закате вернулся бы твой смехотворный старый голос.
00:07:11,770 --> 00:07:14,010 Да уж, смехотворный! Слушайте!
00:07:14,610 --> 00:07:16,690 Ди-Ди-Диппер Пайнс, это я!
00:07:16,730 --> 00:07:18,930 Этот ремикс посвящается моему брату.
00:07:19,010 --> 00:07:21,250 Диппер, твой голос – это нечто.
00:07:21,330 --> 00:07:25,030 Ничего круче не слышал. Ко-ко-конец ремикса! Бдых!
00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:29,911 Готов получить новый голос? На этот раз – уже навсегда!
00:07:38,890 --> 00:07:40,330 -Привет. -Наш Диппер!
00:07:40,410 --> 00:07:41,493 Ты вернулся!
00:07:42,650 --> 00:07:46,177 Да! Я понял, что, хоть мой настоящий голос и не совершенен,
00:07:46,364 --> 00:07:48,570 он всё же мой, и я не хочу его менять!
00:07:48,650 --> 00:07:50,610 Даже на то, что было в этой пробирке.
00:07:50,690 --> 00:07:52,930 А что ты сделал с тем, что было в этой пробирке?
00:07:53,010 --> 00:07:54,170 Налил Стэну в кофе.
00:07:54,690 --> 00:07:56,290 Кто-нибудь видел мои подтяжки?
00:07:56,370 --> 00:07:57,410 Где мои подтяжки?
00:07:59,290 --> 00:08:01,991 Что? Что смешного? Я ваш дядя Стэн!
00:08:02,450 --> 00:08:04,690 Ну и дети! Смеются над дядей.
00:08:05,650 --> 00:08:09,450 Смотрю вокруг внимательно, хочу найти что-то чёрное!
00:08:09,530 --> 00:08:10,490 Можно, можно?
00:08:10,570 --> 00:08:12,730 -Темнота! -Молодчина, Зус!
00:08:12,810 --> 00:08:14,130 Молодчина, Зус!
00:08:14,210 --> 00:08:16,570 Народ! Я знаю, как мы можем развлечься!
00:08:16,850 --> 00:08:18,169 Давайте крутиться!
00:08:18,170 --> 00:08:19,130 Нет.
00:08:19,170 --> 00:08:20,250 Крутись!
00:08:21,530 --> 00:08:24,410 -Крутись! -Ой! Ой! Ой!
00:08:24,490 --> 00:08:25,690 Диппер смешно ойкает!
00:08:25,850 --> 00:08:28,650 Но всё равно скучно! Зус, твоя история.
00:08:28,730 --> 00:08:29,690 Моя?! Ладно!
00:08:29,770 --> 00:08:30,810 История называется:
00:08:30,890 --> 00:08:33,342 «Клёвая история Зуса про пинбол»!
00:08:33,730 --> 00:08:34,770 Хорошее название?
00:08:34,850 --> 00:08:36,930 Или нужна какая-то игра слов?
00:08:37,060 --> 00:08:38,124 КЛЁВАЯ ИСТОРИЯ ЗУСА ПРО ПИНБОЛ
00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:38,904 ХОРОШЕЕ НАЗВАНИЕ?
00:08:38,905 --> 00:08:39,768 ИЛИ НУЖНА КАКАЯ-ТО ИГРА СЛОВ?
00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:43,310 Давай! Давай! Давай!
00:08:43,460 --> 00:08:44,170 Всё, чуваки!
00:08:44,250 --> 00:08:45,490 После четырёх лет тренировок
00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:48,930 у меня, наконец-то, есть шанс поставить новый рекорд!
00:08:49,010 --> 00:08:49,970 Если справлюсь,
00:08:50,050 --> 00:08:51,410 то войду в историю пинбола
00:08:51,490 --> 00:08:54,650 наравне с Сэлом, Гаффом и, конечно же, Пу.
00:08:54,890 --> 00:08:57,490 А ты не пробовал просто наклонить автомат?
00:08:57,530 --> 00:09:00,450 Ну, не знаю! Разве жульничать это не против правил?
00:09:00,570 --> 00:09:02,730 Кому они нужны?! Наклоняй!
00:09:04,250 --> 00:09:06,410 Мазила! Ты – отстой!
00:09:06,650 --> 00:09:08,530 Всё, надоело! Готовы?
00:09:10,570 --> 00:09:11,850 Толкай! Толкай! Толкай!
00:09:11,930 --> 00:09:13,849 Хватит толкать! Хватит толкать!
00:09:13,850 --> 00:09:14,524 Наклон!
00:09:15,410 --> 00:09:16,730 В яблочко!
00:09:18,810 --> 00:09:20,570 У нас новый рекорд!
00:09:20,850 --> 00:09:22,130 -Да! -У меня получилось!
00:09:22,330 --> 00:09:24,026 Лучший момент в моей жизни!
00:09:24,168 --> 00:09:25,890 Лучше прошлого лучшего момента!
00:09:31,770 --> 00:09:34,970 Погодите! Вы схитрили!
00:09:35,330 --> 00:09:36,890 Ну, да! И что ты сделаешь?!
00:09:37,050 --> 00:09:40,490 Ты всего лишь старый автомат для пинбола! Пин, пин.
00:09:40,730 --> 00:09:43,730 Ребята, из автомата бьёт куча зелёных молний.
00:09:43,810 --> 00:09:45,690 Да нет, не такая уж и куча.
00:09:53,662 --> 00:09:55,050 Ещё пять минут!
00:09:57,050 --> 00:09:59,010 Это не мой будильник.
00:09:59,090 --> 00:10:01,130 Зус! Мы внутри автомата!
00:10:02,090 --> 00:10:03,770 -С ума сойти! -Чудеса расчудесатые!
00:10:03,850 --> 00:10:06,130 Я тоже удивлённо восклицаю.
00:10:09,530 --> 00:10:10,650 Круто!
00:10:11,450 --> 00:10:12,690 Дзынь! Дзынь! Дзынь!
00:10:14,210 --> 00:10:17,210 Чуваки, если это сон, я не хочу просыпаться!
00:10:18,170 --> 00:10:19,770 Это можно устроить!
00:10:21,170 --> 00:10:23,890 Пожалуйте на Страшно Дикий Запад!
00:10:26,450 --> 00:10:27,970 Это голова ковбоя-скелета!
00:10:28,170 --> 00:10:29,250 Ты втянул меня в игру,
00:10:29,330 --> 00:10:31,090 чтобы поздравить с рекордом?
00:10:31,170 --> 00:10:32,250 Я превзошёл Пу!
00:10:32,410 --> 00:10:35,410 О, нет! Я предупреждал, чтобы вы не жульничали!
00:10:35,450 --> 00:10:37,010 Я пытался быть вежливым!
00:10:37,090 --> 00:10:38,610 Но все меня наклоняют!
00:10:39,810 --> 00:10:42,330 Так что теперь, я отыграюсь на вас.
00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:45,610 Ах, так?! Что ж, тогда получай! Ой!
00:10:46,010 --> 00:10:47,730 И ещё! Ой! Больно!
00:10:47,890 --> 00:10:50,050 Вот сейчас получится! О нет!
00:10:50,410 --> 00:10:51,128 Зус!
00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:54,370 Приготовьтесь, вас ждёт...
00:10:55,610 --> 00:10:56,570 -Каскад шаров! -Каскад шаров!
00:10:56,610 --> 00:10:57,610 Каскад шаров!
00:11:02,010 --> 00:11:02,970 Туда!
00:11:04,250 --> 00:11:05,210 Вы где?
00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:08,090 Урок о правилах честной игры не закончен!
00:11:08,130 --> 00:11:09,610 Как нам выбраться отсюда?
00:11:09,690 --> 00:11:10,930 -Думайте! -Пытаюсь!
00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:13,850 Меня отвлекает шикарная пинбольная девчонка!
00:11:17,690 --> 00:11:18,650 Не волнуйтесь, ребята!
00:11:18,690 --> 00:11:20,355 Я хорошо знаю этот автомат!
00:11:20,450 --> 00:11:22,210 Внутри него есть выключатель!
00:11:22,370 --> 00:11:24,130 Я найду его и вырублю игру!
00:11:24,210 --> 00:11:26,690 Но вы должны отвлечь ковбоя-скелета!
00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:28,250 Кто умеет скакать вверх-вниз
00:11:28,290 --> 00:11:29,920 и издавать противные звуки?
00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:33,528 Кажется, мой час настал.
00:11:34,330 --> 00:11:36,889 Ладно, приступим, Зус! Зус?
00:11:36,890 --> 00:11:39,770 Может мы встретимся попозже или…
00:11:40,222 --> 00:11:40,770 Точно!
00:11:40,850 --> 00:11:43,048 А ну-ка, покажитесь, негодяи!
00:11:43,217 --> 00:11:44,090 Хэй-хэй-хэй!
00:11:44,890 --> 00:11:47,450 Видишь меня? Посмотри, что я делаю!
00:11:51,450 --> 00:11:52,610 Тут что-то не так.
00:11:52,690 --> 00:11:54,817 -Ту-ту, ту-ту, ту-ту! -Отвлекаем, отвлекаем!
00:11:54,897 --> 00:11:56,730 -Что вы задумали? -Ла-ла-ла!
00:12:06,510 --> 00:12:07,822 Уф! Ах!
00:12:08,017 --> 00:12:09,653 ЭНЕРГИЯ
00:12:11,617 --> 00:12:12,410 Бесполезно!
00:12:12,411 --> 00:12:14,551 Что?! Куда вы делись?
00:12:16,133 --> 00:12:17,770 Как жаль, что у меня нет шеи!
00:12:22,210 --> 00:12:26,133 Зус! Что там у тебя? Выключай скорее!
00:12:26,290 --> 00:12:29,010 Понимаешь, я хотел нажать, но задумался!
00:12:29,090 --> 00:12:30,490 Тут сказано, что при выключении
00:12:30,570 --> 00:12:32,090 сотрутся все рекорды!
00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:34,490 А этот рекорд – моё величайшее достижение.
00:12:34,650 --> 00:12:37,130 Что?! Если не нажмёшь, нас всех прикончат!
00:12:37,370 --> 00:12:39,650 Да, ты прав! Но, что есть жизнь
00:12:39,730 --> 00:12:42,050 по сравнению с бессмертием лучшего рекорда?
00:12:42,130 --> 00:12:43,610 Зус! Ты что, совсем из...
00:12:43,690 --> 00:12:44,890 Вот вы где!
00:12:46,090 --> 00:12:48,275 Готовы встретиться с творцом?
00:12:48,610 --> 00:12:51,730 Мой творец – «Боллвэй Геймс» из Редмунда, штат Вашингтон!
00:12:57,530 --> 00:12:58,490 Мэйбл!
00:13:01,730 --> 00:13:02,730 Зус!
00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:04,250 Зус! Пожалуйста!
00:13:04,290 --> 00:13:05,850 Выключай!
00:13:08,410 --> 00:13:09,850 Прощай, мой рекорд!
00:13:25,250 --> 00:13:26,250 О, вы в порядке?
00:13:26,330 --> 00:13:28,490 Да, Зус! Молодец! Ты спас нас!
00:13:29,170 --> 00:13:31,250 Жаль, что тебе пришлось пожертвовать рекордом.
00:13:31,330 --> 00:13:33,690 Это ничего! У меня есть новое достижение:
00:13:34,010 --> 00:13:34,970 я спас друзей.
00:13:34,971 --> 00:13:36,090 А!
00:13:37,090 --> 00:13:38,570 Думаете, та девчонка позвонит?
00:13:41,050 --> 00:13:42,770 Поверить не могу: ну, и чушь!
00:13:42,850 --> 00:13:45,330 Чудо-микстура?! У Зуса есть достижения?!
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:48,650 Кого вы хотите надурить?! Я расскажу вам историю.
00:13:48,730 --> 00:13:52,010 Называется: «Как дядя Стэн выиграл кубок по футболу»!
00:13:57,610 --> 00:13:58,650 Мистер Пайнс!
00:13:58,970 --> 00:14:00,889 Я думал, старики вроде вас бесполезны,
00:14:00,890 --> 00:14:03,770 но вы преподали всем нам хороший урок.
00:14:05,050 --> 00:14:07,804 А вот и ваш драгоценный кубок, мистер Пайнс!
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:09,170 Спасибо, красотка,
00:14:09,250 --> 00:14:12,746 но я бы не справился без напарника... футбота.
00:14:12,970 --> 00:14:15,360 Спасибо, что создал меня, папа.
00:14:18,170 --> 00:14:19,530 Я люблю тебя, Стэн.
00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:20,551 Фу!
00:14:20,622 --> 00:14:22,410 -Ну, дядя, что за глупость! -Скучно! Дядя, очень скучно!
00:14:22,490 --> 00:14:24,330 Враки-завираки!
00:14:24,410 --> 00:14:26,330 Что?! Отличная история! Я даже приплёл говорящего робота!
00:14:26,410 --> 00:14:29,530 Да-да! Вот у меня действительно классная история!
00:14:29,690 --> 00:14:30,890 Она называется:
00:14:30,914 --> 00:14:32,914 ЗУБЫ ПРАВДЫ
00:14:35,450 --> 00:14:37,570 Этот аттракцион меня озолотит!
00:14:37,650 --> 00:14:40,730 Полегче с мишкой, здоровяк! Он нужен мне презентабельным!
00:14:41,890 --> 00:14:43,370 Нет! Нет!
00:14:43,955 --> 00:14:45,730 Обнимаются!
00:14:45,810 --> 00:14:46,970 Только давай уточним.
00:14:47,010 --> 00:14:49,930 Ты хочешь научить дикого медведя ездить на велосипеде?
00:14:50,050 --> 00:14:52,730 Нет, ты что?! Медведь-велосипедист – не ново!
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:56,417 О, нет! Я научу этого мишку водить машину!
00:14:59,450 --> 00:15:01,733 На желтый свет нужно газовать!
00:15:03,226 --> 00:15:04,097 Ой...
00:15:06,370 --> 00:15:08,410 Какие-то проблемы, джентльмены?
00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:13,210 Надеюсь, у вас есть хорошее объяснение этому.
00:15:13,290 --> 00:15:14,330 Конечно, есть!
00:15:14,410 --> 00:15:17,690 Знаете, я старый человек, мне недолго осталось.
00:15:17,730 --> 00:15:20,090 И врач выписал мне медведя-поводыря,
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:22,410 чтобы он возил меня в больницу.
00:15:22,650 --> 00:15:25,370 Неужели?! А где предписание врача?
00:15:26,010 --> 00:15:28,730 Как где?! Разумеется, у меня в кармане!
00:15:29,050 --> 00:15:30,170 Пожалуйста!
00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:33,164 Стэн болен, ему нужен медведь. Доктор Врач.
00:15:33,490 --> 00:15:35,970 Что ж, с врачами я спорить не стану!
00:15:36,090 --> 00:15:37,730 Давай в больницу, плюшевый!
00:15:43,050 --> 00:15:45,690 Дядя Стэн, зачем ты наврал тем двум полицейским?
00:15:45,770 --> 00:15:47,970 Разве ты не знаешь, что врать плохо.
00:15:48,050 --> 00:15:49,610 Доживёшь до моих лет,
00:15:49,690 --> 00:15:51,570 поймёшь, что порой приходится искажать истину.
00:15:51,730 --> 00:15:52,730 Во имя добра!
00:15:52,810 --> 00:15:55,010 Никто не видел мою тарелку со спагетти?
00:15:56,090 --> 00:15:59,930 Нет! Наверно, Зус взял! Он ведь так любит поесть.
00:16:00,610 --> 00:16:03,128 Сегодня несчастливый день! Спасибо, Стэн!
00:16:03,564 --> 00:16:05,090 Видишь? Всем хорошо.
00:16:09,370 --> 00:16:11,730 Пухля, скажи, что мне делать с дядей Стэном?
00:16:12,210 --> 00:16:13,809 Он должен прекратить врать!
00:16:13,810 --> 00:16:15,730 Я знаю! Но как мне заставить его?
00:16:15,930 --> 00:16:18,730 Поищи в дневнике Диппера. Хрю, хрю!
00:16:19,050 --> 00:16:20,490 А можешь хрюкнуть ещё раз?
00:16:20,570 --> 00:16:21,530 Хрю, хрю!
00:16:21,610 --> 00:16:23,210 Пухля, ты свинья-гений!
00:16:25,850 --> 00:16:28,730 «Под старым пнём в лесу зарыты Зубы Правды!
00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:31,930 Надевший их, не сможет больше лгать»!
00:16:32,570 --> 00:16:33,610 Хмм.
00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:54,170 А! Что такое?! Что? Мэйбл?
00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:57,050 У меня вопрос! Куда делись спагетти Диппера?
00:16:57,530 --> 00:16:59,450 Я их съел, ведь мне совершенно плевать на собственность
00:16:59,530 --> 00:17:01,644 и чувства других людей!
00:17:03,170 --> 00:17:05,050 Ха, довольно откровенно!
00:17:05,130 --> 00:17:08,450 Я как будто разучился лгать! Доброй ночи!
00:17:12,170 --> 00:17:14,809 Ты что?! Мэйбл, это ужасная идея!
00:17:14,810 --> 00:17:17,170 Классная! Он будет говорить только правду.
00:17:17,530 --> 00:17:18,490 Хм.
00:17:18,850 --> 00:17:20,370 Болтунья с мясом, ешьте!
00:17:20,810 --> 00:17:23,890 Стэн, зачем ты уходишь каждый день во время обеда?
00:17:24,090 --> 00:17:25,369 Чтобы спокойно почесаться
00:17:25,370 --> 00:17:28,249 в тех местах, которые приличные люди не называют!
00:17:28,250 --> 00:17:30,130 А теперь, чтобы мне не было так стыдно
00:17:30,170 --> 00:17:31,626 я спрячусь за газетой!
00:17:31,706 --> 00:17:34,009 И схожу в туалет, а руки мыть не стану.
00:17:34,010 --> 00:17:35,410 Фу!
00:17:35,610 --> 00:17:36,648 Правда не всегда приятна.
00:17:36,746 --> 00:17:40,044 Не переживай, Диппер! Любая правда, всё равно, лучше лжи.
00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:43,770 Простите! Как вы думаете, это мой размер?
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:46,170 Не это ваша проблема! Все внимание!
00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:49,021 Посмотрите на этого лысого страшного мужика!
00:17:49,022 --> 00:17:49,930 Ах, боже.
00:17:49,931 --> 00:17:51,370 Простите его. Извините.
00:17:52,450 --> 00:17:53,795 Отчёт о налогах.
00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:55,057 Я уклонялся от налогов.
00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:57,210 Дядя Стэн, зачем ты это написал?
00:17:57,290 --> 00:17:59,930 Затем, что я злостно уклоняюсь от налогов.
00:18:00,770 --> 00:18:02,810 Положу-ка я её, пожалуй, вот сюда!
00:18:03,970 --> 00:18:06,995 <i>Ду-ду-ду! О, нет! О, ужас!</i>
00:18:08,690 --> 00:18:11,226 Порой я думаю: в чём смысл жизни?
00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:14,168 Может быть, жизнь – это всего лишь несмешная шутка?
00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:15,810 И мы отбываем своё время,
00:18:15,890 --> 00:18:18,130 дожидаясь сладостных объятий смерти?
00:18:26,410 --> 00:18:29,466 Дети! У меня на спине выскочил прыщ!
00:18:29,690 --> 00:18:31,609 Просто, чтобы вы знали правду!
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:32,690 Я так больше не могу, Мэйбл!
00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:34,489 Вытащи эти зубы у него изо рта.
00:18:34,490 --> 00:18:36,410 Но тогда он снова начнёт врать!
00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:38,871 Хуже, чем сейчас, быть уже не может.
00:18:40,010 --> 00:18:41,850 В ходе расследования установлено,
00:18:41,930 --> 00:18:45,530 что у нас в Гравити Фолз нет доктора по фамилии Врач.
00:18:45,610 --> 00:18:48,050 Надеюсь, у вас есть хорошее объяснение.
00:18:48,130 --> 00:18:50,530 Есть, конечно! Я вас обманул!
00:18:50,810 --> 00:18:52,970 А ещё я парковался на местах для инвалидов,
00:18:53,050 --> 00:18:54,330 крал фейерверки
00:18:54,450 --> 00:18:57,413 и вывозил контрабандой экзотических животных!
00:18:57,530 --> 00:18:58,755 А ещё ты жирный!
00:19:00,450 --> 00:19:02,035 Так всё это правда?
00:19:02,330 --> 00:19:04,650 Нет, нет, конечно, нет! Правда, Мэйбл?
00:19:04,730 --> 00:19:09,049 Джентльмены, я буду с вами полностью честна и откровенна!
00:19:09,050 --> 00:19:12,130 Дело в том, что наш дядюшка, он... он...
00:19:15,970 --> 00:19:19,777 Дядя Стэн, он... тайно пишет детективные романы!
00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:21,813 -Что? -Да!
00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:23,610 Он рассказал вам о герое
00:19:23,690 --> 00:19:26,515 своего нового романа, который называется «Крёстный дядя»!
00:19:26,610 --> 00:19:28,737 А сам он в жизни не нарушал законов!
00:19:28,970 --> 00:19:31,450 И, по-моему, вы немного похудели!
00:19:32,666 --> 00:19:35,929 Да! Наконец-то, хоть кто-то заметил!
00:19:35,930 --> 00:19:38,570 Ух ты! Писатель! Вы научите меня читать?
00:19:38,650 --> 00:19:39,770 Что?! Писатель?!
00:19:40,391 --> 00:19:43,490 Эти писатели! Они такие выдумщики! Спокойной ночи!
00:19:44,690 --> 00:19:46,010 Мэйбл, ты в порядке?
00:19:46,130 --> 00:19:47,610 Мне не верится, что я солгала!
00:19:47,690 --> 00:19:50,090 Мэйбл, ты солгала во имя добра!
00:19:50,170 --> 00:19:51,890 Да, и всем хорошо!
00:19:52,490 --> 00:19:53,450 Это полиция?
00:19:53,850 --> 00:19:58,250 Хочу рассказать об уклонении от налогов! Нет, от налогов.
00:19:59,210 --> 00:19:59,893 Вытащить?!
00:19:59,894 --> 00:20:01,404 Дети, что на вас нашло?
00:20:02,130 --> 00:20:04,835 Мы должны избавиться от этого кошмара!
00:20:08,570 --> 00:20:11,770 И больше я никогда не видела эту коробку с зубами правды!
00:20:12,410 --> 00:20:13,370 Ой, нет, увидела!
00:20:16,210 --> 00:20:17,210 Здорово! Мои башмаки!
00:20:17,893 --> 00:20:20,890 Про медведя интересно! А остальное надуманно.
00:20:21,010 --> 00:20:23,130 Мэйбл, эту историю мы знаем. Только что прожили.
00:20:23,210 --> 00:20:25,090 Если мы проживаем эту историю,
00:20:25,170 --> 00:20:26,290 какой у неё конец?
00:20:26,450 --> 00:20:27,970 Народ, вы это видите?
00:20:30,770 --> 00:20:31,902 Что это такое?
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,342 -О, нет! -Куда мы летим?
00:20:33,422 --> 00:20:34,533 Ничего хорошего.
00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:43,770 Где мы оказались?
00:20:43,893 --> 00:20:45,930 Ах! Смотрите! «Хижина»!
00:20:46,010 --> 00:20:49,850 Это значит, что мы вылетели через верх бездонной ямы!
00:20:50,810 --> 00:20:52,650 И время, кажется, остановилось!
00:20:52,770 --> 00:20:54,730 Очень похоже на «червоточину».
00:20:54,810 --> 00:20:57,090 Да, чувак, непонятно, но звучит правдиво!
00:20:57,170 --> 00:21:00,050 Но это невозможно! Никто нам не поверит!
00:21:00,170 --> 00:21:03,289 Это одна из тех историй, которые лучше не рассказывать!
00:21:03,290 --> 00:21:04,610 Это точно.
00:21:08,610 --> 00:21:09,570 Он вернётся.
00:21:35,930 --> 00:21:36,890 Как-то это глупо!

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