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Fight Fighters
Сезон: 01Серия: 10
Описание
Венди уезжает на выходные с семьёй. Между Диппером и Робби, влюблёнными в неё, разворачивается конфликт. Чтобы одержать победу, Диппер оживляет персонажа из компьютерной игры, Рамбла МакСкёрмиша, и с его помощью защищается от Робби. Мэйбл пытается излечить Стэна от боязни высоты.
Субтитры
- 00:00:01,919 --> 00:00:04,799 This is it, dudes. My favorite place in Gravity Falls.
- 00:00:04,879 --> 00:00:07,359 Everything I know, I learned right here.
- 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:09,520 A frog taught me how to cross the street.
- 00:00:09,598 --> 00:00:12,400 When my house was haunted, I learned how to eat ghosts.
- 00:00:12,478 --> 00:00:15,039 -And this thing taught me how to dance. -Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:17,519 I've been jiggin' for seven days straight!
- 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:18,960 Uh, Soos?
- 00:00:21,118 --> 00:00:22,559 Let him have this.
- 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:23,760 What?
- 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:35,160 Ah! Oh! Watch out!
- 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:37,320 Whoa! Ooh! Cut scene!
- 00:00:44,158 --> 00:00:45,118 Kick butt!
- 00:00:45,279 --> 00:00:47,039 Yeah, yeah, yeah! Go, go!
- 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:49,918 Fly! Kick! Punch!
- 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:56,759 What? You cheated.
- 00:00:56,999 --> 00:00:58,239 You take that back!
- 00:00:59,039 --> 00:01:00,120 Round two!
- 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:01,400 I'm gonna punch the ref.
- 00:01:02,399 --> 00:01:03,879 Let's gang up on him.
- 00:01:09,599 --> 00:01:11,319 Wendy! What's up, babe?
- 00:01:11,439 --> 00:01:15,320 Yeah, just puttin' up some fliers for my band. I'm lead guitar. No biggie.
- 00:01:15,399 --> 00:01:16,919 Are you wearing mascara?
- 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:20,480 Uh, it's eye paint for men!
- 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:23,199 Hey, Robbie. Dipper was just showing me this great game.
- 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:24,478 Ah, yeah, sweet, sweet.
- 00:01:24,478 --> 00:01:27,399 Hey, how's about you sit this one out, 'kay, champ?
- 00:01:27,479 --> 00:01:29,319 But we just started this round.
- 00:01:29,960 --> 00:01:32,679 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, relax, man. I'm just trying to spend
- 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:34,960 a little time with my girlfriend, all right?
- 00:01:35,159 --> 00:01:36,239 It'll just be one round.
- 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:40,479 So, hey, I'm going camping tomorrow with my dad,
- 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:41,640 so I won't be around.
- 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:43,239 Oh, cool, cool. Watch out!
- 00:01:47,599 --> 00:01:50,120 Opponent sighted. Fight!
- 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:33,759 King me!
- 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:36,478 -Come on! -It's not fair!
- 00:02:36,478 --> 00:02:38,398 She doesn't even know what we're playing!
- 00:02:38,398 --> 00:02:39,479 Go Fish?
- 00:02:42,239 --> 00:02:45,960 Dude, I think I'm picking up a radio station inside my head.
- 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:48,600 Try blinking to see if you can change the channel!
- 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:51,879 Wendy!
- 00:02:51,959 --> 00:02:54,039 -Sounds like Robbie. -Robbie?
- 00:02:54,119 --> 00:02:57,598 Is he that jerky twerp I see making goo-goo eyes at Wendy all the time?
- 00:02:57,598 --> 00:02:58,839 He called me "Big Dude" once.
- 00:02:58,919 --> 00:03:01,438 I mean, I know I'm a big dude, but it kinda hurt.
- 00:03:01,439 --> 00:03:03,960 Should I sic Waddles on him again?
- 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:05,720 Whoa, easy, tiger.
- 00:03:06,479 --> 00:03:07,760 I'll handle it.
- 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,840 Whoa!
- 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:11,000 Conflict!
- 00:03:11,038 --> 00:03:13,918 Wendy, Wendy, Wendy
- 00:03:13,918 --> 00:03:16,839 Wendy! Come on out, girl! Come on down!
- 00:03:16,919 --> 00:03:19,040 -You realize she's not here, right? -Pshh.
- 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:21,520 Yes. What?
- 00:03:21,598 --> 00:03:23,519 She's out camping with her family today.
- 00:03:23,599 --> 00:03:25,959 Maybe if you listened to her, for once, you'd know that.
- 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:27,159 What was that?
- 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:28,359 I just said she's not here.
- 00:03:28,439 --> 00:03:32,158 No, no, no! You wanna get into it, huh? Let's get into it, kid!
- 00:03:32,158 --> 00:03:33,599 You think I don't know what's been going on, huh?
- 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,679 It's obvious you've got a thing for my girlfriend.
- 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:37,039 Don't you? Don't you!
- 00:03:37,119 --> 00:03:39,838 What? No! Come on, man!
- 00:03:39,838 --> 00:03:42,399 Yeah, I'm sure she's just dying to ask out a 12-year-old kid
- 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:44,439 who wears the exact same shorts every day.
- 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:46,919 Hey, here's an idea. Why don't I call her right now
- 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,478 and see if she wants to go out on a date with you?
- 00:03:48,478 --> 00:03:50,759 Hey, look, don't... You don't have to...
- 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:54,238 "Uh! Don't! Please, man!" What are you gonna do? Huh? Huh?
- 00:03:54,239 --> 00:03:55,920 Uh, what? What?
- 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,000 Hello?
- 00:03:59,199 --> 00:04:00,840 My phone!
- 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:01,880 I'll buy you a new one.
- 00:04:01,918 --> 00:04:04,560 Oh, no, you're not getting off that easy.
- 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:07,880 Hey! I know a fight when I see one! Stay right there!
- 00:04:09,598 --> 00:04:14,398 You, me, Circle Park, 3:00. We finish this.
- 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:19,479 Aw, he's gone? I was just gonna call the boys over to place a few bets.
- 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:22,920 The smart money's on Skinny-Jeans.
- 00:04:23,039 --> 00:04:25,319 What was I thinking? I can't fight!
- 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:28,400 I've never been in a fight before! Look at these noodle arms!
- 00:04:28,479 --> 00:04:31,400 Just bonk him over the head! It's nature's snooze button.
- 00:04:31,479 --> 00:04:32,480 Boys!
- 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:36,320 Why can't you learn to hate each other in secret? Like girls do.
- 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:40,319 Sure, listen to your sister. Maybe you can share dresses, too.
- 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:42,238 Boom!
- 00:04:42,238 --> 00:04:45,118 Maybe he'll just forget about it. Maybe it'll all blow over.
- 00:04:45,279 --> 00:04:47,240 I don't know, Dipper, teenagers are dangerous.
- 00:04:47,319 --> 00:04:50,159 Those hormones turn them into, like, killing machines.
- 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:51,600 -Really? -Oh, yeah, dude.
- 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:53,480 My cousin Reggie got in a fight with a teen once.
- 00:04:53,559 --> 00:04:56,079 The guy broke, like, all his arms, all his legs,
- 00:04:56,159 --> 00:04:57,959 and I think killed him or something, I don't know.
- 00:04:58,040 --> 00:04:59,518 Me and Reggie were just talking about it.
- 00:05:01,438 --> 00:05:04,399 I can't stay here. What if Robbie comes back? I gotta hide!
- 00:05:04,479 --> 00:05:06,639 Look, kid, you got yourself a choice here.
- 00:05:06,719 --> 00:05:10,559 You can either go face him like a man, or you can hide indoors like a wimp.
- 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:11,799 What'll it be?
- 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:16,798 Wimp it is!
- 00:05:16,798 --> 00:05:19,520 Come on, Soos, Robbie's, like, twice my size!
- 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:21,598 I mean, what would getting myself killed accomplish?
- 00:05:21,598 --> 00:05:23,960 I just need to hide here until 3:00 passes.
- 00:05:25,438 --> 00:05:26,799 This day will never end!
- 00:05:26,879 --> 00:05:29,319 Relax, Dipper. Just try not to think about Robbie.
- 00:05:34,078 --> 00:05:38,039 Girl! Why you ackin' so cray-cray?
- 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:39,919 Why You Ackin' So Cray-Cray?
- 00:05:39,999 --> 00:05:41,480 will be back in a moment.
- 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:44,879 Poor Dipper. Hiding from Robbie.
- 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:46,558 Unable to face his fears!
- 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:50,360 Fears are for chumps! That's why I don't have any.
- 00:05:51,839 --> 00:05:53,240 You want me to go get a ladder?
- 00:05:53,278 --> 00:05:54,719 -We don't have one. -What?
- 00:05:54,840 --> 00:05:57,199 You know, studies show that keeping a ladder inside the house
- 00:05:57,279 --> 00:06:00,840 is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I own 10 guns.
- 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:03,359 In case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder.
- 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:06,959 Grunkle Stan, why you ackin' so cray-cray?
- 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:10,320 You're the one who's ackin' cray-cray! I gotta go now.
- 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:13,599 Why would Grunkle Stan be so weirded out by ladders?
- 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,358 Of course!
- 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:18,599 I think he has a secret fear of heights!
- 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:22,239 We'll have to test him to be sure. Or we could leave well enough alone.
- 00:06:23,159 --> 00:06:24,200 Nah!
- 00:06:28,839 --> 00:06:32,120 Man, I wonder what it would be like to go inside a video game for real.
- 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:37,919 I should have thought of this years ago!
- 00:06:40,959 --> 00:06:43,160 Stupid Robbie. Such a jerk!
- 00:06:58,040 --> 00:07:00,879 That's easy for you to say. You have more than one life.
- 00:07:03,839 --> 00:07:06,238 I wish one of these guys could fight Robbie for me.
- 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:11,480 Huh?
- 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:18,759 "To unleash ultimate power"? I do like things that are ultimate.
- 00:07:20,199 --> 00:07:22,799 Back, back, hold, forward, back, forward, down,
- 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:25,519 hold, quarter circle forward, triple punch!
- 00:07:27,839 --> 00:07:29,000 I guess it didn't work.
- 00:07:30,719 --> 00:07:32,319 Uh, Soos?
- 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:35,840 Select your character!
- 00:07:36,399 --> 00:07:37,520 Uh...
- 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:38,878 Rumble McSkirmish?
- 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:44,280 Feet-feet-feet-spinning-kick!
- 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:50,398 You're real?
- 00:07:51,839 --> 00:07:53,160 High five!
- 00:07:53,319 --> 00:07:55,520 Ow! Your pixels are really sharp!
- 00:07:58,078 --> 00:08:01,680 Greetings, child-boy! I am Rumble McSkirmish, from the USA.
- 00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:04,280 -Kick! -Ow!
- 00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:05,758 Cool!
- 00:08:06,279 --> 00:08:08,719 Change machine! Change me into a powerful wolf!
- 00:08:10,959 --> 00:08:13,959 With Rumble around, Robbie will be so scared I won't even need to fight him!
- 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:17,200 I've got the world's greatest fighter to be my bodyguard!
- 00:08:17,278 --> 00:08:18,800 I need power-ups!
- 00:08:18,879 --> 00:08:20,960 This is so amazing! I gotta show Soos.
- 00:08:22,078 --> 00:08:23,159 Soos?
- 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:26,919 -Aah! -Help! I'm trapped in the game!
- 00:08:26,999 --> 00:08:29,758 It was cool in theory but in practice it was really boring.
- 00:08:31,239 --> 00:08:33,279 It's not just a game anymore.
- 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:34,679 All right, Waddles,
- 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:38,398 it's time to begin Operation Get-Stan-Over-His-Fear-Of-Heights!
- 00:08:39,719 --> 00:08:41,278 I came up with that name.
- 00:08:41,519 --> 00:08:43,719 -Huh? -Happy Great Uncle's Day!
- 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:45,159 There's a Great Uncle's Day?
- 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:47,998 Of course it's not a day I made up!
- 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:50,760 High heels? You shouldn't have!
- 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:52,919 Seriously. What? What is this?
- 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:56,560 What's wrong? Are you saying these heels are too high?
- 00:08:56,638 --> 00:08:59,519 Do they make you uncomfortable? Hmm?
- 00:08:59,599 --> 00:09:00,719 -Maybe. -Admit it!
- 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:02,398 Admit you have a fear of heights!
- 00:09:02,398 --> 00:09:04,280 What? That's why you bought me these?
- 00:09:04,318 --> 00:09:08,439 You should be ashamed of yourself! And on Great Uncle's day, no less.
- 00:09:09,118 --> 00:09:12,039 But no, I don't have a fear of heights.
- 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:15,519 We now return to World's Most Terrifying Skydiving!
- 00:09:15,838 --> 00:09:17,758 Turn it off!
- 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:23,799 So I have a fear of heights. Is that really so cray-cray?
- 00:09:26,398 --> 00:09:28,959 Well, we don't have any traditional power-ups,
- 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:33,359 turkey legs, pizza boxes, or gold rings. How about half a taco?
- 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:35,038 Place it on the floor!
- 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:41,600 I wish I could do that.
- 00:09:41,758 --> 00:09:43,880 Now I must defeat the world's greatest Fight Fighters!
- 00:09:43,959 --> 00:09:45,679 Take me to the Soviet Union!
- 00:09:45,759 --> 00:09:48,080 That's gonna be tough, for a number of reasons.
- 00:09:48,159 --> 00:09:50,439 But I do know a fighter here in Gravity Falls.
- 00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:52,799 Maximum power?
- 00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:55,520 His name is Robbie V, and he's kind of like my arch enemy.
- 00:09:56,199 --> 00:09:58,078 Did he kill your father?
- 00:09:58,078 --> 00:09:59,920 Well, he's dating the girl I like.
- 00:09:59,998 --> 00:10:02,878 And he posts a really annoying amount of status updates.
- 00:10:02,959 --> 00:10:05,758 And then he killed your father?
- 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:09,440 Sure. Anyway, I was hoping you could, you know, scare him off for me,
- 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:10,558 so I don't have to fight the guy?
- 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:13,599 Your question makes my shoulders bounce!
- 00:10:13,679 --> 00:10:15,358 Fireball! Uppercut!
- 00:10:15,358 --> 00:10:18,120 Downercut! Bowl of punch!
- 00:10:18,238 --> 00:10:19,640 So you'll protect me from Robbie?
- 00:10:19,719 --> 00:10:21,399 Challenge accepted! Press start!
- 00:10:25,719 --> 00:10:28,879 Uh-oh. I think I hear my uncle! Stay perfectly still!
- 00:10:30,799 --> 00:10:32,079 I said stay still!
- 00:10:32,159 --> 00:10:34,079 This is as still as I can stay!
- 00:10:34,839 --> 00:10:36,599 How am I gonna get Grunkle Stan
- 00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:38,398 over his fear of heights?
- 00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:41,278 Hey, Mabel! Have you met Rumble yet? He's my new bodyguard!
- 00:10:41,278 --> 00:10:43,198 The child gave me a taco!
- 00:10:43,239 --> 00:10:47,519 Wow! He's got a crazy voice! Here, say these words!
- 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:53,319 "Effervescent! Apple fritter! Riboflavin!"
- 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:55,719 Mabel, he's not a toy, he's a fighting machine.
- 00:10:55,799 --> 00:10:57,598 I'm going to get him to defend me from Robbie.
- 00:10:57,598 --> 00:11:00,240 -Isn't that kinda like cheating? -I guess so.
- 00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:02,199 Well, I'll see you after the fight!
- 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:04,240 "Poop! Poop and butts!"
- 00:11:05,278 --> 00:11:07,198 Tell me my opponent's special moves!
- 00:11:07,198 --> 00:11:10,159 Don't worry. As soon as he sees you, he's gonna wet his pants.
- 00:11:10,239 --> 00:11:12,720 His wet pants will be no match for this!
- 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:14,878 Whoa! Where'd that come from?
- 00:11:14,879 --> 00:11:16,560 I punched an oil drum!
- 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:19,239 Trust me, you won't need that. Just give him a good scare.
- 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:21,999 Yes! With this!
- 00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:25,400 This street has really dangerous litter.
- 00:11:27,599 --> 00:11:29,200 Hey, Grunkle Stan!
- 00:11:29,278 --> 00:11:31,198 How would you like to go take a walk,
- 00:11:31,239 --> 00:11:34,319 nowhere in particular, while wearing a blindfold?
- 00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:36,958 Eh! Beats just sitting around being old.
- 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:38,878 Wait a minute,
- 00:11:38,878 --> 00:11:41,758 you're not planning on taking me somewhere super high up, are you?
- 00:11:41,758 --> 00:11:44,638 Grunkle Stan! I would never!
- 00:11:45,598 --> 00:11:46,719 Scouts' honor!
- 00:11:47,079 --> 00:11:48,478 All right, let's go.
- 00:11:58,559 --> 00:12:01,199 Well, well, well, look who decided to show up.
- 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:04,798 I thought you'd chicken out. You ready to settle this like men?
- 00:12:04,798 --> 00:12:06,719 Look, dude, I don't think you want to fight me.
- 00:12:06,799 --> 00:12:09,598 Let's just call this thing off before someone gets hurt!
- 00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:11,960 You scared? Huh? Is that it?
- 00:12:12,039 --> 00:12:14,079 Okay, dude, you asked for it.
- 00:12:15,839 --> 00:12:18,719 Who's your friend? And why is he blurry?
- 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:21,519 This happens to be the greatest warrior that ever lived.
- 00:12:21,599 --> 00:12:24,639 Yeah, right! Hey, Eyepatch! What did the kid promise you?
- 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:26,360 More tape for your forearms?
- 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:30,279 How can you laugh when you killed this boy's father?
- 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:31,400 Wait, what?
- 00:12:31,479 --> 00:12:34,799 I'm giving you one last chance, back down or this guy's gonna go nuts.
- 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:36,759 How about you back down, kid?
- 00:12:36,879 --> 00:12:39,920 You asked for it. Rumble, go!
- 00:12:41,079 --> 00:12:43,040 What the...
- 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:45,040 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What is happening?
- 00:12:45,118 --> 00:12:47,679 I didn't wanna have to do this, man, but you gave me no choice.
- 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:49,199 Maybe now you won't mess with me...
- 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:53,199 Whoa! Rumble, you can stop! I think Robbie's had enough!
- 00:12:53,758 --> 00:12:55,679 Rumble, throw!
- 00:12:56,319 --> 00:12:57,959 Stop! I said stop!
- 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:01,438 What the... That guy's crazy!
- 00:13:01,479 --> 00:13:03,240 Fireball!
- 00:13:05,359 --> 00:13:06,599 What the heck was that?
- 00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:09,119 You were only supposed to scare him! You almost killed him!
- 00:13:09,199 --> 00:13:13,479 I will not rest until the man who dishonored you is destroyed!
- 00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:17,600 Punch!
- 00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:19,199 This isn't good.
- 00:13:21,879 --> 00:13:23,840 Something told me this would be his first stop.
- 00:13:29,079 --> 00:13:30,719 Aah! Chill out, man!
- 00:13:31,198 --> 00:13:33,720 Please, Rumble, you gotta stop!
- 00:13:40,079 --> 00:13:41,240 Rumble, wait!
- 00:13:44,039 --> 00:13:45,598 Punch, punch, punch!
- 00:13:48,639 --> 00:13:50,720 You don't have to do this!
- 00:13:50,799 --> 00:13:54,479 At least pace yourself! You might get a cramp!
- 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:57,080 I love you, Dad.
- 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:01,760 What!
- 00:14:06,959 --> 00:14:08,639 We'll just buy another one!
- 00:14:08,719 --> 00:14:10,079 I love being rich!
- 00:14:12,478 --> 00:14:14,799 All you can eat!
- 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:20,600 -Hi, dude. -Soos!
- 00:14:20,679 --> 00:14:22,920 -Where have you been? -Uh. Long story, man.
- 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:26,079 Dude, did you see that video game guy destroying everything in sight?
- 00:14:26,159 --> 00:14:27,119 It was crazy!
- 00:14:27,279 --> 00:14:30,719 Yeah, I kinda sorta brought him to life to be my bodyguard.
- 00:14:30,799 --> 00:14:33,560 But now I have to stop him before he kills Robbie!
- 00:14:34,119 --> 00:14:36,440 You need an amiable sidekick with a pickup truck?
- 00:14:36,559 --> 00:14:37,559 You know I do!
- 00:14:42,639 --> 00:14:45,159 Take off your blindfold now!
- 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:51,080 Yeah, that's pretty much what I was expecting.
- 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:54,718 You're doing better than I thought! Now let go of the handrail.
- 00:14:54,839 --> 00:14:56,360 Nope!
- 00:14:56,439 --> 00:14:59,120 Hey, do you smell anger? And hormones?
- 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:02,280 Finally, I'm safe!
- 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,719 Hey, Robbie! Get your own water tower!
- 00:15:04,959 --> 00:15:07,040 Shh! Keep it down! He'll find us!
- 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:08,519 Challenger sighted!
- 00:15:11,559 --> 00:15:13,199 Time to save the day, dude.
- 00:15:14,279 --> 00:15:16,798 You can hide, but you cannot hide!
- 00:15:16,798 --> 00:15:19,839 Rumble! This has to stop! Please, listen to me!
- 00:15:20,638 --> 00:15:22,440 Kick!
- 00:15:22,559 --> 00:15:24,400 -What was that? -Oh, boy!
- 00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:27,200 We're safe, right?
- 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:30,759 Of course not! This thing is on stilts! High, high up!
- 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:39,480 No, no, no! Don't! Don't finish me!
- 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:44,439 Rumble!
- 00:15:46,919 --> 00:15:48,879 Rumble, I have something to tell you.
- 00:15:48,959 --> 00:15:51,999 Robbie, Robbie didn't kill my father.
- 00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:53,799 Then who did?
- 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:56,559 What? No one did. I lied to you.
- 00:15:56,799 --> 00:16:00,440 Huh! Then you're actually a bad guy!
- 00:16:00,958 --> 00:16:02,360 I guess I kinda am.
- 00:16:05,758 --> 00:16:10,558 My entire journey, a lie. My honor has been insulted.
- 00:16:10,559 --> 00:16:14,160 Sensei warned me not to join the path of evil.
- 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:17,278 The boy has led me astray from my teachings.
- 00:16:17,278 --> 00:16:22,800 If Robbie V is not the last stage, then it must be you!
- 00:16:25,119 --> 00:16:27,399 Dude! Don't fight him, man!
- 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:30,080 That guy's got, like, a black-belt wrapped around his black-belt.
- 00:16:30,159 --> 00:16:31,839 -You could get killed! -I have to.
- 00:16:31,919 --> 00:16:35,000 I started all this, and I've got to at least try to stop it.
- 00:16:35,079 --> 00:16:36,759 You sure you wouldn't rather hide like a wimp?
- 00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:40,359 Fight like a man it is.
- 00:16:56,799 --> 00:16:59,199 Fireball throw, lightning ball throw, fire!
- 00:17:04,318 --> 00:17:06,800 You fight like a girl who is also a baby!
- 00:17:13,919 --> 00:17:14,959 Ooh!
- 00:17:19,678 --> 00:17:21,039 Oh, no.
- 00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:25,559 It was worth a shot.
- 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,680 No! I have no "looking up" animation!
- 00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:43,880 What should I do? Roll him up and put him on my wall?
- 00:17:43,959 --> 00:17:45,759 Dude, we should rock-paper-scissors for him.
- 00:17:45,959 --> 00:17:49,839 Fist punch rain!
- 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,319 Never underestimate that I have punches!
- 00:18:23,559 --> 00:18:26,640 You, sir, truly are, the champion of champions.
- 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,638 Winners don't lose!
- 00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:34,799 I wouldn't be too sure about that, man.
- 00:18:36,478 --> 00:18:40,920 What? No! No! No!
- 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:44,158 Game over, old friend.
- 00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:51,320 Nice one, dude.
- 00:18:53,079 --> 00:18:54,480 I'm sorry, Grunkle Stan!
- 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:57,999 I thought this would help but I was wrong! So wrong!
- 00:18:58,079 --> 00:18:59,919 I survived!
- 00:19:00,478 --> 00:19:02,320 I survived and I feel great!
- 00:19:02,398 --> 00:19:05,040 Wait, let me do a cocky dance, just to be sure.
- 00:19:08,159 --> 00:19:09,320 Deal with it world!
- 00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:12,600 Stan Pines has cured his fear of heights!
- 00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:13,918 -You coming, kid? -Mmm-mmm.
- 00:19:13,918 --> 00:19:16,919 Hey, what's the matter, you got a fear of heights now?
- 00:19:17,758 --> 00:19:18,718 Uh-oh!
- 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,240 Whoa!
- 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,919 What? Who was that guy?
- 00:19:23,999 --> 00:19:25,438 Why is it that whenever you're around
- 00:19:25,479 --> 00:19:27,719 there's always ghosts, or monsters, or whatever?
- 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:28,920 I don't know, man.
- 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:32,080 That guy almost broke my neck! You know how mad I am right now?
- 00:19:32,158 --> 00:19:34,839 So I guess you and I have to fight now? Huh?
- 00:19:35,119 --> 00:19:38,319 Go ahead, man. Do your worst. I just want to get this over with.
- 00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:41,400 Oh, man, I am so gonna enjoy this.
- 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:46,558 -Aren't you gonna run? -Nope.
- 00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:47,999 Are you sure?
- 00:19:51,759 --> 00:19:53,919 It's not even worth it!
- 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,640 I play lead guitar so I gotta save my hands.
- 00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:58,079 Hey, guys. I heard some crazy screaming out here.
- 00:19:58,159 --> 00:19:59,600 -Wendy? -You're back!
- 00:19:59,679 --> 00:20:01,160 Yeah, man. Whoa!
- 00:20:01,239 --> 00:20:03,838 What the heck happened here? Freak tornado or something?
- 00:20:06,718 --> 00:20:08,280 And why are your faces all jacked up?
- 00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:11,799 You guys weren't fighting each other, were you? I hate it when guys fight!
- 00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:13,760 No. Fighting? Never!
- 00:20:13,839 --> 00:20:14,919 No. Why would we?
- 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,720 Yeah, we actually fell down trying to stop two other guys
- 00:20:17,799 --> 00:20:19,239 from fighting each other.
- 00:20:20,919 --> 00:20:23,998 Cool. It really makes me happy to see my two boys hanging out.
- 00:20:23,999 --> 00:20:26,279 I got some unpacking to do. I'll text you guys later.
- 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:30,239 Phew!
- 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:32,919 Did you hear that? She called me one of her two "boys."
- 00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:34,558 She was looking at me, though.
- 00:20:34,559 --> 00:20:38,040 Look, Robbie, if we stay at each other's throats, we'll both lose Wendy.
- 00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:40,040 We need to make a cold war pact.
- 00:20:40,119 --> 00:20:41,720 Okay. What's that?
- 00:20:41,799 --> 00:20:44,159 We need to learn to just hate each other in silence.
- 00:20:44,279 --> 00:20:47,000 You mean, like, what girls do?
- 00:20:47,038 --> 00:20:49,119 Yeah, exactly. "What girls do."
- 00:20:50,559 --> 00:20:54,119 So then I told Thompson, "Hey, save some for the rest of us!"
- 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,119 -Good one, Wendy! Yeah. -Good one, Wendy! That's great.
- 00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:58,959 Oh, man! Just a second.
- 00:21:03,439 --> 00:21:04,520 So as I was saying...
- 00:21:04,599 --> 00:21:06,800 Oh, yeah, no, you're the best! Yeah.
- 00:21:06,879 --> 00:21:07,959 -So fun, yeah. -You know you're great.
- 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:09,440 Everybody's friends! We're all friends!
- 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:16,239 I'm Dipper. I have shorts and determination!
- 00:21:16,319 --> 00:21:18,718 It's me, Mabel.
- 00:21:18,718 --> 00:21:21,159 I'm slower, but I jump higher.
- 00:21:21,879 --> 00:21:23,079 Pick me, or whatever.
- 00:21:26,639 --> 00:21:28,200 Oh!
- 00:21:28,318 --> 00:21:30,279 Alas, t'was naught but a dream.
- 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,079 Eating my friends.
- 00:00:01,919 --> 00:00:04,799 Вот оно: моё самое любимое место!
- 00:00:04,879 --> 00:00:07,359 Всё, что я знаю, узнал здесь!
- 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:09,520 С лягушкой – переходить улицу!
- 00:00:09,598 --> 00:00:12,400 Здесь я научился поедать врагов!
- 00:00:12,478 --> 00:00:14,239 А тут я научился танцевать.
- 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:17,519 Я уже семь дней танцую джигу!
- 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:18,960 Зус?
- 00:00:19,035 --> 00:00:20,601 АВТОМАТ НЕ РАБОТАЕТ
- 00:00:21,118 --> 00:00:22,559 Пусть танцует.
- 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:23,560 Так.
- 00:00:23,727 --> 00:00:25,193 ВСТАВЬ МОНЕТУ
- 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:28,327 <i>ПОЗДРАВЛЯЕМ!</i>
- 00:00:28,352 --> 00:00:29,886 <i>ВЫ ВЫИГРАЛИ!</i>
- 00:00:30,872 --> 00:00:31,938 ВСТАВЬ МОНЕТУ
- 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:35,160 Так, так! Осторожно!
- 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:37,320 Ты смотри – мультяшка.
- 00:00:37,345 --> 00:00:39,812 <i>Доктор Карате, ты убил моего отца.</i>
- 00:00:41,514 --> 00:00:42,780 <i>Получай!</i>
- 00:00:43,115 --> 00:00:43,615 <i>БОЙ</i>
- 00:00:45,279 --> 00:00:47,039 Да-да-да! Ещё, ещё!
- 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:53,884 <i>Нокаут! Победитель – Рамбл МакСкёрмиш.</i>
- 00:00:53,891 --> 00:00:55,495 <i>Победитель не проигрывает!</i>
- 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:56,759 Чего?! Ты жульничал.
- 00:00:56,999 --> 00:00:58,239 Я победил!
- 00:00:59,039 --> 00:01:00,120 <i>Второй раунд.</i>
- 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:01,400 Ну, я тебе задам.
- 00:01:01,843 --> 00:01:02,343 <i>БОЙ</i>
- 00:01:02,399 --> 00:01:03,879 Давай, круши.
- 00:01:09,599 --> 00:01:11,319 Венди! Как ты, детка?
- 00:01:11,439 --> 00:01:15,320 Я тут клею флаеры моей группы! Я всего лишь соло-гитарист.
- 00:01:15,399 --> 00:01:16,919 У тебя глаза накрашены?
- 00:01:17,361 --> 00:01:18,227 ТЫ ПОКОЙНИК
- 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:20,480 Это тушь для мужчин.
- 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:23,199 Слышь, Робби, Диппер показал мне классную игру.
- 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:24,478 О да, здорово!
- 00:01:24,478 --> 00:01:27,399 Парень, пошёл бы ты пока, погулял где-нибудь.
- 00:01:27,479 --> 00:01:29,319 Но мы только начали этот бой.
- 00:01:29,960 --> 00:01:32,679 Тихо-тихо, успокойся чувак! Ты хочешь сказать,
- 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:34,960 что мне уже нельзя поиграть с моей девушкой?
- 00:01:35,159 --> 00:01:36,239 Всего один раунд.
- 00:01:36,637 --> 00:01:38,437 <i>Третий раунд. Бой!</i>
- 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:40,479 А я завтра иду в поход с родителями,
- 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:41,640 так что меня не будет.
- 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:43,239 Да. Круто! Получай!
- 00:01:47,599 --> 00:01:50,120 <i>Седьмой раунд. Бой!</i>
- 00:02:08,282 --> 00:02:10,782 ДИППЕР
- 00:02:12,424 --> 00:02:13,924 МЭЙБЛ
- 00:02:15,076 --> 00:02:16,376 СТЭН
- 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:28,147 ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ
- 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:33,759 Короли!
- 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:36,478 -Ну, опять! -Да ладно, сколько можно.
- 00:02:36,478 --> 00:02:38,398 Как так? Она даже не знает, во что мы играем!
- 00:02:38,398 --> 00:02:39,479 В королей!
- 00:02:42,239 --> 00:02:45,960 Круто! Кажется, я головой поймал какую-то радиостанцию.
- 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:48,600 Попробуй моргнуть и переключиться на другую.
- 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:51,879 <i>Венди</i>
- 00:02:51,959 --> 00:02:54,039 -По-моему, это Робби. -Робби?
- 00:02:54,119 --> 00:02:57,598 Это тот прыщавый парень, который вечно строит глазки Венди?
- 00:02:57,598 --> 00:02:58,839 Он меня громилой назвал!
- 00:02:58,919 --> 00:03:01,438 То есть я, конечно, большой, но обидно.
- 00:03:01,439 --> 00:03:03,960 Может натравить на него Пухлю?
- 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:05,720 А! Хо-хо! Полегче, тигр!
- 00:03:06,479 --> 00:03:07,760 Я разберусь.
- 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:11,000 Ха-ха, конфликт.
- 00:03:11,038 --> 00:03:13,918 <i>Венди, Венди, Венди</i>
- 00:03:13,918 --> 00:03:16,839 Венди! Выходи ко мне! Выходи скорей!
- 00:03:16,919 --> 00:03:19,040 -Полагаю, ты забыл, что её нет? -Пф.
- 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:21,520 Да! Чего?
- 00:03:21,598 --> 00:03:23,519 Она ушла в поход с родителями!
- 00:03:23,599 --> 00:03:25,959 И если бы ты её слушал, ты бы знал.
- 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:27,159 Ты что сказал?
- 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:28,359 Я сказал, что её нет.
- 00:03:28,439 --> 00:03:32,158 Что-что-что? Ты нарываешься? Хочешь получить, да?
- 00:03:32,158 --> 00:03:33,599 Ты думаешь, я не понимаю?
- 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,679 Я не вижу, что ты втюрился в мою девчонку?
- 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:37,039 Что я, тупой?
- 00:03:37,119 --> 00:03:39,838 Тупой? Нет! Да ты что?!
- 00:03:39,838 --> 00:03:42,399 Как же! Она просто спит и видит, как бы пойти на свидание с сосунком,
- 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:44,439 который носит шорты!
- 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:46,919 Слышь, у меня идея! Позвоню ей и спрошу,
- 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,478 пойдет ли она с тобой на свиданку.
- 00:03:48,478 --> 00:03:50,759 Робби! Нет! Стой! Не надо звонить!
- 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:54,238 «Ах, не надо, дяденька!» Ну, и что сделаешь?
- 00:03:54,239 --> 00:03:55,920 А? А? Ну, что? Что?
- 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,000 <i>Алло?</i>
- 00:03:59,199 --> 00:04:00,840 Мой телефон!
- 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:01,880 Я куплю тебе новый.
- 00:04:01,918 --> 00:04:04,560 Ну, нет! Так просто не отделаешься!
- 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:07,880 Так здесь явно пахнет дракой! Замрите!
- 00:04:09,598 --> 00:04:14,398 Ты, я, Сёркл Парк в три часа! Пора разобраться!
- 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:19,479 Черт, ушел! А я хотел звонить парням и делать ставки!
- 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:22,920 Долговязый – верный выигрыш.
- 00:04:23,039 --> 00:04:25,319 Боже, о чём я думал?! Что делать?
- 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:28,400 Я раньше никогда не дрался! У меня не руки, а макароны!
- 00:04:28,479 --> 00:04:31,400 Просто врежь ему по кумполу! Там кнопка отключения.
- 00:04:31,479 --> 00:04:32,480 Мужчины!
- 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:36,320 Можно же ненавидеть друг друга по-тихому? Как мы, девочки.
- 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:40,319 Точно, слушай свою сестру. Ха! Она тебе и платье даст своё!
- 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:42,238 Бум!
- 00:04:42,238 --> 00:04:45,118 А что если он всё забудет? И тогда всё закончится.
- 00:04:45,279 --> 00:04:47,240 Ну, это вряд ли! Подростки опасны!
- 00:04:47,319 --> 00:04:50,159 От гормонов они как терминаторы.
- 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:51,600 -О, правда? -Точно!
- 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:53,480 Мой кузен Реджи дрался с подростком!
- 00:04:53,559 --> 00:04:56,079 И тот ему сломал все руки и все ноги,
- 00:04:56,159 --> 00:04:57,959 и даже убил, по-моему!
- 00:04:58,040 --> 00:04:59,518 Реджи мне сам рассказывал.
- 00:05:01,438 --> 00:05:04,399 Я должен бежать! Робби вернётся! Где спрятаться?
- 00:05:04,479 --> 00:05:06,639 Так, малыш у тебя есть два варианта:
- 00:05:06,719 --> 00:05:10,559 можешь разобраться по-мужски или прятаться всю жизнь, как трус!
- 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:11,799 Что выбираешь?
- 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:16,798 Значит, второе?
- 00:05:16,798 --> 00:05:19,520 Пойми, Зус, Робби вдвое больше меня!
- 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:21,598 И потом, чего я добьюсь своей смертью?!
- 00:05:21,598 --> 00:05:23,960 Нужно просто спрятаться часов до трёх!
- 00:05:25,438 --> 00:05:26,799 Бесконечный день.
- 00:05:26,879 --> 00:05:29,319 А знаешь, Диппер, попробуй не думать про Робби.
- 00:05:34,078 --> 00:05:38,039 <i>Девочка, скажи, почему ты такая странная?</i>
- 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:39,919 <i>«Почему ты такой странный?»</i>
- 00:05:39,999 --> 00:05:41,480 <i>Продолжим после рекламы!</i>
- 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:44,879 Жалко Диппера! Прячется от Робби,
- 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:46,558 боится собственных страхов.
- 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:50,360 Он неудачник! Я вот ничего не боюсь!
- 00:05:51,128 --> 00:05:51,814 КЛЕЙ
- 00:05:51,839 --> 00:05:53,240 Принести тебе лестницу?
- 00:05:53,278 --> 00:05:54,719 -У нас её нет. -Почему?
- 00:05:54,840 --> 00:05:57,199 Просто согласно исследованиям, лестница
- 00:05:57,279 --> 00:06:00,840 опаснее заряженного ружья! У меня больше десятка ружей!
- 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:03,359 На случай, если кто-то притащит в дом лестницу.
- 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:06,959 Скажи, дядя Стэн: почему это ты такой странный?
- 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:10,320 На себя посмотри – странная! Я пошел отсюда.
- 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:13,599 И почему дядю Стэна так напрягают лестницы?
- 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,358 Конечно!
- 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:18,599 Наверное, у него есть тайный страх высоты!
- 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:22,239 Мы должны его проверить! А может, пусть пока живет спокойно?
- 00:06:23,159 --> 00:06:24,200 Нет!
- 00:06:28,839 --> 00:06:32,120 Эх, а каково бы это было – попасть в видеоигру?!
- 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:37,919 И о чём я раньше думал?!
- 00:06:40,959 --> 00:06:43,160 Глупый Робби! Ненавижу его.
- 00:06:46,558 --> 00:06:47,758 <i>Первый раунд. Бой!</i>
- 00:06:51,468 --> 00:06:54,935 <i>Нокаут! Продолжить?</i>
- 00:06:55,066 --> 00:06:57,533 <i>Победитель никогда не бежит от битвы!</i>
- 00:06:58,040 --> 00:07:00,879 Тебе легко говорить! У тебя много жизней!
- 00:07:03,839 --> 00:07:06,238 Эх! Вот бы вместо меня с Робби сразился он!
- 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:11,480 А?
- 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:14,335 ЧТОБЫ ПОЛУЧИТЬ ДОПОЛНИТЕЛЬНУЮ СИЛУ, НАЖМИ
- 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:18,759 «Чтобы получить дополнительную силу…». Думаю, это было бы неплохо!
- 00:07:20,199 --> 00:07:22,799 Назад, назад, удар, удар, вперед, назад,
- 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:25,519 вниз, удар ногой с разворота, тройной удар, удар ногой!
- 00:07:27,839 --> 00:07:29,000 Не сработало!
- 00:07:30,719 --> 00:07:32,319 А, Зус?
- 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:35,840 Выбери своего бойца!
- 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:38,878 Рамбл Макскёрмиш.
- 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:50,398 Настоящий?
- 00:07:51,839 --> 00:07:53,160 Дай пять!
- 00:07:53,319 --> 00:07:55,520 Ой! Какие острые пиксели!
- 00:07:58,078 --> 00:08:01,680 Привет тебе, мальчик! Я Рамбл Макскёрмиш из США!
- 00:08:01,705 --> 00:08:03,639 Удар, пинок, удар колесо!
- 00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:05,758 Круто!
- 00:08:06,279 --> 00:08:08,719 Обменник! Сделай из меня могучего волка!
- 00:08:10,959 --> 00:08:13,959 Увидев его, Робби так испугается, что забудет о драке!
- 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:17,200 Мой телохранитель – самый лучший боец в мире!
- 00:08:17,278 --> 00:08:18,800 Нужна подзарядка!
- 00:08:18,879 --> 00:08:20,960 Это потрясающе! Расскажу Зусу!
- 00:08:22,078 --> 00:08:23,159 Зус?
- 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:26,919 Я застрял в этой игре!
- 00:08:26,999 --> 00:08:29,758 В теории – шикарно, на практике – скучно.
- 00:08:31,239 --> 00:08:33,279 Кажется, игры закончились.
- 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:34,679 Так, Пухля,
- 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:38,398 пора начинать операцию «Отучим дядю Стэна бояться высоты»!
- 00:08:39,719 --> 00:08:41,278 Хорошее название.
- 00:08:41,519 --> 00:08:43,719 -А? -Поздравляю с днем дяди!
- 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:45,159 А что, разве есть день дяди?
- 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:47,998 Конечно, я же не сама его придумала.
- 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:50,760 Туфли на каблуках! Ой, ну, зачем?
- 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:52,919 Нет, серьёзно? Зачем, зачем мне это?
- 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:56,560 А что такое? Ты думаешь, что каблуки слишком высокие?
- 00:08:56,638 --> 00:08:59,519 Что тебе будет некомфортно в них?
- 00:08:59,599 --> 00:09:00,719 -Возможно. -Дядя Стэн!
- 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:02,398 Признай, что ты боишься высоты!
- 00:09:02,398 --> 00:09:04,280 Что?! Ты для этого купила их?
- 00:09:04,318 --> 00:09:08,439 Мэйбл, тебе должно быть очень стыдно! Тем более в международный день дяди!
- 00:09:09,118 --> 00:09:12,039 И кстати у меня нет никакого страха высоты.
- 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:15,519 А теперь мы расскажем вам о прыжках с парашютом!
- 00:09:15,838 --> 00:09:17,758 Выключи!
- 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:23,799 Да, я боюсь высоты! Это что, настолько странно?
- 00:09:26,398 --> 00:09:28,959 Но у нас нет подходящих зарядок!
- 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:33,359 Окорочков, пиццы или золотых колец! А может быть тебе подойдет бутерброд?
- 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:35,038 Положи его на пол.
- 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:41,600 Хотел бы я так уметь!
- 00:09:41,758 --> 00:09:43,880 А теперь я должен победить всех чемпионов!
- 00:09:43,959 --> 00:09:45,679 Поехали в Советский Союз!
- 00:09:45,759 --> 00:09:48,080 Не получится! По многим причинам!
- 00:09:48,159 --> 00:09:50,439 Но у нас в Гравити Фолз тоже есть бойцы.
- 00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:52,799 Максимальной силы?
- 00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:55,520 Его зовут Робби Ви, и он, типа, мой главный враг.
- 00:09:56,199 --> 00:09:58,078 Он убил твоего отца?
- 00:09:58,078 --> 00:09:59,920 Ну, он встречается с девушкой, которая мне очень нравится,
- 00:09:59,998 --> 00:10:02,878 и ещё он жуткий зануда, годится?
- 00:10:02,959 --> 00:10:05,758 И ещё он убил твоего отца!
- 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:09,440 А, ну да! Скажи, ты не мог бы его немножко напугать?
- 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:10,558 Чтобы мне с ним не драться?
- 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:13,599 От твоих слов у меня прыгают плечи!
- 00:10:13,679 --> 00:10:15,358 Файрбол! Апперкот!
- 00:10:15,358 --> 00:10:18,120 Удар! Миска с пуншем!
- 00:10:18,238 --> 00:10:19,640 Ты защитишь меня от Робби?
- 00:10:19,719 --> 00:10:21,399 Вызов принят! Нажми старт!
- 00:10:21,970 --> 00:10:24,170 СТАРТ
- 00:10:25,719 --> 00:10:28,879 Oй! Кажется, это дядя! Стой здесь и не двигайся!
- 00:10:30,799 --> 00:10:32,079 Я говорю, не двигайся.
- 00:10:32,159 --> 00:10:34,079 Это мой неподвижный режим.
- 00:10:34,839 --> 00:10:36,599 Как же помочь дяде Стэну
- 00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:38,398 преодолеть страх высоты?
- 00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:41,278 Привет, Мэйбл! Познакомся с Рамблом – моим телохранителем.
- 00:10:41,278 --> 00:10:43,198 Мальчик дал мне бутерброд!
- 00:10:43,239 --> 00:10:47,519 Ух ты! Какой у него странный голос! Ну-ка, скажи вот эти слова.
- 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:53,319 Аквамарин! Плохой холестерин! Рибофлавин!
- 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:55,719 Мэйбл, он не игрушка, а робот-боец!
- 00:10:55,799 --> 00:10:57,598 Он защитит меня от Робби.
- 00:10:57,598 --> 00:11:00,240 -А по-моему, это жульничество. -Это точно!
- 00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:02,199 Увидимся после драки.
- 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:04,240 Кучка! Кучка какашек!
- 00:11:05,278 --> 00:11:07,198 Какие у Робби супер-удары?
- 00:11:07,198 --> 00:11:10,159 Никаких. Как только увидит тебя – написает в штаны.
- 00:11:10,239 --> 00:11:12,720 Мои приемы круче его! «Труба»!
- 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:14,878 Ого! Это откуда?
- 00:11:14,879 --> 00:11:16,560 Я разбил цистерну!
- 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:19,239 Поверь мне, это не нужно! Просто напугай его.
- 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:21,999 Да! Вот этим!
- 00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:25,400 Какой-то опасный мусор на этой улице.
- 00:11:27,599 --> 00:11:29,200 Привет, дядя Стэн!
- 00:11:29,278 --> 00:11:31,198 А не хочешь ли ты прогуляться
- 00:11:31,239 --> 00:11:34,319 в совершенно незнакомое место с завязанными глазами?
- 00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:36,958 Ха! Это повеселее, чем просто сидеть!
- 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:38,878 Погоди минутку!
- 00:11:38,878 --> 00:11:41,758 Ты же не отведёшь меня на какую-нибудь высокую башню?
- 00:11:41,758 --> 00:11:44,638 Дядя Стэн! Что ты такое говоришь?!
- 00:11:45,598 --> 00:11:46,719 Честное скаутское!
- 00:11:47,079 --> 00:11:48,478 Ладно! Пошли.
- 00:11:58,559 --> 00:12:01,199 Так-так-так, вы смотрите, кто пришел!
- 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:04,798 Я думал, ты струсишь! Готов разобраться по-мужски?
- 00:12:04,798 --> 00:12:06,719 Слушай? ты вряд ли захочешь драться.
- 00:12:06,799 --> 00:12:09,598 Давай лучше всё отменим, пока никто не пострадал.
- 00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:11,960 Струсил да? Ты струсил?
- 00:12:12,039 --> 00:12:14,079 Ну ладно! Сам напросился.
- 00:12:15,839 --> 00:12:18,719 Это еще кто?! И почему нечёткий?
- 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:21,519 Это величайший из всех воинов, живущих на свете.
- 00:12:21,599 --> 00:12:24,639 Да, как же! Одноглазый! Он что, пообещал дать тебе
- 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:26,360 ещё стероидов для бицепсов?
- 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:30,279 Не смей смеяться! Ты убил отца мальчика!
- 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:31,400 Не понял, что?
- 00:12:31,479 --> 00:12:34,799 Даю последний шанс! Сдавайся или мой друг тебе покажет.
- 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:36,759 Вот сам и сдавайся!
- 00:12:36,879 --> 00:12:39,920 Я предупреждал! Рамбл, вперед!
- 00:12:41,079 --> 00:12:43,040 Ты чего?
- 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:45,040 Что происходит?
- 00:12:45,118 --> 00:12:47,679 Я не хотел этого делать, но ты не оставил выбора!
- 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:49,199 Не будешь больше задираться?
- 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:53,199 Стой! Рамбл, прекрати! Робби уже всё понял!
- 00:12:53,758 --> 00:12:55,679 Бросок!
- 00:12:56,319 --> 00:12:57,959 Стой! Остановись!
- 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:01,438 Да что ж это?! Он чокнутый!
- 00:13:01,479 --> 00:13:03,240 Файербол!
- 00:13:05,359 --> 00:13:06,599 Рамбл, что ты делаешь?!
- 00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:09,119 Нужно было только напугать, а ты его чуть не убил!
- 00:13:09,199 --> 00:13:13,479 Я не остановлюсь, пока обидчик не будет уничтожен!
- 00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:17,600 Удар!
- 00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:19,199 Это нехорошо!
- 00:13:21,879 --> 00:13:23,840 Я так и знал, что они где-то здесь.
- 00:13:24,082 --> 00:13:25,349 БОЧКИ И ЯЩИКИ
- 00:13:29,079 --> 00:13:30,719 Эй, успокойся!
- 00:13:31,198 --> 00:13:33,720 Прошу, Рамбл, остановись!
- 00:13:40,079 --> 00:13:41,240 Рамбл, стой!
- 00:13:44,039 --> 00:13:45,598 Удар, удар, удар!
- 00:13:48,639 --> 00:13:50,720 Хватит уже!
- 00:13:50,799 --> 00:13:54,479 Хотя бы помедленнее. Я уже не могу.
- 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:57,080 Я люблю тебя, папа!
- 00:13:59,844 --> 00:14:02,075 БОНУСНЫЙ УРОВЕНЬ
- 00:14:02,236 --> 00:14:03,836 ОТЛИЧНЫЙ РЕЗУЛЬТАТ
- 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,443 O, нет! Моя машина!
- 00:14:06,959 --> 00:14:08,639 Ну, ничего, купим другую.
- 00:14:08,719 --> 00:14:10,079 Хорошо быть богатым.
- 00:14:12,478 --> 00:14:14,799 Ты не убежишь!
- 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:20,600 -Привет! -Зус!
- 00:14:20,679 --> 00:14:22,920 -Ты где был? -А! Долгая история!
- 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:26,079 Чувак, ты видел, как этот парень всё кругом крушит?
- 00:14:26,159 --> 00:14:27,119 Просто ужас!
- 00:14:27,279 --> 00:14:30,719 Да, вообще-то, это я его сюда привел, чтобы он меня защищал!
- 00:14:30,799 --> 00:14:33,560 Теперь его нужно остановить, пока он не убил Робби!
- 00:14:34,119 --> 00:14:36,440 Тебе пригодится друг со старым пикапом?
- 00:14:36,559 --> 00:14:37,559 Еще как, Зус!
- 00:14:42,639 --> 00:14:45,159 Ну, вот, теперь, дядя снимай повязку!
- 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:51,080 Да, чего-то такого я и ожидал.
- 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:54,718 Ты держишься молодцом! Попробуй отпустить перила.
- 00:14:54,839 --> 00:14:56,360 Нет.
- 00:14:56,439 --> 00:14:59,120 Это от тебя пахнет гневом и гормонами?!
- 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:02,280 Наконец-то спасен.
- 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,719 Слушай, Робби, найди себе другую башню!
- 00:15:04,959 --> 00:15:07,040 Помолчи! Он услышит!
- 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:08,519 Вижу врага!
- 00:15:11,559 --> 00:15:13,199 Иди и спасай его.
- 00:15:14,279 --> 00:15:16,798 Можешь бежать, но ты не спрячешься!
- 00:15:16,798 --> 00:15:19,839 Рамбл, прошу остановись! Послушай меня!
- 00:15:20,638 --> 00:15:22,440 Удар!
- 00:15:22,559 --> 00:15:24,400 -Что это было? -О, боже.
- 00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:27,200 Мы же не упадем?
- 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:30,759 Конечно, нет! Опоры крепкие! Мамочка!
- 00:15:36,319 --> 00:15:37,419 ПРИКОНЧИ ЕГО
- 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:39,480 Нет-нет! Не надо! Не приканчивай!
- 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:44,439 Хватит, Рамбл!
- 00:15:46,919 --> 00:15:48,879 Рамбл, ты должен меня выслушать!
- 00:15:48,959 --> 00:15:51,999 Робби, он он не убивал моего отца
- 00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:53,799 Тогда кто?
- 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:56,559 Что? Никто не убивал! Я обманул.
- 00:15:56,799 --> 00:16:00,440 Тогда ты настоящий плохой парень!
- 00:16:00,958 --> 00:16:02,360 Наверное, так и есть.
- 00:16:05,758 --> 00:16:10,558 Весь мой путь – сплошная ложь! Моя честь растоптана!
- 00:16:10,559 --> 00:16:14,160 Сенсей предупреждал не ходить дорогой зла!
- 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:17,278 Мальчик сбил меня с истинного пути!
- 00:16:17,278 --> 00:16:22,800 Если Робби Ви не самый главный босс, значит, это будешь ты!
- 00:16:24,310 --> 00:16:25,110 СТАРТ
- 00:16:25,119 --> 00:16:27,399 Чувак! Не дерись с ним!
- 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:30,080 У него же два черных пояса, если не три.
- 00:16:30,159 --> 00:16:31,839 -Он тебя прибьет. -Ну и что?!
- 00:16:31,919 --> 00:16:35,000 Я заварил эту кашу, мне её и расхлебывать.
- 00:16:35,079 --> 00:16:36,759 Не хочешь спрятаться как трус?!
- 00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:40,359 Тогда дерись как мужик.
- 00:16:42,420 --> 00:16:43,420 ДИППЕР – РАМБЛ
- 00:16:43,482 --> 00:16:44,415 Приготовиться!
- 00:16:51,813 --> 00:16:52,513 БОЙ
- 00:16:56,799 --> 00:16:59,199 Файербол и молния! Огонь!
- 00:17:04,318 --> 00:17:06,800 Бьешь как девчонка! Даже хуже, чем девчонка!
- 00:17:13,919 --> 00:17:14,959 У!
- 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:19,605 РАМБЛ
- 00:17:19,678 --> 00:17:21,039 O нет!
- 00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:25,559 Не очень-то и хотелось!
- 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,680 Нет! Я не могу смотреть вверх! Я не умею!
- 00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:43,880 Ну, и что: скатать его и повесить на стену?
- 00:17:43,959 --> 00:17:45,759 Чувак, а может лучше ножницы?
- 00:17:45,959 --> 00:17:49,839 Супер-пиксельный удар!
- 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,319 Не забывай, у меня есть супер-удары!
- 00:18:01,424 --> 00:18:02,224 ДИППЕР
- 00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:12,961 Супер. Мощный. Ниндзя. Турбо. Нео. Ультра. Гипер.
- 00:18:12,987 --> 00:18:16,519 Мега. Мульти. Альфа. Мета. Экстра. Макси. Архи. Комбо!
- 00:18:23,559 --> 00:18:26,640 Рамбл, ты правда чемпион из чемпионов!
- 00:18:27,984 --> 00:18:30,950 РАМБЛ ПОБЕДИЛ
- 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,638 Победитель не проигрывает!
- 00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:34,799 С этим утверждением я бы поспорил.
- 00:18:35,437 --> 00:18:36,403 ИГРА ОКОНЧЕНА
- 00:18:36,478 --> 00:18:40,920 Что?! Нет! Нет! Нет!
- 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:44,158 Игра окончена, старый друг.
- 00:18:44,619 --> 00:18:46,486 СПАСИБО ЗА ИГРУ ВВЕДИТЕ ИМЯ
- 00:18:50,306 --> 00:18:50,806 ДИП
- 00:18:50,860 --> 00:18:51,620 Прикольно.
- 00:18:53,079 --> 00:18:54,480 Прости меня, Дядя Стэн!
- 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:57,999 Я хотела помочь, но ошиблась! Ошиблась!
- 00:18:58,079 --> 00:18:59,919 Я живой!
- 00:19:00,478 --> 00:19:02,320 И отлично себя чувствую!
- 00:19:02,398 --> 00:19:05,040 Стоп! Для уверенности надо станцевать!
- 00:19:08,159 --> 00:19:09,320 Вот тебе, мой страх!
- 00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:12,600 Стэн Пайнс больше не боится высоты!
- 00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:13,918 Ну, ты идешь?
- 00:19:13,918 --> 00:19:16,919 А в чем дело? Теперь ты боишься высоты?
- 00:19:17,758 --> 00:19:18,718 Oй.
- 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,919 Стой! Кто был этот парень?
- 00:19:23,999 --> 00:19:25,438 И почему с тобой я постоянно влипаю
- 00:19:25,479 --> 00:19:27,719 в какие-то переделки с монстрами?!
- 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:28,920 Даже не знаю.
- 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:32,080 Он мне чуть шею не сломал! Знаешь, как я сейчас зол?
- 00:19:32,158 --> 00:19:34,839 То есть, теперь нам с тобой нужно подраться?
- 00:19:35,119 --> 00:19:38,319 Ладно, давай врежь мне! Только побыстрее, если можно.
- 00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:41,400 Даже так? Сейчас я на тебе оторвусь!
- 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:46,558 -Ты не убегаешь? -Нет.
- 00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:47,999 Ты уверен?
- 00:19:51,759 --> 00:19:53,919 Да ну тебя! Сдался ты мне!
- 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,640 Мне нужно руки беречь для гитары.
- 00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:58,079 Привет, парни! Слышала тут какие-то крики.
- 00:19:58,159 --> 00:19:59,600 -Венди?! -Ты вернулась!
- 00:19:59,679 --> 00:20:01,160 Ну, конечно! Oго!
- 00:20:01,239 --> 00:20:03,838 Что здесь произошло? Торнадо что ли налетел?
- 00:20:04,539 --> 00:20:06,693 -Понимаешь, Венди тут вроде… -Ну это, понимаешь, тут...
- 00:20:06,718 --> 00:20:08,280 И почему вы все в синяках?
- 00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:11,799 Только не говорите, что вы подрались! Я ненавижу драки.
- 00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:13,760 Что ты? Драка?
- 00:20:13,839 --> 00:20:14,919 Зачем нам драться?
- 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,720 Глупости! Наоборот, мы пытались остановить двух драчунов,
- 00:20:17,799 --> 00:20:19,239 и вот нам тоже досталось.
- 00:20:20,919 --> 00:20:23,998 Круто! Приятно видеть, что двое моих парней подружились!
- 00:20:23,999 --> 00:20:26,279 Я пойду распакуюсь! Потом вам позвоню!
- 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:30,239 Фу!
- 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:32,919 Ты это слышал? Она назвала меня своим парнем!
- 00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:34,558 Но смотрела она на меня.
- 00:20:34,559 --> 00:20:38,040 Знаешь, Робби, если мы будем грызться, то мы оба её потеряем!
- 00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:40,040 Предлагаю вести холодную войну.
- 00:20:40,119 --> 00:20:41,720 Ну, давай! А это как?
- 00:20:41,799 --> 00:20:44,159 Будем ненавидеть друг друга, но по-тихому.
- 00:20:44,279 --> 00:20:47,000 Типа как девчонки что ли?
- 00:20:47,038 --> 00:20:49,119 Да, правильно! Именно, как девчонки.
- 00:20:50,559 --> 00:20:54,119 И тут я говорю Томпсону: «Эй, ты и другим тоже оставь!»
- 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,119 -Молодец, Венди! Здорово! -Отлично! Да.
- 00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:58,959 Ёлки-моталки! Я сейчас!
- 00:21:03,439 --> 00:21:04,520 Вот так я и сказала.
- 00:21:04,599 --> 00:21:06,800 Венди, ты лучшая. Класс!
- 00:21:06,879 --> 00:21:09,440 -Просто обалдеть! Да! -Здорово ты его приложила, потрясно!
- 00:21:13,334 --> 00:21:13,815 ВЫБЕРИТЕ ПЕРСОНАЖА
- 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:16,239 Я – Диппер! У меня есть шорты и решительность!
- 00:21:16,319 --> 00:21:18,718 Я – это что-то! Я – Мэйбл!
- 00:21:18,718 --> 00:21:21,159 Я неуклюжий, но высоко прыгаю!
- 00:21:21,879 --> 00:21:23,079 А мне по барабану!
- 00:21:28,318 --> 00:21:30,279 Жаль это был всего лишь сон!
- 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,079 Ем друзей!
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