Загрузка
00:00
/
20:42
Мэйбл – начальница
Boss Mabel
Сезон: 01Серия: 13
Описание
Дедушка Стэн относится к своим работникам и посетителям слишком коварно, и это задевает Мэйбл. Она заключает со Стэном пари: дядюшка на 72 часа (3 дня) отправляется в отпуск, а Мэйбл всё это время должна управлять Хижиной; побеждает тот, кто заработает больше денег.
Субтитры
- 00:00:02,870 --> 00:00:06,630 <i>Ladies and gentlemen!</i> <i>We now return to</i> Cash Wheel.
- 00:00:06,650 --> 00:00:09,600 <i>Sponsored by Chipackerz,</i> <i>the chip-flavored crackers!</i>
- 00:00:09,680 --> 00:00:11,760 But they taste just like chips!
- 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:17,600 <i>Congratulations! You're taking a...</i>
- 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:19,460 Cash Shower!
- 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:24,310 I like that guy's style.
- 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:26,400 Mr. Pines! We got tourists at nine o'clock!
- 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:27,830 A whole bus-load of them.
- 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:34,600 Hot tamales, it's a jackpot! Soos, make some new attractions!
- 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:38,160 You got it, boss! Where's the...
- 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:41,160 Wendy! Mark up those prices! The higher the better!
- 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:44,590 Higher! Bleed 'em dry!
- 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:45,920 Yeesh, Grunkle Stan!
- 00:00:46,070 --> 00:00:48,670 It's like when you look at tourists, all you see are wallets with legs.
- 00:00:48,790 --> 00:00:50,080 That's not true.
- 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:54,350 Thanks for taking me to the Mystery Shack, Daddy!
- 00:00:55,170 --> 00:00:57,410 Now don't spend yourself all in one place!
- 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:59,400 I'm feeling car-sick!
- 00:01:03,350 --> 00:01:04,800 Clean-up on the front lawn!
- 00:01:53,670 --> 00:01:57,320 Ladies and gentle tourists, looking around my Mystery Shack,
- 00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:59,640 you will see many wondrous roadside attractions.
- 00:01:59,990 --> 00:02:04,680 Be amazed at the only known photo of a horse riding another horse!
- 00:02:05,980 --> 00:02:07,000 That's... That's pretty good.
- 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:08,360 -Oh! -Wow!
- 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:11,760 Be astounded by the horrible pre-teen wolf-boy!
- 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:16,180 Oh! Oh, look at him! All that hair! His body's changing! Ah!
- 00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:18,520 Grunkle Stan, this is demeaning.
- 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:22,070 What? I don't know "de meaning" of that word!
- 00:02:24,500 --> 00:02:26,120 If you throw money at him, he dances.
- 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:29,080 Ow! Hey!
- 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:33,680 Thank you!
- 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:36,600 Behold! Mystery Shack bumper stickers!
- 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:40,310 You can stick 'em on your bumper or over your husband's mouth!
- 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:43,360 Am I right, ladies? She knows what I'm talkin' about.
- 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:46,900 You are bad! How much?
- 00:02:46,980 --> 00:02:48,240 Hey! It's on the house.
- 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:51,120 That's the Mabel difference! Thanks for visiting!
- 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:52,190 What!
- 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:55,360 What the heck do you think you're doing?
- 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:57,140 Business! Ching, ching, ching!
- 00:02:57,240 --> 00:03:00,120 Listen, kid, you don't make money by giving stuff away!
- 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:02,070 -You're off of register duty! -But... But...
- 00:03:02,130 --> 00:03:05,920 No buts except yours out the door! Now shut your yap and get to work.
- 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:09,280 Grunkle Stan, whatever happened to "Please" and "Thank you?" Hmm?
- 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:12,080 Oh, wait, here they are!
- 00:03:14,510 --> 00:03:17,240 Ugh! "Please" never made me any money, kid.
- 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:20,840 In fact, just saying the word is giving me a burning sensation.
- 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:24,360 Grunkle Stan, why do I have to wear this wolf costume?
- 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:25,670 I think I'm getting hookworm.
- 00:03:26,390 --> 00:03:28,890 Yeah, gluing dog hair to your body will do that.
- 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:31,280 You have all these dumb, fake exhibits in the Shack.
- 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:35,360 Meanwhile, I've seen actual amazing things in the forest every day!
- 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:37,120 What if you hunted down a real attraction,
- 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:38,870 instead of lying to people for a living?
- 00:03:38,870 --> 00:03:41,000 And you should be nicer to your employees, too!
- 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:42,080 Yeah!
- 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:45,040 Look, you guys got a problem with how I run the Shack,
- 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:46,730 take it up with the complaints department.
- 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:47,840 Zing!
- 00:03:49,190 --> 00:03:51,620 I am going to write them such a letter.
- 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:00,800 And don't stop till you've covered that sign with glitter!
- 00:04:00,860 --> 00:04:03,970 Glittery signs attract tourists! Also large birds!
- 00:04:04,090 --> 00:04:05,640 Ahhh!
- 00:04:06,550 --> 00:04:07,270 That's funny.
- 00:04:07,670 --> 00:04:08,630 Okay, is it just me,
- 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:11,960 or is having Grunkle Stan as a boss seriously the worst?
- 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:14,330 I know, right? Why do we even put up with it?
- 00:04:14,390 --> 00:04:16,520 I tried to give him a suggestion to improve the Shack once.
- 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:19,190 I had this idea where I could be, like, the Mystery Shack mascot.
- 00:04:19,190 --> 00:04:20,440 Questiony the Question Mark.
- 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:23,520 I'd ask people questions, you know, do the question dance.
- 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:24,680 That sounds amazing!
- 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:26,080 -Oh, cool! -Yeah, totally!
- 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:28,790 Yeah, well, Stan said I couldn't handle it.
- 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:30,360 He said what!
- 00:04:31,670 --> 00:04:35,440 And remember, folks, we put the "Fun" in "No refunds!"
- 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:37,080 Ha-ha! Suckers.
- 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:38,320 You!
- 00:04:39,020 --> 00:04:41,840 Grunkle Stan, you've gone too far this time!
- 00:04:41,980 --> 00:04:43,830 Did you seriously tell Soos
- 00:04:43,900 --> 00:04:47,610 not to follow his hopes and dreams because he "Couldn't handle it"?
- 00:04:47,730 --> 00:04:49,600 Look, kid, let me break it down for ya.
- 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:51,830 Being a boss is about commanding respect.
- 00:04:51,830 --> 00:04:54,960 If you give people everything they ask for, they'll walk all over you.
- 00:04:55,430 --> 00:04:56,300 No way!
- 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:58,550 I bet you'd make way more money being nice
- 00:04:58,550 --> 00:05:01,430 than being a big, grumpy grump to everyone all the time!
- 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:03,920 Ha! You think you know more about business than I do?
- 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,320 You think you could wear this hat?
- 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:08,960 Yeah! 'Cause I'd give people respect! And glittery stickers!
- 00:05:09,820 --> 00:05:13,200 Ha! I'd make more money on vacation than you would running this place.
- 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:15,150 Then why don't you go on vacation?
- 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:19,000 Interesting. All right, I'm a wagering man.
- 00:05:19,450 --> 00:05:21,590 Three days, 72 hours.
- 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:25,200 You run the Shack, and I'll go on vacation.
- 00:05:25,250 --> 00:05:26,560 If you make more money than me,
- 00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:29,100 I guess it means you're right about the way I run my business.
- 00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:34,600 But, if you lose, um, you gotta wear this "Loser" shirt all summer.
- 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:39,080 Fine! But if I win, I get to be the boss for the rest of the summer.
- 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:41,360 Plus, you have to sing an apologizing song,
- 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:43,670 with lyrics by me, Mabel.
- 00:05:43,670 --> 00:05:46,080 Oh-ho! You got yourself a deal, missy!
- 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:48,630 -No, you got yourself a deal! -Deal!
- 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:49,430 -Deal! -Deal!
- 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:50,180 Deal!
- 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:52,990 Deal.
- 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:58,960 See you in 72 hours! Ha-ha! We'll see who makes more money.
- 00:06:04,310 --> 00:06:07,670 Mabel, did you just make a bet with a professional con-man?
- 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:08,720 Oh, come on.
- 00:06:08,840 --> 00:06:11,560 Being a better boss than Stan will be a cinch!
- 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:13,430 Profit, here we come!
- 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:16,040 -You broke the jar. -We'll get a new one.
- 00:06:16,150 --> 00:06:17,640 I guess I shouldn't be too worried.
- 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:20,290 I mean, how much money could Stan even make on vacation?
- 00:06:22,070 --> 00:06:23,030 Can I help you, sir?
- 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:24,950 I'm here to take all the cash from your wheel.
- 00:06:28,840 --> 00:06:30,530 You wanted to see us, Mr. Pines?
- 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:36,360 Stan is no longer with us.
- 00:06:36,470 --> 00:06:39,680 He's dead? No! It should have been me!
- 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:43,600 Whoa! Soos, Stan's not dead. He's on vacation for three days.
- 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:44,640 We made a bet.
- 00:06:45,940 --> 00:06:47,080 Thank you for that clarification.
- 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:48,940 Mabel's in charge now!
- 00:06:48,950 --> 00:06:50,500 Are those shoulder pads?
- 00:06:50,630 --> 00:06:52,160 Uh-huh.
- 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:54,710 It's just one of the many up-to-date managerial tricks
- 00:06:54,710 --> 00:06:57,590 I learned from this book I found propping up the kitchen table.
- 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:00,960 Why does your mug say "Number two"?
- 00:07:01,230 --> 00:07:04,680 Because the real number one is you.
- 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:07,190 -I get it! -Morale!
- 00:07:07,190 --> 00:07:08,160 Walk with me.
- 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:11,440 With me as boss, you're gonna notice a few changes around here.
- 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:15,320 My job is to help you be your best S.E.L.V.E.S.
- 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:22,520 Great listening ears so far.
- 00:07:25,430 --> 00:07:26,680 Waddles, hold my calls.
- 00:07:30,300 --> 00:07:32,100 All right, people, now rap with me.
- 00:07:32,180 --> 00:07:35,740 Wendy, how can I make your workspace more Wendy-friendly?
- 00:07:35,890 --> 00:07:38,770 Hmm, well, Stan never lets me hang out with friends at work.
- 00:07:39,060 --> 00:07:41,620 Stan ain't here, sister. Door's open!
- 00:07:41,860 --> 00:07:45,480 -Sweet! -And, Soos! I believe this is yours.
- 00:07:45,490 --> 00:07:47,340 Questiony the Question Mark!
- 00:07:47,420 --> 00:07:50,280 I wish this was an exclamation point to show how excited I am.
- 00:07:50,290 --> 00:07:51,620 As for you, Dipper...
- 00:07:52,700 --> 00:07:55,100 Die, wolf costume! Die!
- 00:07:55,180 --> 00:07:56,460 I want you to head into those woods
- 00:07:56,540 --> 00:07:59,180 and don't come back until you've found an amazing attraction.
- 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:03,020 Finally! Time to show Stan how a real mystery hunter does it!
- 00:08:06,900 --> 00:08:08,530 Dipper out! Ahhh!
- 00:08:09,490 --> 00:08:13,260 Okay, guys, it's time to prove that nice bosses finish first.
- 00:08:13,330 --> 00:08:14,700 In the next 48 hours,
- 00:08:14,780 --> 00:08:18,420 we're gonna fill up this jar with $600 billion!
- 00:08:18,500 --> 00:08:19,660 Yeah!
- 00:08:19,740 --> 00:08:21,860 Wait, do you know how money works?
- 00:08:21,940 --> 00:08:22,930 Of course.
- 00:08:22,930 --> 00:08:25,810 Waddles, run down to the shop and grab me a latte.
- 00:08:27,100 --> 00:08:28,500 He's a hungry little guy!
- 00:08:31,340 --> 00:08:36,110 Ugh, this line is taking forever! Time to use my old-man powers.
- 00:08:36,660 --> 00:08:38,820 Ahhh! I'm having a heart attack!
- 00:08:39,250 --> 00:08:43,080 And the only cure is to be a contestant on <i>Cash Wheel.</i>
- 00:08:43,090 --> 00:08:45,300 Oh! Someone give me a part! I'm old!
- 00:08:45,970 --> 00:08:47,300 Should we escort him off the lot?
- 00:08:47,380 --> 00:08:49,420 That man is a self-centered attention hog
- 00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:51,620 with no regard for human decency.
- 00:08:52,020 --> 00:08:53,140 Get him on TV!
- 00:08:53,980 --> 00:08:56,300 <i>Whoa! Yeah!</i> <i>Come on, girls</i>
- 00:08:56,380 --> 00:08:58,440 <i>Shoulder pads!</i>
- 00:08:58,450 --> 00:08:59,900 <i>Make that money</i>
- 00:09:00,370 --> 00:09:02,900 <i>Mabel's the boss now</i>
- 00:09:02,980 --> 00:09:05,740 <i>Working girls</i> <i>Show the boys</i>
- 00:09:05,820 --> 00:09:07,020 <i>Make the money</i>
- 00:09:07,090 --> 00:09:09,970 Timecards! Timecards! Timecards!
- 00:09:10,820 --> 00:09:12,060 Boss, boss, boss!
- 00:09:14,900 --> 00:09:16,690 It's beautiful!
- 00:09:20,530 --> 00:09:23,580 Thank you! Oh-ho, see you soon! Tell 'em Mabel sent you!
- 00:09:25,780 --> 00:09:29,340 Mabel, I captured something! This is gonna blow those tourists away!
- 00:09:33,420 --> 00:09:35,580 Marvelous work, valued employee!
- 00:09:36,780 --> 00:09:40,690 Who's that? Is it Questiony the Question Mark?
- 00:09:40,740 --> 00:09:43,220 Uh, I'm starting to have second thoughts about this, Mabel.
- 00:09:43,300 --> 00:09:44,540 I keep forgetting my lines,
- 00:09:44,740 --> 00:09:48,340 and this costume is more revealing than I expected.
- 00:09:48,370 --> 00:09:49,780 Soos, don't give up.
- 00:09:49,860 --> 00:09:51,580 Anything is possible when you,
- 00:09:52,900 --> 00:09:54,540 "Imaginize it."
- 00:09:54,900 --> 00:09:56,320 But I don't know what that means.
- 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:03,140 Believe in yourself!
- 00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:04,500 But I...
- 00:10:06,020 --> 00:10:07,570 So... So cold.
- 00:10:08,530 --> 00:10:11,060 How's my favorite Wendy?
- 00:10:12,740 --> 00:10:13,740 Yeah, okay, all right.
- 00:10:13,740 --> 00:10:15,060 Look out! Look out!
- 00:10:15,220 --> 00:10:16,740 Yeah! Keep it going!
- 00:10:17,900 --> 00:10:19,090 Oh, what's this?
- 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:23,100 Billy! Your face! It's ruined!
- 00:10:23,340 --> 00:10:25,420 I'm so sorry! Please, have a refund.
- 00:10:30,610 --> 00:10:32,900 Wendy, you've got a lot of cleaning up to do.
- 00:10:33,380 --> 00:10:34,450 Please?
- 00:10:34,540 --> 00:10:38,020 Whoa, all this rule stuff's starting to make you sound like Stan.
- 00:10:38,340 --> 00:10:40,540 What? No! I'm nothing like Stan!
- 00:10:40,980 --> 00:10:44,050 In fact, take the rest of the day off?
- 00:10:45,260 --> 00:10:46,220 With full pay?
- 00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:47,420 Of course!
- 00:10:51,460 --> 00:10:54,100 Mabel Pines, you are the best boss ever.
- 00:10:55,180 --> 00:10:56,740 I'm Questiony the Question Mark!
- 00:10:56,820 --> 00:10:57,860 Ahhh!
- 00:10:59,410 --> 00:11:00,980 Oh, dude! It stings so bad!
- 00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:04,460 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to...
- 00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:06,130 <i>Cash Wheel!</i>
- 00:11:07,660 --> 00:11:09,340 Now let's meet those contestants!
- 00:11:09,780 --> 00:11:12,220 I'm Doug, from Fairfield, California!
- 00:11:12,660 --> 00:11:14,140 I'm Donna, from...
- 00:11:14,220 --> 00:11:15,450 I'm Stan! Stan Pines!
- 00:11:16,660 --> 00:11:19,040 Did we already do me? Hello, I'm Stan.
- 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:22,580 Okay, well. It's gonna be a long night, folks.
- 00:11:24,900 --> 00:11:26,250 It's time to...
- 00:11:28,580 --> 00:11:31,500 It's time to solve that puzzle. Carla!
- 00:11:31,620 --> 00:11:33,220 -Yes, Rich? -Are there any S's?
- 00:11:33,540 --> 00:11:34,930 Actually, it's not your turn yet...
- 00:11:36,140 --> 00:11:37,140 I'm ready to solve.
- 00:11:37,220 --> 00:11:38,540 No, the game hasn't started.
- 00:11:38,620 --> 00:11:41,140 Is it "Shut your yaps"?
- 00:11:47,180 --> 00:11:48,370 Well played!
- 00:11:50,620 --> 00:11:52,500 Cash shower, cash shower, cash shower!
- 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:55,540 Cash shower!
- 00:11:56,020 --> 00:11:57,140 Yes!
- 00:11:57,970 --> 00:12:00,240 Mr. Pines, no! You don't need to take your clothes off!
- 00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:02,760 No! Go to commercial! Go to commercial!
- 00:12:05,650 --> 00:12:07,180 Ladies and gentlemen!
- 00:12:07,540 --> 00:12:10,420 My name's Honest Dipper, and unlike my cheating uncle,
- 00:12:10,450 --> 00:12:12,370 I have something to show you that isn't a hoax!
- 00:12:12,420 --> 00:12:15,250 It nearly killed me getting him into that cage. Behold!
- 00:12:15,460 --> 00:12:18,140 Part gremlin, part goblin. The gremloblin!
- 00:12:27,340 --> 00:12:28,700 Well, that's fun!
- 00:12:28,820 --> 00:12:31,340 It's fake, honey. You can see the strings!
- 00:12:31,420 --> 00:12:33,480 What? Those aren't strings! That's body hair!
- 00:12:33,490 --> 00:12:36,500 Ah, look at this, dear, the six-pack-a-lope.
- 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:38,290 Wordplay!
- 00:12:38,660 --> 00:12:40,340 No, everything else here is fake.
- 00:12:40,740 --> 00:12:42,660 This is a real paranormal beast.
- 00:12:42,780 --> 00:12:44,460 Hey, fun fact about this little guy,
- 00:12:44,540 --> 00:12:46,740 if you look into his eyes, you can see your worst nightmare.
- 00:12:52,580 --> 00:12:55,380 Amazing, right? I work for tips.
- 00:12:59,540 --> 00:13:01,150 Thanks again for visiting!
- 00:13:03,620 --> 00:13:06,300 Thanks for shopping with us! I'll get that!
- 00:13:08,660 --> 00:13:09,970 Here ya go!
- 00:13:12,850 --> 00:13:15,780 Sorry! Have a refund! That's the Mabel Difference!
- 00:13:18,420 --> 00:13:21,480 Well, I just made two people go insane. How about you?
- 00:13:21,490 --> 00:13:23,020 I'm so tired.
- 00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:25,380 I gave Wendy the day off, so I had to do her job.
- 00:13:25,460 --> 00:13:28,200 Well, maybe you need to start being a little bit tougher around here?
- 00:13:28,210 --> 00:13:30,340 No way! That's what Stan would do!
- 00:13:30,420 --> 00:13:32,440 I just need to think positive, be friendly,
- 00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:34,260 and everything will work out fine!
- 00:13:39,730 --> 00:13:40,690 What?
- 00:13:40,740 --> 00:13:42,600 How did he get out of his locked cage?
- 00:13:42,610 --> 00:13:43,740 Well...
- 00:13:45,340 --> 00:13:46,380 Huh?
- 00:13:49,180 --> 00:13:50,290 You gave him a break?
- 00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:52,940 He's an employee! Sort of.
- 00:13:53,020 --> 00:13:54,540 We gotta round him up! Where's Soos?
- 00:13:54,660 --> 00:13:57,660 He was stressed out, so I told him to take a soothing nature walk!
- 00:13:57,970 --> 00:14:00,020 Hello? Civilization?
- 00:14:03,940 --> 00:14:05,100 Doggie?
- 00:14:09,220 --> 00:14:12,370 <i>Ladies and gentlemen, Stan Pines is</i> <i>poised to become our grand champion.</i>
- 00:14:12,380 --> 00:14:14,280 <i>Anything to say to your fans out there?</i>
- 00:14:14,290 --> 00:14:16,140 <i>See you tomorrow night, Mabel!</i>
- 00:14:38,290 --> 00:14:39,250 What do we do?
- 00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:42,130 He's awarding himself stickers that he didn't even earn!
- 00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:46,260 Uh... Got it! "When fighting a gremloblin, use water...
- 00:14:47,890 --> 00:14:51,730 "...only as a last resort, as water will make him much, much scarier."
- 00:14:51,980 --> 00:14:53,420 Who writes sentences like that!
- 00:15:01,260 --> 00:15:03,220 Don't worry. He's gotta leave eventually.
- 00:15:04,210 --> 00:15:07,170 <i>I'm the singin' salmon</i> <i>Spending all day jammin'</i>
- 00:15:08,220 --> 00:15:11,350 <i>I'm the singin' salmon</i> <i>Spending all day jammin'</i>
- 00:15:12,740 --> 00:15:14,470 <i>I'm the singin' salmon</i> <i>Spending all day jammin'</i>
- 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:16,580 Ugh! Why doesn't he just leave?
- 00:15:20,530 --> 00:15:22,580 -Our profits! -Mabel! Wait!
- 00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:23,780 Stop! Stop!
- 00:15:24,370 --> 00:15:25,780 Oh!
- 00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:29,300 Don't look into his evil eye. You'll see your worst nightmare!
- 00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:32,900 I wish we had an evil eye to show him. Oh, no!
- 00:15:34,820 --> 00:15:36,340 Wait! Hey, Monster!
- 00:15:36,850 --> 00:15:38,180 Take a look at this!
- 00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:53,540 Well, at least he didn't do that much damage.
- 00:15:56,740 --> 00:15:57,700 Oh, boy.
- 00:15:57,820 --> 00:15:58,980 Dipper! It's the third day!
- 00:15:59,140 --> 00:16:01,180 We've only got seven hours to earn back our profits,
- 00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:03,900 or I've got to wear that loser shirt all summer.
- 00:16:03,980 --> 00:16:06,600 Hey, guys! Am I nuts, or does this place look different?
- 00:16:06,610 --> 00:16:09,460 Wendy! Soos! Am I glad to see you!
- 00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:13,320 We've got a lot of work to do, but if we hurry, we can still beat Stan.
- 00:16:13,330 --> 00:16:17,660 Uh... Yeah, I've got a little headache, so maybe I should, like, not work today.
- 00:16:17,740 --> 00:16:19,540 And I actually just met this pack of wolves,
- 00:16:19,620 --> 00:16:21,960 and I think they're gonna, like, raise me as one of their own.
- 00:16:21,970 --> 00:16:23,540 So I should really be at the den right now.
- 00:16:23,620 --> 00:16:25,860 -But... -But, hey, we'll see you on Monday!
- 00:16:26,380 --> 00:16:28,690 Uh, BT-dubs, is anyone gonna eat these?
- 00:16:32,060 --> 00:16:33,490 Enough!
- 00:16:34,780 --> 00:16:35,900 I have had it!
- 00:16:36,020 --> 00:16:38,060 I fought a monster to save this business,
- 00:16:38,140 --> 00:16:39,620 and this how you repay me?
- 00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:42,380 I'm gonna get an ulcer from your lollygagging!
- 00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:43,500 Lollygagging?
- 00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:45,780 Ulcer? You're acting different.
- 00:16:45,860 --> 00:16:46,930 You shut your yaps!
- 00:16:47,770 --> 00:16:49,180 I've been doing everyone's jobs,
- 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,300 while you bums have been bleeding me dry!
- 00:16:51,380 --> 00:16:52,340 -But... -No buts,
- 00:16:52,420 --> 00:16:56,460 except yours on the floor, cleaning. Now quit loafing and get to work!
- 00:16:56,530 --> 00:16:57,310 Yes, Mabel.
- 00:16:57,490 --> 00:16:58,940 That's "Yes, boss"!
- 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:03,580 Dipper, what have I become?
- 00:17:03,980 --> 00:17:06,600 What you had to, Mabel. What you had to.
- 00:17:07,090 --> 00:17:09,540 We've got seven hours to turn this around!
- 00:17:09,620 --> 00:17:11,160 Let's go, people!
- 00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:14,660 You landed on Cash Flood!
- 00:17:17,180 --> 00:17:18,980 I'm giving none of this to charity!
- 00:17:19,340 --> 00:17:21,500 And now you can go home a thousand-aire,
- 00:17:21,580 --> 00:17:25,100 or you could risk everything to double your money with a bonus word!
- 00:17:26,940 --> 00:17:28,420 Rich, I'm a simple man.
- 00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:29,940 So I'm going to take my winnings,
- 00:17:30,060 --> 00:17:33,740 pack my bags, and bet them all on the bonus word!
- 00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:34,890 Come on!
- 00:17:38,420 --> 00:17:39,730 Time is money, hard-head!
- 00:17:39,820 --> 00:17:42,900 You got complaints, file 'em with the complaint department!
- 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:44,890 My back.
- 00:17:45,860 --> 00:17:47,980 Dipper! We got tourists at nine o'clock!
- 00:17:48,060 --> 00:17:50,540 But what do I show them? Real magic just freaks people out!
- 00:17:50,740 --> 00:17:52,640 Figure something out, knucklehead!
- 00:17:54,020 --> 00:17:57,280 Ladies and gentle-tourists! This Shack is filled with wonders
- 00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:59,220 never before seen by human eyes.
- 00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:02,580 Behold! The horrible giant Question Baby!
- 00:18:03,420 --> 00:18:06,620 Am I man? Am I baby? These are legitimate questions.
- 00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:09,780 Have your picture taken with it for a buck...
- 00:18:09,860 --> 00:18:12,100 Uh... Ten bucks! A hundred bucks!
- 00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:17,480 We put the "Fun" in "No refunds"!
- 00:18:19,260 --> 00:18:21,610 -How'd we do? -We filled the whole jar!
- 00:18:24,540 --> 00:18:26,260 Minus the money to replace all the furniture,
- 00:18:26,420 --> 00:18:28,770 supplies to fix the Shack, that leaves us...
- 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:31,570 $1.
- 00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:35,410 Tick-tock! Time's up, kids.
- 00:18:35,580 --> 00:18:36,540 Oh, no!
- 00:18:36,620 --> 00:18:38,820 Nice to see you learned how to dress while I was gone.
- 00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:41,170 How much did you beat us by?
- 00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:43,090 I won $300,000.
- 00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:45,970 And then...
- 00:18:46,980 --> 00:18:49,500 For a chance to double your cash or lose it all,
- 00:18:49,580 --> 00:18:52,690 what is a six-letter word you use to ask for something politely?
- 00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:55,740 For example, "May I blank have that?"
- 00:18:55,820 --> 00:18:59,730 Do I look like an idiot, folks? The word is "Gimmee", two Es.
- 00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:01,620 Ooh!
- 00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:03,180 You know, because you've gone this far,
- 00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:04,700 we're gonna give you one more chance.
- 00:19:04,820 --> 00:19:07,080 Let's try again. It's a "P" word.
- 00:19:07,090 --> 00:19:09,940 Some might even say it's the "Magic word."
- 00:19:09,980 --> 00:19:11,780 Pabracadabra. Final answer.
- 00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:14,770 I'm sorry, Stan, but the word is...
- 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,240 "Please."
- 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:18,600 Apparently that word can make you money.
- 00:19:18,610 --> 00:19:22,860 So wait, if you lost everything, then that means, Mabel, you won!
- 00:19:23,140 --> 00:19:24,540 -Whoo! -You did it.
- 00:19:25,460 --> 00:19:26,620 Wait, what did we win again?
- 00:19:26,690 --> 00:19:30,640 Well, according to our bet, I guess Mabel's the new boss?
- 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:31,500 -No. -No.
- 00:19:31,580 --> 00:19:32,580 -Please don't. -Don't do that.
- 00:19:32,660 --> 00:19:33,620 Huh, what?
- 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:37,180 Grunkle Stan, I had no idea how hard it was being boss!
- 00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:38,760 This place was coo-coo bananas
- 00:19:38,770 --> 00:19:41,580 until I started barking orders at people like you.
- 00:19:41,650 --> 00:19:43,460 Yeah, well, I gotta admit,
- 00:19:44,020 --> 00:19:46,090 it's kinda nice to be back, ya know?
- 00:19:46,450 --> 00:19:48,460 Okay, okay, that's enough! Get offa me.
- 00:19:48,740 --> 00:19:50,310 And, Soos, Wendy,
- 00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:52,130 get to work!
- 00:19:52,210 --> 00:19:53,300 Ahem.
- 00:19:53,380 --> 00:19:53,940 Please.
- 00:19:54,940 --> 00:19:55,860 Still hurts.
- 00:19:55,860 --> 00:19:57,780 Mabel, didn't your agreement say something about
- 00:19:57,860 --> 00:20:00,740 Stan having to do some kind of apology dance if he lost?
- 00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:02,080 No. No, it didn't!
- 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:05,000 Actually, yeah, I think I have it in my notes here.
- 00:20:05,060 --> 00:20:06,150 No! That never happened!
- 00:20:06,190 --> 00:20:07,560 Ha-ha! I'll get the camera!
- 00:20:07,570 --> 00:20:08,960 All right. Let me just...
- 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:11,960 Grunkle Stan!
- 00:20:13,220 --> 00:20:14,280 <i>Look, I'm not gonna...</i>
- 00:20:14,290 --> 00:20:15,060 <i>Do it!</i>
- 00:20:16,380 --> 00:20:21,220 <i>I'm Stan, and I was wrong</i> <i>I'm singing the Stan wrong song</i>
- 00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:26,020 <i>I shouldn't have taken that chance</i> <i>Now here's my remorseful dance</i>
- 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,260 <i>Do the kicks!</i>
- 00:20:28,740 --> 00:20:30,260 <i>Jazzier!</i>
- 00:20:31,260 --> 00:20:33,300 <i>Hey! Give me that!</i>
- 00:20:34,940 --> 00:20:35,820 My back.
- 00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:36,960 What do you think?
- 00:20:37,730 --> 00:20:38,860 <i>Take 30!</i>
- 00:00:02,870 --> 00:00:06,631 <i>Дамы и господа! Мы продолжаем игру «Колесо денег».</i>
- 00:00:06,657 --> 00:00:09,600 <i>Наш спонсор – «Чипрэкеры» – крэкеры со вкусом чипсов.</i>
- 00:00:09,680 --> 00:00:11,760 А на вкус прямо как чипсы!
- 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:17,601 <i>Поздравляю вас! Вы получаете...</i>
- 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:19,466 Денежный душ!
- 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:24,311 Мне нравится этот паренёк.
- 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:26,400 Мистер Пайнс! К нам приехали туристы!
- 00:00:26,481 --> 00:00:27,839 Прям полный автобус!
- 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:34,600 Обалдеть просто, вот повезло! Зус, делай новые экспонаты!
- 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:38,346 Уже делаю, босс! Так! А где...
- 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:41,164 Венди! Повышай все цены! Чем выше, тем лучше!
- 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:44,595 Выше! До упора!
- 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:45,921 Боже, дядя Стэн!
- 00:00:46,070 --> 00:00:48,675 По-моему, ты видишь не туристов, а ходячие кошельки!
- 00:00:48,791 --> 00:00:50,080 Ничего подобного.
- 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:54,355 Спасибо, что привёз меня в «Хижину чудес», папа!
- 00:00:54,462 --> 00:00:57,410 Ха-ха! Только не трать все деньги в одном месте!
- 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:59,401 А меня укачало!
- 00:01:03,359 --> 00:01:04,800 Быстро подмети лужайку!
- 00:01:24,424 --> 00:01:26,424 ДИППЕР
- 00:01:28,748 --> 00:01:29,948 МЭЙБЛ
- 00:01:31,272 --> 00:01:32,472 СТЭН
- 00:01:42,782 --> 00:01:44,631 ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ
- 00:01:51,511 --> 00:01:53,315 Спасибо за пенни. Стэн.
- 00:01:53,671 --> 00:01:57,320 Леди и джентльмены! В моей чудесной «Хижине чудес»
- 00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:59,641 вы увидите много интересностей!
- 00:01:59,999 --> 00:02:04,681 Например: единственная фотография коня, скачущего на другом коне!
- 00:02:05,982 --> 00:02:07,000 Да! Классная фотка.
- 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:11,760 А сейчас, вы увидите малолетнего мальчика-волка!
- 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:16,186 О, смотрите! Сколько волос! Его тело меняется!
- 00:02:16,773 --> 00:02:18,520 Дядя Стэн, это унизительно.
- 00:02:18,728 --> 00:02:22,070 Что?! Я не знаю, что значит это слово!
- 00:02:24,506 --> 00:02:26,120 Киньте ему денег – он станцует.
- 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:29,080 Ай! Хватит!
- 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:33,680 Спасибо!
- 00:02:34,041 --> 00:02:36,600 Все сюда! Купите наклейки «Хижины чудес»!
- 00:02:36,681 --> 00:02:40,319 Их можно наклеить на бампер или... вашему мужу на рот!
- 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:43,360 Я права, девочки?! Вот, она меня понимает!
- 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:46,906 Хулиганка! Сколько стоит?
- 00:02:46,986 --> 00:02:48,240 За счёт заведения!
- 00:02:48,321 --> 00:02:51,120 Мэйбл сегодня щедрая! Спасибо, что приехали.
- 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:52,195 Что?!
- 00:02:52,196 --> 00:02:53,599 ТРАТЬТЕ
- 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:55,360 Чем это ты там занимаешься?!
- 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:57,146 Бизнесом! Дзынь-дзынь-дзынь!
- 00:02:57,244 --> 00:03:00,120 Слушай, девочка! Отдавая даром, денег не заработаешь!
- 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:02,071 -А ну, быстро брысь от кассы! -Но, но...
- 00:03:02,133 --> 00:03:05,920 И не «нокай» мне – не запрягала! Лучше закрой свой рот и иди, работай!
- 00:03:06,001 --> 00:03:09,280 Дядя Стэн, а где твои «пожалуйста» и «спасибо»? Хм?!
- 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:14,106 О, да! Вот они где! Шлёп, шлёп! Ха-ха!
- 00:03:14,515 --> 00:03:17,240 Фу! «Пожалуйста» в карман не положишь!
- 00:03:17,448 --> 00:03:20,840 У меня только от одно этого слова начинается изжога!
- 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:24,361 Дядя Стэн, зачем я должен носить костюм волка?
- 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:25,671 По-моему, у меня блохи!
- 00:03:26,390 --> 00:03:28,897 Да! Они водятся в этой старой шерсти!
- 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:31,280 В твоей «Хижине» только поддельные экспонаты!
- 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:35,361 А я каждый день в лесу вижу настоящие удивительные чудеса!
- 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:37,120 Может пора найти реальные экспонаты,
- 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:38,878 а не врать людям постоянно?
- 00:03:38,879 --> 00:03:41,001 И к сотрудникам относиться получше!
- 00:03:41,121 --> 00:03:42,081 Да!
- 00:03:42,488 --> 00:03:45,040 Что? Вам не нравится, как я веду здесь дела?!
- 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:46,737 Напишите в жалобную книгу!
- 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:47,840 Дзынь!
- 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:48,391 Мусор.
- 00:03:49,191 --> 00:03:51,626 Я напишу в общество охраны труда!
- 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:00,800 Не халтурьте! Лакируйте всю вывеску!
- 00:04:00,862 --> 00:04:03,973 Блеск привлекает туристов! Как и большие птицы.
- 00:04:06,551 --> 00:04:07,271 Забавно!
- 00:04:07,679 --> 00:04:08,639 Так, мне кажется
- 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:11,961 или дядя Стэн действительно самый ужасный босс в мире?
- 00:04:12,124 --> 00:04:14,337 Конечно, ты прав! Чего мы всё терпим?!
- 00:04:14,399 --> 00:04:16,521 Однажды я предложил улучшить «Хижину»!
- 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:19,198 Сказал, что могу быть талисманом «Хижины»!
- 00:04:19,199 --> 00:04:20,440 Вопросительным знаком!
- 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:23,520 Я б задавал вопросы, танцевал вопросительный танец.
- 00:04:23,601 --> 00:04:24,681 Просто замечательная идея, Зус, классная!
- 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:26,080 -Супер! -Точно, я согласен!
- 00:04:26,241 --> 00:04:28,799 Да, спасибо! Стэн сказал, я не справлюсь.
- 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:30,361 Он сказал что?!
- 00:04:31,679 --> 00:04:35,441 И запомните. За купленный товар деньги не возвращаем!
- 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:37,081 Дурачьё.
- 00:04:37,161 --> 00:04:38,321 Стоять!
- 00:04:39,022 --> 00:04:41,848 Дядя Стэн, ты зашёл слишком далеко!
- 00:04:41,980 --> 00:04:43,831 Как ты мог сказать Зусу,
- 00:04:43,900 --> 00:04:45,635 чтобы он забыл свою мечту,
- 00:04:45,671 --> 00:04:47,610 только потому что он якобы «не справится»?!
- 00:04:47,733 --> 00:04:49,608 Слушай, сейчас я всё объясню!
- 00:04:49,681 --> 00:04:51,835 Быть боссом значит внушать уважение!
- 00:04:51,836 --> 00:04:54,968 Если даёшь людям всё, что они просят – они наглеют!
- 00:04:55,431 --> 00:04:56,302 Не правда!
- 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:58,550 Уверена, ты заработал бы больше денег добром,
- 00:04:58,559 --> 00:05:01,439 вместо того, чтобы постоянно на всех ворчать!
- 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:03,921 Ха! Думаешь, знаешь про бизнес больше, чем я?!
- 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,320 Думаешь, лучше соображаешь?!
- 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:09,635 Да! Потому, что я уважаю людей! И блестящие стикеры! Вот!
- 00:05:09,822 --> 00:05:13,200 Ха! Я заработаю больше денег в отпуске, чем ты на работе!
- 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:15,155 Вот и отправляйся в свой отпуск!
- 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:19,004 Это интересно. Ну, ладно, я азартный человек!
- 00:05:19,457 --> 00:05:21,590 Три дня! 72 часа!
- 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:25,200 Управляй «Хижиной», а я поеду в отпуск!
- 00:05:25,253 --> 00:05:26,560 Заработаешь больше, чем я...
- 00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:29,102 соглашусь, что надо вести дела иначе!
- 00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:34,604 Но! Если проиграешь, всё лето будешь носить почётную майку «лузера».
- 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:39,081 Ладно! Но если выиграю... до конца лета я вместо тебя буду боссом!
- 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:41,361 А ещё ты споёшь извинительную песню
- 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:43,678 со словами, написанными Мэйбл!
- 00:05:43,679 --> 00:05:46,080 Хо-хо! Считай, договорились, детка!
- 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:48,096 Это ты считай, что договорились, детка!
- 00:05:48,097 --> 00:05:48,684 Идёт!
- 00:05:48,684 --> 00:05:49,430 -Идёт! -Идёт!
- 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:50,186 Идёт!
- 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:52,995 Идёт.
- 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:58,961 Увидимся через три дня! Ха-ха! Посмотрим, кто лучший босс.
- 00:06:04,311 --> 00:06:05,183 Мэйбл, ты что,
- 00:06:05,195 --> 00:06:07,670 поспорила с профессиональным мошенником?!
- 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:08,720 Ой, да перестань!
- 00:06:08,841 --> 00:06:11,560 Я легко стану лучшим боссом, чем дядя Стэн!
- 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:13,439 Прибыль, встречай меня!
- 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:16,044 -Ты разбила банку. -Купим новую.
- 00:06:16,151 --> 00:06:17,640 Наверно я зря волнуюсь!
- 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:20,293 Сколько Стэн сможет заработать, находясь в отпуске?
- 00:06:22,079 --> 00:06:23,039 Чем могу вам помочь?
- 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:24,959 Я пришёл, чтобы выиграть все деньги.
- 00:06:28,840 --> 00:06:30,533 Вызывали нас, мистер Пайнс?
- 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:36,364 Стэна больше нет с нами.
- 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:39,681 Он умер?! Нет! Лучше бы умер я!
- 00:06:39,801 --> 00:06:43,600 Нет, Зус, дядя Стэн не умер! Он уехал в трёхдневный отпуск!
- 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:44,640 Мы поспорили.
- 00:06:45,946 --> 00:06:47,080 Спасибо, что объяснила.
- 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:48,949 Мэйбл теперь ваш босс!
- 00:06:48,950 --> 00:06:50,506 У тебя подплечники?!
- 00:06:50,631 --> 00:06:52,160 Ага!
- 00:06:52,408 --> 00:06:54,710 Это один из управленческих приёмов,
- 00:06:54,719 --> 00:06:57,598 который я подсмотрела в книге, найденной в мусорке на кухне!
- 00:06:57,599 --> 00:06:59,120 УСПЕШНЫЙ МЕНЕДЖЕР 1983
- 00:06:59,121 --> 00:07:00,960 А почему у тебя номер два на кружке?
- 00:07:01,235 --> 00:07:04,679 Потому, что номер один у нас... это вы.
- 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:05,626 Да!
- 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:07,182 -О, я поняла! -О, круто!
- 00:07:07,199 --> 00:07:08,160 Идите за мной!
- 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:11,440 Я, как ваш новый босс, внесла несколько изменений!
- 00:07:11,761 --> 00:07:15,321 Я хочу, чтобы у вас всё было... «С.У.П.Е.Р.»
- 00:07:15,404 --> 00:07:19,786 Счастье. Улёт. Постоянно. Ежедневно. Радостно!
- 00:07:20,284 --> 00:07:22,924 Спасибо, что внимательно слушаете!
- 00:07:25,439 --> 00:07:26,680 Пухля, меня не тревожить!
- 00:07:30,300 --> 00:07:32,100 Народ, давайте пообщаемся!
- 00:07:32,180 --> 00:07:35,740 Венди, как можно сделать твою работу более комфортной?
- 00:07:35,890 --> 00:07:38,770 Хм, ну. Стэн запрещал приходить моим друзьям.
- 00:07:39,060 --> 00:07:41,620 Стэна здесь нет, сестра! Дверь открыта!
- 00:07:41,860 --> 00:07:45,489 -Супер! -Так, Зус, а это, кажется... твоё!
- 00:07:45,490 --> 00:07:47,340 Вопросительный знак вопроса?!
- 00:07:47,420 --> 00:07:50,289 Жаль, что не восклицательный, чтобы я показал, как я рад.
- 00:07:50,290 --> 00:07:51,620 Перейдём к тебе, Диппер!
- 00:07:52,700 --> 00:07:55,100 Умри, костюм волка, умри!
- 00:07:55,180 --> 00:07:56,604 Немедленно отправляйся в лес
- 00:07:56,666 --> 00:07:59,180 и без удивительных экспонатов не возвращайся!
- 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:03,020 Наконец-то! Покажу, как работают настоящие охотники за чудесами!
- 00:08:06,900 --> 00:08:07,973 Диппер пошёл!
- 00:08:09,490 --> 00:08:13,260 Что ж, ребята, пора доказать, что добрый босс – лучше всех!
- 00:08:13,330 --> 00:08:14,700 За следующие двое суток
- 00:08:14,780 --> 00:08:18,420 мы с вами заполним эту банку шестьюстами миллиардами долларов!
- 00:08:18,500 --> 00:08:19,660 Да!
- 00:08:19,740 --> 00:08:21,860 Стоп! Ты хоть что-нибудь знаешь о деньгах?
- 00:08:21,940 --> 00:08:22,930 Конечно!
- 00:08:22,931 --> 00:08:25,280 Пухля, сгоняй в магазин, принеси мне латте!
- 00:08:27,100 --> 00:08:28,500 Сегодня он проголодался!
- 00:08:28,693 --> 00:08:29,848 КАСТИНГ НА ШОУ «КОЛЕСО ДЕНЕГ»
- 00:08:31,340 --> 00:08:36,115 Ох! Очередь почти не движется! Пора применить стариковскую силу!
- 00:08:36,660 --> 00:08:38,820 У меня случился инфаркт!
- 00:08:39,250 --> 00:08:43,089 И меня спасёт только участие в игре «Колесо денег»!
- 00:08:43,090 --> 00:08:45,300 О, пустите меня сыграть! Я старик!
- 00:08:45,970 --> 00:08:47,300 Вывести его с площадки?
- 00:08:47,380 --> 00:08:49,420 Этот противный старик – эгоистичный любитель внимания,
- 00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:51,620 плюющий на всех!
- 00:08:52,020 --> 00:08:53,140 Он нам подходит!
- 00:08:56,791 --> 00:08:58,373 Молочный коктейль!
- 00:09:01,955 --> 00:09:03,022 ПРИБЫЛЬ
- 00:09:07,090 --> 00:09:09,970 Не опаздывать! Не опаздывать! Не опаздывать!
- 00:09:10,820 --> 00:09:12,060 Босс, босс, босс!
- 00:09:13,777 --> 00:09:14,951 ЛИДЕРСТВО
- 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:16,968 Какая красота!
- 00:09:17,395 --> 00:09:18,746 НОВОЕ РУКОВОДСТВО
- 00:09:20,533 --> 00:09:23,822 Спасибо! Ха-ха! До скорых встреч! Мэйбл снова всех ждёт!
- 00:09:25,780 --> 00:09:29,340 Мэйбл, я кое-что поймал! Туристы просто обалдеют от него!
- 00:09:33,420 --> 00:09:35,580 Отличная работа, мой ценный сотрудник!
- 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:40,690 Ах! А кто это?! Неужели это сам Знак Вопросика?!
- 00:09:40,740 --> 00:09:43,220 Мне кажется, я передумал, Мэйбл!
- 00:09:43,300 --> 00:09:44,540 Я забываю слова,
- 00:09:44,740 --> 00:09:48,340 а мой костюм, он скорее... показывает, чем скрывает.
- 00:09:48,370 --> 00:09:49,780 Зус, не сдавайся!
- 00:09:49,860 --> 00:09:51,580 Всё можно преодолеть, если...
- 00:09:52,900 --> 00:09:54,540 «завоображировать»!
- 00:09:54,900 --> 00:09:56,319 Но, что это значит?
- 00:09:56,320 --> 00:10:00,340 Чшш! Чшш!
- 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:03,140 Главное – верь в себя!
- 00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:04,500 Да, но я...
- 00:10:06,020 --> 00:10:07,955 Я очень замёрз!
- 00:10:08,530 --> 00:10:10,586 Как тут моя любимая Венди?
- 00:10:12,740 --> 00:10:13,730 Давай! Да, да. Вот так.
- 00:10:13,731 --> 00:10:15,219 Давай. Мне, мне. Осторожно!
- 00:10:15,220 --> 00:10:16,740 Да! Давайте, парни!
- 00:10:17,900 --> 00:10:19,090 А это что?
- 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:23,100 Билли! Твоё лицо! Уничтожено!
- 00:10:23,340 --> 00:10:25,420 Простите! Вот, возврат денег!
- 00:10:30,610 --> 00:10:32,900 Венди, ты должна навести порядок, приступай!
- 00:10:33,380 --> 00:10:34,450 Пожалуйста.
- 00:10:34,540 --> 00:10:38,020 Ого, ничего себе! Ты начинаешь говорить, прям как Стэн!
- 00:10:38,340 --> 00:10:40,540 Что?! Нет! Я не такая, как Стэн!
- 00:10:40,980 --> 00:10:44,050 А знаешь, пожалуй, тебе лучше отдохнуть до конца дня!
- 00:10:45,260 --> 00:10:46,220 С полной зарплатой?
- 00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:47,420 Конечно!
- 00:10:51,460 --> 00:10:54,100 Мэйбл Пайнс, ты самый хороший босс в мире.
- 00:10:55,180 --> 00:10:56,740 Я талисман – Знак Вопросика!
- 00:10:59,410 --> 00:11:00,986 Не надо, мне же больно!
- 00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:04,460 Леди и джентльмены, добро пожаловать на...
- 00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:06,640 -...«Колесо денег»! -Колесо денег!
- 00:11:07,660 --> 00:11:09,340 Познакомимся с игроками!
- 00:11:09,780 --> 00:11:12,220 Я Даг из города Ферфилд, штат Калифорния!
- 00:11:12,660 --> 00:11:14,150 Я Донна! Я из...
- 00:11:14,220 --> 00:11:15,457 Я Стэн! Стэн Пайнс!
- 00:11:16,660 --> 00:11:19,040 Я уже представлялся, алё! Я Стэн!
- 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:22,580 Понятно. Игра будет непростой, друзья мои!
- 00:11:24,900 --> 00:11:26,257 Итак, пришло время...
- 00:11:28,580 --> 00:11:31,500 Да, пришло время решить задачку! Карла!
- 00:11:31,620 --> 00:11:33,220 -Да, Рич? -Есть буква «С»?
- 00:11:33,540 --> 00:11:35,164 Ваша очередь ещё не пришла!
- 00:11:36,140 --> 00:11:37,140 Я готов отвечать!
- 00:11:37,220 --> 00:11:38,540 Но, сэр, нет! Ещё рано.
- 00:11:38,620 --> 00:11:41,351 Это «Заткни свой рот»?
- 00:11:42,430 --> 00:11:43,860 ЗАТКНИ СВОЙ РОТ!
- 00:11:47,180 --> 00:11:48,370 Отличная игра!
- 00:11:50,620 --> 00:11:52,500 Денежный душ, денежный душ, денежный душ!
- 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:55,540 Денежный душ!
- 00:11:55,950 --> 00:11:57,890 Да! Тирли-ду!
- 00:11:57,970 --> 00:12:00,248 Мистер Пайнс, нет! Раздеваться не надо!
- 00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:02,764 Нет! Рекламу! Включайте рекламу!
- 00:12:05,650 --> 00:12:07,180 Леди и джентльмены!
- 00:12:07,540 --> 00:12:10,420 Меня зовут «Честный Диппер». И, в отличие от жулика-дяди,
- 00:12:10,450 --> 00:12:12,370 я покажу кое-что настоящее!
- 00:12:12,420 --> 00:12:15,250 Я чуть не погиб, пока ловил это существо! Узрите!
- 00:12:15,460 --> 00:12:18,444 Полу-гремлин, полу-гоблин! Гремоблин!
- 00:12:27,340 --> 00:12:28,700 Это мне нравится!
- 00:12:28,820 --> 00:12:31,340 Это подделка! Видно же ниточки.
- 00:12:31,420 --> 00:12:33,489 Что?! Это не ниточки, а его волосы!
- 00:12:33,490 --> 00:12:36,500 Ах, смотри, дорогой – качок-лопа!
- 00:12:36,657 --> 00:12:38,290 Ха-ха! Игра слов!
- 00:12:38,660 --> 00:12:40,340 Всё в этой «Хижине» – подделка!
- 00:12:40,740 --> 00:12:42,660 Только это – настоящее чудище!
- 00:12:42,780 --> 00:12:44,460 Кстати, знаете интересную вещь:
- 00:12:44,540 --> 00:12:46,740 в его глазах можно увидеть свой кошмар!
- 00:12:52,580 --> 00:12:55,380 Фантастика, да? Я жду чаевых.
- 00:12:59,540 --> 00:13:01,155 Спасибо, что заехали к нам!
- 00:13:03,620 --> 00:13:06,808 Спасибо за покупку! Я поймаю!
- 00:13:08,453 --> 00:13:09,413 Помогу!
- 00:13:12,850 --> 00:13:15,780 Простите! Я верну деньги! Мэйбл сегодня щедрая!
- 00:13:18,311 --> 00:13:20,710 Ужас! Я только что свёл с ума двух людей!
- 00:13:20,722 --> 00:13:21,489 Ну, а как ты?
- 00:13:21,490 --> 00:13:23,020 Безумно устала!
- 00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:25,380 Я отпустила Венди и пришлось работать за неё.
- 00:13:25,460 --> 00:13:28,209 Может тебе уже пора стать немного построже со всеми?
- 00:13:28,210 --> 00:13:30,340 Нет-нет! Так дядя Стэн работал!
- 00:13:30,420 --> 00:13:32,444 Я просто должна быть позитивной, дружелюбной
- 00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:34,260 и всё будет хорошо!
- 00:13:39,730 --> 00:13:40,690 Что?!
- 00:13:40,740 --> 00:13:42,609 Как он выбрался из запертой клетки?!
- 00:13:42,610 --> 00:13:44,151 Ну...
- 00:13:46,380 --> 00:13:48,640 Передохни пять минут. Мэйбл.
- 00:13:49,180 --> 00:13:50,290 Ты дала ему перерыв?!
- 00:13:50,444 --> 00:13:52,940 Он тоже сотрудник! Вроде как.
- 00:13:53,020 --> 00:13:54,540 Надо его поймать! Где Зус?
- 00:13:54,660 --> 00:13:57,660 У него был сильный стресс и я отпустила его прогуляться на природе.
- 00:13:57,970 --> 00:14:00,560 Ау! Есть здесь кто-нибудь?
- 00:14:04,106 --> 00:14:05,100 Собачка?
- 00:14:09,220 --> 00:14:12,370 <i>Дорогие друзья, Стэн Пайнс вот-вот станет нашим чемпионом!</i>
- 00:14:12,380 --> 00:14:14,289 <i>Скажете что-нибудь поклонникам?</i>
- 00:14:14,290 --> 00:14:16,140 <i>Увидимся завтра, Мэйбл!</i>
- 00:14:38,290 --> 00:14:39,250 Что делать будем?!
- 00:14:39,251 --> 00:14:42,130 Он клеит на себя наклейки, которые не заслужил!
- 00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:46,259 Нашёл! «Гремоблина нужно облить водой, чтобы...»
- 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:47,889 Вот тебе!
- 00:14:47,890 --> 00:14:51,980 ...чтобы он стал ещё более ужасным и намного более опасным!»
- 00:14:52,030 --> 00:14:53,420 Кто так переносит предложения?!
- 00:15:01,260 --> 00:15:03,220 Не переживай! Он же когда-нибудь уйдёт.
- 00:15:04,210 --> 00:15:07,173 Я лосось поющий, на пляжу лежущий!
- 00:15:08,220 --> 00:15:11,351 Я лосось поющий, на пляжу лежущий!
- 00:15:12,740 --> 00:15:14,471 Я лосось поющий, на пляжу лежущий.
- 00:15:14,524 --> 00:15:16,580 Ну, и почему он никуда не уходит?!
- 00:15:20,530 --> 00:15:22,580 -Наша прибыль! -Мэйбл, стой!
- 00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:23,780 Нет! Нет!
- 00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:29,300 Не смотри в его злые глаза! Увидишь свой худший кошмар!
- 00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:34,240 Это я сейчас покажу ему свои злые глаза! О нет!
- 00:15:34,820 --> 00:15:36,340 Стоп! Эй, чудовище!
- 00:15:36,850 --> 00:15:38,480 Погляди-ка сюда!
- 00:15:42,340 --> 00:15:44,910 Ты стал как твой отец!
- 00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:53,680 Хорошо, что он не успел всё тут разнести!
- 00:15:56,740 --> 00:15:57,700 О, боже.
- 00:15:57,820 --> 00:15:59,075 Диппер, третий день на исходе.
- 00:15:59,140 --> 00:16:01,244 У нас семь часов, чтобы заработать,
- 00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:03,900 или мне придётся всё лето ходить в почётной майке лузера!
- 00:16:03,980 --> 00:16:06,609 Привет, ребята! Я брежу, или тут что-то изменилось?
- 00:16:06,610 --> 00:16:09,460 Венди! Зус! Как же я рада, что вы тут!
- 00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:13,329 У нас куча работы, но если поспешим, успеем победить дядю Стэна!
- 00:16:13,330 --> 00:16:15,157 Да, у меня голова болит!
- 00:16:15,169 --> 00:16:17,660 Может, разрешишь мне сегодня не работать?
- 00:16:17,740 --> 00:16:19,540 А я познакомился с волчей стаей,
- 00:16:19,620 --> 00:16:21,969 и, в общем, они хотят воспитать меня, как волка!
- 00:16:21,970 --> 00:16:23,540 Так что, прости, мне пора в логово.
- 00:16:23,620 --> 00:16:26,000 -Но, но... -Не «нокай». До понедельника.
- 00:16:26,380 --> 00:16:28,690 А можно я съем, если никто не будет.
- 00:16:32,060 --> 00:16:33,490 Стоять!
- 00:16:34,780 --> 00:16:35,900 С меня хватит!
- 00:16:36,020 --> 00:16:38,060 Я дралась с монстром, чтобы спасти «Хижину»,
- 00:16:38,140 --> 00:16:39,620 а вы мне так отплатили?!
- 00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:42,380 У меня скоро от ваших приколов язва откроется!
- 00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:43,500 От каких приколов?
- 00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:45,780 Язва? Ты какая-то другая.
- 00:16:45,860 --> 00:16:46,930 Закройте свои рты!
- 00:16:47,777 --> 00:16:49,180 Все эти дни я за всех вас пахала,
- 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,300 а вы только тратили мои деньги!
- 00:16:51,380 --> 00:16:52,840 -Да, Мэйбл, но... -Не «нокай» – не запрягала!
- 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:54,129 Быстро иди мыть полы!
- 00:16:54,130 --> 00:16:56,390 Хватит стоять и глазеть, идите работать!
- 00:16:56,530 --> 00:16:57,315 Слушаюсь, Мэйбл.
- 00:16:57,490 --> 00:16:58,940 Говори: «Слушаюсь, босс!»
- 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:03,580 Ах! Диппер, в кого я превратилась?!
- 00:17:03,980 --> 00:17:06,604 В кого надо, Мэйбл! В того, в кого надо.
- 00:17:07,090 --> 00:17:09,540 Осталось семь часов, чтобы всё исправить!
- 00:17:09,620 --> 00:17:11,164 За дело, ребята!
- 00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:14,660 И вам выпало Деньго-цунами!
- 00:17:17,180 --> 00:17:18,980 Ни цента на благотворительность!
- 00:17:19,340 --> 00:17:21,500 Теперь вы можете либо забрать деньги,
- 00:17:21,580 --> 00:17:25,100 либо попытаться удвоить выигрыш, сыграв в супер-игру!
- 00:17:26,940 --> 00:17:28,420 Знаете, я простой человек!
- 00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:29,940 Поэтому возьму выигрыш,
- 00:17:30,060 --> 00:17:35,280 соберу чемоданы и поставлю всё на супер-игру! Да!
- 00:17:38,420 --> 00:17:39,730 Время – деньги, бездельник!
- 00:17:39,820 --> 00:17:42,900 Хочешь жаловаться, я принесу тебе жалобную книгу!
- 00:17:43,804 --> 00:17:44,897 Моя спина!
- 00:17:45,860 --> 00:17:47,982 Диппер! Приехал автобус с туристами!
- 00:17:48,062 --> 00:17:50,540 Но что им показать?! Настоящие чудеса пугают людей!
- 00:17:50,740 --> 00:17:52,648 Ну, так придумай что-нибудь, балда!
- 00:17:54,020 --> 00:17:57,288 Леди и джентльмены! В нашей «Хижине» вы можете увидеть то,
- 00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:59,220 что ещё никто не видел!
- 00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:02,720 Узрите! Ужасный гигантский вопрошающий ребёнок!
- 00:18:03,420 --> 00:18:06,620 Я мужчина или ребёнок? Вот в чём главный вопрос!
- 00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:09,780 Сфотографируйтесь с ним за доллар.
- 00:18:09,860 --> 00:18:12,100 За десять! За сотню!
- 00:18:12,870 --> 00:18:15,330 Я, я, можно я?!
- 00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:17,484 Деньги за товар мы не возвращаем!
- 00:18:19,260 --> 00:18:21,617 -Ну, как дела? -Мы наполнили банку!
- 00:18:24,540 --> 00:18:26,260 Минус деньги на замену мебели...
- 00:18:26,420 --> 00:18:28,773 на починку «Хижины»... и у нас остаётся...
- 00:18:30,506 --> 00:18:31,570 Всего один доллар.
- 00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:35,410 Тик-так! Время вышло, детки!
- 00:18:35,580 --> 00:18:36,540 Не может быть!
- 00:18:36,620 --> 00:18:38,820 Хоть научилась одеваться, пока меня не было.
- 00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:41,280 Говори, на сколько ты нас обогнал?
- 00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:43,090 Я выиграл триста тысяч долларов!
- 00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:45,671 А потом...
- 00:18:46,980 --> 00:18:49,500 Чтобы не потерять свой выигрыш, а удвоить его, ответьте на вопрос:
- 00:18:49,580 --> 00:18:52,690 «Какое слово говорят, когда просят?»
- 00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:55,740 Например: «Дайте “пропуск“ что-нибудь».
- 00:18:55,820 --> 00:18:59,733 Я что, похож на идиота? «Немедленно»! Два «эн»!
- 00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:03,180 Поскольку вы так хорошо играли,
- 00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:04,700 мы дадим вам второй шанс.
- 00:19:04,820 --> 00:19:07,089 Попробуйте ещё раз! Слово на букву «П»!
- 00:19:07,090 --> 00:19:09,940 Его ещё называют «волшебным словом».
- 00:19:09,980 --> 00:19:11,780 «Пабракадабра»! Вот мой ответ!
- 00:19:12,524 --> 00:19:14,770 Очень жаль, Стэн, вы не отгадали слово...
- 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,248 Пожалуйста.
- 00:19:16,408 --> 00:19:18,609 Это слово можно было положить в карман.
- 00:19:18,610 --> 00:19:22,860 Постой, если ты всё проиграл, это значит... Мэйбл победила!
- 00:19:23,140 --> 00:19:24,540 Ура!
- 00:19:25,460 --> 00:19:26,620 А что мы выиграли?
- 00:19:26,693 --> 00:19:30,640 Ох! Теперь до конца лета Мэйбл будет боссом.
- 00:19:30,728 --> 00:19:31,500 -Нет! -Нет!
- 00:19:31,580 --> 00:19:32,580 -Нет, не надо! -Нет-нет-нет!
- 00:19:32,660 --> 00:19:33,620 А? Что?
- 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:37,180 Дядя Стэн, я понятия не имела, как тяжело быть боссом!
- 00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:38,769 Здесь всё было вверх ногами,
- 00:19:38,770 --> 00:19:41,580 пока я не начала рявкать на людей, как ты обычно.
- 00:19:41,650 --> 00:19:43,460 Что ж, ладно! Должен признать...
- 00:19:44,020 --> 00:19:45,768 я рад вернуться домой!
- 00:19:46,450 --> 00:19:48,462 Ну, всё-всё, хватит, пошли вон отсюда!
- 00:19:48,740 --> 00:19:50,311 А Зус и Венди,
- 00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:52,133 за работу!
- 00:19:52,210 --> 00:19:53,300 Кхм.
- 00:19:53,380 --> 00:19:53,946 Пожалуйста!
- 00:19:54,942 --> 00:19:55,860 Ох, аж противно!
- 00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,780 Мэйбл, а разве по договору
- 00:19:57,860 --> 00:20:00,740 дядя Стэн не должен был станцевать извинительный танец, если проиграет?
- 00:20:01,164 --> 00:20:02,080 Нет-нет, не должен был!
- 00:20:02,204 --> 00:20:05,004 Вообще-то, да, я даже записала в блокнот слова.
- 00:20:05,060 --> 00:20:06,151 Нет! Не было такого!
- 00:20:06,195 --> 00:20:07,569 Притащу камеру!
- 00:20:07,570 --> 00:20:08,968 Ну, ладно, я только...
- 00:20:10,524 --> 00:20:11,964 Дядя Стэн!
- 00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:14,350 Ох! Слушайте, но вы же не ста...
- 00:20:14,420 --> 00:20:15,060 Танцуй!
- 00:20:16,380 --> 00:20:18,859 Я Стэн, и я был не прав.
- 00:20:18,860 --> 00:20:21,230 Танцую теперь, как удав.
- 00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:23,429 Решился я с Мэйбл играть.
- 00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:26,000 И вот мне пришлось танцевать.
- 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,260 Ногами давай!
- 00:20:28,740 --> 00:20:30,260 Веселей!
- 00:20:31,260 --> 00:20:32,595 Эй, а ну отдай!
- 00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:35,820 Моя спина!
- 00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:36,960 Пухля, что думаешь?
- 00:20:37,733 --> 00:20:38,860 Дубль 32!
Скриншоты
