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Irrational Treasure
Сезон: 01Серия: 08
Описание
В день основания Гравити Фолз Диппер и Мэйбл выясняют, что Натаниэль Нортвест, прапрадед Пасифики, не был основателем города, и они решают расследовать подробности.
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- 00:00:06,357 --> 00:00:09,117 Nacho earrings. I'm hilarious!
- 00:00:09,238 --> 00:00:10,758 That's debatable.
- 00:00:10,937 --> 00:00:12,456 Aw, come on! What's with all this traffic?
- 00:00:12,457 --> 00:00:15,857 And why is it all... Covered wagons?
- 00:00:16,498 --> 00:00:18,216 Oh, no. No! No!
- 00:00:20,698 --> 00:00:22,457 Not today! Not today!
- 00:00:23,016 --> 00:00:24,337 Oh, heavens!
- 00:00:24,457 --> 00:00:25,618 Goodness!
- 00:00:27,816 --> 00:00:29,177 Grunkle Stan, what's going on?
- 00:00:29,458 --> 00:00:31,418 We got to get out of here! Before it's too late!
- 00:00:33,017 --> 00:00:34,536 They've circled the wagons!
- 00:00:34,536 --> 00:00:36,457 We're trapped! No!
- 00:00:40,738 --> 00:00:42,737 I got a good feeling about today.
- 00:01:23,138 --> 00:01:24,658 -Man, look at the town. -Wow.
- 00:01:28,296 --> 00:01:30,818 Dirty glass! We got dirty glass! Dirty glass!
- 00:01:30,898 --> 00:01:33,096 Oh, boy. It's Pioneer Day.
- 00:01:33,457 --> 00:01:35,818 Every year these yahoos dress up like idiots
- 00:01:35,898 --> 00:01:37,896 to celebrate the day Gravity Falls was founded.
- 00:01:38,218 --> 00:01:40,776 Welcome to 1863!
- 00:01:41,017 --> 00:01:42,696 I will break you, little man!
- 00:01:45,257 --> 00:01:47,418 Wow, look! Candle dipping!
- 00:01:48,456 --> 00:01:50,417 -Gold! -Whoa! Gold panning!
- 00:01:50,497 --> 00:01:52,337 I now pronounce you man and wife.
- 00:01:53,737 --> 00:01:54,697 I do!
- 00:01:54,938 --> 00:01:56,257 What you talking about?
- 00:01:56,578 --> 00:01:58,056 Oh, yeah, I remember this.
- 00:01:59,976 --> 00:02:02,856 In Gravity Falls, it used to be legal to marry woodpeckers.
- 00:02:03,097 --> 00:02:05,897 Oh, it's still legal. Very legal.
- 00:02:05,977 --> 00:02:07,217 Come, one and all,
- 00:02:07,298 --> 00:02:09,377 for the opening ceremonies!
- 00:02:09,778 --> 00:02:12,257 -Grunkle Stan, you coming? -No, thank you.
- 00:02:12,456 --> 00:02:15,137 Just remember, if you come back to the shack talking like these people,
- 00:02:15,218 --> 00:02:16,178 you're dead to me!
- 00:02:16,417 --> 00:02:19,176 There's a carpetbagger in the turnip cellar.
- 00:02:19,177 --> 00:02:21,377 Well, hornswoggle my haversack!
- 00:02:23,898 --> 00:02:24,936 Dead to me!
- 00:02:25,258 --> 00:02:26,857 Hear ye! Hear ye!
- 00:02:27,178 --> 00:02:30,777 Ye olde commencement ceremony is about to commence!
- 00:02:31,138 --> 00:02:32,098 Whoo!
- 00:02:32,458 --> 00:02:33,617 I got a bell!
- 00:02:35,057 --> 00:02:37,416 Oh, no! Police! My purse!
- 00:02:37,978 --> 00:02:39,337 Ring ring! Ring ring! Whoo!
- 00:02:39,977 --> 00:02:42,216 He sure loves his bell.
- 00:02:45,538 --> 00:02:48,778 Howdy, everyone! You all know me, Pacifica Northwest,
- 00:02:48,858 --> 00:02:51,977 great-great-granddaughter of town founder, Nathaniel Northwest.
- 00:02:52,618 --> 00:02:53,736 I'm also very rich.
- 00:02:56,218 --> 00:02:58,258 Now, if you've got the pioneer spirit,
- 00:02:58,337 --> 00:03:00,456 we ask you to come on up and introduce yourself.
- 00:03:00,497 --> 00:03:02,376 Audience participation!
- 00:03:02,376 --> 00:03:03,336 I don't know, Mabel.
- 00:03:03,337 --> 00:03:05,256 Isn't that girl kind of like your arch enemy?
- 00:03:05,578 --> 00:03:08,137 That's water under the bridge.
- 00:03:08,377 --> 00:03:10,337 Our first newcomer is
- 00:03:10,697 --> 00:03:11,698 Mabel.
- 00:03:11,938 --> 00:03:15,816 Yeah! Let's get this Pioneer Day started!
- 00:03:15,816 --> 00:03:19,457 Right, guys? USA! USA!
- 00:03:19,656 --> 00:03:21,857 USA! USA!
- 00:03:22,217 --> 00:03:25,416 USA! USA!
- 00:03:25,858 --> 00:03:28,937 I'm sorry to break it to you, but Pioneer Day is for serious people,
- 00:03:29,018 --> 00:03:30,857 and you look and act ridiculous.
- 00:03:31,098 --> 00:03:35,016 I mean, a puppy playing basketball? Are you always this silly?
- 00:03:35,976 --> 00:03:38,137 Hey. I can be serious.
- 00:03:38,897 --> 00:03:41,698 You do have nachos hanging from your ears, hon.
- 00:03:43,618 --> 00:03:45,576 Wow. I'm embarrassed for you.
- 00:03:45,576 --> 00:03:46,697 Give her a hand, everybody!
- 00:03:50,258 --> 00:03:52,296 Now, who wants to hear more about me?
- 00:03:52,296 --> 00:03:53,256 Excuse me!
- 00:03:53,297 --> 00:03:55,058 Everyone say, "Northwest!"
- 00:03:55,378 --> 00:03:56,818 Northwest!
- 00:03:58,057 --> 00:03:59,097 We're perfect.
- 00:03:59,976 --> 00:04:00,936 Hey, you okay?
- 00:04:01,577 --> 00:04:04,776 -I need some old-timey butterscotch. -Let's get out of here.
- 00:04:10,897 --> 00:04:13,937 Hey there, uh, donkey boy. Give me a hand with my car, huh?
- 00:04:14,218 --> 00:04:17,777 Here in 1863, I have never heard tell of a "car."
- 00:04:18,138 --> 00:04:20,698 Pray tell, what is this magic wheel box?
- 00:04:21,018 --> 00:04:23,377 Ugh! Come on, Steve, you're a mechanic for Pete's sake.
- 00:04:23,458 --> 00:04:24,457 Cut me some slack!
- 00:04:24,936 --> 00:04:28,776 "Slack"? I am unfamiliar with this bold, new expression.
- 00:04:29,057 --> 00:04:30,578 I can't take this anymore!
- 00:04:30,658 --> 00:04:32,378 I'm getting dumber every second I'm here!
- 00:04:32,616 --> 00:04:34,418 Are we going to have to intervene here?
- 00:04:34,536 --> 00:04:36,898 Oh, look, the "constable."
- 00:04:37,298 --> 00:04:39,778 What are you going to do? Throw me in ye stocks?
- 00:04:42,138 --> 00:04:43,257 Oh, come on!
- 00:04:46,018 --> 00:04:49,697 Hey, nice outfit, Gideon. You actually look less girly than usual.
- 00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:55,138 Why, Stanford. I'm just a humble tomato farmer selling his wares.
- 00:04:55,418 --> 00:04:57,058 Whoops! I dropped one.
- 00:04:58,676 --> 00:04:59,518 Whoops!
- 00:04:59,617 --> 00:05:00,977 I dropped another one.
- 00:05:03,697 --> 00:05:06,017 Pioneer Day!
- 00:05:11,057 --> 00:05:13,378 Dipper, can I ask you something?
- 00:05:13,457 --> 00:05:15,658 Do you think I'm silly?
- 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:17,698 Uh... No?
- 00:05:18,017 --> 00:05:21,576 Ugh! I knew it. The nacho earrings, the sweater.
- 00:05:21,778 --> 00:05:23,458 I thought I was being charming.
- 00:05:23,496 --> 00:05:25,417 But I guess people see me as a big joke.
- 00:05:28,738 --> 00:05:30,418 Come on, Mabel, you love that sweater!
- 00:05:30,737 --> 00:05:34,417 I did before Pacifica ruined it for me. She ruins everything!
- 00:05:34,858 --> 00:05:35,858 Pacifica!
- 00:05:36,858 --> 00:05:38,937 Why does she think that being related to the town founder
- 00:05:39,058 --> 00:05:40,817 means she gets to treat everyone like garbage?
- 00:05:40,897 --> 00:05:42,458 Someone needs to take her down a peg.
- 00:05:42,596 --> 00:05:43,677 Wait a minute!
- 00:05:43,758 --> 00:05:44,877 I feel like I read something about
- 00:05:44,958 --> 00:05:46,797 Pacifica's great-great grandfather before.
- 00:05:47,718 --> 00:05:49,717 Of course! Oh, this is perfect!
- 00:05:49,797 --> 00:05:52,196 "In my investigations..."
- 00:05:52,296 --> 00:05:54,098 -Should I do the voice? -Uh-uh.
- 00:05:54,178 --> 00:05:55,257 Nah, I'll just read normal.
- 00:05:55,337 --> 00:05:58,457 "In my investigations, I recently made a discovery.
- 00:05:58,537 --> 00:06:01,897 "Nathaniel Northwest may not be the founder of Gravity Falls!
- 00:06:01,977 --> 00:06:03,658 "I believe the proof of this secret
- 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:05,777 "is buried somewhere on the enclosed document.
- 00:06:06,857 --> 00:06:09,377 "If only I could crack the code."
- 00:06:12,997 --> 00:06:14,797 Oh, man, if this cover-up is true,
- 00:06:14,878 --> 00:06:17,038 it means Pacifica's whole family is a fraud.
- 00:06:17,118 --> 00:06:19,317 -This could be a major conspiracy. -Really?
- 00:06:19,398 --> 00:06:20,918 I got to investigate this.
- 00:06:20,996 --> 00:06:24,478 Wait! I'm coming with you. Conspiracies are serious, right?
- 00:06:24,558 --> 00:06:25,518 Oh, yeah, definitely.
- 00:06:25,597 --> 00:06:26,837 Well, if I help you crack this code,
- 00:06:26,917 --> 00:06:28,757 then nobody could ever call me silly again!
- 00:06:29,157 --> 00:06:30,596 Yeah! Mystery Twins?
- 00:06:30,717 --> 00:06:33,118 -I thought you hated that. -I'm starting to accept it.
- 00:06:39,236 --> 00:06:41,317 This is Sheriff Blubs. We've got a code sepia.
- 00:06:41,797 --> 00:06:43,837 What? And what are you doing about it?
- 00:06:44,036 --> 00:06:44,997 I'm following them right now.
- 00:06:45,237 --> 00:06:47,838 Find them and stop them. There's no room for error.
- 00:06:47,877 --> 00:06:49,597 I understand. Blubs out.
- 00:06:50,197 --> 00:06:52,518 Deputy Durland, maintaining this cover-up
- 00:06:52,598 --> 00:06:55,438 is the mission we've been training for our entire careers.
- 00:06:55,556 --> 00:06:57,238 -Are you ready? -Whoo!
- 00:06:57,318 --> 00:06:59,477 If being delightful was a crime,
- 00:06:59,557 --> 00:07:01,038 you'd be breaking the law.
- 00:07:01,117 --> 00:07:02,277 Let's go get 'em!
- 00:07:02,557 --> 00:07:04,196 Whoo!
- 00:07:07,076 --> 00:07:08,036 Back in olden days,
- 00:07:08,197 --> 00:07:11,358 pioneers drew sustenance from telling stories around the fire.
- 00:07:11,437 --> 00:07:14,437 So let's eat some books, children. Go ahead, eat the books!
- 00:07:18,117 --> 00:07:19,117 All right, Mabel.
- 00:07:19,198 --> 00:07:20,516 If we can prove that Nathaniel Northwest
- 00:07:20,517 --> 00:07:24,356 wasn't the real founder of Gravity Falls, it'll finally put Pacifica in her place.
- 00:07:24,356 --> 00:07:28,078 And solving a mystery will prove that I'm not silly! I'm serious.
- 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:32,197 Serious!
- 00:07:32,996 --> 00:07:35,598 We just need to crack this code. Let me see.
- 00:07:37,558 --> 00:07:40,237 It's not Egyptian. It's not numerology.
- 00:07:40,717 --> 00:07:42,438 It's not... Wait! Of course!
- 00:07:42,596 --> 00:07:45,037 The triangle is the alchemist's symbol for flame.
- 00:07:45,277 --> 00:07:47,838 Lighting the parchment on fire will reveal the secret message!
- 00:07:48,037 --> 00:07:49,957 It's so obvious!
- 00:07:50,557 --> 00:07:53,557 All right, let's just light this sucker up, and... Mabel!
- 00:07:53,797 --> 00:07:55,678 Mwop! I just made a hat.
- 00:07:56,277 --> 00:07:59,197 Ugh! I just did something silly again!
- 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:01,477 Wait, Mabel. You folded it into a map!
- 00:08:04,158 --> 00:08:05,636 And I was going to burn it.
- 00:08:06,037 --> 00:08:08,516 We were on the lookout for two kids who might be reading.
- 00:08:08,517 --> 00:08:10,836 We're hunting 'em down for secret reasons!
- 00:08:11,077 --> 00:08:12,117 Whoo!
- 00:08:13,677 --> 00:08:14,838 Nerp.
- 00:08:15,236 --> 00:08:17,156 Maybe we should take this elsewhere.
- 00:08:17,156 --> 00:08:19,076 The map should lead us to
- 00:08:20,997 --> 00:08:23,758 the Gravity Falls Museum of History.
- 00:08:24,157 --> 00:08:25,558 You realize what this means, Mabel.
- 00:08:25,877 --> 00:08:27,957 We're going to have to break in.
- 00:08:30,478 --> 00:08:33,398 And those are your free Pioneer Day passes,
- 00:08:33,476 --> 00:08:35,437 and your balloons, blue and pink.
- 00:08:37,317 --> 00:08:38,317 We're in.
- 00:08:39,357 --> 00:08:43,357 What are we going to do next? Steal Thomas Jefferson's ribcage?
- 00:08:43,837 --> 00:08:45,798 Ew. No. According to the map,
- 00:08:45,878 --> 00:08:48,836 the next clue about the real town founder should be right here!
- 00:08:50,437 --> 00:08:51,877 We have to figure this one out quick.
- 00:08:51,957 --> 00:08:55,398 I have a feeling those cops weren't at the library to check out books.
- 00:08:55,478 --> 00:08:57,557 I don't think the one with the bell can read.
- 00:08:57,637 --> 00:08:58,998 So what is it, anyway?
- 00:09:00,717 --> 00:09:01,837 Hmm.
- 00:09:04,398 --> 00:09:05,397 Hmm...
- 00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:07,998 Hey, painting! Be less stupid!
- 00:09:08,478 --> 00:09:10,838 - It worked. - Huh?
- 00:09:13,796 --> 00:09:16,676 Wait. It's not abstract, it's upside down.
- 00:09:16,676 --> 00:09:18,717 I think I've seen that statue in the cemetery.
- 00:09:18,798 --> 00:09:20,238 Let's go! Quick!
- 00:09:21,517 --> 00:09:22,477 Head rush.
- 00:09:22,557 --> 00:09:24,877 I'm sorry, but we're all out of pink balloons.
- 00:09:24,958 --> 00:09:26,797 Why did we even come?
- 00:09:27,236 --> 00:09:28,717 Officer Blubs.
- 00:09:29,797 --> 00:09:31,878 -Blubs here. -Have the targets been apprehended?
- 00:09:32,036 --> 00:09:36,237 Negative, but we're close. I promise. Those kids will never get past us!
- 00:09:36,478 --> 00:09:37,877 Hey! Wait!
- 00:09:41,317 --> 00:09:42,277 Dang it!
- 00:09:43,998 --> 00:09:48,637 For the last time, we are not going south for the winter! Our home is here!
- 00:09:49,717 --> 00:09:51,236 You always say that!
- 00:09:52,758 --> 00:09:54,197 Come on.
- 00:09:54,277 --> 00:09:55,998 Come on. Argh!
- 00:09:57,918 --> 00:10:01,796 Well, if it isn't Mabel's uncle, Mr. Pines. Looking for this?
- 00:10:01,796 --> 00:10:03,558 Yeah, yeah. What do you want? Money?
- 00:10:03,716 --> 00:10:07,637 I want you to say that the Northwest family is the best family in Gravity Falls.
- 00:10:07,717 --> 00:10:09,517 Oh, sure! You want that in writing?
- 00:10:09,837 --> 00:10:11,877 Mmm-hmm.
- 00:10:12,356 --> 00:10:13,316 There we go.
- 00:10:14,677 --> 00:10:17,437 Ha! I did that with my mouth!
- 00:10:21,956 --> 00:10:23,197 Gah! Come on!
- 00:10:25,998 --> 00:10:29,157 The statue must be pointing to the next clue.
- 00:10:29,238 --> 00:10:32,037 Oh, gross, she's picking my nose!
- 00:10:35,517 --> 00:10:36,477 Mabel, look!
- 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:38,958 Ha! Who's silly now, Pacifica?
- 00:10:39,236 --> 00:10:41,156 Bam! Ah, ow, ow!
- 00:10:41,358 --> 00:10:42,318 Okay.
- 00:10:44,958 --> 00:10:50,118 Now we're getting into real conspiracy mode! I feel so serious!
- 00:10:53,997 --> 00:10:56,516 Okay, look out for booby traps.
- 00:10:57,017 --> 00:10:58,258 Booby traps.
- 00:11:02,357 --> 00:11:04,518 -Tranquilizer darts! -Whoa!
- 00:11:15,678 --> 00:11:18,757 It's a treasure trove of historic-y secret-y things!
- 00:11:21,477 --> 00:11:25,316 Oh, man! Ben Franklin secretly was a woman!
- 00:11:25,557 --> 00:11:26,677 Hey, jackpot!
- 00:11:28,677 --> 00:11:30,718 Now we'll find out who the real town founder was.
- 00:11:32,036 --> 00:11:34,878 "Let it be here recorded that Nathaniel Northwest,
- 00:11:34,916 --> 00:11:38,638 "fabled founder of Gravity Falls, was in fact, a fraud!
- 00:11:38,718 --> 00:11:41,757 "As well as a waste-shoveling village idiot?"
- 00:11:43,556 --> 00:11:48,118 Oh. Bad news for Pacifica. Wait till the papers hear about this!
- 00:11:48,198 --> 00:11:50,797 Once people see that I uncovered a historical conspiracy,
- 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:52,317 they could never call me silly!
- 00:11:52,398 --> 00:11:54,397 "The true founder of Gravity Falls
- 00:11:54,477 --> 00:11:57,757 "was Sir Lord Quentin Trembley III, Esq."
- 00:11:57,956 --> 00:11:59,077 Who's Quentin Trembley?
- 00:11:59,997 --> 00:12:01,398 That's none of your business!
- 00:12:02,797 --> 00:12:04,438 Whoo! We gotcha!
- 00:12:04,518 --> 00:12:05,838 Whoo! Whoo.
- 00:12:06,558 --> 00:12:08,158 Whoo-hoo...
- 00:12:09,477 --> 00:12:11,517 He got hit with quite a few of those darts.
- 00:12:12,798 --> 00:12:16,078 I hate to do this, but Quentin Trembley's a matter of national security.
- 00:12:16,196 --> 00:12:18,438 Yeah! Whoo...
- 00:12:18,517 --> 00:12:20,238 I think I might be colorblind now.
- 00:12:20,317 --> 00:12:21,718 What do you mean, "national security?"
- 00:12:21,798 --> 00:12:23,876 And who is Quentin Trembley, anyway?
- 00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:25,237 See for yourself.
- 00:12:28,837 --> 00:12:30,757 Ugh! It's black and white!
- 00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:32,118 Shh! Mabel!
- 00:12:32,478 --> 00:12:33,517 If you're watching this,
- 00:12:33,637 --> 00:12:36,238 then you are one of eight people in these United States
- 00:12:36,318 --> 00:12:38,276 with clearance to view this information.
- 00:12:38,317 --> 00:12:42,237 In fact, I myself will be shot as soon as the filming is complete.
- 00:12:42,877 --> 00:12:45,357 What, no? Oh, well, that's a relief!
- 00:12:45,956 --> 00:12:48,798 Of all of America's secrets, the most embarrassing
- 00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:50,037 was that of Quentin Trembley,
- 00:12:50,118 --> 00:12:52,917 the eighth and a half President of the United States.
- 00:12:52,998 --> 00:12:54,798 -President? -Eighth and a half?
- 00:12:55,077 --> 00:12:58,436 After winning the 1837 election in a landslide,
- 00:12:59,998 --> 00:13:02,276 Quentin Trembley quickly gained a reputation
- 00:13:02,276 --> 00:13:03,838 as America's silliest president.
- 00:13:03,918 --> 00:13:05,156 He waged war on pancakes,
- 00:13:05,197 --> 00:13:07,076 appointed six babies to the Supreme Court,
- 00:13:07,117 --> 00:13:09,637 and issued the De-pants-apation Proclamation.
- 00:13:10,077 --> 00:13:12,117 His State of the Union speech was even worse.
- 00:13:12,678 --> 00:13:14,756 The only thing we have to fear
- 00:13:14,756 --> 00:13:17,358 is gigantic man-eating spiders!
- 00:13:17,598 --> 00:13:18,596 He was kicked out of office
- 00:13:18,596 --> 00:13:21,358 and escaped to an uncharted valley he named Gravity Falls,
- 00:13:21,438 --> 00:13:23,197 after plummeting into it at high speed.
- 00:13:23,397 --> 00:13:25,597 Trembley's shameful term was erased from history,
- 00:13:25,677 --> 00:13:28,677 and officially replaced by William Henry Harrison as President,
- 00:13:28,758 --> 00:13:32,197 and local nobody, Nathaniel Northwest, as founder of Gravity Falls.
- 00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:35,358 The whereabouts of President Trembley's body are unknown.
- 00:13:37,237 --> 00:13:38,317 Until now.
- 00:13:39,716 --> 00:13:42,717 Whoa! Is that, like, amber or something?
- 00:13:42,798 --> 00:13:44,478 The fool thought he could live forever
- 00:13:44,516 --> 00:13:47,238 by encasing himself in a block of solid peanut brittle.
- 00:13:47,477 --> 00:13:49,357 Smooth move, Mr. President!
- 00:13:49,878 --> 00:13:52,398 Finding Trembley's body was our special mission.
- 00:13:52,477 --> 00:13:54,918 And now, thanks to you, it's complete.
- 00:13:54,998 --> 00:13:59,277 Who knew all we had to do was follow a little girl's trail of candy wrappers!
- 00:13:59,437 --> 00:14:01,438 Oh, silly.
- 00:14:01,597 --> 00:14:03,117 Now that you know the truth,
- 00:14:03,198 --> 00:14:06,037 well, we can't let you go around talking about it.
- 00:14:06,117 --> 00:14:07,677 -Does that mean... -Are you going to kill us?
- 00:14:07,797 --> 00:14:08,757 Oh, no!
- 00:14:08,958 --> 00:14:11,197 Now, now, calm down now, buddy, calm down.
- 00:14:11,396 --> 00:14:14,437 We're just going to escort you and all this stuff back to Washington.
- 00:14:14,517 --> 00:14:15,958 You ain't coming back, by the way.
- 00:14:19,477 --> 00:14:21,318 Whoo-hoo! We got fold-out beds.
- 00:14:21,397 --> 00:14:24,157 Good thing I brought my book of spooky ghost stories.
- 00:14:24,598 --> 00:14:26,756 I brought rope for friendship bracelets.
- 00:14:28,676 --> 00:14:31,797 -Anyone there? Help, help, help! -Hey! Let us out!
- 00:14:32,778 --> 00:14:35,918 I can't believe I left a trail of candy wrappers.
- 00:14:35,998 --> 00:14:40,118 This is all my fault. Pacifica had me pegged all along.
- 00:14:40,317 --> 00:14:41,878 I'm just a silly failure
- 00:14:41,958 --> 00:14:44,638 like that embarrassing President Whatshisname.
- 00:14:51,517 --> 00:14:53,636 It is I! Quentin Trembley!
- 00:14:55,998 --> 00:14:57,918 You're alive! But how?
- 00:14:57,997 --> 00:15:01,717 Peanut brittle really does have life-sustaining properties!
- 00:15:01,797 --> 00:15:04,196 You're not silly. You're brilliant!
- 00:15:04,196 --> 00:15:06,357 And so are you, dear girl.
- 00:15:06,438 --> 00:15:09,956 For following my clues and freeing me from my delicious tomb!
- 00:15:09,956 --> 00:15:12,836 He's right! Making maps into hats, hanging upside down.
- 00:15:13,077 --> 00:15:14,756 Your silliness solved a code
- 00:15:14,756 --> 00:15:16,878 that serious cops couldn't crack in 100 years!
- 00:15:16,957 --> 00:15:18,596 Oh, stop it!
- 00:15:18,837 --> 00:15:24,118 By Jefferson! We seem to be trapped in some sort of crate-shaped box.
- 00:15:24,198 --> 00:15:26,077 It's a crate, Mr. President!
- 00:15:26,158 --> 00:15:30,116 Good thing I have the President's Key, which can open any lock in America!
- 00:15:36,277 --> 00:15:37,597 I don't think that's going to work.
- 00:15:37,678 --> 00:15:39,997 Wood! My age-old enemy.
- 00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:41,598 In order to get out of here,
- 00:15:41,636 --> 00:15:44,838 this is going to take the silliest plan ever conceived.
- 00:15:44,917 --> 00:15:46,398 I think I know who can help you.
- 00:15:47,397 --> 00:15:48,477 Hmm.
- 00:15:48,558 --> 00:15:50,557 How about that hole?
- 00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:54,397 We will leap through it!
- 00:15:54,477 --> 00:15:56,958 Almost! Almost there.
- 00:15:56,996 --> 00:15:58,437 Good! Keep pushing!
- 00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:00,478 I'm not sure this is working.
- 00:16:00,798 --> 00:16:02,718 Trust the silliness!
- 00:16:03,037 --> 00:16:04,757 Fiddlesticks! Keep going!
- 00:16:06,596 --> 00:16:08,238 Is that my third wife? Sandy?
- 00:16:12,958 --> 00:16:14,757 Well, we didn't fit through the hole.
- 00:16:14,838 --> 00:16:16,837 Let's rebuild the box and try again.
- 00:16:17,156 --> 00:16:19,557 -We got to get out of here! -Also good!
- 00:16:22,477 --> 00:16:23,598 Blubs?
- 00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:27,438 Huh?
- 00:16:27,716 --> 00:16:29,636 Huh!
- 00:16:29,636 --> 00:16:30,596 Gimme that!
- 00:16:41,598 --> 00:16:44,036 There is no escape.
- 00:16:44,677 --> 00:16:47,157 Let me... I got to take a knee.
- 00:16:47,238 --> 00:16:49,237 Are you okay? Can I get you anything?
- 00:16:49,678 --> 00:16:52,957 Edwin Durland, you are a diamond in the rough.
- 00:16:53,398 --> 00:16:55,998 Sheriff Blubs, do you really wanna lock us all up
- 00:16:56,077 --> 00:16:57,877 in a government facility somewhere?
- 00:16:57,957 --> 00:17:00,918 I've got no choice. Our orders come from the very top.
- 00:17:02,276 --> 00:17:05,598 Wait! Quentin, did you ever sign an official resignation?
- 00:17:05,797 --> 00:17:09,438 No, sir. I ate a salamander and jumped out the window.
- 00:17:09,517 --> 00:17:13,796 Then technically, you're still legally the President of the United States! Right?
- 00:17:13,917 --> 00:17:16,676 - You got to answer to this guy now! - Huh?
- 00:17:16,676 --> 00:17:19,677 As President of these several United States,
- 00:17:19,758 --> 00:17:22,957 I hereby order you to pretend none of this ever happened.
- 00:17:23,358 --> 00:17:25,717 And go on a delightful vacation! Ow!
- 00:17:26,238 --> 00:17:27,236 Yes!
- 00:17:27,317 --> 00:17:30,757 Vacation? What place have you always wanted to visit?
- 00:17:30,838 --> 00:17:32,037 One, two...
- 00:17:32,117 --> 00:17:35,118 Silly Water Fun Slides in Grand Lakes, Michigan!
- 00:17:37,477 --> 00:17:39,997 -Bye-bye, everyone! Bye! -Bye! Bye-bye!
- 00:17:41,437 --> 00:17:43,717 You've done a great service to your country, Mabel.
- 00:17:43,797 --> 00:17:47,278 As thanks, I'd like to make you an official U.S. Congressman!
- 00:17:48,678 --> 00:17:50,958 I'm legalizing everything!
- 00:17:51,037 --> 00:17:52,357 -And Roderick. -Uh, actually...
- 00:17:52,437 --> 00:17:54,678 You, dear boy, are on your way to unlocking
- 00:17:54,757 --> 00:17:56,478 the mysteries of this great land.
- 00:17:56,557 --> 00:17:59,798 So, I'd like you to have my President's Key!
- 00:18:03,097 --> 00:18:04,217 And then he chased me around
- 00:18:04,297 --> 00:18:06,696 and spanked me with a paddle for, like, three hours.
- 00:18:06,696 --> 00:18:08,737 Bottom line, George Washington was a jerk.
- 00:18:08,977 --> 00:18:09,937 Agreed.
- 00:18:11,698 --> 00:18:12,658 Oh!
- 00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:14,376 Kick her off the team.
- 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:19,138 Hey, Pacifica! I uncovered a government conspiracy
- 00:18:19,176 --> 00:18:23,016 about the eighth and a half President of the United States. Who's silly now?
- 00:18:23,017 --> 00:18:25,097 What? Who is that idiot?
- 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,658 Put up your dukes, you bald fiend!
- 00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:30,097 The eighth and a half President of America!
- 00:18:30,178 --> 00:18:31,538 I know what you're thinking.
- 00:18:31,656 --> 00:18:33,097 How is he still alive?
- 00:18:33,178 --> 00:18:35,496 Well, turns out you can hibernate in peanut brittle, and...
- 00:18:36,577 --> 00:18:41,777 Wow! You really are a sad, dumb little girl. Nice top hat, by the way.
- 00:18:43,577 --> 00:18:44,698 Good one, daughter!
- 00:18:45,096 --> 00:18:49,057 Oh! I see your car is stuck in the mud. Enjoy walking home!
- 00:18:51,738 --> 00:18:54,937 Aren't you going to tell her about her ate-gray andpa-gray?
- 00:18:55,258 --> 00:18:57,857 You know what, Dipper? I've got nothing to prove.
- 00:18:57,937 --> 00:19:00,298 I've learned that being silly is awesome!
- 00:19:03,457 --> 00:19:06,216 Well, I haven't learned anything! Hey, Pacifica!
- 00:19:08,297 --> 00:19:10,738 Nathaniel Northwest didn't found Gravity Falls,
- 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:13,057 and your whole family is a sham! Deal with it!
- 00:19:16,378 --> 00:19:18,137 What? Mom!
- 00:19:18,578 --> 00:19:21,778 Man, revenge is underrated. That felt awesome!
- 00:19:22,057 --> 00:19:26,897 Children, I am needed elsewhere. Just know that I'll always be right here.
- 00:19:27,538 --> 00:19:29,377 On the negative 12 dollar bill.
- 00:19:29,938 --> 00:19:30,898 Whoa!
- 00:19:31,898 --> 00:19:33,096 This is worthless.
- 00:19:33,137 --> 00:19:34,938 It's less than worthless, my boy.
- 00:19:35,497 --> 00:19:36,937 Trembley, away!
- 00:19:41,017 --> 00:19:42,338 Where do you think he's going?
- 00:19:42,418 --> 00:19:43,817 I'm going to say off a cliff.
- 00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:47,258 And then Soos came by and talked to me for, like, an hour!
- 00:19:47,496 --> 00:19:49,018 You've been through so much.
- 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,858 -It works! -So what's with the top hat?
- 00:19:54,216 --> 00:19:56,497 -I'm a Congressman! -Pardon me?
- 00:19:57,018 --> 00:19:58,498 You are officially pardoned.
- 00:20:00,818 --> 00:20:03,738 Oy. You are never going to make sense, are you, kid?
- 00:20:03,816 --> 00:20:06,658 No, I'm not, Grunkle Stan. No, I'm not.
- 00:20:07,298 --> 00:20:08,617 Mabel, away!
- 00:20:11,057 --> 00:20:12,017 I'm okay.
- 00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:15,336 Esteemed gentlemen of the United States Supreme Court.
- 00:20:15,457 --> 00:20:17,657 I implore you to rethink your decision.
- 00:20:21,096 --> 00:20:23,578 Very well. But who would you have replace me?
- 00:20:23,976 --> 00:20:25,896 -Mama! -That old crone?
- 00:20:28,418 --> 00:20:31,656 Chief Justice Num-Num, you're spitting up on yourself. Now...
- 00:20:31,777 --> 00:20:34,897 Oh... Oh, come on! This is a courtroom!
- 00:20:34,978 --> 00:20:37,018 I... This is a...
- 00:20:37,097 --> 00:20:38,578 This is a dark day for America.
- 00:00:06,357 --> 00:00:09,117 Серьги из начос! Я – красотка!
- 00:00:09,238 --> 00:00:10,758 Спорный вопрос!
- 00:00:10,937 --> 00:00:12,456 Давайте! С каких пор здесь пробки?
- 00:00:12,457 --> 00:00:13,457 И откуда эти…
- 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:15,881 Повозки?!
- 00:00:16,498 --> 00:00:18,216 Только не это! Нет! Нет!
- 00:00:20,698 --> 00:00:22,457 Не сегодня! Не сегодня!
- 00:00:23,016 --> 00:00:24,337 О боже мой! О! Нет!
- 00:00:24,457 --> 00:00:25,618 Господи!
- 00:00:27,816 --> 00:00:29,177 Дядя Стэн, что происходит?
- 00:00:29,458 --> 00:00:31,418 Нужно сматываться пока не поздно!
- 00:00:33,017 --> 00:00:34,536 Повозки встали кругом!
- 00:00:34,536 --> 00:00:36,457 Мы в ловушке! Нет!
- 00:00:40,738 --> 00:00:42,737 А у меня почему-то хорошее предчувствие.
- 00:00:59,654 --> 00:01:02,154 ДИППЕР
- 00:01:03,651 --> 00:01:05,151 МЭЙБЛ
- 00:01:06,387 --> 00:01:07,687 СТЭН
- 00:01:17,863 --> 00:01:18,796 ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ
- 00:01:23,138 --> 00:01:24,658 -Мэйбл, ты только посмотри! -Ах!
- 00:01:25,829 --> 00:01:26,862 ДОБРО ПОЖАЛОВАТЬ В ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ!
- 00:01:26,904 --> 00:01:28,170 ДЕНЬ ПЕРВОПРОХОДЦЕВ
- 00:01:28,296 --> 00:01:30,818 Грязное стекло! Несем грязное стекло! Грязное стекло.
- 00:01:30,898 --> 00:01:33,096 Вот ведь! День первопроходцев!
- 00:01:33,457 --> 00:01:35,818 Каждый год все наряжаются, как клоуны,
- 00:01:35,898 --> 00:01:37,896 и празднуют день основания Гравити Фолз.
- 00:01:38,218 --> 00:01:40,776 Мы в 1863!
- 00:01:41,017 --> 00:01:42,696 Я тебе сейчас шею сверну!
- 00:01:45,257 --> 00:01:47,418 Вы смотрите! Производство свечей!
- 00:01:48,456 --> 00:01:50,417 -Золотишко! -Ух ты! Мойка золота!
- 00:01:50,497 --> 00:01:52,337 Я объявляю вас мужем и женой.
- 00:01:53,737 --> 00:01:54,697 Согласен!
- 00:01:54,938 --> 00:01:56,257 Что это они такое делают?
- 00:01:56,578 --> 00:01:58,056 Ну, да, точно, я вспомнил!
- 00:01:59,976 --> 00:02:02,856 Когда-то в Гравити Фолз можно было жениться на дятлах.
- 00:02:03,097 --> 00:02:05,897 И до сих пор можно! И слава Богу!
- 00:02:05,977 --> 00:02:07,217 Подходите ближе,
- 00:02:07,298 --> 00:02:09,377 начинаем церемонию открытия!
- 00:02:09,778 --> 00:02:12,257 -Дядя Стэн, а ты идешь? -Нет уж, спасибо!
- 00:02:12,456 --> 00:02:15,137 Но если, когда вернетесь, вы будете говорить как они,
- 00:02:15,218 --> 00:02:16,178 я вас прокляну!
- 00:02:16,417 --> 00:02:19,176 Давеча окромя репы ничёго не уродилось!
- 00:02:19,177 --> 00:02:21,377 А у нас надысь токмо морква!
- 00:02:23,898 --> 00:02:24,936 Прокляну!
- 00:02:25,258 --> 00:02:26,857 Слушайте, слушайте!
- 00:02:27,178 --> 00:02:30,777 Торжественная церемония открытия начинается.
- 00:02:32,458 --> 00:02:33,617 А у меня есть колокольчик!
- 00:02:35,057 --> 00:02:37,416 О нет, полиция, мой кошелек!
- 00:02:37,978 --> 00:02:39,337 Динь-динь, динь-динь!
- 00:02:39,977 --> 00:02:42,216 Ну, как же он любит свой колокольчик!
- 00:02:45,538 --> 00:02:48,778 Приветствую всех! Вы меня знаете – я Пасифика Нортвест!
- 00:02:48,858 --> 00:02:51,977 Пра-пра-правнучка основателя города, Натаниэля Нортвеста!
- 00:02:52,618 --> 00:02:53,736 И я очень богата!
- 00:02:56,218 --> 00:02:58,258 Если вы полны духа первопроходцев,
- 00:02:58,337 --> 00:03:00,456 выходите сюда и представьтесь.
- 00:03:00,497 --> 00:03:02,376 Ах! Я очень хочу выступить!
- 00:03:02,376 --> 00:03:03,336 Но ведь вы с Пасификой
- 00:03:03,337 --> 00:03:05,256 друг друга терпеть не можете.
- 00:03:05,578 --> 00:03:08,137 Это осталось в прошлом!
- 00:03:08,377 --> 00:03:10,337 И наша первая гостья.
- 00:03:10,697 --> 00:03:11,698 Это Мэйбл.
- 00:03:11,938 --> 00:03:15,816 Да! Объявляю день первопроходцев открытым!
- 00:03:15,816 --> 00:03:19,457 И все вместе! США! США!
- 00:03:19,656 --> 00:03:21,857 США! США!
- 00:03:22,217 --> 00:03:25,416 США! США!
- 00:03:25,858 --> 00:03:28,937 Извини, что прерываю, но это очень серьёзный праздник,
- 00:03:29,018 --> 00:03:30,857 а ты выглядишь просто глупо!
- 00:03:31,098 --> 00:03:35,016 Это что – щенок, играющий в баскетбол?! Ты всегда такое посмешище?
- 00:03:35,976 --> 00:03:38,137 Я могу быть и серьёзной!
- 00:03:38,897 --> 00:03:41,698 Скажи, это у тебя в ушах серьги из начос?
- 00:03:43,618 --> 00:03:45,576 Да. Наверное, очень стыдно!
- 00:03:45,576 --> 00:03:46,697 Аплодируем девочке!
- 00:03:50,258 --> 00:03:52,296 А теперь давайте аплодировать мне!
- 00:03:52,296 --> 00:03:53,256 Извините.
- 00:03:53,297 --> 00:03:55,058 Все говорим: «Нортвесты».
- 00:03:55,378 --> 00:03:56,818 Нортвесты.
- 00:03:58,057 --> 00:03:59,097 Мы просто чудо!
- 00:03:59,976 --> 00:04:00,936 Мэйбл, ты как?
- 00:04:01,577 --> 00:04:04,776 -Мне нужно закусить горе ирисками. -Идем отсюда.
- 00:04:10,897 --> 00:04:13,937 Слушай, ты не поможешь мне вытащить машину?
- 00:04:14,218 --> 00:04:17,777 Но полтора столетия назад тут не было никаких машин!
- 00:04:18,138 --> 00:04:20,698 Скажи, что это за такая странная штука?
- 00:04:21,018 --> 00:04:23,377 Aх! Бога ради, Стив, ты же механик!
- 00:04:23,458 --> 00:04:24,457 Хватит уже дурить!
- 00:04:24,936 --> 00:04:28,776 «Дурить»? Это современное ядреное слово мне незнакомо.
- 00:04:29,057 --> 00:04:30,578 Ну, всё, с меня хватит!
- 00:04:30,658 --> 00:04:32,378 Я свирепею с каждой секундой!
- 00:04:32,616 --> 00:04:34,418 У нас нападение на гражданского!
- 00:04:34,536 --> 00:04:36,898 Ой, надо же сам кон-стебль!
- 00:04:37,298 --> 00:04:39,778 Что, теперь вы закуёте меня в колодки?
- 00:04:42,138 --> 00:04:43,257 Издеваетесь что ли?!
- 00:04:46,018 --> 00:04:49,697 Эй! Отличный костюмчик! Ты стал меньше похож на девчонку!
- 00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:55,138 О, Стэнфорд, я просто выращиваю помидоры и продаю!
- 00:04:55,418 --> 00:04:57,058 Ой! Один упал!
- 00:04:58,676 --> 00:04:59,518 Ой!
- 00:04:59,617 --> 00:05:00,977 Еще один упал.
- 00:05:03,697 --> 00:05:06,017 День первопроходца!
- 00:05:11,057 --> 00:05:13,378 Диппер, можно задать тебе вопрос?
- 00:05:13,457 --> 00:05:15,658 По-твоему, я глупая?
- 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:17,698 Э, нет.
- 00:05:18,017 --> 00:05:21,576 Ох ну, конечно! Серьги из начос и свитер!
- 00:05:21,778 --> 00:05:23,458 Я думала, что я красотка,
- 00:05:23,496 --> 00:05:25,417 а люди думают, что я посмешище!
- 00:05:28,738 --> 00:05:30,418 Мэйбл, тебе же нравится этот свитер.
- 00:05:30,737 --> 00:05:34,417 Нравился, пока Пасифика его не высмеяла! Она всё разрушила.
- 00:05:34,858 --> 00:05:35,858 Пасифика!
- 00:05:36,858 --> 00:05:38,937 Почему она считает, что если она внучка основателя,
- 00:05:39,058 --> 00:05:40,817 то может всех унижать?!
- 00:05:40,897 --> 00:05:42,458 Пора поставить её на место!
- 00:05:42,596 --> 00:05:43,677 Ах! Погоди-ка!
- 00:05:43,758 --> 00:05:44,877 Кажется, я что-то читал про
- 00:05:44,958 --> 00:05:46,797 пра-пра-прадеда Пасифики!
- 00:05:47,718 --> 00:05:49,717 Вот оно! Так любопытно!
- 00:05:49,797 --> 00:05:52,196 «В моём расследовании.»
- 00:05:52,296 --> 00:05:54,098 -Оставить старческий голос? -Не-а.
- 00:05:54,178 --> 00:05:55,257 Тогда прочту нормальным!
- 00:05:55,337 --> 00:05:58,457 «В моём расследовании я обнаружил следующее!
- 00:05:58,537 --> 00:06:01,897 Натаниэль Нортвест не был основателем Гравити Фолз!
- 00:06:01,977 --> 00:06:03,658 Уверен, доказательство тому
- 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:05,777 находится в приложенном документе!
- 00:06:06,857 --> 00:06:09,377 К сожалению, не могу его расшифровать!»
- 00:06:12,997 --> 00:06:14,797 Ух ты! Но если это правда,
- 00:06:14,878 --> 00:06:17,038 то вся семья Пасифики – мошенники!
- 00:06:17,118 --> 00:06:19,317 -И это настоящий заговор! -Правда?
- 00:06:19,398 --> 00:06:20,918 Я закончу расследование!
- 00:06:20,996 --> 00:06:24,478 Стой! Я пойду с тобой! Ведь заговоры – это серьёзное дело?
- 00:06:24,558 --> 00:06:25,518 Ну, да, еще какое.
- 00:06:25,597 --> 00:06:26,837 Если я разгадаю шифр,
- 00:06:26,917 --> 00:06:28,757 меня никто уже не назовет глупой!
- 00:06:29,157 --> 00:06:30,596 Да! Двойняшки-детективы?
- 00:06:30,717 --> 00:06:33,118 -Ты не любишь это прозвище. -Я начинаю привыкать.
- 00:06:39,236 --> 00:06:41,317 Говорит шериф Блабс! У нас тут код «сепия».
- 00:06:41,797 --> 00:06:43,837 Что?! Что вы предпримете?
- 00:06:44,036 --> 00:06:44,997 Я за ними прослежу.
- 00:06:45,237 --> 00:06:47,838 Найти и остановить! Отступать нам некуда.
- 00:06:47,877 --> 00:06:49,597 Да, вас понял! До связи!
- 00:06:50,197 --> 00:06:52,518 Помощник Дурланд, ради того, чтобы сохранить эту тайну
- 00:06:52,598 --> 00:06:55,438 мы тренировались всю жизнь!
- 00:06:55,556 --> 00:06:57,238 Вы готовы?
- 00:06:57,318 --> 00:06:59,477 Будь радость преступлением,
- 00:06:59,557 --> 00:07:01,038 ты бы сидел в тюряге.
- 00:07:01,117 --> 00:07:02,277 Давайте поймаем их!
- 00:07:02,557 --> 00:07:04,957 НАТАНИЭЛЬ НОРТВЕСТ
- 00:07:07,076 --> 00:07:08,036 Первопроходцы
- 00:07:08,197 --> 00:07:11,358 добывали свой хлеб, рассказывая детям истории у камина!
- 00:07:11,437 --> 00:07:14,437 Так давайте же есть книги! Вперед, ешьте книги!
- 00:07:18,117 --> 00:07:19,117 Итак, Мэйбл!
- 00:07:19,198 --> 00:07:20,516 Если мы докажем, что Нортвест
- 00:07:20,517 --> 00:07:24,356 не был основателем Гравити Фолз, то поставим Пасифику на место.
- 00:07:24,356 --> 00:07:28,078 А разгадав шифр, докажем, что я не глупая и серьёзная!
- 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:32,197 Очень серьёзная!
- 00:07:32,996 --> 00:07:35,598 Самое главное – разгадать шифр! Итак!
- 00:07:37,558 --> 00:07:40,237 Не египетские иероглифы, не нумерология.
- 00:07:40,717 --> 00:07:42,438 И не... Стоп! Конечно!
- 00:07:42,596 --> 00:07:45,037 Треугольник – это алхимический символ огня!
- 00:07:45,277 --> 00:07:47,838 Прогрев бумагу на огне, мы раскроем послание!
- 00:07:48,037 --> 00:07:49,957 Ну это же очевидно!
- 00:07:50,557 --> 00:07:53,557 Что ж, давай прогреем документ на огне. Мэйбл!
- 00:07:53,797 --> 00:07:55,678 Бдыщ! Я сделала шапку!
- 00:07:56,277 --> 00:07:59,197 Ах! Вот опять я сделала глупость!
- 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:01,477 Нет! Мэйбл! Ты сложила листок в карту!
- 00:08:04,158 --> 00:08:05,636 Я только что её чуть не сжег.
- 00:08:06,037 --> 00:08:08,516 Мы ищем двух ребятишек, которые тут читают.
- 00:08:08,517 --> 00:08:10,836 И ищем мы их по секретной причине!
- 00:08:15,236 --> 00:08:17,156 Нужно сменить местоположения.
- 00:08:17,156 --> 00:08:19,076 Эта карта приведет нас
- 00:08:20,997 --> 00:08:23,758 к Историческому музею Гравити Фолз.
- 00:08:24,157 --> 00:08:25,558 Ты понимаешь, что это значит?
- 00:08:25,877 --> 00:08:27,957 Нам придется проникнуть внутрь.
- 00:08:30,478 --> 00:08:33,398 Бесплатные билеты в День Первопроходцев!
- 00:08:33,476 --> 00:08:35,437 И шарики – синий и розовый.
- 00:08:37,317 --> 00:08:38,317 Мы внутри.
- 00:08:39,357 --> 00:08:43,357 Что будем делать дальше? Давай сопрём скелет Томаса Джефферсона!
- 00:08:43,837 --> 00:08:45,798 Фу! Нет! Судя по карте,
- 00:08:45,878 --> 00:08:48,836 следующая подсказка об основателе города будет здесь!
- 00:08:50,437 --> 00:08:51,877 Нужно срочно расшифровать её!
- 00:08:51,957 --> 00:08:55,398 Поверь мне, эти копы пришли в библиотеку не за книжками.
- 00:08:55,478 --> 00:08:57,557 Тот, что с колокольчиком, не умеет читать.
- 00:08:57,637 --> 00:08:58,998 Итак, что же это такое?
- 00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:07,998 Эй, ты, картина! Ты почему такая глупая?!
- 00:09:08,478 --> 00:09:10,838 -Ах! У меня получилось! -А?
- 00:09:13,796 --> 00:09:16,676 Ух ты! А я думал, что это абстрактная живопись!
- 00:09:16,676 --> 00:09:18,717 Я видела эту статую на кладбище.
- 00:09:18,798 --> 00:09:20,238 Вперед! Бежим!
- 00:09:21,517 --> 00:09:22,477 Голова!
- 00:09:22,557 --> 00:09:24,877 Мне очень жаль, но розовых больше нет.
- 00:09:24,958 --> 00:09:26,797 Значит, мы зря пришли сюда!
- 00:09:27,236 --> 00:09:28,717 Шериф Блабс.
- 00:09:29,797 --> 00:09:31,878 -Блабс слушает. -Цели уже схвачены?
- 00:09:32,036 --> 00:09:36,237 Пока ещё нет, но мы рядом! Обещаю, эти детишки не пройдут мимо нас.
- 00:09:36,478 --> 00:09:37,877 Дети! Стойте!
- 00:09:41,317 --> 00:09:42,277 Проклятье!
- 00:09:43,998 --> 00:09:48,637 Я повторяю мы не полетим на зиму на юг! Потому что наш дом – здесь!
- 00:09:49,717 --> 00:09:51,236 Вечно ты это говоришь!
- 00:09:52,758 --> 00:09:54,197 Ну же!
- 00:09:54,277 --> 00:09:55,998 Давай! А!
- 00:09:57,918 --> 00:10:01,796 Ой, да это же дядя Мэйбл, мистер Пайнс! Это ищете?
- 00:10:01,796 --> 00:10:03,558 Да, да! Чего хочешь? Денег?
- 00:10:03,716 --> 00:10:07,637 Я хочу, чтобы вы сказали, что семья Нортвестов – лучшая в Гравити Фолз.
- 00:10:07,717 --> 00:10:09,517 Ясное дело. Может, написать?
- 00:10:12,356 --> 00:10:13,316 Пожалуйста.
- 00:10:13,756 --> 00:10:14,656 ВОНЮЧКА
- 00:10:14,677 --> 00:10:17,437 Ха! Даже без рук справился!
- 00:10:21,956 --> 00:10:23,197 Вы издеваетесь?!
- 00:10:25,998 --> 00:10:29,157 Видимо, статуя указывает на следующую подсказку.
- 00:10:29,238 --> 00:10:32,037 Фу, она ковыряет у меня в носу!
- 00:10:35,517 --> 00:10:36,477 Мэйбл, смотри!
- 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:38,958 Ха! Ну, и кто глупая, Пасифика?!
- 00:10:39,236 --> 00:10:41,156 Бам! Ой, ой, ой!
- 00:10:41,358 --> 00:10:42,318 Ладно!
- 00:10:44,958 --> 00:10:50,118 Переходим в секретный режим раскрытия заговоров! Теперь я очень-очень серьёзная!
- 00:10:53,997 --> 00:10:56,516 Осторожно, здесь могут быть ловушки.
- 00:10:57,017 --> 00:10:58,258 Ловушки.
- 00:11:02,357 --> 00:11:04,518 Снотворные дротики!
- 00:11:15,678 --> 00:11:18,757 Это же настоящий клад исторических секретов!
- 00:11:19,353 --> 00:11:20,752 СОВЕРШЕННО СЕКРЕТНО ШЛЯПА ЛИНКОЛЬНА
- 00:11:21,477 --> 00:11:25,316 Хо-хо, надо же! А всё-таки Бенджамин Франклин был женщиной.
- 00:11:25,557 --> 00:11:26,677 Смотри, вот оно!
- 00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:28,345 ИСТОРИЯ НОРТВЕСТОВ
- 00:11:28,677 --> 00:11:30,718 Узнаем, кто на самом деле основал город!
- 00:11:32,036 --> 00:11:34,878 «Да будет известно всем, что Натаниэль Нортвест,
- 00:11:34,916 --> 00:11:38,638 легендарный основатель Гравити Фолз, был мошенником
- 00:11:38,718 --> 00:11:41,757 и идиотом убиравшим навоз»!
- 00:11:43,556 --> 00:11:48,118 Плохие новости для Пасифики! Стоит только этому попасть в газеты!
- 00:11:48,198 --> 00:11:50,797 Когда все узнают, что я раскрыла заговор,
- 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:52,317 меня уже никто не назовёт глупой!
- 00:11:52,398 --> 00:11:54,397 «Истинным основателем Гравити Фолз
- 00:11:54,477 --> 00:11:57,757 был сэр Лорд Квентин Трембли Третий, Эсквайер».
- 00:11:57,956 --> 00:11:59,077 А кто такой этот Трембли?
- 00:11:59,997 --> 00:12:01,398 Это не вашего ума дело!
- 00:12:02,797 --> 00:12:04,438 Да, мы их взяли!
- 00:12:09,477 --> 00:12:11,517 В него попала парочка дротиков!
- 00:12:12,798 --> 00:12:16,078 Увы, Квентин Трембли – вопрос национальной безопасности!
- 00:12:16,196 --> 00:12:18,438 Да! Да.
- 00:12:18,517 --> 00:12:20,238 Я перестаю различать цвета.
- 00:12:20,317 --> 00:12:21,718 Национальной безопасности?
- 00:12:21,798 --> 00:12:23,876 И кто вообще такой этот Квентин Трембли?
- 00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:25,237 Вы сами напросились.
- 00:12:28,837 --> 00:12:30,757 Фу, черно-белый!
- 00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:32,118 Тише, Мэйбл.
- 00:12:32,478 --> 00:12:33,517 Если вы это смотрите,
- 00:12:33,637 --> 00:12:36,238 то вы один из восьми человек в США,
- 00:12:36,318 --> 00:12:38,276 имеющих доступ к секретной информации!
- 00:12:38,317 --> 00:12:42,237 Лично я буду расстрелян, как только закончатся съемки этого фильма!
- 00:12:42,877 --> 00:12:45,357 Что? Нет? Ха! Ну, слава Богу!
- 00:12:45,956 --> 00:12:48,798 Из всех секретов самым позорным
- 00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:50,037 был секрет Квентина Трембли!
- 00:12:50,118 --> 00:12:52,917 Восьмого с половиной президента США.
- 00:12:52,998 --> 00:12:54,798 -Президента?! -Восьмого с половиной?!
- 00:12:55,077 --> 00:12:58,436 Он победил на выборах с подавляющим преимуществом!
- 00:12:59,998 --> 00:13:02,276 Он быстро завоевал репутацию
- 00:13:02,276 --> 00:13:03,838 самого глупого президента США!
- 00:13:03,918 --> 00:13:05,156 Он устроил войну из-за блинов,
- 00:13:05,197 --> 00:13:07,076 назначил младенцев в Верховный Суд,
- 00:13:07,117 --> 00:13:09,637 и запретил носить штаны!
- 00:13:10,077 --> 00:13:12,117 Его речь о положении в стране была ужасна!
- 00:13:12,678 --> 00:13:14,756 Всё, чего нам нужно опасаться –
- 00:13:14,756 --> 00:13:17,358 это гигантских пауков-людоедов!
- 00:13:17,598 --> 00:13:18,596 Его прогнали,
- 00:13:18,596 --> 00:13:21,358 и он укрылся в долине, которую назвал Гравити Фолз,
- 00:13:21,438 --> 00:13:23,197 потому что упал с большой высоты!
- 00:13:23,397 --> 00:13:25,597 Президентство Квентина Трембли стерли из истории
- 00:13:25,677 --> 00:13:28,677 и вместо него президентом вписали Уильяма Генри Гаррисона,
- 00:13:28,758 --> 00:13:32,197 а основателем Гравити Фолз – никому неизвестного обывателя!
- 00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:35,358 Где находится тело президента Трембли – неизвестно.
- 00:13:37,237 --> 00:13:38,317 Было неизвестно.
- 00:13:39,716 --> 00:13:42,717 Ух ты! Это что-то вроде янтаря, что это?
- 00:13:42,798 --> 00:13:44,478 Глупец хотел жить вечно,
- 00:13:44,516 --> 00:13:47,238 и замуровался в куске арахисового шербета!
- 00:13:47,477 --> 00:13:49,357 Очень умно, господин президент!
- 00:13:49,878 --> 00:13:52,398 Найти тело Трембли – наше особое задание!
- 00:13:52,477 --> 00:13:54,918 Теперь, благодаря вам оно выполнено.
- 00:13:54,998 --> 00:13:59,277 И всего-то нужно было идти по следам из оберток от твоих конфет, девочка.
- 00:13:59,437 --> 00:14:01,438 Какая я глупая!
- 00:14:01,597 --> 00:14:03,117 Теперь, когда вы узнали правду,
- 00:14:03,198 --> 00:14:06,037 мы не позволим вам её никому рассказать.
- 00:14:06,117 --> 00:14:07,677 -То есть, вы... -Хотите нас убить?!
- 00:14:07,797 --> 00:14:08,757 О нет!
- 00:14:08,958 --> 00:14:11,197 Нет, нет. Спокойно, приятель, не волнуйся!
- 00:14:11,396 --> 00:14:14,437 Придется отвезти вас и всё это барахло в Вашингтон!
- 00:14:14,517 --> 00:14:15,958 И назад вы не вернетесь.
- 00:14:19,477 --> 00:14:21,318 Мы раскладываем койки!
- 00:14:21,397 --> 00:14:24,157 А я взял с собой книжку со страшилками на ночь!
- 00:14:24,598 --> 00:14:26,756 А я буду плести браслетики дружбы!
- 00:14:28,676 --> 00:14:31,797 -Кто-нибудь?! Помогите нам! -Люди! Выпустите нас!
- 00:14:32,778 --> 00:14:35,918 И как я могла оставить след из конфетных оберток!
- 00:14:35,998 --> 00:14:40,118 Я во всем виновата! Пасифика правильно надо мной смеялась!
- 00:14:40,317 --> 00:14:41,878 Я такая же глупая,
- 00:14:41,958 --> 00:14:44,638 как этот дурацкий президент, как там его звали?!
- 00:14:51,517 --> 00:14:53,636 А вот и я – президент Квентин Трембли.
- 00:14:55,998 --> 00:14:57,918 Вы живой?! Но как это…
- 00:14:57,997 --> 00:15:01,717 Арахисовый шербет и правда полезен для здоровья!
- 00:15:01,797 --> 00:15:04,196 Значит, вы не глупец, вы – гений!
- 00:15:04,196 --> 00:15:06,357 И ты тоже, девочка моя!
- 00:15:06,438 --> 00:15:09,956 Ты разгадала мои загадки и освободила меня из шербета!
- 00:15:09,956 --> 00:15:12,836 Он прав! Ты сделала шапку, лежала вверх ногами.
- 00:15:13,077 --> 00:15:14,756 Твоя несерьёзность помогла взломать шифр,
- 00:15:14,756 --> 00:15:16,878 который никто не мог взломать!
- 00:15:16,957 --> 00:15:18,596 Ну, ладно, хватит уже!
- 00:15:18,837 --> 00:15:24,118 Джефферсон меня побери! Мы заперты в чем-то, напоминающем деревянный ящик!
- 00:15:24,198 --> 00:15:26,077 Это и есть деревянный ящик.
- 00:15:26,158 --> 00:15:30,116 Но у меня есть президентский ключ, открывающий все замки в Америке!
- 00:15:36,277 --> 00:15:37,597 Так ничего не получится.
- 00:15:37,678 --> 00:15:39,997 Дерево! Это мой заклятый враг!
- 00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:41,598 Чтобы выбраться отсюда,
- 00:15:41,636 --> 00:15:44,838 нам нужно придумать самый глупый план в истории.
- 00:15:44,917 --> 00:15:46,398 Я знаю, кто может вам помочь.
- 00:15:47,397 --> 00:15:48,477 Хм.
- 00:15:48,558 --> 00:15:50,557 А может быть эта дырка?
- 00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:54,397 Мы выйдем через неё!
- 00:15:54,477 --> 00:15:56,958 Почти уже, почти вышли,
- 00:15:56,996 --> 00:15:58,437 дави что есть сил! Ещё!
- 00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:00,478 Не уверен, что это сработает.
- 00:16:00,798 --> 00:16:02,718 Глупость, не подведи!
- 00:16:03,037 --> 00:16:04,757 Ещё немного!
- 00:16:06,596 --> 00:16:08,238 Моя третья жена? Сэнди, ты?
- 00:16:12,958 --> 00:16:14,757 Что ж, через дырку не получилось!
- 00:16:14,838 --> 00:16:16,837 Починим ящик и попробуем иначе.
- 00:16:17,156 --> 00:16:19,557 -Нужно сматываться! -Тоже хороший план.
- 00:16:21,663 --> 00:16:22,463 ЛЁД
- 00:16:22,477 --> 00:16:23,598 Блабс!
- 00:16:26,092 --> 00:16:27,059 НЕ ВХОДИТЬ
- 00:16:28,007 --> 00:16:29,607 АВАРИЙНЫЙ ВЫХОД
- 00:16:29,636 --> 00:16:30,596 Дайте сюда!
- 00:16:41,598 --> 00:16:44,036 Ну, всё! Вам некуда бежать!
- 00:16:44,677 --> 00:16:47,157 А мне нужно отдохнуть!
- 00:16:47,238 --> 00:16:49,237 Вам плохо? Принести вам водички?
- 00:16:49,678 --> 00:16:52,957 Эдвин Дурланд, ты – бриллиант в короне полицейской системы.
- 00:16:53,398 --> 00:16:55,998 Шериф Блабс! Вы правда хотите запереть нас
- 00:16:56,077 --> 00:16:57,877 в каком-то спец-учреждении?
- 00:16:57,957 --> 00:17:00,918 У меня нет выбора! У меня приказ с самого верха!
- 00:17:02,276 --> 00:17:05,598 Стойте! Квентин! Вы подписывали указ о вашей отставке?
- 00:17:05,797 --> 00:17:09,438 Нет, сэр! Я просто съел саламандру и выпрыгнул в окно.
- 00:17:09,517 --> 00:17:13,796 Значит, фактически вы президент Соединённых Штатов Америки, верно?
- 00:17:13,917 --> 00:17:16,676 -А значит, вы должны подчиняться ему! -А?
- 00:17:16,676 --> 00:17:19,677 Как президент нескольких американских штатов
- 00:17:19,758 --> 00:17:22,957 я приказываю вам сделать вид, что ничего этого не было!
- 00:17:23,358 --> 00:17:25,717 И ещё отправиться в отпуск!
- 00:17:26,238 --> 00:17:27,236 Да.
- 00:17:27,317 --> 00:17:30,757 Отпуск? А куда мы всегда хотели съездить?
- 00:17:30,838 --> 00:17:32,037 Раз, два...
- 00:17:32,117 --> 00:17:35,118 Водяные горки на великом озере Мичиган!
- 00:17:37,477 --> 00:17:39,997 -Пока-пока! -Пока, ребята! Удачи! Пока!
- 00:17:41,437 --> 00:17:43,717 Ты сослужила отличную службу стране!
- 00:17:43,797 --> 00:17:47,278 И поэтому я назначаю тебя конгрессменом США.
- 00:17:48,678 --> 00:17:50,958 Легализую всё, что только можно!
- 00:17:51,037 --> 00:17:52,357 -А ты, Родерик. -Вообще-то, я...
- 00:17:52,437 --> 00:17:54,678 Мой милый мальчик! Ты открываешь
- 00:17:54,757 --> 00:17:56,478 величайшие тайны великой страны!
- 00:17:56,557 --> 00:17:59,798 Поэтому я дарю тебе мой президентский ключ!
- 00:18:03,097 --> 00:18:06,696 А потом он три часа гонялся за мной и шлепал веслом!
- 00:18:06,696 --> 00:18:08,737 Между нами, Вашингтон был придурком.
- 00:18:08,977 --> 00:18:09,937 Согласна.
- 00:18:11,698 --> 00:18:12,658 Ой!
- 00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:14,376 Выгнать из команды.
- 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:19,138 Привет, Пасифика! Я раскрыла правительственный заговор
- 00:18:19,176 --> 00:18:23,016 о восьмом с половиной президенте США! И кто теперь глупая?
- 00:18:23,017 --> 00:18:25,097 Что?! Это что за недоумок?
- 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,658 Где твои кулаки, злодей ты эдакий?
- 00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:30,097 Это восьмой с половиной президент США!
- 00:18:30,178 --> 00:18:31,538 Знаю, что ты подумала!
- 00:18:31,656 --> 00:18:33,097 «Как это он еще жив?»
- 00:18:33,178 --> 00:18:35,496 Оказывается, в арахисовом шербете можно жить сотни лет.
- 00:18:36,577 --> 00:18:41,777 Ты действительно очень глупая и настоящее посмешище! Между прочим, позорная шапка.
- 00:18:43,577 --> 00:18:44,698 Молодец, доченька.
- 00:18:45,096 --> 00:18:49,057 Oй! У вас же машина застряла в грязи! Придется идти пешком.
- 00:18:51,738 --> 00:18:54,937 Почему ты не расскажешь ей про её пра-пра-мошенника?
- 00:18:55,258 --> 00:18:57,857 А знаешь что, Диппер?! Мне нечего доказывать.
- 00:18:57,937 --> 00:19:00,298 Я поняла, что быть глупой – вовсе неплохо!
- 00:19:03,457 --> 00:19:06,216 А я ничего не понял! Эй, Пасифика!
- 00:19:08,297 --> 00:19:10,738 Натаниэль Нортвест не основывал Гравити Фолз,
- 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:13,057 вы все – мошенники! Живи с этим!
- 00:19:16,378 --> 00:19:18,137 Что?! Мама!
- 00:19:18,578 --> 00:19:21,778 Слушай, а правду говорят – месть действительно сладкая штука.
- 00:19:22,057 --> 00:19:26,897 Ну, вот, дети, мне пора уезжать! Но помните, я всегда буду вот здесь!
- 00:19:27,538 --> 00:19:29,377 На банкноте в минус 12 долларов.
- 00:19:29,938 --> 00:19:30,898 Ух ты!
- 00:19:31,898 --> 00:19:33,096 Но она ничего не стоит.
- 00:19:33,137 --> 00:19:34,938 Нет, даже меньше, чем ничего!
- 00:19:35,497 --> 00:19:36,937 Трембли, пошёл!
- 00:19:41,017 --> 00:19:42,338 Как думаешь, куда он поехал?
- 00:19:42,418 --> 00:19:43,817 Думаю, он свалится со скалы.
- 00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:47,258 А потом пришел Зус и говорил со мной целый час.
- 00:19:47,496 --> 00:19:49,018 Как же ты много страдал.
- 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,858 -Получилось! -А откуда этот цилиндр?
- 00:19:54,216 --> 00:19:56,497 -Я теперь – конгрессмен. -Кто, прости?
- 00:19:57,018 --> 00:19:58,498 Дядя Стэн, ты официально прощен.
- 00:20:00,818 --> 00:20:03,738 Ой! Ты что, никогда не станешь серьёзной?
- 00:20:03,816 --> 00:20:06,658 Никогда, Дядя Стэн! Нет, никогда!
- 00:20:07,298 --> 00:20:08,617 Мэйбл пошла!
- 00:20:11,057 --> 00:20:12,017 Всё в порядке!
- 00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:15,336 Члены Верховного суда Соединенных штатов Америки,
- 00:20:15,457 --> 00:20:17,657 умоляю пересмотреть ваше решение!
- 00:20:21,096 --> 00:20:23,578 Хорошо. Но кто тогда будет вместо меня?
- 00:20:23,976 --> 00:20:25,896 -Мама! -Что?! Эта ведьма?!
- 00:20:28,418 --> 00:20:31,656 Ваша честь, сейчас вы зальёте слюнями весь смокинг!
- 00:20:31,777 --> 00:20:34,897 Ой! Этого еще не хватало! Это же зал суда!
- 00:20:34,978 --> 00:20:37,018 Я это... да это просто
- 00:20:37,097 --> 00:20:38,578 черный день для всей Америки.
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