Мэйбл и малыш Гидеон — В город приезжает 11-летний мальчик по имени Гидеон, который якобы имеет телепатические способности. Дедушка Стэн возненавидел его за то, что тот отводит у него клиентов. Когда близнецы Пайнс приходят на его представление, он влюбляется в Мэйбл и приглашает её на свидание.

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Мэйбл и малыш Гидеон

The Hand That Rocks the Mabel

Сезон: 01Серия: 04

Описание

В город приезжает 11-летний мальчик по имени Гидеон, который якобы имеет телепатические способности. Дедушка Стэн возненавидел его за то, что тот отводит у него клиентов. Когда близнецы Пайнс приходят на его представление, он влюбляется в Мэйбл и приглашает её на свидание.

Субтитры

00:00:02,404 --> 00:00:07,534 For tonight's final illusion, we have the incredible Sack of Mystery.
00:00:07,599 --> 00:00:10,990 When you put your money in, it mysteriously disappears!
00:00:11,051 --> 00:00:12,045 Of course!
00:00:12,110 --> 00:00:13,549 -That makes perfect sense! -What a nice man!
00:00:13,614 --> 00:00:15,149 That was totally worth the drive!
00:00:15,214 --> 00:00:17,611 The tiger was badly injured in the explosion.
00:00:17,677 --> 00:00:20,527 But we repaired him with a fist!
00:00:21,743 --> 00:00:22,733 Wow! Yeah! All right! Yeah!
00:00:22,798 --> 00:00:24,045 -That tiger's a hero! -All right!
00:00:29,035 --> 00:00:31,214 Hey, look! It's that commercial I was telling you guys about.
00:00:31,276 --> 00:00:33,389 Are you completely miserable?
00:00:34,055 --> 00:00:35,308 Yes!
00:00:35,373 --> 00:00:36,968 Then you need to meet...
00:00:37,034 --> 00:00:38,411 Gideon.
00:00:38,472 --> 00:00:40,329 -Gideon? -What makes him so special?
00:00:40,394 --> 00:00:41,863 He's a psychic!
00:00:42,983 --> 00:00:47,050 So don't waste your time with other so-called Men of Mystery.
00:00:49,098 --> 00:00:52,808 Learn about tomorrow tonight at Gideon's Tent of Telepathy!
00:00:52,873 --> 00:00:53,832 Void where prohibited, no COD's accepted.
00:00:53,897 --> 00:00:56,007 Carla, I've always loved you, but I've never had the guts to say it.
00:00:56,072 --> 00:00:59,210 Wow! I'm getting all curious-y inside!
00:00:59,272 --> 00:01:01,063 Well, don't get too curious-y!
00:01:01,129 --> 00:01:05,226 Ever since that monster, Gideon, rolled into town, I've had nothing but trouble!
00:01:11,689 --> 00:01:12,649 Gideon!
00:01:12,714 --> 00:01:15,368 -Well, is he really psychic? -I think we should go and find out.
00:01:15,434 --> 00:01:18,345 Never! You're forbidden from patronizing the competition!
00:01:18,410 --> 00:01:21,771 No one that lives under my roof is allowed under that Gideon's roof!
00:01:21,832 --> 00:01:22,987 Do tents have roofs?
00:01:23,048 --> 00:01:26,090 I think we just found our loophole. Literally!
00:01:26,152 --> 00:01:27,433 Mwop-mwop!
00:01:27,625 --> 00:01:31,465 So come down soon, folks! Gideon is expecting you.
00:02:12,711 --> 00:02:14,123 Step right up there, folks!
00:02:14,184 --> 00:02:16,939 Put your money in Gideon's Psychic Sack!
00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,857 -Only one thin dime. Thank you, ma'am. -Sure! Absolutely.
00:02:18,922 --> 00:02:20,042 That makes perfect sense!
00:02:22,026 --> 00:02:25,547 Whoa, this is like a bizzarro version of the Mystery Shack.
00:02:25,609 --> 00:02:27,082 They even have their own Soos!
00:02:30,185 --> 00:02:32,266 It's starting, it's starting!
00:02:34,409 --> 00:02:36,361 Let's see what this monster looks like.
00:02:41,448 --> 00:02:45,288 Hello, America! My name is Lil Gideon!
00:02:47,946 --> 00:02:52,009 -That's Stan's mortal enemy? -But he's so widdle!
00:02:52,074 --> 00:02:56,041 Ladies and gentlemen, it is such a gift to have you here tonight!
00:02:56,106 --> 00:02:57,257 Such a gift.
00:02:57,322 --> 00:02:59,083 I have a vision.
00:02:59,144 --> 00:03:02,186 I predict you will soon all say...
00:03:02,248 --> 00:03:03,402 Aw...
00:03:05,129 --> 00:03:06,345 Aw...
00:03:06,824 --> 00:03:07,979 It came true!
00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:11,082 -What? I'm not impressed. -You're impressed.
00:03:11,144 --> 00:03:12,107 Hit it, Dad!
00:03:15,018 --> 00:03:15,977 Ah!
00:03:17,546 --> 00:03:21,195 Oh, I can see what others can't see
00:03:21,256 --> 00:03:25,065 It ain't some sideshow trick It's an innate ability
00:03:25,130 --> 00:03:29,097 Where others are blind I am future-ly inclined
00:03:29,162 --> 00:03:33,482 And you, too, could see if you wuz widdle 'ol me
00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:36,842 Come on, everybody, rise up! I want y'all to keep it going!
00:03:36,904 --> 00:03:38,185 What... How did he...
00:03:38,250 --> 00:03:40,042 Keep it going!
00:03:40,107 --> 00:03:42,539 You wish your son would call you more
00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:45,073 I'm leaving everything to my cats.
00:03:45,738 --> 00:03:48,554 I sense that you've been here before
00:03:48,615 --> 00:03:49,993 What gave it away?
00:03:50,658 --> 00:03:51,592 Come on!
00:03:51,657 --> 00:03:54,059 I'll read your mind, if I'm able
00:03:55,659 --> 00:03:58,152 Something tells me you're named Mabel
00:03:58,217 --> 00:03:59,656 How'd he do that?
00:03:59,721 --> 00:04:04,777 So welcome all ye to the Tent of Telepathy
00:04:04,842 --> 00:04:10,313 And thanks for visiting widdle ol' me
00:04:12,841 --> 00:04:14,057 Oh, my goodness!
00:04:16,616 --> 00:04:20,041 Thank you! You people are the real miracles!
00:04:20,106 --> 00:04:21,833 Whoo! Yeah!
00:04:23,337 --> 00:04:25,930 Man, that kid's an even bigger fraud than Stan!
00:04:25,995 --> 00:04:27,434 No wonder our uncle's jealous!
00:04:27,499 --> 00:04:30,376 Oh, come on, his dance moves were adorable!
00:04:30,441 --> 00:04:33,418 And did you see his hair? It was, like, whoosh!
00:04:33,483 --> 00:04:36,360 -You're too easily impressed. -Yeah, yeah!
00:04:41,739 --> 00:04:45,832 Check it out, Dipper! I successfully bezazzled my face!
00:04:46,097 --> 00:04:47,048 Blink!
00:04:47,313 --> 00:04:48,072 Ow.
00:04:48,137 --> 00:04:49,257 Is that permanent?
00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:51,888 I'm unappreciated in my time.
00:04:52,853 --> 00:04:54,187 Somebody answer that door!
00:04:54,248 --> 00:04:55,391 I'll get it!
00:04:57,417 --> 00:04:58,411 Howdy.
00:04:58,472 --> 00:05:00,394 It's widdle ol' you!
00:05:00,459 --> 00:05:02,251 Yeah, my song's quite catchy.
00:05:02,312 --> 00:05:03,977 I... I know we haven't formally met,
00:05:04,042 --> 00:05:07,913 but after yesterday's performance, I just couldn't get your laugh out of my head!
00:05:07,978 --> 00:05:09,190 You mean this one?
00:05:10,955 --> 00:05:12,232 Oh, what a delight!
00:05:12,297 --> 00:05:16,395 When I saw you in the audience, I said to myself, "Now there's a kindred spirit.
00:05:16,456 --> 00:05:19,659 "Someone who appreciates the sparkly things in life."
00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:21,034 That's totally me!
00:05:24,075 --> 00:05:26,472 Enchanting. Utterly enchanting.
00:05:26,537 --> 00:05:29,288 -Who's at the door? -No one, Grunkle Stan!
00:05:29,353 --> 00:05:32,330 I appreciate your discretion. That Stan's no fan of mine.
00:05:32,395 --> 00:05:36,170 I don't know how a lemon so sour could be related to a peach so sweet!
00:05:36,235 --> 00:05:37,370 Gideon!
00:05:37,835 --> 00:05:40,873 What do you say we step away from here, and chat a bit more?
00:05:40,938 --> 00:05:42,591 Perhaps in my dressing room?
00:05:42,652 --> 00:05:43,934 Oh, makeovers!
00:05:45,256 --> 00:05:46,056 Ow.
00:05:49,355 --> 00:05:52,009 Do you see something you like? 'Cause I do.
00:05:52,575 --> 00:05:53,326 What?
00:05:55,113 --> 00:05:58,090 Hey, Dipper! What's going on?
00:05:58,155 --> 00:05:59,528 Whoa... Where have you been?
00:05:59,594 --> 00:06:01,320 And what's going on with those fingernails?
00:06:01,385 --> 00:06:02,824 You look like a wolverine.
00:06:02,889 --> 00:06:04,068 I know, right?
00:06:05,033 --> 00:06:06,986 I was hanging out with my new pal, Gideon!
00:06:07,051 --> 00:06:08,712 He is one dapper little man!
00:06:08,777 --> 00:06:12,011 Mabel, I don't trust anyone whose hair is bigger than their head.
00:06:12,073 --> 00:06:15,368 Oh, leave him alone! You never want to do girly stuff with me.
00:06:15,433 --> 00:06:17,769 You and Soos get to do boy stuff all the time.
00:06:17,835 --> 00:06:18,985 -What do you mean? -Hey, dude!
00:06:19,051 --> 00:06:21,387 You ready to blow up these hot dogs in the microwave, one by one?
00:06:21,448 --> 00:06:22,568 Am I?
00:06:24,651 --> 00:06:27,145 -One at a time! One at a time! -Oh, dude!
00:06:28,875 --> 00:06:32,009 Whoa! The view from your family's factory is nuts!
00:06:32,074 --> 00:06:33,448 Good thing we both brought our...
00:06:33,513 --> 00:06:35,051 Opera glasses!
00:06:38,730 --> 00:06:41,515 Mabel, when I'm up here, looking down on all them little ol' people,
00:06:41,577 --> 00:06:44,362 I feel like I'm king of all I survey.
00:06:44,427 --> 00:06:46,824 -I guess that makes you my queen. -What?
00:06:46,890 --> 00:06:50,603 You are being so nice to me right now! Quit it!
00:06:50,664 --> 00:06:53,576 I can't quit it. I am speaking from the heart.
00:06:53,641 --> 00:06:54,600 From the where, now?
00:06:54,666 --> 00:06:57,163 Mabel, I've never felt this close with anyone.
00:06:57,224 --> 00:06:58,985 So, so close.
00:07:00,105 --> 00:07:01,760 Look, Gideon, I, um...
00:07:02,825 --> 00:07:05,480 I like you a lot, but let's just be friends.
00:07:05,545 --> 00:07:06,922 At least just give me a chance.
00:07:06,987 --> 00:07:10,666 Mabel, will you do me the honor of going on a date with me?
00:07:10,731 --> 00:07:11,944 -A play date? -Mmm-mmm.
00:07:12,009 --> 00:07:13,160 -A shopping date? -Mmm-mmm.
00:07:13,225 --> 00:07:17,099 It'll be just one little ol' date! I swear on my lucky bolo tie.
00:07:17,291 --> 00:07:18,281 Um...
00:07:20,491 --> 00:07:23,241 Okay, then. I guess.
00:07:23,306 --> 00:07:26,746 Mabel Pines, you have made me the happiest boy in the world!
00:07:27,208 --> 00:07:28,907 Are you sniffing my hair?
00:07:32,747 --> 00:07:34,186 It's not a date-date.
00:07:34,251 --> 00:07:36,840 It's just, you know, I didn't want to hurt his feelings,
00:07:36,906 --> 00:07:38,923 and so I figured I'd throw him a bone.
00:07:38,985 --> 00:07:42,057 Mabel, guys don't work that way! He's gonna fall in love with you!
00:07:42,723 --> 00:07:45,479 Yeah, right. I'm not that lovable.
00:07:45,640 --> 00:07:46,857 Ka-boom! Yes!
00:07:46,922 --> 00:07:48,360 Okay, we agree on something here.
00:07:55,146 --> 00:07:57,579 A night of enchantment awaits, my lady!
00:07:57,640 --> 00:07:58,603 Oh, boy.
00:08:02,665 --> 00:08:05,032 I can't believe they let us bring a horse in here!
00:08:05,097 --> 00:08:08,362 Well, people have a hard time saying no to me.
00:08:08,427 --> 00:08:13,483 Ah, Mr. Gideon, the feet on the table! An excellent choice!
00:08:13,545 --> 00:08:15,720 Jean-Luc, what did we discuss about eye contact?
00:08:15,785 --> 00:08:17,481 Yes, yes! Very good!
00:08:17,546 --> 00:08:21,722 I've never seen so many forks! And water with bubbles in it?
00:08:21,784 --> 00:08:23,065 Ooh la-la. Oui, oui.
00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:27,880 I have no idea what you're saying.
00:08:27,976 --> 00:08:30,443 Hey, hey! What the Jekyll is Mabel doing in the paper
00:08:30,504 --> 00:08:32,779 next to that greasy pickpocket Gideon?
00:08:32,841 --> 00:08:34,283 Oh, yeah, it's, like, a big deal.
00:08:34,344 --> 00:08:36,842 Everybody's talking about Gideon and Mabel's big date tonight.
00:08:36,907 --> 00:08:37,866 What?
00:08:37,931 --> 00:08:40,459 That little shyster is dating my great-niece?
00:08:40,555 --> 00:08:42,634 I wonder what the new name will be for the power couple.
00:08:42,696 --> 00:08:45,960 Mabideon? Gideabel? May-Gid-Bel-Eon!
00:08:47,337 --> 00:08:50,153 I didn't know! I didn't hear about it! And plus, I told her not to!
00:08:50,218 --> 00:08:51,496 Yeah, well it ends tonight.
00:08:51,561 --> 00:08:53,832 I'm going right down to that little skunk's house.
00:08:53,897 --> 00:08:55,754 This is going to stop right now!
00:08:57,641 --> 00:09:00,235 Dude, wouldn't it be funny if that was a closet,
00:09:00,296 --> 00:09:02,632 and he had to come back out again and walk out the real door?
00:09:05,321 --> 00:09:06,856 Nope. Real door.
00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:16,235 Gideon, you little punk! Open up!
00:09:17,417 --> 00:09:19,017 I will pardon nothing!
00:09:20,298 --> 00:09:22,250 Why, Stanford Pines!
00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:23,593 What a delight!
00:09:23,658 --> 00:09:25,642 Out of the way, Bud. I'm looking for Gideon.
00:09:25,707 --> 00:09:27,498 Well, I haven't seen the boy around,
00:09:27,564 --> 00:09:32,136 but since you're here, you, you simply must come in for coffee!
00:09:32,201 --> 00:09:33,770 -But, I came... -It's imported!
00:09:33,832 --> 00:09:36,394 -All the way from Colombia! -Wow!
00:09:36,460 --> 00:09:37,994 I went to jail there once!
00:09:38,759 --> 00:09:40,357 Some digs you got here.
00:09:40,522 --> 00:09:43,019 Oh! This! This is beautiful.
00:09:43,081 --> 00:09:45,866 Now, I hear your niece and my Gideon are...
00:09:45,931 --> 00:09:49,096 Well, they're singing in harmony lately, so to speak.
00:09:49,461 --> 00:09:51,595 Yeah! And I'm against it!
00:09:52,456 --> 00:09:53,419 No, no, no!
00:09:53,481 --> 00:09:56,170 I see it as a fantastic business opportunity!
00:09:56,235 --> 00:09:59,434 Yes. The Mystery Shack and the Tent of Telepathy!
00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:01,928 We've been at each other's throats for far too...
00:10:01,993 --> 00:10:02,952 Let me get that...
00:10:03,017 --> 00:10:06,121 At each other's throats for far too long, yes, we have!
00:10:06,186 --> 00:10:08,875 This is our big chance to brush aside our rivalry,
00:10:08,937 --> 00:10:11,979 and pool our collective profits, you see.
00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:17,096 I'm listening.
00:10:18,377 --> 00:10:21,417 And so I said, "Autograph your own head, short lady!"
00:10:23,205 --> 00:10:24,278 Yeah.
00:10:25,547 --> 00:10:28,010 Mabel, tonight's date was a complete success!
00:10:28,075 --> 00:10:31,432 And tomorrow's date promises to top this one in every way!
00:10:31,497 --> 00:10:35,115 Whoa, whoa! You said just one date. And this was it!
00:10:35,594 --> 00:10:37,738 Hark! What a surprise!
00:10:37,834 --> 00:10:40,297 A Red Crested South American Rainbow Macaw!
00:10:41,513 --> 00:10:43,592 Two, three, four...
00:10:43,658 --> 00:10:47,275 Mabel, will you accompany Gideon
00:10:47,337 --> 00:10:51,115 to the ballroom dance this Thurbday?
00:10:51,177 --> 00:10:52,211 Thursday.
00:10:53,739 --> 00:10:56,873 -Aw, so adorable! -Gideon's got a girlfriend!
00:10:56,938 --> 00:10:59,777 They're expecting us. Please say you'll go?
00:10:59,842 --> 00:11:01,123 Aw...
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:05,067 Gideon, I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to say...
00:11:05,129 --> 00:11:08,106 -I'm on the edge of my seat! -This is gonna be adorable!
00:11:08,171 --> 00:11:11,274 If she says no, I'll die from sadness!
00:11:11,339 --> 00:11:13,288 I can verify that that will indeed happen.
00:11:19,656 --> 00:11:21,099 Hey! How did it go?
00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:23,657 I don't know. I have a lobster now.
00:11:23,723 --> 00:11:26,408 Well, at least it's over and you won't ever have to go out with him again.
00:11:27,593 --> 00:11:30,827 Mabel? It's over, right? Mabel?
00:11:30,889 --> 00:11:34,794 Blargh! He asked me out again, and I didn't know how to say no!
00:11:34,859 --> 00:11:36,328 Like this. "No."
00:11:36,393 --> 00:11:38,315 It's not that easy, Dipper!
00:11:38,377 --> 00:11:41,384 And I do like Gideon as a friend, slash, little sister!
00:11:41,449 --> 00:11:43,049 So I didn't want to hurt his feelings!
00:11:43,114 --> 00:11:45,673 I just need to get things back to where they used to be.
00:11:45,769 --> 00:11:47,081 You know, friends!
00:11:48,968 --> 00:11:51,531 Boatin' at night! Boatin' at night!
00:11:52,329 --> 00:11:56,169 You know, I thought dancing was going to be the end of the evening, right?
00:11:56,234 --> 00:11:58,444 Don't you want this evening to last, my sweet?
00:11:58,505 --> 00:11:59,786 No! I mean, yes.
00:11:59,852 --> 00:12:01,835 I mean, I'm always happy to hang out with a friend.
00:12:01,896 --> 00:12:04,938 Buddy. Pal. Chum. Other word for friend.
00:12:05,004 --> 00:12:07,209 -Pal? -I already said pal. Uh, mate?
00:12:07,275 --> 00:12:09,258 How about soul mate?
00:12:12,457 --> 00:12:13,961 Well, you can't say no to that!
00:12:17,003 --> 00:12:20,425 He's so nice, but I can't keep doing this, but I can't break his heart.
00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:22,090 I have no way out!
00:12:22,155 --> 00:12:23,912 What in the heck happened on that date?
00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:25,642 I don't know! I was in the friend zone.
00:12:25,707 --> 00:12:27,242 And then, before I knew what was happening,
00:12:27,307 --> 00:12:29,033 he pulled me into the romance zone!
00:12:29,098 --> 00:12:31,818 It was like quicksand! Chubby quicksand!
00:12:31,884 --> 00:12:32,904 Mabel, come on.
00:12:32,969 --> 00:12:34,922 It's not like you're going to have to marry Gideon.
00:12:34,987 --> 00:12:37,419 Great news, Mabel! You have to marry Gideon!
00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:38,243 What?
00:12:38,305 --> 00:12:40,353 It's all part of my long-term deal with Buddy Gleeful!
00:12:40,618 --> 00:12:42,410 There's a lot of cash tied up in this thing.
00:12:42,475 --> 00:12:43,963 Plus, I got this shirt!
00:12:44,424 --> 00:12:46,058 Ugh, I am fat!
00:12:48,107 --> 00:12:50,953 Bodies change, honey! Bodies change.
00:12:53,420 --> 00:12:55,338 Oh, no. Mabel?
00:12:55,403 --> 00:12:58,376 Mabel's not here. She's in Sweater Town.
00:12:58,441 --> 00:13:00,939 Are you gonna come out of Sweater Town?
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:01,963 Mmm...
00:13:02,024 --> 00:13:03,528 All right. Enough is enough!
00:13:03,593 --> 00:13:06,313 If you can't break up with Gideon, then I'll do it for you.
00:13:06,378 --> 00:13:07,468 You will?
00:13:08,715 --> 00:13:11,561 -Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you! -Okay, all right, all right.
00:13:19,114 --> 00:13:23,656 Oh, Dipper Pines, how are you? You look good, you look good.
00:13:23,722 --> 00:13:24,938 Thanks. You, uh...
00:13:25,003 --> 00:13:28,106 Look, Gideon. We've gotta talk. Mabel isn't joining you tonight.
00:13:28,172 --> 00:13:30,700 She, uh... She doesn't want to see you anymore.
00:13:30,761 --> 00:13:33,001 She's... She's kind of weirded out by you.
00:13:33,066 --> 00:13:34,056 No offense!
00:13:34,187 --> 00:13:38,890 So what you're saying is, you've come between us.
00:13:39,016 --> 00:13:41,867 You're not gonna, like, freak out or anything are you?
00:13:42,665 --> 00:13:45,868 Of course not! These things happen. Bygones, you know.
00:13:45,929 --> 00:13:49,033 So, okay, cool. Well then, again, sorry man, but... Hey!
00:13:49,098 --> 00:13:50,763 Thumbs up, huh?
00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:54,442 Thumbs up, indeed, my friend.
00:13:55,147 --> 00:13:56,555 How did it go? Was he mad?
00:13:56,617 --> 00:13:59,179 Did he try to read your mind with his psychic powers?
00:13:59,241 --> 00:14:02,248 Don't worry Mabel, he's just a kid! He doesn't have any powers.
00:14:07,017 --> 00:14:10,603 Dipper Pines. You don't know what you've done!
00:14:18,506 --> 00:14:22,058 You've just made the biggest mistake of your life!
00:14:22,123 --> 00:14:23,123 Yeah!
00:14:23,784 --> 00:14:27,529 Gideon Charles Gleeful! Clean up your room this instant!
00:14:27,594 --> 00:14:30,954 I can buy and sell you, old man!
00:14:32,074 --> 00:14:33,074 Fair enough.
00:14:44,427 --> 00:14:45,482 Hit me, dude!
00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:48,459 Feels good.
00:14:48,824 --> 00:14:50,856 I'm so glad everything's back to normal!
00:14:51,946 --> 00:14:53,384 -Your turn! -Your turn! Oh, man!
00:14:55,588 --> 00:14:58,567 -Yello? -Toby Determined, Gravity Falls Gossiper!
00:14:58,732 --> 00:14:59,722 Oh! Hey, man!
00:14:59,787 --> 00:15:01,482 Sorry for accusing you of murder last week.
00:15:01,548 --> 00:15:03,113 Water under the bridge!
00:15:03,178 --> 00:15:05,000 Say! We want to interview you
00:15:05,065 --> 00:15:08,234 about whether you've seen anything unusual in this here town
00:15:08,299 --> 00:15:10,858 -since you've arrived! -Oh, finally!
00:15:10,923 --> 00:15:13,259 I thought nobody would ever ask! I have notes and theories!
00:15:13,321 --> 00:15:14,825 Uh-huh. Uh-huh...
00:15:14,890 --> 00:15:17,257 Four-one-two, Gopher Road.
00:15:17,322 --> 00:15:19,144 Tonight? Got it.
00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:21,227 There! I did your dirty work.
00:15:21,289 --> 00:15:24,779 Now it's time to pay your end of the bargain!
00:15:25,355 --> 00:15:30,154 Shondra Hermenes' phone number! Bless you, Lil Gideon!
00:15:40,362 --> 00:15:41,547 Hello?
00:15:50,954 --> 00:15:52,200 Hello, friend.
00:15:52,745 --> 00:15:53,900 Gideon!
00:15:53,961 --> 00:15:56,489 Dipper Pines, how long have you been living in this town?
00:15:56,554 --> 00:15:59,339 A week? Two? You like it here? Enjoy the scenery?
00:15:59,401 --> 00:16:00,394 What do you want from me, man?
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,484 Listen carefully, boy.
00:16:01,545 --> 00:16:04,649 This town has secrets you couldn't begin to comprehend!
00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:07,721 Is this about Mabel? I told you, she's not into you!
00:16:07,787 --> 00:16:10,219 Liar! You turned her against me!
00:16:11,849 --> 00:16:13,675 She was my peach dumpling!
00:16:13,737 --> 00:16:15,083 Are you okay, man?
00:16:19,241 --> 00:16:20,235 Howdy!
00:16:20,392 --> 00:16:22,602 Reading minds isn't all I can do!
00:16:22,667 --> 00:16:24,202 But... But... You're a fake!
00:16:24,267 --> 00:16:26,250 Tell me, Dipper, is this fake?
00:16:35,499 --> 00:16:37,034 How's that hair tasting, buddy?
00:16:37,260 --> 00:16:40,490 Wendy, I need some advice. You've broken up with guys, right?
00:16:40,555 --> 00:16:44,138 Oh, yeah. Russ Durham, Eli Hall, Stony Davidson...
00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:45,611 I don't know what's wrong with me!
00:16:45,673 --> 00:16:48,876 I thought everything was back to normal, but I still feel all gross.
00:16:48,937 --> 00:16:52,298 Mike Worley, Nate Holts. Oh, that guy with the tattoos.
00:16:52,363 --> 00:16:54,826 Maybe letting Dipper do it for me was a mistake.
00:16:54,891 --> 00:16:56,586 Gideon deserves an honest break up.
00:16:56,748 --> 00:16:58,731 Danny Feldman, Mark Epstein...
00:16:58,792 --> 00:17:01,194 Oh, man, I'm not sure I ever actually broke up with him.
00:17:01,259 --> 00:17:02,763 No wonder he keeps calling me!
00:17:02,828 --> 00:17:05,931 I know what I gotta do. Thanks for talking to me, Wendy!
00:17:09,610 --> 00:17:10,569 Ignore!
00:17:13,163 --> 00:17:14,122 Ooh!
00:17:16,139 --> 00:17:17,739 Whoa!
00:17:18,219 --> 00:17:20,777 Grunkle Stan was right about you! You are a monster!
00:17:20,843 --> 00:17:22,891 Your sister will be mine!
00:17:29,033 --> 00:17:32,136 -Who's a cute little guy? You are! -No, you are!
00:17:34,699 --> 00:17:37,192 She's never gonna date you, man!
00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:38,217 That's a lie!
00:17:38,922 --> 00:17:43,177 And I'm gonna make sure you never lie to me again, friend.
00:17:49,641 --> 00:17:51,275 Gideon! We have to talk.
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:55,403 Mabel! My marshmallow! What are you doing here?
00:17:55,498 --> 00:17:58,092 I'm sorry, Gideon, but I can't be your marshmallow.
00:17:58,153 --> 00:18:00,650 I needed to be honest and tell you that myself.
00:18:00,716 --> 00:18:02,987 I don't understand.
00:18:04,072 --> 00:18:05,994 Uh... Mabel, this probably isn't the best time
00:18:06,059 --> 00:18:07,180 to be brutally honest with him.
00:18:07,241 --> 00:18:09,961 Hey, but we can still be makeover buddies, right?
00:18:10,026 --> 00:18:11,338 Wouldn't you like that?
00:18:11,403 --> 00:18:12,427 Really?
00:18:13,644 --> 00:18:14,921 No! Not really!
00:18:15,274 --> 00:18:17,898 You were, like, attacking my brother! What the heck?
00:18:17,963 --> 00:18:19,240 My tie! Give it back!
00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:21,995 Ha! Not so powerful without this, are you?
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,050 Dipper!
00:18:41,801 --> 00:18:46,251 Listen, Gideon, it's over. I will never ever date you.
00:18:46,377 --> 00:18:47,755 Yeah!
00:18:50,475 --> 00:18:51,595 My powers!
00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:53,513 Oh, this isn't over.
00:18:53,578 --> 00:18:58,185 This isn't the last you'll see of widdle ol' me.
00:19:02,888 --> 00:19:05,098 This is living, brother.
00:19:05,804 --> 00:19:10,123 From now on it's all name brand foods and clown paintings.
00:19:12,747 --> 00:19:15,084 Well, hey, Gideon, look who I...
00:19:15,145 --> 00:19:17,450 Stanford Pines, I rebuke thee!
00:19:17,516 --> 00:19:19,434 I rebuke thee!
00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:21,129 "Rebuke?" Is that a word?
00:19:21,195 --> 00:19:24,298 The entire Pines family have invoked my fury!
00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:28,138 You will all pay recompense for your transgressions!
00:19:28,203 --> 00:19:30,570 What, you got, like, a word-a-day calendar or something?
00:19:30,635 --> 00:19:34,859 But, sunshine, what about our arrangement with Mabel and the...
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:36,010 Silence!
00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:39,689 Well, I see he's taken to one of his rages again.
00:19:39,754 --> 00:19:42,409 Sorry, Stan. I have to side with Gideon on this one.
00:19:43,947 --> 00:19:46,636 Okay! Okay! I can see when I'm not wanted.
00:19:46,793 --> 00:19:49,129 Stan, I'm sorry, but I'm gonna need that painting back.
00:19:49,195 --> 00:19:50,184 Stan! Stan!
00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:51,884 Try and catch me, suckers!
00:19:55,881 --> 00:19:57,834 I could have had it all.
00:19:57,899 --> 00:19:59,721 What the heck happened to you two?
00:19:59,786 --> 00:20:01,609 -Gideon. -Gideon.
00:20:01,674 --> 00:20:02,890 Gideon.
00:20:02,955 --> 00:20:05,897 Yeah, the little mutant swore vengeance on the whole family.
00:20:05,963 --> 00:20:09,066 I guess he's gonna try to nibble my ankles or something.
00:20:09,162 --> 00:20:12,074 Oh, yeah. Yeah. How's he gonna destroy us now, huh?
00:20:12,139 --> 00:20:14,153 Try to guess what number we're thinking of?
00:20:14,218 --> 00:20:16,777 He'll never guess what number I'm thinking of.
00:20:16,842 --> 00:20:17,801 Negative eight!
00:20:17,866 --> 00:20:19,915 No one would guess a negative number!
00:20:21,035 --> 00:20:23,179 -Oh, look out, I'm real scared! -Look out!
00:20:23,241 --> 00:20:25,707 Bet he's planning our destruction right now.
00:20:34,089 --> 00:20:39,337 Gideon, I still love you! If only my family weren't in the way...
00:20:40,204 --> 00:20:43,242 Look at me, I am old, and I'm smelly!
00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:48,778 Hey, what are you gonna do without your precious amulet?
00:20:48,843 --> 00:20:50,857 Oh, you'll see, boy.
00:20:52,618 --> 00:20:53,738 You'll see.
00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:57,578 -You're done? -Not yet.
00:20:57,643 --> 00:20:59,308 -How about now? -Almost.
00:21:00,394 --> 00:21:01,963 And there!
00:21:03,497 --> 00:21:04,748 Let's do this.
00:21:21,642 --> 00:21:22,601 You're all fired.

00:00:02,404 --> 00:00:07,534 И для последнего фокуса есть таинственный мешок волшебства!
00:00:07,599 --> 00:00:10,990 Положите деньги, и они таинственно исчезнут.
00:00:11,051 --> 00:00:12,045 Конечно!
00:00:12,110 --> 00:00:13,549 Какой классный фокус!
00:00:13,614 --> 00:00:15,149 Хорошо, что зашли сюда!
00:00:15,214 --> 00:00:17,611 <i>Во время взрыва тигр пострадал,</i>
00:00:17,677 --> 00:00:20,527 <i>но мы его починили и добавили кулак.</i>
00:00:20,724 --> 00:00:21,657 КУЛАК ТИГРА
00:00:21,743 --> 00:00:22,733 Ух ты, здорово!
00:00:22,798 --> 00:00:24,045 -Да, тигр с кулаком – наш герой! -Ура! Кулак тигра!
00:00:25,581 --> 00:00:27,981 <i>Кулак тигра! Продолжение после рекламы.</i>
00:00:29,035 --> 00:00:31,214 Смотрите! Про эту рекламу я вам говорил.
00:00:31,276 --> 00:00:33,389 <i>Вы абсолютно несчастны?</i>
00:00:34,055 --> 00:00:35,308 <i>Да!</i>
00:00:35,373 --> 00:00:36,968 <i>Тогда познакомьтесь...</i>
00:00:37,034 --> 00:00:38,411 <i>с Гидеоном!</i>
00:00:38,472 --> 00:00:40,329 -С Гидеоном? -Что в нём такого особенного?
00:00:40,394 --> 00:00:41,863 <i>Он телепат!</i>
00:00:42,983 --> 00:00:47,050 <i>Поэтому не тратьте своё время на шарлатанов и клоунов.</i>
00:00:48,299 --> 00:00:49,032 ШАРЛАТАН
00:00:49,098 --> 00:00:52,808 <i>Узнайте, что будет завтра уже сегодня в шатре телепатии Гидеона!</i>
00:00:52,873 --> 00:00:53,832 <i>Ясновидение – умение предвидеть будущее, телепатия может</i>
00:00:53,897 --> 00:00:56,007 <i>вызвать ощущение жара в животе. Карла, я люблю тебя, но всегда боялся признаться.</i>
00:00:56,072 --> 00:00:59,210 Ух ты! Меня всю распирает от любопытства.
00:00:59,272 --> 00:01:01,063 Главное, смотри не лопни!
00:01:01,129 --> 00:01:05,226 После приезда в город этого Гидеона, у меня одни неприятности!
00:01:09,397 --> 00:01:10,597 ГИДЕОН
00:01:11,689 --> 00:01:12,649 Гидеон!
00:01:12,714 --> 00:01:15,368 -А он и правда телепат? -Надо сходить и проверить!
00:01:15,434 --> 00:01:18,345 Ну, нет! Дети, я запрещаю вам ходить в его шатёр!
00:01:18,410 --> 00:01:21,771 Живущим в моем доме не переступать его порог.
00:01:21,832 --> 00:01:22,987 В шатрах есть пороги?
00:01:23,048 --> 00:01:26,090 Значит есть способ выбраться из петли! Буквально!
00:01:26,152 --> 00:01:27,433 Ква-ква!
00:01:27,625 --> 00:01:31,465 <i>Приходите как можно быстрее, Гидеон вас ждет.</i>
00:01:49,537 --> 00:01:52,237 ДИППЕР
00:01:53,813 --> 00:01:55,113 МЭЙБЛ
00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:57,750 СТЭН
00:02:07,898 --> 00:02:09,398 ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ
00:02:11,977 --> 00:02:12,686 ШАТЁР ТЕЛЕПАТИИ ГИДЕОНА
00:02:12,711 --> 00:02:14,123 Заходите, граждане!
00:02:14,184 --> 00:02:16,939 И кладите ваши денежки в телепатический мешок.
00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,857 -Гидеона, пожалуйста! -Конечно, держи, парень!
00:02:18,922 --> 00:02:20,042 Замечательная идея!
00:02:22,026 --> 00:02:25,547 Надо же, здесь прямо как в «Хижине чудес», только наизнанку!
00:02:25,609 --> 00:02:27,082 И даже есть свой Зус.
00:02:27,368 --> 00:02:28,568 ДУС
00:02:30,185 --> 00:02:32,266 Начинается, начинается!
00:02:34,409 --> 00:02:36,361 Посмотрим, что это за чудовище.
00:02:41,448 --> 00:02:45,288 Привет, Америка! Меня зовут малыш-Гидеон!
00:02:47,946 --> 00:02:52,009 -Это смертельный враг Стэна?! -Да, какой-то он мелкий.
00:02:52,074 --> 00:02:56,041 Я безмерно счастлив, что вы пришли на моё представление!
00:02:56,106 --> 00:02:57,257 Такой подарок!
00:02:57,322 --> 00:02:59,083 У меня предчувствие!
00:02:59,144 --> 00:03:02,186 Я чувствую, вы все скоро скажете:
00:03:02,248 --> 00:03:03,402 «О-о-о!»
00:03:05,129 --> 00:03:06,345 О-о-о!
00:03:06,824 --> 00:03:07,979 И правда, сбылось!
00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:11,082 -Что?! Ерунда какая-то. -Нет, не ерунда.
00:03:11,144 --> 00:03:12,107 Давай, папа!
00:03:17,546 --> 00:03:21,195 <i>Говорят, у меня предвиденье</i>
00:03:21,256 --> 00:03:25,065 <i>Это не дешевый трюк Это ясновиденье</i>
00:03:25,130 --> 00:03:29,097 <i>Другие во тьме Ну а я-то вижу свет</i>
00:03:29,162 --> 00:03:33,482 <i>Малыш Гидеон на всё вам даст ответ!</i>
00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:36,842 Давайте, друзья! Вставайте! Все хлопаем в такт!
00:03:36,904 --> 00:03:38,185 Но как он...
00:03:38,250 --> 00:03:40,042 Все хлопаем в такт!
00:03:40,107 --> 00:03:42,539 <i>Вам не звонит ваш взрослый сын</i>
00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:45,073 Поэтому я всё оставлю своим кошкам!
00:03:45,738 --> 00:03:48,554 <i>А вы наш постоянный гость</i>
00:03:48,615 --> 00:03:49,993 Как ты догадался?
00:03:50,658 --> 00:03:51,592 Подумаешь.
00:03:51,657 --> 00:03:54,059 <i>Я где-то видел этот лейбл</i>
00:03:55,659 --> 00:03:58,152 <i>Тебя зовут, наверно, Мэйбл</i>
00:03:58,177 --> 00:03:58,716 МЭЙБЛ
00:03:58,717 --> 00:03:59,656 Как он это узнал?
00:03:59,721 --> 00:04:04,777 <i>Всем объятья мои В шатре телепатии</i>
00:04:04,842 --> 00:04:10,313 <i>Запомните мой музон Я – Гидеон</i>
00:04:10,450 --> 00:04:12,150 ГИДЕОН
00:04:12,841 --> 00:04:14,057 О господи!
00:04:16,616 --> 00:04:20,041 Спасибо! Ваша любовь – вот настоящее чудо!
00:04:20,106 --> 00:04:21,833 Да-ха-ха!
00:04:23,337 --> 00:04:25,930 Этот парень еще больший жулик, чем Стэн!
00:04:25,995 --> 00:04:27,434 Вот дядя и завидует.
00:04:27,499 --> 00:04:30,376 Перестань Диппер, он так классно танцует!
00:04:30,441 --> 00:04:33,418 А какая прическа! Это просто отпад.
00:04:33,483 --> 00:04:36,360 -Ты слишком внушаема. -Да как же.
00:04:41,739 --> 00:04:45,832 Зацени, Диппер! Я заклеила всё лицо из пистолета!
00:04:46,097 --> 00:04:47,048 Глаза!
00:04:47,313 --> 00:04:48,072 Ой!
00:04:48,137 --> 00:04:49,257 Это навсегда?
00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:51,888 Конечно, я же ценю своё время!
00:04:52,853 --> 00:04:54,187 Да откройте уже эту дверь!
00:04:54,248 --> 00:04:55,391 Я открою!
00:04:57,417 --> 00:04:58,411 Приветствую!
00:04:58,472 --> 00:05:00,394 Это малыш Гидеон!
00:05:00,459 --> 00:05:02,251 Ха-ха. Песенка запоминается.
00:05:02,312 --> 00:05:03,977 Мы официально не знакомы.
00:05:04,042 --> 00:05:07,913 Но вчера на представлении меня поразил твой прекрасный смех.
00:05:07,978 --> 00:05:09,190 Ты про этот?
00:05:10,955 --> 00:05:12,232 О, как здорово!
00:05:12,297 --> 00:05:16,395 Когда я увидел тебя в зале, я подумал, вот моя родственная душа.
00:05:16,456 --> 00:05:19,659 Человек, который, как и я обожает смеяться.
00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:21,034 Да, это точно я!
00:05:24,075 --> 00:05:26,472 Волшебно! Просто волшебно!
00:05:26,537 --> 00:05:29,288 -Кто там пришел? -Никто, дядя Стэн!
00:05:29,353 --> 00:05:32,330 Спасибо, что прикрыла, Стэн меня не очень любит!
00:05:32,395 --> 00:05:36,170 И как это такой кислый лимон – дядя такой сладкой вишенки?
00:05:36,235 --> 00:05:37,370 Гидеон!
00:05:37,835 --> 00:05:40,873 Предлагаю покинуть этот дом и поболтать
00:05:40,938 --> 00:05:42,591 в моей уютной гримерке!
00:05:42,652 --> 00:05:43,934 Ах! Косметика!
00:05:45,256 --> 00:05:46,056 Ау.
00:05:49,355 --> 00:05:52,009 Нравится что-нибудь? Лично мне – ты!
00:05:52,575 --> 00:05:53,326 Что?!
00:05:55,113 --> 00:05:58,090 Привет, Диппер! Как ты поживаешь?
00:05:58,155 --> 00:05:59,528 Хватит! Ты где была?
00:05:59,594 --> 00:06:01,320 И что у тебя с ногтями,
00:06:01,385 --> 00:06:02,824 ты прямо как росомаха.
00:06:02,889 --> 00:06:04,068 Всё правильно!
00:06:05,033 --> 00:06:06,986 Я сегодня была у Гидеона!
00:06:07,051 --> 00:06:08,712 Он такой невероятный парень!
00:06:08,777 --> 00:06:12,011 Мэйбл, я не верю людям, у которых начес больше головы.
00:06:12,073 --> 00:06:15,368 Оставь его в покое! Ты не играешь со мной в девчачьи игры!
00:06:15,433 --> 00:06:17,769 У вас с Зусом вечно мальчишеские дела.
00:06:17,835 --> 00:06:18,985 -Ты о чем?! -Чувак!
00:06:19,051 --> 00:06:21,387 Пошли взрывать хот-доги в микроволновке?
00:06:21,448 --> 00:06:22,568 Пойдём!
00:06:24,651 --> 00:06:27,145 -Взрываются, как петарды! -Круто!
00:06:28,875 --> 00:06:32,009 Ух ты! Какой же классный вид с вашей фабрики!
00:06:32,074 --> 00:06:33,448 Здорово, что мы купили...
00:06:33,513 --> 00:06:35,051 Оперные бинокли!
00:06:38,730 --> 00:06:41,515 Когда я смотрю отсюда на всех этих людишек,
00:06:41,577 --> 00:06:44,362 мне кажется, что я – король всего мира!
00:06:44,427 --> 00:06:46,824 -Ну, а ты моя королева! -Чего?
00:06:46,890 --> 00:06:50,603 Почему ты такой милый, Гидеон, кончай уже!
00:06:50,664 --> 00:06:53,576 Я не могу, Мэйбл! Это идёт из души.
00:06:53,641 --> 00:06:54,600 Откуда, что идёт?!
00:06:54,666 --> 00:06:57,163 Мэйбл, я еще ни с кем не был так близок!
00:06:57,224 --> 00:06:58,985 Очень-очень близок!
00:07:00,105 --> 00:07:01,760 Слушай, Гидеон, подожди!
00:07:02,825 --> 00:07:05,480 Ты мне нравишься, но давай будем друзьями.
00:07:05,545 --> 00:07:06,922 Дай мне хоть один шанс!
00:07:06,987 --> 00:07:10,666 Мэйбл, не окажешь ли ты мне честь пойти со мной на свидание?
00:07:10,731 --> 00:07:11,944 -На аттракционы? -М-м.
00:07:12,009 --> 00:07:13,160 -По магазинам? -М-м.
00:07:13,225 --> 00:07:17,099 Настоящее любовное свидание! Клянусь счастливой заколкой.
00:07:20,491 --> 00:07:23,241 Ну, ладно я согласна.
00:07:23,306 --> 00:07:26,746 Мэйбл Пайнс, ты сделала меня самым счастливым в мире.
00:07:27,208 --> 00:07:28,907 Ты нюхаешь мои волосы?!
00:07:29,979 --> 00:07:31,245 БЕСПЛАТНАЯ ПАРКОВКА
00:07:32,747 --> 00:07:34,186 Это не свидание, Диппер,
00:07:34,251 --> 00:07:36,840 это просто чтобы его не обидеть!
00:07:36,906 --> 00:07:38,923 Сделаю ему приятно, и всё.
00:07:38,985 --> 00:07:42,057 Мэйбл, парни не так устроены! Он в тебя влюбится.
00:07:42,723 --> 00:07:45,479 Ну, конечно! Я не настолько красива!
00:07:45,640 --> 00:07:46,857 Бубум! Да!
00:07:46,922 --> 00:07:48,360 Ну, хоть в чем-то мы согласны.
00:07:55,146 --> 00:07:57,579 Нас ждет ночь волшебства, сударыня.
00:07:57,640 --> 00:07:58,603 Отпад!
00:08:02,665 --> 00:08:05,032 Как они разрешили привести сюда лошадь?!
00:08:05,097 --> 00:08:08,362 Обычно людям бывает очень сложно мне отказать.
00:08:08,427 --> 00:08:13,483 A! Мсье Гидеон! Положить ноги на стол! Прекрасный выбор!
00:08:13,545 --> 00:08:15,720 Жан-Люк, не надо заглядывать мне в глаза!
00:08:15,785 --> 00:08:17,481 Да, да. Конечно.
00:08:17,546 --> 00:08:21,722 А зачем здесь столько вилок? А в воде столько пузырьков!
00:08:21,784 --> 00:08:23,065 Ах! У-ла-ла, уи-уи.
00:08:23,743 --> 00:08:25,643 О, парле ву франсе?
00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:27,880 Чё ты только что сказал?
00:08:28,176 --> 00:08:30,443 Ребятки? Почему в этой газетенке Мэйбл
00:08:30,504 --> 00:08:32,779 рядом с мошенником Гидеоном?
00:08:32,841 --> 00:08:34,283 Ну, да! Это не новость!
00:08:34,344 --> 00:08:36,842 Все уже говорят о свидании Гидеона и Мэйбл.
00:08:36,907 --> 00:08:37,866 Что?
00:08:37,931 --> 00:08:40,459 Этот пустозвон встречается с моей девочкой?!
00:08:40,555 --> 00:08:42,634 Интересно, как назовут эту парочку?
00:08:42,696 --> 00:08:45,960 Мэйбидеон? Гидэйбл? Мейгидбелион!
00:08:47,337 --> 00:08:50,153 Дядя Стэн! Я ничего не знал! И я её предупреждал!
00:08:50,218 --> 00:08:51,496 Ничего страшного!
00:08:51,561 --> 00:08:53,832 Я иду домой к этому чудовищу!
00:08:53,897 --> 00:08:55,754 Сегодня же положу этому конец.
00:08:57,641 --> 00:09:00,235 Чуваки! Смешно было бы, если б это был шкаф!
00:09:00,296 --> 00:09:02,632 И он такой вышел – а там не выход, а стенка!
00:09:05,321 --> 00:09:06,856 Нет, не шкаф.
00:09:07,079 --> 00:09:10,346 ДОМ ГИДЕОНА. ТОГО САМОГО, ИЗ ТЕЛЕВИЗОРА!
00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:16,235 Гидеон, ты, мерзавец! Открывай!
00:09:16,595 --> 00:09:17,392 ПРОСТИТЕ ЗА САД
00:09:17,417 --> 00:09:19,017 Ни за что не прощу!
00:09:20,298 --> 00:09:22,250 Ой! Это Стэн Пайнс!
00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:23,593 Как приятно!
00:09:23,658 --> 00:09:25,642 А ну с дороги. Мне нужен Гидеон.
00:09:25,707 --> 00:09:27,498 Сегодня я сына еще не видел,
00:09:27,564 --> 00:09:32,136 но раз ты пришел, ты просто обязан выпить кофе.
00:09:32,201 --> 00:09:33,770 -Но я пришел... -Отличный кофе!
00:09:33,832 --> 00:09:36,394 -Доставлен прямо из Колумбии. -Ух ты!
00:09:36,460 --> 00:09:37,994 Я там в тюрьме сидел!
00:09:38,759 --> 00:09:40,357 Ничего обстановочка!
00:09:40,522 --> 00:09:43,019 О! Надо же! Просто красота.
00:09:43,081 --> 00:09:45,866 Я слышал, Гидеон и твоя племянница дружат
00:09:45,931 --> 00:09:49,096 и между ними полная гармония.
00:09:49,461 --> 00:09:51,595 Да, и я против этого!
00:09:52,456 --> 00:09:53,419 Ну, что ты!
00:09:53,481 --> 00:09:56,170 Я, наоборот, вижу в этом отличный бизнес-ход!
00:09:56,235 --> 00:09:59,434 Да! «Хижина чудес» и «Шатер телепатии»!
00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:01,928 Мы с тобой так долго были врагами.
00:10:01,993 --> 00:10:02,952 Позволь, я сниму.
00:10:03,017 --> 00:10:06,121 Так вот, мы с тобой так долго были врагами!
00:10:06,186 --> 00:10:08,875 Это замечательный шанс забыть вражду
00:10:08,937 --> 00:10:11,979 и поработать на общее благо.
00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:17,096 Я тебя слушаю.
00:10:18,377 --> 00:10:21,417 А я говорю: «Распишитесь на своей прическе!»
00:10:23,205 --> 00:10:24,278 Да.
00:10:25,547 --> 00:10:28,010 Мэйбл, получилось отличное свидание!
00:10:28,075 --> 00:10:31,432 Но поверь мне, завтрашнее свидание затмит сегодняшнее!
00:10:31,497 --> 00:10:35,115 Стоп-стоп! Ты просил одно свидание, и оно прошло.
00:10:35,594 --> 00:10:37,738 Ой, какая неожиданность!
00:10:37,834 --> 00:10:40,297 Южноамериканский красноголовый попугай!
00:10:41,513 --> 00:10:43,592 Два, три, четыре!
00:10:43,658 --> 00:10:47,275 Мэйбл! Ты! Пойдешь! С Гидеоном! Вместе!
00:10:47,337 --> 00:10:51,115 На бальную вечеринку! В этот! Петверг!
00:10:51,177 --> 00:10:52,211 Четверг!
00:10:53,739 --> 00:10:56,873 -Как это мило! -Как же повезло девчонке!
00:10:56,938 --> 00:10:59,777 Нас там ждут скажи, что пойдешь.
00:10:59,842 --> 00:11:01,123 А...
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:05,067 Слушай, Гидеон мне жаль, но придется сказать тебе.
00:11:05,129 --> 00:11:08,106 -Я весь как на иголках. -Боже, как романтично.
00:11:08,171 --> 00:11:11,274 Если она ему откажет, я умру от печали.
00:11:11,339 --> 00:11:13,288 Подтверждаю, вы точно умрете.
00:11:13,443 --> 00:11:14,943 Соглашайся! Соглашайся!
00:11:19,656 --> 00:11:21,099 Привет! Как свидание?
00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:23,657 Даже не знаю, но теперь у меня есть омар!
00:11:23,723 --> 00:11:26,408 Ну, зато всё позади, и ты больше его не увидишь!
00:11:27,593 --> 00:11:30,827 Мэйбл? Всё ведь позади, да? Мэйбл?
00:11:30,889 --> 00:11:34,794 Он снова пригласил, и я не смогла сказать «нет»!
00:11:34,859 --> 00:11:36,328 Это же просто: «нет».
00:11:36,393 --> 00:11:38,315 Всё совсем не просто, Диппер!
00:11:38,377 --> 00:11:41,384 Мне нравится Гидеон, но как друг или сестрёнка!
00:11:41,449 --> 00:11:43,049 Я не хочу его обижать!
00:11:43,114 --> 00:11:45,673 Я должна как-то расставить всё по местам!
00:11:45,769 --> 00:11:47,081 Остаться друзьями.
00:11:48,968 --> 00:11:51,531 Лунная ночь, лунная ночь.
00:11:52,329 --> 00:11:56,169 Гидеон, а я думала, что на танцах наш вечер и закончится.
00:11:56,234 --> 00:11:58,444 Ты не хочешь, чтобы вечер длился вечно?
00:11:58,505 --> 00:11:59,786 Нет! То есть да.
00:11:59,852 --> 00:12:01,835 Я люблю тусоваться с друзьями,
00:12:01,896 --> 00:12:04,938 приятелями, дружками, друганами, как еще назвать?
00:12:05,004 --> 00:12:07,209 -Приятель? -Я уже говорила. Товарищ?
00:12:07,275 --> 00:12:09,258 А может «возлюбленный»?
00:12:10,926 --> 00:12:11,926 МЭЙБЛ
00:12:12,457 --> 00:12:13,961 Да как тут скажешь «нет».
00:12:17,003 --> 00:12:20,425 Он милый, но я не могу. И я не могу разбить ему сердце.
00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:22,090 У меня нет выхода!
00:12:22,155 --> 00:12:23,912 Что такое случилось на свидании?
00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:25,642 Не знаю! Общались как друзья,
00:12:25,707 --> 00:12:27,242 и не успела я опомниться, как вдруг
00:12:27,307 --> 00:12:29,033 он заговорил о любви!
00:12:29,098 --> 00:12:31,818 Это как болото! Оно меня затягивает!
00:12:31,884 --> 00:12:32,904 Мэйбл, успокойся.
00:12:32,969 --> 00:12:34,922 Ведь ты же не собираешься за него замуж.
00:12:34,987 --> 00:12:37,419 Отличная новость! Ты выйдешь за Гидеона.
00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:38,243 Что?
00:12:38,305 --> 00:12:40,353 Таковы условия контракта с его отцом Глифолом.
00:12:40,618 --> 00:12:42,410 Замешаны огромные деньги,
00:12:42,475 --> 00:12:43,763 и ещё дали футболку!
00:12:43,787 --> 00:12:44,399 ЗА ГИДЕОНА
00:12:44,424 --> 00:12:46,058 Ох, я растолстел.
00:12:48,107 --> 00:12:50,953 Люди меняются! Люди меняются.
00:12:53,420 --> 00:12:55,338 O нет. Мэйбл?
00:12:55,403 --> 00:12:58,376 Мэйбл здесь нет. Она уехала в Свитербург.
00:12:58,441 --> 00:13:00,939 А она скоро вернется из Свитербурга?
00:13:02,024 --> 00:13:03,528 Ну всё! Надоело!
00:13:03,593 --> 00:13:06,313 Если ты не можешь порвать с Гидеоном, то это сделаю я.
00:13:06,378 --> 00:13:07,468 Правда?
00:13:08,715 --> 00:13:11,561 -Спасибо, спасибо, спасибо, спасибо. -Ха-ха, да ладно, ладно!
00:13:12,262 --> 00:13:13,262 «ТРЕФЫ»
00:13:19,114 --> 00:13:23,656 О! Диппер Пайнс, как поживаешь? Кстати, ты отлично выглядишь.
00:13:23,722 --> 00:13:24,938 Да? Спасибо!
00:13:25,003 --> 00:13:27,006 Слушай, Гидеон. Нужно поговорить!
00:13:27,372 --> 00:13:30,700 Мэйбл сегодня не придет! Она больше не хочет тебя видеть.
00:13:30,761 --> 00:13:33,001 Она от тебя устала, но ты, главное,
00:13:33,066 --> 00:13:34,056 не обижайся.
00:13:34,187 --> 00:13:38,890 Хочешь сказать, что ты встал между мной и Мэйбл?
00:13:39,016 --> 00:13:41,867 Ты же не станешь закатывать тут истерику, да?
00:13:42,665 --> 00:13:45,868 Конечно, нет. В жизни всё бывает. Ха-ха. Я понимаю!
00:13:45,929 --> 00:13:49,033 Ну и отлично! Тогда еще раз извини, друг,
00:13:49,098 --> 00:13:50,763 и не вешай нос, ладно?
00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:54,442 Не вешать нос, конечно.
00:13:55,147 --> 00:13:56,555 Как всё прошло? Разозлился?
00:13:56,617 --> 00:13:59,179 Пытался забраться тебе в голову телепатией?
00:13:59,241 --> 00:14:02,248 Не волнуйся, он обычный парень, без суперспособностей.
00:14:07,017 --> 00:14:10,603 Диппер Пайнс, ты не представляешь, что натворил.
00:14:18,506 --> 00:14:22,058 Ты совершил величайшую ошибку в жизни!
00:14:23,784 --> 00:14:27,529 Гидеон Чарльз Глифол, немедленно прибери в комнате.
00:14:27,594 --> 00:14:30,954 Да я тебя сейчас в порошок сотру!
00:14:32,074 --> 00:14:33,074 Всё, понял.
00:14:35,183 --> 00:14:35,983 МЭЙБЛ
00:14:44,427 --> 00:14:45,482 Нападайте!
00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:48,459 Прикольно.
00:14:48,824 --> 00:14:50,856 Как же здорово, что всё опять как прежде!
00:14:51,946 --> 00:14:53,384 -Твоя очередь. -Твоя очередь! Черт!
00:14:55,588 --> 00:14:56,033 Алло?
00:14:56,059 --> 00:14:58,692 Тоби Решительный, газета «Сплетник Гравити Фолз».
00:14:58,732 --> 00:14:59,722 А, привет!
00:14:59,787 --> 00:15:01,482 Извините, что обвинил вас в убийстве.
00:15:01,548 --> 00:15:03,113 Я не помню зла!
00:15:03,178 --> 00:15:05,000 Сынок! Хочу взять у тебя интервью, спросить,
00:15:05,065 --> 00:15:08,234 не видел ли ты в городе чего-нибудь странного
00:15:08,299 --> 00:15:10,858 -со времени своего приезда. -Наконец-то!
00:15:10,923 --> 00:15:13,259 Я думал, вы не спросите! У меня есть гипотезы!
00:15:13,321 --> 00:15:14,825 Ага. Ага...
00:15:14,890 --> 00:15:17,257 Четыре-один-два Гофер-Роуд!
00:15:17,322 --> 00:15:19,144 Сегодня? Буду.
00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:21,227 Всё! Я сделал, что ты просил!
00:15:21,289 --> 00:15:24,779 Будь так любезен выполнить свою часть сделки!
00:15:25,355 --> 00:15:30,154 Телефонный номер Шандры Хименес! Спасибо, малыш-Гидеон!
00:15:34,752 --> 00:15:35,552 412 Гофер Роуд 7:00
00:15:40,362 --> 00:15:41,547 Ау!
00:15:50,954 --> 00:15:52,200 Привет, дружок.
00:15:52,745 --> 00:15:53,900 Гидеон.
00:15:53,961 --> 00:15:56,489 Диппер Пайнс. Давно ты живешь у нас,
00:15:56,554 --> 00:15:59,339 неделю? Две? Как тебе тут? Нравится городок?
00:15:59,401 --> 00:16:00,394 Чего ты хочешь?
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,484 Слушай внимательно.
00:16:01,545 --> 00:16:04,649 В этом городке есть секреты, которые тебе не понять.
00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:07,721 Это из-за Мэйбл? Да пойми, ты ей не нравишься.
00:16:07,787 --> 00:16:10,219 Ложь! Это ты её подговорил!
00:16:11,849 --> 00:16:13,675 Она была моей половинкой!
00:16:13,737 --> 00:16:15,083 Только не нервничай!
00:16:19,241 --> 00:16:20,235 Привет!
00:16:20,392 --> 00:16:22,602 Я не только мысли читать могу.
00:16:22,667 --> 00:16:24,202 Но... но ты же шарлатан.
00:16:24,267 --> 00:16:26,250 Неужели, Диппер? Тогда это что?
00:16:35,499 --> 00:16:37,034 Ну, как волосы на вкус?
00:16:37,260 --> 00:16:40,490 Венди, мне нужен совет. Ты же бросала парней, да?
00:16:40,555 --> 00:16:44,138 Еще бы! Расс Торам, Илай Холл, Стони Дэвидсон..
00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:45,611 Я не понимаю, что со мной!
00:16:45,673 --> 00:16:48,876 Я думала, что всё стало как раньше, но всё как-то не так.
00:16:48,937 --> 00:16:52,298 ...Флейк Вёрли, Нейт Холс и еще парень с татушками...
00:16:52,363 --> 00:16:54,826 Зря я разрешила Дипперу сделать это за меня!
00:16:54,891 --> 00:16:56,586 Я должна была порвать с Гидеоном.
00:16:56,748 --> 00:16:58,731 ...Денни Фельдман, Марк Эпстин...
00:16:58,792 --> 00:17:01,194 О боже, кажется, я с ним не порвала!
00:17:01,259 --> 00:17:02,763 Понятно, почему он звонит.
00:17:02,828 --> 00:17:05,931 Я знаю, что нужно делать! Спасибо за помощь, Венди.
00:17:09,610 --> 00:17:10,569 Игнорировать.
00:17:18,219 --> 00:17:20,777 Дядя Стэн был прав насчет тебя! Ты чудовище!
00:17:20,843 --> 00:17:22,891 Мэйбл будет моей!
00:17:29,033 --> 00:17:32,136 -Кто у нас красавчик? Это ты! -Нет, это ты!
00:17:34,699 --> 00:17:37,192 Она не хочет с тобой встречаться!
00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:38,217 Это ложь!
00:17:38,922 --> 00:17:43,177 И я сделаю так, что ты никогда не будешь мне лгать, друган!
00:17:49,641 --> 00:17:51,275 Гидеон! Нам нужно поговорить!
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:55,403 Мэйбл! Моя зефирка! Что ты здесь делаешь?
00:17:55,498 --> 00:17:58,092 Прости, Гидеон, но я не твоя зефирка!
00:17:58,153 --> 00:18:00,650 Я пришла, чтобы сказать это тебе лично.
00:18:00,716 --> 00:18:02,987 Я не понимаю.
00:18:04,072 --> 00:18:05,994 Мэйбл, сейчас не лучший момент
00:18:06,059 --> 00:18:07,180 для таких признаний!
00:18:07,241 --> 00:18:09,961 Но мы все равно можем играть с косметикой, правда?
00:18:10,026 --> 00:18:11,338 Ты же не против, друг?
00:18:11,403 --> 00:18:12,427 Правда?
00:18:13,644 --> 00:18:14,921 Нет! Не правда!
00:18:15,274 --> 00:18:17,898 Ты напал на моего брата! Ты с ума сошел?
00:18:17,963 --> 00:18:19,240 Заколка! Отдай!
00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:21,995 Ха! Без неё ты не очень силен верно?
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,050 Диппер!
00:18:41,801 --> 00:18:46,251 Слушай, Гидеон! Всё кончено! Я больше не буду с тобой встречаться.
00:18:46,377 --> 00:18:47,755 Да!
00:18:50,475 --> 00:18:51,595 Моя сила!
00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:53,513 Это еще не конец!
00:18:53,578 --> 00:18:58,185 Вы еще услышите обо мне, услышите, клянусь, скоро!
00:19:02,888 --> 00:19:05,098 Ну вот и всё, партнер.
00:19:05,804 --> 00:19:10,123 За совместные бренды пищевых продуктов и за картину с клоуном!
00:19:12,747 --> 00:19:15,084 Ой, привет, Гидеон смотри кто...
00:19:15,145 --> 00:19:17,450 Стэнфорд Пайнс! Я проклинаю тебя!
00:19:17,516 --> 00:19:19,434 Проклинаю тебя!
00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:21,129 Проклинаешь? Но за что?
00:19:21,195 --> 00:19:24,298 Вся ваша семейка заслужила мой праведный гнев!
00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:28,138 И однажды вы все мне заплатите за это преступление!
00:19:28,203 --> 00:19:30,570 Что-то я не понял, а почему я должен платить?
00:19:30,635 --> 00:19:34,859 Но, но, но, золотко, ха-ха, а как же наш план насчет Мэйбл и...
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:36,010 Молчать!
00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:39,689 Ясно, похоже, мой сынок сегодня опять немного не в духе!
00:19:39,754 --> 00:19:42,409 Прости, Стэн. Но придется сделать так, как он хочет.
00:19:43,947 --> 00:19:46,636 Ладно, я понял! Я и не навязываюсь.
00:19:46,793 --> 00:19:49,129 Стэн, прости, но ты должен вернуть картину!
00:19:49,195 --> 00:19:50,184 Стэн! Стэн!
00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:51,884 Попробуй догони, неудачник!
00:19:55,881 --> 00:19:57,834 Счастье было так близко!
00:19:57,899 --> 00:19:59,721 Ну а с вами что стряслось?
00:19:59,786 --> 00:20:01,609 -Гидеон. -Гидеон.
00:20:01,674 --> 00:20:02,890 Гидеон.
00:20:02,955 --> 00:20:05,897 Этот поганец пообещал отомстить всей нашей семье.
00:20:05,963 --> 00:20:09,066 Наверное, теперь попробует укусить меня за щиколотку.
00:20:09,162 --> 00:20:12,074 Точно! Интересно, как он собрался нас уничтожить?
00:20:12,139 --> 00:20:14,153 Угадает, какое число мы задумали?
00:20:14,218 --> 00:20:16,777 Он не угадает число, которое я задумала!
00:20:16,842 --> 00:20:17,801 Минус восемь!
00:20:17,866 --> 00:20:19,915 Отрицательные никто не задумывает!
00:20:21,035 --> 00:20:23,179 О, берегитесь!
00:20:23,241 --> 00:20:25,707 Кое-кто сейчас думает, как нас укокошить.
00:20:34,089 --> 00:20:39,337 Гидеон, я все еще тебя люблю. Но мои родные против нашего счастья.
00:20:40,204 --> 00:20:43,242 Да, я такой старый и вонючий.
00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:48,778 Ну, и что ты будешь делать без своего амулетика?
00:20:48,843 --> 00:20:50,857 Скоро увидишь, дружок!
00:20:51,306 --> 00:20:52,293 МИСТИЧЕСКИЙ АМУЛЕТ
00:20:52,618 --> 00:20:53,738 Увидишь.
00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:57,578 -Всё? -Еще нет.
00:20:57,643 --> 00:20:59,308 -А сейчас? -Почти.
00:21:00,394 --> 00:21:01,963 И готово.
00:21:03,497 --> 00:21:04,748 Давайте начнём.
00:21:21,642 --> 00:21:22,601 Вы уволены.

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