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Секреты Гравити Фолз
Tourist Trapped
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Описание
Родители отправляют Диппера и Мэйбл в штат Орегон, городок Гравити Фолз к двоюродному дедушке Стэну. Диппер находит в лесу Дневник №3, описывающий все необычные особенности городка. Тем временем Мэйбл пытается завести летний роман. Пока Диппер бродит по лесу, где и находит дневник, у Мэйбл начинается роман с подозрительным парнем, который оказывается не тем, кем кажется, причём трижды — ни парнем, ни зомби (что не совсем безуспешно, если учесть кадры с отваливающейся рукой, доказывает Диппер, и только потом понимает, как он был далёк от истины), ни обаятельным вампиром — на деле он оказывается толпой гномов, которые ищут себе новую королеву, но, получив отказ от Мэйбл, собираются в огромного великаноподобного монстра, от которого близнецам приходится скрываться на гольф-каре Хижины Чудес. Позже им удаётся победить их, использовав хитрость, актёрское мастерство, удобное место и садовый пылесос из садового инвентаря Хижины Чудес, который был использован как "гномозасасыватель" и "противогномомонстровый гномомёт". В конце этой истории они в подарок от дяди получают подарки: Диппер получает кепку с голубой ёлкой, ставшую его фишкой, а Мейбл выбирает в качестве подарка абордажный крюк, который позже тоже сыграет свою роль..
Субтитры
- 00:00:01,732 --> 00:00:02,925 Ah! Summer break!
- 00:00:02,990 --> 00:00:05,196 -So do you want cheese on that, hon? -Sure, Hank!
- 00:00:05,261 --> 00:00:08,754 A time for leisure, recreation and taking her easy.
- 00:00:09,899 --> 00:00:11,019 Unless you're me.
- 00:00:17,422 --> 00:00:18,638 It's getting closer!
- 00:00:25,582 --> 00:00:26,924 My name is Dipper.
- 00:00:26,989 --> 00:00:29,195 The girl about to puke is my sister Mabel.
- 00:00:29,260 --> 00:00:31,086 You may be wondering what we're doing in a golf cart,
- 00:00:31,148 --> 00:00:33,829 fleeing from a creature of unimaginable horror.
- 00:00:35,598 --> 00:00:36,814 -Look out! -Ah!
- 00:00:39,403 --> 00:00:42,223 Rest assured, there's a perfectly logical explanation.
- 00:01:22,380 --> 00:01:23,500 Let's rewind.
- 00:01:24,973 --> 00:01:28,552 It all began when our parents decided we could use some fresh air.
- 00:01:28,617 --> 00:01:31,878 They shipped us up North to a sleepy town called Gravity Falls, Oregon,
- 00:01:31,943 --> 00:01:34,022 to stay at our great uncle's place in the woods.
- 00:01:36,205 --> 00:01:40,206 This attic is amazing! Check out all my splinters!
- 00:01:41,868 --> 00:01:43,053 And there's a goat on my bed.
- 00:01:43,118 --> 00:01:44,587 Hey, friend.
- 00:01:45,454 --> 00:01:48,140 Oh! Yes, you can keep chewing on my sweater!
- 00:01:49,390 --> 00:01:51,692 My sister tended to look on the bright side of things.
- 00:01:51,788 --> 00:01:52,781 Yay!
- 00:01:52,807 --> 00:01:54,276 Grass!
- 00:01:54,381 --> 00:01:57,166 But I was having a hard time getting used to our new surroundings.
- 00:01:57,419 --> 00:01:58,509 Boo!
- 00:02:00,527 --> 00:02:03,853 And then there was our Great Uncle Stan. That guy.
- 00:02:06,829 --> 00:02:07,823 It was worth it!
- 00:02:07,884 --> 00:02:10,639 Our uncle had transformed his house into a tourist trap
- 00:02:10,700 --> 00:02:12,461 he called the Mystery Shack.
- 00:02:12,526 --> 00:02:14,540 The real mystery was why anyone came.
- 00:02:15,534 --> 00:02:18,606 Ladies and gentlemen, behold the Sascrotch!
- 00:02:22,159 --> 00:02:23,981 And guess who had to work there.
- 00:02:24,299 --> 00:02:25,934 Oh!
- 00:02:26,095 --> 00:02:27,756 No touching the merchandise!
- 00:02:27,821 --> 00:02:31,500 It looked like it was gonna be the same, boring routine all summer.
- 00:02:31,565 --> 00:02:33,452 Until one fateful day...
- 00:02:35,662 --> 00:02:38,060 He's looking at it. He's looking at it!
- 00:02:39,084 --> 00:02:40,077 Uh...
- 00:02:46,158 --> 00:02:47,919 -I rigged it! -Mabel?
- 00:02:47,980 --> 00:02:50,124 I know you're going through your whole boy-crazy phase,
- 00:02:50,190 --> 00:02:52,975 but I think you're kind of overdoing it with the crazy part.
- 00:02:53,036 --> 00:02:54,670 What?
- 00:02:54,766 --> 00:02:56,235 Come on, Dipper!
- 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:58,572 This is our first summer away from home.
- 00:02:58,637 --> 00:03:01,901 It's my big chance to have an epic summer romance!
- 00:03:01,967 --> 00:03:04,556 Yeah, but do you need to flirt with every guy you meet?
- 00:03:04,621 --> 00:03:09,102 My name is Mabel. But you can call me the girl of your dreams!
- 00:03:09,167 --> 00:03:11,150 I'm joking!
- 00:03:12,654 --> 00:03:15,758 Oh, my gosh, you like turtles? I like turtles, too!
- 00:03:15,823 --> 00:03:17,963 What is happening here?
- 00:03:18,477 --> 00:03:22,893 Come one, come all, to the Mattress Prince's Kingdom of savings!
- 00:03:22,958 --> 00:03:25,164 Take me with you!
- 00:03:25,548 --> 00:03:26,955 Mock all you want, brother,
- 00:03:27,021 --> 00:03:29,196 but I got a good feeling about this summer.
- 00:03:29,261 --> 00:03:31,309 I wouldn't be surprised if the man of my dreams
- 00:03:31,375 --> 00:03:33,228 walked through that door right now!
- 00:03:36,335 --> 00:03:38,061 Oh! Oh! Not good! Ow.
- 00:03:38,222 --> 00:03:40,110 Oh, why?
- 00:03:40,236 --> 00:03:41,774 All right, all right. Look alive, people!
- 00:03:41,836 --> 00:03:43,397 I need someone to go hammer up these signs
- 00:03:43,462 --> 00:03:44,613 in the spooky part of the forest.
- 00:03:44,878 --> 00:03:45,837 -Not it! -Not it!
- 00:03:45,902 --> 00:03:46,861 Also not it.
- 00:03:46,926 --> 00:03:48,012 Nobody asked you, Soos.
- 00:03:48,077 --> 00:03:49,581 I know. And I'm comfortable with that.
- 00:03:51,150 --> 00:03:53,260 Wendy, I need you to put up this sign.
- 00:03:53,325 --> 00:03:57,100 I would, but I, uh, can't, uh, reach it.
- 00:03:57,775 --> 00:03:59,405 I'd fire all of you if I could.
- 00:03:59,471 --> 00:04:02,927 All right, let's make it, eeny-meeny-miny... You!
- 00:04:02,988 --> 00:04:04,013 Oh, what?
- 00:04:04,078 --> 00:04:07,181 Grunkle Stan, whenever I'm in those woods I feel like I'm being watched.
- 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:08,463 Ah, this again.
- 00:04:08,524 --> 00:04:10,607 I'm telling you, something weird is going on in this town.
- 00:04:10,668 --> 00:04:13,101 Just today, my mosquito bite spelled out "beware."
- 00:04:14,029 --> 00:04:15,502 That says "bewarb."
- 00:04:17,485 --> 00:04:20,397 Look, kid, the whole "monsters in the forest" thing is just local legend,
- 00:04:20,462 --> 00:04:23,309 drummed up by guys like me, to sell merch to guys like that.
- 00:04:25,231 --> 00:04:26,477 So quit being so paranoid!
- 00:04:34,127 --> 00:04:37,348 Ugh. Grunkle Stan... Nobody ever believes anything I say.
- 00:04:39,998 --> 00:04:40,598 Huh?
- 00:04:57,708 --> 00:04:58,670 What the...
- 00:05:13,451 --> 00:05:15,722 "It's hard to believe it's been six years since I began
- 00:05:15,787 --> 00:05:19,688 "studying the strange and wondrous secrets of Gravity Falls, Oregon."
- 00:05:24,392 --> 00:05:25,416 What is all this?
- 00:05:26,697 --> 00:05:29,705 "Unfortunately, my suspicions have been confirmed. I'm being watched.
- 00:05:29,770 --> 00:05:31,723 "I must hide this book before he finds it.
- 00:05:31,784 --> 00:05:35,083 "Remember, in Gravity Falls, there is no one you can trust."
- 00:05:36,042 --> 00:05:37,419 No one you can trust.
- 00:05:37,481 --> 00:05:38,536 Hello!
- 00:05:38,954 --> 00:05:41,163 What you reading, some nerd thing?
- 00:05:41,482 --> 00:05:42,985 Uh, uh... It's nothing!
- 00:05:43,147 --> 00:05:44,520 "Uh, uh. It's nothing!"
- 00:05:44,585 --> 00:05:47,627 What, are you actually not gonna show me?
- 00:05:47,850 --> 00:05:49,001 Uh...
- 00:05:49,097 --> 00:05:50,600 Let's go somewhere private.
- 00:05:53,355 --> 00:05:56,489 It's amazing! Grunkle Stan said I was being paranoid,
- 00:05:56,554 --> 00:06:00,041 but according to this book, Gravity Falls has this secret dark side.
- 00:06:00,137 --> 00:06:01,096 Whoa!
- 00:06:01,226 --> 00:06:02,443 Shut up!
- 00:06:02,504 --> 00:06:06,217 And get this. After a certain point, the pages just stop.
- 00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:09,033 Like the guy who was writing it mysteriously disappeared.
- 00:06:10,123 --> 00:06:12,171 -Who's that? -Well, time to spill the beans!
- 00:06:13,736 --> 00:06:16,329 Beans. This girl's got a date.
- 00:06:17,994 --> 00:06:18,984 Let me get this straight.
- 00:06:19,049 --> 00:06:22,153 In the half hour I was gone, you already found a boyfriend?
- 00:06:22,218 --> 00:06:26,664 What can I say? I guess I'm just irresistible!
- 00:06:27,459 --> 00:06:28,827 Oh! Coming!
- 00:06:31,432 --> 00:06:32,426 What you reading there, slick?
- 00:06:32,491 --> 00:06:37,643 Oh! I was just catching up on... Gold Chains for Old Men Magazine?
- 00:06:37,705 --> 00:06:38,698 That's a good issue.
- 00:06:38,763 --> 00:06:43,144 Hey, family! Say hello to my new boyfriend!
- 00:06:45,032 --> 00:06:45,994 'Sup.
- 00:06:46,056 --> 00:06:47,464 -Hey. -How's it hanging?
- 00:06:47,529 --> 00:06:50,602 We met at the cemetery. He's really deep.
- 00:06:50,763 --> 00:06:54,664 Oh! Little muscle there. That's... What a surprise.
- 00:06:54,729 --> 00:06:56,233 So, what's your name?
- 00:06:56,360 --> 00:06:57,353 Uh...
- 00:06:57,419 --> 00:06:59,816 Normal... Man!
- 00:06:59,881 --> 00:07:01,067 He means Norman.
- 00:07:01,128 --> 00:07:02,824 Are you bleeding, Norman?
- 00:07:04,362 --> 00:07:05,547 It's jam.
- 00:07:06,123 --> 00:07:09,641 I love jam! Look at this!
- 00:07:09,963 --> 00:07:13,768 So, you wanna go, hold hands or whatever?
- 00:07:14,155 --> 00:07:17,294 Oh, my goodness. Don't wait up!
- 00:07:21,832 --> 00:07:24,203 There was something about Norman that wasn't right.
- 00:07:24,264 --> 00:07:26,378 I decided to consult the journal.
- 00:07:26,443 --> 00:07:28,330 "Known for their pale skin and bad attitudes,
- 00:07:28,392 --> 00:07:31,595 "these creatures are often mistaken for teenagers!
- 00:07:31,656 --> 00:07:33,609 "Beware Gravity Falls' nefarious..."
- 00:07:35,849 --> 00:07:36,904 'Sup.
- 00:07:36,969 --> 00:07:38,504 Zombie!
- 00:07:40,618 --> 00:07:43,913 Did someone say, "Crombie"? What is that? Crombie.
- 00:07:43,978 --> 00:07:46,123 It's not even a word. You're losing your mind.
- 00:07:50,377 --> 00:07:51,658 I like you.
- 00:07:51,723 --> 00:07:53,097 Oh, no! Mabel!
- 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:55,690 No, no! Mabel, watch out!
- 00:08:01,544 --> 00:08:04,970 Daisies? You scallywag!
- 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:08,426 Is my sister really dating a zombie? Or am I just going nuts?
- 00:08:08,491 --> 00:08:10,248 It's a dilemma to be sure.
- 00:08:10,313 --> 00:08:13,674 I couldn't help but overhear you talking aloud to yourself in this empty room.
- 00:08:13,739 --> 00:08:17,161 Soos, you've seen Mabel's boyfriend. He's gotta be a zombie right?
- 00:08:17,483 --> 00:08:19,723 Hmm. How many brains did you see the guy eat?
- 00:08:20,203 --> 00:08:21,289 Zero.
- 00:08:21,354 --> 00:08:24,200 Look, dude, I believe you. I'm always noticing weird stuff in this town.
- 00:08:24,265 --> 00:08:26,763 Like the mailman? Pretty sure that dude's a werewolf.
- 00:08:32,107 --> 00:08:33,706 But you gotta have evidence.
- 00:08:33,772 --> 00:08:36,200 Otherwise people are gonna think you're a major league cuckoo-clock.
- 00:08:36,491 --> 00:08:38,666 As always, Soos, you're right.
- 00:08:38,728 --> 00:08:41,321 My wisdom is both a blessing, and a curse.
- 00:08:41,386 --> 00:08:43,818 Soos! The portable toilets are clogged again!
- 00:08:44,939 --> 00:08:46,024 I am needed elsewhere.
- 00:08:48,809 --> 00:08:51,882 My sister could be in trouble. It was time to get some evidence.
- 00:09:17,001 --> 00:09:18,344 I'd seen enough.
- 00:09:20,458 --> 00:09:22,441 Mabel! We've got to talk about Norman!
- 00:09:22,506 --> 00:09:25,963 Isn't he the best? Check out this giant smooch mark he gave me!
- 00:09:29,131 --> 00:09:32,331 Gullible. It was just an accident with the leaf blower.
- 00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:36,715 Kissing practice!
- 00:09:37,448 --> 00:09:38,507 Mmm.
- 00:09:39,976 --> 00:09:42,473 Turn it off! Turn it off!
- 00:09:42,892 --> 00:09:43,881 That was fun.
- 00:09:43,946 --> 00:09:48,393 No, Mabel, listen! I'm trying to tell you that Norman is not what he seems!
- 00:09:50,184 --> 00:09:53,065 You think he might be a vampire?
- 00:09:53,130 --> 00:09:54,730 That would be so awesome!
- 00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:55,785 Guess again, sister.
- 00:09:55,946 --> 00:09:57,035 -Sha-bam! -Ah!
- 00:09:57,450 --> 00:09:59,115 Oh, wait. I'm sorry. Sha-bam!
- 00:09:59,563 --> 00:10:02,026 A zombie? That is not funny, Dipper.
- 00:10:02,092 --> 00:10:06,154 I'm not joking. It all adds up, the bleeding, the limp.
- 00:10:06,219 --> 00:10:08,555 He never blinks! Have you noticed that?
- 00:10:08,617 --> 00:10:11,114 Maybe he's blinking when you're blinking.
- 00:10:11,179 --> 00:10:13,673 Mabel, remember what the book said about Gravity Falls?
- 00:10:14,057 --> 00:10:15,307 Trust no one!
- 00:10:15,368 --> 00:10:18,219 Well, what about me, huh? Why can't you trust me?
- 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:19,304 Beep-bop!
- 00:10:19,370 --> 00:10:21,257 Mabel! He's gonna eat your brain!
- 00:10:21,322 --> 00:10:22,603 Dipper, listen to me.
- 00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:25,419 Norman and I are going on a date at 5:00,
- 00:10:25,481 --> 00:10:29,290 and I'm gonna be adorable, and he's gonna be dreamy.
- 00:10:29,355 --> 00:10:33,418 And I'm not gonna let you ruin it with one of your crazy conspiracies!
- 00:10:35,209 --> 00:10:37,001 What am I gonna do?
- 00:10:39,563 --> 00:10:40,618 Coming!
- 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:42,858 Hey, Norman. How do I look?
- 00:10:44,938 --> 00:10:46,123 Shiny!
- 00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:48,586 You always know what to say.
- 00:10:51,850 --> 00:10:54,954 Soos is right. I don't have any real evidence.
- 00:10:55,721 --> 00:10:59,753 I guess I can be kind of paranoid sometimes and... Wait, what?
- 00:11:04,011 --> 00:11:05,864 I was right! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
- 00:11:05,929 --> 00:11:08,139 Grunkle Stan! Grunkle Stan! Grunkle Stan!
- 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,571 And here we have rock-that-looks-like-a-face rock.
- 00:11:10,632 --> 00:11:12,650 The rock that looks like a face.
- 00:11:12,715 --> 00:11:13,993 Does it look like a rock?
- 00:11:14,058 --> 00:11:16,137 -No, it looks like a face. -Is it a face?
- 00:11:16,202 --> 00:11:17,641 It's a rock that looks like a face!
- 00:11:18,473 --> 00:11:19,720 Over here! Grunkle Stan!
- 00:11:19,785 --> 00:11:21,995 For the fifth time, it's not an actual face!
- 00:11:25,225 --> 00:11:27,531 Finally, we're alone.
- 00:11:27,592 --> 00:11:30,216 Yes. Alone!
- 00:11:30,730 --> 00:11:32,330 Stan! Stan!
- 00:11:33,035 --> 00:11:34,858 Wendy! Wendy, Wendy!
- 00:11:34,923 --> 00:11:38,187 I need to borrow the golf cart so I can save my sister from a zombie!
- 00:11:39,561 --> 00:11:41,352 Try not to hit any pedestrians.
- 00:11:44,939 --> 00:11:47,947 Dude, it's me. Soos. This is for the zombies.
- 00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:48,971 Thanks.
- 00:11:49,032 --> 00:11:51,242 And this is in case you see a piñata.
- 00:11:51,625 --> 00:11:53,260 Uh, thanks?
- 00:11:53,770 --> 00:11:55,561 Better safe than sorry!
- 00:11:57,257 --> 00:12:00,874 Mabel, now that we've gotten to know each other,
- 00:12:01,481 --> 00:12:03,307 there's something I should tell you.
- 00:12:04,649 --> 00:12:07,500 Oh, Norman. You can tell me anything.
- 00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:09,483 Please be a vampire! Please be a vampire!
- 00:12:09,866 --> 00:12:12,617 All right, just don't freak out, okay?
- 00:12:12,682 --> 00:12:14,378 Just keep an open mind. Be cool.
- 00:12:20,715 --> 00:12:23,339 Is this weird? Is this too weird? You need to sit down?
- 00:12:24,363 --> 00:12:30,091 All right. I'll explain. So, we're gnomes. First off, get that one out of the way.
- 00:12:30,187 --> 00:12:31,176 Uh...
- 00:12:31,242 --> 00:12:35,849 I'm Jeff. And here we have Carson, Steve, Jason and...
- 00:12:35,914 --> 00:12:37,675 I'm sorry, I always forget your name.
- 00:12:37,736 --> 00:12:39,113 Shmebulock.
- 00:12:39,370 --> 00:12:42,282 Shmebulock, yes! Anyways.
- 00:12:42,347 --> 00:12:45,995 Long story short, us gnomes have been looking for a new queen.
- 00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:47,020 Right, guys?
- 00:12:47,081 --> 00:12:49,674 Queen, queen!
- 00:12:50,089 --> 00:12:52,041 Ha. So what do you say?
- 00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:57,515 Will you join us, in holy matrinomy.
- 00:12:57,577 --> 00:13:01,164 Matri... Matrimony! Blah! Can't talk today.
- 00:13:02,476 --> 00:13:07,850 Look, I'm sorry, guys. You're really sweet, but I'm a girl.
- 00:13:07,915 --> 00:13:11,913 And you're gnomes. And it's like, what?
- 00:13:12,649 --> 00:13:13,673 Yikes!
- 00:13:14,187 --> 00:13:16,554 We understand. We'll never forget you, Mabel.
- 00:13:17,866 --> 00:13:19,082 Because we're gonna kidnap you.
- 00:13:19,243 --> 00:13:20,394 Huh?
- 00:13:22,443 --> 00:13:25,642 Don't worry, Mabel! I'll save you from that zombie!
- 00:13:26,601 --> 00:13:27,913 Help!
- 00:13:28,235 --> 00:13:29,705 Hold on!
- 00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:33,675 The more you struggle,
- 00:13:33,737 --> 00:13:36,011 the more awkward this is gonna be for everybody!
- 00:13:36,073 --> 00:13:38,539 Just... Okay! Just get her arm there, Steve.
- 00:13:39,145 --> 00:13:40,841 Hey, let go of me!
- 00:13:46,154 --> 00:13:48,425 What the heck is going on here?
- 00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:52,522 Dipper! Norman turned out to be a bunch of gnomes!
- 00:13:52,587 --> 00:13:55,369 And they're total jerks! Hair! Hair! Hair!
- 00:13:55,434 --> 00:13:57,609 Gnomes? I was way off.
- 00:13:58,986 --> 00:14:01,579 "Gnomes. Little men of the Gravity Falls forest.
- 00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:03,145 "Weaknesses, Unknown."
- 00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:04,875 Oh, come on!
- 00:14:04,936 --> 00:14:06,923 Hey, hey! Let go of my sister!
- 00:14:07,115 --> 00:14:08,105 Oh.
- 00:14:08,170 --> 00:14:12,075 Hey, there! Um, you know, this is all really just a big misunderstanding.
- 00:14:12,137 --> 00:14:13,932 You see, your sister's not in danger.
- 00:14:13,993 --> 00:14:15,593 She's just marrying all one thousand of us
- 00:14:15,658 --> 00:14:18,090 and becoming our gnome queen for all eternity.
- 00:14:18,155 --> 00:14:19,210 Isn't that right, honey?
- 00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:21,481 You guys are butt-faces!
- 00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:24,040 Give her back right now, or else!
- 00:14:24,236 --> 00:14:29,065 You think you can stop us, boy? You have no idea what we're capable of.
- 00:14:29,131 --> 00:14:31,467 The gnomes are a powerful race!
- 00:14:31,528 --> 00:14:33,258 Do not trifle with the...
- 00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:40,843 He's getting away with our queen! No, no, no!
- 00:14:40,908 --> 00:14:42,154 Seatbelt.
- 00:14:44,652 --> 00:14:47,211 You've messed with the wrong creatures, boy.
- 00:14:47,276 --> 00:14:50,985 Gnomes of the forest, assemble!
- 00:15:02,122 --> 00:15:04,044 Hurry before they come after us!
- 00:15:04,105 --> 00:15:06,602 I wouldn't worry about it. Did you see their little legs?
- 00:15:06,668 --> 00:15:07,657 The suckers are tiny!
- 00:15:13,227 --> 00:15:14,252 Dang.
- 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:18,537 All right, teamwork, guys. Like we practiced!
- 00:15:20,681 --> 00:15:21,801 Move, move!
- 00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:27,816 Come back with our queen!
- 00:15:27,882 --> 00:15:29,067 It's getting closer!
- 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:41,097 Shmebulock...
- 00:15:44,584 --> 00:15:45,800 I'll save you, Dipper!
- 00:15:51,436 --> 00:15:53,450 -Thanks, Mabel! -Don't mention it.
- 00:15:58,249 --> 00:15:59,295 Look out!
- 00:16:09,481 --> 00:16:10,942 Stay back, man!
- 00:16:15,369 --> 00:16:16,616 Where's Grunkle Stan?
- 00:16:17,291 --> 00:16:20,107 Behold... The world's most distracting object!
- 00:16:21,323 --> 00:16:23,402 Just try to look away, you can't!
- 00:16:24,780 --> 00:16:26,667 I can't even remember what I was talking about.
- 00:16:27,818 --> 00:16:29,065 It's the end of the line, kids!
- 00:16:29,130 --> 00:16:31,723 Mabel, marry us before we do something crazy!
- 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:33,292 There's gotta be a way out of this.
- 00:16:34,604 --> 00:16:35,755 I gotta do it.
- 00:16:35,816 --> 00:16:38,540 What? Mabel! Don't do this! Are you crazy?
- 00:16:38,954 --> 00:16:40,266 -Trust me. -What?
- 00:16:40,331 --> 00:16:43,339 Dipper, just this once, trust me.
- 00:16:47,305 --> 00:16:49,768 All right, Jeff. I'll marry you.
- 00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:52,200 Hot dog! Help me down there, Jason. Thanks, Andy.
- 00:16:52,266 --> 00:16:55,338 All right, left foot, there we go. Watch those fingers, Mike.
- 00:16:58,377 --> 00:16:59,497 Eh? Eh?
- 00:17:01,737 --> 00:17:02,892 Bada-bing, bada-bam!
- 00:17:02,953 --> 00:17:04,841 Now let's get you back into the forest honey.
- 00:17:04,906 --> 00:17:06,985 You may now kiss the bride.
- 00:17:07,691 --> 00:17:10,219 Well! Don't mind if I do.
- 00:17:15,497 --> 00:17:17,036 Hey, hey, wait a minute.
- 00:17:19,403 --> 00:17:20,684 What's going on?
- 00:17:22,284 --> 00:17:23,657 That's for lying to me!
- 00:17:25,483 --> 00:17:26,987 That's for breaking my heart!
- 00:17:27,209 --> 00:17:28,425 Ow! My face!
- 00:17:28,491 --> 00:17:31,210 And this is for messing with my brother!
- 00:17:32,361 --> 00:17:34,283 -Wanna do the honors? -On three!
- 00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:35,883 -One! Two! Three! -One! Two! Three!
- 00:17:38,154 --> 00:17:41,227 I'll get you back for this!
- 00:17:42,857 --> 00:17:44,522 Who's giving orders? I need orders!
- 00:17:44,683 --> 00:17:46,444 My arms are tired.
- 00:17:47,242 --> 00:17:48,619 Anyone else wants some?
- 00:17:58,156 --> 00:18:02,218 Hey, Dipper, I'm sorry for ignoring your advice.
- 00:18:02,283 --> 00:18:04,075 You really were just looking out for me.
- 00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:07,466 Oh, don't be like that. You saved our butts back there!
- 00:18:07,531 --> 00:18:08,651 I guess I'm just sad
- 00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:11,690 that my first boyfriend turned out to be a bunch of gnomes.
- 00:18:11,755 --> 00:18:14,697 Look on the bright side. Maybe the next one will be a vampire.
- 00:18:14,762 --> 00:18:17,194 Oh! You're just saying that!
- 00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:18,825 Awkward sibling hug?
- 00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:20,616 Awkward sibling hug.
- 00:18:21,641 --> 00:18:22,665 -Pat. Pat. -Pat. Pat.
- 00:18:25,419 --> 00:18:28,139 Sheesh! You two get hit by a bus or something? Ha!
- 00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:34,219 Hey! Wouldn't you know it?
- 00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:36,329 I accidentally overstocked some inventory,
- 00:18:36,394 --> 00:18:39,210 so, how's about you each take one item from the gift shop,
- 00:18:39,275 --> 00:18:40,426 on the house, you know?
- 00:18:40,492 --> 00:18:42,057 -Really? -What's the catch?
- 00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:45,225 That catch is do it before I change my mind. Now take something.
- 00:18:45,835 --> 00:18:47,370 -Hmm... -Ooh!
- 00:18:50,281 --> 00:18:51,240 Hmm.
- 00:18:51,402 --> 00:18:52,426 That ought to do the trick!
- 00:18:52,587 --> 00:18:56,745 And I will have a grappling hook!
- 00:18:57,739 --> 00:18:58,859 Yes!
- 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:00,969 Wouldn't you rather have, like, a doll or something?
- 00:19:03,689 --> 00:19:05,097 Grappling hook!
- 00:19:05,162 --> 00:19:06,155 Fair enough!
- 00:19:09,355 --> 00:19:13,003 This journal told me there was no one in Gravity Falls I could trust.
- 00:19:13,064 --> 00:19:16,076 But when you battle a hundred gnomes side by side with someone,
- 00:19:16,137 --> 00:19:19,163 you realize that they've probably always got your back.
- 00:19:20,361 --> 00:19:21,481 Hey, Mabel, could you get the light?
- 00:19:22,430 --> 00:19:23,307 I'm on it.
- 00:19:24,911 --> 00:19:25,935 It worked!
- 00:19:27,696 --> 00:19:28,685 Grappling hook.
- 00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:31,471 Our uncle told us there was nothing strange about this town.
- 00:19:31,854 --> 00:19:35,694 But who knows what other secrets are waiting to be unlocked?
- 00:00:01,732 --> 00:00:02,925 Ах, каникулы!
- 00:00:02,990 --> 00:00:05,196 -Дорогая, добавить сыру? -Конечно, дорогой.
- 00:00:05,261 --> 00:00:08,754 Время отдыха, развлечений и забивания на всё!
- 00:00:08,857 --> 00:00:09,857 ДОБРО ПОЖАЛОВАТЬ В ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ
- 00:00:09,899 --> 00:00:11,019 Но не для меня.
- 00:00:17,422 --> 00:00:18,638 Он уже близко!
- 00:00:25,582 --> 00:00:26,924 Меня зовут Диппер!
- 00:00:26,989 --> 00:00:29,195 А девчонка, которую тошнит – моя сестра Мэйбл.
- 00:00:29,260 --> 00:00:31,086 Почему мы в машине для гольфа
- 00:00:31,148 --> 00:00:33,829 спасаемся от огромного чудовища? A?!
- 00:00:35,598 --> 00:00:36,814 Осторожно!
- 00:00:39,403 --> 00:00:42,223 Спокойно! Сейчас я вам всё объясню.
- 00:00:59,047 --> 00:01:02,247 ДИППЕР
- 00:01:03,271 --> 00:01:04,871 МЭЙБЛ
- 00:01:05,895 --> 00:01:07,395 СТЭН
- 00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:19,219 ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ
- 00:01:22,380 --> 00:01:23,500 Отмотаем назад.
- 00:01:24,973 --> 00:01:28,552 Всё началось, когда предки решили отправить нас на природу!
- 00:01:28,617 --> 00:01:31,878 Нас отвезли в штат Орегон, в городишко Гравити Фолз,
- 00:01:31,943 --> 00:01:34,022 к нашему двоюродному деду, которого мы зовем «дядя».
- 00:01:36,205 --> 00:01:40,206 Мне так нравится этот чердак! Посмотри, сколько у меня заноз!
- 00:01:41,868 --> 00:01:43,053 А на моей постели – козёл.
- 00:01:43,118 --> 00:01:44,587 Привет, дружок!
- 00:01:45,454 --> 00:01:48,140 О! Да, конечно, можешь немного пожевать мой свитер!
- 00:01:49,390 --> 00:01:51,692 Моя сестра безнадёжная оптимистка.
- 00:01:51,788 --> 00:01:52,781 Ура!
- 00:01:52,807 --> 00:01:54,276 Травка!
- 00:01:54,381 --> 00:01:57,166 А я непросто привыкал к новому месту...
- 00:01:57,419 --> 00:01:58,509 Бу!
- 00:02:00,527 --> 00:02:03,853 …и к нашему двоюродному деду Стэну. Вот он.
- 00:02:06,829 --> 00:02:07,823 Да что ж такое!
- 00:02:07,884 --> 00:02:10,639 Дядя превратил свою хижину в туристический центр
- 00:02:10,700 --> 00:02:12,461 и назвал её «Хижина чудес».
- 00:02:12,526 --> 00:02:14,540 Чудо было в том, что туристы и правда приезжали.
- 00:02:15,534 --> 00:02:18,606 Дорогие гости, смотрите: «Нежный человек»!
- 00:02:22,159 --> 00:02:23,981 Угадайте, кто стал у него работать?
- 00:02:26,095 --> 00:02:27,756 Запрещаю трогать товары!
- 00:02:27,821 --> 00:02:31,500 Мы уж начали думать, что такая скука продлится всё лето.
- 00:02:31,565 --> 00:02:33,452 Но в один прекрасный день...
- 00:02:35,662 --> 00:02:38,060 Заинтересовался! Заинтересовался!
- 00:02:40,119 --> 00:02:41,252 «Я тебе нравлюсь?
- 00:02:41,441 --> 00:02:42,141 Да.
- 00:02:42,319 --> 00:02:43,452 Однозначно.
- 00:02:43,768 --> 00:02:44,935 Еще как!».
- 00:02:46,158 --> 00:02:47,919 -Что же дальше? -Мэйбл?
- 00:02:47,980 --> 00:02:50,124 У тебя фаза безумного интереса к мальчикам,
- 00:02:50,190 --> 00:02:52,975 но тебе не кажется, что это уже слишком?
- 00:02:53,036 --> 00:02:54,670 Что?!
- 00:02:54,766 --> 00:02:56,235 Перестань, Диппер!
- 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:58,572 Это наше первое лето вне дома!
- 00:02:58,637 --> 00:03:01,901 И у меня есть шанс закрутить эпический летний роман.
- 00:03:01,967 --> 00:03:04,556 Но не обязательно флиртовать с каждым встречным!
- 00:03:04,621 --> 00:03:09,102 Все зовут меня Мэйбл, но ты можешь называть меня девочкой мечты!
- 00:03:09,167 --> 00:03:11,150 Я пошутила!
- 00:03:12,654 --> 00:03:15,758 Ах... О боже, ты любишь черепах? Я тоже их люблю!
- 00:03:15,823 --> 00:03:17,963 Ну надо же какое совпадение!
- 00:03:18,477 --> 00:03:22,893 Придите, придите в моё королевство распродажи матрасов!
- 00:03:22,958 --> 00:03:25,164 Возьми меня с собой.
- 00:03:25,548 --> 00:03:26,955 Ты можешь сомневаться, братик,
- 00:03:27,021 --> 00:03:29,196 но я чувствую, что лето будет супер!
- 00:03:29,261 --> 00:03:31,309 Не удивлюсь, если прямо сейчас
- 00:03:31,375 --> 00:03:33,228 сюда войдет мужчина моей мечты.
- 00:03:36,335 --> 00:03:38,061 O! O! Кошмар! Ой.
- 00:03:38,222 --> 00:03:40,110 О нет!
- 00:03:40,236 --> 00:03:41,774 Так, ладно, всем за работу.
- 00:03:41,836 --> 00:03:43,397 Нужно прибить эти указатели
- 00:03:43,462 --> 00:03:44,613 в темной части леса.
- 00:03:44,878 --> 00:03:45,837 -Я – пас! -Я – пас!
- 00:03:45,902 --> 00:03:46,861 И я тоже пас.
- 00:03:46,926 --> 00:03:48,012 Тебя не спрашивают, Зус.
- 00:03:48,077 --> 00:03:49,581 Знаю. И меня устраивает!
- 00:03:51,150 --> 00:03:53,260 Венди! Иди-ка повесь указатели!
- 00:03:53,325 --> 00:03:57,100 С радостью, но никак не могу дотянуться до них.
- 00:03:57,775 --> 00:03:59,405 Надо было бы вас уволить!
- 00:03:59,471 --> 00:04:02,927 Ладно, считалочка: эники, беники ели... Ты.
- 00:04:02,988 --> 00:04:04,013 О, что?!
- 00:04:04,078 --> 00:04:07,181 Дядя Стэн, в этом лесу мне кажется, что за мной следят.
- 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:08,463 Опять за своё!
- 00:04:08,524 --> 00:04:10,607 Правда, в этом городке что-то не так!
- 00:04:10,668 --> 00:04:13,101 Даже укусы комаро читаются как «берегись».
- 00:04:14,029 --> 00:04:15,502 Не «берегись», а «брысь»!
- 00:04:15,681 --> 00:04:16,481 БРЫСЬ
- 00:04:17,485 --> 00:04:20,397 Диппер, все эти местные монстры – просто сказки,
- 00:04:20,462 --> 00:04:23,309 придуманные такими, как я, чтобы обдурить таких, как он.
- 00:04:25,231 --> 00:04:26,477 Прекратить паранойю!
- 00:04:34,127 --> 00:04:37,348 Ох, дядя Стэн! Никто никогда мне не верит.
- 00:04:37,372 --> 00:04:38,872 К «ХИЖИНЕ ЧУДЕС»
- 00:04:39,998 --> 00:04:40,598 А?
- 00:04:57,708 --> 00:04:58,670 Что это?
- 00:05:13,451 --> 00:05:15,722 «Даже сложно поверить, что уже целых шесть лет
- 00:05:15,787 --> 00:05:19,688 я изучаю секреты и тайны городка Гравити Фолз.»
- 00:05:20,512 --> 00:05:22,512 ПАРЯЩИЕ ГЛАЗА ГИГАНТСКИЕ ЛЕТУЧИЕ МЫШИ
- 00:05:22,536 --> 00:05:23,791 ГНОМЫ СЛАБОСТИ?
- 00:05:24,392 --> 00:05:25,416 Что это такое?!
- 00:05:26,697 --> 00:05:29,705 «Увы, мои подозрения подтвердились. За мной следят!
- 00:05:29,770 --> 00:05:31,723 Нужно спрятать книгу, пока он её не нашел.
- 00:05:31,784 --> 00:05:35,083 И помните, в Гравити Фолз никому нельзя доверять»!
- 00:05:36,042 --> 00:05:37,419 Никому не доверять!
- 00:05:37,481 --> 00:05:38,536 Привет!
- 00:05:38,954 --> 00:05:41,163 Чего читаешь? Что-то заумное?
- 00:05:41,482 --> 00:05:42,985 А-а... а-а, ничего.
- 00:05:43,147 --> 00:05:44,520 «А-а... а-а, ничего.»
- 00:05:44,585 --> 00:05:47,627 Ты что, мне даже не покажешь?
- 00:05:47,850 --> 00:05:49,001 А...
- 00:05:49,097 --> 00:05:50,600 Найдем другое место!
- 00:05:50,624 --> 00:05:52,624 «ХИЖИНА ЧУДЕС»
- 00:05:53,355 --> 00:05:56,489 Потрясающе! Дядя сказал, что у меня паранойя,
- 00:05:56,554 --> 00:06:00,041 но судя по книге, у Гравити Фолз и правда есть темная сторона.
- 00:06:00,137 --> 00:06:01,096 Ух ты!
- 00:06:01,226 --> 00:06:02,443 Тёмная сторона?!
- 00:06:02,504 --> 00:06:06,217 И еще в самом конце книги записи резко обрываются.
- 00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:09,033 Словно тот, кто писал, просто внезапно исчез!
- 00:06:10,123 --> 00:06:12,171 -Кто это? -Что ж, пора раскрыть карты!
- 00:06:12,836 --> 00:06:16,529 Бум! Банка. У этой девочки свиданка!
- 00:06:17,994 --> 00:06:18,984 Позволь спрошу?
- 00:06:19,049 --> 00:06:22,153 Ты нашла парня за те полчаса, что меня здесь не было?
- 00:06:22,218 --> 00:06:26,664 Ну что поделать? Наверное, я неотразима-а-а!
- 00:06:27,459 --> 00:06:28,827 Oй! Иду!
- 00:06:31,432 --> 00:06:32,426 Что читаешь, шкет?
- 00:06:32,491 --> 00:06:37,643 Ой! Я просто решил полистать журнал… «Золотые цепочки для стариков»?
- 00:06:37,705 --> 00:06:38,698 Хороший журнал.
- 00:06:38,763 --> 00:06:43,144 Семья, внимание! Пожалуйста, познакомьтесь с моим новым парнем!
- 00:06:45,032 --> 00:06:45,994 Здрасьте.
- 00:06:46,056 --> 00:06:47,464 -Привет. -Здорово, парень!
- 00:06:47,529 --> 00:06:50,602 Мы встретились на кладбище! Он такой глубокий человек!
- 00:06:50,763 --> 00:06:54,664 Oй! Какие тонкие руки! Удивительно.
- 00:06:54,729 --> 00:06:56,233 А как тебя зовут?
- 00:06:56,360 --> 00:06:57,353 Э...
- 00:06:57,419 --> 00:06:59,816 Нормальный человек!
- 00:06:59,881 --> 00:07:01,067 То есть «Норман».
- 00:07:01,128 --> 00:07:02,824 У тебя кровь идет, Норман?
- 00:07:04,362 --> 00:07:05,547 Это джем.
- 00:07:06,123 --> 00:07:09,641 Ах! Я так люблю джем! Какое совпадение!
- 00:07:09,963 --> 00:07:13,768 Ну погуляем за ручку или типа того?
- 00:07:14,155 --> 00:07:17,294 Oй! О боже мой! Не ждите нас! Пока!
- 00:07:21,832 --> 00:07:24,203 Что-то в этом Нормане было не так!
- 00:07:24,264 --> 00:07:26,378 И я решил поискать в книге!
- 00:07:26,443 --> 00:07:28,330 «Обычно они грубые,
- 00:07:28,392 --> 00:07:31,595 у них бледная кожа, и их часто путают с подростками?!
- 00:07:31,656 --> 00:07:33,609 Берегитесь опасных...
- 00:07:35,849 --> 00:07:36,904 Здрасьте.
- 00:07:36,969 --> 00:07:38,504 …зомби».
- 00:07:40,618 --> 00:07:43,913 Кто-то сказал «кромби»? Что за «кромби»?
- 00:07:43,978 --> 00:07:46,123 Что за слово? Я схожу с ума.
- 00:07:50,377 --> 00:07:51,658 Какой ты хороший!
- 00:07:51,723 --> 00:07:53,097 O, нет! Мэйбл!
- 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:55,690 Нет! Нет, Мэйбл! Берегись!
- 00:08:01,544 --> 00:08:04,970 Ромашки? Какой ты милый, Норман!
- 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:08,426 Моя сестра встречается с зомби? Или я рехнулся?
- 00:08:08,491 --> 00:08:10,248 Истинная дилемма.
- 00:08:10,313 --> 00:08:13,674 Я невольно подслушал, как ты говорил сам с собой в пустой комнате.
- 00:08:13,739 --> 00:08:17,161 Зус ты ведь видел парня Мэйбл? Как ты думаешь, он зомби?
- 00:08:17,483 --> 00:08:19,723 Хм. Сколько мозгов он уже съел?
- 00:08:20,203 --> 00:08:21,289 Нисколько.
- 00:08:21,354 --> 00:08:24,200 Чувак, я тебе верю! Я часто замечаю необычное!
- 00:08:24,265 --> 00:08:26,763 Наш почтальон – он, наверняка, оборотень!
- 00:08:32,107 --> 00:08:33,706 Но нужны доказательства!
- 00:08:33,772 --> 00:08:36,200 Иначе люди подумают, что ты сумасшедший.
- 00:08:36,491 --> 00:08:38,666 Зус, как всегда ты прав.
- 00:08:38,728 --> 00:08:41,321 Мой ум – моё благословенье и проклятье.
- 00:08:41,386 --> 00:08:43,818 Зус! Туалеты опять засорились!
- 00:08:44,939 --> 00:08:46,024 Вынужден удалиться.
- 00:08:48,809 --> 00:08:51,882 Сестра была в беде. И я решил достать доказательства.
- 00:09:17,001 --> 00:09:18,344 Ну, всё, хватит!
- 00:09:18,368 --> 00:09:20,168 «ХИЖИНА ЧУДЕС»
- 00:09:20,458 --> 00:09:22,441 Мэйбл, пора поговорить про Нормана.
- 00:09:22,506 --> 00:09:25,963 Правда, он лучший? Посмотри, какой засос он мне оставил!
- 00:09:29,131 --> 00:09:32,331 Поверил! Да это же след от садового пылесоса!
- 00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:36,715 Учимся целоваться!
- 00:09:39,976 --> 00:09:42,473 Отключите! Отключите!
- 00:09:42,892 --> 00:09:43,881 Смешно было.
- 00:09:43,946 --> 00:09:48,393 Нет! Мэйбл, слушай! Дело в том, что Норман, он не тот, за кого себя выдает!
- 00:09:50,184 --> 00:09:53,065 Думаешь, что Норман может быть вампиром?
- 00:09:53,130 --> 00:09:54,730 Это было бы так круто!
- 00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:55,785 Нет, он не вампир, а...
- 00:09:56,009 --> 00:09:56,545 ГНОМЫ
- 00:09:57,450 --> 00:09:59,115 Ой, прости, извини. Вуаля!
- 00:09:59,563 --> 00:10:02,026 Зомби?! Не смешная шутка, Диппер.
- 00:10:02,092 --> 00:10:06,154 Я не шучу, Мэйбл! Всё сходится: кровь на щеке, хромота.
- 00:10:06,219 --> 00:10:08,555 И он не моргает! Неужели не замечала?
- 00:10:08,617 --> 00:10:11,114 А может быть он моргает, когда ты моргаешь.
- 00:10:11,179 --> 00:10:13,673 Мэйбл, что было написано в книге про этот город?
- 00:10:14,057 --> 00:10:15,307 «Никому не доверять»!
- 00:10:15,368 --> 00:10:18,219 А что насчёт меня? Мне ты тоже не доверяешь?
- 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:19,304 Бип-боп!
- 00:10:19,370 --> 00:10:21,257 Мэйбл! Он сожрет твои мозги!
- 00:10:21,322 --> 00:10:22,603 Диппер, а ну-ка, послушай!
- 00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:25,419 Сегодня в пять часов у нас с Норманом свидание
- 00:10:25,481 --> 00:10:29,290 и, поверь, я буду неотразима, а он будет просто чудесен.
- 00:10:29,355 --> 00:10:33,418 И я не позволю тебе всё нам испортить из-за какой-то дурацкой книжки!
- 00:10:35,209 --> 00:10:37,001 И что же мне делать?
- 00:10:39,563 --> 00:10:40,618 Иду!
- 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:42,858 Привет, Норман! Как я тебе?
- 00:10:43,282 --> 00:10:44,682 МЯУ ВАУ
- 00:10:44,938 --> 00:10:46,123 Блестяще!
- 00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:48,586 Ты всегда знаешь, что сказать!
- 00:10:51,850 --> 00:10:54,954 Да, Зус прав! У меня нет доказательств!
- 00:10:55,721 --> 00:10:59,753 Наверно я и правда обычный параноик, и... Стоп! Что?!
- 00:11:04,011 --> 00:11:05,864 Я прав! O боже! Господи!
- 00:11:05,929 --> 00:11:08,139 Дядя Стэн! Дядя Стэн! Дядя Стэн!
- 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,571 А тут у нас камень, который похож на лицо,
- 00:11:10,632 --> 00:11:12,650 то есть на каменное лицо.
- 00:11:12,715 --> 00:11:13,993 Он похож на камень!
- 00:11:14,058 --> 00:11:16,137 -Он похож на лицо. -Это не лицо!
- 00:11:16,202 --> 00:11:17,641 Это камень, похожий на лицо!
- 00:11:18,473 --> 00:11:19,720 Скорее! Дядя Стэн!
- 00:11:19,785 --> 00:11:21,995 Еще раз повторяю, это не лицо!
- 00:11:25,225 --> 00:11:27,531 Ну, наконец-то вот мы и одни.
- 00:11:27,592 --> 00:11:30,216 Да одни.
- 00:11:30,730 --> 00:11:32,330 Стэн! Стэн!
- 00:11:33,035 --> 00:11:34,858 Венди! Венди! Венди!
- 00:11:34,923 --> 00:11:38,187 Мне нужна машина для гольфа, чтобы спасти сестру от зомби!
- 00:11:39,561 --> 00:11:41,352 Только смотри, никого не сбей.
- 00:11:44,939 --> 00:11:47,947 Чувак, это я, Зус! Это для зомби.
- 00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:48,971 Спасибо.
- 00:11:49,032 --> 00:11:51,242 А это, если увидишь пиньяту.
- 00:11:51,625 --> 00:11:53,260 Спасибо.
- 00:11:53,770 --> 00:11:55,561 Лучше перестраховаться!
- 00:11:57,257 --> 00:12:00,874 Ах, Мэйбл, после того, как мы так сблизились,
- 00:12:01,481 --> 00:12:03,307 ты должна кое-что узнать.
- 00:12:04,649 --> 00:12:07,500 O, Норман! Ты можешь сказать мне всё!
- 00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:09,483 Скажи, что вампир, скажи, что вампир.
- 00:12:09,866 --> 00:12:12,617 Ладно, только не устраивай истерик!
- 00:12:12,682 --> 00:12:14,378 Просто, постарайся меня понять!
- 00:12:20,715 --> 00:12:23,339 Ну что, не слишком страшно? Может, присядешь?
- 00:12:24,363 --> 00:12:30,091 Так, ладно. Сейчас всё объясню! Короче, мы гномы! Я сразу расскажу главное.
- 00:12:31,242 --> 00:12:35,849 Я Джефф, а ещё здесь со мной Карсон, Стив, Джейсон
- 00:12:35,914 --> 00:12:37,675 и извини, опять забыл твоё имя.
- 00:12:37,736 --> 00:12:39,113 Шмебьюлок.
- 00:12:39,370 --> 00:12:42,282 Шмебьюлок! Точно! Не важно!
- 00:12:42,347 --> 00:12:45,995 Итак, главное: мы гномы ищем себе новую королеву!
- 00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:47,020 Да, парни?
- 00:12:47,081 --> 00:12:49,674 Королеву! Королеву! Королеву!
- 00:12:50,089 --> 00:12:52,041 Хех! Ну, что скажешь?
- 00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:57,515 Согласна ли ты стать нашей гномолевой?
- 00:12:57,577 --> 00:13:01,164 Гномо... коро... левой! Бла! Язык заплетается.
- 00:13:02,476 --> 00:13:07,850 Слушайте, мне жаль, ребята, вы милые, но я – девочка,
- 00:13:07,915 --> 00:13:11,913 а вы – гномы, и вы хотите… Что?!
- 00:13:12,649 --> 00:13:13,673 Чёрт!
- 00:13:14,187 --> 00:13:16,554 Понимаем. Мы тебя не забудем.
- 00:13:17,866 --> 00:13:19,082 Потому что похитим.
- 00:13:19,243 --> 00:13:20,394 А?!
- 00:13:22,443 --> 00:13:25,642 Спокойно, Мэйбл! Я спасу тебя от зомби!
- 00:13:26,601 --> 00:13:27,913 Помогите!
- 00:13:28,235 --> 00:13:29,705 Держись!
- 00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:33,675 Чем больше ты сопротивляешься,
- 00:13:33,737 --> 00:13:36,011 тем сложнее это для всех нас!
- 00:13:36,073 --> 00:13:38,539 Просто, ха-ха, ладно, выкручивай руку, Стив.
- 00:13:39,145 --> 00:13:40,841 А ну отпустите меня!
- 00:13:46,154 --> 00:13:48,425 Что за чертовщина здесь происходит?!
- 00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:52,522 Диппер! Норман оказался толпой гномов!
- 00:13:52,587 --> 00:13:55,369 И они мерзавцы! Волосы! Волосы! Волосы!
- 00:13:55,434 --> 00:13:57,609 Гномы? Как я был далек!
- 00:13:58,986 --> 00:14:01,579 «Гномы. Человечки, живущие в лесу Гравити Фолз.
- 00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:03,145 Слабости не выявлены».
- 00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:04,875 Эй! Отпустите меня!
- 00:14:04,936 --> 00:14:06,923 А ну-ка, быстро отпустите мою сестру!
- 00:14:07,115 --> 00:14:08,105 O!
- 00:14:08,170 --> 00:14:12,075 Привет! Это понимаешь, всё это просто недоразумение,
- 00:14:12,137 --> 00:14:13,932 наоборот она в безопасности!
- 00:14:13,993 --> 00:14:15,593 Она выйдет замуж за всех нас разом
- 00:14:15,658 --> 00:14:18,090 и навеки станет нашей королевой!
- 00:14:18,155 --> 00:14:19,210 Правильно, дорогая?
- 00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:21,481 Вы все – жалкие вонючки!
- 00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:24,040 Быстро её развяжите, или я.
- 00:14:24,236 --> 00:14:29,065 Ты думаешь, что ты нас остановишь? Ты не представляешь, на что мы способны!
- 00:14:29,131 --> 00:14:31,467 Гномы – могущественная раса!
- 00:14:31,528 --> 00:14:33,258 Не стой у нас на пути!
- 00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:40,843 Он уводит нашу королеву! Стоять, стоять, стоять!
- 00:14:40,908 --> 00:14:42,154 Пристегнись.
- 00:14:44,652 --> 00:14:47,211 Ты связался не с теми, с кем надо, мальчик!
- 00:14:47,276 --> 00:14:50,985 Братья лесные гномы! Все сюда!
- 00:15:02,122 --> 00:15:04,044 Давай быстрее! Они пустятся в погоню!
- 00:15:04,105 --> 00:15:06,602 Мэйбл, не волнуйся. Видела их ножки?
- 00:15:06,668 --> 00:15:07,657 Они такие крошечные.
- 00:15:13,227 --> 00:15:14,252 Блин.
- 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:18,537 Все действуем сообща, как на тренировках.
- 00:15:20,681 --> 00:15:21,801 Вперед, вперед!
- 00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:27,816 Верни нашу королеву!
- 00:15:27,882 --> 00:15:29,067 Он уже близко!
- 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:41,097 Шмебьюлок!
- 00:15:44,584 --> 00:15:45,800 Я спасу тебя, Диппер!
- 00:15:51,436 --> 00:15:53,450 -Спасибо, Мэйбл. -Да не за что.
- 00:15:58,249 --> 00:15:59,295 Осторожно!
- 00:16:09,481 --> 00:16:10,942 Не подходи!
- 00:16:15,369 --> 00:16:16,616 А где Дядя Стэн?
- 00:16:17,291 --> 00:16:20,107 Узрите! Самый завораживающий предмет!
- 00:16:21,323 --> 00:16:23,402 Невозможно отвести взгляд!
- 00:16:24,780 --> 00:16:26,667 Ну вот, я забыл, о чём говорил.
- 00:16:27,818 --> 00:16:29,065 Всё кончено!
- 00:16:29,130 --> 00:16:31,723 Мэйбл, выходи за нас, пока мы всё не разнесли!
- 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:33,292 Должен быть какой-то выход!
- 00:16:34,604 --> 00:16:35,755 Я это сделаю.
- 00:16:35,816 --> 00:16:38,540 Что?! Мэйбл, не вздумай, ты с ума сошла?
- 00:16:38,954 --> 00:16:40,266 -Верь мне. -Что?
- 00:16:40,331 --> 00:16:43,339 Диппер, хоть один раз поверь мне!
- 00:16:47,305 --> 00:16:49,768 Ладно, Джефф, я за вас выйду.
- 00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:52,200 Ура! Дай-ка я слезу, Джейсон. Спасибо, Энди.
- 00:16:52,266 --> 00:16:55,338 Левую ногу, вот так, осторожно – пальцы, Майк.
- 00:16:58,377 --> 00:16:59,497 А? А?
- 00:17:01,737 --> 00:17:02,892 Бада-бинг, бада-бэм!
- 00:17:02,953 --> 00:17:04,841 А теперь пошли домой в лес, дорогая!
- 00:17:04,906 --> 00:17:06,985 Нет, сначала поцелуй невесту.
- 00:17:07,691 --> 00:17:10,219 Что ж я вообще-то не против!
- 00:17:15,497 --> 00:17:17,036 A! Стой, погоди, погоди!
- 00:17:19,403 --> 00:17:20,684 Стой, стой! Что происходит?
- 00:17:22,284 --> 00:17:23,657 Это за то, что врал!
- 00:17:25,483 --> 00:17:26,987 А это за разбитое сердце!
- 00:17:27,209 --> 00:17:28,425 Oй! Мой нос!
- 00:17:28,491 --> 00:17:31,210 А это за то, что ударил брата!
- 00:17:32,361 --> 00:17:34,283 -Хочешь сам нажать? -Хочу!
- 00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:35,883 -Раз, два, три! -Раз, два, три!
- 00:17:38,154 --> 00:17:41,227 Я вам еще отомщу!
- 00:17:42,857 --> 00:17:44,522 Кто главный? Кого слушать?
- 00:17:44,683 --> 00:17:46,444 Как же болят руки!
- 00:17:47,242 --> 00:17:48,619 Кто-нибудь хочет добавки?
- 00:17:58,156 --> 00:18:02,218 Слушай, Диппер! Я... Прости, что я не послушала тебя!
- 00:18:02,283 --> 00:18:04,075 Спасибо, что ты меня защитил.
- 00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:07,466 Да ладно, Мэйбл, проехали! Это ведь ты нас спасла.
- 00:18:07,531 --> 00:18:08,651 Просто мне обидно,
- 00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:11,690 что мой первый парень оказался толпой гномов.
- 00:18:11,755 --> 00:18:14,697 Не переживай. Может, следующий окажется вампиром.
- 00:18:14,762 --> 00:18:17,194 Ты меня успокаиваешь.
- 00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:18,825 Родственные объятия?
- 00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:20,616 Родственные объятия.
- 00:18:21,641 --> 00:18:22,665 -Объятья, объятья. -Объятья, объятья.
- 00:18:25,419 --> 00:18:28,139 Ишь ты! Дети, вас, что, автобусом сбило? Ха-ха!
- 00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:34,219 Дети! Это, тут такое дело,
- 00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:36,329 там кое-какие товары не влезли на склад,
- 00:18:36,394 --> 00:18:39,210 так что можете взять себе по подарку
- 00:18:39,275 --> 00:18:40,426 за счет заведения.
- 00:18:40,492 --> 00:18:42,057 -Правда? -И в чем подвох?
- 00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:45,225 Подвох в том, что нужно брать быстро, пока не передумал!
- 00:18:51,402 --> 00:18:52,426 А мне, кажется, идёт!
- 00:18:52,587 --> 00:18:56,745 Ну, а я возьму себе абордажный крюк!
- 00:18:57,739 --> 00:18:58,859 Да!
- 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:00,969 Точно не хочешь какую-нибудь куклу?
- 00:19:03,689 --> 00:19:05,097 Абордажный крюк!
- 00:19:05,162 --> 00:19:06,155 Ну, ладно.
- 00:19:09,355 --> 00:19:13,003 В книге написано, что в Гравити Фолз никому нельзя доверять.
- 00:19:13,064 --> 00:19:16,076 Но в битве с тысячей гномов, когда рядом с тобой товарищ,
- 00:19:16,137 --> 00:19:19,163 ты понимаешь, что ей доверять можно.
- 00:19:20,361 --> 00:19:21,481 Мэйбл, выключишь свет?
- 00:19:22,430 --> 00:19:23,307 Конечно.
- 00:19:24,911 --> 00:19:25,935 Попала!
- 00:19:27,696 --> 00:19:28,685 Абордажный крюк.
- 00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:31,471 Дядя Стэн сказал, что тут нет никаких тайн!
- 00:19:31,854 --> 00:19:35,694 Но кто знает, какие ещё секреты нам предстоит раскрыть!
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