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The Time Traveler’s Pig
Сезон: 01Серия: 09
Описание
Стэн организовывает ярмарку, на которую попадает путешественник во времени. Пользуясь его машиной времени, Диппер и Мэйбл пытаются прожить этот день так, как они хотели бы: исправив конфуз с Венди и выиграв на конкурсе поросёнка Пухлю, но им придётся выбрать что-то одно.
Субтитры
- 00:00:06,279 --> 00:00:09,478 There she is, Mabel! The cheapest fair money can rent!
- 00:00:09,559 --> 00:00:11,439 I spared every expense.
- 00:00:11,718 --> 00:00:13,638 Ahhh!
- 00:00:14,678 --> 00:00:18,319 I think the sky tram is broken. Also, most of my bones.
- 00:00:18,937 --> 00:00:22,418 This guy. All right, all right, I got a job for you two.
- 00:00:22,599 --> 00:00:25,359 I printed up a bunch of fake safety inspection certificates.
- 00:00:25,438 --> 00:00:27,598 Go slap one on anything that looks like a lawsuit.
- 00:00:27,879 --> 00:00:29,599 Grunkle Stan, is that legal?
- 00:00:29,679 --> 00:00:32,079 When there's no cops around, anything's legal.
- 00:00:32,158 --> 00:00:34,239 Soos, how's that dunk tank coming along?
- 00:00:35,718 --> 00:00:37,599 Almost ready to go, Mr. Pines!
- 00:00:40,159 --> 00:00:42,798 Ha! You got it rigged from here to Timbuktu!
- 00:00:43,039 --> 00:00:45,317 There's nothing on earth that could knock me down.
- 00:00:45,318 --> 00:00:48,399 Yeah, except for, like, a futuristic laser arm cannon.
- 00:00:48,718 --> 00:00:51,478 Hey, you haven't seen my red screwdriver, have you?
- 00:00:51,558 --> 00:00:52,839 Darn thing went missing.
- 00:00:52,959 --> 00:00:55,398 Maybe some magical creature or paranormal thingum took it.
- 00:00:55,479 --> 00:00:58,278 Oye, you've been spending too much time with those kids!
- 00:00:58,359 --> 00:01:00,677 All right, let's see, where did I put that thing?
- 00:01:02,878 --> 00:01:05,477 The mission is proceeding as planned. Over.
- 00:01:48,159 --> 00:01:51,119 It's 12:00. The Dunk Tank is now open!
- 00:01:52,799 --> 00:01:55,957 Step right up and dunk me, folks! I'm talking to you, cut-offs!
- 00:01:55,957 --> 00:01:59,279 That's right, muffin-top, high pants. Who wants a piece of me?
- 00:02:01,758 --> 00:02:03,637 Come back any time, folks.
- 00:02:05,557 --> 00:02:08,718 How do they get them into this shape? It's unnatural!
- 00:02:08,838 --> 00:02:11,678 But Dipper, they're so delicious?
- 00:02:13,998 --> 00:02:15,999 Oh, boo! I'll be right back.
- 00:02:16,079 --> 00:02:17,639 I'll be right here! Heh.
- 00:02:18,678 --> 00:02:19,238 I love you.
- 00:02:19,319 --> 00:02:22,799 Look at you two! Getting all romantic at the fair!
- 00:02:22,938 --> 00:02:24,898 Come on, it's no big deal.
- 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:25,978 Yeah, it is!
- 00:02:26,098 --> 00:02:29,139 Okay, you're right. It is! Isn't this amazing? I just dove in! I said,
- 00:02:29,218 --> 00:02:32,218 "Hey, you wanna hang out at the fair?" And you know what she said?
- 00:02:32,818 --> 00:02:34,339 Yeah, I guess so.
- 00:02:34,419 --> 00:02:36,377 "Yeah, I guess so!" It totally worked!
- 00:02:36,377 --> 00:02:39,579 All your advice about just going for it, it's finally paying off!
- 00:02:40,018 --> 00:02:43,738 When are you going to learn, Dipper? I'm always right about everything!
- 00:02:44,057 --> 00:02:46,937 Hey, do you smell a gallon of body spray?
- 00:02:47,897 --> 00:02:50,178 Hey, either of you dorks seen Wendy around?
- 00:02:50,499 --> 00:02:52,339 -Who wants to know? -Hey!
- 00:02:52,498 --> 00:02:54,499 Yeah, I got some new super-tight jeans.
- 00:02:54,579 --> 00:02:56,859 Thought she might want to check them out.
- 00:02:57,259 --> 00:02:59,458 Yeah, you know, I think I saw her in the bottomless pit.
- 00:02:59,538 --> 00:03:01,018 You should really go jump in there.
- 00:03:01,338 --> 00:03:03,179 Maybe I will, smart guy.
- 00:03:04,698 --> 00:03:05,938 He is such a jerk!
- 00:03:06,137 --> 00:03:08,057 Yeah. But he's a jerk with tight pants and a guitar.
- 00:03:08,057 --> 00:03:09,977 I need to keep him away from Wendy at all costs.
- 00:03:10,098 --> 00:03:12,699 Don't worry, brother, whatever happens, I'll be right here,
- 00:03:12,779 --> 00:03:15,538 supporting you every step of the... Oh, my gosh! A pig!
- 00:03:19,577 --> 00:03:20,818 Iffen you can guess the critter's weight,
- 00:03:20,898 --> 00:03:22,698 you can take the critter home.
- 00:03:28,819 --> 00:03:31,097 He said "Mabel"! Either that or "doorbell".
- 00:03:31,138 --> 00:03:33,977 Did you say "Mabel" or "doorbell"?
- 00:03:35,499 --> 00:03:38,139 Oh, look, Mabel here found her real twin.
- 00:03:40,339 --> 00:03:41,657 Pacifica.
- 00:03:41,657 --> 00:03:43,419 Sir, I must have that pig!
- 00:03:43,858 --> 00:03:46,018 Ah! Old Fifteen-Poundy.
- 00:03:46,099 --> 00:03:47,458 So, how much you guessing he weighs?
- 00:03:48,178 --> 00:03:50,219 Um, 15 pounds?
- 00:03:50,578 --> 00:03:53,698 Are you some kind of witch? Well, here's your pig.
- 00:03:58,179 --> 00:03:59,659 And you'll be needing these.
- 00:04:00,339 --> 00:04:01,898 No? Suit yourself.
- 00:04:03,858 --> 00:04:05,938 Everything is different now.
- 00:04:06,617 --> 00:04:07,899 Whoa, check it out.
- 00:04:08,778 --> 00:04:11,498 I don't know if it's a duck or a panda, but I want one!
- 00:04:12,699 --> 00:04:14,378 My uncle taught me the secret to these games.
- 00:04:14,458 --> 00:04:17,298 You aim for the carny's head, and take the prize when he's unconscious.
- 00:04:18,338 --> 00:04:19,378 Nice.
- 00:04:19,498 --> 00:04:21,977 -One ball, please. -You only get one chance.
- 00:04:23,897 --> 00:04:26,458 And a-one! And a-two! And a...
- 00:04:27,818 --> 00:04:28,899 Ow! My eye!
- 00:04:29,299 --> 00:04:31,098 Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Wendy, are you okay?
- 00:04:31,378 --> 00:04:32,537 Does it look swollen?
- 00:04:34,099 --> 00:04:37,337 Everything's gonna be fine! Don't worry! I'll... I'll go get some ice!
- 00:04:42,218 --> 00:04:43,458 Where is she, where is she?
- 00:04:47,578 --> 00:04:49,179 Hey! Watch where you're going, man!
- 00:04:52,978 --> 00:04:55,899 All right, just ease your eyeball into that Freezy-cone.
- 00:04:56,019 --> 00:04:58,538 Robbie, thanks. That's really sweet.
- 00:04:58,618 --> 00:05:00,377 The gesture and the flavored syrup.
- 00:05:00,579 --> 00:05:03,819 Yeah, I was just here in the right place at the right time.
- 00:05:04,217 --> 00:05:05,899 You know, I've been meaning to ask you,
- 00:05:05,979 --> 00:05:07,738 we've been spending a lot of time together
- 00:05:07,819 --> 00:05:10,937 and I was wondering if maybe, you wanted to go out with me?
- 00:05:12,739 --> 00:05:13,817 Yeah, I guess so.
- 00:05:14,178 --> 00:05:15,219 Sweet!
- 00:05:17,859 --> 00:05:21,339 Look, Dipper! I won my pet pig! His name is Waddles.
- 00:05:21,419 --> 00:05:24,979 I called him that because he waddles. Waddles!
- 00:05:25,337 --> 00:05:26,658 Everything is different now.
- 00:05:27,019 --> 00:05:28,218 What are you looking at?
- 00:05:35,578 --> 00:05:36,658 Oh.
- 00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:48,058 Uh... Are you gonna move?
- 00:05:50,918 --> 00:05:52,118 Paging Dr. Waddles!
- 00:05:52,199 --> 00:05:54,237 We got a boy here with a broken heart.
- 00:05:54,278 --> 00:05:56,157 Come on, man! These are the jokes!
- 00:05:56,157 --> 00:05:59,678 Mabel, do you ever wish you could go back and undo just one mistake?
- 00:05:59,798 --> 00:06:02,278 Nope! I do everything right all the time.
- 00:06:03,837 --> 00:06:06,359 Wendy only went out with Robbie because he was there with the ice,
- 00:06:06,439 --> 00:06:07,838 and she only needed ice because of the baseball,
- 00:06:07,918 --> 00:06:09,799 and I would have had the ice if it wasn't for
- 00:06:09,878 --> 00:06:11,399 that guy!
- 00:06:11,598 --> 00:06:14,239 Hey, you! Tool belt! You ruined my life!
- 00:06:14,319 --> 00:06:16,318 -Huh? -Don't "huh" me! I've seen you before!
- 00:06:16,398 --> 00:06:18,199 What's your deal? Are you following us around?
- 00:06:18,237 --> 00:06:20,518 And why are you bald? What's all that about?
- 00:06:21,178 --> 00:06:22,979 My position has been compromised!
- 00:06:22,999 --> 00:06:24,398 Assuming stealth mode!
- 00:06:25,438 --> 00:06:29,119 Color match. Initiating color match. Come on! Dang it!
- 00:06:31,399 --> 00:06:32,638 That's amazing!
- 00:06:32,718 --> 00:06:34,958 Are you from the future or something?
- 00:06:35,078 --> 00:06:38,397 Uh... No! Who told you that? Memory Wipe!
- 00:06:39,799 --> 00:06:41,278 This is a baby wipe.
- 00:06:42,199 --> 00:06:44,398 All right, you've cornered me.
- 00:06:44,479 --> 00:06:47,037 I'm a time traveler.
- 00:06:47,518 --> 00:06:48,957 So wait a minute, if you're from the future,
- 00:06:48,957 --> 00:06:50,918 do you have, like, a time machine or something?
- 00:06:51,158 --> 00:06:53,278 That's kind of how it works.
- 00:06:56,119 --> 00:06:57,278 Could I borrow it?
- 00:06:58,958 --> 00:07:01,437 Come on, can I use your time machine just once?
- 00:07:01,478 --> 00:07:03,799 Out of the question! You know, this is sensitive,
- 00:07:03,878 --> 00:07:05,959 extremely complicated time equipment.
- 00:07:06,559 --> 00:07:07,718 It looks like a tape measure.
- 00:07:07,879 --> 00:07:10,039 You shut your time-mouth!
- 00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:11,839 This making any sense to you?
- 00:07:11,997 --> 00:07:13,759 I think he's just crazy!
- 00:07:13,879 --> 00:07:14,878 Oh, you don't believe me?
- 00:07:17,519 --> 00:07:18,798 Guess where I was!
- 00:07:18,958 --> 00:07:19,999 Whoa!
- 00:07:20,078 --> 00:07:23,518 That's right! Fifteen years ago there was a costume store right here!
- 00:07:23,598 --> 00:07:26,119 One second.
- 00:07:26,198 --> 00:07:28,317 Oh, heck! Pat, pat down!
- 00:07:28,358 --> 00:07:29,719 So, who are you again?
- 00:07:29,798 --> 00:07:32,759 Blendin Blandin. Time Anomaly Removal Crew,
- 00:07:32,839 --> 00:07:35,037 Year Twenty Sñeventy Twelve.
- 00:07:35,078 --> 00:07:37,559 My mission is to stop a series of time anomalies
- 00:07:37,639 --> 00:07:39,837 that are supposed to happen at this very location.
- 00:07:39,837 --> 00:07:44,038 But I don't see any anomalies. I don't know if it's some kind of paradox
- 00:07:44,399 --> 00:07:46,199 or if I'm just really tired.
- 00:07:47,198 --> 00:07:49,079 You know, you sound like you could use a break.
- 00:07:49,159 --> 00:07:50,397 Definitely. Definitely.
- 00:07:50,398 --> 00:07:53,879 Might we recommend one of the various attractions at the Mystery Fair?
- 00:07:54,237 --> 00:07:59,278 You know what? What the heck! I'm worth it! But I got my eye on you!
- 00:08:03,319 --> 00:08:04,318 One, please!
- 00:08:04,439 --> 00:08:07,159 Sorry, dude, but you're gonna have to take your belt off for the ride.
- 00:08:07,238 --> 00:08:09,878 One of your tools might fly off and accidently fix something.
- 00:08:10,479 --> 00:08:12,359 Guard it with your life.
- 00:08:12,477 --> 00:08:14,397 I will watch it like a hawk, dude.
- 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:21,039 Like a hawk.
- 00:08:22,519 --> 00:08:26,799 Here it is, Mabel. Our ticket to any moment in history!
- 00:08:26,877 --> 00:08:29,239 Let's go get two dodos and force them to make out!
- 00:08:29,519 --> 00:08:31,478 No! We gotta be smart about this.
- 00:08:31,559 --> 00:08:33,919 All that paradox talk kind of freaked me out.
- 00:08:33,998 --> 00:08:36,477 All I'm going to do is go back and fix my one mistake.
- 00:08:36,477 --> 00:08:39,199 If I don't miss that baseball throw, I won't hit Wendy in the eye,
- 00:08:39,357 --> 00:08:41,798 and Robbie won't comfort her, and they won't start going out.
- 00:08:42,199 --> 00:08:45,319 I'm coming, too! I want to relive the greatest moment of my life,
- 00:08:45,919 --> 00:08:47,037 winning Waddles!
- 00:08:47,919 --> 00:08:49,279 Muah!
- 00:08:53,278 --> 00:08:54,398 See you later.
- 00:08:54,479 --> 00:08:57,278 See you earlier!
- 00:09:27,398 --> 00:09:30,439 It's 12:00. The Dunk Tank is now open!
- 00:09:32,798 --> 00:09:35,997 Step right up and dunk me, folks! I'm talking to you, cut-offs!
- 00:09:36,439 --> 00:09:38,839 -Do-over? -Do-over!
- 00:09:38,877 --> 00:09:39,838 If and you could guess the...
- 00:09:39,918 --> 00:09:41,278 Fifteen pounds!
- 00:09:41,918 --> 00:09:43,879 And yes, I am a witch.
- 00:09:44,599 --> 00:09:46,557 Well, time to round up a mob.
- 00:09:47,517 --> 00:09:48,477 Hey, Wendy.
- 00:09:48,478 --> 00:09:50,478 There you are. Hey, what happened to your hat?
- 00:09:50,999 --> 00:09:52,718 Uh... Nothing. Hey, look! What's that?
- 00:09:52,919 --> 00:09:56,599 Whoa! Check it out. I don't know if it's a duck or a panda but I want one.
- 00:09:57,158 --> 00:09:58,158 One ball, please.
- 00:09:58,318 --> 00:09:59,959 You only get one chance.
- 00:10:00,078 --> 00:10:01,238 That's what you think.
- 00:10:02,839 --> 00:10:04,797 One panda-duck, coming right up!
- 00:10:04,797 --> 00:10:06,998 Okay, Dipper, second chance. Don't mess this up.
- 00:10:08,678 --> 00:10:10,039 Yes!
- 00:10:10,838 --> 00:10:13,159 -Ow! My eye! -What?
- 00:10:13,558 --> 00:10:14,918 Does it look swollen?
- 00:10:15,679 --> 00:10:16,759 That's so weird.
- 00:10:16,838 --> 00:10:18,199 Oh, hey, Robbie!
- 00:10:18,439 --> 00:10:21,638 So anyway, we've been hanging out a lot, and I've been wondering if,
- 00:10:21,719 --> 00:10:23,037 you wanted to go out with me?
- 00:10:23,759 --> 00:10:24,879 Yeah, I guess so.
- 00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:26,038 Sweet!
- 00:10:30,479 --> 00:10:33,439 The exact same thing happened twice! It was spooky!
- 00:10:33,597 --> 00:10:38,198 Ooh, maybe it's a time curse! Waddles, can you say "time curse"?
- 00:10:40,759 --> 00:10:42,839 Your face is so fat!
- 00:10:43,197 --> 00:10:45,039 Is it possible that the forces of time
- 00:10:45,117 --> 00:10:47,997 naturally conspire to undo any new outcomes?
- 00:10:47,997 --> 00:10:51,038 No, no. I just need to try again. Third time's the charm.
- 00:10:51,118 --> 00:10:52,439 How hard can it be?
- 00:10:54,717 --> 00:10:55,677 Light her on fire!
- 00:10:55,677 --> 00:10:56,959 Find the witch!
- 00:11:04,519 --> 00:11:05,599 Ow! My eye!
- 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,197 Hey, you all right?
- 00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:21,597 Ow! My eye!
- 00:11:22,039 --> 00:11:23,198 Oh, bad luck.
- 00:11:28,279 --> 00:11:32,157 Uh... Wendy, how badly do you want that stuffed animal thing?
- 00:11:32,158 --> 00:11:34,999 More than anything in the world, Dipper.
- 00:11:35,118 --> 00:11:36,319 Okay.
- 00:11:44,839 --> 00:11:46,519 I love my pig!
- 00:11:48,399 --> 00:11:51,358 If I adjust the ball for wind speed, factoring cotton candy...
- 00:11:51,598 --> 00:11:55,079 Face it, Dipper, you're obviously fated to have a bad day at the fair.
- 00:11:55,159 --> 00:11:57,158 Just like I'm fated to be with Waddles!
- 00:11:57,719 --> 00:11:59,278 It's like there's one variable missing.
- 00:11:59,359 --> 00:12:00,478 What's a variable?
- 00:12:01,438 --> 00:12:04,838 Ha! That's it! I figured out a way to win the toss, not hit Wendy,
- 00:12:04,918 --> 00:12:06,878 and stop Wendy and Robbie from going out.
- 00:12:07,039 --> 00:12:09,079 Awesome! I'm gonna go win my pig again!
- 00:12:09,158 --> 00:12:11,517 Whoa, whoa, whoa! You can't leave. I need you for my plan.
- 00:12:11,598 --> 00:12:12,878 But what about Waddles?
- 00:12:12,958 --> 00:12:14,918 -It'll just take a few minutes! Let's go! -Whoa!
- 00:12:21,439 --> 00:12:22,799 You gonna go, man?
- 00:12:23,839 --> 00:12:25,198 And a-one, and a-two and a...
- 00:12:25,917 --> 00:12:27,398 Aw, dude, you missed.
- 00:12:27,838 --> 00:12:28,999 Did I?
- 00:12:38,678 --> 00:12:39,758 Hah!
- 00:12:42,119 --> 00:12:43,119 Huh?
- 00:12:45,319 --> 00:12:47,997 Your stuffed creature of indeterminate species, miss.
- 00:12:47,998 --> 00:12:49,918 Oh! Awesome!
- 00:12:51,518 --> 00:12:53,198 -There you are, Wendy. -Hi, Robbie!
- 00:12:53,399 --> 00:12:54,919 So I was wondering if, you...
- 00:12:54,998 --> 00:12:56,359 Look what Dipper got for me!
- 00:12:57,878 --> 00:13:02,397 Whatever. Can't even tell what species it is. Stupid.
- 00:13:03,357 --> 00:13:06,598 What's his deal? Looks like I came to the fair with the right guy!
- 00:13:07,478 --> 00:13:09,719 We have a winner!
- 00:13:11,998 --> 00:13:15,398 Anytime, broseph. Now, to win my pig.
- 00:13:17,038 --> 00:13:21,958 It's all yours! No one else's! Old Fifteen-Poundy! Yours! Forever!
- 00:13:30,237 --> 00:13:32,638 That was even more awesome the third time around!
- 00:13:32,959 --> 00:13:34,999 Funnel cake! Let's go get some, Dipper.
- 00:13:40,759 --> 00:13:42,278 Ahhh!
- 00:13:42,639 --> 00:13:44,438 Mabel, what...
- 00:13:45,079 --> 00:13:46,678 -I'll just wait until you're done. -I'm done.
- 00:13:46,798 --> 00:13:48,119 Okay, what is wrong?
- 00:13:48,399 --> 00:13:49,759 We messed up the timeline!
- 00:13:49,838 --> 00:13:52,879 Pacifica saw the flier and won Waddles before I did!
- 00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:54,638 She took Waddles, Dipper!
- 00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,678 Oh, Mabel, I'm sorry!
- 00:13:56,759 --> 00:13:59,118 It's okay, we just need to go back
- 00:13:59,198 --> 00:14:00,559 -and do things differently. -Mabel!
- 00:14:00,638 --> 00:14:03,319 Wait! Look, I did the math, in any other timeline,
- 00:14:03,398 --> 00:14:05,758 Wendy ends up going out with Robbie! I can't mess this day up again!
- 00:14:05,838 --> 00:14:08,638 But if we don't go, then I'll lose Waddles forever!
- 00:14:08,718 --> 00:14:10,519 Hey!
- 00:14:10,557 --> 00:14:11,517 Give it back!
- 00:14:11,678 --> 00:14:12,718 Whoa!
- 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:19,958 When are we?
- 00:14:20,198 --> 00:14:24,398 The real question is, "When are we?" Oh, wait, did you already...
- 00:14:24,478 --> 00:14:25,559 -Yeah, I... I already... -'Cause I was gonna...
- 00:14:25,639 --> 00:14:27,118 -Yeah, it's the same thing. -All right.
- 00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:28,797 Do you hear that?
- 00:14:50,877 --> 00:14:53,318 Be on the lookout for mountain lions, travelers!
- 00:14:53,798 --> 00:14:56,637 Dysentery? Who wants dysentery?
- 00:14:57,079 --> 00:14:58,557 Forge ahead, mighty oxen!
- 00:14:58,557 --> 00:15:01,718 For a new life awaits us on this Oregon Trail!
- 00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:04,317 Where are we? The '70s?
- 00:15:04,317 --> 00:15:06,559 You sent us back 150 years, genius!
- 00:15:06,638 --> 00:15:07,799 It's pioneer times!
- 00:15:08,079 --> 00:15:12,278 By Trembly! Fertilia! It seems you've given birth to two more children!
- 00:15:12,839 --> 00:15:16,759 It appears I have! More little hands to render the tallow.
- 00:15:16,918 --> 00:15:18,717 Tallow? What?
- 00:15:18,758 --> 00:15:20,878 Her mouth is filled with silver, mother!
- 00:15:21,038 --> 00:15:22,399 These are called braces!
- 00:15:22,479 --> 00:15:24,477 Mabel, we can't start messing with the past!
- 00:15:24,477 --> 00:15:26,518 Oh, says the guy who messed with the past all day,
- 00:15:26,599 --> 00:15:29,398 and cost me my pig? I'll mess with whatever I want!
- 00:15:29,558 --> 00:15:33,278 Check it out! A magic button machine! Shoes that blink!
- 00:15:35,078 --> 00:15:36,398 Ohhh!
- 00:15:38,239 --> 00:15:43,677 Hey, sister, guess who gets to vote in the future? Ladies! Up top!
- 00:15:43,999 --> 00:15:46,558 That's called a high-five. Teach it to your friends.
- 00:15:47,439 --> 00:15:49,199 Give me that! I'm gonna set the timeline right!
- 00:15:49,279 --> 00:15:51,079 Hey! No!
- 00:15:53,318 --> 00:15:54,839 Ahhh!
- 00:15:57,959 --> 00:15:59,038 Phew!
- 00:15:59,438 --> 00:16:01,118 Run, run! Take cover!
- 00:16:01,238 --> 00:16:02,599 It's coming!
- 00:16:06,717 --> 00:16:08,198 This future seems neat.
- 00:16:12,158 --> 00:16:13,437 I'm coming, Waddles!
- 00:16:13,438 --> 00:16:14,638 Hey!
- 00:16:14,839 --> 00:16:16,958 I seen it! I seen it again!
- 00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:20,839 But enough about me. Behold... Me!
- 00:16:27,837 --> 00:16:29,757 This thing is getting hotter!
- 00:16:29,757 --> 00:16:31,238 Hot! Hot, hot, hot!
- 00:16:31,559 --> 00:16:33,519 -What did you do? -I don't know!
- 00:16:43,159 --> 00:16:44,157 Where are we?
- 00:16:44,198 --> 00:16:46,358 It's nothing but inky blackness for miles!
- 00:16:46,438 --> 00:16:50,198 Mabel, don't you see? We've transported to the end of time!
- 00:16:50,599 --> 00:16:52,279 Whoa!
- 00:16:55,599 --> 00:16:57,678 Wait, why does it smell so bad in here?
- 00:17:03,679 --> 00:17:05,199 Look! We're back in the present!
- 00:17:05,277 --> 00:17:06,358 But which present?
- 00:17:07,198 --> 00:17:09,118 The is the best present ever!
- 00:17:09,198 --> 00:17:10,238 Yes!
- 00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:12,958 No!
- 00:17:13,438 --> 00:17:15,918 Give me that thing! Dipper, give it back!
- 00:17:17,757 --> 00:17:19,519 Look, Mabel, it's over, okay?
- 00:17:19,599 --> 00:17:21,597 Give it up! I've worked too hard to lose this.
- 00:17:21,799 --> 00:17:24,598 But what about Waddles? He was my soul mate!
- 00:17:24,958 --> 00:17:27,279 You said that about a ball of yarn once!
- 00:17:27,357 --> 00:17:29,277 Do you really want Wendy to date Robbie?
- 00:17:29,959 --> 00:17:31,119 I don't know.
- 00:17:37,918 --> 00:17:40,559 You're not guilt-tripping me, Mabel. Not this time.
- 00:17:44,119 --> 00:17:45,278 Come on, Mabel. I know you.
- 00:17:45,479 --> 00:17:47,359 You're gonna forget about this in a day.
- 00:17:48,199 --> 00:17:49,879 Here, hey, I'll prove it.
- 00:17:53,119 --> 00:17:54,237 See?
- 00:17:58,279 --> 00:18:00,919 Okay, maybe you'll forget in a week.
- 00:18:05,239 --> 00:18:06,639 A month. She'll be better in a month!
- 00:18:11,518 --> 00:18:14,239 Waddles. Waddles.
- 00:18:14,359 --> 00:18:16,317 And if you look to your left, you'll see Miserable Mabel.
- 00:18:16,317 --> 00:18:17,278 The girl who went bonkers
- 00:18:17,358 --> 00:18:19,639 after her dreams were shattered by some heartless jerk.
- 00:18:19,718 --> 00:18:20,918 Oh, hey, Dipper.
- 00:18:31,677 --> 00:18:34,358 I don't know if it's a duck or a panda, but I want one.
- 00:18:36,598 --> 00:18:38,599 Wendy, I just wanted to say that...
- 00:18:38,678 --> 00:18:40,879 Well, I just wanted to say that people make mistakes,
- 00:18:41,199 --> 00:18:43,238 and when they do, you should forgive them.
- 00:18:43,399 --> 00:18:45,117 And also, that tight pants are over-rated.
- 00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:46,318 Dude, you lost me.
- 00:18:47,037 --> 00:18:49,078 I know. One ball, please.
- 00:18:49,159 --> 00:18:50,599 You only get one chance.
- 00:18:52,797 --> 00:18:54,717 And a-one, and a-two, and a...
- 00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:56,758 Ow! My eye!
- 00:18:57,597 --> 00:18:59,159 Hey, Wendy? Are you okay?
- 00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:02,359 You know, this is the perfect time for me to, ask you something.
- 00:19:02,518 --> 00:19:04,317 It is done.
- 00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:07,039 Dipper! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
- 00:19:09,118 --> 00:19:11,997 He's saying "Thank You" in Pig! Aren't you, Waddles?
- 00:19:14,119 --> 00:19:15,838 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
- 00:19:16,358 --> 00:19:17,757 I couldn't break your heart, Mabel.
- 00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:20,798 Besides, there's no way Wendy can date Robbie all summer, right?
- 00:19:21,597 --> 00:19:23,318 You two!
- 00:19:24,718 --> 00:19:28,358 Do you have any idea how many rules you just broke?
- 00:19:28,438 --> 00:19:32,157 I'm asking, I wasn't there with you. It was probably a lot, right?
- 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,077 Blendin Blandin.
- 00:19:34,358 --> 00:19:37,639 The Time Paradox Avoidance Enforcement Squadron!
- 00:19:37,917 --> 00:19:40,519 That's right. And our phones have been ringing off the hook.
- 00:19:40,598 --> 00:19:42,798 There's settlers high-fiving in the 1800s.
- 00:19:42,878 --> 00:19:44,959 And calculators littered through eight centuries!
- 00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:48,518 You are under arrest for violations of the time travelers' code of conduct.
- 00:19:48,799 --> 00:19:51,358 It was those kids! And their leader, Waddles!
- 00:19:51,438 --> 00:19:52,678 That's a pig, Blendin.
- 00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:54,199 I'll get you for this!
- 00:19:54,237 --> 00:19:57,638 I'll go back in time and make sure your parents never meet!
- 00:19:58,358 --> 00:19:59,359 Well, we're still here.
- 00:19:59,518 --> 00:20:01,159 Guess he forgot to go back.
- 00:20:01,399 --> 00:20:02,998 Ha! You suckers!
- 00:20:03,079 --> 00:20:05,719 Your pockets are empty and I'm still sitting high and dry!
- 00:20:08,637 --> 00:20:10,598 Yeah. "Boo. Boo." I love it.
- 00:20:10,678 --> 00:20:13,437 Hey, biceps! Yeah, I'm talking to you, haircut.
- 00:20:14,558 --> 00:20:16,317 Take your best shot. Ha!
- 00:20:27,398 --> 00:20:29,558 So, I guess we never found out who was causing
- 00:20:29,639 --> 00:20:31,798 those time anomalies Blendin was looking for.
- 00:20:31,918 --> 00:20:34,279 Wait, Mabel, I think it was us!
- 00:20:34,558 --> 00:20:36,558 Ugh! My brain hurts.
- 00:20:36,838 --> 00:20:39,319 Aw, jeez, I've gotta deal with this all summer.
- 00:20:40,358 --> 00:20:42,237 It's good. It's caramel.
- 00:20:42,237 --> 00:20:43,318 I'm on it.
- 00:20:46,558 --> 00:20:47,959 Ahhh!
- 00:20:50,759 --> 00:20:53,757 My pants! They're shrinking!
- 00:21:02,119 --> 00:21:03,199 Oh, man.
- 00:21:03,998 --> 00:21:05,879 That'll do, pig.
- 00:21:08,278 --> 00:21:09,238 That'll do.
- 00:21:10,598 --> 00:21:13,519 You have broken the eternal laws of space-time!
- 00:21:13,679 --> 00:21:15,199 I beg your mercy, Time Baby!
- 00:21:15,278 --> 00:21:17,758 You now must clean up all of the anomalies.
- 00:21:26,397 --> 00:21:29,959 Old Man McGucket, local kook. Are the wax figures alive, and...
- 00:21:34,077 --> 00:21:35,438 What're you looking at?
- 00:00:06,279 --> 00:00:09,478 Вот она, Мэйбл, самая дешёвая ярмарка!
- 00:00:09,559 --> 00:00:11,439 Я сумел сэкономить на всём.
- 00:00:14,678 --> 00:00:18,319 Канатная дорога сломалась! И все мои косточки тоже.
- 00:00:18,937 --> 00:00:22,418 Вот шутник! Ну, ладно! Для вас есть работа!
- 00:00:22,599 --> 00:00:25,359 Тут у меня фальшивые сертификаты безопасности!
- 00:00:25,438 --> 00:00:27,598 Прилепите ко всему, что может сломаться.
- 00:00:27,879 --> 00:00:29,599 Дядя, а разве это законно?
- 00:00:29,679 --> 00:00:32,079 Пока полиции нет, всё законно!
- 00:00:32,158 --> 00:00:34,239 Зус, ты запаял бак-окунашку?
- 00:00:35,718 --> 00:00:37,599 Почти готово, мистер Пайнс.
- 00:00:40,159 --> 00:00:42,798 Ха! Да ты закрепил рычаг намертво!
- 00:00:43,039 --> 00:00:45,317 Теперь ничто на свете меня не собьёт!
- 00:00:45,318 --> 00:00:48,399 Ничто кроме какой-нибудь крутой лазерной пушки.
- 00:00:48,718 --> 00:00:51,478 Зус, ты не видел мою красную отвёртку?
- 00:00:51,558 --> 00:00:52,839 Она куда-то подевалась.
- 00:00:52,959 --> 00:00:55,398 Может, её взяло какое-то волшебное существо.
- 00:00:55,479 --> 00:00:58,278 Хватит! Дети на тебя плохо влияют!
- 00:00:58,359 --> 00:01:00,677 Так, интересно, куда же я мог её засунуть?
- 00:01:02,878 --> 00:01:05,477 Всё идёт по нашему плану! Отбой.
- 00:01:26,507 --> 00:01:29,007 ДИППЕР
- 00:01:30,401 --> 00:01:31,901 МЭЙБЛ
- 00:01:33,132 --> 00:01:34,432 СТЭН
- 00:01:44,739 --> 00:01:46,239 ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ
- 00:01:48,159 --> 00:01:51,119 Ровно полдень! Бак-окунашка открывается!
- 00:01:52,799 --> 00:01:55,957 Ну, кто хочет окунуть меня? Может, ты, бесштанный? Или вы?
- 00:01:55,957 --> 00:01:59,279 Жирная! Очкарик! Кто хочет попробовать?
- 00:02:01,758 --> 00:02:03,637 В этот раз не повезло!
- 00:02:05,557 --> 00:02:08,718 Как им придали такую интересную форму? Противоестественную.
- 00:02:08,838 --> 00:02:11,978 Самое главное, что они очень вкусные!
- 00:02:12,260 --> 00:02:13,160 ВКУСНО?
- 00:02:13,998 --> 00:02:15,999 Ой, фу! Я сейчас вернусь.
- 00:02:16,079 --> 00:02:17,639 Буду ждать здесь!
- 00:02:18,678 --> 00:02:19,238 Люблю тебя.
- 00:02:19,319 --> 00:02:22,799 Значит, воркуете прямо как два влюбленных голубка.
- 00:02:22,938 --> 00:02:24,898 Да ладно тебе! Не говори ерунду.
- 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:25,978 Я права.
- 00:02:26,098 --> 00:02:29,139 Да, Мэйбл, ты права! Но это же здорово! Я рискнул! Сказал:
- 00:02:29,218 --> 00:02:32,218 «Хочешь потусить на ярмарке?» И она ответила:
- 00:02:32,818 --> 00:02:34,339 Да, почему бы нет.
- 00:02:34,419 --> 00:02:36,377 Да, почему бы нет! Сработало!
- 00:02:36,377 --> 00:02:39,579 Я сделал так, как ты посоветовала, и всё получилось!
- 00:02:40,018 --> 00:02:43,738 Диппер, когда ты уже поймёшь: твоя сестра всегда и во всём права!
- 00:02:44,057 --> 00:02:46,937 Стой! Ты чувствуешь сильный запах дезодоранта?
- 00:02:47,897 --> 00:02:50,178 Эй, вы мялявки, не видели здесь Венди?
- 00:02:50,499 --> 00:02:52,339 -А тебе зачем? -Эй!
- 00:02:52,498 --> 00:02:54,499 На мне новые узкие джинсы!
- 00:02:54,579 --> 00:02:56,859 Думаю, она захочет посмотреть.
- 00:02:57,259 --> 00:02:59,458 Знаешь, кажется, я видел её на дне пропасти!
- 00:02:59,538 --> 00:03:01,018 Иди прыгни, посмотри.
- 00:03:01,338 --> 00:03:03,179 Может и прыгну, умник.
- 00:03:04,698 --> 00:03:05,938 Какой же он придурок!
- 00:03:06,137 --> 00:03:08,057 Зато у него узкие джинсы и гитара!
- 00:03:08,057 --> 00:03:09,977 Нельзя подпускать его к Венди.
- 00:03:10,098 --> 00:03:12,699 Не переживай, братишка, ведь я всегда готова
- 00:03:12,779 --> 00:03:15,538 тебя поддержать, что бы ни... О боже мой, выиграй свинью!
- 00:03:15,773 --> 00:03:17,006 ВЫИГРАЙ СВИНЬЮ
- 00:03:19,577 --> 00:03:20,818 Тот, кто угадает вес свиньи,
- 00:03:20,898 --> 00:03:22,698 заберёт её домой!
- 00:03:28,819 --> 00:03:31,097 Она сказала «Мэйбл»! Хотя, может, «мебель»?
- 00:03:31,138 --> 00:03:33,977 Ты сказала «Мэйбл», или «мебель»?
- 00:03:35,499 --> 00:03:38,139 Посмотрите-ка, Мэйбл нашла брата по разуму.
- 00:03:40,339 --> 00:03:41,657 Пасифика!
- 00:03:41,657 --> 00:03:43,419 Сэр, мне нужна эта свинья!
- 00:03:43,858 --> 00:03:46,018 А, семикилограммовая!
- 00:03:46,099 --> 00:03:47,458 Что ж угадай её вес!
- 00:03:48,178 --> 00:03:50,219 Эм, семь килограммов?
- 00:03:50,578 --> 00:03:53,698 Ты ясновидящая что ли? Вот твоя свинья.
- 00:03:58,179 --> 00:03:59,659 Тебе понадобится это!
- 00:04:00,339 --> 00:04:01,898 Не хочешь?! Ну, как хочешь.
- 00:04:03,858 --> 00:04:05,938 Теперь всё будет по-другому.
- 00:04:06,617 --> 00:04:07,899 Ух ты! Смотри!
- 00:04:08,778 --> 00:04:11,498 Не знаю, утка это или панда, но хочу такую.
- 00:04:12,699 --> 00:04:14,378 Дядя объяснил, как тут выиграть:
- 00:04:14,458 --> 00:04:17,298 попасть в хозяина, и смыться с призом, пока он не опомнился.
- 00:04:18,338 --> 00:04:19,378 Класс.
- 00:04:19,498 --> 00:04:21,977 -Дайте один мяч. -У тебя только один шанс.
- 00:04:23,897 --> 00:04:26,458 Целься раз, целься два, целься.
- 00:04:27,818 --> 00:04:28,899 Ай! Мой глаз!
- 00:04:29,299 --> 00:04:31,098 Боже мой! Боже мой! Венди, ты цела?
- 00:04:31,378 --> 00:04:32,537 Скажи, глаз заплыл?
- 00:04:34,099 --> 00:04:37,337 Всё будет хорошо! Сейчас я. Я принесу льда!
- 00:04:42,218 --> 00:04:43,458 Ну, где же она?!
- 00:04:47,578 --> 00:04:49,179 Нужно смотреть, куда идёшь!
- 00:04:52,978 --> 00:04:55,899 Приложим к глазу это холодное мороженое.
- 00:04:56,019 --> 00:04:58,538 Ох, спасибо, Робби! Это так мило!
- 00:04:58,618 --> 00:05:00,377 И лекарство и вкуснятина.
- 00:05:00,579 --> 00:05:03,819 Я оказался в нужном месте в нужное время!
- 00:05:04,217 --> 00:05:05,899 Я хотел тебя спросить:
- 00:05:05,979 --> 00:05:07,738 мы с тобой давно знакомы,
- 00:05:07,819 --> 00:05:10,937 и я хотел узнать, может, хочешь со мной встречаться?
- 00:05:12,739 --> 00:05:13,817 Да, почему бы нет.
- 00:05:14,178 --> 00:05:15,219 Класс!
- 00:05:17,859 --> 00:05:21,339 Смотри, Диппер! Я выиграла свинью! Его зовут Пухля!
- 00:05:21,419 --> 00:05:24,979 Потому что он такой пухленький!
- 00:05:25,337 --> 00:05:26,658 Теперь всё будет по-другому.
- 00:05:27,019 --> 00:05:28,218 Ты чего такой?
- 00:05:31,803 --> 00:05:34,470 ТУННЕЛЬ ЛЮБВИ И КОРНДОГОВ
- 00:05:35,578 --> 00:05:36,658 Ой.
- 00:05:43,330 --> 00:05:45,030 БИЛЕТЫ
- 00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:48,058 Парень, а ты уйдёшь?
- 00:05:50,918 --> 00:05:52,118 Доктор Пухлик,
- 00:05:52,199 --> 00:05:54,237 у нас пациент с разбитым сердцем.
- 00:05:54,278 --> 00:05:56,157 Слушай, Диппер! Я пошутила.
- 00:05:56,157 --> 00:05:59,678 Мэйбл, тебе хотелось когда-нибудь вернуться назад и всё исправить?
- 00:05:59,798 --> 00:06:02,278 Нет! Я всё и всегда делаю наверняка!
- 00:06:03,837 --> 00:06:06,359 Венди ушла с Робби потому, что он принёс лёд,
- 00:06:06,439 --> 00:06:07,838 а лёд ей понадобился из-за мяча,
- 00:06:07,918 --> 00:06:09,799 и я бы принёс ей лёд, если бы не этот...
- 00:06:09,878 --> 00:06:11,399 этот тип!
- 00:06:11,598 --> 00:06:14,239 Эй, ты! Толстый! Ты разрушил мою жизнь!
- 00:06:14,319 --> 00:06:16,318 -А? -Никаких «а»! Я тебя уже видел!
- 00:06:16,398 --> 00:06:18,199 Признавайся, ты что, следишь за нами?
- 00:06:18,237 --> 00:06:20,518 И почему ты лысый?! Всё это очень странно!
- 00:06:21,178 --> 00:06:22,979 Моя легенда скомпрометирована!
- 00:06:22,999 --> 00:06:24,398 Включить режим маскировки!
- 00:06:25,438 --> 00:06:29,119 Окраска хамелеона, включить окраску хамелеона! Давай же!
- 00:06:31,399 --> 00:06:32,638 Потрясающе!
- 00:06:32,718 --> 00:06:34,958 Неужели вы гость из будущего?!
- 00:06:35,078 --> 00:06:38,397 А, нет! Как ты узнала? Память стереть!
- 00:06:39,799 --> 00:06:41,278 Влажной салфеткой?
- 00:06:42,199 --> 00:06:44,398 Ну всё, вы меня раскрыли!
- 00:06:44,479 --> 00:06:47,037 Я путешественник по времени.
- 00:06:47,518 --> 00:06:48,957 Подождите, но если вы из будущего,
- 00:06:48,957 --> 00:06:50,918 то у вас должна быть машина времени!
- 00:06:51,158 --> 00:06:53,278 Да, без машины никак.
- 00:06:56,119 --> 00:06:57,278 Можно одолжить?
- 00:06:58,958 --> 00:07:01,437 Да ладно! Разрешите! Всего-то один разик!
- 00:07:01,478 --> 00:07:03,799 Даже не проси! Это очень хрупкий
- 00:07:03,878 --> 00:07:05,959 и чрезвычайно сложный механизм!
- 00:07:06,559 --> 00:07:07,718 Это обычная рулетка!
- 00:07:07,879 --> 00:07:10,039 А ну-ка закрой свой несмышленый рот!
- 00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:11,839 Скажи, Мэйбл, ты ему веришь?
- 00:07:11,997 --> 00:07:13,759 По-моему, он просто сумасшедший.
- 00:07:13,879 --> 00:07:14,878 Вы мне не верите?!
- 00:07:17,519 --> 00:07:18,798 Знаете, где я был?
- 00:07:18,958 --> 00:07:19,999 Ух ты!
- 00:07:20,078 --> 00:07:23,518 Вот-вот! 15 лет назад на этом самом месте был театр!
- 00:07:23,598 --> 00:07:26,119 Одну секунду!
- 00:07:26,198 --> 00:07:28,317 Я горю! Горю!
- 00:07:28,358 --> 00:07:29,719 Ещё раз: кто вы такой?
- 00:07:29,798 --> 00:07:32,759 Блендин Блэндин, отдел по борьбе с временными аномалиями!
- 00:07:32,839 --> 00:07:35,037 Год: двести семосемь тысяч двенадцатый!
- 00:07:35,078 --> 00:07:37,559 Моя задача – остановить серию временных аномалий,
- 00:07:37,639 --> 00:07:39,837 возникших на этом самом месте!
- 00:07:39,837 --> 00:07:44,038 Но я не вижу здесь никаких аномалий! Не знаю, может, это временной парадокс.
- 00:07:44,399 --> 00:07:46,199 А может, я просто устал!
- 00:07:47,198 --> 00:07:49,079 Да, мне кажется, вам нужно отдохнуть.
- 00:07:49,159 --> 00:07:50,397 Я согласна! Согласна!
- 00:07:50,398 --> 00:07:53,879 Очень советую вам посетить наш парк таинственных аттракционов!
- 00:07:54,237 --> 00:07:59,278 Знаете, что?! В конце концов! Буду отдыхать! Но знайте – я за вами слежу!
- 00:08:03,319 --> 00:08:04,318 Один, пожалуйста!
- 00:08:04,439 --> 00:08:07,159 Прости, дружище, но пояс тебе придётся снять!
- 00:08:07,238 --> 00:08:09,878 Вдруг инструмент выскочит и что-нибудь починит.
- 00:08:10,479 --> 00:08:12,359 Ты своей жизнью за него отвечаешь!
- 00:08:12,477 --> 00:08:14,397 Я глаз с него не спущу.
- 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:21,039 Глаз не спущу!
- 00:08:22,519 --> 00:08:26,799 Вот он, Мэйбл – наш пропуск в любой момент времени!
- 00:08:26,877 --> 00:08:29,239 Давай найдём дронтов и разведём их в настоящем!
- 00:08:29,519 --> 00:08:31,478 Нет! Надо действовать осторожно!
- 00:08:31,559 --> 00:08:33,919 Чтобы не возникли парадоксы и аномалии!
- 00:08:33,998 --> 00:08:36,477 Я просто вернусь и исправлю свою ошибку!
- 00:08:36,477 --> 00:08:39,199 Ведь если я не промахнусь, то не попаду Венди в глаз,
- 00:08:39,357 --> 00:08:41,798 Робби её не утешит, и они не будут встречаться.
- 00:08:42,199 --> 00:08:45,319 Я тоже вернусь! Я хочу ещё раз пережить лучший момент в своей жизни:
- 00:08:45,919 --> 00:08:47,037 встречу с Пухлей!
- 00:08:53,278 --> 00:08:54,398 До скорого.
- 00:08:54,479 --> 00:08:57,278 До прошлого!
- 00:09:27,398 --> 00:09:30,439 Ровно полдень! Бак-окунашка открывается!
- 00:09:32,798 --> 00:09:35,997 Ну, кто хочет окунуть меня? Может, ты, бесштанный?
- 00:09:36,439 --> 00:09:38,839 -Повторим? -Повторим!
- 00:09:38,877 --> 00:09:39,838 Тот, кто угадает...
- 00:09:39,918 --> 00:09:41,278 Семь килограммов!
- 00:09:41,918 --> 00:09:43,879 И да, я ясновидящая.
- 00:09:44,599 --> 00:09:46,557 Что ж, пора охотиться на ведьм.
- 00:09:47,517 --> 00:09:48,477 Привет, Венди.
- 00:09:48,478 --> 00:09:50,478 Вот, ты где! А что такое с твоей кепкой?
- 00:09:50,999 --> 00:09:52,718 Э, ничего! Глянь! Что это там?
- 00:09:52,919 --> 00:09:56,599 Ух ты! Смотри! Не знаю, утка это или панда, но хочу такую.
- 00:09:57,158 --> 00:09:58,158 Дайте один мяч.
- 00:09:58,318 --> 00:09:59,959 У тебя только один шанс.
- 00:10:00,078 --> 00:10:01,238 Это вряд ли!
- 00:10:02,839 --> 00:10:04,797 Сейчас утка-панда будет нашей!
- 00:10:04,797 --> 00:10:06,998 Так, соберись, Диппер, это твой второй шанс!
- 00:10:08,678 --> 00:10:10,039 Есть!
- 00:10:10,838 --> 00:10:13,159 -Ай! Мой глаз! -Что?
- 00:10:13,558 --> 00:10:14,918 Скажи, глаз заплыл?
- 00:10:15,679 --> 00:10:16,759 Не может быть.
- 00:10:16,838 --> 00:10:18,199 О, привет, Робби.
- 00:10:18,439 --> 00:10:21,638 Мы с тобой давно знакомы, и я хотел узнать, может,
- 00:10:21,719 --> 00:10:23,037 хочешь со мной встречаться?
- 00:10:23,759 --> 00:10:24,879 Да, почему бы нет.
- 00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:26,038 Класс!
- 00:10:30,479 --> 00:10:33,439 Ситуация повторилась один в один! Это просто жуть!
- 00:10:33,597 --> 00:10:38,198 У! А может быть, это проклятье! Пухля скажи слово «проклятье».
- 00:10:40,759 --> 00:10:42,839 Ух ты, мой пухленький!
- 00:10:43,197 --> 00:10:45,039 Возможно ли, что само время
- 00:10:45,117 --> 00:10:47,997 противостоит несанкционированному вмешательству?!
- 00:10:47,997 --> 00:10:51,038 Нет. Нужно попробовать ещё раз! Бог любит троицу!
- 00:10:51,118 --> 00:10:52,439 Не вопрос, Диппер!
- 00:10:55,677 --> 00:10:56,959 Сожжем ведьму!
- 00:11:04,519 --> 00:11:05,599 Ай! Мой глаз!
- 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,197 Венди, что с тобой?
- 00:11:07,465 --> 00:11:08,398 ФОТОВЕСЕЛЬЕ
- 00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:21,597 Ай! Мой глаз!
- 00:11:22,039 --> 00:11:23,198 Да, не повезло.
- 00:11:28,279 --> 00:11:32,157 Скажи, Венди, ты правда очень хочешь получить эту игрушку?
- 00:11:32,158 --> 00:11:34,999 Я хочу её больше всего на свете, Диппер.
- 00:11:35,118 --> 00:11:36,319 Да, понятно!
- 00:11:44,839 --> 00:11:46,519 Я люблю свинью!
- 00:11:48,399 --> 00:11:51,358 Надо учесть скорость ветра, отскок от сахарной ваты...
- 00:11:51,598 --> 00:11:55,079 Смирись, Диппер, значит, тебе суждено разбить себе сердце!
- 00:11:55,159 --> 00:11:57,158 А мне суждено встретить Пухлю! Да!
- 00:11:57,719 --> 00:11:59,278 Не хватает одной переменной.
- 00:11:59,359 --> 00:12:00,478 Какой пересменной?
- 00:12:01,438 --> 00:12:04,838 Ха! Эврика! Я придумал, как попасть в цель, а не в Венди,
- 00:12:04,918 --> 00:12:06,878 и как не дать Венди встречаться с Робби!
- 00:12:07,039 --> 00:12:09,079 Круто! А я снова выиграю Пухлю!
- 00:12:09,158 --> 00:12:11,517 Стой, стой, стой! Не уходи, мне нужна твоя помощь.
- 00:12:11,598 --> 00:12:12,878 Но как же мой Пухля?
- 00:12:12,958 --> 00:12:14,918 Это ненадолго! Идём!
- 00:12:21,439 --> 00:12:22,799 Ты кидать будешь?
- 00:12:23,839 --> 00:12:25,198 Целься раз, целься два, целься.
- 00:12:25,917 --> 00:12:27,398 Проклятье, Диппер, ты промазал.
- 00:12:27,838 --> 00:12:28,999 Разве?
- 00:12:38,678 --> 00:12:39,758 А!
- 00:12:42,119 --> 00:12:43,119 А!
- 00:12:45,319 --> 00:12:47,997 Вот вам ваш зверь неизвестной породы.
- 00:12:47,998 --> 00:12:49,918 Да! Вот круто!
- 00:12:51,518 --> 00:12:53,198 -Вот ты где, Венди. -Привет, Робби.
- 00:12:53,399 --> 00:12:54,919 Я тут подумал – может, мы...
- 00:12:54,998 --> 00:12:56,359 Глянь, что выиграл Диппер!
- 00:12:57,878 --> 00:13:02,397 Пф! Подумаешь! Вообще, непонятно, что это за зверь! Ерундовина!
- 00:13:03,357 --> 00:13:06,598 Что это с ним? Ха! Хорошо, что я с тобой, а не с ним!
- 00:13:07,478 --> 00:13:09,719 У нас победитель!
- 00:13:11,998 --> 00:13:15,398 Не за что, братишка! А теперь – моя свинья!
- 00:13:17,038 --> 00:13:21,958 Она твоя! Только твоя! Все семь кило! Твои! На веки вечные!
- 00:13:30,237 --> 00:13:32,638 В третий раз было даже круче, чем в первые два!
- 00:13:32,959 --> 00:13:34,999 Смотри, хворост! Пошли, похрустим!
- 00:13:40,414 --> 00:13:41,214 Что слу...
- 00:13:42,639 --> 00:13:44,438 Мэйбл, что слу...
- 00:13:45,079 --> 00:13:46,678 -Хорошо, я подожду. -Я всё.
- 00:13:46,798 --> 00:13:48,119 Тогда – что случилось?
- 00:13:48,399 --> 00:13:49,759 Мы изменили ход времени!
- 00:13:49,838 --> 00:13:52,879 И теперь Пасифика выиграла моего Пухлю вместо меня!
- 00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:54,638 Мой Пухля у неё, Диппер!
- 00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,678 Я так сочувствую, Мэйбл.
- 00:13:56,759 --> 00:13:59,118 Ну, ничего просто вернёмся в прошлое
- 00:13:59,198 --> 00:14:00,559 -и всё исправим. -Мэйбл,
- 00:14:00,638 --> 00:14:03,319 стой, нет я всё проверил! Другие варианты ведут к тому,
- 00:14:03,398 --> 00:14:05,758 что Венди будет с Робби! Я этого не допущу!
- 00:14:05,838 --> 00:14:08,638 Но при этом варианте я навсегда теряю Пухлю!
- 00:14:08,718 --> 00:14:10,519 Нет!
- 00:14:10,557 --> 00:14:11,517 Отдай! Отдай мне! Отдай!
- 00:14:11,678 --> 00:14:12,718 Ну?
- 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:19,958 И когда мы?
- 00:14:20,198 --> 00:14:24,398 Правильнее спросить: ну, и когда мы? Или ты так и спросил?
- 00:14:24,478 --> 00:14:25,559 -Да так и спросил! -А то я хотела...
- 00:14:25,639 --> 00:14:27,118 -Да, я тоже оценил юмор. -Понятно.
- 00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:28,797 Ты слышишь?
- 00:14:50,877 --> 00:14:53,318 Остерегайтесь горных львов, путешественники!
- 00:14:53,798 --> 00:14:56,637 Дизентерия? Кому дизентерию?
- 00:14:57,079 --> 00:14:58,557 Вперёд, могучие волы!
- 00:14:58,557 --> 00:15:01,718 По этой узкой тропе мы придём в новый мир!
- 00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:04,317 Когда это мы? В семидесятых?
- 00:15:04,317 --> 00:15:06,559 Мы вернулись на 150 лет назад!
- 00:15:06,638 --> 00:15:07,799 Во времена первопроходцев!
- 00:15:08,079 --> 00:15:12,278 Боже ж ты мой! Плодородия! Смотрю, ты родила ещё двоих детей!
- 00:15:12,839 --> 00:15:16,759 Похоже на то! Ещё помощники, чтобы вытапливать жир.
- 00:15:16,918 --> 00:15:18,717 Какой жир? Что?
- 00:15:18,758 --> 00:15:20,878 У этой девочки во рту серебро, мама!
- 00:15:21,038 --> 00:15:22,399 Нет, это брэкеты.
- 00:15:22,479 --> 00:15:24,477 Нам нельзя вмешиваться в прошлое!
- 00:15:24,477 --> 00:15:26,518 Сказал тот, кто весь день это делал,
- 00:15:26,599 --> 00:15:29,398 лишив меня любимой свиньи! Я буду делать, что захочу!
- 00:15:29,558 --> 00:15:33,278 Вот, смотри это волшебная машина! И волшебные ботинки!
- 00:15:38,239 --> 00:15:43,677 Сестра, угадай, кому разрешат голосовать? Девочкам! Дай пять!
- 00:15:43,999 --> 00:15:46,558 Это называется «дать пять»! Научи своих друзей.
- 00:15:47,439 --> 00:15:49,199 А ну, отдай! Сейчас я всё исправлю!
- 00:15:49,279 --> 00:15:51,079 Что?! Нет!
- 00:15:59,438 --> 00:16:01,118 В укрытие! Уходим!
- 00:16:01,238 --> 00:16:02,599 Он уже здесь!
- 00:16:06,717 --> 00:16:08,198 В этом будущем весело.
- 00:16:09,743 --> 00:16:10,743 СЕЗОН РЫБАЛКИ ОТКРЫТ
- 00:16:12,158 --> 00:16:13,437 Пухля, я иду!
- 00:16:13,438 --> 00:16:14,638 Стой!
- 00:16:14,839 --> 00:16:16,958 Я его видел! Я видел его!
- 00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:20,839 Но хватит обо мне! Полюбуйтесь мной!
- 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:22,940 ВОСЬМОЕ ЧУДО СВЕТА
- 00:16:27,837 --> 00:16:29,757 Штука нагревается!
- 00:16:29,757 --> 00:16:31,238 Ой! Ой, ой, ой!
- 00:16:31,559 --> 00:16:33,519 -Что происходит? -Я не знаю!
- 00:16:43,159 --> 00:16:44,157 Где мы?
- 00:16:44,198 --> 00:16:46,358 Кругом сплошная темнота!
- 00:16:46,438 --> 00:16:50,198 Мэйбл, о ужас! Мы переместились в конец света!
- 00:16:55,599 --> 00:16:57,678 Стоп! А почему тут так воняет?
- 00:17:03,679 --> 00:17:05,199 Мы снова в настоящем!
- 00:17:05,277 --> 00:17:06,358 Вот только в каком?
- 00:17:07,198 --> 00:17:09,118 Это самая лучшая зверюха в мире!
- 00:17:09,198 --> 00:17:10,238 Есть!
- 00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:12,958 Нет!
- 00:17:13,438 --> 00:17:15,918 Дай мне штуку! Диппер, быстро отдай!
- 00:17:17,757 --> 00:17:19,519 Всё, Мэйбл! Хватит, я сказал!
- 00:17:19,599 --> 00:17:21,597 Прекрати! Я не могу потерять Венди!
- 00:17:21,799 --> 00:17:24,598 А как же мой Пухля?! Я так его полюбила!
- 00:17:24,958 --> 00:17:27,279 Ты как-то раз футбольный мячик полюбила!
- 00:17:27,357 --> 00:17:29,277 Ты хочешь, чтобы Венди была с Робби?
- 00:17:29,959 --> 00:17:31,119 Я не знаю.
- 00:17:37,918 --> 00:17:40,559 Не дави на жалость, Мэйбл! Не выйдет!
- 00:17:44,119 --> 00:17:45,278 Хватит, Мэйбл, я же тебя знаю.
- 00:17:45,479 --> 00:17:47,359 Уже через день ты обо всём забудешь!
- 00:17:48,199 --> 00:17:49,879 Вот! Смотри! Я докажу!
- 00:17:53,119 --> 00:17:54,237 Видишь?!
- 00:17:58,279 --> 00:18:00,919 Понятно, ладно но за неделю – точно!
- 00:18:05,239 --> 00:18:06,639 Месяц. Забудет через месяц.
- 00:18:11,518 --> 00:18:14,239 Пухля! Пухля.
- 00:18:14,359 --> 00:18:16,317 Здесь вы видите безутешную Мэйбл.
- 00:18:16,317 --> 00:18:17,278 Она лишилась своей любви
- 00:18:17,358 --> 00:18:19,639 из-за одного мерзавца!
- 00:18:19,718 --> 00:18:20,918 Привет, Диппер!
- 00:18:31,677 --> 00:18:34,358 Не знаю, утка это или панда, но хочу такую.
- 00:18:36,598 --> 00:18:38,599 Венди, я хочу кое-что сказать!
- 00:18:38,678 --> 00:18:40,879 Хочу сказать, что все совершают ошибки.
- 00:18:41,199 --> 00:18:43,238 Просто нужно уметь прощать!
- 00:18:43,399 --> 00:18:45,117 А узкие джинсы – это отстой.
- 00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:46,318 Чувак, я не врубилась.
- 00:18:47,037 --> 00:18:49,078 Я знаю! Дайте один мяч.
- 00:18:49,159 --> 00:18:50,599 У тебя только один шанс!
- 00:18:52,797 --> 00:18:54,717 Целься раз, целься два, целься.
- 00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:56,758 Ай! Мой глаз!
- 00:18:57,597 --> 00:18:59,159 Привет, Венди, что это с тобой?
- 00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:02,359 Знаешь, я давно хотел тебя спросить.
- 00:19:02,518 --> 00:19:04,317 Вот и всё.
- 00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:07,039 Ха! Диппер! Спасибо! Спасибо! Спасибо! Спасибо!
- 00:19:09,118 --> 00:19:11,997 Это «спасибо» по-свинячьи! Я права, Пухля?
- 00:19:16,358 --> 00:19:17,757 Я не мог разбить тебе сердце!
- 00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:20,798 К тому же, вряд ли Венди провстречается с Робби всё лето.
- 00:19:21,597 --> 00:19:23,318 Вы двое!
- 00:19:24,718 --> 00:19:28,358 Вы даже представить себе не можете, сколько правил нарушили!
- 00:19:28,438 --> 00:19:32,157 Конечно, меня там не было, но, наверно, много, да?
- 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,077 Блендин Блэндин!
- 00:19:34,358 --> 00:19:37,639 Бойцы Анти-парадоксо-временного-спецназа!
- 00:19:37,917 --> 00:19:40,519 Всё верно! Проблемы начались с самого утра!
- 00:19:40,598 --> 00:19:42,798 Первопоселенцы дают друг другу пять,
- 00:19:42,878 --> 00:19:44,959 повсюду разбросаны калькуляторы!
- 00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:48,518 Вы арестованы за нарушение правил путешествий во времени.
- 00:19:48,799 --> 00:19:51,358 Но это всё они! И главный у них – Пухля!
- 00:19:51,438 --> 00:19:52,678 Это же свинья, Блендин.
- 00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:54,199 Ну, я вам покажу!
- 00:19:54,237 --> 00:19:57,638 Вернусь в прошлое и не дам вашим родителям встретиться!
- 00:19:58,358 --> 00:19:59,359 Но мы ещё здесь.
- 00:19:59,518 --> 00:20:01,159 Наверное, он забыл о мести.
- 00:20:01,399 --> 00:20:02,998 Ха! Слабаки!
- 00:20:03,079 --> 00:20:05,719 Ваши карманы пусты, а я по-прежнему сухой!
- 00:20:08,637 --> 00:20:10,598 Да, бу, бу, именно!
- 00:20:10,678 --> 00:20:13,437 Эй, ты, качок! Да, ты со стрижечкой!
- 00:20:14,558 --> 00:20:16,317 Давай-ка, попробуй! Ха-ха!
- 00:20:27,398 --> 00:20:29,558 Жаль только, что мы не узнали, откуда
- 00:20:29,639 --> 00:20:31,798 взялись аномалии, которые искал Блендин.
- 00:20:31,918 --> 00:20:34,279 Подожди, Мэйбл! Мы их и создали.
- 00:20:34,558 --> 00:20:36,558 Ах, мозги кипят.
- 00:20:36,838 --> 00:20:39,319 Мне теперь всё лето этим любоваться?!
- 00:20:40,358 --> 00:20:42,237 Вкусно. С карамелью.
- 00:20:42,237 --> 00:20:43,318 Щас исправим.
- 00:20:50,759 --> 00:20:53,757 Джинсы! Они сели!
- 00:21:02,119 --> 00:21:03,199 Какой кошмар.
- 00:21:03,998 --> 00:21:05,879 Спасибо, свинка.
- 00:21:08,278 --> 00:21:09,238 Спасибо.
- 00:21:10,598 --> 00:21:13,519 Ты нарушил закон пространства-времени.
- 00:21:13,679 --> 00:21:15,199 Я молю вас о прощении!
- 00:21:15,278 --> 00:21:17,758 Ты должен вычистить все аномалии.
- 00:21:26,397 --> 00:21:29,959 Старик Макгаккет, местный чудак! Восковые фигуры живые?
- 00:21:34,077 --> 00:21:35,438 Ну, и что ты уставился?!
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