Малыш Диппер — Диппер узнаёт, что он ровно на 1 миллиметр ниже Мэйбл. И, сердясь на друзей за то, что они над ним смеются, идёт в лес и находит там магический кристалл, умеющий менять рост. Воспользовавшись этим, он становится выше. Между Диппером и Мэйбл разворачивается война за кристалл, и в итоге он достаётся Гидеону. Он уменьшает близнецов и идёт в Хижину, чтобы наконец победить Стэна.

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Малыш Диппер

Little Dipper

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Описание

Диппер узнаёт, что он ровно на 1 миллиметр ниже Мэйбл. И, сердясь на друзей за то, что они над ним смеются, идёт в лес и находит там магический кристалл, умеющий менять рост. Воспользовавшись этим, он становится выше. Между Диппером и Мэйбл разворачивается война за кристалл, и в итоге он достаётся Гидеону. Он уменьшает близнецов и идёт в Хижину, чтобы наконец победить Стэна.

Субтитры

00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:04,363 Zombie attack? Never works. They don't take orders.
00:00:04,364 --> 00:00:07,589 Blood rain? Ew! Mess up my suit. Heh, no, thank you.
00:00:07,590 --> 00:00:08,880 Demon caterpillars?
00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:13,349 Drat! There must be a perfect way to exact vengeance on the Pines family.
00:00:13,350 --> 00:00:16,229 It's not enough to harm 'em, I need to take something from 'em.
00:00:16,230 --> 00:00:18,280 Something that'll give me ultimate power!
00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:20,040 Wait, of course!
00:00:21,080 --> 00:00:23,040 It's perfect.
00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:27,750 <i>You've gone too far</i> <i>this time, Duck-tective.</i>
00:00:30,630 --> 00:00:33,240 Welcome to a world of mystery!
00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:34,470 Stan Pines?
00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:37,349 The tax collector! You found me!
00:00:37,350 --> 00:00:38,310 Ha!
00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:44,040 Which one of these is the trap door?
00:00:44,070 --> 00:00:48,160 Mr. Pines, I'm from the Winninghouse Coupon Savers Contest
00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:51,440 and you are our big winner!
00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:54,240 Eh?
00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:56,040 My one and only dream,
00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:58,480 which was to possess money, has come true!
00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:00,400 We're rich! I'm gonna get a butler!
00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:02,160 I'm gonna buy a talking horse!
00:01:02,310 --> 00:01:04,520 -Just sign here for the money. -You bet!
00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:06,560 Ha!
00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:08,069 Stanford, you fool!
00:01:08,070 --> 00:01:12,240 You just signed over the Mystery Shack to widdle ol' me!
00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:13,830 Ah-ha! Cha-cha.
00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:15,400 Little ol' me.
00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:17,800 Uh, you might want to take another look there.
00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:23,320 "The Shack is hereby signed over to... Suck a lemon, little man."
00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:26,640 How dare you!
00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:30,160 I am not a threat to be taken lightly.
00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:33,990 Come here, hon, I need your arms.
00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:38,520 I'll get you, Stanford Pines. I'll get you all!
00:01:40,710 --> 00:01:42,560 -Want to see what else is on TV? -Yeah, okay.
00:01:42,630 --> 00:01:43,590 -Yeah, all right. -It could be fun.
00:01:43,590 --> 00:01:44,550 My favorite part is the theme song.
00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:27,560 Little guy to black space nine.
00:02:27,750 --> 00:02:31,240 It's a "Pawn," that's not your color, and stop stealing the tiny horses.
00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:34,240 They like it better in here. Don't you, babies?
00:02:35,430 --> 00:02:37,720 -And checkmate! -What?
00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:38,840 Boo!
00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:40,600 Oh!
00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:42,150 Dipper wins again!
00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:44,240 Yo, Mabel, can you pass me that brain in the jar?
00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:45,760 -The lady one. -I got it.
00:02:45,990 --> 00:02:47,160 Thanks, but Mabel's taller.
00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:48,600 What? No, she's not.
00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:50,400 We're the same height. We've always been.
00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:51,960 Better check again, dude.
00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:00,960 Yeah. She's got exactly one millimeter on you.
00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:02,310 -What? -Whoa!
00:03:02,311 --> 00:03:03,920 Don't you see what's happening, Dipper?
00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:08,760 This millimeter is just the beginning. I'm evolving into the superior sibling.
00:03:09,030 --> 00:03:10,950 Bigger! Stronger!
00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:12,320 Like some kind of alpha twin.
00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:14,960 Alpha twin! Alpha twin!
00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,669 Come on, guys, nobody even uses millimeters.
00:03:17,670 --> 00:03:19,400 It only makes you taller than me in Canada.
00:03:19,590 --> 00:03:21,840 You know, Dipper, I've always wanted a little brother.
00:03:21,920 --> 00:03:25,360 Who knew I already had one! Yeah!
00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:28,230 I was awoken by the sound of mockery. Where is it?
00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:30,080 Show me the object of ridicule!
00:03:30,150 --> 00:03:32,480 -I'm taller than Dipper. -By one millimeter!
00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:35,360 Hey-hey. Don't get "short" with your sister.
00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:39,600 Now, Grunkle Stan, I hope you don't think "little" of him!
00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:42,480 Yeah! And he's short!
00:03:43,590 --> 00:03:45,509 Dude, maybe you should lay off a tiny bit.
00:03:45,510 --> 00:03:48,200 Ha! "Tiny!" Soos is in on it now!
00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:52,080 No, no, I didn't mean that.
00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:55,280 Dipper will forget. He's got a three-two-one...
00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,040 -Short term memory! -Short term memory!
00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:00,080 Pow! We are on fire!
00:04:00,870 --> 00:04:02,760 Ow! Ooh. That's... Ah!
00:04:02,790 --> 00:04:04,240 I high-five hard.
00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:07,590 Uh! Stupid Mabel. I'm not short!
00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:12,200 Oh, come on!
00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:16,280 There's gotta be some way to get taller.
00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:17,840 Let's see...
00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:23,040 "Legends of miniature buffalo and giant squirrels have led me to believe
00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:25,830 "there are height-altering properties hidden deep within the forest."
00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:39,640 Whoa!
00:04:45,990 --> 00:04:47,600 Huh? Oh.
00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:52,040 Is that mountain lion tiny or just far away in perspective?
00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:54,760 Perspective! Perspective!
00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:04,230 It still hurts, but less!
00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:10,960 Whoa!
00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:18,520 What the heck.
00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:31,760 Smaller.
00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:35,760 Bigger.
00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:37,920 Too big!
00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:40,880 I've been buying big clothes. I'll grow into them.
00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:43,800 Hey, guys. Notice anything different about me?
00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:46,960 Holy hot-sauce! You've grown an extra millimeter!
00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:48,320 What?
00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:53,880 What can I say, sis? Growth spurt.
00:05:54,150 --> 00:05:57,080 Yeah, mine happened first. I'm gonna be taller in the end.
00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:58,950 -It's science, Dipper. -What?
00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:02,640 -But, we're the same height now. -Alpha twin! Alpha twin!
00:06:02,790 --> 00:06:03,750 Oh, yeah?
00:06:03,751 --> 00:06:07,480 Something tells me I've got another growth spurt coming on right now.
00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:13,350 Give it up, Dipper!
00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:16,640 What happened?
00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,280 You know, puberty and stuff.
00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:21,440 It doesn't make any sense! Just a second ago you were...
00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:24,920 Wait a minute! This is some kind of magicy thing, isn't it?
00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:26,790 Was it a wizard or something?
00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:29,160 There's a wizard in this closet, isn't there? Isn't there?
00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:30,520 What? No!
00:06:30,630 --> 00:06:33,080 You're telling me there is not a wizard in this closet?
00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:36,000 You're telling me that if I open this door right now...
00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:37,120 Fine! Open it!
00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:43,110 An invisible wizard! Really, Dipper?
00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:49,360 -Oy, you. -Howdy, Stanford! Listen closely.
00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:53,600 Inside this jar, I have 1,000 cursed Egyptian super-termites.
00:06:53,670 --> 00:06:56,960 Hand over the deed to your property or I'll smash this jar with a bat
00:06:57,040 --> 00:06:59,430 and they'll devour this shack with you inside.
00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:01,160 -Hey, what's that? -Huh?
00:07:02,310 --> 00:07:05,190 Oh, no! Get it off!
00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:08,520 Hey, Soos, get in here! I want to take pictures of this!
00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:12,320 Y'all may have won the battle. But mark my words, Stanford!
00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:15,560 Your family has a weak spot, and I'm gonna find it.
00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:17,000 Ahhh! My hair!
00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:23,160 Does he only respond to incantations? Expecto Wizarium! Wizzle! Wizar...
00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:24,280 It's not a wizard!
00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:26,310 I grew myself using this magic flashlight!
00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:28,480 Let me see that thing!
00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:31,760 I'll be back for you later!
00:07:45,510 --> 00:07:47,480 -Aah! -It's okay. It can shrink things, too.
00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:50,920 -Normal-hand-karate-chop! -Hey!
00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:00,040 Whoa!
00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:02,760 Hey, give it back!
00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:05,040 Never!
00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:10,920 Curse the Pines family! Curse Stan! Curse Dipper! Curse...
00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:15,270 My, my, what delightful manner of doohickery is this?
00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:17,720 Maybe he didn't see us use it
00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:21,030 and doesn't know it's a magic flashlight that can grow and shrink things.
00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:24,360 -Really? -Click. Boop.
00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:26,200 No, no, no!
00:08:43,560 --> 00:08:46,280 Friends, I wish I was a highway so I could have the honor
00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:49,830 of being rode upon by automobiles as fine as these ones right ch'er.
00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,670 Engine possum at no extra charge.
00:08:53,680 --> 00:08:55,160 I want that there car!
00:08:57,720 --> 00:08:59,760 Say there, son, what's in the jar?
00:09:00,390 --> 00:09:02,280 That's my widdle secret!
00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:03,560 Aw!
00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:07,280 Mouth-breathing fools.
00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:10,600 Mother.
00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:20,240 You two.
00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:21,510 What are you going to do with us?
00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:26,309 Why, Mabel, I wouldn't hurt a hair on your itty bitty head.
00:09:26,310 --> 00:09:28,120 If you agree to be my queen!
00:09:28,230 --> 00:09:30,840 We live in a democracy. And never!
00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:33,990 Maybe you'll change your mind after this.
00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:36,720 No! I will fight you until the day I...
00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:38,790 Gummy Koalas!
00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:44,400 As for you, boy,
00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:49,040 tell me, how exactly did you come upon this magic item, hmm?
00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:53,080 Did somebody tell you about it? Did you read about it somewhere?
00:09:56,070 --> 00:09:58,950 -Lean closer and I'll tell you. -Well, don't mind if I...
00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:06,000 I could squash you right now!
00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:11,400 Steel yourself, Gideon. You can use them.
00:10:12,390 --> 00:10:14,000 You can use them.
00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:18,800 Soos, this maze of mirrors is your best idea that I'm taking credit for yet!
00:10:19,110 --> 00:10:20,440 We're gonna make a fortune!
00:10:21,990 --> 00:10:23,960 Have my ears always been this big?
00:10:24,870 --> 00:10:25,830 I'm comin'!
00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:31,840 One day.
00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:34,520 <i>Stanford Pines.</i>
00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:37,600 Listen to me very closely, I have your niece and nephew.
00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:39,840 Hand over the deed to the Mystery Shack right now
00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:41,520 or great harm will befall them!
00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:44,680 This is Gideon, by the way.
00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:46,950 Oh, yeah. This has gotta be your worst plot yet.
00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,040 They're fine.
00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:49,830 I saw them playing in the yard minutes ago.
00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:52,560 I have them in my possession! You don't believe me?
00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:54,400 I will text you a photo.
00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:57,960 "Text" me a "photo"? Now you're not even speaking English.
00:10:58,160 --> 00:10:59,120 <i>But...</i>
00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:00,600 Hello? Hello!
00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:11,080 What am I doing? I don't need ransom.
00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:16,400 I have this! I'll shrink Stan and take the Shack for myself!
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,640 Y'all will be helpless to stop me!
00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:21,510 And if any of you step out of line, smash!
00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:29,190 Gideon, the ice cream truck is here!
00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:31,040 Oh. Coming!
00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:38,320 Guard them, Cheekums. I'm coming!
00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:48,000 We got to get out of here and save Stan.
00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:50,840 I know! I will see you later.
00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:52,230 Okay, how are we going to do this?
00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:55,280 Gideon's got magic and like a zillion inches on us.
00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:58,080 On the bright side, at least we're finally the same height again.
00:11:58,400 --> 00:11:59,520 Actually...
00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:06,240 You're still taller?
00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:07,920 Argh! How did this happen?
00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,800 I guess it's another mystery.
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,520 Just another reason we gotta get that flashlight back.
00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:18,480 Cheekums, to freedom!
00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:21,000 To freedom!
00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:25,160 Aw! You're just a big ol' dummy-dum!
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,040 I have a plan.
00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:44,640 Clean me!
00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:49,280 Father, could you give widdle ol' me a wide to the Mystery Shack?
00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:50,960 Oh, I'd love to, sugar-pie,
00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:54,240 but I have a heck of a lot of cars to sell, I do.
00:12:55,590 --> 00:12:58,480 No, no! Don't tickle me! No!
00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:03,400 Never! Never tickle me! What have I told you? What have I...
00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:05,280 Look at me. What have I told you?
00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:07,520 Tickling is no laughing matter.
00:13:08,070 --> 00:13:10,080 -There we go. -Do you still need a ride?
00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:11,910 I'll just take the bus!
00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:15,080 Hiyah!
00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:17,670 Precious memories.
00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:20,280 Just keep vacuuming. Just keep vacuuming.
00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:21,510 Come on!
00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:29,600 We need to get higher.
00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:32,160 Yeah, especially you because you're short.
00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:33,600 Mabel! Up there.
00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:42,960 What cute little thing are you off to, you cute little cutey-face?
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:47,040 I'm going to annihilate my archenemy's entire family!
00:13:47,430 --> 00:13:49,350 Oh. Okay!
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,160 He's heading to shrink Stan!
00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:57,990 Oh, flying discount dollar,
00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:00,870 if only you could fly us back to the Mystery Shack.
00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:02,480 Maybe it can.
00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:11,240 My sky-high prices!
00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:14,310 Down there!
00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:18,920 To the Mystery Shack!
00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:24,000 Oh! Yeah!
00:14:26,790 --> 00:14:27,840 We're just in time.
00:14:28,710 --> 00:14:30,880 But how are we going to stop him?
00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:37,920 Leave that to Mabel!
00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:44,960 I'm coming for you, Stanford. Ow!
00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:48,240 I'm sorry, gummy friend!
00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:49,720 It's for the greater good.
00:14:49,830 --> 00:14:52,080 Ow! One of those infernal Gummy Koalas
00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:53,670 has gotten into my perfect hair!
00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:56,800 I can't defeat Stan looking like this!
00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:01,120 Whoo! Whoo-ee!
00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:03,880 Quick. Get in front and I'll re-grow you.
00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:07,120 Okay. Wait, you're gonna grow us back to equal height, right?
00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:08,920 Dipper! That doesn't matter right now!
00:15:09,030 --> 00:15:10,950 Well, if it doesn't matter then why don't you just do it?
00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:13,040 Argh! Why are you acting so weird?
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,760 Why can't you just accept that I'm a little bit taller than you?
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:17,440 Oh, I'm acting weird?
00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:19,800 You're the one who keeps calling me names and stuff!
00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:22,800 -Oh, what? You mean like Little... -Don't say it!
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,440 Little Dipper.
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:30,560 I dare say you would've defeated me, if it wasn't for your sibling bickering.
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,960 The Shack is mine, Stanford Pines!
00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:38,240 No!
00:15:40,710 --> 00:15:44,280 Well, well, Stanford, it appears I've finally gotten the best of...
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,320 Huh?
00:15:45,510 --> 00:15:46,470 What!
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:49,440 All right, something's definitely different here.
00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:52,240 Whoa!
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:53,760 Tell me where Stan is!
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,720 Never! You'll never find Stan.
00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:57,480 On the second door to the left down the hall.
00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:59,200 Wait, why did I say that?
00:15:59,910 --> 00:16:03,200 Stanford, I'm coming for ya!
00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:10,480 I guess I kind of Soosed that one up, didn't I?
00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:11,720 It's not your fault, Soos.
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:14,000 I'm the guy who put together that shrinking device.
00:16:14,310 --> 00:16:17,000 I guess it's just... You kept teasing me, Mabel.
00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:19,110 Like, all day. What was that all about?
00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:24,240 I guess it's that, you're better at me at, like, everything.
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,480 And you always rub it in my face.
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,760 Chess, checkers, ping pong.
00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:34,470 I guess I finally felt like I was winning at something for once.
00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:38,160 Oh, man, now I feel like a big jerk.
00:16:38,310 --> 00:16:40,600 Don't you mean a little jerk?
00:16:43,110 --> 00:16:45,640 All right, I walked into that one. Are we cool?
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,720 -We're cool. -Am I cool?
00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:49,920 -You're cool, Soos. -Yes!
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:54,920 Stanford!
00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:56,240 Oh, hi, Gideon!
00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:58,720 I've been looking for someone to try out my new mirror maze.
00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:02,240 Then again, you're an idiot. That's the end of the sentence.
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:03,960 You come back here!
00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:05,520 Try and find me, twerp.
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,960 Let's get that flashlight before Gideon gets Stan.
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,360 There it is!
00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:20,550 Whoa! His hair's so shiny.
00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:22,470 No! Don't look directly at it!
00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:26,640 This neck is really squishy. Look! I'm making fat angels!
00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:28,720 Ew! Termites!
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,360 Tell my story!
00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:33,800 Oh.
00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:36,200 Hey, there you are!
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:39,520 Thought you could get away from me, eh, corn chip?
00:17:47,430 --> 00:17:48,390 Eh!
00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:51,800 Ahhh!
00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:57,720 No!
00:17:57,990 --> 00:17:59,480 Hey, watch the merchandise!
00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:08,160 You little troll!
00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:12,000 These mirrors cost me 10... I mean, 25... Five hun...
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:14,640 $500 each. And you're paying for all of 'em!
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:17,280 <i>Au contraire,</i> it will be you who pays!
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:18,760 Grunkle Stan is doomed!
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:20,960 Not completely doomed! To his armpit!
00:18:21,030 --> 00:18:22,950 -Uh-uh. -Just, come on!
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:25,680 Whoa! What is that thing?
00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:29,360 Finally, after all these years, after every humiliation!
00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:32,549 Your business, your family, everything will finally be mine!
00:18:32,550 --> 00:18:34,469 You have no one to protect you now!
00:18:34,470 --> 00:18:38,600 Prepare for the wrath of Gideon Glee... Gideon Glee...
00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:45,680 Uh. I don't even know how to respond to this.
00:18:46,950 --> 00:18:48,870 No! Stop it!
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:52,480 Look, kid. I think this rivalry thing is getting to you.
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:55,960 Ha. I understand, I mean, I'm a formidable foe, what can I say.
00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:57,440 No!
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,600 Hey, now, come on. You'll get me one of these days.
00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:05,400 Maybe, you know, run your evil plan by some friends next time, huh?
00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:09,120 Workshop it. But first get your issues in order there.
00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:15,750 Up, up. Over the carpet, there we go,
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,520 around the end table and out the door.
00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:19,880 Whoa!
00:19:22,470 --> 00:19:23,600 My light!
00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:25,640 You're the light of my life, too, pal.
00:19:26,310 --> 00:19:27,270 Whoo!
00:19:27,270 --> 00:19:28,230 Freak show.
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:32,098 After you.
00:19:32,110 --> 00:19:34,480 It's okay, you can go first if you want...
00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:44,960 Hey, you let me keep my extra millimeter!
00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:46,040 You earned it.
00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:48,840 -Aw, thanks, "Little brother." -Stop it.
00:19:49,350 --> 00:19:51,270 Guess we should destroy this thing.
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:54,520 You know, so it doesn't fall into the wrong hands and junk.
00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:57,280 Seems like the smart thing to do.
00:19:58,640 --> 00:19:59,910 Die! Die!
00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:01,830 There you dudes are!
00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:04,480 I've been trying to get your attention!
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:07,400 -Glue. -Lots of glue.
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:11,800 Oh, son, don't you mind that Stanford Pines.
00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:14,120 You'll get your revenge one of these days.
00:20:14,310 --> 00:20:16,880 No! It's not just about revenge!
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,760 I want that shack. The physical building.
00:20:20,070 --> 00:20:21,120 But why?
00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:24,800 Because it holds a secret you couldn't possibly imagine.
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,160 Uh, sweetie, you want some ice cream?
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:30,720 Did you pick out all the nuts?
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:31,760 Mmm-hmm.
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:37,080 Little more?
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:40,720 That's good.
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:46,520 Mr. Pines, I'm from the Winninghouse Coupon Savers Contest
00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:48,870 and you are our big winner!
00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:54,200 I guess we'll have to give the prize to our runner-up winner.
00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:55,800 "Fiddleford H. McGucket."
00:20:58,470 --> 00:21:01,200 How would you like $10,000,000?
00:21:01,350 --> 00:21:03,270 It's my dream come true!
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:08,070 Cross this town off our list.

00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:04,359 «Атака зомби»? Нет. Они не поймут приказы!
00:00:04,360 --> 00:00:07,580 «Кровавый дождь»? Фу. Испачкаю костюм. Ха! Нет, спасибо!
00:00:07,590 --> 00:00:08,880 «Дьявольские гусеницы»?
00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:13,340 Бред! Должен быть способ свести счеты с семейкой Пайнс!
00:00:13,350 --> 00:00:16,220 Не просто навредить! Нужно что-то у них отнять!
00:00:16,230 --> 00:00:18,280 Что-то, что даст мне абсолютную власть!
00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:20,040 Стоп, ну конечно!
00:00:21,080 --> 00:00:23,040 Превосходно.
00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:27,750 <i>Вы зашли слишком далеко, утка-тив.</i>
00:00:30,630 --> 00:00:33,240 Приветствую в мире чудес и волшебства.
00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:34,470 Стэн Пайнс?
00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:37,340 Налоговый инспектор! Меня нашли!
00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:44,040 Какой из них открывает люк?
00:00:44,070 --> 00:00:48,160 Мистер Пайнс! Я представляю национальную лотерею купонов.
00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:51,440 И вы выиграли главный приз!
00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:54,240 Что?
00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:56,040 Неужели, сбылась мечта?
00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:58,480 Мечта стать богатым и знаменитым!
00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:00,400 Мы богаты? Найму дворецкого!
00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:02,160 А я куплю говорящую лошадь!
00:01:02,310 --> 00:01:04,520 -Осталось только поставить подпись. -Сейчас!
00:01:04,970 --> 00:01:06,560 А! Ха!
00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:08,060 Стэнфорд, ты недоумок!
00:01:08,070 --> 00:01:12,240 Ты подписал договор о передаче «Хижины чудес» малышу Гидеону!
00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:13,830 Ха. Ча-ча-ча-ча.
00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:15,400 То есть – мне.
00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:17,800 Нет. Прочти повнимательнее, малыш.
00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:23,320 Подтверждаю, что «Хижина» передаё... Съешь лимон, коротышка?!
00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:26,640 А! Как ты посмел?!
00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:30,160 Я не позволю вам над собой смеяться!
00:01:30,950 --> 00:01:31,920 Эх-эх!
00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:33,990 Эй, вы, мне нужна ваша помощь!
00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:38,520 Я тебе отомщу, Стэнфорд! Я отомщу вам всем!
00:01:40,710 --> 00:01:42,560 -Ну что, посмотрим телек? -Да, давай!
00:01:42,630 --> 00:01:43,590 -Расслабимся. -Идём!
00:01:43,590 --> 00:01:44,550 Обожаю начальную песню.
00:02:01,074 --> 00:02:02,674 ДИППЕР
00:02:05,198 --> 00:02:06,398 МЭЙБЛ
00:02:08,122 --> 00:02:09,122 СТЭН
00:02:19,630 --> 00:02:21,390 ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ
00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:27,560 Эту черную штучку на девятую клетку.
00:02:27,750 --> 00:02:31,240 Это пешка, ты играешь белыми и хватит уже воровать коней.
00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:34,240 Им здесь больше нравится! Правда, малыши?
00:02:35,430 --> 00:02:37,720 -И тебе мат! -Что?!
00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:38,840 Бу!
00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:40,600 O!
00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:42,150 Снова победил!
00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:44,240 Мэйбл, подай мне мозги в той банке!
00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:45,760 -Женские. -Я подам.
00:02:45,990 --> 00:02:47,160 Нет, Мэйбл выше тебя.
00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:48,600 Что? Неправда!
00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:50,400 Мы одного роста! Так же, как всегда.
00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:51,960 Так давай проверим!
00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:00,960 Нет! Она ровно на миллиметр выше.
00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:02,310 -Что?! -Ух ты!
00:03:02,311 --> 00:03:03,920 Понимаешь, что это значит?
00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:08,760 Этот миллиметр – только начало! И я превращаюсь в главную двойняшку!
00:03:09,030 --> 00:03:10,950 Больше и сильнее!
00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:12,320 В альфа-двойняшку.
00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:14,960 Альфа-двойняшка! Альфа-двойняшка!
00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,660 Да ладно вам, миллиметр не считается!
00:03:17,670 --> 00:03:19,400 А если и считается, то только в Канаде.
00:03:19,590 --> 00:03:21,840 Знаешь, Диппер, я всегда хотела маленького братика.
00:03:21,920 --> 00:03:25,360 И теперь он у меня есть! Ха-ха-ха! Да!
00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:28,230 Проснулся от издевательского смеха! Итак...
00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:30,080 покажите мне объект насмешек!
00:03:30,150 --> 00:03:32,480 -Я стала выше Диппера. -На один миллиметр!
00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:35,360 А ну-ка! Не груби своей старшей сестре!
00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:39,600 Нет, дядя Стэн! Зачем же обижать младшенького.
00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:42,480 Ха-ха! Да! И ещё он коротышка!
00:03:43,590 --> 00:03:45,500 Ребят, оставьте малыша в покое.
00:03:45,510 --> 00:03:48,200 Ха! «Малыша!» Зус тоже подключился!
00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:52,080 Нет, я не то имел в виду.
00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:55,280 Он успокоится! У Диппера, три-два-один...
00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,040 -Короткая память! -Короткая память!
00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:00,080 Бабум! Мы с тобой спелись!
00:04:00,870 --> 00:04:02,760 Ау! Oй! Как же больно!
00:04:02,790 --> 00:04:04,240 У меня тяжелая рука.
00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:07,590 Противная Мэйбл. Я не маленький!
00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:12,200 Ну, давай же!
00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:16,280 Должен быть способ стать выше!
00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:17,840 Сейчас посмотрим!
00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:23,040 «Легенда о лилипутском быке и гигантских белках заставила меня поверить,
00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:25,830 что в лесу есть силы, позволяющие менять рост».
00:04:26,790 --> 00:04:27,830 Хм!
00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:39,640 Ух ты!
00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:52,040 Это пума такая маленькая, или просто она далеко находится?
00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:54,760 Нет, она не маленькая!
00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:04,230 Болезненно, но терпимо!
00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:10,960 Ух ты!
00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:18,520 Вот это да!
00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:31,760 Уменьшаем!
00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:35,760 Увеличиваем!
00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:37,920 Перебор!
00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:40,880 Мне всё покупают на вырост! Быстро расту!
00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:43,800 Привет, ребята! Ничего во мне не замечаете?
00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:46,960 Ну надо же! Ты подрос на миллиметр!
00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:48,320 Что? Он что?!
00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:53,880 Что сказать, сестра! Быстрый рост.
00:05:54,150 --> 00:05:57,080 Но у меня он начался раньше! Значит, я буду выше тебя!
00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:58,950 -Это наука, Диппер. -Что?!
00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:02,640 -Но мы теперь одного роста. -Альфа-двойняшка! Альфа-двойняшка!
00:06:02,790 --> 00:06:03,750 Ах так?!
00:06:03,751 --> 00:06:07,480 Мне почему-то кажется, что у меня сейчас будет новый рывок роста.
00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:13,350 Попался, Диппер!
00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:16,660 Что такое?
00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,280 Ну, знаешь, гормональный взрыв.
00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:21,440 Но так не бывает! Всего секунду назад ты был...
00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:24,920 Погоди-ка! Точно не обошлось без какого-то волшебства!
00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:26,790 Ты что, нашел где-то колдуна?
00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:29,160 В нашем шкафу прячется волшебник, признавайся!
00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:30,520 Что?! Нет!
00:06:30,630 --> 00:06:33,080 Хочешь сказать, что в шкафу нет волшебника?
00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:36,000 И что если я сейчас открою дверь шкафа, там не будет...
00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:37,120 Давай! Открывай!
00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:43,110 Волшебник-невидимка! Как не стыдно, Диппер?!
00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:46,170 Oй! Это ты.
00:06:46,270 --> 00:06:49,400 Ну здравствуй, Стэнфорд! Слушай внимательно!
00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:53,600 В этой банке у меня тысяча проклятых египетских термитов!
00:06:53,670 --> 00:06:56,960 Подпиши договор передачи «Хижины», или я разобью банку.
00:06:57,040 --> 00:06:59,430 И они сожрут «Хижину» и всех вас.
00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:01,160 -Смотри, что это? -А?
00:07:02,310 --> 00:07:05,190 О боже, нет! Отстаньте от меня!
00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:08,520 Ха-ха-ха! Зус, иди сюда! Это нужно сфотографировать!
00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:12,320 Этот бой ты выиграл, но заруби на носу, Стэнфорд.
00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:15,560 У тебя есть слабое место, и я его найду!
00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:17,000 Волосы!
00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:23,160 Ты вызываешь его заклинанием? Появикус волшебникус! Абракадабра!
00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:24,280 Нет там никого!
00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:26,310 Я росту с помощью волшебного фонаря!
00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:28,480 Дай мне его скорее!
00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:31,760 А с тобой я потом разберусь!
00:07:46,151 --> 00:07:48,150 Не бойся! Он может и уменьшать.
00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:50,330 Каратистский удар нормальной рукой!
00:07:50,430 --> 00:07:51,330 Мэйбл!
00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:00,040 Что?!
00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:01,640 Отдай!
00:08:01,641 --> 00:08:02,760 Нет! А ну, верни!
00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:05,040 Пусти!
00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:10,920 Будьте прокляты Пайнсы! Будь проклят Стэн и Диппер!
00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:15,270 Ну надо же, это что еще за странный магический предмет?
00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:17,340 Вряд ли он видел,
00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:18,989 как использовать твой волшебный
00:08:18,990 --> 00:08:20,990 увеличительно-уменьшительный фонарик.
00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:25,200 -Отдай. -Клик! Буп! Хи-хи.
00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:26,200 Нет, нет, нет!
00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:34,040 Ха-ха-ха.
00:08:34,070 --> 00:08:36,480 Хи-хи-хи.
00:08:43,560 --> 00:08:46,280 Друзья, как бы я хотел быть дорогой, чтобы по мне
00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:49,830 могла на всех парах гнать вот такая вот красавица!
00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,670 Опоссум в двигателе – бесплатно.
00:08:53,680 --> 00:08:55,150 Я хочу эту машину!
00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:57,390 И я, и я!
00:08:57,720 --> 00:08:59,760 Подожди, сынок а что у тебя в банке?
00:09:00,390 --> 00:09:02,280 Это мой маленький секрет, папа!
00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:07,280 Вонючие недоумки!
00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:10,600 Мама.
00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:20,240 Вы двое!
00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:21,510 Что ты хочешь с нами сделать?
00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:26,300 Ху-ха, Мэйбл, да с твоей головки и волоска не упадет!
00:09:26,310 --> 00:09:28,120 Если станешь моей королевой!
00:09:28,230 --> 00:09:30,840 В нашей стране демократия! Этому не бывать!
00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:33,990 Может быть, ты еще и передумаешь, Мэйбл.
00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:36,720 Нет! Я буду сражаться с тобой пока...
00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:38,790 Ах! Мармеладные мишки!
00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:44,400 Так теперь ты, братец!
00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:49,040 Говори! Как ты узнал про магические кристаллы?
00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:53,080 Тебе о них кто-то рассказал? Или, может, ты о них где-то прочитал?
00:09:56,070 --> 00:10:00,400 -Наклонись поближе, и скажу. -Ну, конечно, наклонюсь!
00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:06,000 Я же могу тебя расплющить!
00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:11,400 Успокойся, Гидеон! Они тебе нужны!
00:10:12,390 --> 00:10:14,000 Они тебе нужны.
00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:18,800 Зус зеркальный лабиринт – твоя лучшая идея, которую я выдам за свою!
00:10:19,110 --> 00:10:20,440 Мы заработаем кучу денег!
00:10:21,990 --> 00:10:23,960 У меня не такие большие уши!
00:10:24,870 --> 00:10:25,830 Да иду я!
00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:31,840 Однажды!
00:10:33,020 --> 00:10:33,600 Да?
00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:34,520 Стэнфорд Пайнс!
00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:37,600 Слушай меня внимательно: твои племянники у меня.
00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:39,840 Немедленно отдавай мне свою «Хижину чудес».
00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:41,520 Или я их уничтожу!
00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:44,680 Это был Гидеон, если что.
00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:46,950 O да! Ещё одна жалкая попытка!
00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,040 Хватит врать!
00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:49,830 Дети только что играли во дворе.
00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:52,560 Сейчас они оба у меня. Если не веришь
00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:54,400 лови смску с фоткой.
00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:57,960 Как это ловить фотку?! Что за бред ты несешь?!
00:10:58,160 --> 00:10:59,120 Но...
00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:00,600 Алло? Алло?!
00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:11,080 Что же я делаю?! Мне не нужен обмен!
00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:16,400 У меня есть это! Я всесилен! Я уменьшу «Хижину» и заберу с собой!
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,640 И вы мне не помешаете!
00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:21,510 А если попробуете. Раз!
00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:29,190 Гидеон! Мороженщик приехал!
00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:31,040 Oй! Уже иду!
00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:38,320 Охраняй, Щекастик! Бегу, пап!
00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:48,000 Нужно бежать спасать дядю Стэна.
00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:50,840 Конечно! А с тобой мы ещё поговорим.
00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:52,230 Но как же его спасти?!
00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:55,280 У Гидеона есть фонарик, и он в тысячу раз больше нас!
00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:58,080 Но зато мы с тобой снова одного роста.
00:11:58,400 --> 00:11:59,520 Ну, вообще-то...
00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:06,240 Ты опять выше!
00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:07,920 Ничего не понимаю!
00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,800 Да, это еще одна загадка.
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,520 Это еще одна причина отобрать у него фонарик.
00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:18,480 Щекастик, мчись, как ветер!
00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:21,000 Мчись, как ветер!
00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:25,160 Да ты просто безмозглый дурачок!
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,040 Есть идея!
00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:44,640 Салфетка!
00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:49,280 Папочка, не мог бы ты отвезти своего малыша к «Хижине чудес»?
00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:50,960 О, с удовольствием, солнышко,
00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:54,240 но мне еще нужно продать кучу машин сегодня.
00:12:55,590 --> 00:12:58,480 Нет, нет! Не щекочи меня! Нет!
00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:03,400 Никогда не щекочи меня! Я предупреждал! Да?
00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:05,280 В глаза смотри! Что я тебе говорил?
00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:07,520 Щекотка – это не развлечение.
00:13:08,070 --> 00:13:10,080 -Да. Вот, умница. -Так тебя подвезти?
00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:11,910 Поеду на автобусе!
00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:15,080 А! Ха!
00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:17,670 Но каким он был раньше!
00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:20,280 Пылесосю! Я пылесосю.
00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:21,510 Вперёд!
00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:29,600 Нужно залезть выше.
00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:32,160 Да особенно тебе, ты же мелкий.
00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:33,600 Мэйбл! Туда.
00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:42,960 А ты, малыш, куда это собрался? Ты такой миленький мальчик?
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:47,040 Я еду стирать с лица земли моего самого злейшего врага!
00:13:47,430 --> 00:13:49,350 А! Ясно!
00:13:49,810 --> 00:13:51,350 Ура!
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,160 Он хочет уменьшить дядю!
00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:57,990 Надувной рекламный доллар,
00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:00,870 вот если б ты мог отнести нас в «Хижину чудес».
00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:02,480 А это идея!
00:14:04,370 --> 00:14:05,150 O!
00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:11,350 Цены взлетели до небес!
00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:12,270 Да!
00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:14,310 Вон он!
00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:17,150 Ура!
00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:18,920 А вон «Хижина чудес»!
00:14:22,830 --> 00:14:24,110 -Да! -Да!
00:14:26,790 --> 00:14:27,840 Мы вовремя!
00:14:28,710 --> 00:14:30,870 Но как мы его остановим?
00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:32,360 Кыш!
00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:37,920 Предоставь это Мэйбл!
00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:44,960 Я пришел по твою душу, Стэнфорд! Ой!
00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:48,240 Прости, мармеладный мишка!
00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:49,720 Ради спасения дяди.
00:14:49,830 --> 00:14:52,080 Ай! В мою прекрасную прическу
00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:53,670 попал мармеладный мишка!
00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:56,800 Нельзя, чтобы Стэн это увидел!
00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:01,120 Да! Так лучше!
00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:03,880 Быстро! Вставай, я тебя увеличу.
00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:07,120 Ладно! Подожди! Ты же сделаешь нас одинакового роста?
00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:08,920 Диппер, это сейчас не важно!
00:15:09,030 --> 00:15:10,950 Ну, если не важно, тогда сделай, как я прошу.
00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:13,040 Ну почему ты такой?!
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,760 Ну, почему нельзя признать, что я чуть-чуть выше тебя?
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:17,440 Какой это я «такой»?!
00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:19,800 Между прочим, ты меня обзывала и дразнила!
00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:22,800 -Это когда я называла тебя «малышом»? -Не смей!
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,440 Малыш Диппер.
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:30,560 Должен признать, вы бы меня победили, если бы не ваш дурацкий спор!
00:15:31,950 --> 00:15:35,960 Ха! Теперь «Хижина» моя, Стэнфорд Пайнс!
00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:38,240 Нет!
00:15:40,710 --> 00:15:44,280 Ну, вот и всё, Стэнфорд, похоже мне, наконец, удалось тебя...
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,320 А!
00:15:45,510 --> 00:15:46,470 Что?
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:49,440 Ну, дела! По-моему, вокруг что-то изменилось.
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:53,760 Говори, где Стэн!
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,720 Ни за что! Тебе его не найти!
00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:57,480 По коридору, вторая дверь налево!
00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:59,200 А, ой, зачем я это сказал?
00:15:59,910 --> 00:16:03,200 Стэнфорд, я иду за тобой!
00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:10,480 Я как всегда в своем репертуаре.
00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:11,720 Ты не виноват, Зус!
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:14,000 Это я создал уменьшительный фонарь!
00:16:14,310 --> 00:16:17,000 Видимо, просто ты меня весь день дразнила, Мэйбл.
00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:19,110 Зачем нужно было это делать?
00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:24,240 Потому что ты во всём лучше меня!
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,480 И вечно мне это показываешь!
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,760 Шахматы, шашки, пинг-понг, крокет!
00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:34,470 Понимаешь, Диппер, мне же тоже хочется быть хоть в чем-то лучше тебя!
00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:38,160 Понятно! Я был большим глупцом.
00:16:38,310 --> 00:16:40,600 Хочешь сказать маленьким глупцом?
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:41,570 Что?
00:16:43,110 --> 00:16:45,640 Ладно, ладно, один – ноль! Ну что, мир?
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,720 -Конечно, мир. -И со мной тоже?
00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:49,920 -И с тобой тоже, Зус. -Да!
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:54,920 Стэнфорд!
00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:56,240 Привет, Гидеон!
00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:58,720 Вот на тебе и опробую зеркальный лабиринт!
00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:02,240 Да, и ещё ты недоумок! Конец предложения.
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:03,960 А ну иди сюда!
00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:05,520 Попробуй найди!
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,960 Заберем фонарь, пока Гидеон не нашел Стэна!
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,360 Вот он!
00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:20,550 Ух ты какие блестящие волосы!
00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:22,470 Нет! Не надо смотреть на них!
00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:26,640 Такая пухлая шея! Ребят! Я, как будто, в снегу!
00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:28,720 Ой! Термиты!
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,360 Не забывайте меня!
00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:36,200 Ах, вот ты где!
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:39,520 От меня не сбежишь, кукурузная чипса!
00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:57,720 Нет!
00:17:57,990 --> 00:17:59,480 Эй, полегче с реквизитом!
00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:08,160 Ах ты вонючка!
00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:12,000 Зеркала стоили пять. Точнее, сто, то есть… пять...
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:14,640 Пятьсот пять сотен за каждое! Теперь будешь платить за них!
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:17,280 Напротив, Стэн! Это ты заплатишь!
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:18,870 Дядя Стэн обречен! Да?
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:20,960 Нет, ещё не обречён! Под мышку!
00:18:21,070 --> 00:18:21,480 Неа!
00:18:21,550 --> 00:18:22,950 Давай быстро!
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:25,680 Ого, а это еще что?
00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:29,360 Наконец-то, после стольких лет и стольких унижений!
00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:32,540 Твой бизнес, твоя семья и всё будет моим!
00:18:32,550 --> 00:18:34,460 И никто тебя не спасёт!
00:18:34,470 --> 00:18:38,600 Готовься испытать гнев Гидеона Гли. Гидеон Гли...
00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:45,680 Я... я даже не знаю, что ответить.
00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:48,870 Хи-хи-хи, нет! Хватит!
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:52,480 Слушай, малыш, соперничество свело тебя с ума!
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:55,960 Ха! Понимаю, конечно! Я довольно сильный соперник!
00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:57,440 Нет!
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,600 Да успокойся ты! Ну, победишь в другой раз!
00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:05,400 И может быть в следующий раз попроси помочь парочку друзей!
00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:09,120 Чтобы наверняка! Но сперва научись держать себя в руках!
00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:15,750 Давай. Вот так, сначала закатываем на ковер,
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,520 потом на крыльцо, а затем на улицу.
00:19:22,470 --> 00:19:23,600 Кристалл!
00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:25,640 Тогда ты – мой изумруд, малыш!
00:19:26,310 --> 00:19:27,270 Фу!
00:19:27,270 --> 00:19:28,230 Ну, и идиот!
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:32,090 Прошу.
00:19:32,110 --> 00:19:34,470 Да ладно! Если хочешь, будь первым!
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:36,700 Оу!
00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:44,960 Ты всё-таки оставил мне мой миллиметр!
00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:46,040 Пусть будет.
00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:48,840 -Вот, спасибо, «маленький братик»! -Кончай.
00:19:49,350 --> 00:19:51,270 Эту штуку нужно уничтожить!
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:54,520 Просто она снова может попасть не в те руки.
00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:57,280 Да, в этом я с тобой соглашусь!
00:19:58,640 --> 00:19:59,910 Умри, кристалл!
00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:01,680 А, вот вы где!
00:20:02,270 --> 00:20:02,760 ПОМОГИТЕ ЗУСУ
00:20:02,761 --> 00:20:04,150 Привлекаю ваше внимание!
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:07,400 -Клей. -Много клея.
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:11,800 Ну, же, сынок, забудь ты этого Стэнфорда Пайнса!
00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:14,120 Попробуешь отомстить ему позже.
00:20:14,310 --> 00:20:16,880 Нет! Месть тут уже не при чем!
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,760 Я хочу «Хижину»! Я хочу само здание.
00:20:20,070 --> 00:20:21,120 Но зачем?
00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:24,800 Потому что в нем хранится невероятный секрет, папа!
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,160 Солнышко, хочешь мороженого?
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:30,720 А ты вытащил все орехи?
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:31,760 Угу.
00:20:35,830 --> 00:20:37,080 А ещё?
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:40,720 Вкусно.
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:46,520 Мистер Пайнс, я представляю национальную лотерею купонов.
00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:48,870 И вы выиграли главный приз!
00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:54,200 Значит, придется отдать приз второму номинанту!
00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:55,800 Фиддлфорду МакГакету.
00:20:58,470 --> 00:21:01,200 Вы выиграли десять миллионов долларов.
00:21:01,350 --> 00:21:04,110 Я осуществил мечту! Ха-ха!
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:08,070 Удалим город из списка.

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